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25:19Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
25:49I'll just keep backsliding through Raging Diva Alley, and then Complete and Total Breakdown Alley, and then next thing you
25:55know, I'll be Insurance Queen of Dorset, Vermont Alley.
25:57God help us all.
25:58No, I promised myself. This has to be the last time. It has to stick. I'm actually doing pretty well
26:04so far. Like, I don't even really miss John.
26:09I believe you. Uh, even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
26:14This isn't his sweatshirt.
26:20Um...
26:22Oh, my God! I am a woman possessed!
26:27Anne, you gotta help me. I lied. I already ate the Cheetos. I licked the bag clean.
26:32Who is that? Who is that? Is it Garrett? Is it Justin? Like, please distract me with the sordid details
26:37of the intricate web that is your love life.
26:39Uh, it's... it's Justin.
26:42So you're still into him?
26:44Of course I am. I worked out this whole orgasm problem so that I could be with him, didn't I?
26:48Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, but, I don't know, you might be digmatized by Garrett. You wouldn't be the first.
26:54Yeah.
26:56Okay. I'll admit it. The night was kind of perfect. Garrett made me feel really safe. And a lot of
27:04really, really good other things, but doesn't magically turn him into someone else, you know?
27:10No, you gotta take him at face value. Right, exactly. And the guy can't get through a single conversation without
27:16someone trying to sext him.
27:17Which is fine, because I got the orgasm, which is what I wanted. It's just an arrangement between friends. Yeah,
27:26and this won't make your friendship weird at all?
27:30We had a plan. The plan worked. There will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever.
27:36It was so weird. Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it when other girls snap you during a hookup.
27:42Logan, this is Bernardo. Protect him with your life. Your life.
27:46Why do you care how the night ended anyway? Because he didn't want it to end.
27:50What? You guys have been talking about this all practice and the answer seems pretty obvious.
27:58Hey, does Logan seem off to you guys today? What do you mean?
28:01I don't know. Bunch of missed passes, flubbed a goal, stuff like that. What? No, not you. Birdie.
28:05What do you mean? What's obvious? You're into her, dude. Fuck. I think you're right.
28:10Alright, he's all over the place. Shut up, Joe. I should tell her. Yep.
28:14Like today? Yep.
28:17Shit. He's going to drunk Shakespeare later.
28:19Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare. Hey, Joe. Watch Bernardo.
28:22Who?
28:26Who's going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:28Bernardo. Amazing, I'm there.
28:30Hold this for Bernie.
28:33Why don't we go to drunk Shakespeare?
28:35We are not going anywhere.
28:37Birdie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her.
28:40How do you feel about her?
28:42Finally.
28:43I'm telling you it's the right move, G.
28:45We all fuck with Rosie and I think she's good for you.
28:50No! Bernardo, ow!
28:51Okay. We're going to drunk Shakespeare.
29:03Okay, dramatic entrance.
29:05Whatever.
29:06Seriously. What's your damage, Heather?
29:08Nothing, just a shitty practice.
29:10Really?
29:12That's it?
29:12Yeah. That's it.
29:15Garrett, he was just so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes and it just made
29:20me look bad.
29:22I see what's happening.
29:23This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
29:27What? That's...
29:29I... I don't...
29:32Convincing.
29:33Don't bother. I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke.
29:35This is so like you. You want things you can't have.
29:38No, I don't.
29:38You need a fucking wake-up call.
29:40Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't.
29:43You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins.
29:45Jules, I get it.
29:46You've been passed over twice in the draft.
29:48Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
29:51And if you don't make it, it's you and mom.
29:53At the garage.
29:55Forever.
29:57Is that what you want?
30:00No, it's not what I fucking want.
30:02I'm just saying.
30:04If you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters.
30:20This mingle with the audience before the show schtick is such hacky student director bullshit.
30:26It's immersive. We're breaking down the aesthetic distance. Give me a fucking break.
30:29Whoa, babe. Maybe we've turned the corner into Raging Diva Alley.
30:32Oh, maybe you've turned the corner into cuntsville.
30:36I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that.
30:38No, it's okay.
30:39It's your first show at Briar without Sean.
30:42Yeah, you just really used to help calm me down, you know?
30:44I'm kind of nervous.
30:46Yeah, maybe it is making me a little bit of a...
30:48Katherine! Don't touch a prop! That's not yours!
30:52There's people everywhere you go, there's people on the bars.
30:57There's people on the motorways driving little people cars.
31:01There's people walking animals...
31:04Hey! Hey!
31:06You're here!
31:08What?
31:11What are you doing here?
31:14I'm glad you're here, but...
31:15Well, by recruiting me, I'd have to steal this from Taco.
31:18Spock! Oh, my...
31:20Sorry.
31:21You kidding me?
31:22Hey, Wolsey.
31:23Hey.
31:24Jordan?
31:25Justin.
31:26Oh, right.
31:26Yeah.
31:27Yeah, sorry. My bad.
31:28That's all good, man.
31:29Uh, is Bo and Dean Draka here?
31:31Yeah, man. Well, you know Dean, he's persuasive.
31:34What about you, bro? You big Shakespeare guy?
31:36Uh, not really, but, uh, Hannah told me she was coming, so...
31:40Here I am.
31:42Oh, she did?
31:43She did.
31:45Looks like the show's starting.
31:47Yeah.
31:48Do you wanna go to sit?
31:50Couch is free.
31:52Yeah, yeah. We should probably sit.
31:54Yeah.
31:55See you around, man.
31:56Yeah, brother.
32:12Come on, bitches. Let me hear you all scream for our gay show.
32:18A Midsummer Night's...
32:21SCARY!
32:26Now, virgins oft find drunk Shakespeare scary.
32:30If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry.
32:34And there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks.
32:37When an actor calls line, everyone drinks.
32:42I like that.
32:43So that's great.
32:45What? What?
32:50No.
32:51I'm so sorry, everyone.
32:52It seems that the actors that we're going to play, our four young lovers,
32:57have all been struck by a terrible affliction.
33:01True love?
33:02No.
33:03Gonorrhea.
33:04Oh!
33:09We'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience.
33:16Would you look at this couple?
33:21Give it up for our Hermia and Lysander!
33:34Bitch, I love this.
33:36Ew.
33:37Okay, next, I need a big, strong man to play Demetrius.
33:43Me, Garrett Graham, I want to be in the show!
33:45Shut the...
33:45Oh, I think you can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your ass.
33:48Come on.
33:48Come here, pookie.
33:50That's okay.
33:50No, I'm all right.
33:51You're all right.
33:53Come on, G. Yeah!
33:54All right, all right.
33:55Yeah!
34:00Thank you.
34:02Okay, now we just need a Helena.
34:05She's a real messy bitch who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.
34:10Can anyone relate?
34:16Allow me.
34:18Not even gonna wait to be picked.
34:21That is messy.
34:22Let's hear it for our four young lovers!
34:25From the game, right?
34:27Hannah.
34:27Please, everyone knows the girl who locked down Garrett Graham.
34:31Uh, no.
34:31No, I didn't lock him.
34:33I mean, we're not locked.
34:35He is free to unlock anyone he wants.
34:38Just throw up some drama.
34:40All right, Hermia!
34:42Let's get you all caught up.
34:45All right, you're in love with Lysander.
34:48Oh!
34:50But your big bad daddy is forcing you to marry Demetrius.
35:00What say you, Hermia?
35:02What say you, Hermia?
35:04But daddy, I love him!
35:07Daddy, she loves him!
35:18Now, after this, we've got, like, ten minutes of Rude Mechanical's BS.
35:22So, feel free to help yourselves to our wet bar.
35:27Okay.
35:31So your life is practice, class, repeat, and now also the theater.
35:36Can we seriously not do this right now?
35:38Do what?
35:39You're broadening your horizons.
35:42I think it's fun.
35:47Looks like Hannah's broadening her horizons, too.
35:53You know, you didn't have to mess with her like that.
35:55She's not my girlfriend.
35:57But you clearly want her to be.
35:59No, I don't.
35:59Please, you can deny it all you want, but...
36:02I looked at you the same way for months.
36:08Kendall, about the, uh, way that I ended things...
36:11I was kind of a dick.
36:12Don't.
36:14Don't apologize to me.
36:15Just make yourself feel better.
36:16I was just gonna say, you know, it sucks when you like someone and they don't like you back.
36:21It does.
36:22If I knew just how much it sucked...
36:27I probably would have done some things differently.
36:29So...
36:29I'm sorry.
36:33And really...
36:34Will you accept my apology if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
36:38I was having so much fun being a bitch.
36:42Fine.
36:42Yeah, okay. I accept.
36:48I don't know.
36:49Marvel.
36:50I don't know.
36:50It's foul, but it's effective.
36:54I see that neighbor.
36:56This is to make an ass of me.
36:58What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
37:01I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
37:05Mine ear is much enamored of thy note.
37:08And so is mine eye enthralled to thy...
37:17To thy...
37:20Smile.
37:24And thy sweatshirt.
37:27And how surprisingly ripped thou art.
37:29And how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes because thou knowest I want both.
37:35Even though thou aren't really eating carbs right now.
37:37And so what if thou favors missionary?
37:39Methinks I could get on board with missionary.
37:41Oh sweet bottom.
37:43Out to Vermont.
37:44Do not desire to go.
37:46Please do not desire to go.
37:58Oh shit, she's incredible.
38:00Yeah man, she really is.
38:04Uh...
38:05Lion.
38:14Lion.
38:17Lion.
38:18He said it.
38:18Well, that's- that's the word, man.
38:20He got it.
38:23Okay, I understand you're confusing.
38:25This is what's happening here.
38:26Je suis un peu de merde.
38:28Line !
38:30C'est pas encore votre line !
38:32To me, je suis thirsty.
38:34Ok, les drama kids sont mieux dans les drinks ?
38:36Non, non, non !
38:37Je ne sais pas, je ne sais pas.
38:37Je ne sais pas, je ne sais pas.
38:38Je suis totalement capable de dire.
38:42Pyramus et Fisbee ont un peu à l'assaut.
38:43All right ?
38:44All right, bienvenue.
38:45Vous voyez, Tuck ?
38:47Tuck her.
38:51Welcome back !
38:54My lover !
38:56Oh !
38:57Looks like you two had a good time.
39:00And it's about to get even better.
39:04I made this love potion special for the boys.
39:09It's a real knockout.
39:12And wouldn't you know it,
39:13When they came to, they only had eyes
39:16For Helena.
39:20Ok, loving this.
39:23But, fools and mortals,
39:25Who will win fair Helena's hand ?
39:29How is a buxom maiden ever to decide ?
39:32Oh.
39:33I know.
39:35How about a good old-fashioned dance-off ?
39:40Which one of you wants to take the pole first ?
39:44Grant, get it, GGrict, GGrict ...
39:48gац, GGrict, GGrict, GGrict, GGrict !
39:53Get out of there !
39:54Get out there !
39:55Fuck you guys !
39:56Start at mir, looks like the man !
40:02Hey !
40:04Oh !
40:04There you go !
40:05Do it on the way !
40:07Ouais, je t'en ai dit !
40:21Tu sais, j'étais en train de te demander de te demander.
40:30La seule raison que je ne suis pas, c'est que tu et Garret étaient serious.
40:34Mais...
40:35Je sais que tu sais.
40:37Est-ce qu'il y a une fois que vous avez fait ça ?
40:40Non, c'est pas vraiment sérieux.
40:43Cool.
40:45Je suis normalement dans le théâtre, mais je suis vraiment heureux que je suis venu.
40:53Oui, moi aussi.
41:11Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
41:37All's well that ends well.
41:40That's Shakespeare.
41:42Yeah, I know.
41:43Sorry.
41:49Actually, Justin said he wants to ask me out.
41:54Congratulations.
41:55That's, yeah, you did it.
42:03Yeah, yeah.
42:08So I guess this means our deal is officially over, right?
42:17Oh, yeah, right.
42:21Yeah, I mean, I got you the grade.
42:24And I got you the guy.
42:27You know, I got you the grade.
42:30So I want to serve her there for Codin' Call.
42:32Ready?
42:34Sure.
42:35Sweet.
42:36Mm-hmm.
42:37itos.
42:37Mm-hmm.
42:42should I?
42:43Yeah.
43:02All right.
45:06All right, bud.
46:57Not quite.
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