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00:06previously on kyle xy will you go to the prom with me yes i would love to go with you
00:11you
00:11don't wear a tuxedo to a funeral you wear one to a prom didn't you once tell me that going
00:15to a
00:15problem would be a fate worse than death i'm not asking you to go to prom because there's no one
00:19else i'm asking because you are the only one i want to go with are you telling me there are
00:24problems with the prom prom committees become a nightmare of mix-ups to the decorators and
00:28arguments with the caterers i want prom to be this perfect night with kyle and all i can think
00:31about is table and chair rentals and non-refundable deposits we should enter this in the contest i
00:36suppose although i'm sure some three cord trite piece of crap will win ryan told me all about
00:41the girl in the picture sarah he said he created me from sarah's genetic material after she died
00:45my name is sarah she's alive she wants to meet me right sarah said she'd be here she's not coming
00:51i'm alone you're not alone
00:58her heart is stopped
01:02it's okay now i'm here the people in latnock aren't bad they're simply scientists with a very
01:08clinical point of view he's incredible more than we'd ever dreamed we'd see in our lifetimes
01:30what are you watching if you're not back by midnight you won't be coming home
01:38oh that's not good why on earth would you watch prom night it's scary
01:45it's video research for the prom you're researching the prom and it led you to prom night
01:50it had the most straightforward title what else did you look at 44 movies 2.6 million websites and 37
01:58young adult novels prom is the most romantic moment in a young person's life it's the culmination of
02:03adolescence marks the beginning of the journey into adulthood priscilla's perfect prom i love that book
02:11i wasn't always a cynic i know how important it is to amanda i can't let her down i just
02:18need the
02:18perfect plan there's really no formula for perfection let me let you in on a little life secret the more
02:25you expect the more you get let down priscilla's problem is a disaster her date leaves her at the
02:29end of the night two chapters later he's gay nice pep talk just focus on having fun and you will
02:36don't let your expectations get the best of you expectations to them the word implied inevitable
02:45failure was it wrong to have faith that things could turn out well
03:00i'm not sure which was more difficult to process the news that sarah's alive
03:05or that you brought jesse back from the dead has sarah tried to contact you no and she won't
03:13she's put her past behind her kyle and i've accepted that i need to do the same
03:20your leg is better yeah as good as new just some time for me to move on move on
03:31kyle i wasn't pleased that latnock was one of the test jesse like some kind of a laboratory rat
03:37made me realize just how out of touch we all are with our own humanity
03:42so i need a break from the latnock community and i asked them to give you a break
03:48for me i haven't even met them well they've been watching you for a while
03:54waiting for an opportunity to take a larger role in your development
03:59they've been watching me believe me i wasn't happy about it either
04:03but i made it very clear to them that you have a whole lifetime to be extraordinary
04:09now is the time for you to be ordinary
04:14so i'd ask you to come along with me but i think we both know what your answer would be
04:21it doesn't bother you that i wouldn't want to leave the trakers
04:26i'll be back one day when it's time for us to resume our training
04:31in the meantime i want you to stay here and enjoy what i never had
04:38what's that it's life
04:44my sunset backdrop is a no-show so i don't think this gym is going to be transformed to the
04:47ocean
04:47paradise that i want we still have time maybe there's something really i know i made a huge
04:52deal about this whole magic of prom but i'd be happy if it wasn't a huge disaster this would be
04:57so
04:58much more fun if we're allowed to inhale would you guys please get him out of here amanda i don't
05:03think i should leave you here to deal with this by yourself hyle i have 27 perfectly capable people
05:07to help me hang lame streamers i for one i'm happy to pass the helium torch good save your energy
05:13for
05:14the end of tonight your sugar mama's got big plans for you is there anything else i can do no
05:20that was
05:21a lie you've just been busted by the human lie detector fess up little lady okay if you really
05:28want to help i really want to you can pick up my dress from the cleaners there was this whole
05:33well
05:34it's a long story but i'd be happy to
05:40you don't have to bring everything we could start fresh i can get you some new clothes why
05:46because of the memories of taylor not being exactly a good father
05:53i'm glad he left but i like my clothes i even like this room it's first place i've ever been
06:00able
06:00to call mine
06:04now this brings back memories good ones good at the time
06:11sometimes i wonder if it's worth having good memories
06:14things go wrong you almost resent the happy moments like they failed you that picture reminds
06:21me of kyle and everything we've been through together i hope i never have to resent that
06:28yeah i hope you never have to
06:34jesse i think we should leave seattle
06:38where would we go i don't know somewhere anywhere else because of what not i don't know maybe
06:48seattle was a cage for me for 20 years and being back here i feel trapped
06:56that be okay with you yeah of course
07:02andy says she has big plans for me you know what that means don't you
07:05this dress is silver dude you already said that it's not important but it's supposed to be
07:10yellow we're talking about me now dude sorry what does it mean it means i need to be ready
07:17to run the bases around the bases prominent often results in extra bases and considering
07:22i slid into second with andy a few weeks ago i'm looking at third base if not an inside the
07:26park homer
07:27josh you should know by now i have no idea what you're talking about sex i'm talking about sex
07:33oh yeah and i've never you know had it with another person never mind the importance of prom night
07:44sex is portrayed in 82 of the movies i watched see but since 17 of them also ended with young
07:49teens being fatally mutilated i assumed it was a cinematic convention right now buddy for much of
07:55the adolescent universe the whole dance is basically just foreplay is sex part of the
08:00perfect prom equation don't you worry about it something tells me that sex isn't part of yours and
08:05amanda's g-rated prom fantasy what is it nothing
08:13you know it's inevitable not if i can help it come on it's a prom must do yeah then i
08:26think i must puke
08:29are you sure you don't want to just dj the prom yourself please have you seen those geeks that dj
08:34the
08:34proms aha hilarious besides i'm supposed to be having the time of my life remember oh you mean
08:41the lyric you actually neglected to include in your theme song it's been dead besides you and i both know
08:48that there's zero chance of winning that contest tonight with my reedy voice on the 12th rate acoustic
08:53recording wow you're really not expecting much are you the thing about expectations you know what
09:01forget it i've already busted out that speech once today so jaded for so young enough with the young
09:08already what's all this amanda changed her dress so the vests and the corsage i chose don't match
09:18unless i dye them well can i help i know this may surprise you but i used to be kind
09:24of good at arts and
09:28crafts i stripped the silver nitrate off some old rolls of film and combined it with aluminum potassium
09:33sulfate but i'm having trouble stabilizing the polyvalent metal ions needed to act as a mortar to
09:39set the dye pigment i once made a house out of popsicle sticks the dye is too dark and won't
09:46stick
09:47properly to the fabric oh well i'm sure amanda will understand she will understand that's the problem
09:57she's already given up hope of having a good prom but she shouldn't i just want to make sure it's
10:01everything she wished for well don't put too much pressure on yourself sometimes trying too hard to
10:06make things perfect can blow up in your face hey how are you alive thanks to you
10:30you've made a mess
10:34i don't know why the formula didn't work let me see what i can do
10:47what are you looking for
10:51adam said latnock is watching me
10:53he told them to stop but i still feel like someone's out there i think latnock is creepy so
10:59does sarah
11:02how are things been going with her new exciting a little scary she wants to leave town
11:14why to start over jesse's no it's okay sarah really wants this
11:22well what do you want i want what you have a family
11:29have you told her that you'd rather stay
11:31no i can't do that why not because what if she leaves anyway
11:38jesse
11:41not everyone who cares about you is going to disappoint you
11:44all i know is i'm being given a chance to have a real life and i'm not going to do
11:48anything to mess it up
11:52you're missing about 10 milligrams of nickel iodide
12:03all good i need to talk to you now's not the best time dad well it's never an appropriate time
12:08for a man
12:08to warn his daughter not to get involved with his teaching assistant and yet here we are
12:14i'm not getting involved with mark in case you haven't noticed i'm in a towel getting ready for prom
12:19with declan a much better age-appropriate all-round good choice i'm thinking my year of strumming sad chords was
12:26sponsored by mr declan mcdonough not to mention his role in my disappearing reappearing virtue and about that
12:32don't worry dad store's closed what store traeger porium is locked tight no weekend sales no limited
12:40time offers security systems armed guard dogs are roaming the aisle of course we're still encouraging
12:46window shopping because you always want to keep the public interested but i can assure you that
12:49tonight will not be about sex i thought prom was basically just foreplay for much of the adolescent
12:53universe says who josh josh what's up not you that's for sure what there'll be no sex
13:01had by you not any of you not tonight tomorrow or hopefully in my lifetime
13:18smile
13:21what did you do was that obvious last time you had that look you realized josh just found your old
13:27pot stash
13:29okay so which parental sin did you commit the don't blow the sex talk one we already had that
13:35talk with laurie i'm not talking about laurie or kyle either josh oh steven he's not ready i know
13:42you have to go back up there and talk to him again i know so why aren't you moving i
13:46don't know you
13:47only have a small window of opportunity to correct this
13:52i can't do it yes yes you can you can you are a smart educated progressive thoughtful man and and
14:01an excellent father don't psych yourself out just go
14:10hey it looks like all the stains came out
14:14thank you for coming over to help out how could i pass up my last opportunity to prove that i'm
14:20smarter than you very funny i'm not you know smarter i just try harder to impress people but you already
14:33knew that you don't have to do that anymore you never have to prove yourself to anyone ever again
14:43if anything people should start proving themselves to you you really don't want to see me leave do you
14:51you're my friend jesse
14:54i don't want to lose you
15:06hi hi i have your dress it's not yellow i know the dry cleaners accidentally shredded my original
15:12dress so i had to make a last minute switch at least now i'm at the gym how are things
15:17going down
15:18there almost done but would you mind dropping the dress off at school at the school won't you be
15:23home soon i'm just taking some precautions you know in case the decorations committee it's a snag and
15:28i have to get ready here i'm coming to help you kyle don't i'm dirty and a mess and even
15:33though
15:34everything else is a bust right now i don't want you to see me until i'm ready just send the
15:38dress but i
15:39promise me you won't come in i promise good
15:53still what i'll take care of it i should at least take it to her and explain kyle you need
16:01to get ready
16:01okay i'll finish the dress and i'll take it to amanda it'll all be okay you want to do something
16:09nice for amanda no but i'd like to do something nice for you
16:18come in
16:22what's with the shades whoa yeah all the makeup like ever is on your face i want to look
16:31vava boomy for josh but i keep coming up with vampire clown whore can you help me you have two
16:37moms doesn't one of them wear a little lip gloss my moms think that makeup is an ageist sexist ploy
16:43to devalue the feminine form in its natural state perpetuating unrealistic myths and expectations
16:49yeah well maybe it is oh yeah
16:56oh
17:17nice job i downloaded an instructional diagram
17:21steven will be disappointed he wasn't able to help you the ultimate father-son prom ritual
17:26i forgot no no no don't worry about steven don't worry about anyone but yourself
17:33and amanda and amanda oh beautiful
17:39i got it from the rose garden where we had our first kiss
17:43you thought of everything i tried
17:48don't forget to stop and smell the roses every so often yourself tonight actually double dying the
17:52corsage eliminated the scent of you mean to focus less on making things perfect and more and having a
17:58good time yes
18:02look at you
18:05when you first came here everything in the world was new look at all that you've learned
18:12look at all that you've overcome tonight's a celebration of that just breathe and enjoy it
18:22i'm sorry you had to say goodbye to adam
18:28he's doing what he thinks is best for me still i know it's hard to say goodbye to family
18:36adam created me
18:39he's my mentor and my friend
18:43but you are my family
19:03your decorations are ugly
19:05they'll look better once we turn the lights down
19:13all right fine it sucks it's like charlie brown's christmas tree
19:18i don't know what that means ugly it means ugly and everyone else left so i don't have time to
19:23go
19:23home i have to get ready here
19:28i just wanted to make it special for kyle but i blew it
19:34anyways thanks for the dress
19:44did you dole over the dress your prom is going to be terrible
19:51why well the decorations are a disaster and amanda has to get ready in the school locker room
19:55why didn't she ask me for help she wanted to make it special for you
20:00she did maybe if you two stopped working so hard to make it special you'd enjoy it more
20:05or maybe there's still something i can do to fix it
20:07i figured you'd say something like that which is why you called thank you
20:13this doesn't mean i like her by the way i know
20:29thanks to jesse i had an idea of how to make amanda's night a little better
20:33her expectations may have disappeared but my desire to surpass them hadn't
20:41oh could this day get any worse
20:46not funny
20:48i thought uh you could use some help getting ready
20:53what did you poison my makeup of a fleas in my dress i think you like being mean to me
20:58well that's just a little bit of the pot calling the kettle black now isn't it pot and the kettle
21:02are
21:02black my point exactly well after tonight it doesn't matter anyway what's that supposed to mean
21:09it means i'm leaving town
21:13i'm sorry to hear that why you hate me but i know how important you are to kyle
21:21and when you care about somebody you want to put their feelings first
21:28so how's it going all set
21:35you have to scuff the bottom of your shoes before you walk in them else gives you traction
21:39yeah i didn't know that actually i didn't either kyle told me the prom note all strikes again
21:46so listen please don't i have to then could you make it quick and painless please all right you
21:52want to quick and painless don't use this you don't want me to have safe sex no i mean yes
21:59i do want you to have safe sex but no i don't want you to have sex at all i'd
22:03much rather you
22:04wait till you know you're ready till you and andy know you're ready it'll mean a whole lot more if
22:10you
22:10do but if you decide to ignore everything i say and make your own monumentally life-altering no
22:17going back decision to have sex forever changing the relationship you have with andy
22:22then i want you to be protected
22:26can i go now yes
22:30oh hold up
22:33a little screwy loop here
22:40okay good to go thanks dad you're welcome
22:49hey handsome oh so how was the talk part two well a little like that condom i just gave our
22:57son clumsy awkward but hopefully effective are you sure you're okay with missing your dinner to help
23:03with my plan do you think for one minute that laurie traeger would let us miss an opportunity to help
23:07you and amanda we're skipping the pre-prom dinner sweet you were paying for that part weren't you
23:12was indeed what's taking them so long i've been gorgeous for hours already let's go people we have
23:19a problem to save you are ruining our entrance
23:25are you look yeah yeah josh what you are about to experience is a defining moment in your otherwise
23:34idiotic life do not mess it up
23:40looking good traeger not bad yourself donna where's
23:48andy
23:59all my research had been right no matter what anyone said about expectations
24:04everyone secretly hoped this would be the best night of their lives
24:09i knew that more than just helping amanda
24:12my night had just become about making sure everyone got their wish
24:23andy
24:25ow
24:28get that on purpose
24:31baby
24:34wow
24:35really yeah
24:38jesse help me
24:40you did
24:42well i didn't want to but she was really pathetic
24:46thanks you're welcome
24:47okay good to know a little girl bonding didn't upset the balance of nature
24:51what time is it relax we're here early cow's waiting for you in the gym
25:05you've gone soft i had a near-death experience it's gonna take me a few days to return to normal
25:16and
25:28and
25:29and
25:40i
25:42you
26:07Hi.
26:10Hi.
26:15It's perfect.
26:18I had a little help.
26:22Come on.
26:26Bounce with me.
26:42I think the problem is my two left feet.
26:45I never notice.
26:46How do you buy shoes?
26:47It's an expression.
26:49But you knew that, didn't you?
26:57Those jewels aren't real, you know.
26:59Whatever, Hillary.
27:06Don't drink that.
27:07Someone spiked the punch.
27:09That's impossible.
27:11According to my research, it happens at 68% of all proms.
27:14I have to take care of this.
27:16And something's leaking by the DJ table.
27:18There's water everywhere.
27:19I'm on it.
27:34Where's Declan?
27:35Hopefully not looking for me.
27:39Where's Andy?
27:41He, uh, ditched her on the dance floor.
27:43Man needs a break, you know?
27:48Why are you both hiding from your dates?
27:51You want this one?
27:53He's hiding because he's freaking out about whether or not to have sex with Andy.
27:56She wants this.
27:58I mean, I can't blame her.
27:59No.
28:01But she's so much more experienced than I am.
28:04So, yeah, I'm totally freaking out.
28:07Right.
28:09Your turn.
28:12She's messed up because she doesn't know whether or not to get back together with Declan.
28:16Yep.
28:19Prom is stressful.
28:22True that.
28:24It doesn't have to be.
28:26Are you kidding?
28:27You've been flipping out all week.
28:29I know.
28:31But Nicole taught me something.
28:33You're busting out a mom moment right now?
28:36She said that tonight is a celebration of how far we've come in.
28:39We should just let it happen and enjoy it.
28:43I have come a long way.
28:46From dumb to dumber.
28:48Better than slut to sluttier.
28:51It's the old me.
28:52Oh.
28:54Which means I have come a long way.
28:58That Nicole Traeger, she's pretty good.
29:01Yes, she is.
29:05You're not so bad yourself.
29:12Shall we?
29:16Okay.
29:22All right.
29:23Tell me the truth.
29:25About what?
29:26We lost the song contest, didn't we?
29:29We lost the song contest.
29:31Well, that's just...
29:34Fine, actually.
29:35Is it?
29:37Yeah.
29:38I didn't write that song for this.
29:39I wrote it because I had something to say about myself and everyone here tonight.
29:46Only no one's heard it except me.
29:48The perils of the undiscovered songwriting duo.
29:52Destined for a lonely life on the road.
29:54With only their college degrees to keep them warm at night.
29:57PhDs, please.
29:58You have a PhD?
29:59No, not yet.
30:00How old do you think I am?
30:02How old are you?
30:04I'm 19.
30:05I'm 19.
30:06You're only 19?
30:08I was...
30:08I was sort of an early bloomer, academically speaking.
30:11And you've been torturing me about being so young.
30:14You are unbelievable.
30:16But I'm half of a pretty great songwriting duo.
30:19I don't know about great.
30:20You heard the song.
30:22But have you?
30:25I hope you're having a great night.
30:26I have the 현재 to the prom theme contest.
30:27You can be sure that it ain't close encounter.
30:29Hello, everyone.
30:31Hello.
30:31I hope you're all having a great night.
30:33This song is not the winner of the prom theme contest.
30:37But I thought that everybody should get a chance to hear this song
30:41It's written by someone who in my opinion
30:46knows a whole lot more about who she is and
30:49Really what life's all about then she will ever admit
30:55So enjoy
31:07This is
31:10I'm a computer genius remember
31:47What are you doing up here roof leak, what about you? I thought you went home hours ago
31:55What do they call it a last hurrah a last hurrah
32:03You're living with Sarah tonight
32:06Yeah
32:08You're not gonna ask her to stay
32:11Amanda said something to me earlier
32:13If you care about someone you want to put their feelings first
32:17I want to do that for Sarah
32:21I understand
32:23I guess I just wish she'd done the same for you
32:34I just wish she'd done the same for you
32:39Thank you
32:40Thank you
32:40For your help tonight
32:43It's amazing what we can accomplish when we work together isn't it?
32:49I'm gonna miss you Jessie
32:53No you're not
32:56Because no matter where I am
32:59We're always connected
33:02That's true
33:04Even if I am smarter
33:07Stronger
33:07Faster
33:28You
33:30You
33:30But
33:31You better get back in there
33:33Make some more memories
33:36Kind of hard to come by for people like you and me
33:40You should come down too
33:45The last hurrah
33:48The last hurrah
34:00The last hurrah
34:01The fifth hurrah
34:05Who cares?
34:06The second hurrah
34:23You've been following me.
34:29Nice talks.
34:31Wow, the secrecy.
34:34I didn't want to distract you.
34:38You're worried about Lottnock, aren't you?
34:41You don't trust them either.
34:44Well, they're scientists.
34:46I don't know if they should be trusted.
34:49Do I have anything to worry about?
34:52You should always worry.
34:56Not tonight.
34:59Tonight is about Amanda.
35:01We'll be fine.
35:04Okay.
35:05I'll go.
35:10What thoughts?
35:13Thanks for looking out for me.
35:16Thanks for looking out for me.
35:27Thanks for looking out for me.
35:37God, I love a man in a tux.
35:40Me too.
35:41I mean, I like being the man he loves in a tux.
35:43Okay, so we've had our pictures taken.
35:45We've danced.
35:47We've eaten weird French hors d'oeuvres things.
35:50We've covered every prom cliche in the book.
35:53And now I think we should move on to our end of the night festivities.
35:58Okay.
36:00Let me begin by saying you're the hottest girl I know.
36:02And I fantasize about having sex with you, like, all the time.
36:06And I really wanted to have sex with you tonight.
36:10But then my dad comes up to me and didn't make any sense about whatever he was trying to say
36:14and wanted to give me a condom and it all became real.
36:17And anyway, I just don't think we should.
36:22You think I wanted to give it up to you tonight?
36:26Didn't you?
36:29Losing my virginity on prom night is the most cliche of all things cliche.
36:36What kind of sentimental loser do you think I am?
36:40Wait, you're a virgin?
36:43Why wouldn't I be?
36:45So what did you mean then, if not sex?
36:51Triple chocolate sundaes and me kicking your ass yet again in G-Force Extreme.
36:59Really?
37:03Really.
37:12There you are.
37:14Finally done putting out fires.
37:18I'm assuming there were no actual fires.
37:20Nope, no fires.
37:22A flood or two.
37:24I guess there was more than one lake.
37:27Cleaning crew will get it.
37:28I think it's time for a dance.
37:31I think that sounds great.
37:33Have a great night, everyone.
37:35Prom as we know it has ended.
37:40It's over.
37:42It doesn't have to be.
37:48May I have this dance?
37:59Gotta go, pumpkins.
38:01I got a tiara to stock.
38:03Good night.
38:04Later, Hills.
38:06So, what's next on our Hillary-approved itinerary?
38:10How'd you know?
38:11She had that glint of a job well done in her eyes.
38:15I didn't want to mess anything up.
38:18How could you think you could mess it up?
38:20Because I feel like that's all I've ever done since the first time we got together.
38:24I couldn't even break up with you properly.
38:27We're so past that.
38:29Look, I know I said I'd be more open and all that, so let me do this.
38:35Right.
38:36Sorry.
38:37Continue with your openness.
38:39I really like you, Lori.
38:42I always have.
38:44I don't know where you stand with me or with what we're supposed to be or not be,
38:48but I want you to know that it's in your hands.
38:53It's in my hands.
38:55Why?
38:57Because I heard your song tonight.
38:59I really heard it.
39:01The girl who wrote it's got her whole future in front of her.
39:05I don't want to be the one that holds her back.
39:13You know what's amazing?
39:15Is you really know me.
39:17And you get me.
39:21I care about you so much.
39:26But you're right.
39:28I don't want to move backwards.
39:30Or even stay in the same place.
39:38So, I think that means that we shouldn't be together.
39:42Is that okay?
39:45I seem to remember it's part of the whole it's in your hands thing.
39:50Did you mean it?
39:52Trigger, you're one of my best friends.
39:55All I want is for you to be happy.
39:58I don't know if I deserve that.
40:00Trust me.
40:03You do.
40:05I don't know if I've ever done, I'll give it all to everyone for one more day.
40:34You did that, didn't you?
40:36Maybe.
40:39So, how do you do it all?
40:41Do what?
40:43Everything I've seen you do.
40:45My brain is more developed than other people's.
40:48So, it allows me to do special things.
40:52Kind of like Superman.
40:53Only real?
40:55Can you lie?
40:56I'm not going to tell you that until you tell me something I don't know about you.
41:00Not this again.
41:01It's only fair.
41:04You may not know of it.
41:09I love you.
41:15You do?
41:17I do.
41:22I love you, too.
41:26Here, don't get your feet wet.
41:38There's a reason why people say we shouldn't expect too much.
41:42No one wants to see someone they care about end up disappointed.
42:01We instinctively act to protect our own from being hurt, and do what we can to make the
42:06right choices for the people we love.
42:10But the reason we have expectations in the first place, is because we want to aim as
42:15high as we can.
42:18Because when you love someone, there's no limit to what you can accomplish.
42:32Oh, I left my other clothes inside.
42:35I'll get them.
42:35No, I will.
42:36No, let me help you.
42:37Again.
42:38Always.
42:39Always.
42:42Always.
42:52You got everything you need?
42:54I do now.
43:38You got everything you need?
43:52You can be, bro.
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