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00:00:19Don't do that.
00:00:20Why not?
00:00:21Because.
00:00:22Because what?
00:00:23Because I don't want you to touch me there.
00:00:25Why not?
00:00:26Because I said so.
00:00:27Just let me put my hand there.
00:00:29I won't even move it.
00:00:30Promise?
00:00:31I swear to God.
00:00:33All right, then.
00:00:34Hmm.
00:00:34All right, then.
00:00:36I thought you said you weren't going to do that.
00:00:39I thought you promised.
00:00:40So I would.
00:00:43Don't do that.
00:00:44Why not?
00:00:46Because.
00:00:46Because what?
00:00:47Because I don't want you to.
00:00:49I told you that.
00:00:50What is wrong with my just keeping my hand there and not moving it?
00:00:53But you don't just keep your hand there without moving it.
00:00:55Well, I will this time.
00:00:57I don't believe you.
00:00:58I promise.
00:00:58You promised last time.
00:01:00I had my fingers crossed.
00:01:04For the last time, don't do that.
00:01:08Don't do what?
00:01:08You know damn well what.
00:01:10No, I don't.
00:01:11I am doing nothing.
00:01:12Well, then stop doing nothing.
00:01:17I don't know.
00:01:18I don't know.
00:01:19I don't know.
00:01:32I don't know.
00:01:34I don't know.
00:01:36I don't know.
00:01:38I don't know.
00:01:38I don't know.
00:01:39I don't know.
00:01:41I don't know.
00:01:42I don't know.
00:01:44I don't know.
00:04:13What?
00:04:15What?
00:04:16What?
00:04:21Oh, hi, Miss Fitz.
00:04:22Philly, what are you doing?
00:04:24Exercise.
00:04:27One, two...
00:04:33Are you all right?
00:04:34Yeah.
00:04:38Philly, were you peeking at a girl in the bathroom?
00:04:41No, I was exercising.
00:04:44I know it's normal for a boy your age to be curious about the other sex.
00:04:48Yes, ma'am.
00:04:49Philly, the thing is to find girls whose age is more appropriate for you.
00:04:55Yes, ma'am.
00:04:58Let's go back to the party and find someone for you to dance with.
00:05:13Yeah, we were supposed to go on a fishing trip to Canada this week.
00:05:16How come you didn't?
00:05:16Oh, my dad got this dumb business trip he has to take first.
00:05:19Now I have to wait three lousy weeks.
00:05:21You wouldn't have had much fun anyway.
00:05:23I'm not sure I would.
00:05:24Three weeks.
00:05:25Philly?
00:05:26Yeah?
00:05:27What about lunch?
00:05:28I think I'm going to eat at the airport with my dad.
00:05:31All right.
00:05:32What time would you like to have your dinner then?
00:05:36About seven, I guess.
00:05:38Won't that be too late?
00:05:39No.
00:05:40All right, then.
00:05:42Whatever you say, sir.
00:05:47So that's your new housekeeper, her smile, huh?
00:05:50Yeah.
00:05:51How old do you think she is?
00:05:52I don't know.
00:05:5325 or 30.
00:05:54Old, but not as old as the rest we've had.
00:05:56You think she puts out?
00:05:57I don't know.
00:05:58Maybe.
00:05:58Morning, Philly.
00:05:59Morning, Mr. Green.
00:06:01You think she'll do it for the gardener?
00:06:03I don't know.
00:06:04Maybe.
00:06:05You think she'll do it for the chauffeur?
00:06:06Unless you're the fruit, nobody would do it for him.
00:06:09I think I'd better walk into the gate.
00:06:11Yeah, I think you'd better.
00:06:15Think she'll do it for you?
00:06:16For me?
00:06:17Yeah.
00:06:18Definitely.
00:06:19Or maybe.
00:06:20Well, if you strike out with her,
00:06:23just remember to send her over to me, okay?
00:06:25What, are you crazy?
00:06:26You wouldn't even get up to bat!
00:06:28Yeah, that's your true thing!
00:06:32Green, please stay away from the car.
00:06:34I just washed it.
00:06:34Sure.
00:06:37Do you see what you've done here?
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:41Is that all that you have to say to me?
00:06:44No.
00:06:45You got a pile of shit on that car.
00:06:48Mm-hmm.
00:06:48I'll tell you some...
00:07:15Come on, I'm gonna go.
00:07:16Well, I've had to go.
00:07:16I'm out.
00:07:17Come on.
00:07:17I'll give you some more.
00:07:21Well, I'm here.
00:07:22I'm going to go.
00:07:23I'm going to go.
00:07:23I won't give you some more.
00:07:26That's what I said.
00:07:26No, I'm here.
00:07:29You're trying to put that away.
00:07:30No, I won't.
00:07:32I don't care.
00:07:32I've had to go.
00:07:34If you're home, you're in real.
00:07:36Oh, boy, what a creep she is.
00:07:40Fine dude.
00:07:42I should have gone to camp this summer just to get away from her.
00:07:45How come you didn't?
00:07:46How come?
00:07:48Because I've got to go on this goddamn cruise with my parents and my creepy sister.
00:07:53It's the goddamn Honolulu.
00:07:55We're gonna learn the goddamn hula hula.
00:07:58Pretty good.
00:07:59Sherman, would you boys like something to eat?
00:08:02No.
00:08:10Guess how old she is.
00:08:11How old?
00:08:13A hundred and ten.
00:08:15I wonder what she looks like.
00:08:17What do you mean, what she looks like?
00:08:19I mean, under her uniform.
00:08:22My housekeeper?
00:08:23No, my housekeeper, Miss Mallow.
00:08:26You're sick.
00:08:28You take care of everything while I'm away, Philly.
00:08:31You're the man of the house now, you know?
00:08:33Right.
00:08:34You know, Philly, I wish your mother were alive so she could see how well you can handle yourself now.
00:08:39Well, anyway, you listen to Lester and show the new housekeeper the ropes.
00:08:43You think you can handle her?
00:08:45Right.
00:08:46Yeah.
00:08:48Lester, for God's sakes, don't treat my luggage like that.
00:08:51Very sorry, Mr. Fillmore.
00:08:53There are some important things in there.
00:08:55Are you aware of that?
00:08:56Yes.
00:08:56I am relentlessly aware of that, sir.
00:09:01Thank you, Lester.
00:09:03Well, uh, so, I guess there's nothing else.
00:09:08We'll just say goodbye.
00:09:13Don't do anything I wouldn't.
00:09:17Have a good trip, Dad.
00:09:44Every man has a place
00:09:47It is far, there's a space
00:09:49And the world can't erase its fantasies
00:09:55Take a ride in the sky
00:09:57On a ship's fantasize
00:10:00All your dreams will come true right away
00:10:05And we will live together
00:10:10Until the twelfth of never
00:10:15Our voices will be forever
00:10:21As long
00:10:30What are we stopping here for?
00:10:32I mean, isn't this the servant's entrance?
00:10:34Yes
00:10:38Don't you usually drop me off in front of the house?
00:10:41Usually
00:10:43So?
00:10:44So, uh, this time I didn't
00:10:53Will you be getting out here then, Philly?
00:11:01Thank you, Philly
00:11:06Every fall is a dream
00:11:09Wishing by in a stream
00:11:12Bringing light to the kingdom of the wind
00:11:17Take a ride in the sky
00:11:20On a ship's fantasize
00:11:23All your dreams will come true right away
00:11:27Our voices will bring together
00:11:32Until the twelfth of never
00:11:38We all will live now forever
00:11:43As one
00:11:50Come and sing
00:11:51Victory
00:11:52In the life of fantasy
00:11:55Love and life of new decree
00:11:58Bring your mind
00:12:00To everlasting liberty
00:12:02Come and sing
00:12:05Victory
00:12:06In the life of fantasy
00:12:09Love and life of new decree
00:12:12To be home
00:12:13To your soul
00:12:14In the fantasy
00:12:15You will find
00:12:18Of the kind of man
00:12:20That has been
00:12:21In search of you
00:12:23When it lasts
00:12:24As the block of truth
00:12:25Recognize
00:12:27It should have
00:12:28Now the things we do
00:12:29Ooh
00:12:30Ooh
00:12:32Ooh
00:12:34Philly?
00:12:36Do you mind if we talk?
00:12:38What about?
00:12:39Things in general
00:12:41Like what?
00:12:44I don't know
00:12:45Whatever you like
00:12:46Like what do you do
00:12:47With your time?
00:12:49Not too much I guess
00:12:52What is there for me
00:12:53To do in this area
00:12:54On my nights off?
00:12:56I don't know
00:12:56There's a movie theater downtown
00:12:59Drugstore
00:13:00A couple of bars I guess
00:13:02Not too much really
00:13:04What did the other girls do
00:13:06On the nights off?
00:13:07I mean the other housekeepers
00:13:09Well the other housekeepers
00:13:11Aren't exactly what you'd call girls
00:13:12They were mostly elderly women
00:13:14Their nights off
00:13:15They mostly went to sleep
00:13:17You mean your previous housekeepers
00:13:18Have been elderly women most?
00:13:20Mm-hmm
00:13:22That must not have been
00:13:23Too interesting for you
00:13:24What do you mean?
00:13:26You mean it must not
00:13:27Have been too interesting
00:13:27For a young man of
00:13:29Fifteen is it?
00:13:30Going on sixteen
00:13:31I'm not sure I got your point
00:13:32What do you mean it must not
00:13:33Have been too interesting?
00:13:35I mean it must not
00:13:35Have been so interesting
00:13:36To sit across
00:13:37From your elderly housekeepers
00:13:39And look up their dresses
00:13:40Like you're looking up
00:13:41Mine right now
00:13:43Why do you say
00:13:44Things like that?
00:13:45Well why shouldn't I?
00:13:47Because they embarrass me
00:13:48That's why
00:13:48Really I was only teasing you
00:13:50Did you have a good time?
00:13:52Oh yeah
00:13:53Very good
00:13:54Hey I did not want
00:13:55To embarrass you really
00:13:56You're alright
00:13:58Will you forgive me?
00:14:00I don't know
00:14:09Lester?
00:14:11Lester?
00:14:13Lester?
00:14:13Lester?
00:14:16I plan to do some shopping
00:14:18This afternoon
00:14:18Can you drop me off the store?
00:14:20Well Miss Mallow
00:14:20I suppose
00:14:22I do have an appointment in town
00:14:23I can't be late
00:14:24But uh
00:14:24Sure
00:14:25I really appreciate that
00:14:27But can I change out
00:14:28Of my uniform first
00:14:29Is that alright?
00:14:31It's fine
00:14:31Just don't be all day
00:14:32About it
00:14:32Thank you
00:15:01I'll see you guys
00:15:03Thank you for waiting, Lester.
00:15:33As you fly, in your stride, with the wind, as you fly away, give a smile from your lips and
00:15:42say, I am free, yes I'm free, now I'm on my way.
00:15:49Go to the city, victory, it'll end, come back to see, nothing left for you and me, to behold, to
00:16:00your soul, in ecstasy.
00:16:03Go to the city, you will find all the time, that is deep in search of you, many lives has
00:16:13brought you to recognize, it's your life, now in review.
00:16:26Well, Nicole, how is everything going?
00:16:28Just fine, Lester.
00:16:30You seem to be getting along with Philly very well.
00:16:33So when are you going to get it on with him?
00:16:35I don't know.
00:16:36You don't know?
00:16:37Now listen, sweet pants, Mr. Fillmore's trip is a short one and this whole thing has to be over and
00:16:42done with by the time he gets back.
00:16:44But Lester, he's just a 15-year-old boy.
00:16:4715 is the perfect age.
00:16:49Just think, you're giving him private lessons, an advanced education.
00:16:55I just feel bad about it.
00:16:57If you don't do it, you're going to feel a hell of a lot worse.
00:17:00Is this a threat, Lester?
00:17:02That is exactly what it is.
00:17:18Philly, don't leave it there.
00:17:20What?
00:17:21I said, don't leave your bike there.
00:17:23Why not?
00:17:24It's not safe.
00:17:27Why not?
00:17:28It might get run over, disfigured, mangled beyond recognition.
00:17:33By who?
00:17:35Careless motorist.
00:17:36Well, there aren't any motorists in this driveway, except you.
00:17:52Go.
00:17:55Go.
00:17:56There you go.
00:17:57Take the stuff.
00:17:58Okay.
00:17:59Got it?
00:18:00I'm coming off.
00:18:00Let's go.
00:18:02All right.
00:18:03Okay.
00:18:04All right.
00:18:05Let's go.
00:18:07Ow.
00:18:07Are you okay?
00:18:08Yeah.
00:18:09All right.
00:18:09Give me the camera.
00:18:10Okay.
00:18:12Keep going.
00:18:13Now.
00:18:14Okay.
00:18:15One.
00:18:16One.
00:18:17Two.
00:18:17Three.
00:18:18Go.
00:18:21You okay?
00:18:22Yeah, I'm fine.
00:18:23Okay.
00:18:24My stomach help me.
00:18:30She comes.
00:18:31All right.
00:18:32Okay.
00:18:33Oh, yes.
00:18:34She's upending her uniform.
00:18:35She'll be great.
00:18:36Oh, yes.
00:18:37She's doing it.
00:18:38Oh, yes.
00:18:39She's doing it.
00:18:40She's terrific.
00:18:40Green underwear.
00:18:43There she goes.
00:18:44Go.
00:18:48Oh, this is going to be terrific.
00:18:52Put the neck.
00:18:56Okay.
00:18:58Let's check.
00:19:00What will it be now.
00:19:05She's gone.
00:19:06I'm afraid to look.
00:19:09Oh, damn it.
00:19:11Oh, no.
00:19:15Damn it.
00:19:17What a wasted night.
00:19:18Yes.
00:19:23I hope you haven't been upsetting her.
00:19:26What?
00:19:27Miss Mallow.
00:19:28I hope you haven't been upsetting her.
00:19:30She shouldn't be upset.
00:19:33Why not?
00:19:34Her heart.
00:19:35She had a mild attack on her last job.
00:19:38That's why she had to leave.
00:19:39You're kidding me.
00:19:40You mean she didn't tell you?
00:19:43No.
00:19:44Really?
00:19:45I thought you two told each other everything.
00:20:19I thought you two told each other.
00:20:40The next time you see her, tell her that I love her.
00:20:46The next time you see her, tell her that I care.
00:20:51The next time you see her, tell her that I love her.
00:20:57The next time I see her, boy, you better be well.
00:21:36The next time you see her, tell her that I love her.
00:21:40Tell her that I love her, next time you see her, tell her that I care, next time you see
00:21:50her, tell her that I love her, next time I see you, boy, you'd better be well.
00:22:00What's the matter with you today, Philly?
00:22:03Huh?
00:22:04Hardly said it worked to me all day.
00:22:07Oh.
00:22:09Are you mad at me for teasing you for looking at my dress?
00:22:13No.
00:22:15Are you sure?
00:22:17Yeah.
00:22:21Well, then, what is it?
00:22:24I don't know.
00:22:29Are you too tired to talk to me?
00:22:33I guess so.
00:22:35Hard day on the old bike, huh?
00:22:38I don't know.
00:22:39It's not my own.
00:22:54I don't know.
00:23:02Okay.
00:23:15Philly?
00:23:17Yeah?
00:23:19Come inside, dear.
00:23:23Well, well, well.
00:23:25Yes, well, big deal.
00:23:28Philly,
00:23:30if you want to watch me undress so badly,
00:23:33why don't you tell me?
00:23:35What?
00:23:36I said if you want to watch me undress so badly,
00:23:39you should have told me.
00:23:41What do you mean?
00:23:43Well, do you want to watch me undress?
00:23:46Well, uh, sure.
00:23:47Uh, I guess so.
00:23:50Go and close the door.
00:23:51What?
00:23:52I said close the door.
00:24:05I'm not sure I got you right.
00:24:07Did you want me in or out?
00:24:10Do you want to watch me undress?
00:24:12I guess so.
00:24:13In there.
00:24:16Have a seat.
00:24:23Ready?
00:24:24Bye.
00:24:35Bye.
00:24:45Bye.
00:24:47Bye.
00:25:06Are you still with me, Philly?
00:25:08Pardon?
00:25:09Do you still want me to continue?
00:25:12Yeah, yes, please.
00:25:17Are you not growing bored?
00:25:27Are you sure?
00:25:29Oh, yes.
00:25:47What do you think of them?
00:25:52Huh?
00:25:54My breasts, how do you like them?
00:25:59Oh, nice.
00:26:02Very nice.
00:26:07Well, would you like to touch them?
00:26:09Touch them?
00:26:10Yes.
00:26:14Um, no.
00:26:15Not right now.
00:26:18Are you sure?
00:26:21Uh, yeah.
00:26:22Maybe later.
00:26:24Good.
00:26:26But you still want me to continue, though?
00:26:31Um...
00:26:32Yes, please.
00:26:40Yeah.
00:26:44I'll be right back to you.
00:26:45How did you like her?
00:26:53You and Steve?
00:27:09He told me what he's like,
00:27:28I think I'd better go now.
00:27:34Oh, so soon.
00:27:36You won't stay?
00:27:37No, I'm sorry.
00:27:39I don't think so.
00:27:40Oh, what a pity.
00:27:43All right, but good night for you.
00:27:46Good night, and thank you.
00:27:47I really enjoyed it.
00:27:48No, thank you.
00:27:49We should do this again sometime.
00:27:52Yeah, thank you.
00:28:16Oh, Philly, it's you.
00:28:17Hi, Florence.
00:28:19Sherman, it's for you.
00:28:23Isn't it a little late for visitors?
00:28:26Over here, we're making milkshakes in the kitchen.
00:28:27Great.
00:28:28You'll never guess what just happened to me.
00:28:31What?
00:28:31You want to guess?
00:28:32Uh, no.
00:28:34Oh, do you boys have business you want to discuss?
00:28:38Excuse me.
00:28:40Get out of here, you creep.
00:28:43So, what's up?
00:28:44Oh, okay.
00:28:46Well, about ten minutes ago, I'm walking past Miss Mala's bedroom, and she stops me in the
00:28:51hall and asks me if I want to come inside.
00:28:54Yeah.
00:28:55So, I say sure, and I go inside.
00:28:57Then she asks me if I want to watch her strip naked.
00:29:01Naked?
00:29:02Yeah.
00:29:03So, I say sure.
00:29:04So, she does.
00:29:05She takes off all her clothes, everything, and I mean everything.
00:29:11So, then what?
00:29:12What do you mean, so then what?
00:29:14So, then I came here to tell you.
00:29:16Are you kidding me?
00:29:17Hey, I'm not kidding you.
00:29:19Why do you think I'm kidding you?
00:29:20I suppose you screw your housekeeper every goddamn night.
00:29:25Not every night.
00:29:27Oh, you and old Florence make a great couple.
00:29:30You know that.
00:29:30Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:29:34Philly?
00:29:36Yeah?
00:29:37Is something wrong?
00:29:39No.
00:29:40No, why?
00:29:54Are you embarrassed about last night?
00:29:57No.
00:29:58Why?
00:30:00Are you sure you're not embarrassed about seeing me naked last night?
00:30:04Uh, no.
00:30:05Why do you ask?
00:30:08Why don't you come and visit me tonight after I've finished with the dishes?
00:30:14We could talk.
00:30:22Sherm, Philly, I want you boys to work on your backhand today.
00:30:26Hey, hey, I don't want you peeking in the girls' locker room anymore, either, huh?
00:30:30Uh-huh.
00:30:31Okay.
00:30:32Go out and get him.
00:30:34Boy, that guy is weird.
00:30:35Yeah, him and Lester will make a great couple.
00:30:38Yeah, he's okay.
00:30:39He could have gotten us thrown out of the club, and he didn't.
00:30:41What?
00:30:42For just copying and peeking at the girls in the locker room?
00:30:44Come on, if we could have gotten thrown out of the club for that, then what you did with
00:30:47O'Malley could have gotten you arrested.
00:30:49Shut up and play tennis, huh?
00:30:52Okay.
00:30:53Oh, damn it.
00:30:55Oh, mud on.
00:30:58Sherman, pick up the balls.
00:31:00I mean, you're very impatient.
00:31:03Now, you ready?
00:31:04Yeah.
00:31:05Here it comes.
00:31:11You moron!
00:31:12You stupid moron!
00:31:14That hurt!
00:31:15Okay, come on.
00:31:16Hit the balls.
00:31:18Hey, Philly.
00:31:19Were old Mallow's knockers this big?
00:31:22What?
00:31:23You know that's not fair.
00:31:25You know that?
00:31:25Too bad!
00:31:26All right, come on.
00:31:27Hit it.
00:31:28Come on.
00:31:30Come on.
00:31:31Come on.
00:31:33Come on.
00:31:34Come on.
00:31:34Come on.
00:31:34Come on.
00:31:34How come you didn't touch him?
00:31:36I didn't know how.
00:31:38You just grab him like this and squeeze.
00:31:43How the hell would you know?
00:31:44When was the last time you saw a knock?
00:31:52Hey, Philly.
00:31:53Sue O'Land Churn, they'll let you look at hers for a dollar.
00:31:57How come you didn't touch him, huh, big boy?
00:32:00Well, she's got to be in the mood.
00:32:03Besides, I'm a leg man.
00:32:04You know you're crazy.
00:32:06You ready?
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:08You ready again?
00:32:09Yeah.
00:32:10Come on.
00:32:10Let's go.
00:32:16Backhand, Philly.
00:32:17Backhand.
00:32:17Yes, sir, Mr. Travis.
00:32:26Feddeck.
00:32:32Let's go.
00:32:33Hit it.
00:32:34Be sure and tell me about tonight.
00:32:36Lover boy.
00:32:45Come in.
00:32:51Hi.
00:32:51Um, I looked for you in your room and you weren't there.
00:32:55You said you wanted to talk to me?
00:32:57Come in, Philly.
00:32:58Come in.
00:32:59Uh, what are you doing in my father's bathtub?
00:33:03Oh, I don't think he would have minded my using his plumbing.
00:33:06Do you?
00:33:07No, I guess not.
00:33:08Would you like to wash my back?
00:33:11Well.
00:33:12Well.
00:33:37Would you like to join me?
00:33:39Would I like to what?
00:33:39Take a bath with me.
00:33:41You mean in there with you right now?
00:33:44Mm-hmm.
00:33:45Why don't you try it?
00:33:47Maybe you like it?
00:33:49Well, uh, I probably wouldn't even fit in there.
00:33:52Oh, yes, you would.
00:33:53I probably.
00:33:57You mean you want me to take off all my clothes and everything?
00:34:00Do you usually wear them when you take a bath?
00:34:03No, not usually.
00:34:04Oh, come on, Philly.
00:34:06I won't even look.
00:34:09I don't know.
00:34:11Come on.
00:34:12It will be an adventure.
00:34:15Well, all right.
00:34:18Good.
00:34:20Hey, where are you going?
00:34:22To get undressed.
00:34:24Good.
00:34:36Well, hello.
00:34:38Hi.
00:34:40Don't you want to take your robe off and join me?
00:34:43Okay, just a sec.
00:34:47Bathing trunks?
00:34:49Well, that's marvelous.
00:34:52Won't you take them off?
00:34:54No.
00:34:56All right, then.
00:34:58Come in the bath with your bathing trunks.
00:35:03Now, be careful.
00:35:07Be careful.
00:35:08Watch it.
00:35:14Let me wash your shoulder.
00:35:22Well, how does that feel?
00:35:42Are you sure you don't want to take them off?
00:35:46Okay, under one condition.
00:35:48So what's that?
00:35:49That we put out the lights.
00:35:51It's a deal.
00:36:23I think I better go on out.
00:36:25Philly, wait a second.
00:36:30Okay.
00:36:34Wait a second, will you?
00:36:37What?
00:36:38I'm sorry.
00:36:41Will you forgive me?
00:36:43Okay.
00:36:45I drove it.
00:36:46How?
00:36:48By sleeping with me tonight.
00:36:51No thanks.
00:36:53Philly!
00:36:56Why not?
00:36:58Well, I tried it once before in summer camp,
00:37:00and I know for a fact that you can't get a good night's sleep
00:37:03when someone else is in the same bunk with you.
00:37:07Well, thank you.
00:37:08It's been a lovely evening.
00:37:10Philly.
00:37:12Just to show there's no hard feelings,
00:37:15would you kiss me goodnight?
00:37:18Okay.
00:37:21Well, is it all right if I kiss you goodnight?
00:37:25I guess so.
00:37:45Philly!
00:37:46Are you kidding?
00:37:47Yeah.
00:37:48Give me a hand.
00:37:49Oh.
00:37:51Who the heck takes Philly with other people?
00:37:53Except for the Japanese, I mean.
00:37:54Have you heard of any?
00:37:56No.
00:37:57Nobody except the Japanese.
00:37:58Did you touch them?
00:37:59What?
00:38:00Her knockers, did you touch them?
00:38:02Well, sort of.
00:38:03What do you mean, sort of?
00:38:04Did you or didn't you?
00:38:06Well, uh, not with my hands.
00:38:08With my elbows.
00:38:09Doesn't that get broads hot?
00:38:11Touching their knockers even with your elbows?
00:38:13I don't know.
00:38:15I have a good day.
00:38:16I have a good day.
00:38:16I have a good day.
00:38:17I have a good day.
00:38:19I have a good day.
00:38:21I have a good day.
00:38:22Nice girls let you touch their knockers if they like you.
00:38:24Or if they're going steady with you.
00:38:26If they let you get any farther than that, either they have to be a whore or else they're
00:38:30married to you.
00:38:30Isn't that right?
00:38:31I don't know.
00:38:34Hey, Philly, stay out of my son, all right?
00:38:36Hey, Philly, you want to know what I think?
00:38:38What?
00:38:39I think Miss Mallory's a whore.
00:38:41No, she's not.
00:38:41Yes, she is.
00:38:42No, she's not.
00:38:43Just because she took a bath with me doesn't make her a whore.
00:38:46Lots of people take baths with other people.
00:38:48Who?
00:38:49The Japanese.
00:38:51You said so yourself.
00:38:53Maybe she's part Japanese.
00:38:55Hey, Philly, you want to know what else I think?
00:38:57What?
00:38:58I think you're falling for her.
00:39:01You're crazy.
00:39:03No, I'm not.
00:39:04Sherman?
00:39:06What?
00:39:08Listen, Sherman.
00:39:11What?
00:39:12Do you think that if a guy touches a woman's knockers, not on a date, but in his own house,
00:39:18think that it would still count as getting to second base?
00:39:20With his hands or with his elbows?
00:39:22With his hands.
00:39:24No, I think it has to be on a real date.
00:39:27Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
00:39:32Ooh.
00:39:35You might at least have to prove it to the greats while you're at it.
00:39:40Darling, girl.
00:39:43You're getting better at that.
00:39:45Last time you broke the gas, you will.
00:39:48I can't tell you what it means to me to be able to be near you again like this.
00:39:51It's been so long.
00:39:53Move your hands.
00:39:55Do you think they suspect?
00:39:56My husband knows nothing.
00:39:58He still thinks I'm with it, too.
00:40:01Watch it.
00:40:02But, darling, we've so little time.
00:40:07Excuse me.
00:40:09I'm sorry.
00:40:10Excuse me.
00:40:11Excuse me.
00:40:12Oh, excuse me.
00:40:14I'm sorry.
00:40:15Billy.
00:40:15Oh, hi, Joyce.
00:40:17Hi.
00:40:18Come on.
00:40:25See ya.
00:40:36Oh, hi.
00:40:50Oh.
00:40:55Wow.
00:40:57Oh.
00:41:00Oh.
00:41:02Don't you think she's one of the most fantastic creatures?
00:41:05I like you better.
00:41:07You make me blush.
00:41:09Hold on a second.
00:41:14Hello?
00:41:14Hello, son.
00:41:16Oh, hi, Dad.
00:41:17How you doing, Philly?
00:41:18Great, just great.
00:41:19Good, good.
00:41:20Well, it's going pretty good here, too, and I've got a lot to tell you when I get back.
00:41:24By the way, how's the new bike working out?
00:41:26Any snags?
00:41:28Oh, no.
00:41:29Bike's just fine.
00:41:29Oh, that's good.
00:41:30Glad to hear it.
00:41:31And Miss Mallow, is she working out okay, too?
00:41:35Oh, yes.
00:41:36Miss Mallow's working out fine, too.
00:41:38Oh, good.
00:41:39Good.
00:41:40Well, put her on, will you?
00:41:41You want to talk to her?
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:44She's not here right now.
00:41:45She's in the john.
00:41:48Well, what's so funny?
00:41:50Oh, nothing, Dad.
00:41:51Oh, well, Philly, look, I'm going to have to get off the phone now.
00:41:55I've got a lot of work to do before tomorrow's meeting, so you say goodnight to Miss Mallow for me,
00:42:00will you?
00:42:01Okay, I'll say goodnight to Miss Mallow for you, Dad.
00:42:04And you take care now, huh?
00:42:06Okay, Dad.
00:42:07Okay, son.
00:42:07Goodnight.
00:42:08Goodnight, Dad.
00:42:34Let me help you.
00:42:54Listen, uh, are we going to, uh, you know...
00:43:02Would you like to?
00:43:05Except for one thing.
00:43:06What?
00:43:08Oh, well, I don't really know how.
00:43:13Well, I might be able to show you.
00:43:17Good.
00:43:18Um, I'd just like to say one thing before we start.
00:43:22What?
00:43:23Um, that I respect you.
00:43:25I don't think that you're a whore or anything like that.
00:43:29That's very sweet of you, Philly.
00:43:34Um, I'd also say that I'm prepared to marry you, um, whenever you say.
00:43:39Oh, well, you don't have to say that.
00:43:41No, I'm not just saying that.
00:43:42I'm not just handing you a line or anything.
00:43:45I want to marry you.
00:43:48Philly, listen to me.
00:43:51A man and a woman should only get married when they want to raise a family together.
00:43:56Or when they want to live together.
00:43:59What's wrong with that?
00:44:01A man and a woman should only get married when they love each other.
00:44:05But I do love you.
00:44:07Don't you love me?
00:44:10I guess so.
00:44:11But you don't want to marry me.
00:44:12Is that it?
00:44:13I didn't say that.
00:44:14No, you didn't say that, but that's what you were thinking, isn't it?
00:44:17That's what you were thinking that some silly-ass little kid has just told you that he loves you and
00:44:20wants to marry you.
00:44:21It's probably all you could do to keep from laughing out loud.
00:44:25Philly, you're wrong.
00:44:26I'm not wrong.
00:44:27Should have kept my big mouth shut.
00:44:36You what?
00:44:37You asked her to marry you?
00:44:39What are you, sick?
00:44:41Yeah, I know.
00:44:41I should have played it cooler.
00:44:42I should have strung her along for a while.
00:44:44That's the way you have to treat women.
00:44:46So tell me, did you get to second base?
00:44:48Oh, yeah, sure.
00:44:50Was it fun?
00:44:51Oh, sure, you know.
00:44:53Yeah.
00:44:54But why'd you even have to ask her to marry you?
00:44:56What?
00:44:57If she's that easy, she's probably a whore.
00:44:59She's not a whore.
00:45:00It is, too.
00:45:00She's not.
00:45:05She's not.
00:45:09You packed in the morning, and I stood out the window, and I struggled for something to say.
00:45:19You left in the rain without closing the door.
00:45:25I didn't stand in your way.
00:45:29Now, I miss you more than I've missed you before, and now, where I'll find comfort, God knows.
00:45:39Cause you left me just when I needed you most
00:45:53Left me just when I needed you most
00:46:02To make your sight when I needed you most
00:46:03Oh, yeah.
00:46:05Oh, yeah.
00:46:28Listen, I just wanted to apologize for the way I've been acting.
00:46:32I guess I've been acting very juvenile lately, and I'm sorry.
00:46:36Okay?
00:46:39Well, I guess we might just go study for a while.
00:46:42Fantastic.
00:47:07Don't say a word my virgin child.
00:47:12Just let your inhibitions run wild.
00:47:17The secret is about to unfold.
00:47:23Upstairs before the night's too hard.
00:47:27The secret is about to unfold.
00:47:51The secret is about to unfold.
00:48:03I love that dress you wear.
00:48:07It's really beautiful.
00:48:09Well, where do you plan to take me tonight?
00:48:11This little place that I know.
00:48:14I think you'll enjoy it.
00:48:16Well, Lester seems to be in a good mood.
00:48:21So am I.
00:48:29Thank you for the corsage.
00:48:32It's truly beautiful.
00:48:33Well, I'm glad you like it.
00:49:03And the Chateau Briand for two.
00:49:09And I think I have a glass of white wine to go with it.
00:49:12Madame is perhaps mistaken.
00:49:14With the red meat, we have the red wine.
00:49:16Excuse me.
00:49:17The lady prefers the white wine.
00:49:20I'd like you to bring her what she prefers.
00:49:22Whatever you say, Monsieur, you are the boss, no?
00:49:35He's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow,
00:49:39for he's a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny.
00:49:50Monsieur, wish some dessert.
00:49:53The Napoleon, peut-être?
00:49:55The rum au baba.
00:49:56The mousse au chocolat.
00:49:58The mousse is very nice for you, madame.
00:50:00It is, how you say, succulent?
00:50:03No, thank you very much.
00:50:04We've had enough.
00:50:05Monsieur, wish the coffee, the tea, the espresso,
00:50:09the cappuccino, the San Cabran decaffeinated coffee.
00:50:12The cappuccino is very nice for you, madame.
00:50:15No, thank you.
00:50:16Really, we've had enough.
00:50:17Madame, wish the after-dinner liqueur, the kalua,
00:50:20the sambuca, the amaretto.
00:50:23I said we've had enough.
00:50:25Ah, ah, ah.
00:50:26Monsieur, wish the after-dinner mint.
00:50:28The frango mint.
00:50:29The check.
00:50:30May we just have the check, please?
00:50:39It's gonna be all right, cause I love you.
00:50:46Ain't nobody gonna stop us now.
00:50:55Come on, angel, my heart's on fire.
00:51:01Don't deny your man's desire.
00:51:06Give me a fool, cause you're out this time.
00:51:14Thank you, Wester.
00:51:17And thank you for a lovely evening.
00:51:19You're welcome.
00:51:20Well, did you believe that waiter with this funny accent?
00:51:24Oh, God, I'm so proud of you.
00:51:27You're a real gentleman, you know?
00:51:29Ooh.
00:51:34Miss Mallow, I love you.
00:51:44Ouch!
00:51:45Oh, uh, sorry.
00:51:47Philippe, turn on the lights, will you?
00:51:53What are you who's still looking for?
00:51:54What are you that need for?
00:51:58Woo!
00:52:01Oh, God.
00:52:03Oh, God.
00:52:05Oh, God.
00:52:06Oh, God.
00:52:07Oh, God.
00:52:09Oh, God, God.
00:52:10Oh, God.
00:52:13Oh, God.
00:52:16Oh, God.
00:52:19I've oh, God.
00:52:20realize the best part of life is the fear of love.
00:52:23And his lies
00:52:24And he don't care for much
00:52:26But I'm not letting go
00:52:28I believe there's too much
00:52:30To believe in
00:52:34So lift your eyes
00:52:36If you feel you can
00:52:38Reach for a star
00:52:41And I'll show you a plan
00:52:43I figured it out
00:52:45What I needed
00:52:46Was someone to show me
00:52:53You know you can't fool me
00:52:55I've been loving you too long
00:53:00It started so easy
00:53:03You want to carry on
00:53:07You want to carry on
00:53:12Lost in love
00:53:14And I don't know much
00:53:16Wasn't thinking of how
00:53:18Fell out of touch
00:53:20Put her back on my feet
00:53:22And need her to be
00:53:24What you want to do
00:53:28So lift your eyes
00:53:31If you feel you can
00:53:33Reach for a star
00:53:35And I'll show you a plan
00:53:37I figured it out
00:53:39What I needed
00:53:41Was someone to show me
00:53:46You know you can't fool me
00:53:49I've been loving you
00:53:52I've been loving you too long
00:53:54I've been loving you too long
00:53:56It started so easy
00:53:57You want to carry on
00:54:02You want to carry on
00:54:19You want to carry on
00:54:35You want to carry on
00:54:39Excuse me
00:54:41But am I hurting you?
00:54:48Miss Mallow are you okay? Miss Mallow. Miss Mallow. Oh no. Miss Mallow.
00:55:02Oh my god she's dead.
00:55:06Lester!
00:55:10Lester!
00:55:13Lester!
00:55:18Philly! What is it? What is it?
00:55:22What is it?
00:55:23I killed her.
00:55:24Calm down.
00:55:25Philly, what are you saying?
00:55:26I killed Miss Mallow.
00:55:29Come on.
00:55:53She's dead.
00:56:01I want to know how this happened Philly. I want to know what filthy thing you were doing. I want
00:56:07you to tell me.
00:56:08It must have been her heart. She said she had a weak heart.
00:56:17Operator, give me the police.
00:56:19Don't!
00:56:21Please don't tell them I did it!
00:56:23Hold please.
00:56:24What do you want me to tell them Philly? That I did it? Or that she did it herself? They're
00:56:29not going to believe that you know.
00:56:30Don't tell them anything. Don't even call them. Please hang up the phone Lester. I'll do anything. Please just help
00:56:36me.
00:56:41Very well. May I suggest we begin by covering her up?
00:56:48Perhaps we should put her somewhere where it's cool so she doesn't rot too quickly.
00:57:01What are you going to do with all this food? Want it spoil?
00:57:04Would you rather the food spoil or Miss Mallow spoil?
00:57:14Well, that should be sufficient.
00:57:16Let's pop her in, shall we?
00:57:20Okay.
00:57:21On three. One, two, three.
00:57:25Slack of potatoes.
00:57:28Okay, mash her down.
00:57:31These Europeans never did fit in.
00:57:35We can't just leave her where she is for too long.
00:57:39No. Your father will be home in a week or two.
00:57:43Suppose he takes it into his mind to get some lamb chops from his freezer.
00:57:46I think your father, from what I know of him, would be quite disappointed to find Miss Mallow instead of
00:57:53lamb chops in his freezer.
00:57:55Don't you?
00:57:55That's not necessary.
00:57:57Perhaps not, but it is worthy of your consideration, Philly.
00:58:02Don't you think your father would be more than disappointed to find Miss Mallow all frozen rock-hard in his
00:58:10freezer instead of some nice baby lamb chops?
00:58:14Perhaps not.
00:58:16Yeah, well, we should come and take these extra kisses coming out of here.
00:58:21So let me not go to the bathroom, just seven times.
00:58:25Aren't you gonna help?
00:58:27It's not my body.
00:58:31I definitely need to help.
00:58:36Can you help me?
00:58:49Why, this is really hard.
00:58:50Yes, well, you've heard the expression, frozen stiff.
00:58:54This is ridiculous.
00:58:55Philly, let's flip her over.
00:58:57Here, on the count of three, this way.
00:59:00One, two, three.
00:59:03Got it?
00:59:04Really?
00:59:09You okay?
00:59:11Yes, actually, I quite enjoyed it.
00:59:12Philly, I'm having the time of my life.
00:59:19Okay.
00:59:28Are you ready?
00:59:30Good.
00:59:36No, go, go!
00:59:38No, go.
00:59:42Go.
00:59:44Okay.
00:59:47Oh, come on over.
00:59:57Okay.
01:00:01Go, go.
01:00:03Go, go.
01:00:03Go, go, go, go, go.
01:00:04Go, go, go, go!
01:00:27Lester!
01:00:29Lester!
01:00:30Yes, what is it now, Philly?
01:00:31It's Miss Malo. She's not there.
01:00:33She's not in her grave. She's disappeared.
01:00:36What are you talking about?
01:00:37She's not there. The grave's empty. I saw it.
01:00:41I'm warning you, Philly.
01:00:42If this is your idea of some sort of childish prank...
01:00:45Lester!
01:00:46I, for one, am not a muse.
01:00:48But it's not!
01:00:49I will not deal with this as anything other than a joke.
01:00:52Ouch!
01:00:55Let's see what he wants.
01:00:58Yes?
01:00:59I found this note for you in your flower garden, Philly.
01:01:05Let me see it.
01:01:10The flower you two buried had to be transplanted.
01:01:15Leave $10,000 in the flower bed tonight, and it'll be returned soon afterwards.
01:01:20P.S. I hear the police like flowers, too.
01:01:26The gardener.
01:01:28You'd be surprised at the number of people who go poking through the grounds of the wealthy at night, my
01:01:33boy.
01:01:34So, what's next?
01:01:37Gosh, Lester.
01:01:38I don't know.
01:01:44Lester, I just can't think of any other way to get the money.
01:01:47Neither can I.
01:01:50Lester, you think we should be doing this?
01:01:52Well, Philly, do you want Miss Mallow back?
01:01:55Of course.
01:01:56Then open the safe and get the $10,000.
01:02:02Who knows? Your father may not even notice it's missing.
01:02:05Fat chance.
01:02:11Do you mind?
01:02:12Of course not.
01:02:21What am I going to tell my father when he comes home and discovers $10,000 missing?
01:02:25What are you going to tell him when Miss Mallow's remains turn up at the police station?
01:02:42Hey, Lester, look at this.
01:02:43Good work, Philly.
01:03:07What are you doing here now? Why aren't you at the hotel?
01:03:11Because I was sick of staying at that sleazy place.
01:03:13Nicole, he'll see you.
01:03:15Well, I don't care. I want him to see me.
01:03:19What is the matter with you? What the hell is going on, Nicole?
01:03:23A belated case of conscience, maybe?
01:03:25Well, that's very sweet.
01:03:28Look, the old man may not be a prize, but the kid doesn't deserve to have this done to him.
01:03:33You've got a crush on a 15-year-old boy.
01:03:35Oh, shut up.
01:03:36Tell me.
01:03:38When you slept together, did you wet the bed?
01:03:41Lester, I'm warning you. If you don't shut up, I'm going straight.
01:03:44What are you going to do? Tell me what you're going to do, sweet pants.
01:03:48All right, I'll tell you.
01:03:50You're going to do precisely what I tell you to do, right?
01:03:56Otherwise, I'll have to tell the immigration people that you're not only an illegal alien, but a felon.
01:04:03A felon?
01:04:04Yes.
01:04:06Seducing a minor?
01:04:08That's a criminal offense, in case you didn't know.
01:04:40Don't be frightened.
01:04:45Now, please don't run away.
01:04:56I'm sorry, Philly.
01:05:06You let me think that you were dead, that I had killed you.
01:05:10Why?
01:05:12Why'd you do it?
01:05:14Was it just for the money?
01:05:15Lester forced me into this mess.
01:05:17Oh, what'd he do, put a gun to your hand?
01:05:19He threatened to tell immigration that I was working here illegally.
01:05:23Big deal.
01:05:24It was a big deal for me. I could have been deported.
01:05:28I had to do it, don't you see?
01:05:31Well, you got your money, why don't you just take it and go away?
01:05:34I'm on your side, Philly.
01:05:37But you loved me.
01:05:40I don't trust you anymore.
01:05:42All right then, I'll go to the police.
01:05:47No.
01:05:49Well, what do you want me to do then?
01:05:52I don't know.
01:06:00But I don't want you arrested.
01:06:03Where's my father's $10,000?
01:06:05Lester has the money.
01:06:10Well, can you help me try and get it back?
01:06:12Of course I'll help you, Philly.
01:06:15Dad's gonna be home day after tomorrow.
01:06:17We're gonna have to hurry.
01:06:18First we have to find a place to hide you.
01:06:21Where?
01:06:22I don't know.
01:06:25Sherman's potting shit.
01:06:26Used to hide there all the time.
01:06:28Maybe we better hurry to put some pressure on dear Lester.
01:06:31Oh yeah.
01:06:32Got some ideas about that already.
01:06:33Good.
01:06:42Missed you, Miss Mel.
01:06:52Well, we came here to ask you a favor.
01:06:55Anything you need.
01:06:57Well, we just got blackmailed for $10,000.
01:07:02You talked to the police?
01:07:04We can't go to the police.
01:07:06Oh, Mr. Travis, won't you please help us?
01:07:09You need a policeman, not a tennis instructor.
01:07:11Exactly.
01:07:12But we need you, not a real cop.
01:07:15You're joking. Me? A policeman?
01:07:17This guy's a real bully.
01:07:19And he scares easily.
01:07:21So all you have to do is act like a tough cop.
01:07:23But I don't know how to act like a cop.
01:07:25Just be hard and tough.
01:07:27Maybe we could watch Dirty Harry on television tonight.
01:07:31Hi.
01:07:32I'm with the police department.
01:07:34I'm Detective Jack Travis.
01:07:35You Fillmore?
01:07:36This is the Fillmore residence.
01:07:37But I am not Mr. Fillmore, if that's what you're asking.
01:07:40I'd like to ask a few questions.
01:07:41Could I come in?
01:07:42No.
01:07:46Now, see here.
01:07:48The...
01:07:49You.
01:07:51I really must object to your barging in here without so much as a buyer...
01:07:55Who are you?
01:07:55Me?
01:07:57I'm the houseman and chauffeur.
01:07:59Name?
01:08:00My name?
01:08:01My name is Lester Lewis.
01:08:02But I really must object, sir.
01:08:04I believe that in...
01:08:05Lester?
01:08:05Yes.
01:08:06Shut up, Lester.
01:08:09Now then, Lester.
01:08:11Yes.
01:08:11Is there a Miss Nicole Mallow here?
01:08:13There is.
01:08:13That is, she used to be here.
01:08:16She's gone.
01:08:17Where did she go?
01:08:18Away.
01:08:19To Tucson.
01:08:21She quit.
01:08:22She wasn't happy here, I'm afraid.
01:08:24We have received a tip that she has met with foul play.
01:08:27Foul play?
01:08:28What do you mean?
01:08:29Homicide.
01:08:30This tip said she was homicided.
01:08:34That's absurd.
01:08:36Miss Mallow is as alive as you or I.
01:08:39I want to see your room, now.
01:08:42I told you you'd find nothing in Miss Mallow's room.
01:08:44Now what is the point of looking through my rooms?
01:08:47Harassment.
01:08:56Gee, Lester.
01:08:57You really do have a very interesting sense of decoration.
01:09:01Yeah.
01:09:02Real interesting, Lester.
01:09:05Right out of better homes and closets.
01:09:09This a friend of yours?
01:09:11Yes.
01:09:13Cute.
01:09:14Real cute, Lester.
01:09:16You know, you're real cutie pie.
01:09:20This is particularly cute.
01:09:34This I don't even want to know from.
01:09:38Oh, no.
01:09:39Pay dirt.
01:09:41Planning a little trip, Lester?
01:09:43Uh, no.
01:09:44Not exactly.
01:09:45Lovely things you wear.
01:09:47This must look just divine on you.
01:09:49If you lose a little weight.
01:09:53These are Miss Mallow's clothes.
01:09:55She didn't have room for all of them.
01:09:56And she simply asked that we keep them here and send them on after she settled in Tucson.
01:10:00Isn't that right, Philly?
01:10:04Can I get you something to drink, officer?
01:10:06Uh, some tea?
01:10:07A coffee?
01:10:08A beer, perhaps?
01:10:10Oh, boy.
01:10:10Oh, no.
01:10:12Ah, Lester.
01:10:13There's more dirty laundry here than I thought.
01:10:16What is this big red spot here?
01:10:18Is this blood?
01:10:19Tomato sauce.
01:10:20Tomato sauce?
01:10:21Yes.
01:10:23Miss Mallow was fond of eating lasagna in bed and she frequently spilled it.
01:10:28Will you hold this?
01:10:32Lester, I don't believe a word you've told me so far.
01:10:34And as far as I'm concerned, Miss Mallow was homicided.
01:10:37And you, my friend, you are the best thing that I have for a perpetrator.
01:10:41You know, I think I'm gonna take you down. I'm gonna book you.
01:10:44If you give me a couple of hours, I can prove she's still alive.
01:10:47You can?
01:10:47Yes.
01:10:48How are you gonna do that with her in Tucson?
01:10:50Gee, Lester, are you sure it was Tucson?
01:10:54She's not in Tucson.
01:10:55She's not, no.
01:10:59Oh, boy.
01:11:03This is gonna be tough.
01:11:10Where is she?
01:11:11She's elsewhere.
01:11:13Where elsewhere?
01:11:14Well, uh, she's having an abortion. I didn't want the boy to know.
01:11:20That's good you did that.
01:11:21Save that boy any pain.
01:11:23Huh, huh, huh.
01:11:25She'll be back in three hours.
01:11:27Three hours?
01:11:28Good.
01:11:29I'm gonna see you in two hours.
01:11:31Two hours?
01:11:32Yeah.
01:11:34And you better be able to prove that girl is alive or I'm gonna book you for murder one.
01:11:38You can't book me for murder.
01:11:40If you don't have a body, you don't have a case.
01:11:43Come on.
01:11:43Come on, Lester.
01:11:44Up, up, up, up, up.
01:11:47Now, don't get any bright ideas about leaving town, cause I'm gonna be watching you.
01:11:50Okay?
01:11:51I'm gonna see you in two hours right now.
01:11:54You hear me?
01:11:55Yes.
01:11:55You hear me?
01:11:56Yes, I do.
01:11:57Yes.
01:11:58Okay.
01:12:01Thank you, officer.
01:12:05You know, Lester, I think it's shocking the way that man treats you.
01:12:09I don't know why you put up with it.
01:12:20Good afternoon, sir.
01:12:21I'm, uh, looking for the young foreign woman I checked in here, uh, the other day.
01:12:28It's a matter of some urgency.
01:12:31Uh, you don't know where she is now?
01:12:33If it's the woman that I'm, uh, thinking of, I think I checked her out earlier this morning.
01:12:38Checked her out?
01:12:39Uh, did she mention where she was going?
01:12:42Walter, will you get that cat out of the lobby?
01:12:46Um, listen, my friend, uh, are you, uh, quite serious?
01:12:51Is it certain you don't recall her mentioning where she might be headed?
01:12:58Well, now that you mention it, I believe she said something about going to Tucson.
01:13:26It worked.
01:13:27Travis scared Lester.
01:13:28He's looking all over for you.
01:13:30You don't know him.
01:13:30He'll pick up the money and run.
01:13:32Sherman, can we borrow a car?
01:13:34It's an emergency.
01:13:36Sure, come on.
01:13:38If we catch him now, I'm sure he'll have the money.
01:13:40Come on, get in.
01:13:42Oh, Philly, I can't drive.
01:13:43Neither can I.
01:13:44Can you?
01:13:44Sure, get in.
01:13:50Come on, Sherman, move it.
01:13:56Sherman?
01:13:57I can't help it.
01:13:59I don't know how to drive.
01:14:00Why didn't you tell us before?
01:14:03No!
01:14:04Watch out!
01:14:04You're still on the sidewalk.
01:14:06You're trying!
01:14:34No!
01:14:35No!
01:14:36Watch out!
01:14:37Don't hit that car!
01:14:38I'm trying to hit you!
01:14:40Watch out!
01:14:41There's a cop!
01:14:42No!
01:14:47No!
01:14:50No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:55No!
01:14:56No!
01:14:57No!
01:14:57No!
01:14:58No!
01:14:59No!
01:14:59No!
01:15:00No!
01:15:01No!
01:15:02No!
01:15:03No!
01:15:04No!
01:15:05No!
01:15:05No!
01:15:12No!
01:15:13No!
01:15:13No!
01:15:14No!
01:15:17No!
01:15:33Please, Mr. Green, it's terribly, terribly important.
01:15:36Please, yes, please.
01:15:44Yes, thank you.
01:15:46Yes.
01:15:55Please, Mr. Green.
01:15:56Are you ready, Lester?
01:15:58Yes, I'm ready.
01:16:00Yahoo!
01:16:09I'm ready, Mr. Green.
01:16:30Mr. Green, we need your help.
01:16:40I don't believe it.
01:16:41Oh, you want a chase, you sicko?
01:16:44I'll give you a chase.
01:16:52Get out of the way, you little shit!
01:16:55Oh, you'll keep up!
01:17:03Audrey!
01:17:07Oh!
01:17:12Oh!
01:17:13Oh!
01:17:15Oh!
01:17:16Oh!
01:17:17Oh!
01:17:20Oh!
01:17:22Oh!
01:17:23Oh!
01:17:39Lester?
01:17:42Lester, over here.
01:17:47Good day, sir.
01:17:49Thanks a lot, Mr. Green.
01:17:51Where have you been? I've been waiting 20 minutes.
01:17:53Sorry, sir. It's been a difficult day for me.
01:17:55And where's your tie? You know I always want you to wear a tie.
01:17:58Well, I'm sorry.
01:17:59Lester? Oh, hi, Dad.
01:18:02Hello, son. It was nice of you to come out and meet me.
01:18:05Lester, you take this, and the baggage is in the baggage area.
01:18:08I'll get that, sir.
01:18:09Lester, let me help you with this, will you?
01:18:10Oh, no, I can get that, sir.
01:18:11Oh, really? I insist.
01:18:16No, no, it's my job.
01:18:18Let me help you. Come on.
01:18:19Philly, I'll be right back, sir.
01:18:20Philly, please, please.
01:18:22Lester!
01:18:23Where are you going?
01:18:24Well, I...
01:18:25I was late picking up my employer, Mr. Fillmore.
01:18:29May I present Detective Travis, my employer, Mr. Fillmore.
01:18:34You're Fillmore?
01:18:35That's right.
01:18:36Hold on, Lester. Don't go away.
01:18:37By the way, Travis,
01:18:39I would also like to present Miss Nicole Mallon.
01:18:43Nice to see you again, Jack.
01:18:45Oh, Nicole and I are old friends.
01:18:48And you're Fillmore.
01:18:49Yes.
01:18:49The father.
01:18:50That's right.
01:18:50And I want someone to tell me what the hell's going on here.
01:18:54So do I.
01:18:57Well, it seems it's a mystery to all of us.
01:19:00Shall we be going, sir?
01:19:01Oh, you get the rest of the baggage.
01:19:03I'll take this one.
01:19:05Very well, sir.
01:19:12Excuse me.
01:19:33Well, you certainly changed a lot lately.
01:19:36I know, but most of the credit belongs to you.
01:19:42And Lester, too, of course.
01:19:46Fillmore, I'm going to miss you.
01:19:48What do you mean?
01:19:50I mean, I think that it's time for me to leave.
01:19:53Why?
01:19:55Well, for one thing,
01:19:56we'll never be able to keep our affair a secret from your father.
01:20:00And the moment he found out, he'd fire me immediately.
01:20:06I guess you're right.
01:20:07I don't want you to leave.
01:20:09I'll miss you.
01:20:10We'll always keep in touch.
01:20:13Anyway, you're ready to be on your own now.
01:20:20Where are you going to go?
01:20:21I don't know.
01:20:23I'll let you know where I am.
01:20:26If you're going to get a new job,
01:20:28you're going to have to have a letter of reference from my father.
01:20:31Well, your father might not think I've been working long enough.
01:20:34I didn't mean for him to write it.
01:20:36But I know what he'd say if he knew you as well as I do.
01:20:40She was passionate about her household duties.
01:20:44And she kept things well in hand.
01:20:46She gave everything she had to her employer.
01:20:59I didn't know what day it was when you walked into the room.
01:21:06I said hello unnoticed.
01:21:11You said goodbye too soon.
01:21:16I said hello unnoticed.
01:21:21I said hello unnoticed.
01:21:34I said hello unnoticed.
01:21:44I said hello unnoticed.
01:21:50I said hello unnoticed.
01:21:59I think there's a lady with a Dutch accent
01:22:06Who tried to change my point of view
01:22:11Her adnate lines were well rehearsed
01:22:16But my heart cried out for you
01:22:19You're in my heart, you're in my soul
01:22:24You'll be my birth, should I grow
01:22:28You're my lover, you're my best friend
01:22:34You're in my soul
01:22:39My love for you is immeasurable
01:22:43My respect for you demands
01:22:47Your ageless, timeless, lace and fineness
01:22:53Your beauty and amends
01:22:56You're a love-setting, a comedy
01:23:02You're a sinful, and you're clear
01:23:06Your every love song
01:23:10Never knew, but honey, what do you see in me?
01:23:15You're in my heart, you're in my soul
01:23:20You'll be my birth, should I grow
01:23:24You're my lover, you're my best friend
01:23:29You're in my soul
01:23:32You're in my soul
01:23:42Thank you, Lester
01:23:44Lester, I'll see you at three then
01:23:48Hi, Jen
01:23:48Hey, do you have Mr. Marks for civics?
01:23:51Hey, great, I'll see you there
01:23:55I'll see you at six periods
01:24:02Oh, there's Phipps below there
01:24:06I'm sorry, I...
01:24:07Philip Fillmore?
01:24:09Philly, I didn't recognize you
01:24:11You've changed so much since last June
01:24:14Yes, I know
01:24:14I'd like to thank you for the advice you gave me this summer
01:24:17What was that?
01:24:18To find girls whose age is more appropriate for me
01:24:21Oh, right, how did it go?
01:24:23Oh, it went very well
01:24:24Listen, I'd like to talk to you about it in detail
01:24:27Great, I'd love to
01:24:29Excellent
01:24:31Can we discuss it over at dinner tonight?
01:24:39Why don't I have my chauffeur pick you up at eight?
01:25:01That's the reason that I love you
01:25:04That's the reason that I love you
01:25:08That's the reason that I love you
01:25:10That's the reason
01:25:13Yeah, I wake in the morning
01:25:15The sun's on the rise
01:25:17I don't know how to wear your chair
01:25:20I come to your wing with
01:25:22And look in your eyes
01:25:24I go, you're all about
01:25:26Oh, oh, oh, oh
01:25:27That's the reason that I love you
01:25:30That's the reason that I love you
01:25:34That's the reason that I love you
01:25:37That's the reason
01:25:40That's the reason
01:25:40Woooo!
01:25:40I only have my feet
01:25:42But now what the day is done
01:25:43I teach you when they go for a fly
01:25:47And I can't wait to hold you in my arms
01:25:50Well, you make no peace
01:25:52So I die
01:25:54That's the reason that I love you
01:25:57That's the reason I will be true
01:26:00That's the reason I will be
01:26:03That's the reason
01:26:47That's the reason that I will be
01:26:57That's the reason
01:27:00That's the reason I will be
01:27:04That's the reason I will be true
01:27:07That's the reason that I will be
01:27:10That's the reason
01:27:30You
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