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The Warner Brothers (and the Warner Sister) go on a quest to find a fallen wishing star.
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00:03:53Now, the new leader of Warnerstock was King Salazar the Pushy, a ruthless corporate raider who vowed to rule with
00:04:01a tight fist.
00:04:02But the international community didn't support his regime, and the country's fortunes plummeted.
00:04:09Salazar's treasury grew dangerously low, so he sent out an edict for the country to start turning a profit or
00:04:16perish.
00:04:17To fill the royal coffers, all cities and taxed, and this included Acme Falls.
00:04:23There, the king sent his tax collector, who was taxing to the extreme.
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00:05:03The baron, the baron, the baron, the baron, the baron squeezed the life out of Acme Falls until the once
00:05:08prosperous town was crushed.
00:05:12And so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so
00:05:14our story begins in the miserable little village of Acme Falls, with this pathetic band of downtrodden and destitute townsfolk.
00:05:30And three orphans who live on the street ever since the orphanage shut down, Yakko, Wacko, and Dot.
00:05:39Some folks say that life is cruel.
00:05:41At the orphanage, they fed us inedible gruel.
00:05:45We slept on beds with springs that hurt.
00:05:47The faucets had hot and cold running dirt.
00:05:50The windows were broken.
00:05:52The roof was leaky.
00:05:54The walls were cracked.
00:05:55The floors were creaky.
00:05:57They shut down the orphanage and now we know.
00:06:00Ah!
00:06:01Those were the days we miss it so.
00:06:05And ever since then...
00:06:07I've been feeling low.
00:06:11Another Sub-Zero morning.
00:06:13And still there's nothing to eat.
00:06:15My feet couldn't get much colder.
00:06:18Our breath is our main source of heat.
00:06:19We're so far below the poverty line.
00:06:22We're off the graph.
00:06:24But don't fret, Sibs, cause things will get better in time.
00:06:27Then you're gonna laugh.
00:06:28Ha!
00:06:29Poverty and hunger are bound here.
00:06:31Yeah, looks like a city dump.
00:06:33There's only one job to be found here.
00:06:35The town needs a new speed bump.
00:06:37Acme falls for the paradise.
00:06:40Happiest place on earth.
00:06:42But the tax collectors ever raced.
00:06:44Took us for all we're worth.
00:06:46My coffers are overflowing.
00:06:48All of our shelves are bare.
00:06:50My profit margin is growing.
00:06:53We're broke, it seems so unfair.
00:06:55Life's so lousy, we can no longer cope.
00:06:58You gotta cheer up and never ever give up hope.
00:07:03All of the shops are closing.
00:07:06Things couldn't get much worse.
00:07:08Even my nuts are frozen.
00:07:10Be careful with that last verse.
00:07:12Hey, step up and try our elixir.
00:07:15It's good for what hurts.
00:07:17Whatever ails you, it can fix her.
00:07:19And it's great on dessert.
00:07:20Grat the temperatures falling.
00:07:23I love when the weather is cool.
00:07:25A new ice age is calling.
00:07:28Look, I can freeze my drool.
00:07:29I have hopes and dreams of ruling the earth.
00:07:32But here I sit.
00:07:34Watching Pinky make ice sculptures.
00:07:37Out of spit.
00:07:38No!
00:07:38This old tree is finished.
00:07:40Our acorn supply's gone too.
00:07:43So for dinner, we'll have a cream spinach.
00:07:45All I can say is spew.
00:07:47As a town, we're so down, so we mow.
00:07:51You gotta cheer up and never give up hope.
00:07:54We can't hope.
00:07:56You gotta cheer up and never give up hope.
00:07:59Are you up too?
00:08:00Nope.
00:08:00Just cheer up and never ever give up hope, hope, hope, hope, hope.
00:08:04Yeah!
00:08:05And so the folks in Acme Falls hope through the winter.
00:08:09They hope through the spring.
00:08:12They hope through the summer.
00:08:14And they hope through the fall.
00:08:16But after a year of hoping, hope was running out for poor little Dot, who needed an operation.
00:08:24And while Yakko stayed behind to look after his sister,
00:08:28Wacko went out into the world to seek his fortune.
00:08:35And the town waited for Wacko's return.
00:08:38They waited through the winter.
00:08:40They waited through the spring.
00:08:42They waited through the summer.
00:08:44And they waited through the fall.
00:08:46And by the following winter, they were still waiting.
00:08:49When a young mouse's fancy turned to romance.
00:08:54Oh, Farford Newton!
00:08:56Farford Newton!
00:08:57Farford Newton!
00:08:58Wherefore art thou, Farford Newton?
00:09:02Oh, there for you art.
00:09:04And looky!
00:09:05Nod!
00:09:06I brought you a snacky-wacky!
00:09:13Charles!
00:09:14Feeding you is like taking a really smelly bath.
00:09:17Pinky, I need you.
00:09:19Farford Newton!
00:09:20I didn't know you could talk.
00:09:21Pinky, stop this foolishness.
00:09:23You know, Farford Newton, you sound a little like Brain.
00:09:27Oh, and you bop like Brain, too.
00:09:30Brain, we were just talking about you.
00:09:32I knew I'd find you out here wasting time with this horse.
00:09:35Come.
00:09:36But Farford Newton and I have pledged our hearts to each other.
00:09:39Pinky, that is a horse.
00:09:40You are a mouse.
00:09:42Oh, Brain, don't be so intolerant.
00:09:44Why can't the horses and the mice live together in harmony?
00:09:48Along with the fairies and the wood sprites and the bean sprouts?
00:09:52I stand corrected, Pinky.
00:09:53That is a horse.
00:09:55You are an imbecile.
00:09:57Now, come.
00:09:58We must prepare for tonight.
00:10:00Why?
00:10:00What are we going to do tonight?
00:10:01Guess.
00:10:02Try to take over the world?
00:10:04Bingo.
00:10:05Egan!
00:10:06I love bingo!
00:10:07No!
00:10:07It's so much more fun than trying to take over...
00:10:09Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:10:16Oh?
00:10:17What?
00:10:24Huh?
00:10:26What?
00:10:44Oh, the train bringing Wacko is rolling down the track
00:10:48I'm sure that is the train my brother's on
00:10:50Wacko went to see the world and now he's coming back
00:10:53I've missed him every day that he's been gone
00:10:56He went to seek his fortune and now he's returned
00:10:59Bringing back the treasures of everything he's learned
00:11:02Oh, the train with my brother is a- coming closer
00:11:06Very Wacko, down the track, oh, Wacko
00:11:14Hi!
00:11:20Hi!
00:11:23My friends of Acme Falls, I give you my fortune
00:11:27A heypenny!
00:11:34Duh!
00:11:35A heypenny?
00:11:36It's real
00:11:37He has a whole heypenny!
00:11:45I've got a heypenny today
00:11:48He's got a heypenny, hooray!
00:11:51How did you do's it?
00:11:53All work and no play
00:11:54He chopped wood, he chopped suey
00:11:55I've been score shoes and hay
00:11:57He builds jokes and cows for his fee
00:11:59It was more than I thought it would be
00:12:02An entire full year's salary
00:12:06And now I've got a heypenny
00:12:09He's got a heypenny today
00:12:12He's got a heypenny, hooray!
00:12:15All those days of hard work and here's your reward
00:12:18Now there's nothing in this world that I can't afford
00:12:21You can buy any toys you pick
00:12:23And eat candy until you're sick
00:12:26Plus a gourmet meal for monsieur
00:12:30And still you'd never be poor
00:12:33Because he's got a heypenny today
00:12:36He's got a heypenny, hooray!
00:12:39I want a tower shanty we can finally repair
00:12:42I can even buy my brother some new underwear
00:12:44It's like I won the lottery
00:12:47Because he's got a heypenny
00:12:50I'll buy burgers at the butchers
00:12:52And blintzes at the bakers
00:12:54Groceries at the grocers
00:12:55Season tickets for the locus
00:12:57You can buy my new elixir
00:12:58You can buy it by the bucket
00:13:00There's just one little problem
00:13:01It's lousy, you should chuck it
00:13:03It's so hard to believe it really happened to me
00:13:06I'm going shopping with my heypenny
00:13:08He's going shopping with his heypenny
00:13:21The news is from the village to report, sir
00:13:25What is it?
00:13:26It seems that one of the town folks is happy
00:13:29What do you mean?
00:13:31Wacko's Warners has come into the possession
00:13:33Of a heypenny
00:13:36Ka-ching!
00:13:41He's got a heypenny today
00:13:44He's got a heypenny, hooray!
00:13:47With if he could buy himself a tropical cruise
00:13:50But first there's one important thing that I have to choose
00:13:53My sister has been ailing quite a lot
00:13:55We don't exactly know what she has got
00:13:58You plan to spend your heypenny on what?
00:14:02An operation to save my sister Dot
00:14:04To cure whatever problem she's got
00:14:07An operation to save his sister Dot
00:14:11It's a present to her from me
00:14:14Oh, because I've got a heypenny
00:14:17Because he's got a heypenny
00:14:20In the village let's call that me
00:14:23He's going shopping
00:14:24So let's get hoppy
00:14:25He's going shopping with his heypenny
00:14:32And we're all thrilled for your good fortune
00:14:35Now, about your taxes
00:14:39Taxes? What taxes?
00:14:41Well, let's fill out your tax forms and see
00:14:44First, we total your income
00:14:45And calculate your deductions for the year
00:14:47How many dependents?
00:14:48Include city, county, state, and federal taxes
00:14:50Including license fees
00:14:51Oh, that takes you up into a whole new tax bracket
00:14:54The king will be absolutely delighted
00:14:56The king is a jerk
00:14:58Oh, good
00:14:59That qualifies you for the calling the king a jerk tax
00:15:02Huh?
00:15:03Then add property tax
00:15:04Tax sales tax, excise tax, stamp, tea, and thumb tax
00:15:06Shipping and handling multiplied by your shoe size
00:15:08And you owe a grand total of
00:15:10Exactly one heypenny
00:15:13Huh?
00:15:15Good job
00:15:16Your federal government thanks you
00:15:18Hey!
00:15:19We can't let him do that to Wacko
00:15:21It's unfair!
00:15:22We have to stick together and stop him!
00:15:26Uh, or not
00:15:27If you have any questions, just talk to my lawyer
00:15:30He'll explain everything
00:15:51So much for Wacko's heypenny
00:15:54Now Wack Me Falls is back in misery
00:16:00Should I, or do you want a cup?
00:16:04Frankly, I'd just as soon starve
00:16:07I'm starting to feel the stress
00:16:13Acme Falls is heypenny-less
00:16:29Good night, Doc
00:16:30Sleep tight
00:16:32Tell me the story
00:16:33Okay
00:16:35There once was a man from Nantucket
00:16:37Not that story
00:16:38Look, it's late
00:16:39Go to sleep
00:16:40Oh, come on
00:16:41Tell me the story
00:16:42Please?
00:16:45Oh, all right
00:16:47But then it's lights out, deal?
00:16:49Deal
00:16:51Okay
00:16:53Once upon a time
00:16:54A brave knight married a beautiful princess
00:16:56And they had two sons
00:16:58But they wanted a daughter, too
00:16:59Right
00:17:00So they planted a garden all over the kingdom
00:17:02And on the first day of spring
00:17:04Every flower in that garden bloomed
00:17:06And out of the prettiest flower came
00:17:08Me!
00:17:09Yup
00:17:11And so the knight and his bride
00:17:12Mom and dad
00:17:13Took you home
00:17:14And every night at bedtime
00:17:16They'd come in and say
00:17:17Who's the cutest girl?
00:17:18And you'd say
00:17:19I am
00:17:20And they'd ask
00:17:21How'd you ever get so cute?
00:17:23And you'd say
00:17:23I was born that way
00:17:25And they'd say
00:17:26Tell us your name, young lady
00:17:28And you'd say
00:17:29Princess Angelina Contessa
00:17:30Louisa Francesca
00:17:31Banana
00:17:32Santa Bovesca III
00:17:33But you can call me Dot
00:17:35And they'd say
00:17:37Can we call you Dottie?
00:17:38And you'd say
00:17:39No
00:17:39Just Dot
00:17:40Call me Dottie
00:17:42And you die
00:17:42And mom and dad
00:17:44Would laugh
00:17:45And laugh
00:17:45And laugh
00:17:46And they'd tickle you
00:17:48And you'd laugh, too
00:17:52And you'd fall asleep
00:17:54With a great big smile
00:17:56In your heart
00:17:57I like that story
00:17:59Good night, sis
00:18:05Good night, sis
00:18:06How is she?
00:18:08Not great
00:18:09Those acting lessons
00:18:10Never really sunk in
00:18:12No, I mean her health
00:18:13Oh, well, who knows
00:18:16If I'd only earned more
00:18:18Hey, you did your best, wacko
00:18:20We'll pay for her operation
00:18:21Some other way
00:18:22I guess
00:18:23I guess
00:18:27You're turning in?
00:18:28To what?
00:18:30Good question
00:18:31See you in the morning
00:18:32Bye
00:18:47Twinkle, twinkle wishing star
00:18:50How I wonder where you are
00:18:54Out in space so bright and clear
00:18:57Can you see me way down here?
00:19:01Hmm, I wonder
00:19:03Let me pick the star that's right
00:19:07And pick the wishing star tonight
00:19:11Like finding a needle in a haystack
00:19:15Eenie, meenie, miney, moe and jack
00:19:18Wishing star, please hear my plea
00:19:22Grant one wish, one wish for me
00:19:31Uh-oh, I think I broke something
00:19:44Who are you?
00:19:47I'm your desire fulfillment facilitator
00:19:50Huh?
00:19:51Well, I used to be called the good fairy
00:19:54But that sounds so old fashioned
00:19:56Oh
00:19:57So, I'm your desire fulfillment facilitator
00:20:01But everyone calls me Pip
00:20:02Nice to meet you, Pip
00:20:04The pleasure's likewise
00:20:06And may I be the first to congratulate you, wacko Warner
00:20:09You did it
00:20:10Out of all the stars in the sky
00:20:12You selected the one and only wishing star
00:20:16I did?
00:20:18Absolutely
00:20:19I've been waiting centuries for someone to choose the right one
00:20:23Must be this clear country air
00:20:25Oh yeah, look at that
00:20:28You just don't get visibility like this in the city
00:20:31Your request for a wish has brought me here
00:20:34Now you can have any wish you want
00:20:37You mean besides wishing you let go of my hand?
00:20:40Yes, besides that
00:20:41The wishing star is ready
00:20:43Are you ready to make your wish?
00:20:46You bet
00:20:47Then here goes
00:20:59What is that?
00:21:01Don't know
00:21:02Definitely don't know
00:21:02Definitely
00:21:03Now go make your wish
00:21:07What do you mean go?
00:21:09To where the star landed
00:21:10Wishes need to be made in person
00:21:13No kidding?
00:21:14It's in the manual
00:21:16And I quote
00:21:16The one who touches the fallen star first
00:21:19Will be granted one wish
00:21:21That sounds easy enough
00:21:23Funny
00:21:24I thought it would land a lot closer
00:21:26Oh well
00:21:27Bon voyage
00:21:28Have a safe journey
00:21:30And remember
00:21:31You gotta cheer up
00:21:33And never give up hope
00:21:34I won't mope
00:21:36Just cheer up
00:21:37And never ever give up hope
00:21:39Hope, hope, hope, hope
00:21:40Yeah
00:21:42Ciao
00:21:55You'll never guess what just happened
00:21:59Try us, we're gullible
00:22:07We're leaving Acme Falls
00:22:08To find the wishing star
00:22:09We're heading off
00:22:11To seek our dream come true
00:22:13It's waiting right up there
00:22:15The answer to our prayer
00:22:17A wish for free
00:22:18You might be a multi-millionaire
00:22:20That's why we're off
00:22:21To seek our destiny together
00:22:23It's one for all
00:22:24And all for one
00:22:25Times three
00:22:27Who cares about the stuff we lack
00:22:29We're on our way
00:22:29And we won't be back
00:22:30Until we find that star
00:22:32Gee, it looks kind of far
00:22:33Too bad we don't have a car
00:22:35Oh what the hay
00:22:37We're on our way
00:22:37To find the wishing star
00:22:42We're leaving Acme Falls
00:22:43To find the wishing star
00:22:45And when we do
00:22:46Our troubles are gonna be through
00:22:48It's just around the bend
00:22:50It's where the mountains end
00:22:52We're packing our load
00:22:53We're hitting the road
00:22:54Let's sing it together again
00:22:55Hey, hey
00:22:55We wanna be the first
00:22:57To touch the wishing star
00:22:59We're northward bound
00:23:00We're leaving town today
00:23:02We're taking a stand
00:23:03We're making a vow
00:23:04This is the place
00:23:05The moment is now
00:23:05We echo, echo and dot
00:23:07We're giving it all we got
00:23:08We're coming so rainy or not
00:23:11Today's the day
00:23:12We're on our way
00:23:13To find the wishing star
00:23:27Hey, what's up?
00:23:27What's always a noise?
00:23:29The Warner girl
00:23:29And the Warner boys
00:23:30They're gathered around
00:23:31In the village square
00:23:32They say there's something
00:23:32Way out there
00:23:33Something weird
00:23:34And something strange
00:23:35Beyond the farthest mountain range
00:23:36What are you saying?
00:23:37What do you mean?
00:23:38It's something no one's ever seen
00:23:39What's the story?
00:23:40What's the part?
00:23:41We're about to leave
00:23:41And that's because
00:23:42We're on our way
00:23:43To the wishing star
00:23:44The wishing star?
00:23:45What is that?
00:23:46Haven't you heard?
00:23:47There's no such thing
00:23:47It's too absurd
00:23:48What's the story?
00:23:49What's the dish?
00:23:50Touch the star
00:23:50And you get one wish
00:23:51You get one wish
00:23:52If you touch the star?
00:23:53Where is it at?
00:23:53Is it way out far?
00:23:54It could well be
00:23:55But we just don't know
00:23:56We'll soon find out
00:23:56Because we're going to go
00:23:57To the wishing star
00:23:58To the wishing star
00:23:58Something weird and so bizarre
00:24:00It fell to earth from way up far
00:24:01They're on their way
00:24:02To the wishing star
00:24:03The wishing star
00:24:04Oh yes we are
00:24:06On our way
00:24:07So we'll say bonsoir
00:24:08Ciao you guys
00:24:09And au revoir
00:24:10Now we're off
00:24:11To the wishing star
00:24:12Yes it's true
00:24:13The Warner's are
00:24:14On their way
00:24:15To the wishing star
00:24:15They'll be rich
00:24:16As a king goes up
00:24:17When they get their wish
00:24:18From the wishing star
00:24:18I looked up in the sky
00:24:20Last night
00:24:20And all the stars
00:24:21Were shining bright
00:24:21I wished I may
00:24:22And I wished I might
00:24:23Just had the wish
00:24:24I wished last night
00:24:24He looked up in the sky
00:24:25So bright
00:24:26And he saw the stars
00:24:26Up in the night
00:24:27And he wished he may
00:24:28And he wished he might
00:24:29Had the wish
00:24:29That he wished last night
00:24:30Then right there
00:24:31Before my eyes
00:24:31I saw a light
00:24:32Up in the skies
00:24:33The wishing star
00:24:34Lit up the night
00:24:34And then exploded
00:24:35Really bright
00:24:36It fell to earth
00:24:36And it came on down
00:24:37In a great big piece
00:24:38Then hit the ground
00:24:39And then some fairy
00:24:39Said to me
00:24:40Whoever gets there first
00:24:41You see just touch the star
00:24:42That's all you do
00:24:43And then you get your wish
00:24:44Come true
00:24:44Touch the star
00:24:45That's all you do
00:24:46And then you get your wish
00:24:47Come true
00:24:47Great now
00:24:48Let me get you straight
00:24:50Now
00:24:51You mean whoever gets there first
00:24:53Can have a wish
00:24:54All to himself
00:24:54We have to go now
00:24:55Because we know now
00:24:57That if I'm the person
00:24:58Touch the star
00:24:59That wish belongs to me
00:25:00We've got to run now
00:25:02Before they're done now
00:25:04So we can get a big head start
00:25:06And beat the others to the punch
00:25:08I can't be slow now
00:25:09We've got to go now
00:25:10And I have got to get there first
00:25:12Because that wish belongs to me
00:25:13Belongs to me
00:25:14Belongs to me
00:25:15Belongs to me
00:25:15Belongs to me
00:25:16Belongs to me
00:25:17Me
00:25:17Me
00:25:17It all belongs to me
00:25:20Let's roll
00:25:22Da-ya
00:25:24We're on our way
00:25:25To the wishing star
00:25:25It could be near
00:25:26Or it could be far
00:25:27But we're gonna get there first
00:25:28You see the one who gets there
00:25:29First will be in a super wagon
00:25:30Wrapped in boat
00:25:31And on the snow
00:25:32It's gonna float
00:25:32It has a sail
00:25:33It's like a sleigh
00:25:34Look how well we're on our way
00:25:35Perfect you can come on scary
00:25:36Time to go
00:25:37We've got to hurry
00:25:38Farewell to my lifelong mate
00:25:39Pinky needs a mousy date
00:25:40On the road
00:25:41Can stop us now
00:25:42Through the town
00:25:42Me on some plow
00:25:43There the way
00:25:43Stupid mind
00:25:44He gets shuffled all the time
00:25:45It's over hill and over dale
00:25:47Sailing down the snowy trail
00:25:48Through the trees
00:25:49It's plenty quick
00:25:49We can go by Pogo's date
00:25:51Pinky are you pondering
00:25:52Exactly what I'm pondering
00:25:53Oh things are bright
00:25:54But just how will we get
00:25:55The weasel to hostale
00:25:56No that wish is all we need
00:25:57Our plan could finally succeed
00:25:59Onward through the snow and drifts
00:26:00Onward toward the mountain cliffs
00:26:01The one who finds that wishing star
00:26:03Will soon be eating caviar
00:26:04Who's that my friend
00:26:05Is going to be
00:26:05The right answer except for me
00:26:07But this is definitely
00:26:07Going to be
00:26:08Our golden opportunity
00:26:09I'm gonna get that wish you see
00:26:11The star belongs to me
00:26:12No no the star belongs to me
00:26:13No no the star belongs to me
00:26:14To me
00:26:15To me
00:26:15To me
00:26:29I gotta get to the wishing star
00:26:31I gotta get to the wishing star
00:26:34I hope it's near
00:26:35I'm not too far
00:26:37Gotta be first to the wishing star
00:26:55Here we are
00:26:59My love and all the rest
00:27:02Have gone to find the wishing star
00:27:09We've been left behind
00:27:11You'll find that they won't get too far
00:27:16For we will get there first
00:27:20Oh well that's different then isn't it
00:27:22Draws
00:27:27I gotta get to the wishing star
00:27:28We're doing really good so far
00:27:30Out of my way whoever you are
00:27:31I'm gonna get to the wishing star
00:27:32Wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing,
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00:27:47wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing,
00:27:53What a bunch of losers.
00:27:55Ralph, what are you stopping for?
00:27:58We got companies.
00:28:00What?
00:28:02All the king's heartaches and all the king's mentors.
00:28:06Hi, fellas.
00:28:08Are we in some sort of trouble?
00:28:12Look who got pinched for speeding.
00:28:15Couldn't have happened to a nicer tax collector.
00:28:18But, Drain, how ever will we get to the wishing star first?
00:28:21Simple, Pinky.
00:28:22With the help of the great Leonardo da Vinci.
00:28:26He's going to give us a ride there in his pantcuffs?
00:28:28No, Pinky. Da Vinci's dead.
00:28:31Oh, how sad. When's the funeral?
00:28:33He died a long time ago.
00:28:35And I forgot to send flowers?
00:28:38Stupid, stupid, stupid!
00:28:41Oh, please, let me...
00:28:43Stupid!
00:28:46Thanks.
00:28:47Now zip it.
00:28:49Zip.
00:28:50Leonardo da Vinci, Pinky.
00:28:52Not only a world-renowned painter, but an ingenious inventor as well.
00:28:58I'm going to have to hurt you.
00:29:01Rezip.
00:29:02Da Vinci designed the first flying machine, the air screw.
00:29:05And with my own clever modifications to the da Vinci plans, this baby will fly.
00:29:12He got brilliant, Blaine!
00:29:15Oh, no, no, wait.
00:29:16If we were meant to fly, we would have been born with little bags of nuts.
00:29:21Pinky, you are a little bag of nuts.
00:29:24Rezip again.
00:29:27Now come, we have an airship to build.
00:29:43Yeah!
00:29:44Giddy up and go fast, far-fick-newton-horsey girl!
00:29:54Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:57Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:29:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:29:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:29:58Sailing through the slush, in a windmill wagon sled.
00:30:01Down the road we mush, Dog is still in bed.
00:30:03I'm getting really bored, I read this magazine.
00:30:06If we don't get there soon, I think I'm gonna scream!
00:30:09Oh, wishing star from afar, Dog is getting worse.
00:30:12Be a sporting brand, I wish we'll sing another verse.
00:30:28Oh, Mindy, darling.
00:30:30Hi, lady.
00:30:31I'm Mom. Call me Mom.
00:30:33Okay, lady.
00:30:35Now, Mindy, hon, I need you to take this fresh marionberry pie
00:30:39over to Grandma at the retirement village.
00:30:41If she doesn't have her sweets by four,
00:30:43she starts doing wheelies on the shuffleboard court.
00:30:46And Buttons, you go along with Mindy.
00:30:49You can eat when you get back.
00:30:53Don't you sass me.
00:30:55Buttons goes...
00:30:59Just make sure Mindy gets home safely.
00:31:02I'd go myself, but I'm too busy baking cookies for the seven dwarves.
00:31:06You know how your uncles love my chocolate chips.
00:31:08Hi, lady.
00:31:10Call me Mom. Busy, busy Mom.
00:31:13Okay, Bumblebee lady. I love you. Bye-bye.
00:31:16Bye, hon.
00:31:22Look. Pie for Buttons.
00:31:25Mm-hmm.
00:31:25Good puppy.
00:31:35Hurry up, Aunt Slappy.
00:31:37Yeah, yeah. Keep your fur on.
00:32:04Are you okay, Aunt Slappy?
00:32:06Yeah, I'll be fine. Just as soon as I cough up my lung.
00:32:10Come on.
00:32:22At this rate, we'll be at the Wishing Star in no time.
00:32:25Yeah, like I told you, Skippy.
00:32:28We take the high road and they take the low road and we'll reach the Wishing Star before them.
00:32:33But sad is me heart until we meet again by the bonny, bonny balls of attack me.
00:32:40We definitely got to get you some singing lessons.
00:32:43Oh, yeah. Look who's talking.
00:32:45Hey, hey. Cheap shot. I'm old. Very old.
00:32:48Oh, please. Like you could sing when you were young?
00:32:50Better than that.
00:32:51Yeah, yeah. Give me a break.
00:32:53Funny squirrely whirlies.
00:32:56Mwahaha.
00:32:57Shhh. Shhh. Shhh.
00:33:00Oh.
00:33:04Oh.
00:33:07Oh.
00:33:09Oh.
00:33:11Oh.
00:33:12Oh.
00:33:14Oh.
00:33:15Oh.
00:33:15Oh.
00:33:16Oh.
00:33:19Silly Buttons.
00:33:21Puppies can't climb trees.
00:33:23Huh?
00:33:25Oh.
00:33:27Oh.
00:33:28Okay. I love you. Bye-bye.
00:33:29What?
00:33:35Hmm.
00:33:36Hmm.
00:33:49Pedal, Pinky. Pedal as if our very lives depended on it, which may well be the case.
00:33:55Narve.
00:33:56Aye, aye, Captain Brain.
00:34:00It's working, Pinky. Just picture our future, my friend.
00:34:04When our efforts are rewarded by fame, fortune, and a world that's a better place for all.
00:34:10Are you picturing that?
00:34:11Actually, I'm picturing Farford Newton's tongue.
00:34:15Hmm.
00:34:15Pinky, you've left the lens cap of your mind on again.
00:34:19With the wind at our backs, all we have to do is maintain this velocity.
00:34:23And we'll be the first to reach the wishing star.
00:34:26You know what that means, Pinky?
00:34:28Yes, I do, Brain.
00:34:29What, Pinky?
00:34:30What do you mean, what?
00:34:31What does it mean?
00:34:33What does what mean?
00:34:34Never mind, Pinky.
00:34:35It means we get our wish.
00:34:37What means we get our wish?
00:34:39Skip it.
00:34:40Skip what?
00:34:42Just stop.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:47No!
00:34:48Keep pedaling!
00:34:49Keep pedaling, Pinky!
00:34:54You almost killed us, Pinky.
00:34:56What were you thinking?
00:34:58What were you thinking?
00:34:59But you said stop!
00:35:00You really did, Brain.
00:35:01You said stop!
00:35:02Ignore what I say!
00:35:03Really?
00:35:04Yes.
00:35:05Just keep pedaling.
00:35:06Okay.
00:35:08No!
00:35:10What are you doing?
00:35:12Ignoring what you say!
00:35:13Not about that!
00:35:15Not about what?
00:35:15Just keep pedaling!
00:35:20Sometimes you are so confused, Brain.
00:35:22Point!
00:35:24Zip!
00:35:25Ha!
00:35:28Ha!
00:35:29Ha!
00:35:37Ha!
00:35:42Ha!
00:35:43That's all right!
00:35:43Oh!
00:35:45What's the meaning of this?
00:35:46I demand to know who's respo-
00:35:49King Sarazar!
00:35:51Baron Von Plotz, what a pleasure!
00:35:58Oh-ho!
00:35:58Oh no, sir!
00:35:59The honor is ours!
00:36:03I hear of a star, brighter than my very countenance.
00:36:07Oh!
00:36:07Heh!
00:36:08That's hard to believe, sire!
00:36:09You seem to believe it, Plotz!
00:36:11My guards found the two of you racing toward it!
00:36:14We was?
00:36:15Don't play dumb with me, Constable!
00:36:17Okay!
00:36:18Ah!
00:36:19What you wanna play, then?
00:36:20Nothing!
00:36:21Just tell me about the star!
00:36:28Well, it's, uh, big!
00:36:30And, uh, and shiny!
00:36:32Uh, uh, and big, too!
00:36:34And, uh, and kind of shiny!
00:36:36Uh, uh, and big!
00:36:39And the first person to touch the star gets one wish!
00:36:42One wish?
00:36:44One wish?
00:36:44Who could ask for anything more?
00:36:46Now, Baron, what would you ever wish for beyond the joy of serving me?
00:36:51Oh, heh!
00:36:51You know, the regular stuff?
00:36:53Creamora, a weekend in Branson, Missouri?
00:36:56Ooh!
00:36:57Andy Worms has a place there!
00:36:59Ooh, yes!
00:37:00I like him!
00:37:02Or perhaps you were simply rushing off to secure the star for your king!
00:37:05Hmm!
00:37:06Yes!
00:37:07Better!
00:37:07Good!
00:37:08I like that!
00:37:09That's it!
00:37:09Good thinking!
00:37:10Right!
00:37:11Secure the star for you!
00:37:12Yes!
00:37:13Exactly!
00:37:14Good!
00:37:15We see eye to eye!
00:37:17Now, let me show you the fly in the ointment!
00:37:20Uh, that's not a fly, sirs!
00:37:22It's a telescope!
00:37:24Look into it!
00:37:25Duh!
00:37:26Oh!
00:37:30Oh, it's those kids from the village!
00:37:33Yes!
00:37:34The Warners!
00:37:37They're on their way to go and touch the wishing star!
00:37:41Those kids are gonna be rich, but what about me?
00:37:44I don't know!
00:37:45You'd better bet I'll be getting there first, and if I don't, your life'll be cursed!
00:37:49To wish that the wish will wind up belonging to me!
00:37:51I wish!
00:37:52I want it so much, I gotta go touch that wishing star!
00:37:55Okay, okay!
00:37:56They're getting ahead!
00:37:57They'll get it instead of me!
00:37:59No!
00:38:00You gotta be quick!
00:38:01You gotta be fast!
00:38:02You gotta beat out the rest of the cast!
00:38:04To get to that star and capture that wish for me!
00:38:07We're on our way today to find the wishing star!
00:38:10Got to get there!
00:38:11We're on our way to have a dream come true!
00:38:13Got to find it!
00:38:15It's there!
00:38:17We'll look greedy!
00:38:19That wish, you see!
00:38:19Belongs to we!
00:38:20So out of the way, cause we gotta be!
00:38:22The first in line to try and go find the wishing star!
00:38:25It's over the mountains and the hills!
00:38:26It's one for all!
00:38:27And all for one time!
00:38:28Three!
00:38:30We're taking a stand, we're making a vow!
00:38:32This is the place, the moment is now!
00:38:34This is our golden opportunity!
00:38:37The wishing star belongs to three!
00:38:41Me!
00:38:43Me, myself, and I!
00:38:46Your job, Baron, is to stop those villagers from getting to the star!
00:38:50By any means necessary!
00:38:54Yes, sir!
00:38:56Oh, and those three kids, Yakko, Wacko, and Dot?
00:39:00Yes, sir?
00:39:01I don't want them showing up at the wishing star!
00:39:04I'll slow them down, sir!
00:39:06You're not catching my drift!
00:39:08Well, I'll try to steer them off course!
00:39:10I don't want to see them again!
00:39:12Alive!
00:39:13But they're just kids!
00:39:15How much trouble can they be?
00:39:17You have no idea!
00:39:19So don't think of them as kids, Baron!
00:39:21Think of them as the dearly departed!
00:39:23Or you'll be likewise!
00:39:25Understood?
00:39:27Clear as crystal, sir!
00:39:28Then go!
00:39:30We're gone!
00:39:39Send the Northern Army to secure the area where the star fell!
00:39:43Yes, sir!
00:39:44Make sure no one touches that star but me!
00:39:46Understood?
00:39:47Understood, sir!
00:39:49And prepare my train for travel!
00:39:51Very good, sir!
00:39:52Anything else?
00:39:53Yes.
00:39:54Fetch me the rats with wings!
00:39:57Yes, sir!
00:40:02Ow!
00:40:03Get over my head!
00:40:04Are we having a nerve?
00:40:04Wake yourself!
00:40:05Knock it off!
00:40:06Come on!
00:40:06Give me a break!
00:40:07Back on my wing in a minute!
00:40:09Jeez!
00:40:09It's the boss!
00:40:11Huh?
00:40:13Your Majesty!
00:40:14Shush, you bizarre chattering squabs!
00:40:17Uh, technically, Your Highness, we're pigeons!
00:40:20You and disgusting rats with wings!
00:40:22And you'll do what I say, or I'll feed you to my puppies!
00:40:30Eww!
00:40:30Uh, nice puppies!
00:40:31At your service, boss!
00:40:33Whatever you say!
00:40:35Silence!
00:40:35Yeah, okay, sure, yeah, sure, yeah, sure!
00:40:37Silencio!
00:40:37Silencio!
00:40:39And listen!
00:40:40I want you to follow Baron Von Plotz and make sure he does his job!
00:40:43I don't trust him one little bit!
00:40:46Sure thing, boss!
00:40:47You got it!
00:40:48Consider it done!
00:40:50But before we go, can we have a little taste of that cannoli?
00:40:56No!
00:40:57Fly now, or you're puppy chow!
00:41:03Ah!
00:41:05Ah!
00:41:08Ah!
00:41:09Ah!
00:41:10Ah!
00:41:16Ah!
00:41:17Whatever happens!
00:41:19That king really frost my feathers!
00:41:21Rats with wings!
00:41:22He insulted us right to our faces!
00:41:24Are you insulted, Bobby?
00:41:26A little bit.
00:41:27Maybe just a little bit.
00:41:28He treats us like we're nothing!
00:41:30And that's on a good day!
00:41:32I pray for a day like that!
00:41:33That's like Christmas, you know I mean?
00:41:35Absolutely!
00:41:36How does a bird get a little respect around here?
00:41:40Maybe we can wish for it.
00:41:42What are you saying?
00:41:43We can wish for it at that wishing star.
00:41:46But Bobby, the king wants us to...
00:41:49Forget what the king wants.
00:41:51Let's get what we want.
00:41:53You mean...
00:41:54You got it.
00:41:55We're taking a stand, we're making a vow.
00:41:57This is the place, the moment is now.
00:41:59This is our golden opportunity.
00:42:03The wishing star belongs to three.
00:42:09Us, ourselves, and we.
00:42:21Carry it up, Ralph.
00:42:22We're gaining on him.
00:42:24Ah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:27Did you ever wish that you could have a wish that would come true?
00:42:31I wonder what my wish would be, which I would want to wish.
00:42:34You see, which wish would be the wish for me?
00:42:35Gee whiz, I wish I knew.
00:42:38I'd wish that we were happy and be glad for what we've got.
00:42:41I'd wish an operation for our little sister dot.
00:42:44And I'd wish we could make this journey when the weather's hot.
00:42:48If you could reach that wishing star and it was yours to take,
00:42:51what is it you'd want the most and what wish would you make?
00:42:58Yes, Pinky.
00:43:00If I could rule the world, then I'd be happy.
00:43:02With Farfait Newton, I'd be happy, too.
00:43:04If I could be the king, that would surely be the thing that would make me really happy.
00:43:08Yes, it's true.
00:43:09If I could have a home, then I'd be happy.
00:43:12And if you were happy, I'd be happy, too.
00:43:14Definitely.
00:43:14It's just a little task and it isn't much to ask.
00:43:17If we could have our wish.
00:43:18And a little doggy dish.
00:43:20And we'd be happy.
00:43:23I know.
00:43:25If I were a policeman, I'd be happy.
00:43:27You are a policeman, Ralph.
00:43:29Oh, never mind.
00:43:32I would wish that every single person would appreciate me only for my mind.
00:43:37Because I've got a mean IQ of 192.
00:43:40They want me for my looks, but never for my books.
00:43:42So love me for my brain.
00:43:43Hello, brain.
00:43:45I am not amused.
00:43:47Then I'll be happy.
00:43:52If I could have my wish, I'd be a constable.
00:43:54Ralph, you are a constable.
00:43:56Oh, sorry.
00:43:59This stupid dumb elixir.
00:44:00I would wish that I could fix that because I've always been a failure on the flop.
00:44:03We've been insulted and neglected and we've never been respected.
00:44:06And we wish the wishing star would make it stop.
00:44:09I know.
00:44:10If I could be the sheriff, I'd be happy.
00:44:12Ralph, for crying out loud, you are the sheriff.
00:44:15You're the constable.
00:44:15You're a policeman.
00:44:16You're all of those things.
00:44:17Uh, gee, I don't think I'm getting the hang of this thought.
00:44:21I've got bunions and arthritis and lumbago and bursitis.
00:44:23I need glasses and my kidney's got a stone.
00:44:25I'd wish retirement, you see, in a giant acorn tree with everybody leaving me alone.
00:44:31I adore my auntie slappy, but it'd really make me happy if I had some friends with little kids like
00:44:36me.
00:44:36Because she's impatient and she's crabby and she's always really happy.
00:44:39If I had some friends my age, really, really, really, then I'd be happy.
00:44:54Silly puppy.
00:44:56Okay, I love you.
00:44:57Bye-bye.
00:45:00If we could have our wish, then we'd be happy.
00:45:02I want the world.
00:45:03I want a home.
00:45:04With respect.
00:45:05Hey, I got it.
00:45:06Now I do.
00:45:06If my wish was coming true, what I'd really like to do...
00:45:09Yes?
00:45:10Easter rat!
00:45:12If you wish on a wishing star...
00:45:15You'll get your wish, you see, and then for sure you're gonna be...
00:45:17Happy!
00:45:18Happy!
00:45:19Happy!
00:45:20Happy!
00:45:20When I get my wish, then I'll be happy!
00:45:23And when I get my wish, they'll all be gone.
00:45:34Happy!
00:45:36Happy!
00:45:42Happy!
00:45:43Happy!
00:45:43Happy!
00:45:44Giddy-up, traffic-nootlet.
00:45:45Pull, nice horsey.
00:45:47Pull the wagon!
00:45:48Ugh!
00:45:49What is with this stupid horse?
00:45:51I don't know.
00:45:51Maybe she's home-sing.
00:45:53Well, now is not the time for the pinning.
00:45:55It's time for the pudding, yeah?
00:46:00Come on, giddy up, Fafik Newton, giddy up!
00:46:03Oh, please giddy up, won't you?
00:46:07Giddy up me the cherry on the top.
00:46:10Fafik Newton, I order you to move your bombosity, now!
00:46:14Thank you. Now can you please move it someplace else?
00:46:18Doctor? Doctor Scratch and Sniff?
00:46:21Now where'd he get to?
00:46:26Whoa. Just don't look down.
00:46:28Do you get vertigo?
00:46:29Nah.
00:46:30Me neither.
00:46:30Yeah, I've seen that movie three times and I still don't get it.
00:46:52Whoa!
00:46:55Oh!
00:47:07Phew!
00:47:18Squirrely-whirlies.
00:47:38Silly buttons.
00:48:23Silly buttons.
00:48:54Silly buttons.
00:49:11Silly buttons.
00:49:12Silly buttons.
00:49:37Silly buttons.
00:49:38Silly buttons.
00:49:53Silly buttons.
00:49:55Silly buttons.
00:49:56Silly buttons.
00:50:08Silly buttons.
00:50:11Silly buttons.
00:50:13Silly buttons.
00:50:27Silly buttons.
00:50:37Silly buttons.
00:50:46No! No! No!
00:51:20Oh, my face.
00:51:22Oh, my, my, my feet.
00:51:35Oh yeah.
00:51:37Oh yeah.
00:51:38Oh, my, my damn, my.
00:51:41You're a good dog, Rita. A real good dog, yeah.
00:51:54What is this?
00:51:59Hey!
00:52:02Ha!
00:52:09Uh!
00:52:12Hmm!
00:52:17Yo-a-a-.....
00:52:21You answer! You answer! You answer!
00:52:53You answer! You answer!
00:53:21Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:53:44Whoa!
00:53:45Whoa!
00:53:49Well, we're taking a stand. We're making a vow.
00:53:52This is the place. The moment is now.
00:53:54This is our golden opportunity.
00:53:58The wishing star belongs to three.
00:54:04Me, myself, and I.
00:54:07Uh, this wasn't the wish I had in mind.
00:54:13Secure the area!
00:54:16Let's go, Matt. Let's roll it off.
00:54:28All hail the mighty King Salazar!
00:54:32Salibar, all right, I'm starved!
00:54:34You got me, Bacon Bits.
00:54:36What?
00:54:36Hiya, Salibar. I'm Yakko.
00:54:38I'm Wacko.
00:54:39And I'm Dot, the impossibly cute one, with a cough.
00:54:43But you gotta admit, even the cough is cute.
00:54:53We're the Warner Brothers.
00:54:55And the Warner's sister.
00:54:57I know who you are. Get back in line.
00:55:02Uh, you got me, Garbanzo Beans?
00:55:05It's Salazar, not Salad Bar.
00:55:08Plots!
00:55:08Your Highness.
00:55:10I thought I told you to get rid of those little monsters.
00:55:16They're still alive.
00:55:18I... I did my best, sir.
00:55:20You failed me, Plots.
00:55:22Lock him up with the rest of the prisoners.
00:55:24Huh?
00:55:25The same goes for the constable and the rats with wings.
00:55:28Oh, boy!
00:55:29What the...
00:55:30Yikes!
00:55:31Basta vaso!
00:55:33Never try to double-cross your king.
00:55:36Take them away!
00:55:41And as for the Warner siblings...
00:55:46Execute them.
00:55:50Yes, sir!
00:55:51Uh, you don't need to treat us special.
00:55:53I insist.
00:55:59Once the Warners are disposed of, I proceed with making my wish.
00:56:03Very good, sir.
00:56:05Okay, Salad Bar, have it your way.
00:56:06But we know secrets about the star that you don't.
00:56:09What?
00:56:10No, you don't.
00:56:11Oh, yes, we do!
00:56:12We do?
00:56:13Oop!
00:56:14Oh, do we ever!
00:56:15Like what?
00:56:16Tell me.
00:56:18Uh...
00:56:18Perhaps we can come to some sort of...
00:56:21arrangement?
00:56:35Our new special friend, the king.
00:56:37Who knew?
00:56:39Now tell me!
00:56:40Oh, right!
00:56:41Yeah, the secret's about the wishing star.
00:56:43Right, yeah!
00:56:44You see, the key to the whole thing is, uh...
00:56:47You, uh, got a little something in your nose?
00:56:49Huh?
00:56:50Where?
00:56:50Right there.
00:56:53Did I get it?
00:56:55Yeah, no.
00:56:55Huh?
00:56:56No, it's still there.
00:56:57Oh.
00:56:58How about now?
00:56:59Now it's over there.
00:57:00Ooh.
00:57:02How about now?
00:57:03No.
00:57:04Ugh.
00:57:05Ew!
00:57:06Get it!
00:57:06Get it!
00:57:07Get it!
00:57:07Please.
00:57:08Could you go to the bathroom and take care of it?
00:57:11I mean, whoops.
00:57:13Oh, all right.
00:57:21We're in charge!
00:57:23We're in charge!
00:57:24We're in charge!
00:57:25We're in charge!
00:57:26We're in charge!
00:57:27We're in charge!
00:57:27You horrible children!
00:57:28Who taught you how to behave?
00:57:30No one, sir.
00:57:32You see...
00:57:34We're orphans.
00:57:36Yes, well, everyone has problems.
00:57:38You know, we'd so like to be adopted.
00:57:41Will you be our new daddy?
00:57:43Certainly not!
00:57:44Buy me a toy, daddy!
00:57:45Buy me a toy!
00:57:46Buy me a toy!
00:57:47Buy me a toy!
00:57:48Oh, please, Dad, do.
00:57:50I'm not your father.
00:57:51That's not what Mommy said.
00:57:53When will this insanity stop?
00:57:55I'm a shadow!
00:57:55I'm a shadow!
00:57:56I'm a shadow!
00:57:56I'm a shadow!
00:57:57I'm a shadow!
00:57:57I'm a shadow!
00:57:58I'm a shadow!
00:57:58I'm a shadow!
00:57:58I'm a shadow!
00:57:58I'm a shadow!
00:58:00I'm a shadow!
00:58:02I'm a shadow!
00:58:06Are you going to tell me the star's secrets or not?
00:58:11Never!
00:58:11Well, we have ways of making you talk.
00:58:14How about a trip to the cave of your worst nightmares?
00:58:18Huh?
00:58:20Hmm.
00:58:24Please remain seated at all times while the tram is in motion.
00:58:33You know, for a cave of your worst nightmares, this isn't so bad.
00:58:45Oh, lady!
00:58:47I know a lady with high-heeled shoes and socks and pantyhose.
00:58:51Oh, pretty lady!
00:58:53Hello there, cute puppy children with the spooky faces.
00:58:57Oil!
00:58:59Brian, leave it!
00:59:02I'm glad that's over.
00:59:04Be careful.
00:59:06I haven't cleaned that restroom in three years.
00:59:13Somebody hit the lights.
00:59:21You make me feel all fun-fun-doodle-dumb!
00:59:25No!
00:59:27Won't you be my special friend?
00:59:30No!
00:59:35Gosh and golly gee!
00:59:43Well?
00:59:45We'll tell you anything.
00:59:47Just don't send us back there!
00:59:49Please!
00:59:50We'll see.
00:59:51Now tell me the secrets to the wishing star.
00:59:54Well...
00:59:56It's not what you wish for.
00:59:58It's how you wish.
01:00:00Really?
01:00:01Oh, yeah.
01:00:02You have to be careful.
01:00:03Things are taken so literally nowadays.
01:00:05You don't say?
01:00:06Absolutely.
01:00:07Now, what are you considering?
01:00:09Well, top's on my wish list.
01:00:11I'd like to own the world.
01:00:13There you go.
01:00:14It spins.
01:00:15Nice, isn't it?
01:00:16No, I don't want that.
01:00:17Ah, here we go.
01:00:18How about fame and fortune?
01:00:21Here's fame with Irene Cara and a subscription to Fortune magazine.
01:00:25Rats.
01:00:26Wait.
01:00:27I could wish for the Midas touch.
01:00:28Everything I touch will turn to gold.
01:00:30Yeah, including food.
01:00:32Try eating a solid gold turkey.
01:00:33Adios bicuspids.
01:00:37I never realized this wish business was so complicated.
01:00:40Tell me about it.
01:00:42How about I wish for youth and beauty?
01:00:45Huh?
01:00:46Here you go.
01:00:47A kid and a horse.
01:00:49Let me put it another way then.
01:00:51How about eternal youth?
01:00:52Then I could be 16 forever.
01:00:54Then you'd go back to being 16 and relive that same year over and over.
01:00:59And you'd have zits and no one would ever date you.
01:01:01Ugh, never.
01:01:03I know.
01:01:04So, I'll wish for a million bucks.
01:01:06No, make that two million bucks.
01:01:12Just be glad it's not mating season.
01:01:20Wait.
01:01:20I got it.
01:01:21What if I wish for all the dough in the world?
01:01:24Sounds good to me.
01:01:34Ha!
01:01:35Dough.
01:01:35Like pastry dough.
01:01:36It's a joke.
01:01:37You get it?
01:01:40Yes.
01:01:41And now it's your turn to get it.
01:01:44Captain.
01:01:45Take the Warners away.
01:01:47And have them executed.
01:01:50Yes, sir.
01:01:52Our joke was funnier.
01:02:03Sorry to do this, kids, but it's my job.
01:02:06So let's get it over with.
01:02:08Any last requests?
01:02:09Yeah.
01:02:10Set us free.
01:02:11No can do, pretty missy.
01:02:13I have my orders.
01:02:15Please, let us go.
01:02:17No way, man.
01:02:19Forget it.
01:02:20Pretty please with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
01:02:23Whoa, man.
01:02:25You're working your cuteness on me, man.
01:02:28Your irresistible cuteness.
01:02:30Stop it.
01:02:31Wrong.
01:02:31Wrong.
01:02:32Knock it off.
01:02:33Wheezy squeezy wheezy wheeze.
01:02:36No.
01:02:38Fire.
01:02:41Ah, music to my ears.
01:02:47Oops.
01:02:48Missed.
01:02:49How can we ever thanky-wanky you?
01:02:52Don't.
01:02:53You're free.
01:02:54Just no more of the thing of cute.
01:02:56We can't take it.
01:02:58You're too cute.
01:02:59Now go.
01:03:01It's a gift.
01:03:04I could wish for everything in the world, but then where would I store it all?
01:03:09Or maybe I could wish for a hundred wishes.
01:03:12I wonder if that's allowed.
01:03:13Your majesty.
01:03:15Yes?
01:03:16I'm afraid the Warners have escaped.
01:03:18What?
01:03:19But I told you to execute them.
01:03:21I tried, man.
01:03:23I really did, but the cuteness was too much, man.
01:03:28They're too clever.
01:03:29Just like their parents.
01:03:31Huh?
01:03:32What?
01:03:33I should have gotten rid of those kids years ago when I had the chance.
01:03:36At least now I know what to wish for.
01:03:38I'm going to wish those annoying kids would leave me alone.
01:03:41Forever!
01:03:45No!
01:03:52I can't make it.
01:03:54Come on, Dad.
01:03:55We're almost there.
01:03:56Stop them!
01:03:57Fire!
01:03:58Fire!
01:03:59Fire!
01:04:04Yes!
01:04:07No!
01:04:18Dot.
01:04:20Can you hear me?
01:04:23Tell me the story.
01:04:25What?
01:04:26The story.
01:04:28About Mom and Dad.
01:04:30Tell me.
01:04:31One last time.
01:04:33You should rest.
01:04:36Once upon a time, a brave knight married a beautiful princess.
01:04:42And they had two sons.
01:04:44But they wanted a daughter, too.
01:04:46So they planted a garden.
01:04:49And out of the prettiest flower came...
01:04:52Me.
01:04:54And so Mom and Dad took you home.
01:04:57And every night at bedtime, they'd come in and say,
01:05:00Who's the cutest girl?
01:05:02And you'd say...
01:05:04I am.
01:05:05And they'd ask,
01:05:06How'd you ever get so cute?
01:05:08And you'd say...
01:05:10I was born that way.
01:05:13And they'd say,
01:05:15Tell us your name.
01:05:16And you'd say...
01:05:18Princess Angelina Contessa Luisa Francesca...
01:05:23Banana Fanna Bovesca the Third.
01:05:26Banana Fanna Bovesca the Third.
01:05:27But you can call me...
01:05:28Dot.
01:05:30And they'd ask,
01:05:32Can we call you Dottie?
01:05:33And you'd say...
01:05:35No.
01:05:37Just Dot.
01:05:39Call me Dottie.
01:05:41And...
01:05:42You...
01:05:43Die.
01:05:51She's...
01:05:52Dead.
01:05:53And it's your...
01:05:55Fault, man!
01:05:57I...
01:05:57I...
01:05:58She was the cute one, man!
01:06:00The impossibly cute one!
01:06:02And now she's gone!
01:06:03You killed her, man!
01:06:05Wrong!
01:06:05Wrong!
01:06:06I...
01:06:06I didn't mean it.
01:06:08What did you do?
01:06:09Why?
01:06:10Really?
01:06:10It's just that they were driving me crazy.
01:06:12These two and...
01:06:14Wait!
01:06:14Where's the other one?
01:06:17Look!
01:06:17It's Racco!
01:06:21No!
01:06:24He's gonna get to the Wishing Star!
01:06:26Stop him, boy!
01:06:26He gets too far!
01:06:27Help me, spirit!
01:06:28Wherever you are!
01:06:28He's a place at the Wishing Star!
01:06:30Wishing!
01:06:30Wishing!
01:06:30Wishing!
01:06:31Wishing!
01:06:31Wishing!
01:06:31Wishing!
01:06:32Wishing!
01:06:33Wishing!
01:06:35Wishing!
01:06:37Star!
01:06:38Wishing!
01:06:39Wishing!
01:06:40Wishing!
01:06:41Wishing!
01:06:41Wishing!
01:06:42I'm feeling better now!
01:06:44The Wishing Star!
01:06:46She's alive, man!
01:06:48The cute one's alive!
01:06:53I guess those acting lessons paid off after all!
01:06:56Do you really mean it?
01:06:58Nah...
01:07:02Mr. Spielberg loves this shot!
01:07:09Nice job, Wacko!
01:07:11You've done well!
01:07:12The power of the Wishing Star is yours!
01:07:15At the sound of the tone, please make any wish you desire!
01:07:20Okay!
01:07:21Here goes!
01:07:22I wish for...
01:07:36No one's alive, but...
01:07:39Two hay pennies!
01:07:41No!
01:07:43No!
01:07:46It's so cool!
01:07:47They're real!
01:07:54No, no.
01:08:20And as it turned out, Wacko had made the perfect wish.
01:08:24Because with one of his hay pennies, he paid for his sister's long overdue operation.
01:08:29It was a complete success.
01:08:33What was the operation for anyway?
01:08:36Plastic surgery. To implant a beauty mark on her cheek.
01:08:39I call it a cutie mark.
01:08:41Cindy Crawford, eat your heart out.
01:08:44So, do I look cuter now?
01:08:46Your cuteness is, like, out of control, man. It's perfect.
01:08:51Perfect, huh?
01:08:53Well, I suppose that'll have to do.
01:08:56And with the hay penny he earned from Dot's operation,
01:09:00Dr. Scratch and Sniff bought all the ingredients for his new elixir,
01:09:03which was mixed together by his crack team of beverage technologists.
01:09:08More sugar?
01:09:13Yeah. Yeah, more sugar. Definitely more sugar.
01:09:16At the same time, Hello Nurse came up with a new bottle design.
01:09:20One with a slightly more attractive shape.
01:09:23It just came to me. From who knows where.
01:09:26Hello Nurse!
01:09:28Then they put their new formula to the ultimate taste test.
01:09:45That's a big thumbs up.
01:09:47So, while they went off to market with their new drink,
01:09:50Whacko went to town with his other hay penny.
01:09:53And he bought...
01:09:54Burgers at the butchers,
01:09:56Blinches at the bakers.
01:09:57Groceries at the grocers, season tickets for the Lakers.
01:10:04That hay penny changed hands all over town,
01:10:07and everyone prospered,
01:10:08including the butcher,
01:10:10the baker,
01:10:11and the candlestick maker.
01:10:12And a mime.
01:10:14Like we said, no place is perfect.
01:10:16But Acme Falls was as close to perfect as possible.
01:10:19And thanks to Whacko's wish,
01:10:21other wishes came true as well.
01:10:23With the spring thaw,
01:10:25Slappy's tree came back to life.
01:10:28Ah, sweet bliss.
01:10:34And Skippy's social life warmed up considerably.
01:10:43Squirrel chicks, yowza!
01:10:51He used to like nuts.
01:10:53Now he's discovered dates.
01:10:56Buttons returned Mindy to her home.
01:10:58Mindy, darling!
01:11:00You're back!
01:11:01You're safe!
01:11:02Oh, thank goodness!
01:11:04Hi, Mom!
01:11:05Mindy!
01:11:06You called me Mom!
01:11:08You called me Mom!
01:11:09It's a miracle!
01:11:10And Buttons received his wish,
01:11:13to be rewarded for his loyalty.
01:11:20Rita and Runt's wish came true too.
01:11:23Ah, life is good.
01:11:27Yeah, good.
01:11:29Definitely, definitely good.
01:11:30They found a happy home with Dr. Scratch and Sniff,
01:11:34whose elixir was renamed Scratchy Cola
01:11:36and was a huge success,
01:11:38thanks to the corporation's savvy CEO.
01:11:41Hello, nurse!
01:11:44Who was finally appreciated for her figuring,
01:11:46and not just her figure.
01:11:48Baron von Plotts achieved his wish too,
01:11:51to be king.
01:11:52Burger Meister King, that is.
01:11:54May I take your order, please?
01:11:56He opened a chain of fast food restaurants
01:11:58that sell Scratchy Cola
01:12:00and Baron von Plotts burgers.
01:12:02You want fries with that?
01:12:04And Ralph, who ultimately wanted to direct,
01:12:07got his wish too.
01:12:09He's directing traffic
01:12:11in the village of Acme Falls.
01:12:16It's my dream come true.
01:12:23Even the pigeons,
01:12:24who wanted a little respect,
01:12:26got their wish.
01:12:28There they are!
01:12:29Our heroes!
01:12:30Those three are the best!
01:12:32Finally, people are looking up to us!
01:12:38As for Yakko, Wacko, and Dot,
01:12:40they wound up with more than they'd ever dreamed.
01:12:43The hospital tracked down their birth certificates,
01:12:46which proved the Warners to be of royal heritage.
01:12:49Works for me!
01:12:50In fact, their parents had been
01:12:52the king and queen of Warnerstock,
01:12:55making Yakko, Wacko, and Dot
01:12:57the heirs to the throne.
01:12:59Faboo!
01:12:59It seems that back when Salazar
01:13:02seized control of the nation,
01:13:04he sent the royal Warner orphans into exile,
01:13:07never expecting to see him again.
01:13:09Ha!
01:13:10Fooled you, didn't we?
01:13:25So King Salazar was officially booted out,
01:13:29and the Warners became co-rulers of the kingdom.
01:13:33As for Pinky,
01:13:34he was appointed royal stable mouse,
01:13:37so he could stay close to Farfig Newton.
01:13:40La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
01:13:45This job was given to him
01:13:46by the Warners' most trusted advisor,
01:13:49Prime Minister Brain.
01:13:51Yes!
01:13:53Come, Pinky.
01:13:54We must prepare for tomorrow night.
01:13:57Gee, Brain,
01:13:58what are we going to do tomorrow night?
01:14:01The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
01:14:04Plan for the sequel
01:14:05when we'll try to take over the kingdom
01:14:07and the world.
01:14:08They're dinky, they're kinky and the brain,
01:14:10brain, brain, brain, brain.
01:14:12So in the end, everyone
01:14:15in Acme Falls got his or her
01:14:17wish. Except for the mime,
01:14:19that is.
01:14:20I don't know about him, but that
01:14:23sure was my wish.
01:14:27The good old days were
01:14:29a bummer. Our town was a total
01:14:31dive. But now every
01:14:32day's like summer. It feels great
01:14:35to be alive.
01:14:37To state our message with
01:14:38greater clarity.
01:14:41We now spin
01:14:42the Wheel of Morality.
01:14:45Wheel of Morality, turn, turn,
01:14:47turn. Tell us the lesson that we
01:14:48should learn.
01:14:53And the moral of our story
01:14:55is...
01:14:56When you move by a blue
01:14:58turn up to roll,
01:15:00you gotta cheer up and never give up
01:15:03hope. Don't be a dope!
01:15:04You gotta cheer up
01:15:06and never give up hope.
01:15:07Try to cope!
01:15:09Just cheer up
01:15:10and never ever give up hope.
01:15:12Hope, hope, hope, hope, hope!
01:15:13All right!
01:15:22I'm going to work.
01:15:23Bye.
01:15:25Bye.
01:15:25Bye.
01:15:29Bye.
01:15:32Bye.
01:15:36Bye.
01:15:37Bye.
01:15:39Bye.
01:15:42Bye.