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The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.
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00:00:13S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S-A-R-A-FOR SANTI CLUB!
00:00:19You call it S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S-A-R-A-FOR SANTI CLUB!
00:00:27Hooray for SANTI CLUB!
00:00:30Yay, yay for SANTI CLUB!
00:00:32He's fat and round but jumpin' dimmini!
00:00:36He can climb down any dimmini!
00:00:39When we hear sleigh bells ring,
00:00:43Our hearts go phenolick!
00:00:46Cause there'll be presents under the tree!
00:00:49Hooray for SANTI CLUB!
00:00:51Now all year long at the North Coast,
00:00:55He's busy making toys!
00:00:57But he knows just what you're doin',
00:01:01So you better be good girls and boys!
00:01:05Hang up that missile song!
00:01:08Soon you'll hear ho ho ho!
00:01:11On Christmas Day you'll wake up and you'll say,
00:01:14Hooray for SANTI CLUB!
00:01:37Hooray for SANTI CLUB!
00:01:40Hooray for SANTI CLUB!
00:01:41And you'll hear ho ho ho!
00:01:44And you'll hear ho ho ho!
00:01:44On Christmas Day you'll wake up and you'll say,
00:01:47Hooray for SANTI CLUB!
00:01:51S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S.
00:01:54Hooray for SANTI CLUB!
00:01:57S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S.
00:02:04Hooray for SANTI CLUB!
00:02:10Hooray for Sandy Cross!
00:02:14At this time, Station KID-TV brings you the special event of the year, a first in television history.
00:02:22At this very moment, KID-TV has standing by a television crew at Santa Claus Workshop.
00:02:30And in just a few seconds, our special correspondent, Andy Henderson,
00:02:33will bring you a person-to-person interview with Santa Claus himself direct from the North Pole,
00:02:39where at the moment, the temperature is 91 degrees below zero.
00:02:44And now, KID-TV takes you, via Telstar, Andy Henderson at the North Pole.
00:02:51Hi, kids. This is Andy Henderson at the North Pole.
00:02:55Ooh, it's cold up here.
00:02:59From this spot, there's only one direction you can go,
00:03:02and that's south.
00:03:05Living up here is pretty rough. I don't see how Santa stands it.
00:03:09Since we've been here, we've eaten nothing but frozen food.
00:03:13At least, that's the way it is by the time we get it.
00:03:16And now, let's take a look-see into Santa's workshop.
00:03:29Hello again.
00:03:32Boys and girls, it's just weeks before Christmas,
00:03:36and Santa and his helpers are working overtime to make sure that there's enough toys
00:03:40for the kids all over the world.
00:03:43Santa's a pretty busy man, but I'm sure he'd like to say a few words to you kids.
00:03:50Hello, Santa.
00:03:51Oh, hello, son.
00:03:53Oh, oh.
00:03:55Hello, boys and girls.
00:03:59Oh, it's Andy.
00:04:00You caught me at a very busy time.
00:04:03Well, do you think you'll be ready by Christmas Eve?
00:04:05Well, we've never disappointed the kids yet.
00:04:10Tell me, is it true that this year there's a rumor that you're going to use a rocket sled?
00:04:15Oh, no, siree.
00:04:17We're going out the good old-fashioned way with my reindeer.
00:04:21Ranser and Dancer and Dunder and Blitz and Vixen and Nixon.
00:04:28Nixon, I get those names mixed up, but the kids know their names.
00:04:35Santa, there you are.
00:04:37We have so much to do, and you stand here dawdling, talking to this visitor.
00:04:42Mr. Anderson, this is Mrs. Claus.
00:04:45We're, dear, we're on television.
00:04:48How do you do, Mr. Anderson?
00:04:49Ma'am.
00:04:49Now, I want you to go and finish painting those hobby horses.
00:04:53Television?
00:04:54Did you say we're on television?
00:04:57Oh, dear.
00:04:59Why didn't you tell me?
00:05:00Oh, my hair's a mess.
00:05:03Hello there.
00:05:04Oh, oh.
00:05:06Oh.
00:05:11Come along, Mr. Anderson, and I'll show you some of the new toys we're turning out.
00:05:22How's it going, Winky?
00:05:24Everything is A-OK, Santa.
00:05:26Good man.
00:05:27Winky is in charge of our space department.
00:05:30Ah.
00:05:31Oh, now here, here is the latest toy rocket.
00:05:35It runs on real rocket fuel.
00:05:38Really?
00:05:39Oh.
00:05:39I've been wondering, what is this strange little creature over here?
00:05:43Oh, uh, Winky made that.
00:05:45That's his idea of a Martian.
00:05:48A Martian?
00:05:49Wowie, wow.
00:05:50I'd hate to meet a creature like that on a dark night.
00:05:52Oh.
00:05:53I wonder if there really are people on Mars.
00:05:56Well, who knows?
00:05:57Well, if there are, I hope they have someone like you up there, Santa, to bring joy and
00:06:01good cheer to all the Martian children.
00:06:03Oh, Mr. Anderson.
00:06:05Oh, keep going, Winky.
00:06:08Christmas Eve is coming soon.
00:06:10Now, Mr. Anderson, I want to show you some more things.
00:06:14Yeah, you can...
00:06:14Droppo!
00:06:17Droppo, you lazy, good-for-nothing.
00:06:19Where are you?
00:06:24Droppo.
00:06:26Droppo.
00:06:27Droppo, wake up!
00:06:28Wake up!
00:06:36Stand up!
00:06:37Turn off that tickle ray!
00:06:39Stand up!
00:06:42Stand up!
00:06:46Stand up!
00:06:47Stand up!
00:06:50I'm sorry, Chief Keemar, sir.
00:06:52Droppo, you were the laziest man on Mars.
00:06:55Why are you sleeping during working hours?
00:06:57I wasn't sleeping, Chief.
00:07:00It's just that I haven't been able to sleep these last few nights.
00:07:03I forgot how, so I was just practicing.
00:07:09Well, I suggest you practice doing your work.
00:07:13Where's Lady Momar?
00:07:14Oh, she went to the food pill center to get some new food pills.
00:07:17The children haven't been eating well.
00:07:19No appetite at all.
00:07:21It's no wonder.
00:07:22They sit in front of the video set all day
00:07:24watching those ridiculous Earth programs.
00:07:26It confuses them.
00:07:28Where are they?
00:07:30Oh, and they're watching Earth programs.
00:07:42Say, Santa, what have we here?
00:07:44These are new dolls.
00:07:45Now, this little doll walks, talks, cries, and she even sings.
00:07:52Almost like a real, live little girl.
00:07:54That she is, sir.
00:07:56That she is.
00:07:57All she needs is tender, loving care.
00:08:00Well, Mark, what is it, doll?
00:08:03I don't know, Gilmar.
00:08:05What is tender, loving care?
00:08:07I don't know either.
00:08:09Bulmar, Gilmar.
00:08:11I told you not to watch those silly Earth programs.
00:08:15Now go to sleep.
00:08:17Must we go to sleep now, Father?
00:08:19I want to see Santa Claus some more.
00:08:21I want to see more toys.
00:08:23No, go to sleep.
00:08:47Hello, Droppo.
00:08:48I see you're keeping busy.
00:08:50I've been working very hard, Lady Mobar.
00:08:52I've been vacuuming the room.
00:08:54Good.
00:08:54Is the master here?
00:08:56Oh, he's in there.
00:08:57And Kimar's very angry, too.
00:08:59Kimar, I bought some new food pills.
00:09:01I hope the children will eat these.
00:09:03We have hamburger, buttered asparagus, mashed potatoes,
00:09:08and a special treat for them, chocolate layer cake pills.
00:09:13Momar, I'm worried about our children.
00:09:15So am I.
00:09:16They've hardly eaten a thing in three days.
00:09:18It goes deeper than that.
00:09:20They're behaving strangely.
00:09:22They appear to be troubled.
00:09:23They don't care to sleep.
00:09:24I had to use the sleep spray on them again.
00:09:27I mentioned this to my council chiefs today,
00:09:29and I learned it's the same with children all around the planet in every district.
00:09:35Something is happening to the children of Mars.
00:09:39Kimar, as leader of the Martians, you must do something about it.
00:09:44I know.
00:09:45But what?
00:09:46Why don't you go to the forest and see Cho-Chim, the ancient one?
00:09:50He'll know what to do.
00:09:51He's never failed you.
00:09:53You speak wisely.
00:09:54I will go.
00:09:57Attention, council chiefs, please report.
00:10:02Lomar's reporting.
00:10:04Rigna reporting.
00:10:05Hargo here.
00:10:07Voldar?
00:10:09Voldar, please report.
00:10:11Voldar reporting.
00:10:14Gentlemen of the council, we will meet immediately at Cho-Chim's chair in Thunder Forest.
00:10:19What's wrong now, Kimar?
00:10:21I don't know, Voldar, but I mean to find out.
00:10:48I don't know, Voldar, but I mean to find out.
00:10:56Where's Kimar?
00:10:58He should be here any moment.
00:10:59What's this all about?
00:11:01We'll find out when Kimar arrives.
00:11:03We are probably going to seek the advice of Cho-Chim.
00:11:07What does Kimar think we are?
00:11:08A kindergarten class?
00:11:10Can't we make our own decisions?
00:11:12Must we always come crawling to that dottering old man?
00:11:15Cho-Chim is 800 years old.
00:11:17You can't dismiss the wisdom of centuries.
00:11:20I can.
00:11:21Gentlemen.
00:11:24Thank you for coming.
00:11:31Cho-Chim.
00:11:34Cho-Chim, are you here?
00:11:38Ancient one of Mars, I call upon you.
00:11:42Cho-Chim, it is I, Kimar, and the council chiefs.
00:11:46We need you, Cho-Chim.
00:12:07You called me?
00:12:11Kimar?
00:12:13We need your advice, Cho-Chim.
00:12:16Something is wrong with our children.
00:12:19They eat not, they sleep not.
00:12:22Their only interest is watching meaningless Earth programs on the video.
00:12:28What time of year is it now?
00:12:32It is the middle of September.
00:12:33No, no, no, not here.
00:12:39I mean on Earth.
00:12:42Ah, yes.
00:12:45It is early December on Earth.
00:12:50Close to the time of the Christmas.
00:12:55That explains it.
00:12:57What is a Christmas?
00:13:00It is an occasion for great joy and peace on the planet Earth.
00:13:09And for children, it is also a time of anticipation as they await the arrival of Santa Claus and his
00:13:22gifts.
00:13:23Blah, what nonsense.
00:13:26What has this to do with our children, Ancient One?
00:13:29We have no children on Mars.
00:13:33They have children's bodies, but with adult minds.
00:13:39They do not have a childhood.
00:13:45I've seen this coming for centuries.
00:13:49They are born.
00:13:51Our electronic teaching machines are attached to their brains while they are in their cradles.
00:13:59Information is fed into their minds in a constant stream.
00:14:04And by the time they can walk, they are adults.
00:14:11They have never played.
00:14:14They have never learned to have fun.
00:14:18And now, now they are rebelling.
00:14:23What do you advise?
00:14:25The children must be allowed to be children again.
00:14:30They must learn to play.
00:14:33They must learn what it means to have fun.
00:14:38We need a Santa Claus on Mars.
00:15:05Santa Claus on Mars?
00:15:07Where will we get a Santa Claus?
00:15:09There is only one Santa Claus, and he is on Earth.
00:15:13Well, I guess that takes care of that.
00:15:16Didn't I tell you it was a foolish idea to seek advice from that old man?
00:15:20This is a serious matter, Voldar.
00:15:22And desperate problems require desperate deeds.
00:15:25Earth has had Santa Claus long enough.
00:15:27We will bring him to Mars.
00:15:29I am against it.
00:15:30Our children are fine the way they are.
00:15:32I don't want any Santa Claus bringing them toys and games.
00:15:35They'll start playing and laughing and running underfoot.
00:15:37They'll become a nuisance.
00:15:38I've made my decision.
00:15:40We leave for Earth tonight.
00:15:43Brignard, Wilmos, prepare spaceship number one.
00:15:49Brignard, Wilmos, prepare spaceship number one.
00:15:59Brignard, Wilmos, prepare spaceship number two.
00:16:30Approaching projected earth orbit, fire, port side rockets, number one and number
00:16:38two. Port side rockets, number one and number two, fire. Entering earth orbit. All right Bulldog,
00:16:50now to find Santa Claus. Turn on your magnoscope to third power. We're over a city of some kind.
00:17:04So that's what the earth people call a city eh? How primitive. Look at all those buildings above
00:17:11ground. Why we could destroy that city with one blast of our Q-ray. We've not come here to destroy
00:17:18anyone. Our only purpose is to bring Santa Claus back to Mars. Turn to fifth power. Let's see if
00:17:25we can locate Santa Claus. He wears a red suit trimmed with white fur and he has a long white
00:17:33beard.
00:17:34But there are millions of people down there. It's like looking for a speck of space dust in a
00:17:39comet's tail. Wait a minute. I see him. I see Santa Claus. I see him too. He's standing on the
00:17:49corner
00:17:50ringing a bell. No, he's not. He's standing near the entrance of a large building next to a large
00:17:55black kettle. He's standing on the corner. Wait a minute. I see another one. Well, there are hundreds
00:18:01of Santa Clauses down there. I'm going to bring them all back with us to Mars. Just one. And with
00:18:06so
00:18:06many, they won't miss one. Prepare for landing on next orbit. We interrupt our program with a special
00:18:12bulletin. An unidentified object has been spotted in orbit around the earth. The Soviet Union denies it has
00:18:18launched any new space satellites. Our radar stations are tracking the spaceship or whatever it is. The U.S.
00:18:24Air Force has alerted all defense commands and retaliatory units. Stay tuned for further bulletin.
00:19:09Sir, Earth radar beams are bouncing off our ship. Well, it certainly took them long enough. Hold on. Turn on
00:19:15the radar shield.
00:19:18Sir, Earth radar beams are bouncing off our ship. Well, it certainly took them long enough. Hold on. Turn on
00:19:18the radar shield.
00:19:18Misfunctioning of radar shield. Rigna, check the radar box.
00:19:24Radar shield functioning. What was wrong, Rigna?
00:19:28This is my case of Droppo.
00:19:30Oh, hi, Chief.
00:19:31What are you doing here, Droppo?
00:19:32Well, Chief, I went to the launching pad so I could say goodbye to you. And I remembered.
00:19:37I've never been to Earth, so I thought I wanted to say...
00:19:39I may leave you there in place of Santa Claus. Now get below. I'll deal with you later.
00:19:45Oh, Chief, oh, Chief. Oh, yes, yes, Chief. I'm sorry.
00:19:54Prepare to land. We'll set down in that field near the lake.
00:20:00Rocket silencer is set.
00:20:03Rotor rockets number one and two, fire.
00:20:08All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit.
00:20:14Here is another UFO bulletin.
00:20:16The Defense Department has just announced that the unidentified flying object has suddenly disappeared from our radar screen.
00:20:23They believe the object has either disintegrated in space or it may be a spaceship from some other planet which
00:20:28has the ability to nullify our radar beams.
00:20:32Oh, let's go.
00:20:37You want a fire?
00:20:41Come on.
00:20:42Oh, we got a fire?
00:20:48I got a fire.
00:20:52Oh, I won't want no fire, sir.
00:20:53Oh, I got a fire!
00:20:54Oh, oh, I got a fire!
00:20:56Oh, I got a fire!
00:20:57Oh, I got a fire!
00:21:00I got a fire...
00:21:00Oh, my God!
00:21:01Oh, my God.
00:21:44Fire retro rockets, number five and six.
00:21:47Retro rockets, five and six, fire.
00:22:03Lower landing legs.
00:22:20Landing legs lowered.
00:22:22Attention crew, this is Kimar.
00:22:24When we've landed, Rigna, Voldar, and I will leave the ship to investigate.
00:22:29Hargo, Lomas, and Droppo will stay on board on constant alert for immediate blast-off.
00:22:43The Defense Department believes that the objects spotted on our radar screens might have been
00:22:48nothing more than a meteor which burned up when it entered our atmosphere.
00:22:53Professor Werner von Green, our leading space expert, is still convinced it was a Martian
00:22:58spaceship.
00:22:59Stay tuned for further bulletins.
00:23:03Billy, what does a Martian look like?
00:23:06I don't know.
00:23:08Nobody's ever seen one.
00:23:10I don't believe there are any Martians.
00:23:13You don't, huh?
00:23:14What would you do if a Martian look right up behind you?
00:23:17I scream.
00:23:21Oh, it's nothing, ma'am.
00:23:23Betty, I'm trying to sleep.
00:23:24I see a Martian.
00:23:26Boy, you, you're a Magian.
00:23:29Come on, let's go home.
00:23:33Who, who are you?
00:23:34We're from Mars.
00:23:36Don't be afraid.
00:23:37We have children just like you on Mars.
00:23:40What are those funny things sticking out of your head?
00:23:43Those are our antenna.
00:23:45Are you a television set?
00:23:47Shh.
00:23:49Stupid question.
00:23:51Is this what you want to do to our children on Mars?
00:23:54Turn them into nincompoops like these?
00:23:56Hold your tongue, Boldar.
00:23:58What's your name, little boy?
00:24:00Billy.
00:24:01Billy Foster, sir.
00:24:03And this is my sister, Betty.
00:24:05Perhaps you can help us, Billy.
00:24:07We're looking for one of your Santa Clauses.
00:24:09There's only one Santa Claus.
00:24:11We've seen many of them in your cities.
00:24:14Oh, those are his helpers.
00:24:16There's only one real Santa Claus,
00:24:19and he's in his workshop up at the North Pole.
00:24:23That's what we came here to find out.
00:24:24Let's go.
00:24:25Come on, you two.
00:24:27Let me go.
00:24:28Where are you taking us?
00:24:29Leave them alone, Boldar.
00:24:30What?
00:24:31And leave them here to inform the authorities?
00:24:33He's right, Kimar.
00:24:34We better take them along with us to the North Pole.
00:24:38Very well.
00:24:39Come along.
00:24:46This morning, two children disappeared mysteriously
00:24:49from the vicinity of Welch Lake.
00:24:50The police have found no clues,
00:24:52and it seems as though Billy and Betty Foster
00:24:54have simply vanished into thin air.
00:24:56This appears to be a day when everything
00:24:58is vanishing into thin air.
00:25:00While local police are continuing their search
00:25:02for the missing children,
00:25:03the armed forces are continuing their search
00:25:04for the mysterious object from space.
00:25:24All right, Billy and Betty.
00:25:25Nobody's here.
00:25:26Come on in.
00:25:28Molly!
00:25:31Now, I'm not supposed to bring you here.
00:25:33The chief's going to be awful mad if he finds us.
00:25:36Boy, wait till the kids at home find it.
00:25:40I was in a real Martian spaceship.
00:25:43Now, don't touch anything.
00:25:46Now, here.
00:25:48That's the anti-gravity generator.
00:25:50And these are the retro rockets.
00:25:54Does this light off?
00:25:56Only when radar waves are bouncing off our ship.
00:25:59Then we put up this radar screen,
00:26:01then nobody can find us in space.
00:26:03Boy, that's pretty sharp.
00:26:05Yeah.
00:26:06What's this, Joppo?
00:26:08Oh, that's the elevator signal.
00:26:10That light starts flashing
00:26:11when somebody's coming up from the navigation deck.
00:26:17Oh, oh, oh.
00:26:21Somebody's coming up.
00:26:22You better get out of here.
00:26:24No, no, no, no.
00:26:25There's no time for that.
00:26:26Oh, oh, I'm in trouble.
00:26:28Oh, what's that?
00:26:29Oh, here, here, here.
00:26:30What?
00:26:31Oh, there.
00:26:31Oh, oh, oh.
00:26:33Oh, she's got it here.
00:26:35Oh, gosh.
00:26:46Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:26:49Thinking of saying you had a nap
00:26:50in the radar box, Dropo?
00:26:53No, sir.
00:26:54As a matter of fact,
00:26:55I was just looking in there
00:26:57to remind myself never to hide in there again.
00:27:00I bet.
00:27:01No, no, what?
00:27:04Approaching North Pole.
00:27:09I can see Santa Claus' workshop.
00:27:15I have to prepare for landing.
00:27:18Hargo, set the rocket silencers.
00:27:20Dropo?
00:27:21Yes, sir.
00:27:21You stay aboard and guard those children.
00:27:23They must not leave the ship now.
00:27:26Now or ever?
00:27:28What do you mean, Vodan?
00:27:30If we take them with us to Mars,
00:27:32Santa's disappearance will remain a mystery.
00:27:35No one on Earth will ever know
00:27:36that Santa Claus was kidnapped by Martians.
00:27:42Perhaps you're right.
00:27:44Dropo.
00:27:44Yes, sir.
00:27:45Get back to those children
00:27:46and don't let them out of your sight.
00:27:47Understand?
00:27:48Yes, sir.
00:27:48I understand.
00:27:49I'll keep an eye on you.
00:28:00We've landed.
00:28:02Secure the ship.
00:28:04Lomas, you remain on guard
00:28:06and have the ship ready
00:28:07for immediate blast-off.
00:28:09Rigna, Hargo, Voldar,
00:28:11you'll accompany me.
00:28:12Come.
00:28:12We'll activate Torg.
00:28:13Torg?
00:28:15To capture a roly-poly little man
00:28:17like Santa Claus?
00:28:18We don't need Torg.
00:28:20We won't take any chances.
00:28:22Come.
00:28:23Nothing can stop Torg.
00:28:43They're going to kidnap Santa Claus.
00:28:46And us, too.
00:28:47No matter if we can help it,
00:28:49we've got to get out of here
00:28:50the one Santa.
00:28:52What's the talk?
00:28:53I don't know.
00:28:54But I'm not afraid of it.
00:28:56It's not going to stop us.
00:28:58Come on.
00:28:59Wait, Betty.
00:29:06Why did you do that?
00:29:07If this ship ever leaves Earth,
00:29:09we'll have the whole U.S. Space Force
00:29:11after them.
00:29:12Come on.
00:29:13Wait a minute.
00:29:14Wait a minute.
00:29:22Come on, Betty.
00:29:43Come on, Betty.
00:29:45Come on.
00:30:02Come on, Betty.
00:30:04Come on.
00:30:04Come on.
00:30:11Come on.
00:30:37This action must take place swiftly.
00:30:39We can't afford to make any mistakes.
00:30:41Hargo, you cover the rear of the workshop.
00:30:44Rigna, Voldar, cover the front entrance.
00:30:47I'll direct Torgs.
00:30:49Voldar isn't here.
00:30:51Rigna, go up and tell Voldar...
00:30:55Voldar, this is another one of your delaying tactics.
00:30:58You've been opposing me at every turn.
00:31:00Now I'm warning you, change your attitude.
00:31:03You finished, Chief?
00:31:06Yes, I am, and you will be too if you're not careful.
00:31:08Oh, but I am careful, Chief.
00:31:12So careful that I looked in at the children before I left the ship.
00:31:15You stay away from those children.
00:31:16That'll be easy to do.
00:31:18They've escaped.
00:31:20Voldar, if this is your idea of a joke...
00:31:22Ask Droppo.
00:31:23They overheard our plans.
00:31:25At this very moment, they're on their way to Santa Claus to warn him.
00:31:28It's true, Kimar.
00:31:29Their footprints.
00:31:32We must stop them.
00:31:34Those children mustn't reach Santa Claus.
00:31:37Follow them.
00:31:37I'll put Torg on the trail.
00:31:42Torg, come out of the spaceship.
00:31:46Torg, come out of the spaceship.
00:31:58Billy, I can't run anymore.
00:32:01I'm cold, and I'm tired, and it's beginning to snow.
00:32:07Please, Betty, try.
00:32:09We've got to want Santa.
00:32:11We can't stop now.
00:32:13They might catch us.
00:32:14Where is Santa?
00:32:16I don't know.
00:32:17His workshop must be somewhere around here.
00:32:24Betty, look.
00:32:26It's Voldar.
00:32:28He's the mean one.
00:32:30The one who doesn't like us.
00:32:32Come on.
00:32:57The one who doesn't like us.
00:32:59The one who doesn't like us.
00:33:00The one who doesn't like us.
00:33:18He ran away, but boy, that was a narrow escape.
00:33:23Why did he run away?
00:33:25I don't know.
00:33:30Uh-oh.
00:33:51Get back!
00:34:12Don't move, Betty. I'll go take a look.
00:34:23It's all right now, Betty. Come on.
00:34:29I'm cold.
00:34:30I wish it wouldn't snow.
00:34:34That's the best thing that could happen.
00:34:36It'll cover our tracks and be harder for the marshals to find us.
00:34:41And it'll be harder for us to find Santa's workshop.
00:34:44I'm scared.
00:34:47We'll find it.
00:34:49Which way is north?
00:34:56I see it. I see it. Santa's workshop.
00:34:59Where?
00:35:01Right there.
00:35:02See the lights?
00:35:03Where?
00:35:04The lights are moving.
00:35:13They're coming to us.
00:35:16Betty, that's not Santa's house.
00:35:20What?
00:35:20What is it?
00:35:22I don't know.
00:35:23I don't know.
00:35:52Good work, Tom.
00:35:53Now destroy them.
00:35:55Crush them.
00:35:56Crush them, Tog.
00:35:57Do as I say.
00:35:59Hold on.
00:36:00I knew you'd try something like this.
00:36:02I set Torg's control so he will obey only me.
00:36:04Release them, Torg.
00:36:06You were very lucky.
00:36:08Now don't try to escape again.
00:36:10You may not be so lucky next time.
00:36:12Fargo, take them back to the ship.
00:36:14Lock them up and rejoin us.
00:36:16You won't get away with this, you, you Martian!
00:36:23The danger grows with every minute.
00:36:25Let's get Santa Claus and blast off.
00:36:28We'll surround the workshop and send Torg in to get Santa.
00:36:31Nobody is to be harmed unless they get in our way.
00:36:34Ah, no one is to be harmed.
00:36:37What has happened to the great warriors of our planet?
00:36:40Mars used to be the planet of war.
00:36:43Mark my words, Kemar.
00:36:45Your softness will destroy us.
00:36:49Santa Claus.
00:36:50Toys, games, laughing children.
00:36:52Well, we shall see.
00:36:54But for now, to your posts.
00:36:57Torg, follow me.
00:37:18Get him, Torg.
00:37:20Get him, Torg.
00:37:41You can't come in here.
00:37:42No one's allowed.
00:37:44Where?
00:37:45Where did you come from?
00:37:47You're the biggest Troy I've ever seen.
00:37:53And very well made, too.
00:37:58By the great dog Star, Santa's treating him like a toy.
00:38:03Get him, Torg.
00:38:04Grab him.
00:38:05He's become a toy.
00:38:08Rigna, we'll have to get Santa ourselves.
00:38:10Come on, Voldar.
00:38:17What have we here?
00:38:18More toys?
00:38:20Those are Martians.
00:38:21Santa Claus, you're coming with us.
00:38:23No.
00:38:24You can't take him now.
00:38:25It's too near Christmas.
00:38:26Quiet, you.
00:38:28But...
00:38:32We don't want to hurt you, Santa Claus.
00:38:35So come along quietly.
00:38:40Why?
00:38:43Why did you have to do that to my helper?
00:38:46It's harmless.
00:38:47It'll wear off in a short while.
00:38:50Oh.
00:38:52Why didn't you say so in the first place?
00:38:55Now you come with us.
00:38:56We need you on Mars.
00:39:05Are you sure this is harmless?
00:39:08Oh.
00:39:09I never saw such lazy people.
00:39:12Standing around like statues.
00:39:14There's work to be done.
00:39:16Let's get to it.
00:39:20Forget it, Kima.
00:39:22Rigna was right.
00:39:24He's nothing but a toy now.
00:39:26Best to leave him here.
00:39:29Believe me.
00:39:30I had nothing whatsoever to do about this.
00:39:34You know, my dear.
00:39:36I can't recall a time when you were so silent.
00:39:40For so long.
00:39:42Let's go, old man.
00:40:04And Mr. Santa Claus has positively identified the kidnappers as Martians.
00:40:08Never in the history of mankind have the nations of the world reacted with such unanimity and cooperation.
00:40:13Tonight, the lights will burn until dawn in the United Nations building as the leaders of the world map a
00:40:18course of action.
00:40:20And at Cape Kennedy, our correspondent interviewed Werner Von Green, the man in charge of America's Starshot program.
00:40:27Mr. Von Green, what is the space agency doing about this?
00:40:31Well, they have mobilized all the men and equipment in our Starshot project.
00:40:36And we have rushed our astronauts into an intensive program for the final phase of their training.
00:40:41Now our Starshot ship is supposed to undergo six months of test flights.
00:40:45But we are going to forget about the testing and go after those Martian monkeys.
00:40:51Isn't that risky?
00:40:52Of course it is risky.
00:40:54But every one of our astronauts is begging for the chance to go after the Martians.
00:40:59Who wouldn't give everything to bring Santa back to our children?
00:41:15Come on.
00:41:16Well, wekgver.
00:41:43Planet ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient
00:41:43ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient ambient downstream.
00:41:43The space seems sometimes different to give you the М snobs.
00:41:44Oh, everybody can hakk timelines
00:41:48Earth hasn't reacted yet.
00:41:51No radar beams being bounced off our ship.
00:41:54Looks like we've made a clean getaway.
00:42:01How's our captain?
00:42:02He's having the time of his life.
00:42:04He's such a funny little man.
00:42:06Why, I've only been with him for five minutes
00:42:07and he has me laughing just like an earthling.
00:42:11What's soft and round and you put it on a stick
00:42:14and you toast it in a fire and it's green?
00:42:17I don't know, what?
00:42:19A Martian mellow.
00:42:27That's what you're all becoming.
00:42:29Martian mellows.
00:42:31Soft.
00:42:33Weak.
00:42:34That old man is a menace.
00:42:37And it was a very foggy Christmas Eve.
00:42:40Well, I could barely make out this chimney in the fog.
00:42:44But I found it all right and I started to crawl in.
00:42:47Well, I tell you, it was the biggest chimney I'd ever been in.
00:42:52And then suddenly, suddenly I realized it wasn't a chimney at all.
00:42:58It was the smokestack of the Queen Elizabeth.
00:43:06Well, don't you think that was funny?
00:43:08Yes, Santa.
00:43:10Well, why don't you laugh?
00:43:13Gee, Santa, it's all our fault.
00:43:15We told him where to find you.
00:43:16Oh, boulder dash and a fiddle-dee-dee, Billy boy.
00:43:20Everybody knows where Santa lives.
00:43:24Besides, I've always wanted to visit Mars.
00:43:28Mommy and Daddy are going to be angry.
00:43:31You think that's something?
00:43:32I can just see Mrs. Claus now.
00:43:35Christmas coming and I'm not there.
00:43:37She'll have a fit.
00:43:41Oh, me, oh, my, oh, me.
00:43:45Come and get it.
00:43:46Dinner time.
00:43:48Here's Droppo.
00:43:49If I can't cheer you up, Droppo can.
00:43:52He always makes me laugh.
00:43:54Well, you'll have a wonderful dinner tonight.
00:43:57Oh, there's soup and beef stew and chocolate ice cream.
00:44:02No, thank you, Droppo.
00:44:04I'm not hungry.
00:44:05Come on, Billy.
00:44:07Oh.
00:44:09Well, is it all right if I have your chocolate ice cream?
00:44:12Sure.
00:44:13Oh, I just love chocolate ice cream.
00:44:16He, he, he.
00:44:22Gee, Mars must be a terrible place to live.
00:44:27Some chocolate ice cream.
00:44:29Pills for dinner.
00:44:32I suppose if a Martian has a headache,
00:44:35he doesn't take pills.
00:44:37He takes chocolate ice cream.
00:44:42Oh, dear, oh, dear.
00:44:45Kimo, look at this.
00:44:46That small blip is not an asteroid.
00:44:48It's a spaceship and it's on our tail.
00:44:50It's getting closer.
00:44:51Impossible, Rignar.
00:44:53They couldn't have spotted us.
00:44:54We have our radar shield on.
00:44:55I know that, sir, but they are gaming on us.
00:44:58Is it possible Earth has a secret device,
00:45:00that can penetrate our radar shield?
00:45:02They have a secret device.
00:45:03And his name is Billy Foster.
00:45:06I warned you that these Earthlings are dangerous.
00:45:08They'll destroy us if we allow them.
00:45:11Well, I won't allow them.
00:45:19I think we underestimate the resourcefulness of these Earth people.
00:45:24Very clever of a boy.
00:45:26Make the repairs, Rignar.
00:45:27I'll take evasive action.
00:45:37Well, and how is Santa and the little Earthling?
00:45:43My, it must be tiresome cooped up in this little room.
00:45:48Say, how would you like to see the rest of the ship?
00:45:52You're not fooling me.
00:45:53You don't like us.
00:45:55You're mean.
00:45:55Oh, come on, now.
00:45:58That's not true.
00:45:59Why, Santa makes everyone feel good.
00:46:02Even me.
00:46:03I don't trust you.
00:46:05Now, now, Billy boy.
00:46:07That's not the Christmas spirit.
00:46:09Why, of course, Bogar.
00:46:11We'd love to take the grand tour.
00:46:15All right, children.
00:46:33This room is called...
00:46:35Airlock.
00:46:36That's right.
00:46:37Sure.
00:46:38This is where you come when you're ready to go out in space.
00:46:41It's airtight.
00:46:42You put on your spacesuit and go out to that door.
00:46:45When you come back, the door closes and they pump air back into the room through there.
00:46:52When you're reaching the pressure of the rest of the ship, you can take your space to log.
00:46:56Smart, lad.
00:46:58Where's the control that opens the door, sir?
00:47:00Not here.
00:47:01That's in the control deck.
00:47:03You see, once you pull that switch, the warning bell sounds, and in 60 seconds, that door opens.
00:47:10That's to give us space and a chance to make a final checkup on their equipment.
00:47:14There's no air out in space.
00:47:17If that door were open now, it would pull all the air out of this room and us with it.
00:47:22You certainly know a great deal about space travel, son.
00:47:25He's going to be a spaceman when he blows up.
00:47:30Maybe sooner than that.
00:47:37Santa, that clock stopped.
00:47:4060 seconds.
00:47:41That must be the door timer.
00:47:47Santa, he locked us in.
00:47:48Oh, I don't think so.
00:47:50He probably just stepped out for a moment.
00:47:54It's locked.
00:47:55I don't trust Voldar.
00:47:57He's not like Kim or any others.
00:47:59I don't like him.
00:48:00I'm worried, Santa.
00:48:01Now, now, children.
00:48:03Let's not get excited.
00:48:18It's Voldar.
00:48:19He's going to open the space door.
00:48:22Help, Timon!
00:48:25Timon, help!
00:48:27Help!
00:48:44Hey, Santa, what are we going to do?
00:48:46Worst beds are open.
00:48:47We haven't got a chance.
00:48:54Where did you say this leads to, Billy?
00:48:56Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, zero.
00:49:08Who's in the airlock?
00:49:10No one.
00:49:11Now.
00:49:13What's going on, Voldar?
00:49:14Chief, Santa and the children are missing.
00:49:19Where are they?
00:49:22Drifting around in space.
00:49:25Along with the rest of the space jumpers.
00:49:49Before I'm through with you, Voldar, you wish you were floating around out there in space.
00:49:55Merry Christmas, everyone.
00:49:58Santa Claus, you're all right.
00:50:00I thought you were too...
00:50:01Well, when Voldar accidentally left us in the airlock and then came up here and accidentally threw the door switch,
00:50:09we knew we had to get out of there in a hurry or that would be the end of us.
00:50:13And accidentally, of course.
00:50:16So you're thrown after the air duct.
00:50:20But the air duct is just a little...
00:50:22And you're so big.
00:50:26Why, you're talking to Santa Claus, son.
00:50:31What the hell?
00:50:32Well, now, you wouldn't want me to tell my secret, would you?
00:50:39Oh, poor man.
00:50:42He's fainted just like someone who's seen a ghost.
00:50:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:50:53ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:51:04Begin landing operation.
00:51:05Firing retro rockets.
00:51:07One and two, fire.
00:51:11Lower landing legs.
00:51:17Rigna, after we've secured the ship and lowered the ladder,
00:51:21you and Hargo get Voldar out of the brig
00:51:23and take him to the council room.
00:51:25You'll stand trial immediately.
00:51:26All right, Chief.
00:51:29We've landed.
00:51:31Hatch open.
00:51:33Hatch open.
00:51:35Plotter down.
00:51:37Power off.
00:51:38Ship secure.
00:51:43Bell bells jingle all the way.
00:51:45Oh, what fun it is to ride.
00:51:48No one horse open sleigh.
00:51:51Merry Christmas, Voldar.
00:51:53All right, on your feet.
00:51:55Come on.
00:51:55Oh, baby.
00:51:58Droppo.
00:51:59I was handing these food pills through the bars,
00:52:02and he grabbed my hand.
00:52:03Shut up, Droppo.
00:52:04Kemar, come in quickly.
00:52:06Kemar?
00:52:07Yes, Rigna.
00:52:08Voldar has escaped.
00:52:10What?
00:52:11He's gone.
00:52:11That can only be trouble.
00:52:14Put a constant guard on Santa and the Earth children.
00:52:17Voldar will be back.
00:52:40Father, is Father here yet?
00:52:42No, Bomara.
00:52:43I'll call you the moment he arrives.
00:52:45Is Droppo coming back too?
00:52:46Yes, Germar.
00:52:48Now go back to your studies.
00:53:02Oh, Kemar.
00:53:07Are you alone?
00:53:08No.
00:53:12Well?
00:53:13Well?
00:53:14Earthlings.
00:53:14Billy and Betty.
00:53:18Welcome to our home.
00:53:23There's someone else, too.
00:53:25Come on.
00:53:26Come on in.
00:53:30Then, Ma.
00:53:31Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:53:32Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:53:33Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:53:33Lady, Momar, I'm not accustomed to entering people's homes
00:53:37through the door, but you have no chimney.
00:53:41Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:53:42Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:53:42Welcome, Santa Claus.
00:53:43We hope you'll make the children on Mars very happy.
00:53:46I'll try, dear lady.
00:53:48I'll try.
00:53:50Where are they?
00:53:52Where are they?
00:53:53Well, we'll start with my youngsters.
00:53:55How are they, Momar?
00:53:57The same. Quiet, remote, and very unhappy.
00:54:00They're inside studying.
00:54:02Well, let old Santa say hello to them.
00:54:05And I'm sure these children would like to meet them.
00:54:08I'll tell them you're here.
00:54:11Y over 5 pi r squared
00:54:14to determine the correct orbit from Mars to Jupiter
00:54:18traveling along vector A through the 17th quadrant
00:54:23at the power of 12 megatrons.
00:54:26Father! Father, we missed you!
00:54:30I missed you, too.
00:54:32Children, I brought some visitors from Earth.
00:54:38Will you come in, please, children?
00:54:43Billy and Betty, this is Bomar and Guillemar.
00:54:49Hi.
00:54:54There's nothing in it.
00:54:55What are you giving me?
00:54:57My hand, to shake.
00:55:06How old are you?
00:55:07Ten.
00:55:08I'm ten, too.
00:55:10And Guillemar's eight.
00:55:11So is my sister.
00:55:13We have another Earth person that wants to see you.
00:55:28To have jobs with her.
00:55:31No you, your mother.
00:55:34Some people scorched you in heaven.
00:55:35Yes, your mother leave you behind.
00:55:43And give her the answers.
00:55:43You must be.
00:55:43Oh, my now.
00:55:45Just 70ly.
00:55:52What's that?
00:55:57They're laughing.
00:55:59Beaumont and Gamontoon.
00:56:01They've never laughed before.
00:56:03Come.
00:56:19I can't believe it. That's the first time in months they've gone to sleep without the sleep spray.
00:56:24Santa, tomorrow we'll set up a workshop for you.
00:56:28It won't be exactly the same as the one you have on Earth, but I'm sure it'll serve your purpose.
00:56:33Good, good. Now, I'd like to get going and have the toy shop operating full blast so as I can
00:56:40return to Earth for Christmas.
00:56:42You know, Mrs. Claus is a very good-natured woman, but Santa Claus, you will never return to Earth.
00:56:53Now you belong to Mars.
00:56:57Ho, ho, ho.
00:57:03Me, Oda, hiding in a dirty cave like a speckled Mars worm.
00:57:09Well, Chima will get this. I'll find a way.
00:57:13That's easy. Let's get rid of some little fat friends in the red silk.
00:57:18Oh, that's suicide.
00:57:21Santa Claus is on the constant guard.
00:57:24We couldn't get within 20 feet of them without being disintegrated.
00:57:27But I have other plans.
00:57:33Someone's approaching the cave.
00:57:35Who?
00:57:36It's me, Jim.
00:57:37All right. Turn off the newly occurred.
00:57:43All right, Jim. Enter.
00:57:49What'd you find out?
00:57:50The toy shop is operating full blast. No one suspects me.
00:57:54So I sneaked down and took a good long look.
00:57:56It's nothing like the one on Earth. No one is sawing or hammering.
00:58:00Kim War has built a mechanized assembly line for the old man.
00:58:03Toys are rolling off right in a second.
00:58:05This planet will be fun of the toys.
00:58:09You know, they got one little toy.
00:58:13It's the cutest thing.
00:58:15It's just a coil spring.
00:58:18And it goes down steps all by itself.
00:58:21I was tempted to steal one.
00:58:23I'd like to fool around with the thing.
00:58:26Toys!
00:58:27The decay is setting in.
00:58:28It's even affecting you.
00:58:30Soon all of Martians will be blithering idiots.
00:58:32Oh, we've no time to lose.
00:58:34We must go into action.
00:58:35Now, we cannot eliminate Santa Claus, but we can discredit him.
00:58:39Make him a laughing stock throughout Mars.
00:58:42Come on. Now listen.
00:58:43Careful.
00:58:44The workshop closes at 10 o'clock.
00:58:47The guards will be at Kimar's house guarding Santa Claus.
00:58:49Now, this is what we'll do.
00:58:51See?
00:58:51You take the left throat.
00:58:58Hi, Billy.
00:58:59Everything okay?
00:59:00Gee, John, well, everything's great.
00:59:07Oh, Santa.
00:59:09Hundreds of thousands of letters from all over Mars.
00:59:12North.
00:59:13Heh, heh, heh, heh.
00:59:22Two dolls.
00:59:24Two dolls, yes, Patty.
00:59:32Three baseball bats.
00:59:34Three baseball bats.
00:59:43Look at me.
00:59:45Santa Claus, the great toy maker.
00:59:49Pressing buttons.
00:59:50That's automation for you.
00:59:53Technology.
00:59:54Sweet.
00:59:57Well, that's enough for today, folks.
01:00:03Let's close the shop!
01:00:06Hey, Santa.
01:00:07Boy, we sure did a lot today.
01:00:09Boy, a lot of toys made up for us today, Santa.
01:00:15Pretty nice, eh?
01:00:16Lady Mumar made it for me.
01:00:19Can I try it on Santa?
01:00:21Ha, ha, ha.
01:00:22Don't be silly, Droppo.
01:00:24This would never fit you.
01:00:26Why, you have to fatten up first.
01:00:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:00:35ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:00:37ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:00:38ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:00:39ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:00:39ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
01:00:59Well, I think I'll go in and put my finger to bed.
01:01:03Here, children, here's your milk.
01:01:04You can play for half an hour and then you'll have to go to bed.
01:01:07Daddy, may we watch the Earth program?
01:01:10Certainly, dear, but only for half an hour.
01:01:17Billy? Betty?
01:01:19Don't you want to watch the Earth program?
01:01:22Oh, no, sir.
01:01:23We're not interested in Earth programs.
01:01:26I'm going to sleep. Good night.
01:01:28Me too.
01:01:29Just a moment.
01:01:29Good night, Mr. Kimar. Good night, Lady Momar.
01:01:32Just a moment, children.
01:01:35Are you feeling well?
01:01:37Oh, we feel fine, sir.
01:01:39Good night.
01:01:40Good night.
01:01:41Has someone been mistreating you?
01:01:44Oh, no, sir.
01:01:45You and Lady Momar have just been swell to us.
01:01:48Good night.
01:01:53What could it be, Momar?
01:01:55They're behaving the way our children used to behave.
01:01:58Can't you tell, Kimar?
01:02:00They're homesick.
01:02:02They miss their parents, their friends.
01:02:05Kimar, you've got to send those children back.
01:02:12Impossible.
01:02:17Santa says I've got to fatten up.
01:02:25Molten milk.
01:02:30Chocolate cake.
01:02:36Banana split.
01:02:37Mmm.
01:02:42With whipped cream.
01:02:54That takes too long.
01:03:27Oh.
01:03:29Now in Santa Claus.
01:03:32Ho, ho, ho.
01:03:35Ho, ho, ho.
01:03:36Ho, ho, ho.
01:03:37Merry Christmas everyone! Ho, ho, ho!
01:03:42My finger isn't tired.
01:03:44I think I'll go down to the workshop and make some more toys. Ho, ho, ho!
01:03:49Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells,
01:03:52jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells.
01:04:11There it is.
01:04:14Shh!
01:04:16Oh!
01:04:17Oh!
01:04:20Oh!
01:04:21Shh! Come on.
01:04:29Shim, hold the light.
01:04:32Hold the light.
01:04:34Hold the light.
01:04:38Oh, this is gonna shake them up.
01:04:41These toys will never be the same again.
01:04:46Shh!
01:04:48Shh!
01:04:50Someone's coming. Quick, down!
01:04:52Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells.
01:04:56Oh, what a break.
01:04:58It's seven o'clock.
01:04:59Oh, what a break.
01:05:02It's seven o'clock.
01:05:04Oh, what a break.
01:05:04It's seven o'clock.
01:05:04He's alone. No guards.
01:05:08Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
01:05:12Oh, what fun it is.
01:05:14Oh, oh, oh!
01:05:16Oh!
01:05:25Now stay put, my fat little friend.
01:05:28Hey, Sid! How do you like this toy?
01:05:31Ho, ho, ho, ho!
01:05:33My friend asked you a question.
01:05:35Answer them!
01:05:36Ho, ho, ho!
01:05:37Quiet, ship.
01:05:39Put on a nuclear curtain.
01:05:45Tomorrow marks the end of Operation Santa Claus.
01:05:49Mars.
01:05:49And Mars returns to normal.
01:05:57Droppo!
01:05:58Droppo, you rascal.
01:06:00Where are you?
01:06:02Droppo!
01:06:03Oh!
01:06:06Children, breakfast is ready.
01:06:11Good morning, dear.
01:06:12Kimar, I can't find Droppo.
01:06:14His bed hasn't been slept in.
01:06:16What's he up to now?
01:06:18Good morning!
01:06:19Good morning, Lady Momar.
01:06:22Oh, oh, my extra suit.
01:06:24The one you made for me is missing.
01:06:26I'm sure I brought it home from the toy shop last night.
01:06:29That's two things that are missing.
01:06:30Your suit and Droppo.
01:06:32Oh, oh, oh!
01:06:35That explains it.
01:06:36When you find my missing suit,
01:06:38you'll find Droppo inside it.
01:06:41He's out someplace playing Santa Claus.
01:06:43I'll take care of him.
01:06:45Oh, no, no.
01:06:46Now, now let him have his fun.
01:06:48He's probably at the toy shop making toys.
01:06:51He loves it.
01:06:53Children, would you please hurry?
01:06:55Breakfast is ready.
01:06:56Yes, yes.
01:06:57If you don't hurry, your breakfast will get cold.
01:07:08Droppo, where are you here?
01:07:09He's hiding, Santa.
01:07:12Oh, plain hide-and-seek, eh?
01:07:14All right, Droppo.
01:07:17Here we come, ready or not.
01:07:25He's not here, Santa.
01:07:27That's funny.
01:07:28Oh, well, he'll turn off.
01:07:30Let's get started.
01:07:31He, he, he.
01:07:35Hey.
01:07:36Hey, all right.
01:07:37Better?
01:07:38Okay.
01:07:40Let's go.
01:07:41One teddy bear and one doll.
01:07:44One teddy bear and one doll.
01:07:49One teddy bear and one doll.
01:07:51Sienna, stop the machine.
01:07:53Look.
01:07:54The doll has a teddy bear's head
01:07:56and the teddy bear has a doll's head.
01:07:59I can't understand it.
01:08:01Well, let's try it again.
01:08:03What's next, Betty?
01:08:05One baseball bat.
01:08:10A baseball tennis.
01:08:12Why, this'll never do.
01:08:15The machine isn't working right.
01:08:17Oh, dear.
01:08:18What else, Betty?
01:08:19A toy train.
01:08:21A toy train.
01:08:22Well, all right, yeah.
01:08:28Look at that.
01:08:29Why?
01:08:31Why, this doesn't make sense.
01:08:36Well, this never happened when we made toys by hand.
01:08:42Something very strange is happening here.
01:08:48Bomar, I think you'd better call your father.
01:08:55Father?
01:08:57Father, this is Bomar.
01:08:58Yes, Bomar?
01:08:59Father, we're in the toy shop.
01:09:02Dropo isn't here.
01:09:03And there's something wrong with the toy machine, too.
01:09:06I'll be right over.
01:09:09Time to go.
01:09:11Sim, wake up!
01:09:14I still think you're making a mistake.
01:09:17It's too dangerous walking right into the enemy camp.
01:09:19Team R or his men wouldn't dare lay a finger on us.
01:09:22Not while we're keeping Santa Claus a hostage.
01:09:25Now, if we're not back in three hours, you know what to do.
01:09:28All right, Sim.
01:09:30Open the nuclear curtain.
01:09:31Here you are.
01:09:47Just a word of warning.
01:09:49If you got any big ideas, forget it.
01:09:52If you walk through that nuclear curtain, you'll be disintegrated like that.
01:10:05sabotage somebody switched all the wiring
01:10:10drop was gone your suit is missing and now this machine's been sabotaged put them all
01:10:17together it spells Voldar he was here and he thought drop always me he's got dropper
01:10:24and I'm going to find him oh droppo surprised to see us you're under arrest
01:10:36Voldar stop playing with toys put it away Chima we have a weapon that's much more potent than that
01:10:47as you may know we are holding Santa Claus a hostage one false move and your little ho ho ho
01:10:53man will be destroyed all right what do you want though that these are our terms first destroy
01:11:02the toy machine second we will release Santa Claus if you promise to send him and the earthlings back
01:11:08to that planet third no more joy through toys nonsense on Mars well well you win
01:11:22are you sure you have Santa Claus you know we have him you mean you had him
01:11:34how did he get out of the cave
01:11:36shut him the idiot
01:11:38and how did he get here so fast
01:11:40that Santa Claus has powers that you don't know about all right arms up Rigna Hargo Lomas report
01:11:46this is Rigna Kimon Hargo and Lomas are with me
01:11:49good I've got Voldar and Stovo I'll keep them here in the storeroom at the toy shop
01:11:55Rigna you come here and take them off my hands I want Hargo and Lomas to look for a man
01:11:59named Shim
01:12:00tell them to search the caves along the transverse canal right Kimon all right you two in there
01:12:15all right you might as well relax you're going to be here for a while sit down
01:12:50and where are you going oh can't you say anything else but oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
01:12:58oh oh oh oh if
01:12:59you're thinking of leaving Santa let me remind you once you hit that nuclear curtain there won't even
01:13:06There's going to be a whisker left.
01:13:07Hop, hop, hop!
01:13:09Hey, Santa, be careful!
01:13:21What are you going to do with us?
01:13:22You're going to stand trial before the council.
01:13:25I don't think you'll be causing any more trouble.
01:13:42Oh-ho, we meet again, eh?
01:13:45I don't know how you escape Shem,
01:13:47but you won't escape me.
01:13:49You're through!
01:13:51Goldar, why don't you, uh, relax?
01:13:55You're going to relax permanently.
01:13:58There's a lot of competition.
01:14:00No, no, no, no!
01:14:24I'll deal with it.
01:14:26There you are.
01:15:16You!
01:15:17You're not here.
01:15:19Hey, you're in there.
01:15:20Oh, yeah, you're right.
01:15:22I'm not here.
01:15:23I'm in there.
01:15:25Wait a minute.
01:15:26I'm gonna see who both are smiling in there.
01:15:33What happened?
01:15:35I don't know what's going on in there,
01:15:37but I'm gonna take care of you myself.
01:15:40Now, now, just a minute.
01:15:41I'd like to talk to you.
01:15:43Oh, boy, jeez.
01:15:44I'm glad to see you.
01:15:46All right, inside, Stobo.
01:15:52All right, kids, you can stop now.
01:15:57I said ceasefire.
01:16:08All right, Rigna, take them away.
01:16:09They've had a rough day.
01:16:18Ho, ho, ho, everybody!
01:16:22Merry Christmas!
01:16:26You don't need me here, Kimar.
01:16:29You've got a wonderful Santa Claus of your own.
01:16:33Ho, ho, ho!
01:16:39Goodbye, Billy.
01:16:41Goodbye.
01:16:42Goodbye, Betty dear.
01:16:45You take care of yourself.
01:16:48Bye.
01:16:49I've got something for you, Billy.
01:16:51Gee, thanks.
01:16:53Goodbye.
01:16:54Bye.
01:16:55Gee, we had fun.
01:16:57We're going to miss you.
01:16:58Do you think we'll ever meet again?
01:17:00I'm sure you will, children.
01:17:03Thank you, Santa, for bringing happiness
01:17:05to the children of Mars.
01:17:06And the Christmas spirit to all of us.
01:17:08Son, from the bottom of my heart,
01:17:12I wish you and yours the very best of everything.
01:17:19Ho, ho, ho!
01:17:20Merry Christmas, everybody!
01:17:23Drop full clauses here!
01:17:25Ho, ho, ho!
01:17:27Merry Christmas!
01:17:29Oh, you've got to wait.
01:17:32Oh, yes!
01:17:33No pillows!
01:17:34Look!
01:17:34Look, kids!
01:17:35No pillows!
01:17:43Now, if we hurry,
01:17:45we can get back in time for Christmas Eve.
01:17:49Yay!
01:17:51Shall we get going?
01:17:54Yay!
01:17:56Goodbye, dear friends.
01:17:59Away!
01:18:03Hi, of course,
01:18:03Merry Christmas,
01:18:07everyone!
01:18:09Away!
01:18:10Hi, Santa Claus!
01:18:11Hi, Santa Claus!
01:18:16Hooray for Sandy's clock!
01:18:19Yay, yay for Sandy's clock!
01:18:22He's fat and round but jumpin' dimming!
01:18:25He can climb down any dimming!
01:18:29When we hear sleigh bells ring,
01:18:31A heart so female licks
01:18:35Cause there'll be presents under the tree
01:18:38Hooray for Sandy Claus
01:18:40Now all year long at the North Pole
01:18:44He's busy making calls
01:18:47But he knows just what you're doing
01:18:50So you better be good girl the boys
01:18:54Hang up that missile song
01:18:57Soon you'll hear ho ho ho
01:19:00On Christmas Day you'll wake up and you'll say
01:19:04Hooray for Sandy Claus
01:19:20Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hooray
01:19:27Hang up that missile song
01:19:30Soon you'll hear ho ho ho
01:19:33On Christmas Day you'll wake up and you'll say
01:19:36Hooray for Sandy Claus
01:19:40S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S
01:19:53Hooray for Sandy Claus
01:19:59Hooray for Sandy Claus
01:20:05Hooray for Sandy Claus