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Featuring the characters from the "Tiny Toon Adventures" animated series, the plot follows their summer break.
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00:00:47We're waiting for the clock to strike three
00:00:51When it's three o'clock, we'll be free
00:00:54Then it's adios, Luniversity
00:00:57Summertime is coming, finally
00:01:04Say goodbye to teachers and books
00:01:07See you in September, you snooks
00:01:11All summer long, we'll be free
00:01:14Come on, snoopin' clock, please strike three
00:01:21In the summer, I will get a golden
00:01:27I will goof off every second that I can
00:01:34During summer break, I'll see the sights
00:01:37I will get a kitty and squeeze him tight
00:01:41I shall find the skunk hunk of my dreams
00:01:44Wanna hug that kitty till he screams
00:01:47Summer is the time to hang with your best friends
00:01:54Our one wish is that the summer never ends
00:02:01We have all been waiting patiently
00:02:04Waiting for the clock to set us free
00:02:07We can beg for summer on bended knee
00:02:11Come on, stupid clock, please strike three
00:02:14Strike one, strike two, strike three
00:02:28We almost went loony
00:02:31From counting days till Junie
00:02:33Now this afternoon-y
00:02:35Summertime is near
00:02:37A three-month vacation
00:02:39For kids across the nation
00:02:41Whatever your location
00:02:43It's the best time of the year
00:02:45Visit up the acres
00:02:47For a cool time in the sun
00:02:49Beat the heat
00:02:50Eats or treats
00:02:51Lunch for everyone
00:02:52We're tiny
00:02:54We're toony
00:02:55We're all a little loony
00:02:57It's Tiny Toon Adventures
00:02:59With some summer fun
00:03:02Now the video's begun
00:03:11Ah, vacation
00:03:12Three months of glorious, non-constructive downtime
00:03:15Now if you ask real nice, Hammy
00:03:17I'll consider letting you hang out with me
00:03:19Gee, that's nice of you, Plucky
00:03:21But now what'll we do first?
00:03:23The beach?
00:03:29Camping?
00:03:35Or shall we simply veg the whole 12 weeks away
00:03:38In front of the boob tube?
00:03:41We're tiny
00:03:42We're toony
00:03:43We're all a little
00:03:44But Plucky, I'm going out of town this summer
00:03:48Huh?
00:03:49My folks are taking me to Happy World Land
00:03:51Happy World Land?
00:03:53Not the happiest place in the hemisphere
00:03:55Go on all the rides
00:03:56Till you barf fun for kids of all ages
00:03:58Happy World Land
00:03:59Uh, yeah
00:04:01Gasp and a rule
00:04:03That's every duckling's dream
00:04:06Oh, Hampton
00:04:07Hurry up, son
00:04:09We're all raring to go
00:04:12Okay, Dad
00:04:13No
00:04:17I'll send you a postcard
00:04:31It's a log
00:04:33Have a nice summer
00:04:34Happy World Land
00:04:36Ha, ha, you can't go
00:04:38Ha, ha, you can't go
00:04:41Ha, ha, you can't go
00:04:43Ha, ha, you can't go
00:04:46Anyone have to use the powder room?
00:04:49No, dear
00:04:50All right, then
00:05:00Bye, Plucky
00:05:06There he goes
00:05:07My best pal off on the dream vacation of a lifetime
00:05:10While I sit here and rot
00:05:12Alone
00:05:15Oops, dropped the toilet paper
00:05:19We'll see who gets left behind
00:05:29Puck goes the weasel
00:05:31Are you buckled in all nice and tight, Hammy Hon?
00:05:36And Uncle Stinky is ready to roll, too
00:05:48Puck goes the weasel
00:05:50Oh, look, honey
00:05:51Old Bessie's about to hit 100,000 miles
00:05:54We have to record this for posterity
00:06:04He, he, he, he
00:06:29Hooray!
00:06:30Hooray!
00:06:31Hooray!
00:06:32Huh, ha, ha, ha
00:06:34Forgot to take off the lens cap
00:06:35Aw
00:06:36Well, we'll back up and do it again
00:06:43Oh
00:06:52Yes
00:06:59Hooray!
00:07:04I think the left front tire is a little low.
00:07:15Aha!
00:07:29Why, Plucky, did you want to come on our trip, too?
00:07:33No, no, no, ma'am.
00:07:35I'll just spend my summer here, alone...
00:07:38and forgotten.
00:07:41Gee, Dad, can't we take Plucky with us?
00:07:44Oh, please, please, please.
00:07:46Ha, ha, ha. Why, sure.
00:07:49You can sit next to Hampton and Uncle Stinky.
00:07:52Yay! Welcome aboard, Plucky.
00:07:55Hiya, Hammy.
00:07:59Ha, ha, ha.
00:08:03Put her there, Uncle.
00:08:06Ha, ha, ha.
00:08:13Ha, ha, ha.
00:08:15Ha, ha, ha.
00:08:21All righty, reeny-roo.
00:08:24Next stop, Happy World Land.
00:08:26Yay!
00:08:33Oh, the sun shines bright on Babsy Bonnie's hide.
00:08:38It's time to apply zinc oxide.
00:08:41Here's the world-famous Babs Bonnie starting her vacation.
00:08:46She has her fabulous beach chair,
00:08:49her state-of-the-art sound system,
00:08:52and her fabulous view of the French Riviera.
00:08:56Ah.
00:08:58How does she do it?
00:09:00It's a tune thing.
00:09:19Ah.
00:09:20Roasting in the sun.
00:09:22What a catastrophe it would be if it all suddenly came to an end.
00:09:36It's time to escape from the autosers.
00:09:46They're perfect for the sun.
00:09:47I am a fervent.
00:09:48I am a fervent.
00:09:50Oh wow.
00:09:54Fervent!
00:09:55It's time to escape from the ocean.
00:10:12Buster Bunny, don't you dare squirt Babs with that water pistol inside the burl.
00:10:19That kind of thing is for outside play.
00:10:37Ah-ha!
00:10:42Buster Bunny, come on!
00:10:54Over here, Barbara and Bunny.
00:10:56Don't call me that!
00:11:08Do your ears look better dry?
00:11:11Or wet?
00:11:20One more time.
00:11:22Chicken breed and chicken breed.
00:11:36You're not going to learn anything floating at the bottom of the pool.
00:11:40Anyway, coming through. Pardon me.
00:11:41Oh, great! Just what I need!
00:11:44Hey, Miss Bunny Headhead!
00:11:46That's my baby kitty booly wooly!
00:11:49I want it!
00:11:51You want it?
00:11:52I do, I do, I do, I do!
00:11:55It's all yours, sister!
00:11:59Come back!
00:12:00We've got skydiving lessons at four!
00:12:05I'll get even with Buster if it's the last thing I do!
00:12:09No!
00:12:20Water! Water! Water!
00:12:28Perhaps I've gone too far.
00:12:33But Buster will get drenched for sure.
00:12:36I wouldn't say that.
00:12:46And now for the coupe de Gracie.
00:12:58And now for the game, I've got a war.
00:12:58There's a few more things in the game.
00:13:04Let's go!
00:13:05That was a fun game!
00:13:06I'm sorry!
00:13:11Game, you missed a game!
00:13:12The game, you missed a game!
00:13:13And now for the game here!
00:13:14The game...
00:13:18The game, you missed the game!
00:13:29Now, where did he get to?
00:13:36I knew this water thing to Babsy throughout the entire video.
00:13:56Uncle?
00:13:57Uncle.
00:14:00Something's on my foot.
00:14:02It's the Creeping Unknown!
00:14:05It's not on this earth!
00:14:06Buster, you've got to save my foot.
00:14:08It's my lucky rabbit's foot!
00:14:12It's Byron.
00:14:14Who knew?
00:14:18So how do we stop this thing?
00:14:20We don't.
00:14:21So long, Acme Acres!
00:14:24Hello, Adventure!
00:14:32Mind a distress signal!
00:14:34Buster and Babs are, like, in peril!
00:14:36I'd rescue them if I didn't have this summer job.
00:14:39Hey, Shirley!
00:14:41How's about going to the dadgum movies with me?
00:14:43Like, go bull for dollars.
00:14:59All my life, I have had but one dream.
00:15:01To meet Jeanne Pugh, the skunk movie style of my dreams.
00:15:06Hmm.
00:15:07Let me get a clear look at your aura.
00:15:09I'm getting something.
00:15:11Johnny Pugh is heading toward the Acme Resort Hotel!
00:15:16Merci!
00:15:17Merci!
00:15:17Merci!
00:15:18I am coming for you!
00:15:23Come on, Shio!
00:15:24Let's take in a dadgum flick!
00:15:26Not now!
00:15:36Why are the bummer vibes, Dizzy?
00:15:38In summer, Dizzy shed!
00:15:41If Dizzy spin, Dizzy be naked!
00:15:43You need to get in touch with your feelings, Dizz!
00:15:46Don't deny your inner self.
00:15:48Spin for the sheer joy of spinning!
00:15:50And no!
00:16:01Brr!
00:16:03Brrr –
00:16:18Brrr!
00:16:20Way in.
00:16:21Way in.
00:16:25You just gotta go to the bad gum movies with me, shall you?
00:16:28Please?
00:16:29Oh, alright.
00:16:30See?
00:16:31The girls just can't bad gum resist me.
00:16:5167 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage in one of these bottles should happen to fall 66 bottles of non-alcoholic
00:16:57beverage on the wall 66 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall 66 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on
00:17:02the wall 66 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall 66 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall
00:17:0266 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall 66 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall 66 bottles
00:17:03of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall 66 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall 66 bottles of non
00:17:04-alcoholic beverage on the wall 66 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall 66 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage
00:17:04on the wall 66 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall 66 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the
00:17:06wall 66 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall 66 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall 66
00:17:12bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall 66
00:17:20A.C., huh?
00:17:21Air conditioning wastes gas.
00:17:23I'll just crack a window.
00:17:24Don't you dare, Wade.
00:17:26People would think we can't afford air conditioning.
00:17:34Pop goes the weasel.
00:17:37Say, Dad, you know anything else?
00:17:39Like, I don't know, old McDonald?
00:17:43Pop goes the weasel.
00:17:49Well, at least a refreshing summer shower has sprung up.
00:18:05I stand corrected.
00:18:09Are we anywhere remotely near Happy World Land yet?
00:18:12No, but if you're bored, we could always play...
00:18:15Spot the car, spot the car!
00:18:18Spot the car.
00:18:19Woo-hoo!
00:18:21Oh, you mean like spot the red cars or the cars with out-of-state plates?
00:18:26No, any car.
00:18:29Here they come.
00:18:31There's a car, there's a car, there's a car, there's a car, there's a car, there's a car.
00:18:39Fun game.
00:18:40Look, look, here comes some more.
00:18:42There's a car, there's a car, there's a car, there's a...
00:18:47What?
00:18:48Truck.
00:18:54Shoot me.
00:18:56Oh, a tunnel.
00:18:58Everybody hold your breath in the tunnel and make a wish.
00:19:01How childish.
00:19:02If you hold your breath the whole time, your wish will come true.
00:19:08I wish I was in Happy World Land.
00:19:10I wish I was in Happy World Land.
00:19:26I wish I was in Happy World Land.
00:19:30I wish I was in Happy World Land.
00:19:32Go home!
00:19:36Green Ollie!
00:19:40Georgie!
00:19:42Go home!
00:19:54Blue samsha!
00:20:00Oh, I love that game.
00:20:05Gee, Plucky, I guess you didn't get your wish.
00:20:08Yeah.
00:20:09Hey, neither did you guys.
00:20:11Sure we did.
00:20:12We made the same wish we always do.
00:20:15To be a happy and loving family forever and ever.
00:20:20Oh, rapture.
00:20:21Oh, pure joy.
00:20:22Oh, for the love of Norman Rockwell and the Letterman.
00:20:27Hey, the game's over, Uncle Stink.
00:20:32King.
00:20:53Speak to me, Plucky.
00:20:56Howdy, Em, is that you?
00:21:14You know, Buster.
00:21:15I think we've gone far enough down this river.
00:21:18Ah, relax.
00:21:20Enjoy.
00:21:21The gentle lapping of the water.
00:21:23The careful croaking of the frogs.
00:21:25The quiet whispering of the wind through your ears.
00:21:29The scary possum kid plucking the banjo.
00:21:34Don't worry, Babs.
00:21:35Oh, she's just trying to communicate.
00:21:37After all, music is the universal language.
00:21:41Hmm.
00:21:43His music does have a certain rustic je ne sais quoi, romantic charm.
00:21:48If you know what I mean.
00:21:56Why, Buster Bunny, are you falling for me?
00:22:00You might say that.
00:22:03I gotcha.
00:22:04I gotcha.
00:22:05But who's that you?
00:22:09I do, kids.
00:22:14Hey, pal, this is our story.
00:22:17Yeah, get your own video.
00:22:19It's your call.
00:22:29Beneath the ocean.
00:22:31Beneath the ocean.
00:22:33We may pick a motion beneath the ocean.
00:22:38Wrong cartoon.
00:23:03Babs?
00:23:08You OK, Babsy?
00:23:28Hey, Babs, come on, wake up.
00:23:33You splash me one more time, blue ears, and I'll...
00:23:37Shh, shh.
00:23:38What's that?
00:23:49OK, we're obviously outnumbered.
00:23:51We'll just quietly retreat.
00:23:54Ah!
00:24:01Look, it's our pal from the bridge.
00:24:05These must be his kinfolk.
00:24:08Howdy, Buster and Babs Bunny here, no relation.
00:24:12Aren't they the happy little chatterboxes?
00:24:23Good evening, ladies.
00:24:27Look, they want us to stay for dinner.
00:24:30For dinner or as dinner?
00:24:35Relax, Babs.
00:24:36Don't be so judgmental.
00:24:42These are good salt-of-the-earth folk.
00:24:45These are good salt-of-the-earth folk.
00:24:45That's what scares me.
00:24:46We can still relate to each other.
00:25:05hawk, we'll be here.
00:25:13Are we going for the price?
00:25:13Do you let bias the fish be ready for dinner?
00:25:15Let's go, the-
00:25:15Go before we regen the grass.
00:25:16Oh boy, they're hot, they're so delicious!
00:25:17At least they leave now alone.
00:25:17What?
00:25:18This is showing of your children's family.
00:25:18Oh, my God.
00:25:48Wow, wow, wow, wow.
00:26:18Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,
00:26:32wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,
00:26:32wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,
00:26:36wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,
00:26:39wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,
00:26:39wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
00:26:48You are really cooking!
00:26:51You are really so...alert.
00:27:12Come back, kitty! You'll get a sunburn!
00:27:18Mm-hmm.
00:27:22Lesai! The Agni Resort Hotel!
00:27:26Johnny Pugh is in there.
00:27:28Somewhere!
00:27:32Ooh-la-la! My chéri!
00:27:37Yes? How may I help you?
00:27:39I am here to get Johnny Pugh's autograph.
00:27:41He is my favorite movie-style skunk hunk!
00:27:51Ooh, this may be a bit more difficult than I imagined.
00:28:00Oh, hello, Mr. Leno. Would you like me to check your...chin?
00:28:04Where is my client? I must see my client.
00:28:07Can I help you, madam?
00:28:09I am Michelle Lovitz, Johnny Pugh's agent, and I need to see my client right away.
00:28:16Really? How very interesting!
00:28:19Ah, right this way.
00:28:26Now then, you both claim to be Michelle Lovitz.
00:28:30Will the real Michelle Lovitz please stand up?
00:28:43It isn't over to the Fat Lady Sings!
00:28:47Or the land of the free!
00:28:51And the home of the brave!
00:29:03The brave!
00:29:04Laboo! Laboo! Laboo!
00:29:07I will never get his autograph!
00:29:12Who's the delivery for?
00:29:14Yeah, some Hollywood hotshot in the hotel.
00:29:21Where to?
00:29:22Up on eleven.
00:29:38Through Brook
00:29:40He blest exists!
00:29:50Grub is here.
00:29:55When I ordered room service, I was hoping they'd send up another room.
00:30:02Opua, what kind of twee are you?
00:30:05Well, girlfriend, I'm a whipping willow.
00:30:15So what's with the hair?
00:30:17Hey, let's get busy!
00:30:22Oh, my, we're having some fun now.
00:30:35Le sorb, le really big sorb.
00:30:41Blow your nose.
00:30:44Merci.
00:30:59Oh, could I have your autograph?
00:31:02Uh, I don't have a pen.
00:31:06I don't have a pen.
00:31:08Oh, please, look at me.
00:31:16Stop.
00:31:17Hey, relax, babe.
00:31:19We'll find one.
00:31:20Come on.
00:31:21I would die for you.
00:31:24I know, but that won't be necessary.
00:31:25You can just carry my stuff.
00:31:31Oh, somebody pinch me.
00:31:35Wait for me, Zunny.
00:31:47Hey, how about some grub?
00:31:49Ooh, good idea.
00:31:51Mmm, yum.
00:31:53Mayo and cream cheese on white with a crust cut off.
00:31:56My favorite.
00:32:02They bring their own food to the drive-in.
00:32:05I don't believe this family.
00:32:09That's five waters to go.
00:32:11Are you sure you don't want anything else?
00:32:13Why, yes.
00:32:14I'd like a jumbo cheeseburger, chili fries, a cherry pie.
00:32:18Oop.
00:32:18Thanks, miss.
00:32:19We're fine.
00:32:21We're fine.
00:32:22Uh.
00:32:23Oh.
00:32:28Well, if I can't stuff my face, I'll feed my intellect.
00:32:34Comic books.
00:32:37Look, Annie, here's the cream of my collection.
00:32:41A pristine mint-conditioned first printing of immature radioactive samurai slugs.
00:32:46Number one.
00:32:47Oh, now, Plucky, we don't allow Hampton to read comic books on family trips.
00:32:53Sheesh.
00:32:53Typical parents, convinced comics will sap a kid's cerebellum.
00:32:58It's not that.
00:32:59Reading in the car always makes me...
00:33:02...car sick.
00:33:12What?
00:33:13Oh, my God!
00:33:17Oh!
00:33:19Oh!
00:33:20Oh, my God!
00:33:30Oh, my God!
00:33:32Oh, my God!
00:33:37No, Hampton, not on the comic!
00:33:40Ow!
00:33:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:34:03Veal parmigiana, green fettuccine, ravioli, clams with linguine, hot pepperoni, tasty spumoni.
00:34:21We haven't eaten in weeks.
00:34:25Veal parmigiana, veal parmigiana.
00:34:30Babs, that song really put me in the mood.
00:34:34Or what?
00:34:35Pizza. You got any money?
00:34:37Thank you, Mr. Romance.
00:34:40You know, Babsy, in this moonlight, you look just like Maury Amsterdam.
00:34:46Maury Amsterdam?
00:34:51Hey, look!
00:34:53Well, shut my mouth wide open.
00:34:56A southern mansion.
00:34:58Maybe we can ask them how to get back to Acme Acres.
00:35:00What's your rush?
00:35:01We just got here.
00:35:07Nice place to live if you've got a boat to your neck.
00:35:11Roll it in, Boris.
00:35:12It's a romantic tradition of the sayof.
00:35:14Beautiful homes, refined gentlemen, and delicate ladies.
00:35:20Yes?
00:35:22Strike my last stereotype.
00:35:27Well, look who's done come to our 4th of July soiree.
00:35:32We must introduce ourselves.
00:35:34Look!
00:35:35He's got no pants.
00:35:37I'm Big Boo.
00:35:39Oh!
00:35:40I'm Sissy Boo.
00:35:42And I'm Little Boo.
00:35:45And who are you, you pantless hug of hair, you?
00:35:49I'm out of here.
00:35:55Well, skin me alive and call me luggage.
00:36:00What have we here?
00:36:02A gentleman collar's done come a-courting, Big Daddy Boo.
00:36:07I'm not courting anyone.
00:36:10Why, of course you're not, son.
00:36:12Courting's over.
00:36:13It's time for the wedding.
00:36:15What?
00:36:16Ooh, a 4th of July wedding.
00:36:19How romantical.
00:36:21Now, which one of you hasn't been married for a while?
00:36:24Me, Big Daddy.
00:36:26Look out!
00:36:27It's me!
00:36:29Me?
00:36:29It's my turn!
00:36:31Ha-ha!
00:36:32It's mine!
00:36:33Ooh!
00:36:35Whoa, Blizzard Clips!
00:36:38It's my turn!
00:36:40Let's go!
00:36:41Bye!
00:36:42Mine!
00:36:43Bye!
00:36:44Mine!
00:36:46I'll simmer down, Dumplies.
00:36:48You'll all marry this one.
00:36:50I'll get the wedding rings.
00:36:52Ha-ha!
00:36:52I'll get the flowers.
00:36:54I'll get the oven ready.
00:36:56I can't marry all three of them.
00:36:58That's big of me.
00:36:59No, that's big of me.
00:37:05I guess this will teach Buster a thing or two about starting water fights.
00:37:09Shh!
00:37:10Take a break.
00:37:11I'll handle this.
00:37:14Now, I just need a plan.
00:37:18Well, a shack full of fireworks.
00:37:21Isn't that convenient?
00:37:23Dilly, but look.
00:37:25We're gathered here today to join this rabbit and this, uh, these Gatorettes in, uh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:37:34Yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda, so on, so on, so forth.
00:37:37I always cry at weddings.
00:37:41E.B.
00:37:41Ba-boo, and if, uh, anybody here thinks these three or four young'uns shouldn't get hitched, let them speak
00:37:47now or forever hold their beats.
00:37:50Hold it right there.
00:37:52Hello, glad to meet you.
00:37:53I am Chuck B. Charlotan from the Acme Fireworks Company.
00:37:57I hope I'm not in luck in anything.
00:37:59Well, a wedding.
00:38:01You are in luck.
00:38:02This month's special is a variety of wedding fireworks.
00:38:06A wedding fireworks?
00:38:09Well, I don't know.
00:38:11I am authorized by the Acme Fireworks Company to offer you, at no charge whatsoever, a free fireworks demonstration.
00:38:19Nice dress.
00:38:19Make it yourself.
00:38:20Here you go.
00:38:21Greetings, Godzilla.
00:38:23Looking kind of peekabass, son.
00:38:24That took long enough.
00:38:26I was enjoying watching you sweat.
00:38:31We got snappers and bangers and poppers and crackers.
00:38:34We got them roaming candles, yucky, curly, snaky things, and them little spinny, whirly-bombs that never work.
00:38:44Are you married?
00:38:47Sure am.
00:38:50Meet the missus.
00:38:51Yes.
00:38:59Now, if you'll just step this way for a ringside seat, no need to shout, there's plenty of room for
00:39:03everyone.
00:39:04Well, don't let me interrupt the blessed event.
00:39:07Goodbye, good luck, and boom voyaging.
00:39:12Hey.
00:39:13Hey.
00:39:16Hey.
00:39:31Happy Independence Day.
00:39:33And as Ben Franklin once said, let's bolt.
00:39:51Thanks, I owe you a one.
00:39:53Oh, are we going to start counting now?
00:40:04Well, my kitty ran away.
00:40:07I want a kitty with me head.
00:40:11Welcome to Wild Safari Zoo.
00:40:14For your safety, please make sure that your doors and windows remain locked at all times.
00:40:20Because you know, wild animals can be very, very dangerous.
00:40:25Aminals?
00:40:27Ooh, a kitty.
00:40:30Or to be more precise, a cheetah.
00:40:33Kitty, kitty, kitty.
00:40:35We hope you are enjoying Wild Safari Zoo.
00:40:38May I repeat, so that Warner Brothers won't get sued if anyone really does this.
00:40:43Do not get out of the car.
00:40:48Bye-bye.
00:40:49I'll just die if I don't get a kitty.
00:40:52It's my obsession.
00:40:58I'm going to start his motor.
00:41:06You need a tune-up.
00:41:23Goodness, my Cheeto left me his pajamas.
00:41:32Ooh, looking good, baby.
00:41:44I'm in camouflagey.
00:41:54Baby kitties.
00:41:56Aren't they adorable?
00:42:00I want to eat you up.
00:42:06This is no time for hide-and-seek.
00:42:09Olly olly oxen free.
00:42:14Got you.
00:42:21Found you.
00:42:27Ta-da!
00:42:29I won!
00:42:30And my prize is an armful of love!
00:42:35Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
00:42:38Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
00:42:41Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
00:42:43I'm going to read you all my favorite bedtime story.
00:42:47There are many carnival-ass animals in the jungle.
00:42:53Ooh!
00:42:54I love carnivals!
00:42:56The lion preys on lesser animals, such as zebras.
00:43:04Ciao!
00:43:13I love carnival!
00:43:15Ooh, ooh, here's a pretty picture.
00:43:18Look, Mr. Pretty-Faced Gazeli.
00:43:21that's you. Kiss yourself, kiss yourself, kiss yourself. And the most feared predator in the jungle is me. Kiss me,
00:43:37kiss me, kiss me, kiss me.
00:43:44I mean, those can be so capricious. I love cats. I love kitties. Squeeze them into itty-bitties.
00:44:08Being in nature is so invinaigrating.
00:44:20Da-da-da, da-da-da.
00:44:37Da-da-da, da-da-da-da.
00:44:45Yeah!
00:44:47Oh, thank you!
00:44:53Kitty cat!
00:44:55Ready or not,
00:44:57here I come!
00:45:06Well, if it isn't the king
00:45:09of the jungle...
00:45:13You don't have to yell.
00:45:15I know what you want.
00:45:16You want a haircut!
00:45:25There.
00:45:26Isn't that preferable?
00:45:30Long hair is so retro.
00:45:37Come back, you kitty!
00:45:43Hey!
00:45:44What are you doing?
00:45:54I lose more kitties that way!
00:46:16I'm a wilting waterfowl.
00:46:19Can we please stop for a drink of water?
00:46:22I'm starting to sweat almost as much as Uncle Stinky.
00:46:25I could stand a pit stop myself.
00:46:36Let's suit up!
00:46:37Let's suit up!
00:46:38Suit up?
00:46:45Commence restroom sterilization!
00:46:48Let's do it!
00:46:53Let's do it!
00:47:00Long hair.
00:47:10It's a hot waterfowl.
00:47:11Let's do it!
00:47:11Let's do it!
00:47:23Water.
00:47:32Darn sticky nogahyde.
00:47:43Oh well, nice to feel the draft again anyway. Now, to wet my whistle.
00:47:50Ah, nothing like a clean restroom.
00:47:57Good heavens, Plucky, if you drink that much water, we'll be stopping again in no time.
00:48:18How about some music, Winnie?
00:48:20Ooh, lovely.
00:48:21This is K-Food Radio. Westford rhythms for weary wayfellers.
00:48:33This is sheer torture. How long till we're at Happy World Land?
00:48:37Maybe we can figure it out on this road map.
00:48:42Now, let's see. Here's Acme Acres, and here's Happy World Land.
00:48:47And here's us, smack in the middle of nowhere.
00:48:51Now, if we proceed due east along this frontage road, then hang a left at Beloit,
00:48:57and jog northwesterly along Route 647 for a couple dozen parsecs,
00:49:02that'll put us into Happy World Land at, oh, roughly April 6th, 2021.
00:49:08I know the way, Plucky. Thank you.
00:49:35Great day in the morning. We nearly ran over that poor young man.
00:49:39Looks white as a sheet with fear. The least we can do is give him a ride to town.
00:49:49Hi there, young fella. Need a lift?
00:49:53Hampton, you squeeze in front with Mom and me.
00:49:55Okay.
00:50:04Hello. Care for some slightly moist reading material?
00:50:11News flash. A psychotic killer has escaped from the state maximum security prison.
00:50:18The raving maniac is described as a lanky man with scraggly hair and a pasty complexion.
00:50:24When last sighted, the homicidal fiend was wearing a dirty baseball cap, tattered overcoat, and green high tops.
00:50:32Phew.
00:50:32Wait. I'm sorry. That's orange high tops.
00:50:38Mama.
00:50:39Doctors report the slavering lunatic has a psychotic aversion to pork.
00:50:45In fact, exposure to any pig product will cause him to go screaming off the deep end.
00:50:50If seen, please notify the authorities at once. Remember this important number. Five, five, five, nine...
00:50:59Honestly, there's so much sensationalism in the media these days.
00:51:07Bacon. Pork chops. Hog chops.
00:51:27No roughhousing in the car, Plucky.
00:51:33Spare ribs. Ham pox.
00:51:38Carnidus.
00:51:39I'll send an SOS to my sweetheart, Shirley.
00:51:42Yeah. Once she sees what a spot we're in, she'll rush to our rescue.
00:52:03Beep, beep.
00:52:16Special delivery for Shirley the Loon.
00:52:19Yeah, Shirley.
00:52:20Come on, Cheryl. It's bad cop movie time.
00:52:24Mondo Dragula.
00:52:32I want a kitty. I want a kitty.
00:52:35Will you sign my photo now?
00:52:38Are you always so needy?
00:52:41I've seen this flick a hundred dadgum times, Cheryl. You'll love it.
00:52:46Oh, no. Not you again.
00:52:51Okay, you save the seat, Cheryl. I'll snag the dadgum snacks.
00:52:56All right, move it, big butt. Coming through.
00:52:58Honey, what do you want?
00:53:01He called me honey.
00:53:03Let's see. I'll have one giant tub of dadgum corn, two wheaters, hold a dadgum mustard.
00:53:07Goopers or raisinets? Goopers or raisinets?
00:53:11Huh, ain't that the eternal question?
00:53:14Guess I'll never know the eternal answer.
00:53:20Cheryl, Cheryl, ah!
00:53:28Pardon me, gangway!
00:53:29Excuse me, you walking area code. Could you move your...
00:53:33Ow, dadgummit!
00:53:34Excuse me.
00:53:36Dadgummit!
00:53:37You rude, dadgummit!
00:53:39Hmm, deep way to get snacks, though.
00:53:45Lights are dimming!
00:53:47Lights are dimming!
00:53:51Guy, the sound system promo!
00:54:09The audience is now dead.
00:54:19Hyah...
00:54:22The audience is now dead.AppAST
00:54:29Are we
00:54:29putting on a little weight, n'est-ce pas? Babe,
00:54:35take out the un-popped kernels. Okay? They'll chip my calves.
00:54:40Shh, it's starting.
00:54:45I'm Hezekiah Uriah, a reporter for the Acme Gazette.
00:54:49Oh, man, it's just some moronic commercial.
00:54:53Writing is tough work and sometimes I just need to relax, so I come to this river because
00:54:59even serious journalists need to unwind.
00:55:02Quit your damn gum yakin'.
00:55:05No smoking cigarettes in the theater.
00:55:07Yeah!
00:55:09Yeah!
00:55:11Yeah!
00:55:11Yeah!
00:55:12Yeah!
00:55:13Yeah!
00:55:14Yeah!
00:55:15Yeah!
00:55:16Yeah!
00:55:16Yeah!
00:55:25All right, scumptophobia!
00:55:27Yahoo!
00:55:28Shh!
00:55:35Shh!
00:55:35I've seen this a hundred times.
00:55:37There's Horatio, the skunknophobe.
00:55:39Shh!
00:55:39Come on, down in front.
00:55:41Okay, look, Cheryl.
00:55:42Horatio's about to get a dadgum flat tire.
00:55:46Shh!
00:55:46Shh!
00:55:46Shh yourself!
00:55:50Okay, Horatio is terrified of skunks, right?
00:55:53Watch what happens when he gets out to change his dadgum tire.
00:55:59Oh, no!
00:55:59A skunk!
00:56:01Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:56:03You think it's a real dadgum skunk, but it's really only the stinky state trooper again!
00:56:07Balmoth?
00:56:08Hype gum!
00:56:09See?
00:56:10Only a dadgum state trooper!
00:56:20Happy?
00:56:23Nothing like cool, fresh, well water.
00:56:26Look out, Horatio!
00:56:30That scene really scared me the first time I saw it.
00:56:33That's it. I'm moving.
00:56:35Don't forget to write.
00:56:38You just missed the best part of the movie.
00:56:44What do you mean by talking through the movie?
00:56:49At this rate, we'll never get to my scene.
00:56:52Then the crowd should thank me.
00:56:55You no-talent, bad-gum excuse for a bad-gum actress.
00:56:59I'm just a boy.
00:57:05Yay!
00:57:12Oh, it's Johnny Pugh.
00:57:16Gee, do I have your autograph?
00:57:18Sure, babe.
00:57:27Thanks.
00:57:32That was my photograph.
00:57:34I cannot believe you.
00:57:36Yeah, well, I am pretty unbelievable.
00:57:40You are nothing but a selfish, wealthless, waste-up skunk.
00:57:45You, Mr. Pugh, stink.
00:57:57Ooh, I got myself a kitty.
00:58:00Hello, my stinky kitty head.
00:58:02Say hello to Mommy Elmira.
00:58:05Oh, no!
00:58:07Oh, yes!
00:58:08I'm going to change your diapers and give you a bath and even potty train you, you stinky kitty-faced
00:58:14man.
00:58:41I'm going to change your diapers and give you a bath and even potty train you, you can't.
00:58:45You know, you look kind of pretty there, standing in the rain.
00:58:49I love the way the wind rustles through your ears and the shine the water makes on your fur.
00:58:53And your uncanny resemblance to a drowned rat when you get drenched.
00:58:59Drowned rat, huh? I'll show you!
00:59:09Buster, this trip down river has been truly special.
00:59:13Downright Twainian in a Hitchcockian sort of way.
00:59:16But I miss my family. I miss performing.
00:59:21I miss being dry!
00:59:25I want to go home to Acme Acres.
00:59:29Maybe that steamboat will give us a lift.
00:59:33Ahoy! Avast! Shiver me timbers and all that nautical talk.
00:59:37They don't see us!
00:59:40Jerk!
00:59:45Dad! Grab the lifesaver!
00:59:48Who can think of candy at a time like this?
00:59:51Oh.
00:59:57Are you okay?
00:59:58Yeah. That was a close one, right, Byron?
01:00:03Well, what have we here, stowaways?
01:00:08I'm Captain Tupelo Toad, and I don't cotton the stowaways aboard my good ship, Delta Burke.
01:00:14Call me Kooky, but that sounds like a song cue to me.
01:00:18On the good ship, Delta Burke.
01:00:23Rope it in, Kooky.
01:00:25That little lady's just what we need for our big show.
01:00:30Show? Did you say show?
01:00:32Uh, thanks, but Babsy here is anxious to get home to Acme Acres.
01:00:39Ah, Ricky! I wanna be in the show!
01:00:45I think we can make some sort of deal here.
01:00:57I hate dogs, too!
01:01:08Dad! Oh, Dad! Wade! Mr. Pig!
01:01:11Ow! Ah!
01:01:14Ah!
01:01:18This is as far as we go, son.
01:01:21Where's the duck? Here, ducky, ducky, ducky!
01:01:24Now, remember, if you're ever in Acme Acres, drop by and we'll chew the fat.
01:01:30Little pig joke there.
01:01:32Hasta lumbago!
01:01:36Ah, piggy swine!
01:01:39Such a nice young man.
01:01:41Real straight arrow type.
01:01:43Did you have a nice talk with our guest, Plucky?
01:01:48Plucky?
01:01:49Wake up!
01:01:50We're almost there!
01:01:51Heaven?
01:01:52Not quite, but it's the next best thing.
01:01:55Happy Worldland!
01:01:58Happy Worldland?
01:01:59We made it!
01:02:00Whoopee!
01:02:01Yahoo!
01:02:07Everybody smile!
01:02:09Have you ever seen such a big parking lot?
01:02:13Oh!
01:02:14I'm gonna go on every ride till I barf twice!
01:02:18Now, hold your horses, Plucky.
01:02:20We've got to capture this Kodak moment.
01:02:22Excuse me, young man.
01:02:24Would you mind getting a few pictures of the family?
01:02:26Oh, no, yummy.
01:02:31Oh, no, yummy.
01:02:32Uh...
01:02:34Uh...
01:02:35Uh...
01:02:35Hold it!
01:02:36We're forgetting our happy caps.
01:02:38Okay.
01:02:39Uh...
01:02:41Cheese!
01:02:42Cheese!
01:02:45Thanks
01:02:48Happy World Land, Happy World Land
01:02:53Where the fun doesn't stop at only 80 bucks
01:02:56A pop in beautiful Happy World Land
01:02:59Come on, Plucky
01:03:02Hey, wait for me
01:03:04The monorail will take us to the park
01:03:06Welcome to a land where the fun never stops
01:03:10We have six thrill rides and four hundred gift shops
01:03:14The smiles are always rosy
01:03:16The sky is always blue
01:03:18This is Happy World Land
01:03:20Where all your dreams come true
01:03:22Look, Hampton, it's the legendary Happy Go Pukey ride
01:03:30There's Happy Feet
01:03:35How about a spin on the gargle?
01:03:41Oh, joy, the Happy Trasher
01:03:48Geez, the Happy Centrifuge
01:03:56Look, Henny, there's Slap Happy Fun
01:04:00Bounce up, everyone
01:04:05Golly, the stairway to heaven
01:04:07Check this out, the bullet train to Hack
01:04:13Let's stay here a week
01:04:15No, two weeks
01:04:16Hack, let's stay the whole month
01:04:20Whoa, that was fun
01:04:22I'll say
01:04:23Now let's go home
01:04:24Okay, Mom
01:04:26But we didn't do anything
01:04:28All we did was ride around on the monorail
01:04:31Don't want to overdo it the first visit, Plucky
01:04:33Think what we'll have to look forward to the next time we come
01:04:36What?
01:04:37But we didn't
01:04:38We came all that way
01:04:39Don't we even ride slum pixies?
01:04:42Happy Go Pukey!
01:04:49Oh, dear
01:04:50Looks like Plucky's had way too much excitement for one trip
01:04:53Put him in back, Hampton
01:04:55Okay, Dad
01:04:58Happy World Land
01:05:00Happy World Land
01:05:02Where all your dreams come true
01:05:19The Delta Burks Floating Dinner Theater
01:05:23Is delighted to present
01:05:25Two deliciously talented young rabbits
01:05:30Buster and Babs Bunny
01:05:37We're here
01:05:39Hiya, fun seekers
01:05:40You know, Babs and I thought it would be fun
01:05:43To tell you how we spent our summer vacation
01:05:45Riding down the river
01:05:49Hey!
01:05:50And we're rowing
01:05:52Rowing
01:05:52Rowing down the river
01:05:54Rowing
01:05:56Rowing
01:05:56Rowing and Martin
01:05:58These are the jokes, folks
01:06:00Feel free to laugh anytime
01:06:01Or not
01:06:03Babs
01:06:04Ahem
01:06:04Hello?
01:06:05I'm trying to talk to the folks here
01:06:07I'm done
01:06:08Positive?
01:06:09Check
01:06:10Honest?
01:06:10You betcha
01:06:11Okay
01:06:13I met my little Friday doll
01:06:15Down by the riverside
01:06:17That's it!
01:06:18I have had it!
01:06:19I am trying to talk to the people here
01:06:22And all the time
01:06:23And all the time
01:06:23To keep interrupting
01:06:24With your dumb songs
01:06:25And comments
01:06:26And shtick
01:06:26And I don't know what else
01:06:28I don't know why
01:06:29I put up with this
01:06:30All I am trying to do
01:06:31Is tell one
01:06:32Simple story
01:06:35Is that so much to ask?
01:06:37Are you done?
01:06:39I guess
01:06:40Sure?
01:06:41Yeah
01:06:41Good
01:06:42So Buster and I decided to spend our whole summer going down the river
01:06:45It was lots of fun at first
01:06:47But
01:06:53Thank you!
01:06:55Sounds like a terrific audience
01:06:57A lot nicer than some of the creeps we've met on this trip
01:07:00You said it
01:07:01Hey, let's turn up the house lights and get to know each other better
01:07:04Looky girls!
01:07:05It's our ball with no pants!
01:07:09Yoo-hoo!
01:07:17Possums
01:07:18Gators
01:07:19Dinner theater
01:07:19Main course
01:07:20Options
01:07:21One
01:07:21Bolt
01:07:21Bingo
01:07:22Ready?
01:07:23Go!
01:07:32Dinner!
01:07:33Yeah!
01:07:39Food!
01:07:41Boy, set a paw out of that me acres and your meat on the table
01:07:44We're trapped!
01:07:48No!
01:07:52So where's Superman when you need him?
01:08:01Whoop
01:08:08Hey, Byron can fly!
01:08:10Who knows?
01:08:16Whoop
01:08:37First one to find them gets to chow down on the good pound
01:08:59Barts!
01:09:03Who else, rabbit?
01:09:14Oh, no! One of those possums!
01:09:17Aw, shoot! Don't fret none, missy.
01:09:20I ain't like my simple backwoods cousins.
01:09:22I'd never eat a guy who could play his face.
01:09:25See, Babsy? I told you music was the universal language.
01:09:29And here I thought it was Esperanto.
01:09:58Don't look now, Babsy.
01:10:02Bunny Burgers!
01:10:05No!
01:10:08Don't look now, Babsy.
01:10:10Bunny Burgers!
01:10:12Bunny Burgers!
01:10:13Bunny Burgers!
01:10:17Bunny Burgers!
01:10:19Bunny Burgers!
01:10:20Bunny Burgers!
01:10:21Bunny Burgers!
01:10:21Bunny Burgers!
01:10:22Bunny Burgers!
01:10:23Bunny Burgers!
01:10:24Bunny Burgers!
01:10:27Bunny Burgers!
01:10:28Bunny Burgers!
01:10:28Bunny Burgers!
01:10:29Bunny Burgers!
01:10:29Bunny Burgers!
01:10:31Bunny Burgers!
01:10:33Bunny Burgers!
01:10:34Bunny Burgers!
01:10:36Bunny Burgers!
01:10:38Bunny Burgers!
01:10:39Mm-hmm.
01:10:40Ha!
01:10:40Pozo Weasel.
01:10:42Guess what?
01:10:44We're home!
01:10:45Yes!
01:10:47Yes!
01:10:47Woof!
01:10:48Woof!
01:10:48Woof!
01:10:48Home sweet home!
01:10:50Mwah!
01:10:52Mwah!
01:10:53Mwah!
01:10:55Mwah!
01:10:57Mwah!
01:10:58Mwah!
01:10:59Mwah!
01:11:02Mwah!
01:11:03Land ho!
01:11:05Mwah!
01:11:06Mwah!
01:11:06Mwah!
01:11:06Mwah!
01:11:07Mwah!
01:11:07The sweet taste of my home turf.
01:11:09Mwah!
01:11:10Careful, Plucky.
01:11:11We just had the lawn fertilized.
01:11:18Mwah!
01:11:19Mwah!
01:11:24Mwah!
01:11:25Mwah!
01:11:27Mwah!
01:11:28Mwah!
01:11:30Mwah!
01:11:32Mwah!
01:11:33Mwah!
01:11:36Mwah!
01:11:38Mwah!
01:11:53Mwah!
01:12:00Mwah!
01:12:06Mwah!
01:12:06Mwah!
01:12:07Mwah!
01:12:08Mwah!
01:12:10Mwah!
01:12:11Mwah!
01:12:11Mwah!
01:12:14Mwah!
01:12:16Mwah!
01:12:17Mwah!
01:12:18Mwah!
01:12:19Mwah!
01:12:20Mwah!
01:12:20Mwah!
01:12:20Mwah!
01:12:23Mwah!
01:12:25Wee! I float-a-coop!
01:12:45I was born a whole digger's daughter.
01:12:49Great. Now we're in a real and a hee-haw.
01:13:04Happy world land, happy world land
01:13:08Where the fun doesn't stop
01:13:10And only 80 bucks a pop
01:13:12In beautiful happy world land
01:13:14Oh boy, here comes a tunnel
01:13:17Hold your record, make a wish
01:13:21Oh, I got my wish, a mole
01:13:24Back to school sales
01:13:26Buster, it's you
01:13:28What is it?
01:13:29It's the new box look
01:13:34Well, that was unnecessary
01:13:37Oh, and he's not
01:13:51The bridge is out
01:13:53Oh, Buster
01:13:54I never got a chance to tell you
01:13:56Shh, I feel the same way
01:14:07A plot hole?
01:14:09I was wondering how those hack riders
01:14:11Were gonna wrap things up
01:14:18Head toward the line
01:14:19What, they got a choice?
01:14:23It's Acme Acres
01:14:24Oh, I can see my house
01:14:31I sure got a lot to learn about cartoons
01:14:34Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:14:35There'll be plenty of time for that when school starts
01:14:38Cuckoo, cuckoo
01:14:39If you're late for the first day of school
01:14:41You're cuckoo
01:14:45School's starting already?
01:14:48Way to go, Huck Finn
01:14:50We spent our entire vacation down river
01:14:53Summer's over
01:14:54Yeah, and I can't think of a better way to have spent it, Babs
01:14:58Than with you
01:15:02Really?
01:15:03Absolutely
01:15:05Ah, dang
01:15:18I'm gonna get me some edumacation
01:15:38We're sad, we're confessing
01:15:40That school is back in session
01:15:42I sure learned my lesson
01:15:44I actually had fun
01:15:46I'm filled with elation
01:15:48I'm back from that vacation
01:15:50For my next incarnation
01:15:52I'm coming as a nun
01:15:54Welcome back to Acme World
01:15:56For a new school year
01:15:58Yikes, a test
01:16:00I need rest
01:16:00I'm living in fear
01:16:02Johnny Pugh was a pity
01:16:04At least I got my kitty
01:16:06No more traits
01:16:07I now look great
01:16:08We've been outdone
01:16:11Tunnels and car games
01:16:12Boy, that trip was sheer lame
01:16:14Here's their pal
01:16:15What's his name?
01:16:16Someone call a cop
01:16:17You viewers are lucky
01:16:19Anywhere the heck is plucky
01:16:20When weather gets mucky
01:16:22You can take it from the top
01:16:23When September rolls around
01:16:25You hear the school bell sound
01:16:27Never mind, country one
01:16:29It's summertime again
01:16:30We're tiny, we're toony
01:16:32We're all a little loony
01:16:34It's tiny-tuned adventures
01:16:35And I am the champ
01:16:37And now you are just damp
01:16:43I just can't help myself
01:16:45We're all a little bit of a joke
01:16:49We're all a little bit of a joke
01:16:56We're all a little bit of a joke
01:16:58We're all a little bit of a joke
01:17:00We're all a little bit of a joke
01:17:02We're all a little bit of a joke
01:17:03We're all a little bit of a joke
01:17:04We're all a little bit of a joke
01:17:05We're all a little bit of a joke
01:17:08We're all a little bit of a joke
01:17:09We're all a joke
01:17:10We're all a joke