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00:02:03Wayne Carpenter
00:02:06I live on Wild Horse Road, Pocatello, Idaho
00:02:10I'm a high school English teacher
00:02:12We'll say he was a bank manager
00:02:19I'm a bank manager
00:02:22No!
00:02:23An English teacher
00:02:25Actually, he was an auto mechanic
00:02:33An auto mechanic
00:02:36John knew what he had to do
00:03:06This is what he had to do
00:03:32The desperate man burns
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00:04:05Oh, my God.
00:04:41Oh, my God.
00:05:14Oh, my God.
00:05:35Oh, my God.
00:05:35Oh, my God.
00:05:49Oh, my God.
00:05:56Oh, my God.
00:05:57Cody.
00:05:58You scared me.
00:05:59What took you so long?
00:06:00Did you go up yet?
00:06:01I was waiting for his majesty, the great Grant Beverly.
00:06:04You don't say.
00:06:06Well, um, shall we?
00:06:11Inversion best practices, please.
00:06:13Oh, shit.
00:06:14There you go.
00:06:15Fucking climate change.
00:06:17Can you believe it's supposed to snow later?
00:06:19Which unit is she in?
00:06:21A?
00:06:21C?
00:06:22She's in unit B.
00:06:24Weird that you would say A and then go straight to C.
00:06:27Yeah?
00:06:28What are you trying to say?
00:06:31Nothing.
00:06:32I just think it's interesting.
00:06:34I've got to hand it to you.
00:06:35I think it's pretty cool you and Wilda have managed to stay friends like this, Beverly.
00:06:38Well, I've heard maintaining long-term friendships is important.
00:06:42I don't know why, but that's what they say.
00:06:44Tell me about it.
00:06:45You know that I've never been dumped.
00:06:47But if I had, I definitely wouldn't be as chill about it as you and Wilda.
00:06:50Wilda didn't dump me.
00:06:51It was a mutual parting of ways.
00:06:52Hmm.
00:06:54Yeah.
00:06:54Keep forgetting that.
00:06:55It's probably because of people who say that.
00:06:57Holy shit.
00:07:02Yay!
00:07:03Cody, you made it!
00:07:05It's okay.
00:07:06Hey, Grant.
00:07:07Hey.
00:07:08Hey.
00:07:08Hey.
00:07:09Oh.
00:07:10Oh.
00:07:13I'm so glad we're still going on this trip together.
00:07:15Yeah.
00:07:16I haven't been to Arches in like forever.
00:07:17They took us down there for an overnight in middle school.
00:07:19That may have been the last time.
00:07:21They drove you rich brats all the way down there from Park City?
00:07:24Uh, best practice, Wilda?
00:07:25Oh, yeah.
00:07:25Sorry.
00:07:26I was just inside.
00:07:29Put yours on.
00:07:30No.
00:07:31Yeah.
00:07:31No.
00:07:32Do you guys remember the last time there was inversion so bad we actually had to leave town
00:07:35like this?
00:07:36Like, jeez.
00:07:37We'll be okay.
00:07:38The open desert is our best bet to avoid the poison air until the cold weather can get
00:07:43back on top of the hot weather.
00:07:44This is, of course, assuming that there is enough file crust left down there to keep the sand
00:07:49from swirling around like it's a fucking dust bowl.
00:07:52I don't understand what the big deal is.
00:07:54I mean, inversions happen like five times a year.
00:07:57Yeah, but this is one of the ones that happens five times a year.
00:07:59Only once every 30 years.
00:08:01No, 27 years is what I read.
00:08:03Where'd you read that?
00:08:05On a website.
00:08:07And remind me why we're not just going up to the lake with everyone else?
00:08:10You know, Mel, Frankie and Vanessa said it's like spring break up there right now.
00:08:13Yeah.
00:08:14It's because you don't know shit about how the world works, Beverly.
00:08:16Once the inversion breaks and the air shifts north, that Bear Lake Air is going to be like
00:08:2030% copper fracking jizz from panic.
00:08:23No!
00:08:23No more climate change talk on this trip, Cody.
00:08:26It freaks me out, okay?
00:08:27The inversion's bad enough.
00:08:28Yeah.
00:08:29It's like a mini Chernobyl fantasy camp weekend or something.
00:08:32Hey, it is not my fault that our polygamist UFO forefathers built this city in the low valley
00:08:37under what is the meteorological equivalent of the Bermuda fucking triangle.
00:08:47Did you get gas?
00:08:48Yeah, I got gas.
00:08:49Hey, why'd you park so far away?
00:08:52Hey, don't worry, Grant.
00:08:53The desert will be, will be fun.
00:08:55You can pretend you're on the Star Wars planet.
00:08:58Which Star Wars planet?
00:09:00Guessing you probably mean either Tatooine or Jakku.
00:09:03No, it's, it's the sandworm one.
00:09:05What is it called, Doom?
00:09:07Huh.
00:09:07That's caracus and that's not even Star Wars.
00:09:10Jesus, Guilda.
00:09:12I promise.
00:09:12You do not want to get Beverly started on his George Lucas franchise.
00:09:16I think Grant's kind of cute when he goes on his little rants about ass prick ratios or whatever.
00:09:20Aspect ratios.
00:09:22That's what I said.
00:09:22Ass prick ratios.
00:09:24God, you learn so much dating a film major for three years.
00:09:27Yeah, that sounds cool.
00:09:28If you like low T beta cucks and that super masculine, conscientiously progressive environmental studies major.
00:09:36Wow.
00:09:37I can already tell this trip is going to be intense.
00:09:40Get it?
00:09:41Intense?
00:09:43Oh no.
00:09:44No, I'm declaring this evacuation slash weekend getaway a pun free zone.
00:09:49What?
00:09:50No.
00:09:50Boo.
00:09:51Boo him, Cody.
00:09:52Boo.
00:09:53Beverly fucking sucks.
00:09:56Boo.
00:09:56What is this piece of shit?
00:09:57Careful.
00:09:58That's vintage.
00:09:59Yeah.
00:09:59Well, what is it?
00:10:00Nothing.
00:10:00My folks had to get rid of a bunch of stuff when they downsized to the condom.
00:10:04There was a bunch of cool old TV equipment for my granddad's channel two days.
00:10:07Yeah?
00:10:07Doesn't even work?
00:10:08There's no tape in it.
00:10:09No, let me see.
00:10:13Whoa.
00:10:15Do you think your grandparents ever used this to make a sexual tape?
00:10:19Ugh.
00:10:20No, do not make me think about old people fucking.
00:10:23Why not?
00:10:23Grant's grandma is hot.
00:10:24And Peapaw, he's like a legit Salt Lake age.
00:10:28They did not let Elgos on TV in the Reagan era.
00:10:30Wait.
00:10:31No, you're wrong.
00:10:32There's a tape in here.
00:10:33Don't mess with it.
00:10:34It looks like we can play it back.
00:10:36Do you want to see what's on here?
00:10:37Don't!
00:10:38Why not, Beverly?
00:10:39What are we going to find on here?
00:10:41Well, he's just worried because it's fragile.
00:10:44Well, if it's so fragile, then why are we taking it to the desert?
00:10:48Well, I was going to bring this up later, but do you guys remember the 24-hour film thing I
00:10:53sent you?
00:10:53No.
00:10:54No.
00:10:54No.
00:10:55We are not doing homework on this weekend, okay?
00:10:58This trip is about two things and two things only.
00:11:01One, to practice being climate refugees, which we will all be in a few years.
00:11:05And two, getting rat shit fucking hammered in the desert.
00:11:10It's not for class.
00:11:12It's for an analog media short film festival.
00:11:14A really cool one, actually, out of Seattle.
00:11:17Ooh.
00:11:18Cool.
00:11:19Super cool.
00:11:20Hey, um, if you think for one second that we're going to lug that thing all the way to Delicat
00:11:24Arch,
00:11:25you're dead wrong.
00:11:26Oh, and, uh, did you remind your cousin that I was not kidding about bringing his son to me?
00:11:31Yeah.
00:11:33Though, hopefully they didn't think it was code for, like, angel dust or something.
00:11:51Well done.
00:11:52What up, guys?
00:11:55Don't tell me that whole cooler is full of booze and drugs.
00:11:59Oh, it is.
00:12:00This whole cooler is full of booze and drugs.
00:12:03Hey, the inversion's coming down pretty hard.
00:12:04Don't get any in your eyes.
00:12:06Just how fucked up are you planning on getting down there?
00:12:08I can't hear you, dude.
00:12:14Oh, I am mad.
00:12:23Hey, everybody.
00:12:25Hey.
00:12:28What's that?
00:12:29Fucked up, right?
00:12:30So, Grant's Meemaw and people use this to make porn parodies of CBS Sunday morning.
00:12:35Oh, really?
00:12:36That's cruel as hell, dude.
00:12:37Oh, my God.
00:12:37Have you ever seen that show?
00:12:39All the anchors look like they're fucking melting.
00:12:40Okay.
00:12:43Careful, it's vintage.
00:12:50These influencer bitches get, like, free everything.
00:12:53I really need some sort of marketable social media gimmick.
00:12:57Like what?
00:12:58I don't know.
00:12:59Like, what about wellness?
00:13:02But, like, like, spooky.
00:13:05Spooky wellness?
00:13:06Yeah, like, put this yogurt in your pussy hole.
00:13:09Uh, uh, uh.
00:13:11People love Halloween and people love wellness.
00:13:15Oh, what do you think of the name Creepy?
00:13:32Fucking social media.
00:13:34I hate our fucking generation.
00:13:36We are so detached from, like, reality and ecology and shit.
00:13:40I mean, fuck us.
00:13:42We suck.
00:13:43Yeah, but, like, dude.
00:13:45I mean, what if there was no reality to be attached to?
00:13:49Yeah, it's pretty arrogant to assume that any of this is actually happening.
00:13:52Or has, or will, ever happen, you know?
00:13:58I obviously consider myself something of an expert on transitory states of being and, yo,
00:14:04I mean, a keen spiritual adapt might actually have the ability to venti in space.
00:14:23Oh, shit, dude.
00:14:25What the fuck, Molly?
00:14:26Beverly?
00:14:27Was there a deer or something?
00:14:29What?
00:14:29Beverly is a deer?
00:14:30Did you guys feel that?
00:14:32Feel what?
00:14:33It just changed.
00:14:36What changed?
00:14:38I don't know, the road, the light, everything.
00:14:44How long have we been driving for?
00:14:47Like, a couple of hours.
00:14:49Are you okay to drive, D-Thug?
00:14:50Maybe I should drive.
00:14:52No.
00:14:53Uh, yeah, sure.
00:14:54Maybe, yeah.
00:14:57I'm coming.
00:15:00Just go.
00:15:00Okay, let me get out first.
00:15:06Okay.
00:15:22Watered it?
00:15:23I'm fine.
00:15:25I guess if you need a second, come in.
00:15:30Grant, why don't you grab your camera?
00:15:32We should be taping this for posterity.
00:15:35Oh, uh, I'm fine.
00:15:36Yeah, okay. Well, I guess, like, Berg, what are your plans for this trip?
00:15:46I mean, on paper, to escape the inversion. But if I'm being honest, my true objective is to seize the
00:15:53time to further develop my own proprietary set of theosophical studies, which for now I'm calling Bayes Perception.
00:16:01And let me guess, does this research involve the use of controlled substances?
00:16:05I mean, now that you mention it, yeah, I did talk with you holy theosophical tools.
00:16:09I just don't understand why we're not going to the lake. I mean, Vanessa, Frankie, and Mel said it's like
00:16:14spring break up there.
00:16:15That's what they told me.
00:16:16I have said a million times why we are going to the desert.
00:16:20Yeah, but dude, I mean, we could be chilling with, like, the hottest people under 30 in the Salt Lake
00:16:24Valley, not shit fuck alone in the middle of nowhere with you two fuckos and the one token female.
00:16:30What? I don't even get a name now?
00:16:32Okay, you get two names. That's Berg's cousin and Grant's ex-girlfriend.
00:16:37All right, why don't you face-perceive my fist as I shove it up your ass and pull out your
00:16:42piss plumbing.
00:16:44Dude, Grant, your woman just threatened to fist me to death.
00:16:47Sorry, pal. She's not my problem anymore.
00:16:50Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:16:52True.
00:16:53Plus, there's some soil samples I need to get up at the arches anyways.
00:16:57Oh.
00:16:59I thought you said no homework.
00:17:01It's not homework.
00:17:03It's for a personal project that I'm working on.
00:17:06Like how my analog shorts thing isn't homework either?
00:17:09Wait, what's he talking about?
00:17:10Grant wants to make the movie.
00:17:13How fun!
00:17:14Wait, is this going to be like the one where Cody was in the bathtub with all the fake blood?
00:17:17Hopefully not. Otherwise, you'll have this stressed out motherfucker yelling at you for even daring to breathe.
00:17:23You were supposed to be a corpse.
00:17:25And you just kept making will to just repeat her line over and over and over again.
00:17:30Oh my god, Kevin, why did you do this?
00:17:34Why did you do this?
00:17:35To me.
00:17:47Oh my god, Kevin, why did you do this?
00:17:51Why did you do this?
00:17:53To me.
00:17:54Kevin.
00:17:56Oh my god, Kevin.
00:18:00And why?
00:18:01Oh my god.
00:18:03Sweet, sweet, sweet.
00:18:04Oh come on, Grant. Don't sulk. I liked that video. It was actually really good.
00:18:08It would have been even better if y'all just listened to me instead of constantly bitching and goofing off.
00:18:14Oh boy.
00:18:15Hey, Grant. Look at me. Look at me.
00:18:19Hey, trust me.
00:18:20Yeah, this trip is going to be fun.
00:18:23Hey, hey.
00:18:24Hey, Grant.
00:18:26Hey, Grant.
00:18:30Hey, Grant.
00:18:31Hey, Grant.
00:18:46Oh my god, what's wrong?
00:18:49Where are we?
00:18:50What do you mean? We just ate.
00:18:52Seriously, are you feeling okay?
00:18:54I'm fine.
00:18:55Sorry, I just...
00:18:58I'm a little dizzy, I guess.
00:19:00Oh, hey.
00:19:02I mean, here, take these.
00:19:03Um, I don't know if that's a good idea.
00:19:05What are they?
00:19:06Oh, don't worry about it, dude. We just gotta get your orgone back to stasis.
00:19:09Maybe I should just take one.
00:19:11Yeah.
00:19:12Because Beverly is such a drug milk sock that you'd probably kill him.
00:19:16Stop calling me Beverly.
00:19:17Fern, tell this asshole how fucked up all his gendered name-calling shit is.
00:19:20Wait, why is that my job?
00:19:25Grant, don't do it.
00:19:26Yeah, dude.
00:19:26That is what I'm fucking talking about.
00:19:29Could be the real problem.
00:19:30No, no, no, no, no.
00:19:31Don't worry about it.
00:19:32I mean, if he starts to freak out, I'll just gag him with one of these choppy boys and make
00:19:35a barfing shit's right.
00:19:36Careful.
00:19:37You're gonna just gab my eyes out with that thing.
00:19:40Sorry.
00:19:40Come on.
00:19:41It's getting late.
00:19:43We should go.
00:19:50Wait!
00:19:53Hey, let me read the rest.
00:19:58We linger for a breath to remember exactly what this moment looked like.
00:20:09The four happy campers pull out of their spot and disappear.
00:20:18Out of frame.
00:20:36I don't see anyone.
00:20:37Shouldn't there be, like, a sticker or a slip of paper or something?
00:20:41Forget about it.
00:20:43Just go in.
00:20:45All right.
00:20:57Guys, it literally says no camping.
00:20:59No!
00:21:02Okay, fine.
00:21:03We'll go.
00:21:04That's the sign that says no camping.
00:21:09No!
00:21:09No!
00:21:11No!
00:21:18A 43-year-old school teacher from Pocatello, Idaho, who has now been missing since Thursday
00:21:23evening.
00:21:24Authorities are battled by...
00:21:26God, this is so creepy.
00:21:27Well, like you said, everybody went to the lake.
00:21:30Yeah, but still, there should be someone else here, right?
00:21:32Well, it doesn't really matter, because we're going off the grid.
00:21:35Back to nature.
00:21:36This is sick!
00:21:37I mean, we can literally do whatever we want out here.
00:21:40Woo!
00:21:41It's dancing inside!
00:21:43Don't do it, Kevin!
00:21:44You have so much to live for!
00:21:48Hey, wake up, Grant.
00:21:53What the fuck?
00:22:17Um, why are there only two tents?
00:22:20Oh, I didn't bring one.
00:22:22I was just going to sleep out under the stars and vibe with the fauna like a fucking G-dude!
00:22:29Uh...
00:22:29Ew.
00:22:31Whoops!
00:22:32I think I accidentally brought two sleeping bags and no tinch.
00:22:36Great.
00:22:37So what's the plan, then?
00:22:39Well, whatever you two geeks decide.
00:22:43Best get situated before nightfall.
00:22:50I mean, my tent's pretty big, and it's not like we haven't, you know...
00:22:53I don't think that's a good idea.
00:22:56No, yeah, totally.
00:22:57We agreed we wanted to keep things cool between us.
00:23:00With simple, clear boundaries, right?
00:23:05Totally.
00:23:06Totally.
00:23:08Um, well, you take the tent, then.
00:23:10I'll just, I'll sleep in the back of the truck.
00:23:11Oh, no, I'll take the car.
00:23:12It's cool.
00:23:14So, suit yourself.
00:23:16Okay.
00:23:17Um, and I'm totally going to fill it with queefs and farts.
00:23:22Okay, great.
00:23:23Perfect.
00:23:26What's Ferg doing now?
00:23:35Must run in the family.
00:23:38It does, actually.
00:23:40It's kind of a serious medical condition that needs more awareness.
00:23:43So, spread the word.
00:24:09What did you see up there?
00:24:12Miles and miles of fuck nothing.
00:24:15So, dude, like, what's going on with you and Cody lately?
00:24:18You know, it's a real bummer seeing you guys be such dicks to each other.
00:24:21I don't know what you're talking about.
00:24:22I mean, I don't like this version of you guys.
00:24:24I, you know, I like the version that calls in fucking bomb threats on the Ogden Valley
00:24:29Church Ball League, dude.
00:24:30Oh, yeah, that was, that was just to get some SWAT team B-roll for a class project.
00:24:34Oh, yeah?
00:24:35Got an A on that project, too.
00:24:36See?
00:24:37You guys are legendary.
00:25:01And so, it turns out that the woman that we thought was being chased by all these mindless
00:25:06cell phone zombies is actually just...
00:25:08A child killer whose mind is being erased each day just to torture her?
00:25:12Well, fuck!
00:25:14If you guys knew the whole story, then why'd you let me sit here and go on and on like
00:25:17an asshole?
00:25:18Well, to be fair, I don't know if telling the plot of an old Black Mirror episode really counts as
00:25:22a ghost story.
00:25:22Well, apparently, I am not allowed to talk about what's actually scary, like, oh, I don't know,
00:25:27the fact that we won't have any potable water on the planet by the year 2040.
00:25:31And what about Ferg?
00:25:33All they did was read the Wikipedia article for the Slenderman killings, word for word.
00:25:38You don't think that shit's scary?
00:25:40Mm-mm.
00:25:42Must be nice.
00:25:43Now, I'm serious.
00:25:44I mean, that's a textbook example of magical thinking, IRL.
00:25:47Of pulling a constructed image and making it manifest into our reality life.
00:25:52Please.
00:25:52No, I can't.
00:25:55You're up, Wilda.
00:25:57What?
00:25:57Oh, I don't know Nico's stories.
00:25:59Come on, you gotta tell us one, even if it's South.
00:26:02Seriously, I don't know any.
00:26:03You should tell them about how you grew up next door to a serial killer.
00:26:07You're such a dick, Grant.
00:26:09What?
00:26:10What?
00:26:10No, I didn't know that.
00:26:11Honestly, it's like the single most interesting thing about you.
00:26:16It's not even like a story, okay?
00:26:18It's just a fact.
00:26:23Okay, so my family lived in Brigham City for a couple years when I was growing up.
00:26:28And the guy who lived in the house next to us, I guess he, like, killed a couple people.
00:26:35But, like, not even in the house we lived by.
00:26:38Richard Cruz Debussy.
00:26:40He was legit.
00:26:41Last podcast even did an episode on him.
00:26:43Look it up, Fer.
00:26:50Richard Cruz Debussy, a.k.a. The Loop Slayer, was an American serial killer active in Nevada
00:26:58and Western Utah from, holy shit, dude, I remember this.
00:27:02He escaped from prison, right?
00:27:03Yeah, a week before he was supposed to go in front of the firing squad, too.
00:27:05They never caught him, either.
00:27:07They never caught him?
00:27:10He was already really old, though.
00:27:12There's no way he's alive now.
00:27:14What makes you such a fucking expert?
00:27:16It was big news.
00:27:17And my grandpa, he won the Rocky Mountain Pulitzer for reporting on the trial,
00:27:20right before he retired from Channel 2.
00:27:22Guys, this isn't, like, fun for me, okay?
00:27:24I can see this guy in my memory.
00:27:27He had these big glasses, weird mustache.
00:27:31I always wore this big green hunting jacket in the middle of winter.
00:27:36He'd wave at us from his mailbox while we were playing outside.
00:27:44It's weird.
00:27:46I don't know.
00:27:46It's like creepy flashbacks from some shitty horror movie.
00:27:50Interesting.
00:27:51What if they are?
00:27:53What?
00:27:54What if they are just bad horror movie flashbacks?
00:27:57I don't know.
00:27:58I don't understand.
00:27:59Okay, like this.
00:28:00Right now.
00:28:02What if we're actually in a horror movie,
00:28:06four annoying college kids,
00:28:08alone in the desert,
00:28:09just waiting to get picked off one by one?
00:28:11Don't you think it's a little convenient
00:28:13that we're the only ones out here?
00:28:15Grant, don't.
00:28:16You know how tweaked out fur gets
00:28:18with all that Philip K. Dick
00:28:20questioning the nature of reality shit?
00:28:22I mean, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
00:28:24Face perception.
00:28:26A million different things
00:28:27could show up and kill us at any moment.
00:28:30Like, uh, a horde of irradiated zombies.
00:28:33You know, central Utah is where, like,
00:28:3590% of America's toxic waste is stored, right?
00:28:37Jesus, fuck, no.
00:28:39Or aliens.
00:28:41I mean, Area 51 is not too far from here.
00:28:43Oh, man.
00:28:45Fucking aliens.
00:28:46You know, those guys fucking love the desert.
00:28:47Guys, can we not?
00:28:49No, Wilda's right.
00:28:50The Four Corners are a legendary UFO hotspot.
00:28:53Why do you think all these satanic biker cults
00:28:56like it around here so much?
00:28:57Ah, satanic biker cults, huh?
00:29:00Why?
00:29:01Jesus Christ.
00:29:02You guys are the biggest group of fucking idiot nerds on the planet.
00:29:05Actually, I'm the stock geek protagonist.
00:29:09You're the alpha jerk bully.
00:29:13Ferg is the stoner comic relief.
00:29:15And Wilda, Wilda is the girl.
00:29:24I am not just the girl.
00:29:26That's exactly what that kind of underwritten female character might say.
00:29:29I'm not just the girl.
00:29:30That's classic.
00:29:32Let me guess the twist ending.
00:29:34You go around and cut each of our heads off, huh?
00:29:38No, that would be a hack.
00:29:41What's that dick donut for?
00:29:45This is reflective tape.
00:29:47I'm going to use it to mark off our campsite before it lights out.
00:29:50Make sure no wild animals enter in.
00:29:51What are you scared?
00:29:53It's not for our protection.
00:29:55It's for theirs.
00:30:00Let's call it.
00:30:03We've got a big hike tomorrow.
00:30:06Okay.
00:30:09Good night.
00:30:11Night.
00:30:12Good night.
00:30:13Night.
00:30:16So we're still just...
00:30:19keeping things cool?
00:30:21Yeah.
00:30:23It's simple, clear boundaries.
00:30:34porous.
00:30:34I can't, you know, what's home?
00:30:37No.
00:30:56I god.
00:31:01I just want a happy movie.
00:31:02It's sweet.
00:31:02I don't know.
00:31:39I don't know.
00:32:23I don't know.
00:32:26I don't know.
00:32:28I don't know.
00:32:42I don't know.
00:32:45I don't know.
00:32:48I don't know.
00:33:10I don't know.
00:33:15I don't know.
00:33:31I don't know.
00:33:45I don't know.
00:34:05I don't know.
00:34:14I don't know.
00:34:28I don't know.
00:34:30I don't know.
00:34:37I don't know.
00:34:39I don't know.
00:34:45I don't know.
00:35:13I don't know.
00:35:15I don't know.
00:35:16I don't know.
00:35:22I don't know.
00:35:41I don't know.
00:35:43I don't know.
00:35:44I don't know.
00:35:45I don't know.
00:36:27I don't know.
00:37:06I don't know.
00:37:08I don't know.
00:37:10I don't know.
00:37:13I don't know.
00:37:32I don't know.
00:37:35I don't know.
00:37:39how they interpret the world around me.
00:37:43Guys, should we be worried about Grant?
00:37:44He looks not great.
00:37:47I read this article about a commencement speech a few years ago, right?
00:37:50And it was about these two adolescent fish and they're swimming through a river, minding
00:37:55their own business.
00:37:56And and this this older fish, he comes up to them and he says, how's the water boys?
00:38:04And he swims away.
00:38:06And and these two adolescent fish, they turn.
00:38:09They turn to each other.
00:38:11They look each other in the eyes and they say, what the hell is wrong?
00:38:30Did you hear that?
00:38:32It was it was a woman.
00:38:34She said, once again, Grant has his back turned, staring off into nothing with with two eyes
00:38:42made out of drooling, drugged mouths.
00:38:44That was it.
00:38:46Word for word.
00:38:48It was Wilder.
00:38:50No, it wasn't me.
00:38:58Yeah, like immersive theater.
00:39:00There was this installation in Spain.
00:39:02It was like a pop up house party thing basically.
00:39:06And.
00:39:07Where?
00:39:07Where are we?
00:39:08And at first it seems like a normal party.
00:39:10Food, drinks, DJ playing super fast EDM, lots and lots of people.
00:39:16And you just kind of like hang out in that room for a while.
00:39:19And then you get like kind of pushed into an even, like a slightly smaller room.
00:39:25Where there's less food, not as much to drink.
00:39:27And the music is like slower, more sparse and minimalistic.
00:39:31This.
00:39:31You're in the second room.
00:39:32This is an orchid.
00:39:34And then like without even fricking noticing, you're like in an even smaller room.
00:39:40And then.
00:39:40Weird shit.
00:39:41Are those closets?
00:39:53And still suddenly you were in a closet all by yourself.
00:39:57Holding a hand mirror with a note written in Sharpie across the glass.
00:40:01Coco.
00:40:02Cara.
00:40:04Deru.
00:40:06What's that mean?
00:40:07I think it means leave through here.
00:40:09In Japanese or get out of here.
00:40:16Before we get back to Civilization, I'mma need you to delete anything that could end up on some creepy jack
00:40:21off Reddit.
00:40:22Chill out, I'm just playing around with some new filters.
00:40:24Yo, can I see them?
00:40:25Yeah.
00:40:27Did you guys ever see the movie Midnight Special?
00:40:30There's this idea in it of another world built on top of our world.
00:40:34Jesus Christ, my man takes drugs one time and immediately becomes Berg.
00:40:39Like it's just sitting there on top of our reality.
00:40:44Another world that our reality wears over itself.
00:40:47Like an invisible ski parka or something.
00:40:52Does that make sense?
00:40:54Come on guys.
00:40:55Can we just get to this goddamn rock already?
00:40:57These mushrooms have added like an hour to this thing.
00:40:58We are.
00:40:59Chill out.
00:41:01Dude.
00:41:03Drunkie.
00:41:04Drunkie.
00:41:05Drunkie.
00:41:05Drunkie.
00:41:06Drunkie.
00:41:06Drunkie.
00:41:06Drunkie.
00:41:07Watch your step right here.
00:41:08Watch your step right here.
00:41:10Watch your step right here.
00:41:12Don't mimic me please.
00:41:14Don't mimic me.
00:41:14I'm not mimicking you.
00:41:15I'm just repeating it.
00:41:29I got it.
00:41:38It's so beautiful out here.
00:41:45We are at the halfway point of Delicate Arch.
00:41:50Yeah, no shit dude.
00:41:51We still gotta climb back down.
00:41:53No.
00:41:54Delicate Arch the movie.
00:42:01This area is considered sacred by this region's indigenous people.
00:42:08The Pueblos, the Hopis, the Yutes, they thought that these arches were portals to another time and space.
00:42:18And then we walk them under them as soon as they essentially enter the dream world.
00:42:32Oh my goodness.
00:42:37Oh my goodness.
00:42:38Oh my goodness.
00:42:39The Pueblos.
00:42:41Okay.
00:43:08Let's start.
00:43:10The convergence in time and location of two great migrations.
00:43:40The convergence in time and location of two great migrations.
00:44:08Jump scares are so cheap and stupid.
00:44:14Only because I made you shit your pants.
00:44:16A sudden burst of noise or motion promoting an involuntary physiological response isn't fear.
00:44:22It's just superficial animal instinct.
00:44:24Keep talking like a nerd.
00:44:26I'm going to beat you up and take your fucking lunch money like a nerd too.
00:44:30Ouch.
00:44:35Hey, go grab the others.
00:44:37I think I have an idea for a movie.
00:45:34I think I have a video
00:46:33Okay, and the hand reaches uselessly.
00:46:37It can't get the cigarettes.
00:46:39Continues to reach uselessly.
00:46:41Continues to reach.
00:46:43And...
00:46:44Cut!
00:46:48Oh my god.
00:46:50Hey, that was fun.
00:46:51Yeah, that was good.
00:46:54I don't think I get it though, still.
00:46:56What is it?
00:46:56Like an addiction metaphor?
00:46:58Maybe.
00:46:59I don't know.
00:47:00It's mostly just the best idea I could think to do with what we have to work with.
00:47:03Well, it's not like you care, but I thought the whole thing was pretty meh.
00:47:06We could have chosen a more dynamic location like the hot springs.
00:47:10No, I didn't write anything like that in this idea.
00:47:12What do you mean?
00:47:13You just came up with this idea like five seconds ago.
00:47:16No.
00:47:16If it's not motivated and it's not in the frame, then it doesn't exist.
00:47:25But I guess we could still do Ferg Zombie thing instead.
00:47:28Yes!
00:47:29Uh, no.
00:47:29We're not cutting up our foreheads just for your video.
00:47:32Why not?
00:47:32Wrestlers do it all the time.
00:47:33Yeah, I'm down.
00:47:34I'm down.
00:47:36No.
00:48:03Hey.
00:48:05We need to talk.
00:48:06Oh.
00:48:08Yeah.
00:48:09Sure.
00:48:39Grant?
00:48:57Grant?
00:48:59Yeah?
00:49:01Uh, we need a favor.
00:49:04What is it?
00:49:05You were just wondering if we could use your car to go into town for just like an hour?
00:49:11What?
00:49:12Why?
00:49:12Turns out this guy from my fluid mech intensive is down here too.
00:49:15And he just texted me and told me that he's got a bunch of extra Molly which he can hook
00:49:18us up with if we want any.
00:49:19Which we do.
00:49:21I don't know.
00:49:21I was kind of hoping maybe we would just chill out tonight.
00:49:24Me too.
00:49:25And that's exactly what Molly is, Beverly.
00:49:27Chilling out.
00:49:30Okay.
00:49:32Fine.
00:49:32Let's all go.
00:49:33I'll drive.
00:49:35I'm afraid not.
00:49:37Fluid Mech is only going to deal with somebody he knows.
00:49:39Alone.
00:49:42Why?
00:49:43Then why is Wilde going?
00:49:45Because?
00:49:48PGD.
00:49:49PGD.
00:49:51What's that?
00:49:52Pretty girl discount.
00:49:53Cody thinks Fluid Mech will give us like 20% off if we use my toothsome cutie pie smile
00:49:58to vex and beguile his base male instincts.
00:50:01Ew.
00:50:01No.
00:50:02That's so gross.
00:50:04No way.
00:50:04Please.
00:50:05Pretty pretty please.
00:50:11Okay fine.
00:50:12Whatever.
00:50:12Just text me so I know everything goes okay.
00:50:14You got it man.
00:50:17Thanks.
00:50:19I'm gonna go get my wallet.
00:50:20Thanks.
00:50:22Wilde can I ask you something?
00:50:24I promise you won't get mad.
00:50:27Okay.
00:50:28Yeah what is it?
00:50:30Well like what's going on between you two?
00:50:35You two who?
00:50:36You and Cody.
00:50:38Like it's okay if you're hooking up.
00:50:40I'm not jealous.
00:50:41It just sucks that you'd hide something like that from me.
00:50:43Oh my god.
00:50:44Grant can you give me more credit than that?
00:50:46I don't care.
00:50:47I'm not like obsessed or anything.
00:50:49It's just it's kind of immature is all.
00:50:51Grant.
00:50:52Please don't start some weird drama.
00:50:53I'm not.
00:50:54You're the one sneaking around going off on your secret little Molly missions together.
00:50:57We talked about this for hours and hours.
00:51:00We talked.
00:51:01We laid all the ground rules.
00:51:03And I feel like you're doing it again.
00:51:05This fake shit.
00:51:06Trying to act all cool.
00:51:08I mean come on just friends is what we talked about.
00:51:10We are friends.
00:51:11You promised me.
00:51:12I know what I promised.
00:51:13I know that I did.
00:51:14You were the one who wanted to break up with me.
00:51:16Remember?
00:51:16Well what the fuck?
00:51:18Wilder we both decided.
00:51:19No.
00:51:20No.
00:51:20I'm not gonna argue with the crazy person.
00:51:22Okay stop.
00:51:22Okay.
00:51:23Look.
00:51:24I'm the one that finally brought it up.
00:51:25But you were totally checked out of the relationship for months.
00:51:29That's not what I'm talking about.
00:51:30I'm talking about the creeping around.
00:51:32The following me.
00:51:33The watching me.
00:51:34I'm sorry.
00:51:35I just want to know what's up with you.
00:51:38That you're okay.
00:51:39You're my fucking friend.
00:51:41You know?
00:51:43Cody too.
00:51:55Whatever.
00:51:57Enjoy the truck.
00:52:00Fuck you.
00:52:15You okay dude?
00:52:23I'm fine.
00:52:27Hey shit man.
00:52:29I mean this is roughneck.
00:52:31This Dusty was our last brew dog.
00:52:33Hey when are Cody and Wilder coming back with the re-up?
00:52:37I don't know.
00:52:40How long ago did they leave?
00:52:41I don't know.
00:52:47Fuck.
00:52:49My battery's dead.
00:52:50You got a remote charger or something?
00:52:52Yeah and the truck.
00:52:54My phone too.
00:52:56Uh so what?
00:52:57We're phone-less?
00:52:58Fucking phone-less bitches dude?
00:53:00Why aren't they back yet?
00:53:02Like should we be worried?
00:53:06What?
00:53:06You think it was the zombies?
00:53:08Shut up.
00:53:11Or maybe it was the aliens.
00:53:13Or fuck the apocalypse bikers dude.
00:53:15Knock it off.
00:53:16Hey like you said we're near Skinwalker right?
00:53:18Stop.
00:53:18Just be quiet.
00:53:20Or maybe.
00:53:22What if we unlocked something at the arch?
00:53:25You know Cody said it was a portal.
00:53:27Shut up!
00:53:27Just shut the fuck up!
00:53:32I'm sorry I just...
00:53:36I wanna know what's up with them.
00:53:38Like what's taking them so goddamn long?
00:53:40We should try and calm down okay?
00:53:44Got any ghost stories?
00:53:51No.
00:53:53I'm not really in the mood.
00:54:21Hello?
00:54:34Bird?
00:54:54Bird?
00:55:01Bird?
00:55:08Bird!
00:55:09Bird?
00:55:09Wait!
00:55:14Bird?
00:55:15Bird?
00:55:16Bird?
00:55:18Wait.
00:55:39Wait!
00:55:48No!
00:55:49No!
00:56:03Furt!
00:56:05Furt!
00:56:28Furt!
00:56:30Furt!
00:56:32Furt!
00:56:32Furt!
00:56:44Furt!
00:56:58Furt!
00:57:01Furt!
00:57:03Furt!
00:57:06I don't know.
00:57:34Cody?
00:57:36Wilda?
00:57:40What the hell are you doing?
00:57:42I'm here! Stop shaking me!
00:57:44I'm here!
00:57:46What were you doing in my tent?
00:57:50Were you trying to take my camera?
00:57:51No, you weren't here. You were not here.
00:57:54I think I...
00:57:56I passed out. There was like...
00:57:59a fucking city out there.
00:58:01What did you slip me last night?
00:58:02I told you nothing! Now I need to know.
00:58:04Why weren't you in your tent last night?
00:58:08Because I was looking for you!
00:58:10You fucking moron drug addict!
00:58:12Your brains are so fucked,
00:58:14you were sleepwalking around like a fucking asshole!
00:58:22There's no more water? Yeah, we're out of everything.
00:58:25Cody and Wilda are still gone?
00:58:26Yeah, and they have all our keys and our phones and all our shit too!
00:58:29Okay.
00:58:33Hey, we need to calm down.
00:58:34Okay?
00:58:35I'm sure they'll be back soon.
00:58:36They have to be.
00:58:44You said I was sleepwalking?
00:58:49Yeah.
00:58:58What the hell are you doing?
00:58:59I'm gonna look for Cody and Wilda!
00:59:00Fern, no!
00:59:02There's no more water.
00:59:03It's too far.
00:59:04And it's supposed to get really, really hot today.
00:59:06You were right about this being a fucking horror movie, dude.
00:59:09Don't be stupid!
00:59:10I was just fucking around with you!
00:59:12No, you weren't just fucking around!
00:59:15You weren't.
00:59:17I knew you felt it, but now I feel it too, dude.
00:59:20And Cody and Wilda?
00:59:20I mean, what?
00:59:21They're just like sitting ducks out there?
00:59:23Are you fucking for real?
00:59:24Exactly!
00:59:26Am I fucking for real?
00:59:30I don't know.
00:59:34Or, you know, maybe...
00:59:37Hey, maybe my existence started when you guys pulled up in a car right out from my house.
00:59:43Or...
00:59:45Or whoever's house that was.
00:59:47You know, that the film crew rented to use as a location for the movie that we're in.
00:59:51Okay, you were on too many fucking drugs.
00:59:53Oh, no.
00:59:53Cut it out with the metaphysical bullshit.
00:59:55Okay?
00:59:57Look.
00:59:59Don't go.
01:00:00Okay?
01:00:02What am I gonna do here by myself?
01:00:04I don't know.
01:00:05I just know that I need to leave, like, right now.
01:00:08Ferg.
01:00:08Please.
01:00:09I have a really bad feeling about this.
01:00:11Y'all get out of my way!
01:00:13So we're in a horror movie!
01:00:14So what?
01:00:15What do you think happens to the main characters when they all start going off, one by one?
01:00:21We need to stick together.
01:00:22Fuck you, dude!
01:00:23And let me out!
01:00:24Look, I just need to leave.
01:00:29Okay.
01:00:32I have to stay.
01:00:34Why?
01:00:35Why?
01:00:36Come with me, please.
01:00:38I can't.
01:00:41Fuck.
01:00:43Okay.
01:00:44Then I'll just see you later, huh?
01:00:46I'll just see you later.
01:00:50You're making a huge mistake!
01:00:51You're making a huge mistake!
01:00:56You're making a huge mistake!
01:00:57I'll just see you later.
01:00:58You'll be making a huge mistake!
01:00:58Hey!
01:01:00Ah!
01:01:04Hey!
01:01:08Oh!
01:01:15Ah!
01:01:16Ah!
01:01:17Ah!
01:01:17Ah!
01:01:18Ah!
01:01:19Ah!
01:01:19Ah!
01:01:19Ah!
01:01:19Ah!
01:01:20Ah!
01:01:20Ah!
01:01:21Ah!
01:01:30Oh, my God.
01:02:03Oh, my God.
01:02:33Oh, my God.
01:02:59Oh, my God.
01:03:26Oh, my God.
01:03:32Oh, my God.
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