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Love Vodka
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00:01:04No tears.
00:01:06No tears.
00:01:26I'll see each other again soon.
00:01:28Okay.
00:01:29Promise.
00:01:30I promise.
00:01:32Oh.
00:02:03I'll see you next time.
00:02:33I'll see you next time.
00:03:02I'll see you next time.
00:03:30I'll see you next time.
00:03:40I'll see you next time.
00:03:49I'll see you next time.
00:03:55I'll see you next time.
00:03:58I'll see you next time.
00:03:59I'll see you next time.
00:04:18A lot.
00:04:19I'll see you next time.
00:04:25I'll see you next time.
00:05:13I'll see you next time.
00:05:16I'll see you next time.
00:05:35I'll see you next time.
00:05:42I'll see you next time.
00:06:01Sorry?
00:06:06What?
00:06:07It's just Ukraine.
00:06:09I mean, it'd be like if you called, um, Michigan.
00:06:13Uh-huh.
00:06:14Michigan.
00:06:17Cool.
00:06:18I see.
00:06:22What are you writing?
00:06:25It's a script for my screenwriting class.
00:06:27You have to write a scene where two people fall in love.
00:06:31Oh, let me see.
00:06:34I'm very good at falling in love.
00:06:36Oh, are you now?
00:06:39Yes.
00:06:41People falling in love with me all the time.
00:06:44I know exactly the things they say.
00:06:47Oh, yeah?
00:06:48Yeah.
00:06:49Uh, read with me.
00:06:51Now?
00:06:52Now.
00:06:52No, no, no, no. This is just the first draft.
00:06:55Uh, no, no, no. No excuses.
00:06:56Just read with me.
00:07:00Okay.
00:07:03What's wrong, babe?
00:07:04Oh.
00:07:05This is bad.
00:07:06What?
00:07:06We've read one line.
00:07:08I know, but lovely people don't say babe.
00:07:13Babe is for gross people.
00:07:14Gross?
00:07:15Do not gross people or lovely people in your script.
00:07:18Okay.
00:07:19Well, what do lovely people call each other?
00:07:22Lovely people have lovely name.
00:07:25That we like to be called.
00:07:26Okay.
00:07:28Like...
00:07:28Katya?
00:07:30Katya?
00:07:31Who's called Katya?
00:07:33Me.
00:07:36Nice to meet you.
00:07:38What's your name?
00:07:39I'm Bobby.
00:07:40Nice to meet you, Bobby.
00:07:41Nice to meet you, Katya.
00:07:43Okay.
00:07:44They will be Bobby and Katya.
00:07:46I will be Bobby.
00:07:48You will be Katya.
00:07:49Well, how does that make sense?
00:07:51You're really lovely Katya anyway.
00:07:55Okay.
00:07:56Okay, fine.
00:07:57Let's hear your Bobby.
00:07:59Okay.
00:08:03What's wrong?
00:08:09I'm sorry.
00:08:15I don't feel like I can do anything right with you.
00:08:20Why does that...
00:08:23Why does that have to be the right way to do things?
00:08:36I'm really starting to think that I'm a terrible writer.
00:08:42I mean...
00:08:46Oh.
00:08:48Why would...
00:08:51Why would you come here if you were feeling like this?
00:08:58Because when I met you, you were this stranger who seemed bigger than my entire world.
00:09:07This beautiful, genuine mystery.
00:09:11And now I'm in love with you.
00:09:15And you're still very much a stranger.
00:09:20Hmm.
00:09:21Hmm.
00:09:24It's God.
00:09:26Oh, how do you say, um...
00:09:29Potential.
00:09:33Oh.
00:09:34I have to go.
00:09:38Oh.
00:09:39I'm going back to Ukraine tonight.
00:09:41What?
00:09:41Oh.
00:09:42Oh, come on now.
00:09:44What?
00:09:45What?
00:09:45You...
00:09:46I can't just meet somebody like you and then have you disappear halfway around the world.
00:09:51No, no, no.
00:09:52Here.
00:09:53Here.
00:09:54Let me get your email.
00:09:55At least.
00:09:57Okay.
00:10:00And do they have Instagram in Ukraine?
00:10:03Yes.
00:10:04We have the Instagram in Ukraine, weirdo.
00:10:07Okay.
00:10:07Give me that too, weirdo.
00:10:09Mm-hmm.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:11Weirdo.
00:10:12Weirdo.
00:10:14Weirdo.
00:10:14Weirdo.
00:10:14Weirdo.
00:10:15Okay.
00:10:15Never mind.
00:10:16Okay.
00:10:22You should write me.
00:10:24Okay?
00:10:26You're crazy.
00:10:28If you think I'm not already drafting something.
00:10:30How good is it all the best that happened already?
00:10:39For five to go, the middle to bed for a morning.
00:10:47All morning I'm in love with the stage.
00:11:01Oh, oh, okay, so
00:11:12That's okay, okay, and then the other one was
00:11:33So every ukrainian babunya babusya has their own version of borscht
00:11:45Are you okay?
00:11:47Do you make words?
00:11:49No
00:12:31Please be careful.
00:12:33I will
00:12:34Don't let her take advantage of you.
00:12:35She's not like that, mom.
00:12:37You barely know her.
00:12:38We've been communicating for a year now.
00:12:41You never know, Bobby.
00:12:42It's the Ukraine.
00:12:43No.
00:12:44Ukraine, mom.
00:12:45What?
00:12:46It's just Ukraine.
00:12:48There's no the.
00:12:49Whatever.
00:13:04I still think you're fucking nuts.
00:13:12Thanks, dad, for your countless optimism.
00:13:41Bobby!
00:13:42I got you.
00:13:43Bobby!
00:13:43I got you.
00:13:43Bobby!
00:13:45Bobby!
00:13:45How was the flight?
00:13:49Oh, it was long, but you look great.
00:13:52Bobby!
00:13:53This is my father, Sergi.
00:13:55Dad, do you know Bobby?
00:13:58Bobby Fox.
00:14:02Bobby F**k.
00:14:05Bobby F**k.
00:14:06Bobby F**k.
00:14:08Bobby F**k.
00:14:10Bobby F**k.
00:14:11Bobby F**k.
00:14:13Bobby F**k.
00:14:15Bobby F**k.
00:14:19Tato, Tam Fox.
00:14:21Bobby F**k.
00:14:23Fox.
00:14:24Fox.
00:14:26Fox.
00:14:28No.
00:14:29Fox...
00:14:30Nevermind.
00:14:32It sounds great.
00:14:38My hand is a little devil.
00:14:40You gave her
00:14:45It's one heck of a bitch.
00:14:47You can go.
00:14:49Mm-hmm.
00:14:51Okay.
00:14:54Okay.
00:15:08It's so nice to meet you.
00:15:09Welcome to Ukraine, Bobby.
00:15:12It's Bobby from America.
00:15:19Katyn, you told me that he's a Hollywood girl.
00:15:24He's completely different than Jonah Bain.
00:15:28I don't know.
00:15:29He's a writer and very clear.
00:15:31Give him a chance.
00:15:33He's like a family.
00:15:36What's she saying?
00:15:37Never mind her.
00:15:38She's sick.
00:15:39Oh, no.
00:15:40What's wrong?
00:15:41She has a stomach tumor.
00:15:44Like cancer?
00:15:45No, no.
00:15:46We don't say that word.
00:15:47But the doctors won't treat her.
00:15:50They say she's too old.
00:15:52Why?
00:15:52They can't do that.
00:15:53That's like age discrimination.
00:15:55Yeah, well...
00:15:57Are you hungry?
00:16:02Yeah, maybe a little.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:04Yeah.
00:16:04Yeah, I have a little.
00:16:06I prepared everything.
00:16:07We'll soon eat.
00:16:09We are headed to our dacha in the countryside.
00:16:12What's a dacha?
00:16:14It's like I'm a village more or less.
00:16:18Well, let's go.
00:16:19Let's go.
00:16:21Let's go.
00:16:22I'm a dacha.
00:16:23I can't wait.
00:16:26I can't believe I'm here.
00:16:28I can't believe I'm here.
00:16:58Where are you coming from?
00:17:04Who lives at home?
00:17:10There's no hope not.
00:17:12We're going to get there.
00:17:15We'll go.
00:17:16How are you coming from?
00:17:23I'm going to get there.
00:17:24Go ahead.
00:17:24Go ahead.
00:17:24Well, what are you doing?
00:17:26You're angry!
00:17:32Should I help?
00:17:34No.
00:17:39What does Huilo mean?
00:17:44What did I say?
00:17:56Come on, come on!
00:17:58Come on!
00:17:59What did you see?
00:18:04You're so slow.
00:18:05What did you want?
00:18:07I'm scared.
00:18:08You did it!
00:18:12You have to look like a killer.
00:18:15You have to come on with me.
00:18:17Is it difficult to go along the way?
00:18:19Yolo!
00:18:20Dad!
00:18:21Let's go!
00:18:32Tachello!
00:18:34Silla, Bobby!
00:18:35Silla!
00:18:37What does that mean?
00:18:39Strength, Bobby, strength.
00:18:55You've arrived.
00:18:58Come on!
00:19:00Come on!
00:19:00Come on!
00:19:18Bobby, wake up, we are here, Bobby, wake up, we are here.
00:19:34Oh.
00:19:35What a morning.
00:19:36Who?
00:19:37Who got you?
00:19:40You startled me.
00:19:46What's going on?
00:19:48You fell in sleep and wouldn't wake up.
00:19:51Believe me, I tried.
00:20:00Headache?
00:20:03Yeah.
00:20:08I brought you some tea.
00:20:10Do you take it with milk or honey?
00:20:13No.
00:20:15I knew it.
00:20:36I think I need a shower.
00:20:39Mm-hmm.
00:20:44But this is the countryside.
00:20:48There is only one hot water heater, and it's not very big.
00:20:53It will take another 20 minutes to heat up the water again.
00:20:58So, maybe make it quick.
00:21:00Okay.
00:21:01I'll have your time.
00:21:03Yeah.
00:21:04Don't worry.
00:21:06You will survive.
00:21:11Most of you, at least.
00:21:24Katya, how do I get cold water?
00:21:27I hope he will leave a little hot water.
00:21:51I hope he will leave a little hot water.
00:22:15There's so much.
00:22:17Mm-hmm.
00:22:18I understand, baby, that you are a writer.
00:22:22Dad understands that you are the writer.
00:22:24Oh, yes.
00:22:26Yes.
00:22:27Yes.
00:22:29And how are you making money doing this?
00:22:31Oh.
00:22:33Uh, I don't make any money doing that.
00:22:36At least, not yet.
00:22:38Um, not always.
00:22:40Why are you spending money?
00:22:42So, how do you support yourself?
00:22:46I teach as well.
00:22:49That's my day job.
00:22:50He's a teacher.
00:22:53What's the day job?
00:22:57He has a stable work for a long day.
00:22:59I'm sorry.
00:23:01Dad was just wondering what day job means.
00:23:06You see, Katya?
00:23:07At least, it's clear enough to get to boring lessons.
00:23:10Here's why you need to continue learning.
00:23:13So, yes.
00:23:14A lot of questions.
00:23:15Let's eat.
00:23:21I love honey.
00:23:25How do you say that in Ukrainian?
00:23:27Hmm,
00:23:29I love you.
00:23:30I love.
00:23:31I love.
00:23:33I love.
00:23:33You love.
00:23:37I love.
00:23:39I love.
00:23:41I love United States.
00:23:44I love Ukraine.
00:23:47Very good.
00:23:48Well, that's good.
00:23:54Mom, do you need something to help?
00:23:56I wanted to show you Bob's village.
00:23:58Yes, go to Victor and take a little bit of milk.
00:24:03Okay, mom. Are you ready?
00:24:05Yes. Let's go!
00:24:18It looks cool. Can we go inside?
00:24:21I don't see how I know.
00:24:42What did I miss?
00:24:45She is Papunha. Very traditional.
00:24:48She wants me to cover my head.
00:24:50Oh.
00:25:16Did you know that my grandma went to prison for teaching kids how to cross themselves?
00:25:23Mom? Seriously? Why?
00:25:28Communism. It was a crime. Her son was jailed too. Guilty by association.
00:25:36Meanwhile, my great-grandpa was fighting Nazis in Berlin. They were in jail.
00:26:04What do you think Heaven would be like?
00:26:11Someone said that you walk in the hospital.
00:26:11Take care of yourself in the hospital.
00:26:11No.
00:26:16Heaven, for me, is being able to relive your best memories over and over again, but without
00:26:27the sadness and pain and mistakes that fall in between.
00:26:45Would it always feel like the first time?
00:26:51Exactly like the first time.
00:26:57I like that.
00:27:01What memories would you choose?
00:27:06Every moment with you.
00:27:09Even this one?
00:27:13Especially this one.
00:27:19I've lived more with you in two days than I have the last 25 years.
00:27:28We've only just begun.
00:27:44I've lived more with you.
00:27:45I've lived more with you.
00:27:46I've lived more with you.
00:28:15I've lived more with you.
00:28:16I've lived more with you.
00:29:28One, two, three, four.
00:29:32Mom, what happened?
00:29:34He wishes my death.
00:29:36Katya, you brought me here and this American, to not kill me.
00:29:40You have to look at the old grandmother.
00:29:43Don't worry about it.
00:29:44Don't worry.
00:29:46My dad will soon take me.
00:29:48Um, what's happening here?
00:29:50In Ukraine, we only give in even number of lovers for a funeral.
00:30:02Please tell her that I'm sorry.
00:30:05I didn't know.
00:30:07What does that mean?
00:30:09Things could be worse.
00:30:10Worse?
00:30:12Don't worry.
00:30:13Babunia will get out of it.
00:30:15She will forget it by tomorrow.
00:30:16Promise the vodka will help.
00:30:18The very last thing I want to do is insult your grandmother, who has cancer.
00:30:25I know.
00:30:27Babunia, I'll take you and bring it to you.
00:30:31But...
00:30:34What happened?
00:30:35What happened?
00:30:36This American wants me to kill you.
00:30:39Mom, calm down.
00:30:41He's slowly arrived.
00:30:42Nobody is not ideal.
00:30:44Oh, my God.
00:30:45Babunia, chocolate.
00:30:47Shish kebab.
00:30:49Babunia, Fox, chocolate.
00:30:53Yes, chocolate.
00:31:05Babunia, I wish you a good visit.
00:31:08And, as Katya said, health, memories and memories.
00:31:12Have a wonderful time.
00:31:22There's nothing for you.
00:31:24But if you hide my wife...
00:31:27Father.
00:31:30For your health.
00:31:32Let's go.
00:31:32Let's go.
00:31:34Let's go.
00:31:48Let's go.
00:31:49Let's go.
00:31:51Baby, little bit.
00:31:54What's little bit?
00:31:55He's asking if you want more.
00:31:57Oh, not little bit.
00:31:58You don't have to.
00:31:59it. When in Rome. This isn't Rome. This is Ukraine. But first, water. Fuck. Just spill
00:32:18this salt, no biggie. I'll clean it up.
00:32:21God, my love, I know. What's going on in the middle?
00:32:27Uh, spilled salt means an agreement is coming. What? You've gotta be kidding me. How many superstitions
00:32:36does this country have? I feel like I'm tiptoeing through landmines here. You kinda are. We have
00:32:44a lot. Right. Just my luck. Bobby, where are you going? Sorry, I need some air. Is that
00:32:57allowed or am I breaking another rule?
00:33:25Bobby. What are you doing? Waiting for a bus. To where? Dnipro. Because. I don't know
00:33:39if this is a good idea. After all, Katya. I'm making a horrible first impression. Maybe
00:33:50you should have just stuck to Skype and WhatsApp. Bobby, give them time. They don't know you.
00:33:59But they will. And when they do, they will love you like I do. Not your grandmother. Especially
00:34:09my grandmother. Did you just say that you love me? I love you too.
00:34:39How do I see it in Ukrainian? I love you too. How do I see it in Ukrainian?
00:34:44I love you. I love you too. I love you too.
00:34:50Mom. Mom, I guess the superstition was right. I spilled the salt. Yeah. We argued.
00:35:17No to self. Do not spell the salt. Do not spell the salt. Do not spell the salt. At least
00:35:22all in Ukrainian. I couldn't leave even if I wanted to. My bags are at the dacha. I know. Go
00:35:34home? Yeah. Take me back. Okay. Go.
00:35:56I feel bad. You should be sleeping in your own bed. The couch is great. The couch is fine. After
00:36:06sleeping in the car, the couch is fine.
00:36:10It's like a luxury. Bobby, don't worry. You know, on second thought, privacy is a very good thing.
00:36:22It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
00:37:51Ready for another adventure?
00:37:53Absolutely.
00:37:59You okay?
00:38:01Yeah.
00:38:07I actually brought you something.
00:38:10There's been so much going on that I forgot to give it to you.
00:38:16Yes, great.
00:38:19It's not 100% yet, but I'm still working on it.
00:38:23I need to figure out how it ends.
00:38:38Sign it for me.
00:38:40Please.
00:38:41But it's not done yet.
00:38:43Sign it anyway.
00:38:44You never know what I may bring.
00:39:01I'm you amuse?
00:39:03Of course.
00:39:04What if I don't want to be amuse?
00:39:10Well, what would you prefer?
00:39:16I'm going to be inspiring.
00:39:30How's that?
00:39:34Better.
00:39:35Watch.
00:39:38Hey, there's something else I've been wanting to talk to you about.
00:40:08Let's go.
00:40:13I thought we were hanging out with just your family today.
00:40:17They've been neighbors forever.
00:40:19They are family.
00:40:25Hey, there's something else I've been wanting to talk to you about.
00:40:34I'm a champion.
00:40:36I'm a champion.
00:40:37He's a champion.
00:40:38Mm-hmm.
00:40:40As in, we are the champions?
00:40:41Yep.
00:40:42Queen.
00:40:44Nice to meet you, Mr. Champion.
00:40:47Bobby.
00:40:51Hi, Bobby.
00:40:52I'm Katrina.
00:40:53It is nice that I met you.
00:40:55Hi, Katrina.
00:40:56Your English is so good.
00:40:58Katrina is taking English lessons, and she wants practice more.
00:41:02Mm-hmm.
00:41:03Hi, Nina.
00:41:04Nina.
00:41:05Nina.
00:41:05Pleasure.
00:41:07Hi, Katia.
00:41:10You look so good.
00:41:12Thank you, Kostya.
00:41:14We'll meet with my friend Bobby from Michigan.
00:41:16Bobby, this is my old friend Kostya.
00:41:22I've never heard about Michigan.
00:41:25Hello, Bobby.
00:41:27Hello, Kostya.
00:41:29Kostya, do you want to show Bobby what you can do?
00:41:32We'll try it.
00:41:38Um, what's happening now?
00:41:41Uh, Kostya will demonstrate his weightlifting ability.
00:41:52And you're sure there's not an arranged marriage between you two?
00:41:56Oh, don't be silly, Bobby.
00:41:57Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
00:42:05Good morning.
00:42:06May we come and go to the eggs.
00:42:07Oh, come on.
00:42:09Come on, come on.
00:42:09Come on.
00:42:09We're going to River.
00:42:11Okay.
00:42:18I'm pasta.
00:42:18Oh, fuck.
00:42:21Rice?
00:42:23Excuse me?
00:42:24You want rice?
00:42:26Is it lunchtime already?
00:42:28I think he wants to race you.
00:42:30Oh, race?
00:42:32You want to race me?
00:42:34Yes, yes, yes.
00:42:36I don't know.
00:42:38What did I have to lose?
00:42:39My pride.
00:42:41My life.
00:42:42How do you know you want to win?
00:42:44Because I've never won a rice before in my entire life.
00:42:50Look, we run from here to that tree.
00:42:53Let's count as three.
00:42:55I'll count.
00:42:56No problem.
00:42:57One, two, three.
00:43:03But don't take it so seriously.
00:43:06Yeah, well, that's easy for you to say.
00:43:09You know, why don't you rice him next?
00:43:13Second thought, never mind.
00:43:14I don't want you near the guy.
00:43:17You.
00:43:21You are a good sport, man.
00:43:25Jackie.
00:43:26Niftek is a genie.
00:43:28Yeah.
00:43:30What is this?
00:43:32Some sort of Ukrainian Viking Cuban ruse peace offering?
00:43:37Let me see how far it's through.
00:43:41Gotcha.
00:43:42Must I?
00:43:44Must I?
00:43:46Better you than I, right?
00:43:50Hold my penis.
00:43:53I'd like to see him write a poem.
00:44:08Are you okay?
00:44:10Yeah.
00:44:12Just not good with tubes and rushing river.
00:44:17It's only too sad, Dave.
00:44:20Tell that to my queasy stomach.
00:44:25Oops.
00:44:25Can you translate, please?
00:44:31You alright?
00:44:32You're turning green.
00:44:41Damn it, Kostya!
00:44:44How are you feeling, big boy?
00:44:47Fine.
00:44:48Never better.
00:44:52Where are the others?
00:44:54I won.
00:44:55Yeah, of course you did.
00:44:56Okay.
00:45:00So...
00:45:01You like cut?
00:45:04That's a bit forward.
00:45:07I'm surprised that, uh...
00:45:11Suddenly, you speak English with such a plum.
00:45:15Yeah, man.
00:45:16I love plums.
00:45:18Nice.
00:45:24I'm thinking you...
00:45:28Kinda have a thing for Katya, too?
00:45:31Yes.
00:45:35So...
00:45:36You admit it?
00:45:37Why not?
00:45:38She's beautiful, no?
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:45But do you notice her brains?
00:45:49Of course.
00:45:51All Ukrainian women are so smart and strong.
00:45:56Most of them are beautiful.
00:45:58Also funny.
00:46:02But no one is like Katya.
00:46:07Do you want to marry her?
00:46:11If you like her, you must ask for a hand in marriage.
00:46:26Of course you have no chance.
00:46:28I will win her hand in marriage.
00:46:32This is obvious.
00:46:36So...
00:46:36I have no problem with giving you the opportunity to say it's right.
00:46:41Makes it all more honorable for me.
00:46:52Seriously?
00:46:54I just got here.
00:47:31I have no problem with her.
00:47:43It's so funny.
00:47:44It's so funny.
00:47:59this is intense it's warm when these two pledges see that vacuum yeah it's my dad's
00:48:14if he wins and the flashlight one of my father's price possessions katya tehisha
00:48:48i do have something i've been wanting to ask you about katya
00:48:52mm-hmm about your plans for school and everything
00:48:59have you ever considered studying in america like maybe michigan
00:49:07we have several great universities there so
00:49:12maybe
00:49:19why did the chicken cross the road what chicken any chicken why to get to the other side
00:49:34it's a joke an american joke why did the chicken cross the road
00:49:41do you see the humor in it i didn't no sorry about it and let's just go and get that
00:49:48chicken
00:49:51it's fair enough
00:50:06of course you want to say that you have won the src in the 80s
00:50:14He says that the USSR beat the United States in the 1980 Olympics.
00:50:23You mean the miracle on ice?
00:50:26You have to have a look at the world.
00:50:28So, it's a look if they can.
00:50:30It's easier, it's easier.
00:50:32We've already gone too far.
00:50:33Our American guests have no idea.
00:50:40Bobby, can you?
00:50:44He wants your balance.
00:50:46My what?
00:50:48This is his way of making peace.
00:50:52Okay, yeah, sure.
00:50:56Okay.
00:50:58Thank you, Bobby.
00:51:01Well, I'll throw you the ball and we'll go to the game in the game.
00:51:04I'll finally win that ball.
00:51:07But if you're going to show me the figure behind my back,
00:51:12then my anger will be big.
00:51:14Okay, cool.
00:51:27Your grandmother is smiling at me.
00:51:33See?
00:51:34I told you, she come around.
00:51:37I don't know.
00:51:39Something seems off.
00:51:44Papa, I should just need a little time and that's it.
00:51:48Just keep this salt free.
00:51:49Whatever you do.
00:52:00No.
00:52:02What?
00:52:05Nothing.
00:52:07Let's go help your mother.
00:52:12Mmm.
00:52:13Hey.
00:52:15What?
00:52:16What?
00:52:18What?
00:52:33What?
00:52:35What?
00:52:35What?
00:52:36What?
00:52:38What?
00:52:38BIRDS CHIRP
00:53:37BIRDS CHIRP
00:53:43BIRDS CHIRP
00:53:44BIRDS CHIRP
00:53:46BIRDS CHIRP
00:54:12BIRDS CHIRP
00:54:14BIRDS CHIRP
00:54:17BIRDS CHIRP
00:54:33BIRDS CHIRP
00:54:54BIRDS CHIRP
00:54:57BIRDS CHIRP
00:54:57BIRDS CHIRP
00:55:09BIRDS CHIRP
00:55:10BIRDS CHIRP
00:55:17BIRDS CHIRP
00:55:18BIRDS CHIRP
00:55:19BIRDS CHIRP
00:55:23BIRDS CHIRP
00:55:27BIRDS CHIRP
00:55:34BIRDS CHIRP
00:55:35BIRDS CHIRP
00:55:37BIRDS CHIRP
00:55:41BIRDS CHIRP
00:55:43BIRDS CHIRP
00:55:47BIRDS CHIRP
00:55:49BIRDS CHIRP
00:56:12BIRDS CHIRP
00:56:13BIRDS CHIRP
00:56:13BIRDS CHIRP
00:56:14BIRDS CHIRP
00:56:19BIRDS CHIRP
00:56:21Me too.
00:56:46Serhi.
00:56:51I love Katya
00:56:57I
00:56:59I love her so much
00:57:04and I don't want to lose her
00:57:09you know what I mean
00:57:16man who am I kidding
00:57:22you don't get me and I don't get you
00:57:30I can't even say my name is Bobby Fox without stuttering half the time
00:57:47Bobby love Katya
00:57:50Katya love Bobby
00:57:53it's okay
00:57:55okay
00:58:05I
00:58:07I sit alone with malice
00:58:10I sit alone confused
00:58:15I guess that you don't like me
00:58:19I hold on like a fool
00:58:23it's been 80 hours
00:58:28there's no turning back
00:58:30I hold out like a fool
00:58:34I know it's fucking mad
00:58:38but I
00:58:41wanna be in love
00:58:47I
00:58:48wanna be in love
00:58:55I
00:58:56wanna be
00:58:59in love
00:59:03I
00:59:05wanna be
00:59:08in love
00:59:12I
00:59:13wanna be
00:59:16in love
00:59:21love
00:59:23but I
00:59:23am
00:59:24batting
00:59:25zero
00:59:25and I've been
00:59:28batting
00:59:29zero
00:59:30I
00:59:31thought I
00:59:32could have
00:59:33given
00:59:34I
00:59:36wanted
00:59:36to
00:59:37forgive
00:59:38and I
00:59:39want
00:59:41to be
00:59:42in love
00:59:45in love
00:59:46oh
00:59:48I
00:59:49want
00:59:50to be
00:59:51in love
00:59:55I
00:59:57wanna
00:59:59be
00:59:59in love
01:00:05I
01:00:06wanna
01:00:07be
01:00:08in love
01:00:33to be
01:00:36be
01:00:36to be
01:00:39My life to home again
01:00:39I come to not to enter your heart
01:00:42Yup, I never saved her
01:00:45You saved me
01:00:46You saved me
01:00:48You saved me
01:00:49You saved me
01:00:52a baby
01:00:52I saved you
01:00:53I saved you
01:01:00A baby
01:01:02You saved me
01:01:05You watched me
01:01:28Oh, fuck.
01:01:37I would like to propose
01:01:42A year ago, I met Katya.
01:01:46Beautiful Katya. Smart Katya. Funny Katya.
01:01:53The most beautiful, solid guy like me.
01:01:58In fact, I was working on a screenplay.
01:02:05And I was stuck.
01:02:08I had no love, no experiences.
01:02:17And there she was.
01:02:22In an alley of all places.
01:02:28And thank God for Skype, am I right?
01:02:37That fish is swimming.
01:02:40Don't believe that or not.
01:02:42Yeah, it's swimming, yeah.
01:02:45It's swimming in its own fish shoes.
01:03:02Yeah.
01:03:05Yeah.
01:03:09Yeah.
01:03:09Yeah.
01:03:11Yeah.
01:03:12Yeah.
01:03:13You sneaky little baboon.
01:03:18I know what you did.
01:03:20You have something to tell of the phone table here.
01:03:23Hm?
01:03:25Hm?
01:03:26Translate Katya, translate.
01:03:28What are you talking about?
01:03:29What?
01:03:30She snuck into my...
01:03:34Your room.
01:03:37And you went into my backpack.
01:03:40And you took something special from me.
01:03:44Oh, baby.
01:03:45Oh, shh.
01:03:48Oh, man.
01:03:51She took it.
01:03:53Oh, shh.
01:03:56Oh, shh.
01:03:59Where are we going?
01:04:01We're a walk.
01:04:02Fresh air.
01:04:05Come on.
01:04:07Come on, baby.
01:04:08Come on, baby.
01:04:09Come on, baby.
01:04:10Come on, baby.
01:04:11Come on, baby.
01:04:11Baby, baby.
01:04:13Run, baby.
01:04:14Run, baby.
01:04:15Are you insane?
01:04:16Run?
01:04:16Oh, baby.
01:04:18Oh, yeah.
01:04:21Oh, baby.
01:04:22Oh, yeah.
01:04:22Oh, yeah.
01:04:22Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:04:24Miss the champion.
01:04:27This is fun, guys.
01:04:31Where are my shoes?
01:04:33Where are my shoes?
01:04:34Where are my shoes?
01:04:34Need to warm it, Bobby.
01:04:36No.
01:04:36Where are we going?
01:04:37Need to warm it?
01:04:38To Siberia?
01:04:39Siberia?
01:04:40Oh.
01:04:41No.
01:04:43No.
01:04:44Too late.
01:04:44Vomit.
01:04:46Vomit.
01:04:48Vomit.
01:04:49Vomit.
01:04:51No.
01:04:52No.
01:04:53One.
01:04:53No.
01:04:54Three.
01:04:56Three.
01:04:57Three.
01:04:57Three.
01:04:58Two.
01:04:59Three.
01:05:10And the false alarm.
01:05:12Vomit.
01:05:13No .
01:05:14Because I'm not even drunk.
01:05:17Now you know.
01:05:20I will be mad.
01:05:22I will be mad.
01:05:24Mad.
01:05:25Be mad.
01:05:26You are to be mad, Bobby.
01:05:28Bobby Fox.
01:05:34Marry me.
01:05:37I want to marry you.
01:05:41Vasilia.
01:05:43Marry me.
01:05:46Vasilia!
01:05:47Vasilia!
01:05:49Vasilia.
01:05:50Do it now.
01:05:52Marry me.
01:05:54Bobby, I'll marry you if you vomit.
01:05:58Okay?
01:06:00No.
01:06:07And if I vomit,
01:06:11this home,
01:06:14shebang.
01:06:18I'm gonna be over.
01:06:19Yep.
01:06:24Okay.
01:06:25I'm gonna vomit.
01:06:31Ew!
01:06:32Ew!
01:06:32Ew!
01:06:32Ew!
01:06:36There it is.
01:06:44I'm a married man.
01:06:49Good job.
01:06:52Okay.
01:06:53And I go.
01:06:58You guys are a good Uber.
01:07:27Oh, meet me.
01:07:28Just meet me.
01:07:29Now, not to drink.
01:07:30For your wounds.
01:07:32Wounds?
01:07:33Oh, man.
01:07:36How do you feel?
01:07:40I feel fine.
01:07:45A little embarrassed.
01:07:46Oh?
01:07:48Remember last night?
01:07:49I don't need fragments.
01:07:53Did I do anything stupid?
01:07:56About that.
01:07:57Yeah.
01:07:58You wanted it to get married.
01:08:05Oh, yeah.
01:08:10Did I?
01:08:23Only if you wanted to.
01:08:27I thought your family might like me better if they found my intentions more honorable.
01:08:34My family is definitely not taking you seriously now.
01:08:38Where did you get such ideas?
01:08:40I brought the ring because I thought if it's the right time, why not?
01:08:47Plus, Kostya's...
01:08:48Kostya!
01:08:49Kostya doesn't know what women want.
01:08:52Only I know what I want.
01:08:58And does Kostya still want me?
01:09:07Yes.
01:09:11But...
01:09:12Not as my husband...
01:09:14Yet.
01:09:17As my Bobby.
01:09:20I can be a good Bobby.
01:09:23Really?
01:09:25Yeah, I...
01:09:30Come on.
01:09:35I love you, Kostya.
01:09:37I really don't.
01:09:39I just...
01:09:40Don't want to lose you...
01:09:42When...
01:09:42I go back home.
01:09:44You won't.
01:09:48This is my shirt.
01:10:01That you drop out.
01:10:03wegen Europe.
01:10:12That's the Orangezone limit.
01:10:14I'm not bad with me now.
01:10:16You have to take it all through.
01:10:18Yeah!
01:10:19Yeah!
01:10:19That's the Orange Code, yeah!
01:10:20It's more than losing.
01:10:24No longer the champion.
01:10:40My dear Ukrainian friends and family,
01:10:44I brought you guys some gifts from America.
01:10:48I brought you some gifts for you.
01:10:51Sir,
01:10:54Back in America bourbon,
01:10:56whiskey is very popular.
01:11:00You like whiskey?
01:11:01Oh, yes.
01:11:03And this one just so happens
01:11:06to combine it with honey.
01:11:12Thank you, baby.
01:11:14My brand.
01:11:17Elena.
01:11:20You are the one that introduced Katya to America.
01:11:26And for that,
01:11:27I am forever grateful to you.
01:11:31This is the ultimate sightseeing guide
01:11:36of all the great places that you'll have to come check out
01:11:39when you come see me.
01:11:42Thank you, baby.
01:11:46And babunya.
01:11:49American chocolates.
01:11:58And I'm sorry for last night.
01:12:00I know it was a bit much.
01:12:04So,
01:12:05that's on me.
01:12:12You know what, babunya?
01:12:15You keep it.
01:12:17You keep it.
01:12:21It's yours.
01:12:28I'm really gonna miss you guys.
01:12:32And I can't thank you guys enough for your hospitality
01:12:36and your love.
01:12:39And for her.
01:12:43You guys helped me find
01:12:46a real home.
01:12:50And I love you guys.
01:13:10I love you guys.
01:13:12I love you guys.
01:13:13I love you guys.
01:13:13Bobby.
01:13:14I love you guys.
01:13:23Bobby.
01:13:25Bobby.
01:13:26I love you guys.
01:13:27I just want to say...
01:13:29I'm sorry.
01:13:32You're really good, man.
01:13:35Thank you, Kostya.
01:13:36I appreciate that.
01:13:38Look.
01:13:39You and Katya,
01:13:41it's okay.
01:13:42Kostya,
01:13:43no way.
01:13:44You know what, Kostya?
01:13:47Katya is not to be one.
01:13:51She's her own person.
01:13:55Am I right?
01:13:56Okay.
01:13:58But the next time we rise.
01:14:01Yes?
01:14:02Yes.
01:14:02The next time we rise.
01:14:06Tony Walia we are coming.
01:14:08Ah!
01:14:19See ya!
01:14:20Daff Brady!
01:14:25Sanittens what is going to happen?
01:14:27Thanks!
01:14:29Somewhere in Canada.
01:14:29And I can not see.
01:14:32Sorry I can afford.
01:14:34There are affordable people in .
01:14:34When I ever have a place to meet potential.
01:14:36Rum, dam, dam, dam, dam.
01:14:38You don't know, you don't know.
01:14:40You don't know.
01:14:43You don't know, you don't know.
01:14:45You don't know.
01:14:49Goodbye, Babi.
01:14:51Dozastrichi.
01:14:55I love you, Babi.
01:14:57I love everyone.
01:14:59I love you, Babi.
01:15:01Oh, my God.
01:15:23No tears.
01:15:24No tears.
01:15:25No tears.
01:15:26No tears.
01:15:26No tears.
01:15:27No tears.
01:15:31No tears.
01:15:38No tears.
01:15:41No tears.
01:15:42No tears.
01:15:44No tears.
01:15:44Well, um...
01:15:46See each other again soon.
01:15:48Okay?
01:15:48I promise.
01:15:49I promise.
01:15:52No tears.
01:15:56No tears.
01:16:02Oh, man.
01:16:55The war in Ukraine continues
01:16:58The war in Ukraine is on today, but there is hope on the horizon. The US and Europe have pledged.
01:17:11Bobby?
01:17:13See you there?
01:17:15Flanko!
01:17:19Hi.
01:17:20Hi.
01:17:23What's this?
01:17:28Oh my god, Bobby.
01:17:31Love and vodka.
01:17:34Oh, well.
01:17:36Your surreal adventures in Ukraine?
01:17:40You did it, Bobby.
01:17:47I'm so proud of you.
01:17:50It was a struggle, but nothing compared to what you all have been through.
01:17:57I just wanted to capture some of the good times.
01:18:04See whether you like it or not.
01:18:06You are my muse.
01:18:14Bobby Fox, come on!
01:18:22Babunia!
01:18:25We will stay!
01:18:27Be!
01:18:28Be!
01:18:28Be!
01:18:29Hey, hey, hey!
01:18:31Save Ukraine!
01:18:33Save Ukraine!
01:18:36Save Ukraine!
01:18:37Give Michigan.
01:18:37Give Michigan!
01:18:39Give Michigan!
01:18:40How are you?
01:19:49I hold on like a fool, it's been 80 hours, there's no turning back.
01:19:59I hold out like a fool, I know it's fucking mad, but I wanna be in love.
01:20:17I wanna be in love.
01:20:25I wanna be in love.
01:20:34I wanna be in love.
01:20:42I wanna be in love.
01:20:51But I am batting zero, and I've been batting zero.
01:20:59I thought I could have given, I wanted to forgive.
01:21:07And I want to be in love.
01:21:15Oh, I want to be in love.
01:21:26I wanna be in love.
01:21:34I wanna be in love.
01:21:38I wanna be in love.
01:21:39I wanna be in love.
01:21:41I wanna be in love.
01:21:43I wanna be in love.
01:21:43I wanna be in love.
01:21:43I wanna be in love.
01:21:44I wanna be in love.
01:21:44I wanna be in love.
01:21:44I wanna be in love.
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