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00:17okay so before we move on to shares just want to remind you we are still looking for a treasurer
00:23everyone seems happy for me to continue as chair not that i could ever replace karen
00:28and these are competitive positions you know essential criteria being drink problem
00:34dysfunctional family of origin narcissistic mother only messing narcissistic mother's not
00:41essential mine's just a bonus oh sorry
00:50no come in we've just started
00:54it's loads of room right excuse me sorry for interrupting
01:04the important thing is to be here
01:08right
01:14so where were we uh narcissistic mothers no shares let's open the floor for shares
01:26i've been through quite a big life change recently we sold our family home
01:34i've moved to a different part of the city
01:39i'm divorced
01:42after nearly 40 years
01:44here you go valerie that's your latte
01:46thanks tom looks delicious
01:48obviously that's been hard on both of us
01:51so um are you are you getting any more bagels in
01:53for you valerie we'll get some into one
01:57but we're coping
02:00the kids are all grown up now so the divorce didn't affect them at all
02:04anthony sheridan i have a 10 o'clock therapy session
02:08my second daughter is about to pop
02:13is it in yes
02:15she's the doctor
02:15are you sure this is safe
02:17yes
02:18i can help until you sleep her
02:19i'm afraid i'm going to hit its head or something
02:21for god's sake worry will you just write me i need this baby out
02:24i'm looking forward to having a grandchild
02:27still
02:28it makes you think
02:31i'm not the woman i was anymore
02:33i'll never be that woman again
02:37so
02:38who am i
02:42i suppose that's why i'm here
02:46well i don't think you can go wrong with the leopard
02:49it's bold
02:50it's dramatic
02:51it makes a statement
02:53and it ties in with the crushed velvet floral cushions you were looking at earlier so
02:58i'd say there's a real identity there
03:00yeah
03:03okay
03:06see you next week
03:06okay
03:07take care
03:12that was a great meeting
03:14oh thanks
03:15i was here last week
03:17too
03:18yeah
03:19yeah i thought i recognised you
03:21yeah well i sat up the back
03:23i'm
03:24kind of new to all this
03:26i thought it was a total cult when i first started
03:28right
03:30so you're from australia
03:32yes
03:32yeah i'm
03:33chef
03:33quick words
03:36sure
03:39oh um yeah i might just um
03:45chef
03:46what are you doing
03:47helping newcomer
03:48you know those female teachers you see on the news who've slept with 15 year old school boys
03:53because they said they were hot and the teachers forgot they were adults
03:56and then they get called sexual predators and sent off to jail
03:59that's basically you
04:01excuse me
04:02you're at the chair
04:03you can't be flirting with vulnerable people
04:05we're a safe space
04:06not a junkie pickup joint
04:08firstly who says i'm flirting
04:10secondly
04:11don't quote people in recovery junkies
04:13i included you me in that
04:15thirdly you're not my sponsor anymore
04:17after the last few months i know a divorce i've no business sponsoring people
04:21i was just offering some friendly advice
04:23well i'm fine thanks
04:24seriously
04:26you home for dinner tonight
04:27got a pork chop
04:30you know you don't have to cook for me just because we're living together
04:32of course i have it
04:3515 years married to a bald patch
04:37you'll never set foot in the kitchen
04:39i'll get used to
04:41i could cook
04:42no
04:42you're grand
04:43moment's gone
04:43just don't
04:45give your number to the sexy ozzy okay
04:47great
04:47bye
04:48see you all
05:03is she a little scary
05:06karen no
05:07once you get to know her she's just terrifying
05:09right
05:11hey um
05:13i could probably use a little bit of guidance with all this
05:16oh okay yeah i could introduce you to mickey
05:19he's really
05:19could i grab your number
05:22yeah sure
05:23yeah
05:24all right
05:30i'm daryl
05:43hey bernie
05:45tom
05:46let me give you a hand
05:47thanks i didn't realize it was so heavy
05:54i'm uh
05:55i just got a permit for me kiosk around the corner
05:59it's gonna be my new spot
06:00oh
06:03how are you settling in
06:05grand yeah
06:07it's great to be near town
06:09just got a few things for the house
06:13trying to make it more
06:14homey
06:15yeah are you still sure about renting
06:20yeah i'm not ready to buy it
06:22yeah it's just the money sitting in your account for you
06:24wouldn't be hard to burn through that
06:26yeah well
06:27it's not your problem anymore tom
06:29you don't have to worry
06:39what's that
06:39a leopard
06:43uh how about dinner sometime
06:46dinner
06:47yeah my place
06:48be nice to catch up
06:49okay
06:50i'll text you
06:52right
06:53see you there
07:03you
07:04you
07:05you
07:06you
07:10you
07:23Well, I guess I feel like I'm in a bit of a rut.
07:26What kind of rut?
07:27Well, my career's going nowhere.
07:29I don't really have a place to live since my parents split.
07:32I can't afford to rent.
07:34I can't afford to buy.
07:35So I can't afford to quit.
07:37I feel anxious.
07:40All the time.
07:41And it's difficult to sleep.
07:45And I haven't had sex in five months.
07:47You haven't had sex in five months?
07:52Do you think I'm depressed?
07:54Probably.
07:56If my brother's the last person you had sex with.
07:59Oh, well, no, it wasn't.
08:01It was actually...
08:03It doesn't matter.
08:08I just feel like I should be better, you know?
08:12I think I'm better at life.
08:17So I thought coming here might help.
08:20Maybe.
08:22Yeah.
08:23Might.
08:24You are qualified in everything.
08:26Yeah.
08:27Okay.
08:29Pretty much.
08:36Caroline.
08:37Up at last.
08:39Sorry.
08:40I was in the shower and getting dressed takes forever.
08:42There's decaf in the pot.
08:44Oh, lovely.
08:45But we're out of milk.
08:50Rory.
08:51Are you still able to come to the garden centre with me today?
08:54Oh, I don't know if I should.
08:55Just would kind of be so close.
08:57Oh, no, go.
08:58Both of you should go.
08:59But you'll be on your own?
09:00Yeah.
09:01I'll manage.
09:02The baby can come out of your time now.
09:04Well, spoiler alert.
09:05It's not going to look like you.
09:08Mum?
09:09What?
09:10I'm only joking.
09:12If I had a problem with her being pregnant with another man's child, would I have welcomed
09:15her into my home?
09:18No.
09:23Oh, it's your little gay brother.
09:25I let him in.
09:27Quite the rainbow family here, aren't we?
09:33Every day, Anna.
09:34You wear it every day.
09:36Well, it's just I'm only the temp, so I didn't think...
09:39Shiv, where's your t-shirt?
09:41Which t-shirt?
09:42Women Supporting Women in the Arts, our feminist campaign.
09:45Oh, I didn't realise that.
09:48Volfa.
09:50Lovely.
09:50Oh, is this because of that Swedish lady who's coming?
09:53Oh, they're mad for feminism in Sweden.
09:55Sandrine Horst is Danish, and a leading artist in her field.
10:00And no, I've always given women a leg up.
10:03Look at Shiv.
10:03Came in a lowly secretary with no qualifications.
10:07Well, a degree in fine art.
10:08Now she's coordinating our new international artist-in-residence programme.
10:13Yeah.
10:14Listen, Dervla, thanks.
10:15This is massive, and I really appreciate it.
10:18You're still at reception on Fridays.
10:21Okay.
10:22Right.
10:22We need a press release saying we have an exciting new residency and something about women.
10:29I think you're going to learn a lot from Sandrine.
10:31She's a serious artist.
10:34Put on your vulva.
10:38Is it not unethical for your ex's sister to be her therapist?
10:42I don't think so.
10:43I'm hoping she'll give me some tea.
10:45Why don't you just stalk his Instagram like a normal person?
10:48He deleted it.
10:49Ooh, chocolate fingers.
10:54What?
10:55My water just broke.
10:58Jesus.
10:59Didn't expect a waterfall.
11:00Doesn't that mean the baby's coming?
11:03Eventually.
11:04Should we get you to a hospital?
11:06It's our first baby.
11:07It could take literally hours.
11:08Should we call Rory?
11:09No, God.
11:10It's the first bit of peace I've had in weeks.
11:13I'll go and change.
11:15Can you clean that up?
11:32Waves in Europe, you've really turned things around.
11:35Well, they've always lived in Europe.
11:37They've got good taste.
11:38Just think about it.
11:39Okay?
11:48Hey.
11:50I'm Jack Corcoran.
11:52I don't think we've met.
11:54Oh, I'm Anna.
11:55I'm just the temp.
11:57Miss Pussy.
11:59Pardon?
12:05Oh, thanks.
12:07He's a rescue.
12:10Aren't they all?
12:18Can you believe that?
12:20He just blatantly ignored me.
12:22I mean, okay, we're not friends.
12:24And after the last time, he totally fucked me over.
12:27I think he knows exactly what I...
12:29Can we just behave like adults, please?
12:31Oh, my God.
12:32Is he your ex?
12:35I was totally getting gay vibes.
12:37No, he's...
12:38Oh, doesn't matter.
12:43You know what?
12:44I'm going to go out there and say hi.
12:46You know, if he wants to be immature and pathetic, that's on him.
12:50I'm going to be the bigger person.
12:51That sounds really wise.
12:55I'm going to be the bigger person.
12:57I saw you inside.
13:05didn't want it to be weird
13:11so how's things how's stevie good yeah i think she's in berlin now with kristen
13:18so the whole custody thing i dropped all that this is better for stability
13:24i know some people felt they didn't deserve her anyway so
13:27well i didn't go to australia obviously just didn't feel right in the end
13:34alex was really caught up about it
13:38but you know you have to follow your
13:42i gotta run sorry take care
14:08tom sheridan
14:12onya harrington divorce lawyer you never called me back bold
14:16oh onya uh yeah sorry uh we we we just did it simply at the end
14:21don't tell me you're still in that little shed
14:23no uh i bought a house actually
14:27oh a house get you smart and sexy
14:31is this cantaloupe dripping or am i just pleased to see you
14:36but seriously though when am i coming over
14:42are you sure you're gonna need all of these
14:45where the fuck is rory why is he not picking up
14:48maybe we should just go straight to the hospital
14:56no
14:57we're not one of those hysterical women who arrives at the first contraction
15:00doctors hate those
15:02so what are we gonna do
15:04ice cream
15:25and i was out out walking
15:29when i had two men are talking
15:32there was something in the air
15:34no i knew it wasn't right
15:37but there was something so inviting
15:40to my broken heart
15:41which is trying
15:43to recall
15:45that's all what we had
15:57and i was out out walking
16:01when i heard your voice talking
16:05i knew it was in my head
16:07no i knew it'd be all right
16:10but there was something so inviting
16:12to my broken heart
16:14which is trying
16:16to recall
16:18what we had
16:20if i could freeze
16:22rain
16:25every moment if i could freeze
16:28that
16:28rain
16:34oh hi greta
16:36i was just
16:37i know
16:38they're gutting the place
16:39i have some letters for you
16:41oh
16:41i would have forwarded them
16:43but you didn't text me your address
16:45where is it again
16:46town
16:47no it's it's just um
16:49which is
16:50oh sorry
16:52this time with sarah
16:53she's still in new york
16:55i'll tell her you said hi
16:57okay
16:57hi love
16:59hi love
17:00hi love
17:39hurry up
17:40what
17:40i got you two flames
17:41it's coming
17:42the baby's coming
17:43but i thought
17:43the baby's fucking coming
17:54be careful that white
17:57this is so weird
17:58literally never come here anymore
18:00why is it shit
18:01no my ex
18:03owns it
18:04don't worry
18:05he's in australia now
18:06you don't know him do you
18:09uh no
18:11um
18:12hey i'm uh
18:13really glad you could
18:15meet me
18:17yeah
18:20yeah listen daryl
18:21i don't know if i'm being
18:22presumptuous or i've
18:24misunderstood
18:25but just so we're
18:26clear if
18:27two people are both in recovery
18:29oh
18:29yeah um
18:31i'm not in
18:32recovery
18:33okay
18:34but even if you
18:35i think you might have a problem
18:37well yeah i
18:38don't
18:38uh
18:39have a problem
18:39i don't have a problem with
18:42drinking
18:42because i'm not an
18:44alcoholic
18:47so why are you coming to meetings
18:49yeah
18:50well
18:50uh
18:52because
18:55well i wanted to meet you
18:59what's happening
19:00because i have a detailed
19:01birth plan and right now
19:02i should be in
19:02oh somebody likes to be in
19:04control
19:05you're a little further along
19:07than you realize
19:08so we're taking you straight to
19:09the birth and suite
19:09for the epidural
19:10oh god no it's too late for that
19:13what
19:14here we are
19:15okay so i've texted mum and dad
19:17and rory's on way so
19:18don't leave me
19:19what
19:19he's gonna be here literally
19:20please aunt
19:22i can't do this on my own
19:26so you followed me to a meeting
19:28no
19:29yes
19:30but that
19:31that sounds a bit stalkery
19:33yes
19:33and unethical
19:34yeah but i'm not a creep
19:35i promise
19:36well you're kind of sounding like one
19:38i know and that's
19:39that's unfortunate
19:41because that's the exact opposite
19:43of how i was
19:44wanting to come across
19:45sorry did you need to
19:47do you need to get that
19:48uh
19:49oh it's just
19:51you know people
19:51bear their souls
19:52at those meetings
19:53yes and i have huge
19:54respect for that
19:55you can't just walk in there
19:56no i know
19:57just because you
19:58i don't know
19:58might have a crush on someone
19:59you saw on the street
20:02uh
20:04well someone's really trying to get a hold of you
20:06did you
20:06oh it's just
20:07my mom
20:08she's pretty relentless
20:10you guys
20:10don't get along
20:11she's just not someone i need to be around that much
20:14right
20:15she lies
20:16she manipulates
20:18i can't really trust her
20:19she
20:19why am i talking about this
20:21you're the one supposed to be explaining yourself
20:22yeah you're right
20:23okay um
20:26this is gonna seem a little bit
20:30oh god
20:31oh my god
20:33my sister's in labour
20:34caroline
20:35yeah
20:36they took her to hospital
20:38do you know caroline
20:40oh well
20:41um
20:42no
20:43not really
20:44okay i have to go
20:44yeah you go
20:45you gotta go
20:46um
20:46well should i just
20:48i'll get you a call
20:49and we'll
20:49yeah you gotta go
20:55okay here we go
20:57ready
20:58oh jesus
21:01good
21:01nearly there
21:02do you want to come down for the head
21:04no
21:05no i really don't
21:06i spent all of my life avoiding vaginas so
21:09i'm here
21:09i'm here
21:10i'm sorry
21:10oh
21:11where the fuck were you
21:13there's a sale on some of the plants
21:15never mind
21:15i can see the head
21:17okay
21:17one more time
21:19ready
21:19deep
21:20ready
21:21breathe
21:21breathe
21:22breathe
21:22shut up
21:36what's happening
21:37where is she
21:38has she had it
21:39we were ringing you
21:40i know
21:41that's why i'm here
21:43yeah she's still in there
21:44she's doing well
21:45oh
21:51how are you love
21:52how's everything at karen's
21:54good
21:55yeah
21:56settling in
21:57been chairing some meetings
21:59all right
22:04your mom says i've offered you more teaching at the college
22:09that's great
22:11turning over a new leaf
22:14well i've had a job and been sober for well over a year auntie rita so not really a new
22:17leaf
22:18but i take your point
22:21you haven't invited me to the new place yet
22:24rita says it's not half as boxy as it looks from outside
22:27it's a boy
22:28it's a boy
22:30seven pounds four ounces
22:31great
22:36congratulations
22:37boys are much more affectionate
22:55wait you see him
23:02you okay uncle
23:03i'm gonna be in therapy for the rest of my life
23:14uh
23:15hey shiv
23:15uh look
23:16i'm really sorry about earlier
23:18it must have
23:19totally freaked you out
23:21um
23:21to be honest
23:23i was just really nervous
23:25and
23:25yeah
23:26maybe this will be easier in a voice note
23:27i don't know
23:28um
23:30basically
23:31the reason i asked to meet you today
23:32and what i was
23:33you know
23:33trying to say
23:35is
23:36um
23:37fuck it
23:38i'm just gonna have to
23:38come out with this
23:42i'm your brother
23:44well
23:45your half brother
23:46your dad's not my dad
23:47but your mum
23:49bernie
23:50she's my mum too
23:52and uh
23:53the reason i'm in dublin is
23:56well i want to meet her
23:57draw the outline
24:00play pretend
24:04what's the difference
24:07in the end
24:10fuck
24:11do you have any proof
24:13proof
24:14how do i know you're telling the truth
24:16yeah
24:18uh well
24:19i have this
24:27that's your mum
24:29right
24:29yeah
24:34johnny bollocks
24:36that's
24:37the guy who got your mum knocked up
24:38in 1983
24:39his name was johnny bollocks
24:41no his name is nigel
24:43that was his stage name
24:44it was a
24:44musician
24:45um
24:46yeah
24:46that's him
24:51and
24:52could that be your mum
24:58she was a groupie
25:00yeah certainly was
25:02how did you find all this
25:04did your
25:04did your dad
25:05oh no
25:06he's
25:06dead
25:07no my folks
25:09my adopted folks
25:10they gave me
25:11all the info
25:12they had
25:12and they actually encouraged me to write
25:14but
25:16well
25:16your mum never
25:18wrote back
25:21what is it
25:22you think
25:23i can do for you here
25:24daryl
25:25i was hoping
25:26that you could introduce me to my mum
25:30our mum
25:31oh my god
25:32okay
25:34no
25:34that
25:35is not a good idea
25:36well it's just because i don't want to ambush her
25:37i can't be involved in this
25:38i'm sorry
25:39honestly all i'm asking
25:40is
25:40listen
25:41bernie and i have a complicated relationship
25:43okay
25:43deeply complicated
25:45deeply
25:45yeah i know
25:46yeah
25:47crazy fucking complicated
25:49you know
25:50well
25:50yeah i was in the
25:51meetings
25:52remember
25:55when you talk about her a lot
25:58yep
26:04i'm never gonna get that in there
26:06turn it on inside
26:09oh the new sofa bed's here
26:10love it
26:13got a gift of hers tonight
26:14i thought she bought a sofa bed last week
26:16they called her glass with the paperwork
26:17what so what
26:18she sent it back
26:19gave it to auntie rita i think
26:21what
26:22you mean she didn't even get a refund
26:23why are you getting your g-string in a twist
26:25do you know how much rent she pays
26:27it's literally my job to know
26:28but she's gonna run out of money
26:30but it's her money
26:31yeah but aunt
26:31i thought the whole point of divorce was that you don't have to care what the other person does like
26:35ever again
26:36well i worry about her
26:37why the fuck didn't you say married to her
27:04take it
27:06Oh, please.
27:09Morning.
27:10Morning, love. How did you sleep?
27:11Great, actually. Before Caroline was up all night.
27:16So I heard...
27:18We need to call the lactation consultant.
27:20Again? I think she was a little annoyed last time.
27:23I don't think he's latching properly today.
27:25He might be starving. He looks gaunt.
27:28What?
27:28Do you think he looks gaunt?
27:30He looks fine.
27:32Here.
27:35Oh, my goodness.
27:37I think he looks like a beautiful nipple.
27:39I don't get all this fuss about latching.
27:42It's the most natural thing in the world.
27:45Your monkeys do it. They don't have midwives.
27:47Actually, it's quite a common issue.
27:49Well, Rory had no problem.
27:52Clamped right on at the sight of my nipple.
27:54He'd probably still be sucking away now if he could get away with it.
27:58Gross.
27:59I'm gonna take him upstairs to Ray again.
28:01Well, why don't you have a little rest?
28:03I can give him some express milk.
28:05I haven't expressed any milk.
28:06Why not just give him some formula?
28:09Formula?
28:10Is it really gonna cost that much?
28:12I'm not giving my baby formula after only a few weeks of breastfeeding.
28:15What about his microbiome? What about his mental health?
28:17His mental health?
28:19If monkeys can do it, so can I.
28:23You just haven't tried hard enough, clearly.
28:26No.
28:30Give the patience for a saint.
28:35Listen, Daryl, I'm sorry.
28:37I know this is a shock, finding out your mum who you've known your entire life as a secret kid.
28:42Actually, that feels like just the sort of thing that Bernie would do.
28:46Right.
28:47Look, I'm just trying to have a healthier relationship with my family.
28:50And that involves not being involved with my family too much.
28:55Mm-hmm.
28:56This...
28:58This complicates things.
29:00Yeah, look, I get it.
29:03It's...
29:04Okay.
29:05Okay.
29:07It's just...
29:08My mum died last year.
29:11My adopted mum.
29:13We were close.
29:14Sorry.
29:15And my dad's been...
29:17Gone a decade.
29:18And I've got a brother who lives in Perth, but...
29:21We're not.
29:23You know.
29:26Yeah, I don't really feel like I have a family anymore.
29:29And look, maybe you're right.
29:31Maybe your mum will just turn out to be a big fucking disappointment.
29:34I mean, some of the things that you've said about her...
29:36I didn't say them about her.
29:40I mean, I said them about her privately.
29:42Yeah.
29:43In a private...
29:45Public meeting that was private.
29:47Yeah.
29:48Look.
29:50Just because I don't want to get involved with you and Bernie doesn't mean you and I can't hang out.
29:55While you're here.
29:56If you want.
29:57A house tonight.
29:58Oh.
29:59No.
30:00I can't.
30:01I have a family...
30:03Thing.
30:13Flat white, please.
30:15Tom?
30:17Tina.
30:18What are you doing in there?
30:19I work here.
30:20I own it.
30:21You own this?
30:23Yeah.
30:23It's my new business.
30:24My clown said it's the best coffee in Dublin.
30:27Yeah.
30:28Well...
30:28Don't go on the post.
30:29But yeah.
30:30Last time I saw you, you were living in a shed.
30:33Well, I think you'll find things have changed quite significantly.
30:36You know, I'm not the man I used to be.
30:39You were hardly a man at all.
30:44I've been sick, but...
30:47I did not want a chopper.
30:50And deswegen…
31:06What am I worth so long?
31:07My man, I just saw our cows and
31:33What's he doing here?
31:34What did Durba not tell you?
31:37As most of you are aware, our international artist-in-residence was supposed to be Sondrine Horst.
31:46Sadly, an unfortunate horse-riding event two days ago has kept her in Copenhagen and a neck brace.
31:53But, happily, Jack Corcoran, knight in shining armour, has stepped in last minute.
32:06We are beyond thrilled that an artist of his calibre will be inspiring our students
32:12while creating a new exhibition for our very own O'Reilly studio entitled Toxic Masculinity and Taboo.
32:20Are you fucking joking me?
32:22Jack, a few words.
32:24I don't want to keep everyone, to be honest with you, I'm not a big fan of institutions, been thrown
32:30out of a few.
32:31But when Durba said it was an emergency, I thought, fuck it, art comes first, huh?
32:38Whatever about college and degrees and all that bullshit, what I'm excited for is connecting with the next generation of
32:45artists
32:46while also making work about a subject that's pretty close to my heart.
32:51Toxic masculinity.
32:55Have you a problem with that?
32:57No.
32:58No, no, no.
33:00I'm aware it's a confronting subject.
33:04I've been a toxic man.
33:08You've been a toxic man.
33:09We've all been toxic men.
33:11But if we don't own that and really look at ourselves, well, society can't move on.
33:19We need to talk about men.
33:20I, sorry, I just thought we were supposed to be talking about women.
33:29Is that not the whole point of this campaign?
33:33Women.
33:34Well, that's not strictly...
33:36Look, if my voice is unwelcome here...
33:38Your voice is essential.
33:39Art shouldn't be about censorship.
33:40We need to engage, even with unpalatable subjects.
33:45That's why we're here.
33:47We're artists.
33:49Absolutely.
33:50Goodness, that better.
34:05So, you're divorced, but still married to your ex-wife.
34:09What?
34:09No.
34:10Yeah, living beside her in the same street and probably paying her bills.
34:16You will never move on, Tom.
34:18Actually, Mina, I have moved on.
34:20Tom, Sheridan, we meet again.
34:23Oh, hi.
34:24Oh, I love the smell of manual labor.
34:29So, is this your little chaos?
34:31Oh, yes.
34:32Yeah, that's the...
34:34Can I get you a nice coffee?
34:36Yeah, you certainly can.
34:40I just came from Pilates.
34:44Got to keep it tight.
34:46And I have, I'm told.
34:56Well, you look fantastic.
34:58I bet you say that to all the girls in the higher tax bracket.
35:01So, when are you coming over?
35:03I thought you said you were doing building work.
35:05No, no, that's all done.
35:06Yeah, you can come anytime.
35:08In the right hands, yes.
35:11Tuesday, give you a grand tour.
35:13Yeah, I'd love to see all your nooks and crannies.
35:14Yeah, like, certainly show you.
35:17Crannies.
35:18I'll bring the starter.
35:20Oysters, champagne, pleather.
35:22Whatever tickles your tip and wets your whistle.
35:25Mr. Sheridan.
35:27Greg.
35:37Right, lads.
35:39Little announcement.
35:41Most of you know we've had a pretty fucking choppy year.
35:44Now, we may not have hit the iceberg, but our arses are definitely in the water in desperate times.
35:50Sorry, I'm late.
35:52Parking was a mare.
35:55What is that smell?
35:57Everyone, this is Vicky.
35:59Hi.
36:00I work for Skihan, and we rescue trouble businesses.
36:03And we bought the majority share in Applebee's.
36:07Just think of me as your new boss.
36:09Co-boss.
36:11I still have a stake.
36:12Aw.
36:13And listen, I'm really sorry about the layoffs.
36:16Layoffs?
36:16What layoffs?
36:17Well, we haven't gotten into...
36:19Your numbers aren't great, I'm afraid.
36:21So some of you, probably you, will be leaving us.
36:25But that's a conversation for next week.
36:27What's your name?
36:29Me.
36:30Hmm.
36:31Anthony.
36:32Aunt.
36:32Not the aunt who made his quarterly numbers by selling his family home.
36:37And flogging his dad a place in the inner city.
36:40Anna Randall to his mom, yeah.
36:43No, that is the sort of personal commitment I'm looking for.
36:47Serious.
36:48Dedicated.
36:49Willing to take his work home.
36:51I like it.
36:53Come with me.
36:59I love your shoes.
37:01Thanks.
37:03So, Aunt.
37:06Tell me about yourself.
37:09I'm really sorry if I spoke out of turn.
37:11There were press in that room.
37:13I did say it could be tricky.
37:16Which if...
37:16Excuse me?
37:18You and I are contemporaries.
37:19We were at college together.
37:21We studied together.
37:22Not like I can exactly teach you anything.
37:24Well, no, that's true.
37:26And we were lovers.
37:29In the past?
37:30Absolutely.
37:31But it is a complicating factor.
37:33And if I'm going to take this position,
37:35we need to be transparent with the college.
37:37with human resources
37:39so that the boundaries are completely...
37:41I agree.
37:42You do?
37:43Totally.
37:44Big fan of boundaries.
37:45So you agree that it's inappropriate
37:47for you to coordinate my residency?
37:49Yeah.
37:50Yes, probably.
37:52Or run my seminar groups.
37:55Uh-huh.
37:56Or for us to be alone together
37:57in a professional setting of any kind.
38:00What?
38:02Okay, it's not like I'm the only person
38:04you've been involved with here, Jack.
38:06It was Christmas.
38:06Look, I'm just trying to be clear
38:08on the parameters here.
38:10Seemed pretty clear to me.
38:12You two just won't be working together.
38:15But if I'm not coordinating
38:17the Artists in Residence program
38:19or running the seminar groups,
38:20what exactly am I doing here?
38:23Tutoring the second years.
38:25But I was pretty much doing that last term.
38:27What about career growth?
38:29What about women supporting women?
38:31We're not doing that anymore.
38:32Right.
38:33If everyone's agreed,
38:34I'll print the contracts
38:35and you can both sign them ASAP.
38:39Maybe just leave the door open, yeah?
38:42Safeguard.
38:58Can I help you?
39:07How are you doing?
39:08Great.
39:09I wasn't sleeping.
39:18I'll pump on down.
39:19Really?
39:20It's just that every time we do,
39:21he starts crying,
39:22so I think it's probably best
39:22if I just...
39:23Mom said he needs to learn to self-soothe.
39:27Come on.
39:29Now.
39:32Now.
39:36Shh, shh.
39:41Okay.
39:43Rest.
39:44Your family will be here soon.
39:45My family?
39:47Yeah, we invited them, remember?
39:49Why?
39:50Caroline, they haven't seen him
39:51since the hospital.
39:52You want him to bomb, don't you?
39:54Oh.
39:55Possibly.
39:56Rest.
39:57Come on.
40:01He's fine.
40:07So.
40:08Where exactly did you used to live?
40:11Oh, er, just a few doors down.
40:14So you know the people we bought from?
40:16Oh, yeah.
40:17Very well.
40:19Wonderful family.
40:20They might have been wonderful.
40:22Well, I don't think they've redecorated
40:23since the early 90s.
40:24Late 90s.
40:26Probably.
40:27We're doing a complete overhaul,
40:29top to bottom.
40:31It's daily in our place in France.
40:33Oh.
40:34I'm just here taking measurements.
40:39Didn't some tragedy happen here?
40:42The old owners?
40:44Their son?
40:47Yeah.
40:50Yeah.
40:51And their daughter was an alcoholic.
40:52Oh, God.
40:53And then there was that dreadful murder across the street.
40:58Pam.
41:00Yes.
41:01Awful.
41:02Almost like the place is cursed.
41:04Well, that's what I said to my husband.
41:06When we heard there'd be a delay in the planning permission,
41:09he wanted to rent it out.
41:10I really don't like leaving it empty.
41:13But honestly,
41:14with that history,
41:15and this day,
41:16Cor,
41:17who would take it?
41:18Yeah.
41:29Yo!
41:31Oh,
41:32I have had the most insane day.
41:34Oh.
41:35Aye, aye, aye.
41:39Miss Darrell?
41:40Update?
41:41No.
41:42Don't read my texts.
41:43Is it a secret?
41:44Not mine.
41:48Hey.
41:49Oh, hi.
41:51How are you?
41:52Fine.
41:52How are you?
41:53Fine.
41:54What were you up to today?
41:55Nothing.
41:56Why?
41:57What were you up to?
41:58Nothing.
42:00Okay, weird.
42:01Give us a hand to these bags, will you?
42:08Hmm.
42:18Rory?
42:24Rory?
42:36Rory?
42:40Rory?
42:49Hey, guys.
42:51Hey, Rory.
42:52Hey, Rory.
42:54Oh, you're a good boy.
42:57You're so hungry.
43:01What's going on?
43:02Caroline?
43:03How could you do this?
43:04He was hungry.
43:05I was letting you sleep.
43:06I don't want to sleep.
43:07What? What's happening?
43:08She gave him formula.
43:14Is that poisonous?
43:16Oh, for God's sake, Caroline.
43:17What's the big deal?
43:19I didn't breastfeed all my babies.
43:21Didn't you?
43:22Of course not.
43:23Didn't do them any harm.
43:25Now, where's the kitchen?
43:26We brought nibbles.
43:27Through here.
43:37So you didn't breastfeed all your babies?
43:40Oh, maybe.
43:41We should stay off this subject.
43:43I'm just curious.
43:44Which ones didn't you breastfeed?
43:45Was it all of us?
43:46Or the first?
43:48I don't remember.
43:50People weren't so neurotic in those days.
43:52It's gone mad.
43:54There are actually a lot of studies about the long-term benefits of breastfeeding.
43:58Firstly, it's been proven that...
43:59Did you breastfeed Carl, for example?
44:01I really think...
44:02No.
44:03I didn't breastfeed you either, because you were tricky.
44:06Oh, I did breastfeed Caroline for six months.
44:10But I don't think that's why she's successful.
44:13Did you breastfeed me?
44:14Oh, God, no.
44:15I was exhausted by then.
44:17Yeah.
44:18So, what about names?
44:20You made any headway?
44:21We still can't decide.
44:23I like Augustus.
44:24I like Gus.
44:25I don't like either.
44:27What about Ant?
44:28Hero of the Labour Ward?
44:29No.
44:30What about Tom?
44:31What about Daryl?
44:33Daryl?
44:34Very popular these days.
44:36I'm not sure.
44:37Well, you've got to call him something, you know.
44:39You can't be calling him the baby when he's 45.
44:40It has to be right, though.
44:43In our day, people were much more relaxed about these things.
44:46What things?
44:47Parenting?
44:48Well, yeah.
44:49I mean, the way people go on nowadays, you'd swear it was the hardest job in the world.
44:53All children need is love, food and...
44:57Honesty.
44:58Absolutely.
44:59Wow.
45:00Okay.
45:02Well, you know what I mean, Chef.
45:03We don't need a family meeting.
45:05I wasn't suggesting a family meeting.
45:07Thank God.
45:09I think it's pretty simple.
45:11Don't all kids really just need a family?
45:16Somewhere to belong?
45:24What's with her?
45:42Hey, Daryl.
45:44It's me, Shiv.
45:45We're at this family thing, and I've been thinking you should come.
45:50I'll introduce you to everyone.
45:53I'll send you the address, but just come now, okay?
45:55Before I change my mind.
45:58Yeah.
46:03I'm going to change two gloves.
46:04I hope so, for fuck's sake, Rory.
46:06Close.
46:07Come on.
46:08Oh, fine.
46:10Okay, Tom, you're up.
46:11All right.
46:13There you go.
46:14Nice.
46:14There it comes.
46:15Jack, back to me.
46:17And then...
46:18Fucking hell, Rory.
46:20I was always very honest with Rory growing up, except about Santa.
46:26And sex.
46:34I'll get it.
46:42Is Shiv...
46:44Yeah, yeah, sure.
46:45Who's at the door?
46:47It's for Shiv.
46:48Shiv?
46:48Shiv.
46:49Yeah.
46:52Hi.
46:56Hello.
47:02I'm Daryl.
47:04Oh, you're Daryl?
47:07That's mad.
47:08We were just talking about it, Daryl.
47:09Aren't we?
47:11Yeah, how do you two know each other?
47:15Um...
47:18Oh, you're Daryl.
47:18Oh, you're Daryl.
47:20Oh, you're Daryl.
47:21Oh, you're Daryl.
47:22Oh, you're Daryl.
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