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00:17okay so before we move on to shares just want to remind you we are still looking for a treasurer
00:23everyone seems happy for me to continue as chair not that i could ever replace karen
00:28and these are competitive positions you know essential criteria being drink problem
00:34dysfunctional family of origin narcissistic mother only messing narcissistic mother's not
00:41essential mine's just a bonus oh sorry
00:50no come in we've just started
00:54it's loads of room right excuse me sorry for interrupting
01:04the important thing is to be here
01:08right
01:14so where were we uh narcissistic mothers no shares let's open the floor for shares
01:26i've been through quite a big life change recently we sold our family home
01:34i've moved to a different part of the city
01:39i'm divorced
01:42after nearly 40 years
01:44here you go valerie that's your latte
01:46thanks tom looks delicious
01:48obviously that's been hard on both of us
01:51so um are you are you getting any more bagels in
01:53for you valerie we'll get some into one
01:57but we're coping
02:00the kids are all grown up now so the divorce didn't affect them at all
02:04anthony sheridan i have a 10 o'clock therapy session
02:08my second daughter is about to pop
02:13is it in yes
02:15she's the doctor
02:15are you sure this is safe
02:17yes
02:18i can help until you sleep her
02:19i'm afraid i'm going to hit its head or something
02:21for god's sake worry will you just write me i need this baby out
02:24i'm looking forward to having a grandchild
02:27still
02:28it makes you think
02:31i'm not the woman i was anymore
02:33i'll never be that woman again
02:37so
02:38who am i
02:42i suppose that's why i'm here
02:46well i don't think you can go wrong with the leopard
02:49it's bold
02:50it's dramatic
02:51it makes a statement
02:53and it ties in with the crushed velvet floral cushions you were looking at earlier so
02:58i'd say there's a real identity there
03:00yeah
03:03okay
03:06see you next week
03:06okay
03:07take care
03:12that was a great meeting
03:14oh thanks
03:15i was here last week
03:17too
03:18yeah
03:19yeah i thought i recognised you
03:21yeah well i sat up the back
03:23i'm
03:24kind of new to all this
03:26i thought it was a total cult when i first started
03:28right
03:30so you're from australia
03:32yes
03:32yeah i'm
03:33chef
03:33quick words
03:36sure
03:39oh um yeah i might just um
03:45chef
03:46what are you doing
03:47helping newcomer
03:48you know those female teachers you see on the news who've slept with 15 year old school boys
03:53because they said they were hot and the teachers forgot they were adults
03:56and then they get called sexual predators and sent off to jail
03:59that's basically you
04:01excuse me
04:02you're at the chair
04:03you can't be flirting with vulnerable people
04:05we're a safe space
04:06not a junkie pickup joint
04:08firstly who says i'm flirting
04:10secondly
04:11don't quote people in recovery junkies
04:13i included you me in that
04:15thirdly you're not my sponsor anymore
04:17after the last few months i know a divorce i've no business sponsoring people
04:21i was just offering some friendly advice
04:23well i'm fine thanks
04:24seriously
04:26you home for dinner tonight
04:27got a pork chop
04:30you know you don't have to cook for me just because we're living together
04:32of course i have it
04:3515 years married to a bald patch
04:37you'll never set foot in the kitchen
04:39i'll get used to
04:41i could cook
04:42no
04:42you're grand
04:43moment's gone
04:43just don't
04:45give your number to the sexy ozzy okay
04:47great
04:47bye
04:48see you all
05:03is she a little scary
05:06karen no
05:07once you get to know her she's just terrifying
05:09right
05:11hey um
05:13i could probably use a little bit of guidance with all this
05:16oh okay yeah i could introduce you to mickey
05:19he's really
05:19could i grab your number
05:22yeah sure
05:23yeah
05:24all right
05:30i'm daryl
05:43hey bernie
05:45tom
05:46let me give you a hand
05:47thanks i didn't realize it was so heavy
05:54i'm uh
05:55i just got a permit for me kiosk around the corner
05:59it's gonna be my new spot
06:00oh
06:03how are you settling in
06:05grand yeah
06:07it's great to be near town
06:09just got a few things for the house
06:13trying to make it more
06:14homey
06:15yeah are you still sure about renting
06:20yeah i'm not ready to buy it
06:22yeah it's just the money sitting in your account for you
06:24wouldn't be hard to burn through that
06:26yeah well
06:27it's not your problem anymore tom
06:29you don't have to worry
06:39what's that
06:39a leopard
06:43uh how about dinner sometime
06:46dinner
06:47yeah my place
06:48be nice to catch up
06:49okay
06:50i'll text you
06:52right
06:53see you there
06:55bye
06:56oh
06:56oh
06:56oh
06:56oh
06:56oh
06:56oh
06:58oh
07:00oh
07:02oh
07:03oh
07:23Well, I guess I feel like I'm in a bit of a rut.
07:26What kind of rut?
07:28Well, my career's going nowhere.
07:29I don't really have a place to live since my parents split.
07:32I can't afford to rent, I can't afford to buy, so I can't afford to quit.
07:37I feel anxious all the time, and it's difficult to sleep.
07:45And I haven't had sex in five months.
07:47You haven't had sex in five months?
07:52Do you think I'm depressed?
07:54Probably.
07:56If my brother's the last person you had sex with.
07:59Oh, well, no, it wasn't.
08:01It was actually, um, doesn't matter.
08:08I just feel like I should be better, you know?
08:13Better at life.
08:17So I thought coming here might help.
08:20Maybe.
08:22Yeah, might.
08:24You are qualified in everything.
08:26Yeah.
08:27Okay.
08:29Pretty much.
08:36Caroline.
08:37Up at last.
08:39Sorry, I was in the shower and getting dressed takes forever, but...
08:42There's decaf in the pot.
08:44Oh, lovely.
08:45But we're out of milk.
08:50Rory, are you still able to come to the garden centre with me today?
08:54Oh, I don't know if I should, just with Carla being so close...
08:57Oh, no, go.
08:58Both of you should go.
08:59But you'll be on your own?
09:00Yeah.
09:01I'll manage.
09:02The baby can come out of your time now.
09:04Well, spoiler alert, it's not going to look like you.
09:08Mum?
09:09What?
09:10I'm only joking.
09:12If I had a problem with her being pregnant with another man's child, would I have welcomed
09:15her into my home?
09:17No.
09:23Oh, it's your little gay brother.
09:25I let him in.
09:27Quite the rainbow family here, aren't we?
09:33Every day, Anna.
09:34You wear it every day.
09:36Well, it's just, I'm only the temp, so I didn't think...
09:39Shiv, where's your t-shirt?
09:41Which t-shirt?
09:42Women Supporting Women in the Arts, our feminist campaign.
09:45Oh, I didn't realise that.
09:48Vulva?
09:50Lovely.
09:50Oh, is this because of that Swedish lady who's coming?
09:53Oh, they're mad for feminism in Sweden.
09:55Sandrine Horst is Danish, and a leading artist in her field.
10:00And no, I've always given women a leg up.
10:03Look at Shiv.
10:03Shiv came in a lowly secretary with no qualifications.
10:07Well, a degree in fine art.
10:08Now she's coordinating our new international artist in residence programme.
10:13Yeah.
10:14Listen, Dervla, thanks.
10:15This is massive, and I really appreciate it.
10:18You're still at reception on Fridays.
10:21Okay.
10:22Right.
10:22We need a press release saying we have an exciting new residency, and something about women.
10:28I think you're going to learn a lot from Sandrine.
10:31She's a serious artist.
10:34Put on your vulva.
10:38Is it not unethical for your ex's sister to be her therapist?
10:42I don't think so.
10:43I'm hoping she'll give me some tea.
10:45Why don't you just stalk his Instagram like a normal person?
10:48He deleted it.
10:49Oh, chocolate fingers.
10:54What?
10:55My water just broke.
10:58Jesus.
10:59Didn't expect a waterfall.
11:00Doesn't that mean the baby's coming?
11:03Eventually.
11:04Should we get you to a hospital?
11:06It's the first baby.
11:07It could take literally hours.
11:08Should we call Rory?
11:09Oh, God.
11:10It's the first bit of peace I've had in weeks.
11:13I'll go and change.
11:15Can you clean that up?
11:32When you've seen Europe, you've really turned things around.
11:35Well, they've always lived in Europe.
11:37They've got good taste.
11:38Just think about it.
11:39Okay?
11:39Okay?
11:48Hey.
11:50I'm Jack Corcoran.
11:52I don't think we've met.
11:54Oh, I'm Anna.
11:55I'm just the temp.
11:57Nice pussy.
11:59Pardon?
12:05Oh, thanks.
12:07He's a rescue.
12:10Aren't they all?
12:18Can you believe that?
12:20He just blatantly ignored me.
12:22I mean, okay, we're not friends.
12:24And after the last time, he totally fucked me over.
12:27I think he knows exactly what I...
12:29Can we just behave like adults, please?
12:32Oh, my God.
12:32Is he your ex?
12:35I was totally getting gay vibes.
12:37No, he's...
12:38Oh, doesn't matter.
12:43You know what?
12:44I'm going to go out there and say hi.
12:46You know, if he wants to be immature and pathetic, that's on him.
12:50I'm going to be the bigger person.
12:51That sounds really wise.
12:56Hey.
13:01Saw you inside.
13:05Didn't want it to be weird.
13:11So, how's things?
13:12How's Stevie?
13:13Good, yeah.
13:15I think.
13:17She's in Berlin now with Kristen.
13:19So, the whole custody thing?
13:20I dropped all that.
13:21This is better for stability.
13:24I know some people felt they didn't deserve her anyway, so...
13:27Well, I didn't go to Australia, obviously.
13:31Just didn't feel right in the end.
13:34Alex was really caught up about it.
13:38But, you know...
13:41You have to follow your...
13:42I've got to run, sorry.
13:43Take care.
13:49Oh, shit.
14:09Tom Sheridan.
14:12Anya Harrington, divorce lawyer
14:14You never called me back? Bold
14:16Oh, Anya
14:17Yeah, sorry
14:18We just did it simply at the end
14:21Don't tell me you're still in that little shed
14:23No
14:25I bought a house, actually
14:27Oh, a house
14:28Get you, smart and sexy
14:31Is this cantaloupe dripping
14:32Or am I just pleased to see you?
14:36But seriously though, when am I coming over?
14:42Are you sure you're going to need all of these?
14:45Where the fuck is Rory?
14:47Why is he not picking up?
14:48Maybe we should just go straight to the hospital
14:54No
14:57We're not one of those hysterical women
14:59Who arrives at the first contraction
15:00Doctors hate those
15:02So what are we going to do?
15:04Ice cream
15:25And I was out, out walking
15:29When I heard two men talking
15:32There was something in the air
15:34No, I knew it wasn't right
15:37But there was something so inviting
15:40To my broken heart
15:41Which is trying
15:43To recall what we had
16:05I knew it was in my head
16:07No, I knew it'd be alright
16:09But there was something so inviting
16:12To my broken heart
16:14Which is trying
16:15To recall what we had
16:20If I could freeze the frame
16:25Every moment
16:26If I could freeze the frame
16:32Rainy
16:34Oh, hi Greta
16:36I was just
16:37I know
16:38They're gushing the place
16:39I have some letters for you
16:41Oh
16:41I would have forwarded them
16:43But you didn't text me your address
16:45Where is it again?
16:47Town?
16:47No, it's just
16:50Oh, sorry
16:52This time with Sarah
16:53She's still in New York
16:55I'll tell her you said hi
16:57Okay
16:57Hi, Rob
17:00I live in the garden
17:01You can dance
17:02I live in the garden
17:39Hurry up.
17:40What?
17:41I got you two flames.
17:41It's coming.
17:42The baby's coming.
17:43But I thought...
17:43The baby's fucking coming!
17:54Be careful that woman.
17:57It's so weird.
17:59I've literally never come here anymore.
18:01Why is it shit?
18:02No, my ex owns it.
18:04Don't worry.
18:05He's in Australia now.
18:06You don't know him, do you?
18:09No.
18:12Hey, I'm really glad you could meet me.
18:17Yeah.
18:20Yeah, listen, Daryl.
18:21I don't know if I'm being presumptuous or I've misunderstood, but just so we're clear, if two people are both
18:28in recovery.
18:29Oh, yeah.
18:31I'm not in recovery.
18:33Okay.
18:34But even if you...
18:35I think you might have a problem.
18:37Well, yeah, I don't have a problem.
18:40I don't have a problem with drinking, because I'm not an alcoholic.
18:47So, why are you coming to meetings?
18:49Yeah.
18:50Well, uh...
18:53Because...
18:55Well, I wanted to meet you.
18:59What's happening?
19:00Because I have a detailed birth plan, and right now I should be in...
19:03Oh, somebody likes to be in control.
19:05You're a little further along than you realise, so we're taking you straight to the birth and suite.
19:10For the epidural?
19:10Oh, God, no, it's too late for that.
19:13What?
19:14Here we are.
19:15Okay, so I've texted Mum and Dad and Rory's on way, so I'm...
19:18Don't leave me.
19:19What?
19:20He's going to be here literally...
19:20Please, Aunt.
19:22I can't do this on my own.
19:26So you followed me to a meeting?
19:28No.
19:30Yes.
19:30But that...
19:31That sounds a bit stalkery.
19:33Yes, and unethical.
19:34Yeah, but I'm not a creep, I promise.
19:36Well, you're kind of sounding like one.
19:38I know, and that's...
19:40That's unfortunate, because that's the exact opposite of how I was wanting to come across.
19:46Sorry, did you need to...
19:47Do you need to get that?
19:48Uh, oh, it's just...
19:51You know, people bare their souls at those meetings.
19:53Yes, and I have huge respect for that.
19:55You can't just walk in there.
19:56No, I know.
19:57Just because you, I don't know, might have a crush on someone you saw on the street.
20:02Uh, well, someone's really trying to get a hold of you.
20:06Did you...
20:06Oh, it's just my mum.
20:08She's pretty relentless.
20:09You guys don't get along?
20:11She's just not someone I need to be around that much.
20:14Right.
20:15She lies.
20:16She manipulates.
20:18I can't really trust her.
20:19She...
20:20Why am I talking about this?
20:21You're the one supposed to be explaining yourself.
20:22Yeah, you're right.
20:23Okay.
20:24Um...
20:26This is going to seem a little bit...
20:30Oh, God.
20:31Oh, my God.
20:33My sister's in labour.
20:34Caroline?
20:35Yeah.
20:36They took her to hospital.
20:38Do you know Caroline?
20:41Oh, well, um...
20:42No, not really.
20:44Okay, I have to go.
20:45Yeah, you go.
20:45You gotta go.
20:46Um, well, should I just...
20:48I'll get you a call and we'll...
20:49Yeah, you gotta go.
20:50Yeah.
20:55Okay, here we go.
20:57Ready?
20:58Oh, Jesus.
21:01Oh, Jesus.
21:02Nearly there.
21:03Do you want to come down for the head?
21:05No.
21:05No, I really don't.
21:06I spent all of my life avoiding vaginas, so...
21:09I'm here.
21:10I'm here.
21:10I'm sorry.
21:11Oh, where the fuck were you?
21:13There's a sale on some of the plants.
21:15Never mind.
21:16I can see the head, okay?
21:18One more time.
21:19Ready?
21:20Ready.
21:21Breathe.
21:22Breathe.
21:22Oh, yeah.
21:22Shut up.
21:23I'm sorry.
21:36What's happening?
21:37Where is she?
21:38Has she had it?
21:39We were ringing you.
21:41I know.
21:41That's why I'm here.
21:43Yeah, she's still in there.
21:44She's doing well.
21:45Oh.
21:51How are you, love?
21:53How's everything at Karen's?
21:55Good.
21:56Yeah.
21:56Sattling in.
21:58Been chairing some meetings.
22:00All right.
22:04Your mum says I've offered you more teaching at the college.
22:09That's great.
22:11Turning over a new leaf?
22:13Well, I've had a job and been sober for well over a year, Auntie Rita, so not really a
22:17new leaf, but I take your point.
22:21You haven't invited me to the new place yet?
22:25Rita says it's not half as boxy as it looks from outside.
22:28It's a boy.
22:29It's a boy.
22:30Seven pounds, four ounces.
22:32Great.
22:32You.
22:36That's great.
22:37Congratulations.
22:39Boys are much more affectionate.
22:44Thanks.
22:55Wait, you see him?
23:02You okay, uncle?
23:04I'm going to be in therapy for the rest of my life.
23:15Hey, Shiv.
23:16Look, I'm really sorry about earlier.
23:18It must have totally freaked you out.
23:21To be honest, I was just really nervous.
23:25And yeah, maybe this will be easier in a voice note.
23:27I don't know.
23:30Basically, the reason I asked to meet you today and what I was trying to say is...
23:37Fuck it.
23:38I'm just going to have to come out with this.
23:42I'm your brother.
23:44Well, your half brother.
23:46Your dad's not my dad, but your mum, Bernie.
23:50She's my mum too.
23:52And the reason I'm in Dublin is...
23:56Well, I want to meet her.
24:11Do you have any proof?
24:14Proof?
24:15How do I know you're telling the truth?
24:19Yeah, well...
24:20I have this.
24:28That's your mum, right?
24:31Yeah.
24:34Johnny Bollocks.
24:36That's the guy who got your mum knocked up in 1983.
24:40His name was Johnny Bollocks?
24:41No, his name is Nigel.
24:43That was his stage name.
24:44It was a musician.
24:46Oh, yeah.
24:47That's him.
24:51And...
24:52Could that be your mum?
24:57She...
24:58She was a groupie.
25:00Yeah, certainly was.
25:03How did you find all this?
25:04Did your dad...
25:05Oh, no, he's dead.
25:08No, my folks, my adopted folks,
25:10they gave me all the info they had.
25:12And they actually encouraged me to write.
25:15But...
25:16Well, your mum never...
25:19wrote back.
25:21What is it you think I can do for you here, Daryl?
25:25I was hoping that you could introduce me to my mum.
25:30Our mum.
25:31Oh, my God.
25:32Okay.
25:34No, that is not a good idea.
25:36Well, it's just because I don't want to ambush her.
25:37I can't be involved in this.
25:38I'm sorry.
25:39Honestly, all I'm asking is...
25:40Listen, Bernie and I have a complicated relationship, okay?
25:43Deeply complicated.
25:45Deeply.
25:45Yeah, I know.
25:46Yeah, crazy fucking complicated.
25:49You know?
25:50Well, yeah, I was in the meetings.
25:52Remember?
25:55You talk about her a lot.
25:59Yeah.
26:04They're never going to get that in there.
26:06Turn it on inside.
26:09Oh, the new sofa bed's here.
26:11Love it.
26:13Got a gift of hers tonight.
26:14I thought she bought a sofa bed last week.
26:16They call her glass with the paintwork.
26:17What?
26:18So what?
26:18She sent it back?
26:19Gave it to Auntie Rita, I think.
26:21But you mean she didn't even get a refund?
26:23Why are you getting your G-string in a twist?
26:25Do you know how much rent she pays?
26:27It's literally my job to know.
26:28But she's going to run out of money.
26:30But it's her money.
26:31Yeah, but Ant...
26:31I thought the whole point of divorce was that you don't have to care what the other person
26:34does, like, ever again.
26:36Well, I worry about her.
26:38Then why the fuck didn't you stay married to her?
26:48Likewise.
26:53Take it.
27:06Oh, please.
27:09Morning.
27:10Morning, love.
27:11How did you sleep?
27:11Great, actually.
27:13Before Caroline was up all night.
27:16So I heard...
27:18We need to call the lactation consultant.
27:21Again?
27:21I think she was a little annoyed last time.
27:23I don't think he's latching properly today.
27:25He might be starving.
27:26He looks gaunt.
27:28What?
27:28Do you think he looks gaunt?
27:30He looks fine.
27:32Here.
27:35Oh, my goodness.
27:37I think he looks like a happy old nipple.
27:39I don't get all this fuss about latching.
27:42It's the most natural thing in the world.
27:45Your monkeys do it.
27:46They don't have midwives.
27:47Actually, it's quite a common issue.
27:49Well, Rory had no problem.
27:52Clamped right on at the sight of my nipple.
27:54He'd probably still be sucking away now if he could get away with it.
27:58Gross.
27:59I'm gonna take him upstairs to Rory again.
28:01Well, why don't you have a little rest?
28:03I can give him some express milk.
28:05I haven't expressed any milk.
28:06Why not just give him some formula?
28:09Formula.
28:10Is it really gonna cost that much?
28:12I'm not giving my baby formula after only a few weeks of breastfeeding.
28:15What about his microbiome?
28:16What about his mental health?
28:17His mental health?
28:19If monkeys can do it, so can I.
28:23I just haven't tried hard enough, clearly.
28:26No.
28:30Give the patience for a saint.
28:35Listen, Daryl, I'm sorry.
28:37I know this is a shock.
28:39Finding out your mum, who you've known your entire life as a secret kid.
28:42Actually, that feels like just the sort of thing that Bernie would do.
28:46Right.
28:47Look, I'm just trying to have a healthier relationship with my family.
28:49And that involves not being involved with my family too much.
28:57This, this complicates things.
29:00Yeah, look, I get it.
29:03It's okay.
29:05Okay.
29:07It's just my mum died last year.
29:11My adopted mum.
29:13We were close.
29:14Sorry.
29:15And my dad's been gone a decade.
29:18And I've got a brother who lives in Perth, but we're not.
29:23You know.
29:26Yeah, I don't really feel like I have a family anymore.
29:29And look, maybe you're right.
29:31Maybe your mum will just turn out to be a big fucking disappointment.
29:34I mean, some of the things that you've said about her.
29:36I didn't say them about her.
29:40I mean, I said them about her privately.
29:42Yeah.
29:43In a private, public meeting that was private.
29:47Yeah.
29:49Look, just because I don't want to get involved with you and Bernie doesn't mean you and I can't hang
29:54out while you're here, if you want.
29:57How's tonight?
29:57Oh, no, I can't.
30:01I have a family thing.
30:13Flat white, please.
30:15Doug?
30:17Nina.
30:18What are you doing in there?
30:19I work here.
30:20I own it.
30:21You own this?
30:23Yeah.
30:23It's my new business.
30:25My clown said it's the best coffin Dublin.
30:27Yeah, well, don't want to boast.
30:29But yeah.
30:30Last time I saw you, you were living in a shed.
30:32Well, I think you'll find things have changed quite significantly.
30:36Nina.
30:37You know, I'm not the man I used to be.
30:39You were hardly a man at all.
30:45Oh, it's me, please.
31:33What's he doing here?
31:34What did Durvla not tell you?
31:37As most of you are aware, our international artist-in-residence was supposed to be Sondrine Horst.
31:46Sadly, an unfortunate horse-riding event two days ago has kept her in Copenhagen and a neck brace.
31:53But, happily, Jack Corcoran, knight in shining armour, has stepped in last minute.
32:06We are beyond thrilled that an artist of his calibre will be inspiring our students while creating a new exhibition
32:14for our very own O'Reilly studio entitled Toxic Masculinity and Taboo.
32:20Are you fucking joking me?
32:22Jack, a few words.
32:24I don't want to keep everyone, to be honest with you, I'm not a big fan of institutions, been thrown
32:30out of a few.
32:31But when Durvla said it was an emergency, I thought, fuck it, art comes first, huh?
32:38Whatever about college and degrees and all that bullshit, what I'm excited for is connecting with the next generation of
32:45artists,
32:46while also making work about a subject that's pretty close to my heart.
32:51Toxic masculinity.
32:55Have you a problem with that?
32:57No.
32:58No, no, no.
33:00I'm aware it's a confronting subject.
33:04I've been a toxic man.
33:08You've been a toxic man.
33:09We've all been toxic men.
33:11But if we don't own that and really look at ourselves, well, society can't move on.
33:19We need to talk about men.
33:20I, sorry, I just thought we were supposed to be talking about women.
33:29Is that not the whole point of this campaign?
33:33Women.
33:34Well, that's not strictly...
33:36Look, if my voice is unwelcome here...
33:38Your voice is essential.
33:39Art shouldn't be about censorship.
33:41We need to engage, even with unpalatable subjects.
33:45That's why we're here.
33:47We're artists.
33:49Absolutely.
33:50Goodness, that better.
34:05So, you're divorced, but still married to your ex-wife.
34:09What?
34:10No.
34:10Yeah, living beside her in the same street and probably paying her bills.
34:16You will never move on, Tom.
34:18Actually, Mina, I have moved on.
34:20Tom, Sheridan, we meet again.
34:23Oh, hi.
34:24Oh, I love the smell of manual labor.
34:29So, is this your little chaos?
34:31Well, yes, yeah, that's...
34:33Can I get you a nice coffee?
34:36Yeah, you certainly can.
34:40I just came from Pilates.
34:44Got to keep it tight.
34:46And I have, I'm told.
34:56Well, you look fantastic.
34:57I bet you say that to all the girls in the higher tax bracket.
35:01So, when are you coming over?
35:03I thought you said you were doing building work.
35:05No, no, that's all done.
35:06Yeah, you can come anytime.
35:08In the right hands, yes.
35:11Tuesday, give you a grand tour.
35:13Yeah, I'd love to see all your nooks and crannies.
35:15Yeah, like, certainly show your crannies.
35:19I'll bring the starter.
35:20Oysters, champagne, pleather, whatever tickles your tip and wets your whistle.
35:25Mr. Sheridan.
35:28Greg?
35:29Woo!
35:37Right, lads.
35:39A little announcement.
35:41Most of you know we've had a pretty fucking choppy year.
35:44Now, we may not have hit the iceberg,
35:46but our arses are definitely in the water in desperate times.
35:50Sorry, I'm late.
35:52Parking was a mare.
35:55What is that smell?
35:57Everyone, this is Vicky.
35:59Hi.
36:00I work for Skihan, and we rescue trouble businesses.
36:03And we bought the majority share in Applebee's.
36:07Just think of me as your new boss.
36:09Co-boss.
36:11I still have a stake.
36:12Aw.
36:13And listen, I'm really sorry about the layoffs.
36:16Layoffs?
36:16What layoffs?
36:17Well, we haven't gotten into...
36:19Your numbers aren't great, I'm afraid.
36:21So some of you, probably you, will be leaving us.
36:25But that's a conversation for next week.
36:27What's your name?
36:29Me.
36:30Hmm.
36:31Anthony.
36:32Aunt.
36:32Not the aunt who made his quarterly numbers by selling his family home
36:37and flogging his dad a place in the inner city.
36:40Anna Randall to his mom, yeah.
36:43Now that is the sort of personal commitment I'm looking for.
36:47Serious.
36:48Dedicated.
36:49Willing to take his work home.
36:51I like it.
36:53Come with me.
36:59I love your shoes.
37:01Thanks.
37:03So, aunt.
37:06Tell me about yourself.
37:09I'm really sorry if I spoke out of turn.
37:11There were press in that room.
37:13I did say it could be tricky.
37:15Which if...
37:16Excuse me?
37:17You and I are contemporaries.
37:19We were at college together.
37:21We studied together.
37:22Not like I can exactly teach you anything.
37:24Well, no, that's true.
37:26And we were lovers.
37:29In the past?
37:30Absolutely.
37:31But it is a complicating factor.
37:33And if I'm going to take this position,
37:35we need to be transparent with the college,
37:38with human resources,
37:39so that the boundaries are completely...
37:41I agree.
37:42You do?
37:43Totally.
37:44Big fan of boundaries.
37:45So you agree that it's inappropriate for you
37:48to coordinate my residency?
37:49Yeah.
37:50Yes, probably.
37:52Or run my seminar groups.
37:55Uh-huh.
37:56Or for us to be alone together
37:57in a professional setting of any kind.
38:00What?
38:02Okay, it's not like I'm the only person
38:04you've been involved with here, Jack.
38:06It was Christmas.
38:07I'm just trying to be clear on the parameters here.
38:10Seemed pretty clear to me.
38:12You two just won't be working together.
38:15But if I'm not coordinating the Artist-in-Residence program
38:19or running the seminar groups,
38:20what exactly am I doing here?
38:23Tutoring the second years.
38:25But I was pretty much doing that last term.
38:27What about career growth?
38:29What about women supporting women?
38:31We're not doing that anymore.
38:32Right, if everyone's agreed,
38:34I'll print the contracts
38:35and you can both sign them ASAP.
38:38Maybe just leave the door open, yeah?
38:42Safeguard.
38:58Can I help you?
39:07How are you doing?
39:08Great.
39:09I wasn't sleeping.
39:18I'll pump him down.
39:19Really?
39:20It's just that every time we do,
39:21he starts crying,
39:22so I think it's probably best
39:23if I just...
39:23Mom said he needs to learn to self-soothe.
39:27Come on.
39:29Now.
39:32Hey, yeah.
39:34Hey, no.
39:36Shh, shh.
39:37Shh, shh.
39:38Shh, shh.
39:39Shh, shh, shh.
39:41Okay.
39:43Rest.
39:44Your family will be here soon.
39:45My family?
39:47Yeah, we invited them, remember?
39:49Why?
39:50Caroline, they haven't seen him since the hospital.
39:52You want him to bomb, don't you?
39:54Oh, possibly.
39:56Rest.
39:57Come on.
40:01He's fine.
40:07So, where exactly did you used to live?
40:11Oh, uh, just a few doors down.
40:14So you know the people we bought from?
40:16Oh, yeah.
40:17Very well.
40:19Wonderful family.
40:20They might have been wonderful,
40:21but I don't think they've redecorated since the early 90s.
40:24Late 90s.
40:26Probably.
40:28We're doing a complete overhaul, top to bottom.
40:31And staying in our place in France.
40:33Oh.
40:34I'm just here taking measurements.
40:39Didn't some tragedy happen here?
40:42The old owners?
40:44Their son?
40:47Yeah.
40:50And their daughter was an alcoholic.
40:52Oh, God.
40:53And then, there was that dreadful murder across the street.
40:58Pam.
41:00Yes.
41:01Awful.
41:02Almost like the place is cursed.
41:04Well, that's what I said to my husband.
41:06When we heard there'd be a delay in the planning permission,
41:09he wanted to rent it out.
41:10I really don't like leaving it empty.
41:12But honestly, with that history,
41:16in this day, Cor,
41:17who would take it?
41:18Yeah.
41:29Yo!
41:31Oh, I have had the most insane day.
41:34Oh.
41:35Aye, aye, aye.
41:39Miss Daryl?
41:40Update?
41:41No, don't read my texts.
41:43Is it a secret?
41:45Not mine.
41:47Hey.
41:49Oh, hi.
41:50How are you?
41:52Fine.
41:52How are you?
41:53Fine.
41:54What were you up to today?
41:55Nothing.
41:56Why?
41:57What were you up to?
41:58Nothing.
42:00Okay, weird.
42:01Give us a hand to these bags, will you?
42:19Rory?
42:24Rory?
42:25Rory?
42:26Rory?
42:48Hey, guys.
42:51Hey, Rory.
42:52Hey, Rory.
42:54Oh, you're a good boy.
42:57You're so hungry.
43:01What's going on?
43:02Caroline?
43:03How could you do this?
43:04He was hungry.
43:05I was letting you sleep.
43:06I don't want to sleep.
43:07What?
43:07What's happening?
43:08She gave him formula.
43:13Formula!
43:14Is that poisonous?
43:16Oh, for God's sake, Caroline.
43:17What's the big deal?
43:19I didn't breastfeed all my babies.
43:21Didn't you?
43:22Of course not.
43:23Didn't do them any harm.
43:25Now, where's the kitchen?
43:26We brought nibbles.
43:27Through here.
43:37So you didn't breastfeed all your babies?
43:40Oh, maybe we should stay off this subject.
43:43I'm just curious.
43:44Which ones didn't you breastfeed?
43:45Was it all of us or the first?
43:48I don't remember.
43:50People weren't so neurotic in those days.
43:52It's gone mad.
43:54There are actually a lot of studies about the long-term benefits of breastfeeding.
43:58Firstly, it's been proven that...
43:59Did you breastfeed Carl, for example?
44:01I really think...
44:02No.
44:03I didn't breastfeed you either, because you were tricky.
44:06Oh, I did breastfeed Caroline for six months.
44:10But I don't think that's why she's successful.
44:13Did you breastfeed me?
44:14Oh, God, no.
44:15I was exhausted by them.
44:18So, what about names?
44:20You made any headway?
44:21We still can't decide.
44:23I like Augustus.
44:24I like Gus.
44:25I don't like either.
44:27What about Ant?
44:28Hero of the labor ward?
44:29No.
44:30What about Tom?
44:31What about Daryl?
44:33Daryl?
44:34Very popular these days.
44:36I'm not sure.
44:36Well, you've got to call him something, you know?
44:39You can't be calling him the baby when he's 45.
44:41It has to be right, though.
44:43In our day, people were much more relaxed about these things.
44:46What things?
44:47Parenting.
44:48Well, yeah.
44:49I mean, the way people go on nowadays, you'd swear it was the hardest job in the world.
44:54All children need is love, food and...
44:57Honesty.
44:58Absolutely.
44:59Wow.
45:00Okay.
45:02Well, you know what I mean, Chef.
45:03We don't need a family meeting.
45:05I wasn't suggesting a family meeting.
45:07Thank God.
45:09I think it's pretty simple.
45:11Don't all kids really just need a family?
45:16Somewhere to belong?
45:24What's with her?
45:42Hey, Daryl.
45:44It's me, Shiv.
45:45We're at this family thing, and I've been thinking you should come.
45:50I'll introduce you to everyone.
45:53I'll send you the address, but just come now.
45:55Okay, before I change my mind.
45:58Yeah.
46:02I'm going to change two gloves.
46:04I hope so, for fuck's sake, Rory.
46:06Close.
46:07Come on.
46:08Fine.
46:10Okay, Tom, you're up.
46:11All right.
46:13There you go.
46:14Nice.
46:14Come on.
46:15Jack, back to me.
46:17Let's take her.
46:18Fucking hell.
46:20I was always very honest with Rory growing up, except about Santa.
46:25So, and sex.
46:34I'll get us.
46:42Is Shiv?
46:43Yeah, yeah, sure.
46:45Who's at the door?
46:47It's for Shiv.
46:48Shiv?
46:49Yeah.
46:52Hi.
46:56Hello.
47:00Uh, I'm Daryl.
47:04Oh, you're Daryl?
47:07That's mad.
47:08We were just talking about it, Daryl.
47:09Weren't we?
47:11Yeah, how do you two know each other?
47:15Oh, man.
47:17Oh, man.
47:17Oh, man.
47:19Oh, man.
47:19Oh, man.
47:22Oh, man.
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