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Episode lessons in love Forbidden Desires Unveiled
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00:00You
00:22See kittens, that's where you belong on all fours
00:27My name's Kitten, mouth breather
00:29Good boy, Kitten
00:32Why don't you give me a little kick?
00:34I'll either hiss or piss himself
00:35Let's find out
00:37Come on, man
00:39What?
00:40What?
00:43Don't make me call PETA
00:47We gotta ruin all my fun, I just started
00:50Yeah, trust me
00:51Screwing around with this loser's never as fun as you think it's gonna be
00:53You know my neighbor, no fun
00:56Whatever
01:02Hello
01:06When did my sweet damsel find a knight in shining armor to slay his dragons for him?
01:11Kind of thought that was my gig
01:12Okay, well clearly you got some room for improvement
01:15I was giving you space because I thought River wanted to rekindle the friendship
01:18Not gonna happen, he's too busy swinging his bat around
01:20Solid wood, you know
01:21To give a fuck about the lowly son of his family's housekeeper
01:25And he is quite skilled at running the bases, I hear
01:27Which you won't catch me fantasizing about anymore, I'm over it
01:30Oh, so the song about River
01:32You're not still hoping he's gonna be your first kiss
01:36Or dare I say first everything
01:38Hadley, you were my first kiss
01:40That was when I thought you were straight and it does not count
01:43You should stop trying to ruin romance with the technicality
01:59Let's stop, let's take a beat
02:00Let's take a beat, okay
02:01River
02:04Tempo
02:04Is critical here
02:06I need you to feel the flow of the music
02:10Yeah
02:10I don't need you to get all the way here
02:13But the way that you're playing now is not
02:17Sounding like a passing grade
02:20It's an arts elective
02:21I didn't even know it was possible to fail
02:24Well, that's why I usually ask my beginner students to start with harmonica
02:28Be so for real, I'm not gonna be seen tonguing harmonica
02:31You're not helping your case here
02:34Look, Mr. Ward, if I fail this class, I'm gonna be benched for postseason
02:39The whole school's counting on me
02:41Oh, the pressures of the mayor's perfect son, okay, I get it
02:44Alright, and I am impressed by how well you play your tiny violin
02:49But, River
02:51I am going to need to hear some miraculous improvement by midterms
02:57Or you were warming that bench
03:00Find a tutor
03:04Okay
03:06Hold on
03:17On the outside looking in
03:21I really wasn't sure what I was getting
03:23Between the highways
03:26On the sea
03:27Waiting for something to get to me
03:31I wasn't sure what I was hoping for
03:36You summoned me?
03:41Hey, come in
03:42Bar is the perfect temperature for you to beat me in a cannonball contest
03:46We're not five anymore, River
03:49Cannonballs can't fix us
04:02focused on guys
04:16That's what I was looking for
04:22I need to talk to you.
04:28Look, I know I'm probably not your favorite person these days.
04:37The thing is, I need you, kid.
04:44You need me?
04:47I need you to teach me how to play guitar.
04:52Oh.
04:54You make it look so easy, and I may or may not be failing my music elective, and if I
05:04don't
05:04get it together and pass this class, then I'll be benched for postseason.
05:10Tough break.
05:13And my mom, she's up for re-election soon, too, so...
05:20She's gonna want to show off her hometown hero, you know that.
05:23River, you've been avoiding me for the past six years.
05:26Why would I help you now?
05:28Come on, kid.
05:30You know you miss spending time with me.
05:36And if you ask real nicely, I'll even start sleeping over again.
05:43I know, we're too old for that.
05:48But you are seriously vulnerable at school.
05:53And I could offer protection.
05:56Like how you protected me today?
06:01Find a new loser to tutor you.
06:04One that's actually fun to screw around with.
06:16And I didn't want to be some sort of simp, so I said my piece and I left.
06:20It's giving confidence, which I love for you.
06:23Good mouth.
06:23But I just can't believe that you turned him down.
06:25You like him.
06:27River and I together.
06:29That's never gonna happen.
06:32No, kid.
06:36As much as I want to protect your squishy little heart, I cannot let you self-sabotage like this.
06:40It's not self-sabotage.
06:42It's self-defense.
06:43Text him.
06:44Okay, you want River to kiss you.
06:46And he doesn't want to because he's not into guys and he's not into me.
06:49Deep breath.
06:51Manifest with me.
06:52Manifest.
06:54You can do it.
06:56Text him.
06:58And you want him to kiss you so you get close enough to lean in.
07:12And I want you to know I'm done pretend, pretending to let, to let, let.
07:21What the hell, River?
07:23Give a guy a warning.
07:24You were the one who invited me here.
07:27I assume you came around on my proposal and it's mutual benefits?
07:33Don't get too cocky.
07:35What's it gonna take?
07:37Need me on my knees?
07:47Would you please do me the honor of teaching me the song that you just played?
07:54Seriously.
07:55It was fire.
08:00Probably not.
08:01It's a little heavy on the F chord so it's tricky for the fingers.
08:06So I'll take that as a yes.
08:08Which means it's time for you to prove your worth, Hendrix.
08:11Show me.
08:16Go on.
08:17Okay.
08:19That one has to go down there.
08:22And this is on the top one.
08:24You need to press hard.
08:25It kinda hurts.
08:26I am.
08:26I am.
08:29Harder.
08:30Yeah.
08:31Don't move.
08:32Okay.
08:33And I'll give it a downstroke.
08:38Or just strum the chord.
08:41Hmm.
08:42Trying to make me blush, Kit?
08:45Cause I think it might be backfired.
08:49Stop.
08:50It's cute.
08:50It's embarrassing.
08:53It's genuine.
09:02Okay.
09:04Okay.
09:08Maybe you were right about that.
09:10Okay.
09:10I started with happy birthday as a kid, but there are others.
09:19What are you doing?
09:21I'm gonna miss.
09:24All potentiality.
09:26What are you doing, Robert?
09:29Are you gonna kiss me?
09:32They are so real.
09:35I'm not gay, Kit.
09:38I guess we must have full time.
09:40But you do, um...
09:43Have an eyelash.
09:49May I?
09:57Have anything you've been...
09:59Wanting to wish for?
10:06No blood.
10:22We should probably get back to it.
10:24I've got a lot more stroking to do if I want to finish strong.
10:31It's just too easy.
10:32You know, you gotta start making me work for it, Kit.
10:38No.
10:40Okay.
10:41It was humiliating, had we?
10:46I don't understand what about this story is humiliating.
10:50There's a sweet eyelash moment.
10:51There's a wink.
10:52I mean, God.
10:53Where is actually the CEO of flirting?
10:55But it isn't actually flirting because he isn't actually gay?
10:58Gay or not, two winks in a week is not accidental.
11:01Well, then he must have an eye twitch or something.
11:03Because every time I see him at school, he has Carrie's hands all over him.
11:06Okay.
11:07Well...
11:09Not a hard launch post in sight.
11:11And if they were in a relationship, Carrie would not be subtle about it.
11:20You're not wrong.
11:22Obviously.
11:24I mean, maybe he's bi.
11:26Why would you rule out a whole gender when you can charm the pants off anyone?
11:29Yeah, right.
11:31Well, I'll prove it. I'll kiss him.
11:34Say what?
11:36How did I know that you were a guy?
11:39You kissed me at that party freshman year?
11:41Mm-hmm. And then I knew immediately.
11:44And I think it's like a superpower of mine.
11:46I mean, I'm still in the beta phase of testing, but you know what they say?
11:49I gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find the case.
11:54You didn't like that one?
11:56So what makes you think River would just let you kiss her randomly?
12:00Uh...
12:01Hello?
12:02Mm-hmm.
12:03And you know, even you let me stick my tongue down your throat,
12:06and you were a strong six on the Kinsey scale.
12:13Okay, fine.
12:15Okay, fine.
12:16Okay, fine. Work your magic.
12:19Fine.
12:19What's on your mind?
12:25Stupid laughter
12:29I feel like a number one
12:34Under the fading sun
12:41And our hearts beat faster now
12:45We follow the tracks till we're lost
12:49Keeping us safe in the dark
12:55I cannot confirm without a kiss, but I think it's safe to say that River Young is interested in boys.
13:01Or at least one boy.
13:02Who?
13:04Who do you think?
13:06I couldn't even get to first base with that dummy because he kept asking me questions about you.
13:13So now I should just...
13:17Make a move.
13:20Okay.
13:21Yeah.
13:22Get off that bench.
13:23Dive in.
13:24Water's warm.
13:24Water's fine.
13:26Thumbs up is good.
13:27Yes.
13:27Energy.
13:28Bring it.
13:29Manifest that.
13:30Let me get him.
13:31Get him.
13:54Hey.
13:56I was hoping I might see you today.
13:58You were?
13:59Yeah.
14:00So I can beg you for a different song to practice.
14:06I, uh...
14:07Playing happy birthday on repeat is making me grave cake and I can't exactly be wolfing down funfetti right before
14:13postseason.
14:17Don't cream your shorts, kittens.
14:19You're not exactly River's type.
14:25How do you know what my type is?
14:29I know it's not this little bitch.
14:47What, did he have a crush on you or something?
14:53Don't know, don't care.
14:55Alright class, let's open our textbooks to page 87.
15:07Okay, where does the pinky go for the G chord?
15:09Third fret, first string.
15:12Alright.
15:13And so then that's the same for the A right?
15:15No.
15:18Why are you being so emo today?
15:20Don't know, don't care.
15:24Is this about the Darius thing earlier?
15:32My end of the deal is to provide you protection at school.
15:37What more are you looking for?
15:39Nothing.
15:41My end of the deal is to teach you guitar.
15:43Doesn't mean you have to be excited about it.
15:45Fair point.
15:52That's the G.
15:58We're not friends like we used to be.
16:03And whose fault is that?
16:05Does it matter?
16:09That's the A, no pinky.
16:17Look, I have a lot of good memories from those days.
16:19But we grew apart.
16:23We made new friends and got into different things.
16:27I don't disagree.
16:30Great, so then we're on the same page.
16:36This deals strictly business.
16:41Fine.
16:43You protect me from your friends and I won't pretend to be one of them.
16:48Okay.
16:52Good work today.
16:57Are you kicking me out?
16:59I taught you the chords.
17:01Lesson's over.
17:04Okay.
17:24No.
17:25Oh, what are you working on, kittens?
17:29oh look he wrote a little song
17:33serious do you want to have some fun with this
17:36i can already tell this one just sucks oh half a heartbeat oh that sounds like trash
17:43can you guys just lay off oh river don't tell me you have a soft spot for the little kitty
17:49cat
17:52i have a conscience oh yeah you sure it's not a crush
18:00yeah i mean come on am i not enough for you river
18:06you want to suck kit's dick instead
18:13god forbid i want to keep you out of detention hey fire in the hole seriously
18:27that was so good shoot some this is for you kittens
18:34all right class that's enough settle down
18:52hey what are you i'm going to talk and you're going to listen okay
19:00my eyes are up here kit
19:05okay i'm here to tell you that i'm terminating our deal
19:07your what the goons you call friends were bullying me and you didn't do a damn thing to stop it
19:14i did try really because the way that i remember it is that you weren't even man enough to look
19:20in the eyes this whole town treats you like you're some sort of hero because you set records swinging
19:24around a bat but that thing is useless without the balls to back it up
19:37hey i thought you were so much better than the person you pretend to be with your friends
19:44but i guess i was wrong
19:47i've never seen you so riled up before
19:51it's adorable
19:53hey no wait don't go
19:57i want you to know that i would have stepped in to protect you from physical harm
20:00bullying is more than just physical
20:01okay yeah yeah i get that now
20:04i was selfish
20:08i didn't want to cross the scene
20:10and and you got hurt because of it
20:14i promise it won't happen again kit
20:22i want you to feel safe with me like i feel safe with you
20:28that's all i want
20:32and i want you to know that i would really miss our guitar lessons
20:39not just because i enjoy making you blush no more
20:59so we have a deal
21:01again
21:13hey we're having a post-game party friday night
21:15you should come
21:15i'm not really sure that's
21:17look darius and carrie are just gonna have to accept
21:19that you're my
21:20remember
21:21time for dinner
21:24come to the party friday
21:26and i want to make sure you have a good time
21:30see you again
21:37kit we're going inside
21:38what is the worst that could happen
21:41i'm so glad you asked
21:42i've spent the past 72 hours thinking about it
21:45okay let's hear it
21:46it starts off innocently
21:47um we get to the party
21:48find the alcohol
21:50grab a jello shot
21:51five jello shots
21:53five jello shots
21:55river approaches us
21:56asks me to be his partner in beer pong
21:57i graciously allow you to ditch me
21:59but you can't
22:00because i suck at beer pong
22:01i won't make a single cup
22:03and i'll spend the rest of the party
22:05trailing under the table
22:06while darius and carrie me on me
22:08yeah yeah yeah
22:09okay so hard no on the beer pong
22:11but there are plenty of other ways to have fun at the party
22:14plus they won the game
22:15so everyone's gonna be in good spirits
22:17and i see the jello shots
22:18let's go do shots
22:24what are you doing here
22:28this house has a no pet policy
22:30so if you don't want to get punished
22:34you better get on your knees and crawl
22:40kid you made it
22:43what you invited the freak
22:45of course
22:46without him
22:47i'd fail my music elective
22:49and be benched for our postseason games
22:55you don't want that do you
22:57no
22:59right
23:00so say thank you kit
23:06thank you
23:07kit
23:09that was nice
23:11and now that you're here
23:12you have enough people for suck and blow
23:15suck and what
23:16let's go
23:17wait no
23:18i want to sit
23:19in the river
23:21don't be ridiculous
23:23alright
23:23the rules are simple
23:25suck to hold the card to your lip
23:28and then you pass it around mouth to mouth
23:31around the circle
23:32and if it drops
23:34then you have to kiss
23:37you know the rules river
23:38come on let's play
23:40alright
23:40alright then you start
23:45fine
24:06kiss
24:07kiss
24:07kiss
24:08kiss
24:08Yes, yes, yes, yes!
24:15Yeah!
24:18Whoo!
24:19Get in!
24:22Yeah!
24:24Hey, hey, don't drop it this time.
24:27Uh-huh.
24:49Um, this is why we're supposed to alternate genders in the circle?
24:54Don't worry, though, I'll volunteer's tribute.
24:56To kiss River, obviously.
24:59No one's desperate enough to kiss kittens.
25:09You're right, I'm right, I'm right, I have tried to let you go, and I'll try against the time to
25:32follow me.
25:35Classic River, such a rule follower.
25:39Even when it totally ruins the vibe.
25:45So, who wants to play beer pong?
25:48I mean, River and I are totally, like, reigning champions or whatever.
25:51It's one of the many reasons why we're destined to be together, isn't that right, River?
25:57Yeah, yeah, we can definitely take on some new challengers.
26:00Don't feel like you need to hang around Kit.
26:03River's gonna be pretty tied up the rest of the night.
26:22I know, I know, I know, I know, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, but...
26:25Shit.
26:27I just wanted to show you.
26:29Ready?
26:33Ready?
26:47Thank you, thank you!
26:49I'll be here all week, L.A.
26:56What are you, are you shocked that I pulled it off?
27:00It's because of you!
27:03What's wrong?
27:05Aren't we gonna talk about the other night?
27:17The kiss?
27:21What's there to talk about?
27:23We're playing a game, it's no big deal.
27:26You could've kissed Carrie instead.
27:28Yeah.
27:31Yeah, but uh, but like she said, I'm a rule follower.
27:38That sounds like an excuse.
27:42Carrie was putting you on blast, so I kissed you to shut her up.
27:47I was protecting you, right?
27:52Because that's, that's the deal, right?
27:58If I'm being completely honest, River,
28:00you're flirting with me over the past few weeks hasn't exactly been settled.
28:05I wasn't flirting.
28:08I was, I was being friendly.
28:10I don't know what we are right now, but I'm damn sure we're not friends.
28:23I, I, just, I don't, I don't know how to...
28:31I'm with you.
28:33You know that, right?
28:59It was just a game, kid.
29:03It's all it ever was.
29:08I guess it's easy to seem perfect when you're living a lie.
29:37Kit, I, I'm sorry that I hurt you.
29:42Kit, I don't wanna...
29:44Kit, I, I'm sorry that I, I hurt you.
29:47I don't wanna lie to myself.
29:56Kit, I don't wanna be perfect.
29:57I just, I just, you mean more to me than anyone ever has before.
30:09Kit, I can't see you.
30:19River, I'm glad you texted.
30:21I know I said some things that...
30:31What the hell are you doing?
30:32What?
30:34Rubber's not wanting us to slum it with the freaks?
30:39Excuse me.
30:40Come on, kid, just a little one.
30:42Hey, get the hell away from him!
30:47Please don't.
30:49He deserves this.
30:51It's not worth it.
31:05This is all my fault.
31:07I guess these wounds are technically self-inflicted.
31:10No, I'm serious.
31:13I treated you like crap.
31:15Obviously.
31:21I'm sorry, kid.
31:23I know we might be driven in here somewhere.
31:32Kid.
31:36Can we be friends again?
31:40Well, that depends on the answer to one question.
31:44Pass me anything.
31:52Promise to be honest.
31:56Even if the answer is no, it'll help me move on with my life.
32:01Do you have feelings for me, River?
32:09You were right earlier about lying to myself.
32:18I've been feeling something more for you.
32:25And I guess I'm still a little confused by it.
32:30Maybe even scared.
32:31Okay.
32:34Doesn't feel okay.
32:43I'm sorry.
32:44I'm sorry.
32:44I'm not good at this, am I?
32:47Perfection's overrated anyway.
32:55Well, I do know this pretty incredible teacher.
33:00Oh, yeah.
33:04And if, uh,
33:07Perfection's impossible.
33:12I'm hoping he can at least give me free clothes.
33:37Oh, yeah.
33:41I've definitely been missing out.
33:52Are you sure?
33:55This is what you want.
33:58More than anything.
34:24I understand why I'm nervous.
34:27Who are you?
34:31I've never done this before either.
34:35Oh.
34:39Can you show me what you like?
35:05I guess we got the whole night to figure that out.
35:37Oh, okay.
35:39Oh, okay.
35:57Is this real life?
36:01I guess there's only one way to find out.
36:04Hey.
36:06Felt like a dream.
36:08Mm-hmm.
36:18I have a confession to make.
36:25I think you deserve to know.
36:33These feelings aren't new for me.
36:37I've had them since we were kids.
36:40I thought it'd be easier to pretend like they weren't there.
36:45But I guess I forgot to stop pretending.
36:58You didn't want your parents to know?
37:03They're expectations have shaped my life.
37:09I don't know. I didn't want to disappoint them.
37:13And...
37:15I thought, I don't know, if I became a jock and I hooked up with enough girls that I wouldn't
37:23be able to squash my feelings for you.
37:31And yet, here I am.
37:33With you.
37:45You know, I gotta say I'm impressed with your hookup record considering your lack of sexual attraction.
37:51Because I kissed Hallie once and that was one too many girls for me.
37:55Well, it's not like that for me, Kit.
37:59I didn't lie to you. I'm not gay.
38:00You've gotta be kidding me.
38:02Okay, you just...
38:03Let me finish. I'm not gay. I'm...
38:05I'm bi.
38:08It's still very into you.
38:18Once Hadley finds out about what happened tonight,
38:21I'm gonna have to sit through so many renditions of her I told you so dance.
38:26Is that so?
38:27Mhm.
38:29She guessed you were bi.
38:35She guessed that Darius was gay after she kissed him and I didn't believe her.
38:38Yeah, I did not see that coming.
38:41Like, I mean, I guess our friendship was never that deep though, so...
38:50So what's going on, Carrie?
38:54Mhm.
38:57Her dad is my mom's chief of staff.
39:02They've been best friends since college, so...
39:07Oh, and our families are close.
39:09And I think she thinks that means that we're destined to be together.
39:15Yeah, okay.
39:16That sucks.
39:21Yeah.
39:22Like, even as kids, it felt ridiculous.
39:25You know?
39:28Especially since I kind of had a crush on somebody else.
39:35Yeah, you.
39:41Yeah, you.
39:54Yeah, you.
40:04So...
40:10You missed me?
40:14Damn it, Carrie.
40:15What is it with people creeping in the shadows tonight?
40:18There's such a thing as a terrible surprise, you know?
40:21Oh, I do know.
40:23In fact, as far as terrible surprises go,
40:28I'm pretty sure catching your soulmate hooking up with some homo freak is number one on that list.
40:35We're not soulmates, Carrie.
40:38I wonder what your mom would think if she were to find out about your little tryst with the help
40:44son.
40:47In an election year, no less.
40:50Framed the right way, well, that's just gossip that could spread like wildfire.
40:57Blackmail? Seriously.
41:01I'm so done with your petty drama.
41:04Do what you want, Carrie.
41:06I'm strong enough to handle it.
41:08Maybe.
41:11But is sweet kitten strong enough to handle it?
41:16Do you seriously think he can handle the scrutiny of a public relationship with you?
41:23He...
41:23He can take it.
41:25Hmm.
41:27I think it's so sweet, you protecting your pet like that.
41:32But if you don't fall in line,
41:36I not only have the power to publicly out you,
41:40but I will destroy that little twink's life.
41:53Think about it.
41:54Let me know.
41:58Bye, River.
42:08Oh, Kit and River, they're sitting in a tree.
42:13F you see, Kit.
42:15Oh.
42:17Should I...
42:17Should I do, like, another remix for him?
42:19I have at least two in the tank, ready to go, locked and loaded.
42:22Dude, I love you, but you need to go.
42:25Okay, yeah.
42:25I'll give you ten feet, but project your voice,
42:27because I want to hear every cell phone.
42:31I'm so sorry.
42:33For what, silly?
42:34Grumpy.
42:38Okay.
42:39Oh, my God, kittens, did you hear the good news?
42:44I finally convinced River to take me off the market.
42:47Officially.
42:50Isn't that great?
42:51You gutless goblin.
42:53He has given you more chances than your sorry ass deserves,
42:56and yet here you go again, breaking promises.
43:00Last night?
43:02Did they fuck?
43:03That changes things more than you know.
43:06Is River gay?
43:06I don't know what you mean.
43:08Yeah, he doesn't, because River was with me last night.
43:12So I don't know what sort of gossip
43:14your gay little sidekick is spewing,
43:17but he needs to get a life
43:18and stop making my boyfriend
43:20the subject of his homoerotic fantasies.
43:23Okay?
43:24Okay, okay?
43:26It's okay.
43:27I got this.
43:31But this is the last time I do anything for you.
43:38They're right.
43:39Nothing happened.
43:43Kit, what are you doing?
43:45Don't worry.
43:46Your golden boy is just as shiny as ever,
43:49and I don't give a shit about what any of you think about me.
43:56But you should never talk to me again.
43:59Ever.
44:01Ever.
44:03Ever.
44:04Ever.
44:08Ever.
44:09Ever.
44:30I find that I'm always having to make amends for shortcomings.
44:42Tryin' to make my way, knockin' on every door in this maze, the time comes, it's all out of reach,
44:58soldier on, when it's harder to learn than to teach.
45:08Hi, boyfriend. I haven't been able to stop thinking about you.
45:15I was thinking we should get some pictures, like, as a couple.
45:20I know Kara and her boyfriend took some by the beach, but I was thinking it would be really cute
45:25if we took ours at sunset on the baseball field.
45:29I just...
45:32Babe.
45:32Babe? Are you even listening to me?
45:41Get the hell out of my room.
45:44What?
45:47No, we had a deal.
45:49Deal's expired.
45:50I'm done playing your manipulation game.
45:53What?
45:55Don't forget about the...
45:56The blackmail.
45:59Alright.
46:02Well, it was right of you to assume that I would do anything to protect Kit.
46:07But as it turns out, he never needed my protection, because he's braver than I'll ever be.
46:12And after today...
46:15There's nothing you could do that would be more humiliating or devastating than what he did to himself.
46:20And yeah, my mom may let your dad run her life behind the scenes, but...
46:27I'm not going to let you run mine.
46:30So do your worst, Carrie.
46:34I'm done being your puppet.
46:39Hey.
46:42But I'm going to make you regret this.
46:44You ungrateful dick.
47:03Flandering pig, sit at the back of the classroom, please.
47:07I need your help.
47:14I think I'm in love with him, Abby.
47:20Okay, then.
47:22The swine may speak.
47:26Okay, here's my plan.
47:30So, uh, yeah, I don't know if you heard the news.
47:33But River and Carrie, they, uh, broke up.
47:35Doesn't change what he did.
47:36I don't know if you heard.
47:37Well, oh.
47:40Hey.
47:41I like, I kind of need to talk to Kit.
47:45Hell no.
47:47It's okay.
47:49I'll hear him out.
47:57Look, I know I've been a dick lately.
48:00At the house, I was just confused in Ten Beers Deep.
48:07But I'm trying to figure things out.
48:12Good for you.
48:14So, uh, you and River?
48:19No. No, we're not.
48:23Why is he?
48:27Hello, hello, everybody.
48:29It's how I could please get your attention.
48:31If we could stand up, thank you.
48:33Uh, River Young is going to serenade a very special someone.
48:38What the hell is going on?
48:41Uh, alright, uh, this song is called First Aid Kit.
48:59I left you standing in the hallway
49:03And chose the easier, lonely way
49:07Thought I'd forget the way you look at me
49:13But every chord I played made me see
49:16I kept your name inside a folder
49:20Every lesson made me bolder
49:21Thought I'd say it sooner
49:23But I'm saying it today
49:25I've been bleeding out in silence
49:30Running from the only thing that feels right
49:35And I want you to know
49:39I want you to know
49:40I'm done pretending to let go
49:43You were the ground beneath my feet all along
49:48I'll hold on to every window
49:52Every wish, every wrong
49:54You were the cure for what was breaking me
50:00And I won't let go
50:04And I won't let go
50:17River, that sounds like a passing grade
50:20Mr. Ward
50:22Really?
50:23Oh, add in the performance and the original song
50:25Yeah, you've got yourself an A
50:29Well done, River
50:32Oh my god, River, that was amazing
50:34What the hell are you doing?
50:35Well, I accept your apology, I guess
50:39It was so good
50:42Oh, you think I was singing about you?
50:45Well, duh
50:46He was singing to Kit
50:48You moron
50:55What?
50:57Are you seriously that selfish?
50:59You're going to ruin your mom's career for some
51:03Loser?
51:05Everyone's going to see this, River
51:06It's going to go viral
51:07As it should
51:09I already told my mom about my relationship with Kit
51:14She couldn't be more supportive
51:18And I'm loving that I get to break up with you again
51:21And this time for everyone to see
51:27Sorry
51:38Are you sure about this?
51:42Being with you
51:45Does feel like a dream
51:48But it's when it's finally coming to your heart
51:51Where you've been looking for?
51:54Where you've been looking for life
51:54They seem all of a thing
51:57Sitting around thinking
51:59And nobody's saying
52:01Baby, I know, I know
52:04That he's been too hard
52:05I still believe in you
52:08So, touch on the end
52:10We'll see you next time.
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