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Grosse Pointe Garden Society - Season 1 - Episode 02: Pests
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00:05You
00:06Previously on gross point garden society. They found Molly someone shot her
00:12Karma congrats. You're the recipient of the birdie Bradley scholarship. You agreed to no contact
00:17I'm a father stay away from my son
00:20Every time your husband can't see what makes you so special. No, there's someone who does
00:24How come guys like Gary always think they can get away with it?
00:27Maybe they shouldn't. I want you out of your office and my daughter's house
00:30Tonight your son killed my dog, but we were for them Alice
00:39I can't believe we're burying a body
00:42What about the garden we'll have to dig it up how much all of it
00:46You were supposed to hang on to it. Why can't it just burn they can still track it wait where's
00:51the phone and where's party?
00:57If you're actually thinking about leaving me a message hang up and text loser
01:03Text her I just did do it again. Tell her she's time. She's not thinking straight. Yeah
01:07Just bring back the phone if she does anything stupid. We will lose it guys guys. I can't type that
01:11fast
01:13Where is she going to save herself?
01:16All right four Coney specials made him real messy. I only need three now
01:23No, sure. Yeah, just scrape off all the chili and cook the dogs and throw it back up on the
01:28shelf like we're at Walmart
01:28You know what? I'll eat it
01:37Birdie would never do that she would 100% turn us in to cut herself a deal
01:42Okay, you've never even given her a chance believe me. I know the type. Okay. I'm sorry. Are we back
01:46in high school?
01:47Yeah, except the cheerleader is gonna set the band kit to jail. Okay, not everyone with money is out to
01:51get you, Alice
01:52She can definitely afford a better defense attorney than I can
01:54You've known her for all the five seconds. Yeah, ditto. Tell her she's crazy. She's the crazy one, right?
02:06Rough night
02:13My friends and I sort of murdered someone
02:19Cool
02:39Hey, Miss Bradley, it's me again
02:42Ford
02:43I really need to talk to you. I also dm but didn't know if you knew how to work that
02:48No offense
02:51Sounds pretty thirsty
02:53He's in high school
02:56It's about a scholarship
02:58I don't want to know anymore. I'm his advisor
03:01Just stay out of trouble
03:05Those are mine
03:12What would I do without you?
03:14Live in filth
03:25Every garden has unwanted guests
03:31Slugs linger on the leaves
03:35They slowly eat away at everything you care about
03:45Whoa
03:47Hey, buddy
03:49Everything all right?
03:54You got a sec?
03:58Yeah
03:59Come on
04:01Spider mites are even worse
04:03Because no matter how hard you try
04:07They're impossible to control
04:09I'm here to pick up molly
04:11Breed
04:13Dead
04:19That'll be 96.82 with the commemorative urn
04:28Is it possible to get her as is?
04:40yeah
04:56What's that?
04:57It, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it
05:05I don't know what 3D tells the doctor, because it barely looks human to me.
05:11My daughter looked like a fossil from Pompeii.
05:14Well, she's a little pageant queen now, so maybe it's a good thing.
05:18So when is Alice going to give you your fossil?
05:24Oh, I wish I knew.
05:27You know what? I'll loan her my wedge pillow.
05:29What's that?
05:30It lifts the pelvis so the semen can reach the cervix.
05:35Ew.
05:37I'm just saying, if they don't get with the program, she's going to be too old to babysit.
05:46Aphids are like a plague. By the time you detect them, you're already infested.
05:52So, if you and Mom both have brown hair, how come mine's red?
05:56Uh, because Grandpa Pat had red. I just passed the gene on to you.
06:02Does that mean I could be an alcoholic like Grandma?
06:06Whoa. Don't write that down.
06:08But it's a trait.
06:10What else did your mom say about my side of the family?
06:13It's how she sees it every time she looks at the sun.
06:16Yeah, it's called, uh, it's called photosensitivity.
06:20Did she get that because she's a sociopath?
06:26But the most dreaded intruders, the ones that do the most damage, always seem to come out at night.
06:33So I'm standing there with my ding-a-ling, hanging out in front of my father-in-law.
06:37The next thing I know, I'm living out of my car.
06:39Jesus.
06:40And begging for a job selling shoes.
06:43I mean, he did sleep with another woman.
06:48Always the guy's fault, huh?
06:52Do we know her?
06:57Just some basic bitch.
07:01So what are you gonna do?
07:05Make her sorry.
07:08How?
07:15What the hell?
07:17Jesus.
07:22Oh, am I kidding?
07:24I'm an award-winning realtor.
07:26Not some killer.
07:30All right, buddy.
07:34It's gonna be okay.
07:36Anything you need, we're here for you.
07:39Right, babe?
07:43He's staying in your pool house?
07:46Kids keep calling him Uncle Gary.
07:49Who told him to do that?
07:51Uncle Gary.
07:52That ass face just gets off on torturing you.
07:55What am I supposed to do?
07:57Any of his other side pieces of pool houses?
08:00You are way more than that.
08:04Bleeding.
08:05Everywhere.
08:07It's accroaching on my two lips.
08:08It's already got this in, yes?
08:10Okay, so we'll weed it.
08:11Hmm, they're like chin hairs.
08:13Full one and two more take its place.
08:14Okay, well, the cot's not for a while.
08:16We'll figure it out.
08:18Not to freak you out, but it's also extremely toxic.
08:22Okay, what about dish soap?
08:24Yeah, that worked on the crabgrass last season.
08:26Donna!
08:27Okay, get your ass to Kroger.
08:29Clean them out of palm olives.
08:33All right, bitches.
08:35I'm ready to rake.
08:37Huh.
08:39What?
08:40I didn't know they made overalls with booty shorts.
08:43That was a garden hoe for Halloween last year.
08:45I like the commitment.
08:48Who knows?
08:49Maybe all of this will make me a better person.
08:56There was blood everywhere.
09:01I guess when someone has that many holes in their body,
09:04it just like all comes out.
09:08How many holes?
09:13I don't know.
09:15Too many.
09:16We were so freaked out.
09:18Everything just got out of control so fast.
09:24Need a light?
09:30Trying to quit.
09:35Did you drive last night?
09:39Why does it matter?
09:41How much did you have to drink?
09:44I don't know.
09:45A few.
09:46Not too smart on probation.
09:48I was at the gala.
09:49Any pills?
09:51Just prescription stuff.
09:53What?
09:53Xanax?
09:54Vicodin?
09:54I'm not faded, okay?
09:56Look, here's the thing.
09:58People get shot.
09:59Strangled.
10:00Beaten.
10:01I once saw a guy get hit by an 18-wheeler on the Lodge freeway.
10:04His body just exploded.
10:07His ribs were like a rack of lamb on the side of the road.
10:11Ew.
10:12But I've never heard of anyone getting killed the way that you've just described.
10:22What's it going to take?
10:26Show me.
10:31Maybe I will take that light.
10:42What happened to not trashing each other to the kids?
10:44She was an alcoholic.
10:46Okay.
10:46Well, your sister's a full klepto.
10:47Okay.
10:48Brett, your mom goes to AA.
10:49And Nikki went to jail.
10:51Mall jail.
10:52But this just says that Zach inherited her dimples?
10:56Okay.
10:56Well, you know what?
10:57If you wanted it done differently, then you could have helped her yourself.
10:59Right, because you do all the homework.
11:01You ignore the teacher's email.
11:03Because they always start with, hey, Melissa.
11:05Because I am the only one that answers them.
11:09Who's winning?
11:11Zach finished?
11:13Am I the only one who didn't work on my son's project?
11:16Just saying.
11:17Let's do tomorrow.
11:18No, no, no.
11:18This is never getting turned in.
11:20Do you want him to fail?
11:21I don't want everyone in that school laughing at his family.
11:24Oh, grow up.
11:25You grow up.
11:26Okay, you know what?
11:27Let's just let go.
11:29Let go.
11:30You let it.
11:30What are you doing?
11:31Let go of it.
11:32Just kidding.
11:32Get off of it.
11:34Get off of it.
11:34Brett, what are you doing?
11:35Get off of it.
11:36Get off of it.
11:44Dick, move.
11:47I don't understand why the cops won't investigate.
11:50Maybe because there's no proof of homicide or dogicide, whatever.
11:55There was a bullet in her brain, Doug.
11:57Babe, I don't know.
12:00It's not like she committed suicide.
12:04Hello.
12:06Oh, hey, Patty.
12:07Oh, don't spoil your appetite.
12:10Oh, that's Molly, Mom.
12:13Oh.
12:14Oh, God.
12:14God's sake.
12:15Get it.
12:16Get it off the table.
12:18Sweetie.
12:19I got you some avocado oil.
12:21It's filled with polyphenols.
12:23Oh, gross.
12:24Oh, that's good for your baby maker.
12:28Well, just in case you change your mind.
12:31All right.
12:31Ah.
12:32More bags.
12:33More bags.
12:36Why is she here?
12:39We need money, Alice.
12:42I don't get it.
12:43Without your job, we can't afford to keep this place.
12:47You know what happens if we move into the rental house?
12:50I think I want to.
12:50You can forget about every holiday, every Sunday dinner, all of our free time.
12:56Okay, well, it's either that or they're looking for a regional director at the side company.
13:01It would be a lot more money.
13:03We could have health insurance again, and we could get a better car.
13:06Hey, we could travel.
13:10What about opening your gallery?
13:13It's not like anyone's banging down a door for my doodles.
13:17We had a plan.
13:19Plans change.
13:21People grow up.
13:22They buy houses.
13:24They have babies.
13:26Since when did we agree to become your parents?
13:29My parents are like everyone else in this town.
13:31Since when did we agree to that?
13:33What's so wrong with that?
13:38I don't even know what's happening right now.
13:42What's happening is you chose your dog over your job.
13:45She was our dog.
13:48Hilarious.
13:49What is that supposed to mean?
13:52You know, I used to think that you didn't want to settle down and have a baby because you already
13:57had one.
13:58And then it was because we were going to go to New York and everything.
14:01But now...
14:02Now what?
14:05Maybe you just don't want one with me.
14:09No.
14:15I'll get us the money.
14:17Okay?
14:19Hey.
14:20I'll get us the money.
14:36Who's that?
14:37Room 715.
14:40Our old room.
14:42Your new room now.
14:44You know, stay as long as you want.
14:46Order room service.
14:47You can...
14:49You can take it all out on me.
14:50Captain, I'm not crumbs on your counter and you get to just wipe away.
14:53I want you gone.
14:54Why'd you have to blow up my life?
14:56I understand that you're going through a lot.
14:57I can't even get my table at P.F. Chang's.
14:59Don't eat somewhere else.
15:00Hostess probably saw the giant penis someone drew on my bus ad.
15:04What's your end game here, Gary?
15:07Well, first I'm going to binge that doc series on the chimpanzee that went crazy.
15:10Okay.
15:11How long are you planning to stay?
15:17Depends.
15:18What?
15:19Days?
15:19Weeks?
15:20Months?
15:21Long as it takes to destroy everything you care about.
15:27Well, I'm calling the cops.
15:29Hmm.
15:30Be my guest.
15:31They will arrest you for trespassing.
15:33Yeah, they'll also take my statement and I'll be real clear about why I'm here.
15:38Might want to give your husband a heads up.
15:43Oh, hey, I, uh, I added a few things to our grocery list.
15:48I'm thinking about going keto.
15:55Yo, Ms. Bradley.
15:57Hey.
15:58Later, Ford.
16:01Why do you keep blowing me off?
16:03You need to chill, okay?
16:04I just want to talk.
16:06Well, make an appointment with my publicist.
16:07Well, it's, like, super important.
16:10I'm not your mother.
16:17I'm not your mother.
16:32Oh, my God.
16:34Oh, my God.
16:35Are you okay?
16:36Are you okay?
16:38Yeah.
16:38Yeah?
16:39Yeah.
16:39Yeah, but, uh, but they don't know that.
16:47Okay, you win.
16:53I need a favor.
17:01What's the favor?
17:03A friend of mine got in trouble.
17:07What kind of trouble?
17:11The kind that you're stuck with for the rest of your life.
17:16I thought you didn't have a girlfriend.
17:17Well, I wouldn't exactly call her that.
17:21What are you guys going to do?
17:23Not what you did.
17:27What do they cost these days?
17:29A lot.
17:31Do your parents know?
17:32No, no, no.
17:33My, my, my dad would kill me.
17:38Hold it.
17:39No.
17:49Now, do you believe me?
17:53Jesus.
17:55We used ammonia and hydrogen peroxide for, you know, the cleanup.
18:02Which one made the holes?
18:11And also that one.
18:14That one, too.
18:17And the one above it.
18:22Is there anything here you guys didn't use to kill someone?
18:27Um...
18:31That one.
18:33It's...
18:34No, don't touch anything.
18:36Why?
18:37Because this is a crime scene.
18:46Birdie!
18:47Birdie!
18:47Let us in!
18:49We can figure this out, okay?
18:50Just...
18:50Let us in!
18:51But we know you're home.
18:52The TV's on.
18:53Yeah, and your car's out front.
18:55Huh?
18:55No, she drives a Porsche.
18:57Then what's with the heap in the driveway?
19:00My Ferrari's in the shop.
19:02Olga.
19:04You're here early?
19:06We were just wondering if Birdie is home.
19:09Wasn't she supposed to be with you?
19:10Oh, we had kind of a crazy night.
19:12Yeah.
19:13Super lit, actually.
19:14Yeah, sort of lost her.
19:17Everything okay?
19:18Oh, 100%.
19:20Yeah, yeah, we're just trying to keep the party going.
19:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:23Because it's going to take more than a Tide pen to get that blood out.
19:35Just tell her we came by.
19:51Have you ever been to a grocery store before?
19:53I only need four.
19:54That's not how it works.
19:56Oh.
19:58My friend usually buys all my food for me.
20:01Really?
20:02Mm-hmm.
20:02Cooks and cleans, too.
20:04Wow.
20:05Wish I had a friend like that.
20:06Oh, I'll text you the agency.
20:11Gary should be buying us groceries.
20:14Is this his?
20:19What?
20:24Oh, no.
20:25Huh?
20:26No, don't turn around.
20:28Who is that?
20:30Gary's wife.
20:31Ugh, you never want to see the wife.
20:33Catherine.
20:34That's why.
20:35Do not leave.
20:37How are you going to introduce me?
20:38As the other, other, other woman?
20:40Hey.
20:40Fine, go.
20:41Hi.
20:42Hi.
20:48My students mean the world to me.
20:53Not all of them.
20:55Even your son.
20:56I appreciate the apology.
20:59You appreciate it so much you'll talk to the school board?
21:02I wish I could.
21:04I wish I could.
21:04You're ahead of fundraising.
21:05Why can't you?
21:06Because words matter, Alice.
21:10I made a mistake.
21:11You canceled him for something he didn't do.
21:13Listen, I really need my job back.
21:17Okay.
21:20His life isn't some English paper.
21:22You just get to rewrite.
21:27This is yours.
21:41Michigan.
21:43Excuse me?
21:44You once asked where I went to school.
21:46Go blue.
21:48Congratulations.
21:49I can get Peyton in.
21:57How?
21:57Head of admissions.
21:58Lived in my dorm sophomore year.
22:01You know the dean?
22:03And I know what he looks for in a college essay.
22:05How do I know it'll work?
22:07I'm an English teacher.
22:09Words matter.
22:15I, uh, I don't know what to say here.
22:22Everyone's acting like I have some incurable disease.
22:25Jesus.
22:27You didn't do anything.
22:28Well, neither did you.
22:31What do you mean?
22:32You worked with him.
22:35Right, but...
22:36Even if you knew he was cheating, you couldn't tell me.
22:42Amanda, I...
22:43You'd lose your job.
22:50Did you ask who the women were?
22:53No, Gary said that there were so many.
22:57And I didn't want to have to face them.
23:06He really doesn't deserve you.
23:10You're so sweet.
23:15Oh, my God.
23:18He never told you?
23:20Oh, my God.
23:22Yeah.
23:24Timing is not ideal.
23:25Thank you, y'all.
23:27Congratulations.
23:28Thanks.
23:33Bye.
23:41So, what's that gonna do?
23:42I don't know.
23:43It's on them.
23:44But he's the one who has to redo the whole project, Dover.
23:46Who cares about a stupid grade?
23:48Well, from a teacher's perspective, just about everyone.
23:51Yeah, we still have his dignity.
23:53Look, I say this with love.
23:55Oh, here we go.
23:56I'm just not sure this is about your son's social status.
23:59Oh, come on.
24:01Wait, you think I actually care what they think?
24:03Well, look, I get it.
24:04Look, there's nothing to get.
24:05Your wife left you for a good-looking guy with lots of money and a powerful job.
24:08What side are you on?
24:09And now your kids have two dads.
24:11You know, I didn't come here to feel bad about myself.
24:14Well, you wouldn't feel bad if it wasn't true.
24:16Well, I would rather you lie to me.
24:19I said he was good-looking, not better-looking.
24:24Even, uh, even the body?
24:26He does have a trainer.
24:28Oh, God!
24:29All right, just throw him in the oven with the cookies while you're at it.
24:32Mm-mm, not cookies.
24:33What, cake?
24:34Mm-mm, Molly.
24:37What the hell are you doing?
24:39What the cops won't.
24:46The kid's a hunter.
24:55Our cleaning lady hasn't come yet this week.
24:58I like seeing you in your natural habitat.
25:04Why?
25:05Well, best college essays.
25:08They show who you really are.
25:14So, what do you, uh, like about these guys?
25:19I don't know.
25:21Uh, they're baller.
25:24They're disruptors.
25:26Sounds cool.
25:27Yeah.
25:28They like to break the rules.
25:31Cool.
25:34Can I get something to drink?
25:36You mean, like, like, wine?
25:40No.
25:41Yeah, um, I guess a fireball left somewhere around here.
25:44Just water's good.
25:44Oh, oh, oh, oh.
25:47Okay.
25:48Okay.
25:52Okay.
25:54I never wanted anything.
25:57You could show me all your rings.
26:01I'm in the middle of it, baby.
26:03I'm a little bit off.
26:06Oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:07Oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:13Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:14Oh.
26:16Oh.
26:16Mrs. Morris?
26:17I was just, um.
26:18I normally wear boxer briefs.
26:20Okay.
26:21Yeah, maybe we can use that in your essay.
26:26I knew that's what you really wanted.
26:29Excuse me?
26:30You're like one of those horny Florida teachers.
26:32What?
26:33No, that's not why I'm here.
26:35It totally explains why you lost your mind over me.
26:38Oh, my God.
26:39Where is it?
26:41Where's what?
26:42The gun.
26:43The gun that goes with this.
26:47I have no idea.
26:49Please.
26:50You didn't kill that deer with a lacrosse stick.
26:52Yeah, my dad used a rifle.
26:55And I am not leaving until I find it.
26:58Okay.
26:58Is this about your dog again?
27:02Wait.
27:03Don't go in there.
27:04Hey, wait.
27:04Is this where you keep it?
27:05Stop.
27:07Don't excite her.
27:08She'll reverse.
27:08I just...
27:09Shh.
27:09It's okay, Snowball.
27:10It's okay.
27:10Shh.
27:11No, no, no.
27:11You're safe.
27:12It's all right.
27:13It's okay, Snowball.
27:14Shh.
27:15You're okay, baby?
27:15Sorry, Snowball.
27:19They're bullets from a handgun.
27:24So?
27:25We don't own one.
27:34They stretch a half-size.
27:36Don't forget.
27:37They're crowding my corns.
27:40She's pregnant?
27:44Why don't I think on it?
27:48Daisy sale ends tomorrow.
27:51How do you live with yourself?
27:54It wasn't planned.
27:56Oh, well, that makes it so much better.
27:58And you said you never wanted to know anything about her.
28:00I meant like if she was more fun than me, not this.
28:03Yeah, did you really want to hear all about our gender reveal party while I was ripping off
28:06your panties?
28:12Why'd you have to go and bone half the town, Gary?
28:15You were still boning your husband.
28:17That's different.
28:17Yeah, why do you get to make the rules?
28:20You cheated on me.
28:21We were already cheating.
28:22Not on each other.
28:25Okay, so where do you draw the line?
28:27Two people?
28:28Three?
28:28I don't know.
28:29I thought we were just having fun.
28:32We were going to run away to Paris.
28:38Really?
28:39What do you mean, really?
28:41Well, that's something you just say to make it more fun.
28:47You really are a pig.
28:50Yeah, fine.
28:52Oink, oink.
28:52So what does that make you?
28:56Heartbroken.
28:59Yeah.
29:00Is that what your husband would call it?
29:22This is body glitter.
29:24It was on sale.
29:25We're making a family tree.
29:26We're not going clubbing.
29:27I could also do this on my own.
29:31We probably should have done it together in the first place.
29:37I delete those teacher emails.
29:41Who knew it?
29:46You forgot pipe cleaners.
29:49Is that how you really see me?
29:51What do you mean?
29:52Like I was birthed in a dumpster?
29:55You also forgot googly eyes.
29:57For real.
30:01Yeah, kind of.
30:04Wow.
30:07That's why I fell for you.
30:09So you're into trashy types?
30:12I was into someone who was basically raised by wolves, but somehow turned out incredible.
30:24Okay, uh, glue sticks.
30:27Where are you?
30:28So, why did you leave me for that guy?
30:32You left me first.
30:36What?
30:39Alice.
30:41Well, she's just a friend.
30:45Nobody looks at their friend like that.
30:48We volunteer together.
30:50And Connor and I work together.
30:54I've known her.
30:55I've known her for years.
30:57Yeah.
30:59That was the problem.
31:02I never stood a chance.
31:08It's time to be brave.
31:28It's time to be brave.
31:33I'll make that salmon you like.
31:39Tell them I'm in the middle of dinner.
31:49It's the police.
32:05Can I help you, officer?
32:07Oh, I think you know why I'm here.
32:09Okay.
32:10He came to me.
32:11You're just making this hard around yourself.
32:12Maybe Ford felt like he couldn't talk to you guys.
32:15We wanted it to be a surprise for his birthday.
32:18Wanted what to be a surprise?
32:21The Xbox.
32:24Luckily, I found it before his mom did.
32:28I didn't give him this.
32:29He said you paid for it.
32:36Who knew Huffling ran in the family?
32:39Either way, it would make my life a lot easier if you would just stay out of our business.
32:47What if I can't?
32:51Well, then I'll just have to dig up something from your record and do all the dirty stuff that people
32:58think cops do.
33:01Is that threat coming from you or your wife?
33:07Oh, man.
33:09You really are all kinds of trouble.
33:13You have no idea.
33:19Thank you, by the way.
33:21For what?
33:25Giving us one hell of a son.
33:40So, what happens now?
33:43All those tools get booked into evidence.
33:46I mean, what happens to me and my friends?
33:50Nothing.
33:53How can you be sure?
33:54Because if they ever find the body, they'll never look for the murder weapons inside the station.
34:06Do you hate me now?
34:33There are all kinds of trouble, birdbrake.
34:36You know I hate that nickname.
34:39That's why it works.
34:51Oh, could you wash that and drop it at Goodwill?
34:54Dry clean only.
34:56Most people don't care.
34:57Then why do you need it washed?
35:00Never mind.
35:01You've got better things to worry about.
35:04Should I be worried?
35:08I'll just do it myself.
35:13What happened last night?
35:16Nothing I'm proud of.
35:17Is that why your friend had blood on her dress?
35:25I can't answer that.
35:27Why not?
35:31Because I couldn't live with myself if I got you in trouble.
35:36That's very kind.
35:38You're family to me.
35:43I appreciate that, Miss Bradley.
35:53But whatever mess you've gotten yourself into,
35:57I can't clean it up this time.
36:11Are you sure about this?
36:15I mean, even if I found out who did it,
36:18it wouldn't bring her back.
36:23Not the most peaceful resting place.
36:27She also liked Petco,
36:28but you can't dump ashes in a bone aisle.
36:41It's okay to keep her on a shelf.
36:45I have to let her go.
36:47Why?
36:48I haven't been focusing on the right things.
36:52Yeah, I know what you mean.
36:54You do?
37:01You know, car business.
37:05Who's been telling you that for years?
37:07That's why you're the best.
37:10Yeah.
37:12I could be better.
37:14Yeah.
37:16Not to me.
37:19To my husband.
37:25Oh, oh, oh!
37:33Well, uh...
37:35At least she's with her people now.
37:39Oh.
37:43It's worse.
37:44Clearly, you can't fight Mother Nature with dish soap.
37:47What about vinegar and baking soda?
37:51YouTube hole.
37:52It's just chemicals.
37:53Well, natural's way safer.
37:55Well, who cares if it's safe if it doesn't work?
37:57It was my fault.
37:59How?
38:01I kissed him at the office party.
38:05Oh.
38:06Your other weed.
38:07Are you kidding?
38:08The guy is a disrespectful, deceitful...
38:11Love bombing.
38:11Kickwad.
38:14Then I guess so am I.
38:17It wouldn't be an affair if someone didn't get hurt.
38:26I can fix this.
38:28Every gardener agrees.
38:29A pest is nature's way of telling us we are doing something wrong.
38:33But what they can't agree on?
38:35The best way to get rid of one.
38:37Hey, kid's still up?
38:39I've got presents.
38:41There's something I need to tell you.
38:50I was going to get the turkey burgers because I know you like to be healthy,
38:53but I got the bison instead because I know you like the taste of red meat.
38:57You know everything about me, huh?
38:59It's my job.
39:00I bet you didn't know I have a son.
39:06You're a mother?
39:09I really want to try to be.
39:14Wow, y'all have quite a colorful family.
39:21You have no idea.
39:24You say you've fallen in love and can't let go.
39:29Is there any one thing I think you should know?
39:34Feels like everything you know is close the door.
39:47Sometimes the infestation just takes over.
39:52And when that happens,
39:54there's only one thing left to do.
39:57Burn it all down.
40:06I've got to let go.
40:11I've got to let go.
40:22Where have you been?
40:24Don't worry about it.
40:24Obviously, we'll have our hands full with the koi pond.
40:29Koi pond?
40:30Yeah.
40:31It's going to double as a reflecting pool,
40:32which will make us a shoe-in for next season's cup.
40:36What about the garden?
40:38Please tell me I didn't just hear they're going to dig up the body.
40:41We have to move it.
40:43Again?
40:44Or we just pray the body doesn't pop up in Marilyn's koi pond.
40:48Can we stop saying the body?
40:50It's freaking me out.
40:51Saying the name is worse.
40:53I see the blood in the holes.
40:56Let's just say quiche.
40:59It's dairy, you know?
41:00Not meaty.
41:04We have to move quiche.
41:07Well, not if they find quiche's phone first.
41:10Because we'll already be serving life sentences for murder.
41:14Where is the phone?
41:16Trust me, it won't lead to us.
41:17What did you do, Marty?
41:18If you don't know, you have plausible deniability.
41:21What did you do?
41:22I kept quiche alive.
41:34Excuse me, sir.
41:36Is this yours?
41:39No.
41:41Not mine.
41:43Not mine.
41:45Not mine.
41:46Not mine.
42:02Not mine.
42:02Not mine.
42:03Not mine.
42:03Not mine.
42:03Not mine.
42:04Not mine.
42:04Not mine.
42:05Not mine.
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