- 2 days ago
Grosse Pointe Garden Society - Season 1 - Episode 06: Plant Parenthood
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:24I'm going to need a lot to take the kids.
00:27We kind of agreed. He would put me through law school, and when I got a job, it would be
00:31his turn.
00:31Last night was really fun.
00:33Got a little crazy.
00:33Good kind.
00:34The best kind.
00:35We decided to sub pansies.
00:36But they won't tell the same story, Catherine.
00:38I'm going to murder Marilyn.
00:39I'm the lunatic who's just imagined we've been dying to get into each other's pants.
00:44Hey, I'm sorry if I've given you the wrong idea.
00:46Your son is about to throw his life away, and we're going to have to do something about it.
00:50We all know what's going on in your marriage.
00:52I want you out of your office tonight.
00:54How do we get the body to the garden?
00:56I can drive the body.
01:06I'm alive!
01:10Welcome.
01:11It is so lovely to see you again this year.
01:13Come on in.
01:14Grab some champagne.
01:15Welcome to Monaco Under the Stars.
01:17Now, Lorraine, that dress really accomplishes what it set out to do.
01:22It does look amazing, doesn't it?
01:24Now, I don't want to toot my own horn, but toot!
01:27George, I did not recognize you with that cummerbund.
01:30Hazel, is he on some sort of secret mission?
01:32Because he is giving octopussy.
01:34I can't get into that restaurant, so I don't know what I have to do or who I have to
01:38be.
01:38Hey!
01:39Oh, help yourself with some champagne.
01:41Hi!
01:42Well, thank you.
01:43Hope you brought your checkbook, Fred.
01:46Ah!
01:47You made it!
01:49Each square depicts a little bit of gross point history dating all the way back to the Model T.
01:56Oh, there you go.
01:57$2,500 from Amanda Mills.
01:59Thank you, Amanda.
02:00Do we have $3,000?
02:09$3,000.
02:10Okay, we are just getting started here, folks.
02:12So who wants to take it up a notch?
02:14Hank?
02:14Hank?
02:15Your wife's face is telling all of us that you might want to.
02:20Buzz!
02:23Damn it, Buzz!
02:31How could you do this to me?
02:39She just wants to know what's holding up the permit for her nail salon.
02:45City's got a moratorium on new awnings.
02:47You're the mayor, Buzz.
02:49You're supposed to help the community.
02:51The community is not just your dingbat friends.
02:55Oh, Mr. Fingers.
02:58You already had your breakfast.
02:59Marilyn, would you keep that thing off the table?
03:02I don't appreciate him tracking cat litter where I'm trying to eat.
03:06Well, maybe he doesn't appreciate you leaving the windows open.
03:09It gets stuffy as hell in here.
03:10There are coyotes, Buzz.
03:16I'm gonna be late tonight.
03:18But I'm making asapucco.
03:21We gotta grind through dinner.
03:24It was we.
03:26What?
03:27You said we have to grind through dinner.
03:29You and who else?
03:32Tara, obviously.
03:34It seems like you guys spent an awful lot of time together.
03:38She's the only one on the team who'll put in the hours.
03:41We can talk about it later.
03:42Okay?
03:47Can we do the asapucco tomorrow?
03:52Longer it marinates, the more tender it'll be.
04:04People love to say being a mother is the hardest job in the world.
04:12I'd argue raising a healthy garden is just as demanding.
04:18From the expensive equipment to the pricey pesticides, gardens are a constant drain on your resources.
04:24This should cover the tutor, SAT prep books, rulers, protractors, calculators, whatever else it takes to get into college these
04:32days.
04:34Can't thank you enough, Ms. Bradley.
04:38Don't give him the money, he'll just lose it all in crypto.
04:41And then no one's going to college.
04:51And just when you can finally enjoy your garden's beauty.
04:59You have to rig it all out and start over next season.
05:05Since when do you do yoga?
05:08You ready to have your mind really blown?
05:15You're juicing.
05:16I gotta stay young for the kids.
05:19I've been told I need my chakras tuned.
05:21Ew!
05:21Right, gross.
05:23No.
05:24There's no mats left.
05:25Oh, I'll get you one.
05:27How?
05:27I got a pole here.
05:29How?
05:30Hey, babe.
05:33Can I get another mat?
05:49Oh, I hate when you think the lid's on, but it's not, and then it explodes everywhere.
05:54Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, take it easy.
05:55What?
05:56They gave me a new one.
05:57Okay, take a seat.
05:58Just deep breaths.
06:00Are you okay?
06:01Um, are you okay?
06:03I'm fine, weirdo.
06:04Why?
06:04Uh, because I just heard you going to lunch with my mom.
06:10Well, she's been asking for years.
06:12Yeah, and you said you'd only ever go over your dead body.
06:16Well, that was before we figured out a way to make our lives work here.
06:21You figured it out.
06:22Stop.
06:23Stop.
06:26Mmm.
06:27They're flying off the walls.
06:30How many sold?
06:31All of them.
06:32I can't keep up.
06:34Okay, then you keep painting, and I will enjoy my club sandwich with Patty.
06:39First, you'll start with a wedge.
06:41It's a little heavy for lunch, but I'm down.
06:44Yeah?
06:45Are you down for the hour-long debate about whether or not she should have dessert?
06:48Only if she does.
06:50She never does.
06:52Oh.
06:52Yeah.
06:54Sorry.
06:57When did kids' birthdays get so out of control?
07:00Oh, we rented out the Detroit Zoo for Addies.
07:02The entire zoo?
07:03It's the only way you get the hands-on experience with the elephants.
07:06Remember when it was just, like, Nerf guns and pizza in a backyard?
07:09How does that get you any cred on TikTok?
07:12Every birthday, they just go bigger and bigger.
07:14Oh, what's Zach's theme this year?
07:15Outer space.
07:16Oh, so, like, renting out the planetarium?
07:18Well, knowing Melissa and Connor, they'll put the kids in orbit in some tech billionaire's rocket.
07:22Dakota's friend Isaac is doing that for his bar mitzvah.
07:25What?
07:26Yeah.
07:26Mazel.
07:27That's, like, the only reason I'm even there is to feel bad about myself.
07:30It's not the only reason.
07:32They already hired a guy to set up the bounce house.
07:34Uh, your son, dummy?
07:37Oh.
07:38Anyone have a daisy grubber?
07:40Oh, here.
07:41Take mine.
07:43Haven't I taken enough from you?
07:47Always here for you, Alice.
07:51Never mind.
07:53I'll prune.
07:58Mm-mm.
07:59I can't do another month with this.
08:01At least they're being mature about it.
08:03Ladies!
08:04Less chit-chat, more clip-clip!
08:08Xelias don't pinch themselves.
08:10On it, Marilyn.
08:11Like this.
08:14Ouch.
08:15Well, you only hurt the ones you love.
08:18build the ones you love.
08:27Oh, my God.
08:36OK, go ahead.
08:41Oh, my god.
08:49I mean, how dare you try to buy them a delicious treat?
08:53What were you thinking?
08:54It's like this mind control thing they do.
08:57I start driving them home from school and I wake up here.
08:59Here's Goldman. Goldman Weiss Properties.
09:02Oh, I've seen your billboards.
09:04You used to work with Gary Mills.
09:08Unfortunately.
09:09I knew you looked familiar.
09:12Heard a lot about you.
09:14Yeah, well.
09:17Okay, yes, it's all true.
09:19I banged his brains out in every house in Grosse Pointe.
09:21But you know what you didn't hear?
09:23I sold all those houses.
09:25Not Gary, not his father-in-law,
09:27definitely not the rest of that frat house they called a realty team.
09:29It was all me.
09:34That's exactly what I heard.
09:39Look.
09:42If you ever want to get back in the game,
09:44we need a closer.
09:46You're Americana.
09:47Thanks.
09:48Not that guy, no.
09:56No problem, Mr. Donnelly.
09:58And just clearly afternoon, Liz.
10:00Major clients coming in.
10:01Wow.
10:02Thanks.
10:04Could I get a coffee?
10:07Liz, can we get a coffee in here?
10:09All right, Kenny, let's make this fast.
10:10Your boy has been very busy.
10:14Excellent.
10:15Okay, last month, he illegally parked in a yellow zone.
10:20Okay, so?
10:22It wasn't a Sunday.
10:24What else?
10:25Okay.
10:28Ah, he's a thief.
10:31Really?
10:32Self-checkout at the market.
10:34I'm listening.
10:35I forgot to pay for bags.
10:37All right.
10:39Kenny, can I ask you a question?
10:41Shoot.
10:41What's our goal here?
10:44To dig up dirt on Brett.
10:45No.
10:46Our goal, Kenny.
10:49To get you and the missus sole custody.
10:52There he is.
10:52Now we're getting it.
10:53So you guys can move to Chicago and join that fancy law firm.
10:56So why the hell have I been paying you for weeks to detail his yoga routine?
10:59He's really making progress.
11:01I didn't hire you to start a Brett fan club.
11:14Get back out there and find me something I can use.
11:20The guy who built this house also did a bunch of museums in Tokyo.
11:25Looks like my dentist's office.
11:27Same vibe.
11:29About to start my shift.
11:32Even better.
11:35You might want something stronger, though.
11:40Ford got an A on his history test?
11:42That's what it says.
11:47Yes!
11:48Oh, I knew he could do it.
11:50School says he cheated.
11:52Why?
11:54His answers were, like, identical to the kid in front of him.
11:57Okay.
11:58Well, maybe he studied just as hard.
12:00You don't go from a D to an A overnight.
12:02Like, people can't change?
12:04They're kicking him out.
12:06I wish it could be different, but...
12:10You can't do nothing!
12:13You don't get it, lady.
12:15Educate me.
12:17Even if I believed him, that school's not going to listen to people like us.
12:21Why?
12:23The guy who built my house was a plumber from Toledo.
12:37What looks good?
12:39Uh, thinking about starting with a wedge.
12:42With blue cheese?
12:44Yeah.
12:44Is there any other way?
12:46Huh.
12:47Are you ordering that because you want it, or...?
12:49Oh, I love salad.
12:51Or because I'd want it.
12:56I'm just trying to fit in.
12:57Well, now, look at this.
12:58How cute.
12:59Just, uh, doing a little blonding with my favorite daughter-in-law.
13:04How, uh, how's the mayor?
13:06Working his fanny off, per usual.
13:07Uh, speaking of, have you asked him about Keith's parking ticket?
13:12Yeah.
13:13Um, Buzz said that he parked in here.
13:16Well, with his back, he should be allowed to.
13:19They just won't give him the little blue sign.
13:21Hmm.
13:26Okay, well, I'll see what I can do.
13:29You're the best.
13:30Um, try the wedge.
13:32Excellent.
13:33Oh, yep, so I hear.
13:37She's such a phony bitch.
13:40Why do you quilt together if you don't like each other?
13:43Because we're all just trying to fit in, Alice.
13:47Look, you want to get out of here?
13:48Well, we haven't ordered yet.
13:50The food sucks.
13:52Come on, let's go.
13:53You like hot dogs?
13:55Maybe I got you all wrong, Patty.
13:57You know what?
13:58We're not that different.
14:00Mm, you love this town.
14:02Doesn't mean I didn't have other plans.
14:05Well, you live four blocks from where you grew up.
14:09Uh, excuse me.
14:11Just excuse me for a minute, young lady,
14:13but you are looking at WBIV's premiere, Weather Girl.
14:18Stop it.
14:19Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
14:21Taking a closer look now at Wayne County.
14:24Keep that umbrella handy,
14:26because we have a warm front coming in,
14:28keeping our chance of rain elevated through midweek.
14:31Mm, back to you, Alice.
14:34Wow!
14:35Yeah.
14:36Wow!
14:37Yeah.
14:37I was gonna work my way up to station manager.
14:41Why didn't you?
14:43I, I don't know, long hours, varicose veins, uh, sexual harassment.
14:49Mm.
14:50But you're so good.
14:52Well, then, I had Doug.
14:56You didn't want to go back?
14:58Well, now I'm a different kind of station manager.
14:59Do you regret it?
15:03Not for a second.
15:06Having a baby's not for everyone, Patty.
15:09Oh, neither are olives until you spend the summer in Florence.
15:13Well, at least you got to be a meteorologist first.
15:18That is why I have arranged it.
15:21So you can do both.
15:23What do you mean?
15:25You can spend the whole day writing, because you won't need a day job,
15:28and my Dougie can paint till he's blue in the face.
15:31How are you arranging that?
15:33Who's ever bought a painting from a coffee shop wall?
15:37Someone who loves art?
15:40Someone who loves her son.
15:45You spent thousands of dollars.
15:47Keith and I have quite the nest egg.
15:49Oh, my God.
15:51We were going to be snowbirds in West Palm Beach, but...
15:53Well, I cannot believe it.
15:54Who needs to buy an overpriced condo when we could invest in your dreams?
16:01And a grandbaby.
16:04This is straight-up blackmail.
16:06Don't be so dramatic.
16:07That is what it is, Patty.
16:08It's an opportunity, honey.
16:12I don't see it that way.
16:13Well, you want to know how I see it?
16:16High-pressure front creates clear skies ahead.
16:19It's a great time to soak up the sunshine and enjoy the fresh air.
16:26Back to you, Alice.
16:43Was it awful?
16:46Your mom is just full of surprises.
16:49Yeah, she already texted.
16:52What did she say?
16:54She feels like you really get where she's coming from now.
16:57Yeah, well, she made it pretty clear.
17:00Oh.
17:05Can you, um, take a break?
17:11Um, kind of in the zone right now, babe.
17:14I need to tell you something.
17:15Well, the coffee shop wants another series.
17:19Awesome.
17:21Yeah.
17:21I mean, the guy thinks I should charge more because they're selling so fast.
17:26Like, how much?
17:27He thinks I should double it.
17:30Jesus.
17:31Yeah.
17:32I mean, at those prices, I could leave the side shop.
17:36Is that smart?
17:38I mean, I could be legit.
17:40I could open my own art gallery.
17:43It seems risky.
17:45Okay.
17:46Where is this coming from?
17:48I just don't want you hurt.
17:55I'm tough.
17:58Oh, hey, um, what was it you wanted to tell me?
18:05Um, just that your mom
18:13is really proud of you.
18:17Oh, how'd the, uh, dessert battle go?
18:26Brutal.
18:28Well, that's the thing about mom.
18:31She always wins.
18:40Oh, how's the alien blood?
18:42Oh, it's just lemonade and dry ice.
18:44Oh, are you hoping for real alien blood?
18:47There's an actual astronaut taking pictures with everyone, so.
18:50Oh, yeah, and don't forget the exact replica of mission control.
18:55No one needs me here.
18:58Oh.
19:01I need you.
19:04Inside this moon mountain.
19:05Oh, yeah.
19:07I mean, look at it.
19:08He never exercised once when we were married.
19:11Now, he's like a gymnast.
19:13Everybody's a gymnast in a bounce house, Melissa.
19:16I saw him hold crow posts for like 10 minutes the other day.
19:20The hell is that?
19:21I'm just saying.
19:22He tried this hard when we were married.
19:25Okay.
19:27Okay.
19:28Okay what?
19:29Finish your sentence.
19:31Nothing.
19:33It's just annoying.
19:40Higher.
19:41Come on.
19:46You got a good arm.
19:49You should join the baseball team.
19:50It'd look good on your applications.
19:52Don't have to worry about that now.
19:54Oh, we're gonna worry about it, Braj.
19:56Did you just say, Braj?
19:59All I need is your study guide.
20:02Well, the tutor didn't give it to me.
20:03Okay.
20:04So we'll go get it from him.
20:05What's the point?
20:07You're the one getting screwed.
20:12Actually, you are.
20:13How?
20:16If all this goes away, you and my dad can't rub your privates on each other anymore.
20:21Ew!
20:25That's why you think I'm doing this?
20:29I saw you guys sharing a piece of pie, okay?
20:32So what?
20:33I like pie.
20:34Nobody shares pie unless they're smashing smellies.
20:37Stop saying those things.
20:41Am I wrong?
20:42Regardless of what you think you saw or what you think I'm dying to do with my lady parts,
20:47you still deserve your day in court.
20:52The tutor probably shouldn't testify on my behalf.
20:56Why not?
20:57Because, uh, I paid him in weed so he'd go away.
21:04How'd you get the A, then?
21:06I was copied off the dork in front of me.
21:12Why?
21:16Well, it's just easier being the kid everyone thinks I am.
21:19But you don't have to be.
21:26It's the only way to get rid of you.
21:31There were a million other ways to do that.
21:45And then things felt that way.
21:47Ooh, nice.
21:48No, no, we got people for that.
21:50Oh, all right.
21:51Rad.
21:52Um, well, thank you for letting me crash your son's birthday party.
21:55Oh, my gosh.
21:56No, thank you for the killer cost.
21:58It was amazing.
21:58Oh, hey, you did all the work.
22:00You're the one who taught Brett to touch his toes.
22:02Oh, yeah.
22:03Yeah, he's not, he's not exactly a yogi, but, you know, he's a pretty great dude.
22:09Moo, you must be pretty great yourself.
22:15Check, check.
22:16Check, will the birthday boy please report to the dance floor.
22:22I said, will the birthday boy please report to the dance floor.
22:28There he is.
22:49I said, will the birthday boy please report to the dance floor.
23:15Hold my alien blood
23:17Okay, yeah
23:19Come on everyone, it's a dance party
23:21Everybody report to the dance floor
23:47Don't get me wrong
23:50She's attractive, that's for sure
23:51But her features are too even for Buzz
23:53I mean, that injected airbrush look
23:55Just doesn't do it for him
23:57Even if it's all the rage on social media
24:02Maybe I'm old-fashioned
24:03But I still say the way to get in a man's pants
24:06Is through his stomach
24:07Yeah, raise your fingers
24:09Don't you worry your furry little tail, okay
24:11Buzz knows a girl that thin
24:14Could never make a nail like this
24:15Right?
24:16Yeah
24:26Alice? Alice, it's Marilyn
24:28I need you to call me back
24:30Right away, it's very important
24:32Please, something terrible has happened
24:53Sorry I'm late
24:54Um, we're in a meeting here
24:58Who are you?
24:59Mm, that's not the right question
25:01Excuse me?
25:02The question you should be asking is
25:04Why does the CEO of the Birdie Bradley Foundation
25:07Have to waste her time to defend our premier candidate?
25:13I honestly need to know who you are for security purposes
25:16I'm...
25:19I'm Birdie Bradley
25:22Are we safe right now?
25:23She gave Ford the scholarship
25:25That I hear he may lose based on these scurrilous allegations
25:28We have a strict policy when it comes to cheating
25:31Oh, yeah?
25:32What's the policy?
25:34Don't bother believing in yourself because no one else will
25:37Guilty until proven innocent
25:39He had the exact same answer
25:41Exactly!
25:41How do we know this other student didn't cheat off Ford?
25:45She's a National Merit Scholar who's attending Yale in the fall?
25:50Exactly!
25:51No need to study anymore
25:52Classic case of senioritis
25:54Ford also admitted he cheated two minutes before you walked in
26:02Exactly!
26:04Because the system is stacked against him
26:07And every other student who will never be a National Merit Scholar
26:12Ms. Bradley
26:13Ford is a victim of privileged bias
26:15Which is not just an indictment of this school
26:17But really of the entire education system in this country
26:20I don't disagree there's room for improvement
26:23So you agree that you give kids with money an unfair advantage?
26:26I never said that
26:27And yet we all heard you loud and clear
26:32The Foundation is prepared to forgive your offensive assault on disadvantaged students
26:38In exchange for Ford's complete exoneration
26:42This whole thing is making me real uncomfortable
26:47Well would it make you more comfortable
26:49If the Foundation continued the scholarship for another student after Ford graduates?
26:59It'd make me even more comfortable if it was two students
27:03It's educators like you that give me hope for our children's future
27:11Commercial real estate's on the other side
27:13International properties are on the second floor
27:15Offices in London and Prague
27:16And just now getting set up in South America
27:18You guys have everything about your own barista
27:20My man Michelin makes the perfect cappuccino
27:23He's here around the clock
27:24This is it
27:25If everything goes well
27:26This would be you
27:28We have you round out our luxury property team
27:31And then you know the usual grind of
27:32Nights and weekends until you work your client list back up
27:35Where do I sign?
27:36Full disclosure we do have some other candidates in the way
27:39I'll send him home I'm your guy
27:40Team's excited to meet you
27:42I never had a chance to shine in McManus
27:44Gary always sucked all the hair out of the room
27:47Let me show you what makes me great
27:49That is the razzle dazzle the team wants to see
27:53All right you know her from her work
27:56And more
27:57The infamous Katherine Crosby everyone
28:00Hi
28:06I am so sorry
28:09What's wrong?
28:10My daughter just threw up
28:11Oh
28:12Is she alone?
28:14No the babysitter's there but
28:18Can't she handle it until you get home?
28:29She really needs her mom
28:33Sorry
28:39All right who's on deck?
28:41Bold guy in the lobby
28:43Supposed to be my solo not a dance party
28:45Mm-hmm
28:46Brett jumps in right before I throw my air flare
28:48You know and does some lame funky chicken
28:50Yeah
28:51I mean he just
28:53He always just steal my thunder you know
28:55It sucks
28:56Like what is with that guy?
29:01I can't move to Chicago
29:04He's watching him with her and with Zach and with Zoe
29:07And how much fun they have together
29:11We have fun with them too
29:13I can't take that away from him
29:15No
29:16Melissa the firm
29:17They're not going to give me another shot like this
29:18I can't ruin his life again
29:19I can't
29:24What about mine?
29:27You still have me?
29:43I don't wanna have to go
29:45Where you don't swallow
29:47I'll hold it back again
29:50Do this passion in sight
29:52I can't run from myself
29:54There's no better heart
29:57I'll hold it back again
29:59Your father and it's not
30:00Forever
30:04Not like me
30:07I don't wanna work anymore
30:11I don't wanna work anymore
30:23Are you drunk?
30:25Move
30:27Move
30:27Move
30:29Move
30:31Move
30:31Move
30:33Move
30:35Move
30:37Move
30:39Move
30:43Move
30:49Move
30:50Move
30:50Move
30:53Move
30:53Move
30:53Move
30:53Move
30:54Move
30:54Move
30:55Move
31:09Do you ever wish that, um, life had a pause button?
31:18My daughter threw up on me all night.
31:21Oh my god.
31:22It, like, got in my mouth.
31:24I don't know how you do it.
31:26Neither do I.
31:30What's it like?
31:32Having kids?
31:34Yeah.
31:35But what's it really like?
31:41Uh, okay, well, at first it's all about keeping them from hurting themselves.
31:48You know, choking on hot dogs, uh, plastic bags over their heads, forks and toasters.
31:53They're so crosswalks.
31:56And if they survive all that, your reward is worrying about drugs you've never even heard
32:03of.
32:04Eating disorders, depression, anxiety, heartbreak.
32:09Like, well, that's not even the most terrifying part, really.
32:20Someday, you will be covered in puke at two in the morning and suddenly realize you have
32:31no idea who you are anymore.
32:37So, why would anyone ever have kids?
32:48Because there's like, I don't know, five minutes in every day that are so incredible.
32:59You catch them singing a song to themselves in the tub, or they snuggle up to you like a puppy.
33:08Whatever it is, those five minutes make you forget that you're in hell.
33:14Well, but is that enough?
33:24Sometimes.
33:29How's that for a truth bomb?
33:33Nuclear.
33:42Time to unpause.
34:17What'd I do now?
34:19You hit a guy where it hurts.
34:22Are you serious?
34:24You just barge in like you own the place.
34:28Have you been drinking?
34:29Wave your credit cards around.
34:30Yeah, I use what I got.
34:31You've known the kid all of five minutes.
34:34So?
34:34So, you've done more for him in one day than I've been able to do in ten years.
34:40Okay.
34:42You're welcome.
34:43Do you have any idea how that makes me feel as a father?
34:49All I did was write a check.
34:51Yeah, well, that's what works with them.
34:57I just want your son to have a fair shot.
35:02Ann, you used the word scurrilous.
35:07I googled it in the car.
35:11Oh, boy.
35:13Okay.
35:14I may have had a few drinks.
35:18Rough day.
35:19Nervous to see you.
35:21You know, the last time we were alone, things happened.
35:26How do you feel now?
35:28Bummed.
35:30Why?
35:31Well, the right thing to do isn't what I want.
35:38Then you definitely shouldn't stay.
35:40Yeah, that is definitely something I shouldn't do.
35:47Just for the sake of argument, though.
35:49Yeah.
35:52What if you did?
35:54Well, then you really shouldn't get any closer.
35:59And I obviously shouldn't do this.
36:06I certainly shouldn't do this.
36:17Anything else we shouldn't do?
36:30Yeah.
36:36Yeah, yeah, and coffee with that flavored creamer, the no-sugar one?
36:41Sure, coming right up.
36:42Coffee?
36:42I'm good.
36:48So Cricket seems like a good get.
36:52She's cool.
36:53Yeah?
36:54Is that like a bang buddy sitch, or are you guys in it to win it?
36:58Why am I here, Connor?
37:02Look, given the circumstances, you and I are never going to be tight.
37:07Well, since the circumstances were you stealing my wife, I agree.
37:10The thing is, it's really important to Melissa that we're all in a good place.
37:17Mm-hmm.
37:18We need a time machine for that.
37:19Yeah, well, what if I had one?
37:21And you probably will for Zach's next birthday.
37:24I mean, what if I made good on your deal with Melissa?
37:30Come on, man.
37:31No, I know a lot of deep pocket people who could help you get your car business off the ground.
37:36What's in it for you?
37:37I got a new bestie.
37:42It'll make my wife like me more than you.
37:47All right.
37:49On one condition.
37:51Hit me.
37:51Admit I saved your ass at that party.
37:55Those kids just weren't ready for my moves.
38:03I always tell my friends with kids, one bad decision can wreck a whole garden.
38:12Children, on the other hand, are extremely resilient.
38:19Which is why seeing a flower grow can be infinitely more rewarding.
38:25But not everyone's cut out for the responsibility of planned parenthood.
38:29With global warming, Detroit will be just as warm as West Palm.
38:34By then I'll be dead.
38:35Oh, but are you a scientist now?
38:39No.
38:40Besides, you'll be plenty warm cuddling our new grandbaby.
38:45What about the beach?
38:48Nobody needs to see you in a swimsuit, honey.
38:52Well, as long as I get to see you in yours.
38:56So you have to make sure you're ready.
38:58Because gardens don't grow up and move away.
39:04There's something you have to nurture forever.
39:07Oh, Marilyn.
39:11I need a favor.
39:13If you're here on Donna's behalf, I already told her that Buzz cannot get her fireworks.
39:18They're illegal.
39:19Not that.
39:21It's big.
39:23You know I'd love to help.
39:25But Buzz has a list of requests a mile long.
39:31What if it really pissed off my mother-in-law?
39:36Well, there's always room for one more.
39:43I came as soon as I could.
39:50You're so sweet.
39:51Well, our fur babies are like our children.
39:54Yeah.
39:54Well, I got an alert on my phone.
39:56Mr. Fingers got out.
39:58Buzz in his...
39:59dang window.
40:01And how did you get him away from the coyote?
40:04Well, thank goodness for Japanese colliery because that thing...
40:06that thing had him in his jaw.
40:09It was so much blood.
40:11Well, you did everything, um...
40:14you could.
40:16Mm-hmm.
40:18Let's talk about something else.
40:20Mm-hmm. Of course.
40:22Why are you still in your gown?
40:26Oh, um...
40:27A wild night.
40:29Yeah, wild.
40:30I mean, that's what the gal is about.
40:33I'll never forget it.
40:36Yeah.
40:38By the way...
40:41someone stole...
40:42the quilt.
40:47How do you know?
40:49I saw it.
40:51Hanging out of a trunk of a black Cadillac.
40:53Whose?
40:55Well...
40:56I mean, isn't that smarmy realtor Gary Mills drive one?
41:00Uh, everyone in Crosspoint does.
41:02Well, not everyone was as PO'd as Gary's wife when she got outbid at the auction.
41:07Well, I mean, you were upset, and...
41:10and you probably weren't thinking straight, so...
41:13I know what I saw.
41:17Well, you have more important things to worry about.
41:19Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
41:21But I will get that thing back.
41:24Mrs. Lewis?
41:27Mr. Fingers is a very tough cat.
41:30We'll have to keep him till he heals, but he's gonna make it.
41:33Thank God.
41:34Thank God.
41:38See?
41:40It's gonna be okay.
41:44It's all gonna be fine.
42:08It's all gonna be fine.
42:13It's a very good thing.
42:17It was gonna be right.
42:17The truth is...
42:18We'll be okay.
42:24We're up.
Comments