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Coronation Street - Season 67 - Episode 19: Wednesday, 28th January 2026
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00:32Do you think you got away with it?
00:36But I know what you did.
00:43I know.
00:47I know.
00:48I know.
00:50But I only turned my back on it for two minutes.
00:52Sorry, we were trying not to wake you.
00:54How come you crashed out here?
00:57Sorry, Brekkie was meant to be a treat.
00:59Todd's had some bad news.
01:01Yeah, Sarah rang in floods.
01:04Her and Harry have been shooken up all night.
01:05It's some sort of bug.
01:07I can't make the funeral.
01:09Oh, no way.
01:11I know.
01:12My right-hand woman.
01:14Good job I got my left-hand woman, eh?
01:17Oh, I almost forgot.
01:19Um, for you.
01:22They were my last present.
01:24I gave them to him on Christmas Day.
01:27They're too good.
01:28I...
01:28I can't.
01:30Well, I can't.
01:32No, no, you should...
01:40Oh, let me move Paul.
01:44You know, if you're still struggling with your eulogy, me and Theo can take Paul's ashes down to shuttle this.
01:49You're right, he said his goodbyes to Billy yesterday.
01:52No, no, no, no.
01:53No, honestly, it's, um, no problem.
01:55Anything I can do to help.
02:04Oh, Todd.
02:05Makes a change.
02:05You being waited on in this place, don't it?
02:07Yeah.
02:08Could get a taste for it.
02:09Hmm?
02:09Don't.
02:11You said excuse me?
02:12No, she's kidding.
02:13Yeah, but today...
02:14No, she gets it.
02:16I just want to feel normal.
02:17No, come on, honey.
02:18I know you're okay.
02:18You want everybody else to feel normal.
02:21Another funeral?
02:22Come on.
02:23Yes, I have been to too many, but that's the price you pay for a long life.
02:28And in some ways, it's a privilege.
02:32But I'm more concerned about Summer.
02:34No, look...
02:35Look, she's just a kid and Billy was a rock.
02:37We need to rally round.
02:39You're right.
02:43Hey.
02:44You all set?
02:45Yeah, as much as I can be.
02:47Well, I'm sure it'll be a full house if there's any justice.
02:52Er, shouldn't you be at work, mate?
02:55Shouldn't you be minding your own business, mate?
02:59See, honey, it's just like everybody wants a piece of you, okay?
03:01It's not just about your time, okay?
03:03It's as cortisol levels.
03:05Right, lad.
03:05Why don't you take a pew?
03:07I'll get you a brew.
03:09Oh, after you, old timer.
03:10By all means.
03:12Now, I've just been reminded by my boss
03:14that I've got a job to go to.
03:16So I want my best staff in on time.
03:19She'll be.
03:27Well, most people get wrong about Billy.
03:37Todd, two minutes.
03:40Yeah, but we're still going to drop Paul's ashes off you.
03:44Billy didn't become a priest because he thought he was better.
03:51He did it because he knew he was the same.
03:57Floored.
03:58Like the rest of us.
04:03It's all just so meh.
04:07I wanted you to sing.
04:08Listen, why don't you let George read it out, eh?
04:13I will be all right when I get up there.
04:16Adrenaline will kick in.
04:17It'd be too much for anyone.
04:20I owe him.
04:23I owe him so much.
04:36Joe, he is doing too much.
04:39He's doing a funeral.
04:40He's doing a eulogy.
04:41He's looking after summer.
04:42I said to him, you need to take a back seat.
04:44Oh, yeah, yeah.
04:45I've said the same.
04:47Uh, George?
04:49Has that customer been in touch?
04:51You know, the one, um, the one who came in when you were at the valetors?
04:55No.
04:57So we never found out who that was?
04:59No.
04:59No, but if they need us, they'll come back.
05:09I promised myself I wasn't going to do this.
05:12You proper loved him.
05:14I just can't believe I'm never going to hear that piece of his tenor singing voice again.
05:18He's had him lined up, you know.
05:20He's going to give Susie some lessons.
05:23I don't like Glenda, are you saying that?
05:26Saying what?
05:29Oh, you've got these cars lovely and shiny, George.
05:33That must take some elbow grease, eh?
05:35It doesn't mean why in our car like this.
05:37I'll give you four good reasons.
05:39Um, so, friends, if you'd like to start making your way, we'll, we'll see you at St. Mary's.
05:45I'm going to walk.
05:49The kit's mortified.
05:50The short staff and the snow and under.
05:53David and Shane, I can't make it either.
05:55We've got to meet you.
05:57Must be hell.
05:58What you're going through.
06:01Went looking for you in The Undertaker's.
06:05Oh.
06:06Never interrupt a man at prayer.
06:09Not when he's got so much to offload.
06:12Deal.
06:13Waiting for you.
06:14Toodle pip.
06:21So much for family.
06:24I'd rather ride with you guys.
06:36All things bright and beautiful
06:39All creatures great and small
06:44All things bright and wonderful
06:59Please be seated.
07:02You know this thing all about at Glaston now.
07:05Well, I thought it was unread tested.
07:07I'm reliably informed that that will be considered an old school banger on the festival circuit.
07:14See?
07:15I told you.
07:15Well, I'm sure that would make Billy laugh.
07:21I've spoken about Billy the Reverend.
07:26But to talk about Billy the man,
07:31I welcome his best friend,
07:35Todd Grimshaw.
07:43Thanks.
07:54The first time I saw Billy
07:58In his dog collar
08:03I thought
08:09What a waste.
08:11Oh, yeah.
08:13It is.
08:14What?
08:14Just,
08:14Just,
08:15He's not the only one.
08:17Did you fancy a billionaire?
08:20Five minutes in his company, though.
08:23And I realised
08:28It was all
08:30Wynne.
08:34For you.
08:37For you.
08:47I can't.
08:50Go on, help him.
08:51Go on.
08:58All right.
08:59It's okay.
09:00It's all right.
09:01It's okay.
09:03It's okay.
09:11It's okay.
09:23Billy's secret
09:25was that he lived
09:27failed
09:29and loved
09:34do you know what
09:37cards on the table
09:38the first time I saw Todd and Billy together
09:40I was so jealous
09:45I saw them laugh
09:47and
09:49bicker and
09:50call each other out
09:53and I saw them be
09:55amazing fathers
09:58to summer
10:01I saw them grieve
10:03I
10:05often wondered like
10:09if there was enough room for me
10:12you know
10:15this was Billy Mayhew
10:19he made room
10:22he always made room
10:24yeah
10:30I haven't really known Billy Long
10:34and I feel cheated
10:38if he'd have stopped at that wedding just an hour longer
10:40he'd still be with us
10:46Billy
10:50I am
10:54I hope you're with your beloved Paul
10:59watching the greatest showman
11:03singing it out at the tops of your voices
11:08I hope you're not in pain
11:09and
11:10I hope you're at peace
11:20cheers mate
11:34good afternoon mate
11:35I'm gonna have to ask you to take that off
11:36sorry
11:37it's hotel policy
11:38I'm gonna have to ask you to open the safe
11:41well it's
11:42mind up
11:43yeah
11:43my heart's legit
11:46you heard me
11:47I
11:47I don't know the combination
11:49you said open the safe
11:50now
12:05here's the rest
12:09okay
12:12take it and show the manager
12:13I'm a manager
12:14I'm a manager
12:15Marky
12:16to the till
12:17okay
12:38I'm gonna call for out
12:44okay
12:44I need police
12:46now
12:48when Jesus washed
12:51when Jesus washed
12:55when Jesus washed
12:58you washed the gift of grace
13:02oh happy day
13:05happy day
13:07oh happy day
13:08happy day
13:10when Jesus washed
13:13when Jesus washed
13:15when Jesus washed
13:19when Jesus washed
13:22when Jesus washed
13:24when Jesus washed
13:25when Jesus washed
13:29when Jesus washed
13:30when Jesus washed
13:30when Jesus washed
13:31when Jesus washed
13:31when Jesus washed
13:32when Jesus washed
13:33when Jesus washed
13:33when Jesus washed
13:33when Jesus washed
13:33when Jesus washed
13:34when Jesus washed
13:37when Jesus washed
13:42Claw hammer, I thought, well, they've killed me here, so I've opened up.
13:49I came straight down.
13:51Oh, that looks nasty.
13:52It's a good job Carl got here when he did.
13:56Look, I've been here before, mate.
13:59Anyway, there's two of them.
14:04Two against one with a hammer.
14:06I'd give them a combination.
14:11Then they were kicking off.
14:16It wasn't enough.
14:18Then they dragged me out and opened the till, and that's when Carl walked in.
14:23They took the float for the night bar, 200 quid.
14:27And three granda, Debbie, withdrew from the bank.
14:31She wanted to pay for Billy's funeral.
14:33Billy's mates wouldn't take it, so Muggins here told her to put her in the safe.
14:37If you can believe that.
14:41Do you want me to go home?
14:42Yeah.
14:43It's all right.
14:45You all right for a drink, guys?
14:46It's all right.
14:47Okay.
14:48What are you saying, lady?
14:49Come on.
14:50Yeah.
14:50On the house.
14:51Thank you very much.
14:52All right.
14:55Steady, darling.
14:57Well, it's thirsty work all that morning, isn't it?
15:00Talking to an expert.
15:03Eva, is it just that first one that's for you?
15:05There's no stinting on my watch, babe.
15:07I thought you'd be relieved it's all over.
15:10We just buried my best mate.
15:12Oh, what's there?
15:14There?
15:15You were the star of the show.
15:18Are you jealous?
15:20Jealous?
15:22I can't do this here.
15:24Yeah, all right.
15:24Let's go on.
15:25If you need.
15:29Right.
15:30That is it.
15:30I am burning all of the black clothes in my wardrobe.
15:33Burning?
15:35Well, donate, then.
15:36Watch out, Gregory Pope.
15:38You won't know what's hit you.
15:40I sweated blood over that eulogy,
15:42and you didn't even read it.
15:45A couple of sentences, and then here's Theo.
15:48Everybody loved it.
15:48I thought you would have known.
15:49He was my best friend.
15:52And say it.
15:54Say it, Todd.
15:56They're not my biggest fan.
16:04Look, I couldn't read your words.
16:09It's my fault he's dead.
16:12It isn't.
16:17Everybody knows.
16:18If I'd just been a bit braver,
16:22Billy would still be with us.
16:28You...
16:31You did him proud.
16:33We did him proud.
16:35I mean, you saw the amazing turnout.
16:40I don't want to fall out today.
16:42All right?
16:43I need today to be a success.
16:48So let's have a good drink, all right?
16:49None of that Prosecco rubbish.
16:51Eva's got some decent red.
16:56Listen, look.
16:57Listen.
16:59I'm going to stay out here and check my messages.
17:01Why don't you go inside and see if she's got a nice birthday?
17:04All right.
17:12Flying horse.
17:12Four o'clock, we said, in the rock up here.
17:14Street where Ryan lives.
17:15It's not like he's going to recognise us, is he?
17:17We went out on a limb.
17:18And for what?
17:19A poxy a few quid.
17:20I cleared the safe this morning.
17:22You don't really think I trust you jokers with serious cash.
17:25And you wonder why we came to you?
17:28All right, calm down.
17:29I've got your cash.
17:36So there we are, me and Adam, getting down and dirty.
17:39Adam, should I be listening to this?
17:41No, cover your ears.
17:42It's ancient history, hon.
17:43Anyway, he's dressed as an elf, I'm dressed as a reindeer,
17:47full-on tonsil tennis behind the curtain.
17:49And in he trots!
17:50I must have blacked all of this out.
17:53Yes, Billy.
17:54Oh, with a poxy, can I add?
17:56Jesus' little sunbeams, he must have been scarred for life.
17:58They were only about six or seven.
18:01That could have been the quads, that.
18:03The kid's eyes were on stalks.
18:05Billy's eyes were on stalks.
18:07How did he explain that?
18:09Heavy petting.
18:10Oh!
18:11Terrible joke.
18:12No, so he said he was a vet and Rudolph was poorly six.
18:16He could think on his feet, all right.
18:19Yeah.
18:19He was the greatest showman.
18:21True dapper, Dan.
18:24That's a little cotton socks.
18:27She wants to be running on empty.
18:29Well, you too, honey, listen, you haven't stopped to draw breath.
18:32What do you say?
18:34Well, you're a long time dead.
18:36I'm serious.
18:37It's a word to let the mars slip for a minute.
18:40Oh, crying out loud, will you get a rest?
18:44I can't breathe.
18:50Well, whether you shared his faith or not, he did more good than I am.
18:54Yeah.
18:55Way more.
18:57He was the goat of all God-botherers.
19:00The Billy goat.
19:02Ah!
19:03To the goat.
19:05Wherever he might be.
19:06To Billy.
19:07To Billy.
19:17Just waited five minutes to meself.
19:20It's been a long day.
19:23I quite fancied standing at the bar getting quietly squiffy.
19:28Regretting the rows I had with him.
19:32Remembering the good times.
19:33Maybe even cracking me face with a smile.
19:37Oh, no.
19:38Not allowed.
19:40Okay, honey, we can do that here.
19:41I think you want me to break down.
19:44You know, you won't be happy till I'm howling and tearing me hair out.
19:49What?
19:50Because you didn't write the rule book, Dev, on grief, on life, on anything.
19:56So, why don't you let your mask drop, eh?
19:59You know, because everyone's seen what a wonderful, caring husband you are.
20:04You're my rock.
20:05Gold star, darling.
20:07Give yourself a big pat on the back.
20:09You think I'm doing all this for sure?
20:10I think that you've just got to insert yourself at every opportunity.
20:13I had a lot of time for Billy.
20:15Oh, there's a name for that, you know?
20:16Grief Jockey.
20:18Look how much I loved him.
20:19See how sad I am?
20:23No, I wish he'd stayed at the pub.
20:25You're going to regret this in the morning.
20:26Am I?
20:28Don't think so.
20:32Nah, I don't think so, buddy.
20:35Don't follow me up.
20:47Selling apes of weed to kids, eh?
20:48I thought you was a serious businessman.
20:52Yeah, life.
20:53I've got one.
20:54Good one.
20:56And you'd better keep your nose out of my business.
20:58You bully my sister again, I root your throat out.
21:01And tell your mates about your guilty conscience.
21:06Ah, look at her, trying not to bite.
21:09Trying to work it all out.
21:11I heard you're snivelling.
21:13But don't you know, corpses can't forgive?
21:17The question is, though, will Todd?
21:21Why don't you tell him?
21:22I might?
21:23Yeah.
21:23Why don't you tell him?
21:25And you might end up in a box.
21:27Like Billy.
21:30She's fierce.
21:33I'm not going to warn you again.
21:35All right?
21:36Watch your back.
21:47I'm not going to warn you again.
21:48I'm not going to warn you again.
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22:02I'm not going to warn you again.
22:06I'm not going to warn you again.
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