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Resident Alien - Season 4 - Episode 03: Ties That Bind
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00:10Previously on Resident Alien
00:11This is bad. Menthins are very dangerous.
00:14Maybe the greys placed some kind of inhibitor in you to stop you from accessing your powers.
00:18You can't let our guard down. Not till we catch Joseph.
00:20Shouldn't we let Mike and Liv catch him?
00:22No.
00:22They find Joseph first. We will never get the information we need about our baby.
00:25Hi, Peter.
00:26I didn't know you were bringing company.
00:28Peter's proof that aliens are real.
00:29Son of a bitch. I believe in aliens.
00:32Please.
00:33Separated out Harry's alien particles and left the rest.
00:36Before Bruce died, he told me one thing I could trade to the greys is the technology of my people.
00:41Powerful enough to destroy my home planet.
00:43That will get me my alien energy back and I know where to find it.
01:11When the Ute people found it, they met the star people who came from the sky to trade knowledge with
01:18us.
01:21The old ones say, the spirit we carry within us is the spirit given to us by the star people.
01:29This symbol tells us when the star people will come back to visit.
01:36We draw these stories to remind us who we are and where we came from.
01:43The stories we tell today are woven into all of us and we carry them with us forever.
01:49Oh, so never.
01:49Oh, so...
01:53Ohr...
02:17Oh...
02:19He's an actuary, which would make 97.333.
02:24Storytelling is a way to take someone to some place they have never been.
02:28A way to travel through time.
02:30Dale's stories make me wish I could return to a time before I was ever born.
02:35Now my mother, that's a whole different story.
02:40She died.
02:45Well, that's it. That's the story.
02:48Wow. Sad.
02:49At this rate, I will also be dead before I can retrieve my alien device from 1970
02:55and trade it with the Greys to get my alien energy back.
02:58And the Greys will probably use that device to destroy my home planet.
03:02But nobody needs to know that. Some stories are better not told.
03:06Don't rush me. Going back to a specific time requires finesse, and I am an artiste.
03:12Well, I am a doctor who left the clinic early because I thought you'd be finished by now.
03:18Your slow work has put the health of an entire town at risk.
03:24Has it?
03:26What's that supposed to mean?
03:28Dude, without your big alien brain, you're just a guy handing lollipops to kids.
03:32Yeah, last week you wrote a prescription for an apple a day.
03:35Has that girl been sick since? No.
03:38As a matter of fact, I'm still getting headaches.
03:42So how does this time travel thing work? You go back in time, step on a butterfly or whatever,
03:46and do you come back and, like, monkeys are in charge?
03:48Haha, that is not how portals work. If I went back 50 years and ran into 10-year-old Asta
03:54and cut off her toe,
03:55she would not suddenly lose her toe now.
03:58Do you think I'm 60?
04:00What?
04:00When you go to the past, a new reality branches off creating a parallel universe.
04:05Oh, hang on, I think I have some brochures somewhere.
04:12So, you want to time travel.
04:15Warning, traversing the space-time continuum may cause serious side effects,
04:19including incontinence, rectal bleeding, or a prolonged and painful erection.
04:23Alright, so it's not all bad. Let's do this.
04:27You're not going.
04:28Hey, I made this thing happen. Dale only answered Harry's call because he has a crush on me.
04:32It's true. I wouldn't be here if it weren't so electric between me and the red menace.
04:36Harry, tell her she can't go.
04:38You can go. Yes, you are courageous and you are not afraid to die.
04:42And it will also be helpful to me to have someone to hide behind in case I get shot at.
04:47You're not going.
04:48Nobody is going anywhere until I finish this.
04:50Now, give me some space. I'll have you back to 1870 in no time.
04:551970!
04:58Then I'ma need a day.
05:02This is Operation Manticide.
05:05The Prairie Mantis has several natural predators.
05:08Bats, spiders, and birds.
05:10We don't have time to collect enough bats and spiders,
05:12and I'm afraid of birds since one got into my bedroom.
05:15So, instead, I developed a weapons-grade manticide with neem oil,
05:21which is a natural pesticide and also good for dandruff.
05:25What are you doing?
05:26It's 3 o'clock. I started the alien club meeting.
05:28You can't start without me.
05:30I'm the one who started this club when you went away for school.
05:33I'm the leader.
05:34Then maybe show up on time.
05:35I was busy alien tracking.
05:37Because I'm the alien tracker.
05:39And I found a fresh pile of animal bones out by the Grady Turnoff.
05:42I thought the mantid only killed humans.
05:44You told them about the mantid?
05:46You weren't here.
05:47You're lucky I didn't revoke your alien club privileges.
05:50You're lucky you can't.
05:51Because I'm the president.
05:52You're the secretary.
05:54Hello.
05:55I'm Max, your president.
05:57I've seen this alien mantid, and I tased him, which saved the world.
06:01We need to attack again, so if you all want to be heroes
06:03and not losers holding homemade salad dressing, join me.
06:08I want to be a hero.
06:11Did I mention that the mantid eats people's heads?
06:16So follow Max and enjoy having no head.
06:20Sorry, Max.
06:21I like my head.
06:22Our heads are safe.
06:24We can wear cool helmets.
06:25The Patience County Sheriff's Department was called to the Copper Ridge Motel
06:29after the grisly discovery of a headless John Doe.
06:33I'm here with manager Judy Cooper.
06:35This must be difficult for you.
06:38Isn't this the second death at your hotel in the past year?
06:41Yeah.
06:42There was a third guy who broke his neck diving into the hot tub,
06:46but he's still sort of alive, so...
06:48The floater was better.
06:50This one was messy.
06:53But our top-notch staff cleaned it very well.
06:57That's Colette.
06:57She's, like, a really good cleaner.
06:59She has, like, OCDC, so...
07:02So come out to the Copper Ridge, where all our rooms have locks now.
07:08I'm Margo Keen reporting with Live 16 KBKC.
07:12Oh, we're also running prom night specials.
07:15Lose it here and save!
07:19Hey, you could only find a handful of pre-1970s coins,
07:22but this is, like, $10,000 in today's money.
07:25This is a bad idea.
07:27Relax, it's just time travel.
07:28You don't hear anything wrong with that sentence?
07:30Okay, $5,000.
07:33Wait, which sentence?
07:34Would you stop?
07:35Why do you do this?
07:36You always just jump onto whatever thing's the fastest.
07:39Yeah, that's why I spent my childhood going a hundred miles an hour down mountains.
07:43Every nerve in your body is screaming.
07:45Yeah, they're screaming,
07:46Stop trying to kill me!
07:47See? You get it.
07:49I don't get it.
07:50Well, you got it from Joseph, who is half alien, might I add.
07:54I'm just saying, maybe I'm not the only one looking for some excitement.
07:57I was trying to save her life.
08:01Yeah, carpe.
08:02Damn, girl.
08:06Okay.
08:06Yes, it's one thing to save her life.
08:08I just don't want to make sleeping with hybrid aliens
08:12and kidnapping our friend's baby and time travel the norm.
08:15I'll be fine.
08:15It's 1970.
08:17How rough could it be?
08:18It was one of the most tumultuous and stressful years in our country's history.
08:22Yeah, but...
08:24I'll look good.
08:27You look good.
08:29Nice.
08:30I'm good.
08:37I'm gonna need some new threads.
08:49Okay, we're just north of the lighthouse.
08:52The device dropped near here, somewhere from my people's spaceship, at exactly 7.04 PM last night.
09:01You seem pretty confident for somebody walking on a beach from 50 years ago.
09:05The details of the mission that put that device on this beach are known by all of my people.
09:12The pilot that missed his target, he was tortured and killed.
09:16Oh, Jesus.
09:17Don't overreact much?
09:19I'm so sad.
09:19But you know, we sing a commemorative song every year on this day in screaming Ted's memory.
09:40That's touching.
09:42Well, it's better if you understood my language.
09:45Because the chorus rhymes the date of his failure with dissected alive.
09:50Seems like a weird rhyme.
09:54Son of a bitch!
09:56Morning, Jen.
09:57Yo-hoo!
10:02Son of a bitch.
10:05Sorry, I need to go and say hi to my friends.
10:10What the hell are you two doing here?
10:13I came for that.
10:14Thank you for cleaning the sand off of it.
10:15I'll take it now and go home.
10:17Oh, no.
10:18It's mine.
10:19So you and Asta can just go back to your time portal now.
10:24Actually, I, um, I'm Dorothy.
10:26Huh.
10:27He never mentioned you.
10:28So if you'll excuse me, I have a shift at the lobster shack.
10:35Never mentioned me.
10:36Not one.
10:37No, that is not accurate.
10:39I always called you Asta's useless appendage.
10:59Hey.
11:00Hey.
11:01How did it go in Braddock?
11:03It went great.
11:04Huh?
11:04The alien airplane is gone.
11:06Oh, that's great.
11:07Look, it, uh, it looked like a little piece of glass.
11:09It, I told the doctor that I was in a car accident when I was a kid.
11:13Oh, good thinking.
11:14Yeah.
11:14So now that we know that our baby is here, you know, and not in outer space somewhere,
11:18what do you, what do you think about telling Liv?
11:20Oh, honey, we still can't.
11:22She'd have to report it.
11:24Well, then, you know, I, I won't tell deputy Liv.
11:28I'll tell friend Liv.
11:30Oh, honey, that's very clever.
11:32But she would have to tell Mike.
11:34Yeah.
11:34But, but Liv believes in aliens.
11:36She might actually believe us.
11:37It doesn't matter if Liv believes.
11:40Got it.
11:40Mike is never gonna take her seriously.
11:43That guy does not believe in aliens.
11:45I think an alien might be doing these killings.
11:47Wait, you're saying you believe in aliens?
11:50Look, I've been looking at all this evidence.
11:52Joseph might be behind these headless murders.
11:55Now, if that's true, you were right.
11:58Then you're saying you believe in aliens.
11:59You just said it.
12:00Wait, no, my damn parade?
12:01I don't have time for this nonsense with Joseph out there on the loose
12:04and a one-legged cyborg man stuck in a cave.
12:06No.
12:07You saw one.
12:08You believe and I need you to say it out loud.
12:10This is so exciting.
12:19Oh.
12:20Now delete that, deputy.
12:22It never happened.
12:24Delete that.
12:29Are you dancing?
12:31I see a shadow through the door.
12:36Boy, you're fussy today.
12:41Hey, it's Kate.
12:42Sorry I haven't gotten those environmental reports to you.
12:45I've been dealing with some stuff,
12:46but I promise to get them to you the next day or two.
12:51Hey, it's Kate.
12:53Sorry I haven't gotten those environmental reports to you.
12:55I've been dealing with some stuff,
12:56but I promise to get them to you the next day or two.
12:58I promise to get them to you the next day or two.
13:03Hey, we met you.
13:09Hey, we'll do that for you.
13:10Hey, good.
13:11Hey, good.
13:11Oh, no.
13:13You're jumped out for me.
13:14Hey, how am I waiting for you?
13:16I'm not getting your feels ready,
13:17but I'm not getting your doubts out here.
13:20I'm not getting my hopes up,
13:24but I've been waiting for you for you.
13:31Where did you get the baby?
13:33As I recall, the deal was no questions asked.
13:37I am a lawyer and an officer of the court,
13:40so you should think twice before you perjure yourself.
13:43Do the baby's parents know where she is?
13:45I object.
13:46This isn't a courtroom.
13:47You're the one that started using law words.
13:49You know you can't lie to me.
13:51Remember first grade, when I made you tell me the truth
13:53about holding hands with Charlie Hamilton?
13:55That wasn't fair.
13:56You did that thing where you look into my eyes
13:58like you can see my soul.
13:59Well, as your cousin who can see inside your soul,
14:02I need you to give me a simple yes or no.
14:05Is that Kate's baby?
14:10Yes, but that is all I can say.
14:14And Kate doesn't even know where she is,
14:16which is not as bad as it sounds,
14:18but that is all I can say.
14:21Please don't look inside me.
14:23Please.
14:27Okay, fine.
14:28Yes, it's Kate's baby.
14:30And she was taken by aliens,
14:31and then we were on a spaceship,
14:32which is actually inside the moon.
14:34And Joseph, the deputy, is also an alien
14:36who likes to play doctor and nurse in the bedroom,
14:37except I am the doctor and he's the nurse.
14:39Help me now.
14:40I'm sorry, what?
14:48Okay, so you saved the Earth three times.
14:51Maybe four?
14:53Uh, after the first, it's easy to lose track.
14:56It's all just so, like, whoa.
14:59Yeah.
15:01Whoa.
15:04Also, there's something else.
15:07This might be hard to believe, but...
15:11There is an alien who lives in patience.
15:13You mean Harry.
15:16You knew?
15:17Easy guess.
15:18I mean, if anyone's an alien,
15:19it's either Harry or that guy Coco from the bookstore.
15:21I should have told you.
15:23It was just...
15:23It was all too much.
15:25I mean, it's not safe to be part of any of this,
15:27and I didn't want you to get hurt.
15:28It's okay.
15:29You're telling me now.
15:30That's all that matters.
15:30We are cousins.
15:31We have that special bond,
15:33and we tell each other everything.
15:34And don't worry.
15:35I'm not going to tell anyone.
15:36It's our secret.
15:38Well, my dad knows.
15:40Oh, yeah.
15:41Yeah.
15:41Yeah, that's really good.
15:43That's good.
15:44You know, the three of us?
15:45We're going to figure this out together.
15:47Darcy knows, too.
15:48Okay.
15:49And Max and Sahar.
15:51And maybe some of their friends.
15:52I'm feeling less special.
15:54Oh, God, I'm so sorry I never told you.
15:56It was just too dangerous, and I don't know.
15:59Knowing that we're not alone in the universe,
16:00it sounds comforting,
16:01but it also can feel like not being alone in the house.
16:05It's scary.
16:06A little bit.
16:07Do you remember that comic book, Sky,
16:09that we used to read all the time as kids?
16:12Yeah.
16:12Oh, yeah.
16:13I love that comic.
16:15And we made T-shirts of the hand with paint.
16:17Yeah.
16:17Our people have been passing down this story
16:21for hundreds of years, generation through generation.
16:25And someday, we're going to tell it to our kids.
16:28Yeah.
16:29We are a part of something much bigger.
16:32And you, you are the sum of everyone
16:35who has come before you.
16:37You are formidable.
16:38You are everything.
16:43You are everything.
16:45I know.
17:05Please get out.
17:06No way.
17:08These prices are insane.
17:10Lobster dinner, three bucks?
17:12With your discount.
17:13Okay.
17:14I'll take two of those.
17:15And I will have the alien device.
17:18Lady, a little service here?
17:21This guy.
17:22Hey, Haas, maybe calm down.
17:24Have one of these 50-cent beers?
17:27Is this a joke?
17:28Oh, my God.
17:28Okay.
17:29Round for everybody on me.
17:32Please take it easy.
17:34You need this job.
17:36Didn't you need to go diarrhea?
17:38Ah, yes, that's right.
17:41Time travel.
17:42Brutal on the old plumbing.
17:43I need to go pee out of my butt.
17:47You're disgusting.
17:59You can't have it.
18:01I need it for once.
18:04To save my father's life.
18:07I know what I saw.
18:09Look at the damn photos.
18:10All we have.
18:11Could have been a weather balloon.
18:13The agents who made him feel like he was crazy and ruined his life will be at his house in
18:18an hour.
18:19If these people are your problem, then give me the device and I will crush their heads in with it
18:23before I leave.
18:24That would do nothing.
18:26They just send more.
18:27I saw that alien device fall on the beach when I was a kid, but I was too scared to
18:33say anything.
18:34It's proof that what he saw is real.
18:36When the agents leave, I will give it to him and he will finally know the truth.
18:41Well, I need it.
18:44If the greys stole my, what you would call my life force, my alien energy, then I need to trade
18:52the greys the device to get it back.
18:54What are the greys planning to do with it?
18:57They will obliterate my planet.
19:01It sounds worse than it is.
19:05I've been here for two years.
19:08I came back to spend time with my father, just a couple of months, just enough to have a proper
19:15goodbye.
19:15As far as he knew, I was just a new lady in town named Jen.
19:19But now we're friends.
19:22So last night, when your people's spaceship flew over, I realized that I can fix this.
19:30Waitress.
19:40Yes.
19:41Okay.
19:41Check the back room.
19:43Looked in every purse, and all I found were Aquanet, cigarettes, lots of cigarettes.
19:48So many cigarettes.
19:49My God, how are there still people?
19:51But no, alien device.
19:53I will check her car, and you stay here and babysit General Fishhands.
19:59Why do you get to do it?
20:01Because it is my turn.
20:02And also, I am not good at chitting, and I'm even worse at chatting.
20:06Okay, all right, you can do it.
20:08But first, I'm just going to go grab you a piece of this dirty, unwrapped, 1970s hard candy by the
20:15door here.
20:16Don't you, son of a bitch!
20:23Oh, hello, you two.
20:25I wanted to introduce you to FBI agent Jules Gardner.
20:29This is Sheriff Mike.
20:29Explode.
20:30Ignite.
20:31Patient school is dynamite.
20:34Okay.
20:34Lynn Baker, it's been forever.
20:37They stopped doing that cheer.
20:38You can't say dynamite in a school gym anymore.
20:40Huh.
20:41I didn't know you went to Patient's High.
20:43Best years of my life.
20:44Wow.
20:45Jules Gardner.
20:47Ben Hawthorne, sitting in the mayor's office.
20:50You know, I don't, uh, I don't think I've seen you since prom.
20:53Remember?
20:54You, uh, stole my girlfriend.
20:56Oh, right.
20:57Oh, I was drunk, and your date was a lesbian.
21:00Yeah, maybe for, like, a night.
21:02We dated for six years.
21:04Hey, didn't you throw up in the photo booth?
21:06On the snack table.
21:08Welcome back to Patience.
21:09I'm Sheriff Mike Thompson.
21:11Hi, yeah.
21:11Nina told me all about you as soon as I came on board.
21:14I called in Agent Gardner to assist us in the investigation.
21:16She lives in Jessup, and the Colorado field office was just to sign the case.
21:20Oh, good.
21:22I mean, I'm not sure we need outside help on this one, but okay.
21:25There's protocol in situations like this.
21:27She's a behavioral analyst, and she works out of the field office in the Springs.
21:30Wow, that is so cool.
21:32She also received a shield of bravery, so I think we are in very good hands.
21:37Sounds like we are.
21:39So, the murders.
21:41I worked up a profile.
21:42This has serial killer written all over it.
21:44You're going to want to order a town-wide curfew for now to keep everyone safe.
21:48Yeah, well, I'm way ahead.
21:49I hold regular self-defense classes, so I'm teaching everyone in town to protect themselves.
21:54You do?
21:55Well, I'm not sure that we have the budget for that.
21:58Don't need a budget?
21:59I'll do it right here in the town hall.
22:00When?
22:02The usual night.
22:04You never show up.
22:05I would, but I never have anything imaginary to wear.
22:08My point is, I'm in the process of turning every citizen in this town into a lethal weapon.
22:13Well, sounds like we have all the bases covered.
22:16I'm sure we'll catch whoever it is in no time.
22:20You should have known.
22:21Eat a couple of human heads, cops start swarming, and soon every loser in town has a crime podcast.
22:27I guess it's not that bad.
22:29Mix it up a little.
22:30Eat a few wild animals while things calm down.
22:33When we were young, we'd eat anything with a pulse.
22:37Nobody talked about carbs or protein intake.
22:41Supper time.
22:43Yes!
22:54Is this okay?
22:57No, it's not scary.
22:59I'm here, but I can't see you.
23:01Oh.
23:03Hi, Max.
23:04Catch the mantid yet?
23:05Do you mean, have I saved the world again yet?
23:08No.
23:10I'm here, baby.
23:11Now, if you'll excuse me, apparently Bridget is afraid of cartoon vampires.
23:34What's the problem here, little lady?
23:37Hey.
23:40Yeah, little lady.
23:42And I'm just so silly.
23:44You know, it's no bra night at the war protest.
23:48And I've done locked myself out of my car.
23:51Oh.
23:52Well, let me see what I can do.
23:54All right.
23:55Bar out.
24:04There you go.
24:05Groovy.
24:06What did you say your name was?
24:07I should, uh, take it for my report.
24:10Oh, yeah.
24:11The name's Carol Brady.
24:13Uh, husband's Mike.
24:15He's an architect.
24:16It's just us and our six kids.
24:17And I think the housekeeper maybe lives with us?
24:20Like the TV show?
24:21Is that on TV?
24:23Already.
24:24Ha.
24:24I'm just joking.
24:26Uh, my real name is Meredith Gray.
24:30I'm a surgeon.
24:32Just need your name.
24:34Out of sight.
24:37All right, all right.
24:40Give peace a chance.
24:45Jesus.
24:46Found it.
24:48Ha, ha, ha.
24:49I win.
24:54You know, Max, if you want to help...
24:57Max?
25:00Bridget.
25:04Oh, no.
25:10Oh, yeah.
25:11Yeah, get to it.
25:12Uh.
25:13Get to it.
25:13Uh, big one right there.
25:15Oh, wow.
25:16All right.
25:16Good job, Marie.
25:17Good job.
25:17Everybody give her a hand, right?
25:20Nice job.
25:21Who wants to go next?
25:23Judy, you want to give it a shot?
25:24Come on.
25:25Yes, Sensei Mike.
25:26You don't have to call me that.
25:27Yes, my lord.
25:28You don't have to call me that either.
25:29Just remember, most of your attackers will be men, all right?
25:32So you're going to want to go strong into the groin, all right?
25:35Strong into the groin.
25:36Trust me, it still hurts even if you're a girl.
25:38I fell out of a tree when I was eight.
25:40Took a tree limb right in the beef.
25:43Okay.
25:44Okay, Judy, thank you.
25:45Let's, uh, let's give it a try.
25:47All right.
25:47Let's show them how it's done.
25:48Here you go.
25:51Oh, wow.
25:51I see why you got the gi now.
25:53Hey.
25:53Oh, okay.
25:55All right.
25:56Very good.
25:56This is called the windmill.
25:58Yeah.
26:00So how's that whole weird, uh, Joseph thing going?
26:04You said that he's back in town?
26:06Oh, I didn't say that.
26:08Some guy wearing a mask whose breath smelled really bad told me that.
26:12Probably hadn't eaten in a while.
26:15Sometimes that would do that.
26:16So what's, um, going on with that crazy thing anyway?
26:21I can't really involve you.
26:23You should leave it up to the professionals.
26:25Well, I'm the mayor, so I'm obviously a professional.
26:29You're snipping ribbons with fake giant scissors counts.
26:31Oh, those aren't fake?
26:32They cut?
26:33Ask Charlie Jones about his ear?
26:35Doesn't make sense to loop you in since you don't know anything.
26:38Oh, don't I?
26:41Let's just say I have experience with certain things.
26:46I cannot discuss.
26:48Experienced?
26:49Mm-hmm.
26:49Like alien experience?
26:51I knew it.
26:53Kate has been abducted by aliens.
26:54Just tell me.
26:56Wow, you had right to know.
26:58What?
27:00No way.
27:01That's crazy.
27:02It's slander.
27:03Get out of here with that.
27:05Okay, all right.
27:05Good job.
27:07Yeah.
27:07Just a steal.
27:08All right, who else wants to try?
27:09Anybody?
27:10I'll go.
27:11All right, come on up, Kate.
27:15You know, let's change it up a little bit here.
27:17Do me a favor.
27:18Turn around.
27:19Oh.
27:19Yeah?
27:19Okay.
27:20You're out there.
27:21You're minding your own business.
27:23And you don't hear nothing.
27:25And all of a sudden, bam!
27:27Something's got you.
27:31Please!
27:31Give me my babies!
27:33No.
27:34Right by your neck.
27:36Now, what you gonna do?
27:36I said no!
27:39Chief, no!
27:40All right.
27:40No!
27:41You're doing it.
27:41No!
27:42No!
27:43No!
27:44No!
27:44No!
27:45No!
27:45No!
27:45No!
27:46It's okay.
27:46It's okay.
27:48It's okay.
27:50I'm starting to remember.
28:01Mr. Wallstreets, I need your help.
28:03I'm in the middle of something, Sahar.
28:06You're organizing lollipops.
28:08Yeah, you want the right flavor, you're gonna thank me.
28:10Max took Bridget.
28:11I think he's trying to catch the man dead.
28:13Jesus.
28:15Uh, uh, hold on.
28:17Seriously?
28:17Okay, look, I can't leave anything half done.
28:19It's a problem.
28:21Okay.
28:23In the vastness of the cosmos, decisions are rarely simple.
28:27To save myself, I must destroy my own kind.
28:30Yes, my people will be annihilated.
28:32But they will not care because they do not have emotions.
28:35They are very lucky that way.
28:38Hold on.
28:39Uh, are we sure this device is safe to take through the portal?
28:43It is safe.
28:44Remember the banana?
28:46What if this thing jams the system or whatever?
28:49Why don't we tie a rope to it?
28:50We'll go through, get home, and then pull the thing in after us.
28:53Your tiny red brain is working so hard.
28:56This is not a banana.
28:58This is a Pleiadian gamma cluster.
29:01It can monitor tides, currents, water temperature,
29:05the salinity of trillions of gallons of water at once.
29:09This device is incomprehensibly complex.
29:14This is a rock.
29:15What?
29:16Son of a bitch.
29:17She tricked us.
29:19Mostly you.
29:35Okay, Dad.
29:37Here you go.
29:50I was so sure I saw it.
29:53The thing.
29:56UFO.
29:57You did.
29:58I saw it too.
30:01What if I said I could give you proof?
30:04I already have proof.
30:06My daughter took a dozen pictures.
30:09Look at them.
30:11It was just a weather balloon.
30:15Come on, Jen.
30:16This is the United States government.
30:18They know what they're talking about.
30:20I...
30:26I don't know what is wrong with me.
30:29Nothing is wrong with you.
30:32Here.
30:34Not a photo.
30:36Real.
30:37It fell out of the ship.
30:39I saw it.
30:42It fell off a satellite.
30:44Some kid's science project.
30:47I don't know.
30:50You listen to me.
30:52This is what they do.
30:53They mess with your head.
30:56They make you doubt your own eyes.
30:57It's how people end up thinking the moon landing was fake.
31:01They do?
31:02Oh.
31:03Not yet.
31:04It doesn't matter.
31:09You know what makes it seem worse?
31:12I told Henry down at the Elks about it.
31:16It's so stupid.
31:18Now it's all around town.
31:21Went to get my paper this morning.
31:25The neighbor's just staring at me.
31:28Forget everyone else.
31:31Believe what you know is true.
31:34I don't know what's true.
31:37Not anymore.
31:42You should go now.
31:52Thanks for fixing Peter's legs.
31:54I didn't realize I was putting them on backwards.
31:56Been walking around like an ostrich.
31:59It's not such a bad thing.
32:01An ostrich will kick the stuffing out of a cheetah.
32:05Hold on.
32:05I just need to use the little girl's room.
32:07Oh, yeah.
32:15I'm mouth-trumpeting because I'm peeing.
32:18And I don't want you to hear me pee.
32:20The trumpet of a different song, then,
32:21because that one's going to get stuck in my head,
32:23and then every time I hear it,
32:24I'm going to think about you peeing.
32:42I know what you mean about the trumpeting.
32:45I got sick once during our high school production
32:48of Mimi and St. Louis,
32:49and now every time I hear clang, clang, clang.
32:53Sir?
32:55It's a bug.
32:58You saw a bug?
32:59What kind of bug?
33:01Big.
33:02Big thing.
33:03It's a giant thing.
33:04Like eight and a half feet tall.
33:06It's like a giant cricket.
33:09Cricket?
33:11Wait.
33:12Was it more like a praying mantis?
33:14Yes, like that.
33:16Oh, my God.
33:18It was a mantid alien.
33:20You saw another alien.
33:22And not just any alien.
33:25What are the rarest aliens in the universe?
33:27Oh, man.
33:28Everyone gets to see an alien but me.
33:31I'm never peeing again.
33:38Okay, we wait for the milkman.
33:40And then you jump him and strip him of his uniform,
33:44put on the uniform, knock on the door,
33:46seduce the father,
33:47ply him with milks and cheeses,
33:49get weird with it.
33:50It's just, this plan really hinges on his attraction to milkmen.
33:54Who isn't attracted to milkmen?
33:56Well, whatever you idiots were planning, forget it.
34:00I failed.
34:02My father's going to die.
34:04So this is all yours.
34:08Okay, goodbye.
34:10Wait, wait.
34:11What happened?
34:12I thought I could save him.
34:15I thought I could change the future.
34:18I spent my whole life hating my younger self
34:22because she didn't do enough.
34:25Maybe it's time to forgive her.
34:27Because I failed him, too.
34:30Okay, goodbye.
34:32Okay, hold on.
34:32Jesus.
34:35Look, that sucks.
34:37But maybe you weren't meant to come back and change things.
34:41Right?
34:41Why don't you come back with us?
34:43No.
34:45I'm staying.
34:46Well, I'm not.
34:47I will wait for you at the portal.
34:53I don't get it.
34:55Why stay here?
34:56You're just a waitress.
34:57You could go back to where you're admiral of the space army.
35:02Or whatever.
35:02I don't really know what your job was.
35:04Sorry.
35:04I'm staying for her.
35:08That girl is going to need somebody.
35:10Her father wouldn't listen.
35:13Not even to his own daughter.
35:15Yeah, but you're not.
35:19What?
35:20His daughter.
35:22I mean, not here.
35:23Not to him.
35:25You're just Jen from the lobster shack.
35:29Maybe you should let her try.
35:37Look, I gotta go.
35:39He is a hundo-p.
35:40Not waiting for me.
35:43Hey.
35:45Did Harry ever tell you what he's really planning to use that device for?
35:56Oh, hi, Miss McClain.
35:58That was one of my favorite books when I was your age.
36:03Everyone gave me baby books, but my dad knew that I was capable of more.
36:11You saw that UFO, didn't you?
36:14I-I don't know.
36:22I know you think that if you tell your dad what you saw, that he might not believe you.
36:28That things might never be the same between you again.
36:31How did you know that?
36:34I was once a little girl, too.
36:39Lots of people will try to take away your voice.
36:44But you always have to tell the truth.
36:47I know that you are very strong.
36:51And right now, you can share your strength with your dad so that he believes he saw what he saw.
37:03Do you think you could do that for both of us?
37:33I saw it, too.
37:36You did.
37:37I believe you.
37:39Yeah.
37:41Thank you, honey.
37:44For believing.
37:50Are you sure this is the right way?
37:52Yes, Max said he found some animal carcasses near the Grady property.
37:59Yup, here I am.
38:01Max, just a normal, unsupervised kid in the woods, alone at night.
38:10We can see aliens.
38:11I hope there's no monsters around.
38:14I'm really helpless.
38:20Hey, stupid.
38:22Looks like company's coming.
38:29Lame catchphrase.
38:31Here's mine.
38:32Let me go!
38:39Wait a minute!
38:50What the hell?
38:52Gross.
38:53Huh?
38:53Oh, hey, guys.
38:56You seen Harry?
38:57No.
39:04Why didn't you tell me I was helping you destroy your people?
39:07I think you would not have helped.
39:09No, I wouldn't have.
39:10Good call.
39:11I'm doing it to kill the mantid.
39:13To save Earth, your planet.
39:16Yeah.
39:17Right, one day as a human, and you care so much about the people of Earth.
39:20Yes!
39:21You can't lie to a liar.
39:23Look at me.
39:25Harry!
39:25Leave me alone.
39:27I have to do this.
39:29Yeah, to get your alien energy back.
39:30Yes.
39:32Okay, fine.
39:34I need it back.
39:35I have to have it.
39:37I am weak in this human body.
39:40I am vulnerable.
39:41I am frightened.
39:44Welcome to the club.
39:46I'm nothing now.
39:48You should understand.
39:50You were an Olympic athlete.
39:53What if you had a chance to get that back?
39:57Yeah.
39:58Yeah.
39:59I mean, tempted.
40:01But not if it was going to kill everyone on Earth.
40:04And if I was in that situation, I would...
40:09I wouldn't want a friend to talk me out of it.
40:11I do not want you to talk me out of it.
40:13I don't want to feel like this.
40:14I do not want to feel like I am nothing.
40:17I think you'll feel more like nothing if you do this.
40:21These are your people.
40:24You can't just wipe them out.
40:27But I will be me again.
40:30But only you.
40:33No one else in your race.
40:35No connection.
40:39Just floating at the end of nothing.
40:42Nothing.
41:01Sometimes beings are forced to acknowledge their history.
41:15And to recognize that they are not separate from it.
41:18But that it lives inside them.
41:27Yeah, your cards are bad.
41:29There's a couple of cards there.
41:31Sometimes they get to rewrite their history.
41:33That one I don't even need.
41:34I don't want that one.
41:35I want this one over here.
41:37Sometimes they avoid it entirely.
41:40I spent my whole life hating my younger self because she didn't do enough.
41:46Maybe it's time to forgive her.
41:49You screwed everything up.
42:02Oh, hey.
42:03Where's Darcy?
42:14Please!
42:16Please!
42:16Give me my baby!
42:18Son?
42:19You okay?
42:21She was there.
42:23What?
42:29My history is one of being a strong, proud alien.
42:33And I chose to preserve that.
42:35Now my story is I am human.
42:39And a lactose intolerant human.
42:41But as humans like to say, and I still do not know why, it is what it is.
42:48And I am sure it will not be as bad.
42:50Ouch, ouch, ouch!
42:51Foot cramp!
42:52Foot cramp!
42:53Ah!
42:55Honey, I'm home!
42:58Heather!
43:00I want you to meet your kids.
43:05It's a shocking reveal.
43:08And sometimes our history comes home to roost.
43:11Tom?
43:11Tom?
43:11Tom?
43:13Tom?
43:13Tom?
43:17The love in your voice leaves me with a choice, but I'm scared to cross.
43:26Can't decide for my life where my love resides.
43:34Got me weak in the knees, and the pain still sick.
43:43Meep.
43:44I don't know why.
43:44Elliot, you've already got my eye.
43:45Just get me weak in your face.
43:46That's fine.
43:46It's pretty cool.
43:47Tim?
43:47For my life right now.
43:48It's bad that's good.
43:49I was scared of asking.
43:49Yeah.
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