00:00I'm going to get up and walk out.
00:01Oh, my God.
00:03Is she really looking like that?
00:05Hi, Orange Bracket.
00:06It's your favorite EW correspondent, Plain Jane.
00:09You know, you guys almost had a perfect bracket, albeit one.
00:13And that is my sister Dawn, as you guys know.
00:19You know how sometimes you keep that one unattractive friend
00:22around to make everybody else in the group look prettier?
00:25Unfortunately, Dawn's hideosity is so immense
00:28that she's dragging the entire group down
00:30into the depths of that black lagoon with her.
00:35So, your bracket's a chop.
00:36I'm so sorry, but I wish you all the best.
00:39Dawn, what would you like to say?
00:41So what you can't see under this mask is that I'm crying.
00:43I don't care. You think I care?
00:45I don't care. What do you think, Martin?
00:48I care. That's my sister.
00:49I love her.
00:50Do you guys think that my doo-doo clown mess
00:52brought down the bracket?
00:54Yes.
00:58If anybody is going to read anybody,
01:01she looks like she's just chilling at the house.
01:03You couldn't even put on a piece of a nail
01:05to try to read anybody.
01:06But if you're going to read anybody,
01:08you at home, put on a piece of a nail
01:10or get your nails done or something,
01:12then come at and read and say something.
01:15The bang is chopped.
01:16The blue eye shadow's chopped.
01:17Oh, the wig's not turned around?
01:18We ain't talking about no blue eye shadow.
01:20Hold up now, hold the hell up now.
01:22Now, now, now, now, now.
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