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Americas Funniest Home Videos - Season 36 - Episode 11: Animals Being Jerks, Name That Sound, and What Are the Odds?
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00:01Here's an ample sample of tonight's AFV.
00:11Down!
00:12We're about to stop!
00:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:19Go, Rhett!
00:23Riel.
00:27Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:31And now, here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro.
00:39Let's do it!
00:42Come on now, come on, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:46Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:48Hello and welcome to AFV.
00:50I'm your host, Alfonso, but don't think of me as just a host.
00:53Think of me as your regular Sunday night date.
00:56A date where I do all the talking and the only topic is funny videos.
01:00Now, I may hog the conversation, but at least I shared a clips.
01:05This woman's trying to film her workout.
01:08But this gym's running a two-for-one special.
01:22Who thinks he's going down?
01:23Let's take a poll.
01:33That light isn't the only thing about to be busted.
01:37Oh, Riley!
01:39Did you just kick that?
01:40Yeah.
01:41You're done.
01:42I did it in an accident!
01:43I did it!
01:44Oh, really?
01:44Because it's on camera.
01:46I did it in an accident!
01:48I did it!
01:50You see the mouse on that woman's shoulder?
01:55So does she!
01:57This smells like a billion-dollar ideas.
02:01I got me!
02:05I got me!
02:18I got me!
02:18I got me!
02:18Oh, yeah!
02:20I got her!
02:20The light is dark.
02:22This smells like a billion-dollar idea.
02:24Charles, I don't want your embarrassing voice from me.
02:31It's a two-by-four by forehead.
02:33Oh! Oh! Oh!
02:40Uh, however many times I get knocked down, I can always get back up again.
02:46I'd like to see her live up to that motto.
02:53Way to get back up!
03:04Now that I'm a dog owner, I'm always thinking about them, even when I'm away from home.
03:10Uh, and not just because I'm constantly finding dog hair on my clothes.
03:15Oh, I love that little hairy guy.
03:18Release the hounds.
03:22It's time to go to the dog park.
03:26I'm gonna tell your daddy.
03:28Yes.
03:29No!
03:31Yes.
03:33I'm telling daddy.
03:38Tang!
03:39When you hear that someone destroyed the bathroom, it's not usually a dog.
03:44What did you do?
03:47Tank?
03:49Where's the door?
03:55Oh, babe.
03:58Half the wall's gone, too.
04:01Tank, what did you do?
04:05Is it me?
04:06Or does that pooch seem a little leery of the new hedgehog?
04:14Can I get a kiss?
04:16Can I get a kiss?
04:18Can I get a kiss?
04:20Boop!
04:21Boop!
04:22Can I get a kiss?
04:25This dog is more woman's best friend.
04:27Wait.
04:28Tracy, hold me.
04:29Let me see if you'll do it.
04:31Hi, Boop!
04:32Can I get a kiss, Boop?
04:33Can I get a kiss?
04:35Boop!
04:37Boop, can I get a kiss?
04:39Boop, can I get a kiss?
04:43Boop, can I get a kiss?
04:43Maybe not the best time to take your dogs out off leash.
04:47Boop, can I get a kiss?
04:48Boop!
04:50Boop!
04:57Okay, so this is Didi's chew toy.
05:00So you can see,
05:02she doesn't chew anything else but this arm right here,
05:05like as if wanting to take it off.
05:08I don't understand why.
05:09Didi, can you please explain that to me?
05:23tonight's first montage is all about seniors and i don't mean the kind of seniors who are
05:27about to graduate so they don't care about school anymore i mean the kind of seniors
05:31who are so old they don't care about anything anymore
05:34stayin clear it's my year i'm all the way lit so it's all in here strapping we rolling loud no
05:41break so we're never slowing down bossing up yes teo it's all business when you see me go
05:47if you're feeling wavy put your hands up fellas ladies it's getting crazy
05:54get wild everybody go crazy yeah get wild get wild get wild it's getting crazy in here
06:03get wild everybody get wild get loud say oh hey it's getting great yeah work hard play harder
06:14i'm a certified party starter it's a vibe i'm so alive we're going all night to the morning light
06:20one two three four i'm down for more go from both feet and off the floor zero to a hundred
06:26and we
06:26only at 80 everybody say oh hey it's getting crazy get wild get wild everybody go crazy
06:36get wild get wild it's getting crazy in here get get wild get wild everybody get wild
06:44everybody say oh hey it's getting crazy hey want to see your funny video on tv just upload it to
06:57afv.com
07:12we're about to show some boneheads but i want to remind you that these videos only capture a very
07:17tiny fraction of their lives for all we know some of them may have phds phds phds ph police
07:28she needs a spotter i mean she needs a spot oh my god i made your bag where you don't
07:48have to do
07:48anything he looks like he's probably done this before but something tells me he'll never do it again
07:55oh my gosh tim okay we have two thank you joey bag of snakes is a nickname he might live
08:11to regret
08:18his parents remembered to bring in the groceries but they forgot something else
08:31hi we're ed and sherry we're so happy to be a part of this separation
08:39he meant celebration but said separation
08:44let's hope his video greetings don't foretell the future
09:02i'd do the same thing if you tried to take my favorite couch
09:18okay i'll be back oh hey hi so something really funny is about to happen um you know lucas
09:28i've heard of him yeah he's making me ding dong ditch you out of the way otherwise i have to
09:32walk
09:33home so can i just pretend to ring it and then run how about we do something better okay how
09:39about
09:51i get the feeling mom's been hiding there a long time waiting to catch brielle in the act
10:13it's time for versus join us as people whose antics led to a bruise take on felines reacting to
10:19body parts without shoes tonight on versus rope swing ding-a-lings versus cat sniffing feet
10:29the rope swingers are up first and this one stays up a little too long
10:37the cats come out chugging with a kitty doing some mugging
10:46this rope swinging doof smacks right into a roof
10:52and this feline is shocked by the smell of your socks
11:00this putz near the pier is going swimming i fear swim putz swim
11:09y'all are gonna be smitten when bare feet greet a kitten he gives her a push and she lands
11:16on her touch
11:21the cats have one last chance to sniff out a victory
11:27is it enough
11:29and the winner is rope swing dig-a-ling join us next time when the dangling dorks take on
11:39raccoons playing peek-a-boo on versus
11:50the thing about having a sibling is that you always have someone to count on like when you want a
11:56little
11:56peace and quiet you can count on them to be loud and annoying like clockwork loud annoying clockwork
12:04why
12:07please stop answering why
12:11why
12:13because i just want you to stop doing it please now please let me play my game
12:20why oh no he's stuck in a why loop there's no way out
12:25i'm stressed out by you saying why why why why why why why why why why why why
12:32why
12:35now you know why mom had her daughter give him medicine
12:39what type of medicine is that
12:52she's only been a big sister for like a year and a half but she acts like a pro
12:56that woman
12:59every single night i have the worst night all because of you
13:03you're flying in here dropping your pinky
13:06sit down
13:07move over there and sit down and i
13:10grab your binkiers right there
13:13your way
13:14really close to the crib
13:17right there
13:19always gonna be crying right there
13:23it's outside the crib right there it is outside the crib
13:34do you not see it are you blind or something
13:46did he buy the doll because it looked like the baby
13:50or have the baby because it looked like the doll
14:08if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery i am sincerely flattered
14:23so tell me again oh wow tell me what did you make i made the smoothie oh i made the
14:29bacon
14:29shelby what did you make
14:49every once in a while i'm reminded how fast time passes us all by my advice shoot more videos of
14:55friends and family so you can remember these precious moments you'll thank me later and if
15:00you happen to catch something really funny in one of those videos i'll thank you later perhaps with a
15:05check with a lot of zeros on it you know you know okay i'm just getting up it's nine o
15:11'clock i am
15:11not a morning person i don't want to hear that i i look bad i know i do but let
15:17me show you what my dog
15:19brought in this morning at five o'clock and i did not realize it so i have been sleeping in
15:24bed
15:24with this thing since five o'clock this morning yeah and it's alive
15:33it's a baby possum yeah can't make this stuff up thanks lucy even in an emergency a neat freak
15:43is a neat freak hey how you doing thank you thank you they've got a unique way of tipping
16:04the pizza guy yeah all right john hey oh okay no you're sorry i'm sorry ouch right in the pepperoni
16:11i haven't expected it i'm sorry
16:16what is that one
16:21good job
16:27what's that one
16:28wow wow that's a rectangle that also looks like an iphone good job
16:42get a koi pond they said it'll be relaxing they said
16:53all right i'm coming
16:59retirement isn't always everything it's cracked up to be
17:02i'm on the ground oh my god okay i can't see but i'm coming what i can't see
17:14sometimes your calamities have me questioning my sanity but alas it's not me it's you it's
17:20definitely you maybe good decisions have gone out of style or maybe i'm nuts
17:29maybe i'm nuts but i wouldn't trust the least athletic guy in school with the throw a cake in
17:34the face prank
17:45call me crazy but if you vacation at gassy seal beach you can't be surprised to run into this
17:59label me a lunatic but if you spend all day protecting and serving you should be allowed to
18:04have a little fun
18:14here's my hot take if you eat the last hot dog at the cookout you might want to expect a
18:20little payback
18:28this has been maybe i'm nuts
18:34remember that annoying kid in math class who said when will we use this in real life well
18:40they'll hate this next segment called what are the odds where we show things that had a very
18:44small mathematical chance of happening but happened anyway i guess technically you don't need math to
18:52enjoy it which means technically that annoying kid was right darn that kid today we're going to show
18:59how to use the e-cloth here he's plucking a miracle cleaning product but ends up capturing a miracle
19:05longer do you you don't need these paper towels
19:09you don't need this windex
19:18you could have done that you could have done you planned it
19:24a turkey walking around a gravestone mark turk even if turkeys can't read this is creepy
19:34this is the toaster shot breakfast the coolest meal of the day
19:45she's aiming for the icicle but she hits more than that
19:54she couldn't do this again if she tried although why would she
20:05no matter how he tries he can't seem to get the ball in his glove maybe he should just give
20:10up
20:15the object in tether ball is to wrap the tether around the pole
20:20or at least an innocent bystander
20:25most golfers would take the one stroke penalty which means that most golfers would miss the chance
20:30to do this
20:42i hope you're ready to go to a very exclusive club the afb winner's circle to get in it's not
20:48about
20:48who you know it's about who won some dough
20:52it's time to have a blast with some big winners from afb's past
20:57you did so good you get a snack this is a bad secret what give me your ear
21:04what i peated my pants don't tell anyone okay
21:16she left the gear shift in d as in don't ever do this
21:29the only thing that would make this funnier is if she were wearing loose-fitting sandals
21:53i'm sorry i just dropped off uh in order for a girl i was just wondering i had a question
22:00i was
22:00away if she was single or not for uh i think her name started with me
22:06esther yeah yeah that's my wife oh i'm so sorry man really i'm sorry
22:11uh take care all right all right yeah she's she's 47 years old
22:18all right let's circle back next week for another winner's circle
22:32every once in a while a friend will send me a funny video they've seen on the internet it's
22:38nice of them to think of me but really do you know how many funny videos i see here on
22:43the daily
22:43do you really think i want to see more well i do yeah i actually do
22:51whenever i eat cupcakes they go straight to my belly too
22:54i don't think i want to be able to see more people playing oh god
22:59she's just eating
23:00she's just eating
23:01she's just eating
23:05she's just eating
23:05she's just eating
23:07i want no
23:10why are you afraid i know i want a friend
23:13i brought you on
23:15i brought you home toys and a skateboard
23:17and quit
23:18quit
23:22sometimes pets who can talk get a little too big for their britches even when they're not
23:26wearing it you can do better than that no let it go let it go if you're gonna be a
23:49fake crier at least stay in character
24:16just a lady doing a comedy act with a bison
24:19no big whoop
24:24can the egg survive the experiment
24:33yes
24:40the real question is can it survive the celebration
24:51open your ears it's time name that sound
24:57name that sound
25:10name that sound
25:21name that sound
25:23name that sound
25:38name that sound
25:48when an animal does something smart people say they're so much like us but when an animal is a jerk
25:55does anyone say they're so much like us no well here are some animals being total jerks and i'll be
26:01honest they act very much like certain people i know who shall remain nameless except for you kevin yeah you
26:07know what you did and i'm about to let that go
26:13the donkey is eating yet it's the goat that acts like an ass
26:26this fox
26:27this fox is going to have them rethink their whole leave your shoes at the door policy
26:34he doesn't just steal their shoe he dishonors it in the most foul manner
26:53beluga the clowns of the aquarium
27:01it's bad enough he steals her chips but he doesn't even eat them he just leaves them on the roof
27:06to taunt her
27:20oh i'm gonna put this on america's home's front of his squirrel house
27:23i assume he's stealing that flag because he loves america so much
27:27that he wants to hang it in front of his squirrel house
27:32roll it up
27:39hurry get a scoop
27:43this kid's outnumbered 20 to 1
27:45he doesn't have a clucking chance
27:47get out
27:51get out
27:52get out
28:08mama bear's got cubs to feed it makes sense that she goes straight for the baby formula
28:28i'll be honest i don't think you'll be blown away by this montage
28:32but only because you're not in it see it's a montage about when so the only people being blown away
28:38are the people in the videos
28:39so good for you not so good for them
28:42or the pool umbrella wherever it ended up
28:46what's going to look so bad
28:46what i was to do
28:48what's going on
28:49oh
29:08what i was to say
29:14what i was to say
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34:12BIT
34:14Why are you laughing?
34:16Is it supposed to be a joke?
34:24I'm sorry.
34:25Okay.
34:27This is how you know kids don't listen.
34:29Kids don't pay attention.
34:30I'm listening to you.
34:31Take this, Tania.
34:33I'm okay.
34:35Three times.
34:36I'm doing it.
34:37And put it on your chin.
34:38You asked me to do the same thing.
34:39Put it on your chin.
34:40On my chin.
34:50You know what the world needs now?
34:52A baby who ain't got time for spoons.
34:58Oh, my God.
35:01Stop.
35:04I hope you've enjoyed A Baby Ain't Got Time for Spoons.
35:10Siblings.
35:11Sometimes they're close, and sometimes they're close to a meltdown because they drive each other nuts.
35:16Well, siblings are more than just the person you compete with for your parents' attention.
35:20They're also tonight's assignment America.
35:23Want some examples?
35:24Tough.
35:24I already showed them to you.
35:25Maybe you missed it because you were trying to find where your brother hid your phone.
35:29Just tell them more.
35:31Does your sister make you blow a transistor?
35:34Does your brother make you go running to mother?
35:36Your sibling squabbling could make the cash register ring.
35:40How's 20 or 100 grand sound?
35:42Just upload the video to AFV.com.
35:44For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
35:46Come on.
35:47Share the video of the kid you share a home with with the rest of us.
36:20She's a big sister for like a year and a half, but she acts like a pro.
36:24Everly!
36:25I'm not.
36:26Every single night, I have the worst night all because of you.
36:30You're crying and you're dropping your pinky.
36:33Sit down.
36:35Move over there and sit down and grab your binkies.
36:39Right there.
36:40Put it away.
36:42Joining us are Leanne, Dana, Caroline, and Evie.
36:46Now, Leanne, when you saw on the baby monitor that the girls were up, what did you do?
36:52I went to the hallway to see if they were going to do some conflict resolution themselves,
36:57but that I was there if I needed to step in.
37:00All right.
37:00You know what?
37:00That's what I would do.
37:01Now, Caroline, I hear that you and Evie have separate bedrooms now.
37:05What's the best thing about having your own room?
37:10I can actually sleep without being interrupted, right?
37:17Yeah.
37:18Yeah.
37:18Yes.
37:19All right.
37:20Well, congratulations on getting your own room and being in such a funny video.
37:25Good luck, y'all.
37:27All right.
37:28Next up, dogs like to fetch things.
37:31That's nothing new, but your dog fetched an animal that slept next to you.
37:36It's Bed Possums Not Awesome sent in by Tina Foy Carpenter from Troy, Missouri.
37:42Let me show you what my dog brought in this morning at 5 o'clock, and I did not realize
37:48it.
37:48So I have been sleeping in bed with this thing since 5 o'clock this morning.
37:53Yeah.
37:54And it's alive.
37:58Joining us are Tina and Kylie.
38:01Now, when you first woke up and realized your bedmate wasn't a stuffed animal, what was
38:07your first unfiltered thought?
38:10I was shocked.
38:13Yes.
38:14Well, in hindsight, did the bed smell different when you woke up and you just ignored it?
38:21No.
38:22No, I think it was that she was tucked underneath the pillow, so I could not smell it at all.
38:29Okay.
38:29Well, good, good.
38:30Well, listen, you slept with it for four hours, so he couldn't have been too bad of a bed buddy.
38:35So good luck.
38:36It was not.
38:37It was not.
38:38All right.
38:39Good luck, y'all.
38:41And the final video competing for cash.
38:44Either her knowledge of body parts needs some correction, or she just needs to listen to directions.
38:50It's You Gotta Chin It To Win It, sent in by Amanda White from Springfield, Massachusetts.
38:56Okay.
38:58This is how you know kids don't listen.
39:00Kids don't pay attention.
39:01I'm listening to you.
39:02Take this, Tanaya.
39:04I'm okay.
39:06Three times.
39:07I'm doing it.
39:08And put it on your chin.
39:09You asked me to do the same thing.
39:10Put it on your chin.
39:12On my chin.
39:17Joining us are Amanda and Tanaya.
39:19Now, Amanda, Tanaya is always pulling pranks.
39:22How good did it feel to finally prank the prankster?
39:26Victory was finally mine.
39:29And, Tanaya, what's more embarrassing, the fact that your mom got you or that it took you so long to
39:35figure it out?
39:36I think the fact that it took me so long to figure it out.
39:40Well, you know what?
39:41I got to be honest.
39:43When I actually watched that video the first time, I kept going, I don't understand.
39:46She's doing it perfect.
39:47So, it was right there with you.
39:49You would have gotten me, too.
39:52Yes.
39:53All right.
39:53Well, good luck, y'all.
39:55All right.
39:56All right.
39:56We're going to find out who takes home the cash in just a minute.
39:59But first, let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable
40:03mention.
40:10Woo!
40:11Woo!
40:11Woo!
40:14Woo!
40:17Woo!
40:31Woo!
40:34Woo!
40:41Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
40:43$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
40:47Here we go.
40:48Our third place $4,000 winner is...
40:51Bed Possums? Not Awesome.
40:53Sent in by Tina Foy Carpenter from Troy, Missouri.
40:59And the winner of the $20,000
41:02and tonight's funniest whole video is...
41:05You've got to chin it to win it.
41:07Sent in by Amanda White from Springfield, Massachusetts.
41:10We have Amanda Antonia.
41:14Congratulations!
41:17Now, I hear this video was taken five years ago.
41:21How did you come to finally send it in?
41:24So I was just sitting on the couch one day
41:26and, like, clearing out my phone,
41:28and I came across the video.
41:29I'm like, I wonder if I should send it to AFV
41:32and just did it.
41:34Oh, you see, I love that.
41:35You see people, go through your phones.
41:38You could be sitting on gold.
41:40All right.
41:40Well, congratulations.
41:41You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:46Oh, my God!
41:49Yeah!
41:53Now, for those of you hoping tonight's show
41:56would have a twist at the end of the show,
42:01now it does.
42:02We'll see you next time, but don't forget,
42:04if you upload a video and it airs on the show,
42:05we'll send you an AFV t-shirt.
42:07So good night, everybody, and remember,
42:09send your video to me, you might win 20 Gs.
42:11Good night, y'all.
42:41We'll see you next time.
42:56We'll see you next time.
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