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Americas Funniest Home Videos - Season 36 - Episode 14: Dance Disasters, Stumblebums, and Playground Problems
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00:01Tonight's show is packed with laughs. Here's your first taste.
00:11Oh, gosh. Dad, dad, dad, dad!
00:13Look at that!
00:27Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:31And now, here he is, the host of our show,
00:36Alfonso Ribeiro!
00:39Let's do this!
00:47Welcome to America's Funniest Videos,
00:50the latest in a long line of similar shows that have aired throughout time,
00:54including America's Funniest Photographs, America's Funniest Smoke Signals,
00:58and America's Funniest Cave Drawings,
01:00where everyone who had a cave drawing that aired on the show
01:03got an America's Funniest Cave Drawings buffalo pelt
01:06autographed by the host and my ancestor, Grug Grug Ribeiro.
01:10Yeah, yeah, good guy, Grug Grug. Handsome, too.
01:14Might have even invented the wheel, from what I hear.
01:16Mm-hmm.
01:18You know how it is.
01:19On a hot day, you can't wait to come home and go straight in the pool.
01:40You're not that dumb.
01:42Not that dumb? Challenge accepted.
01:45Oh, my God!
01:48Oh, my God!
01:48Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
01:52It's like he forgot the garage door was there.
01:58And that windows are made of glass.
02:07They're at the top of a Ferris wheel in France.
02:09This is Carrie.
02:11Well, this is actually Lel. Lel.
02:14She should concentrate less on how to pronounce the name of the city
02:17and more on not letting go of her phone.
02:34He's cute. He wants to be friends.
02:37But at the end of the day, a skunk is still a skunk.
02:42Some boots are made for walking.
02:44Some are made for clomping away in terror.
02:48Who does your carpentry?
02:50The Jenga Corporation?
03:02Mom spills some tomato soup.
03:04Just so you don't think we turned into one of those true crime shows.
03:09Mom, am I laughing?
03:11And it's on a purse, too.
03:14If you lived here,
03:15you'd always be able to dip your bread in something delicious,
03:18no matter what room you were in.
03:20I'm laughing.
03:27Release the hounds.
03:31It's time to go to the dog park.
03:37Nothing to see here.
03:38Just a dog with a blue mohawk checking out some chicken.
03:46Are you freaking kidding me?
03:49I see a dog that needs to work on his
03:52it wasn't me face.
03:55Open your eyes.
04:04That canine doesn't want you looking at his canines.
04:14They thought putting the food up on the island would prevent the dog from eating it.
04:21And technically it did.
04:25He's been wondering why his dog toys keep disappearing.
04:28Look.
04:33Can't you see him running around the corner?
04:36You call him a ferret.
04:37Around these parts he's known as the Slender Bandit.
04:48When you have a Great Dane,
04:49you need to hang stuff a little higher on the wall.
05:00Maybe the 50-foot leash that reached all the way to the car wasn't such a good idea.
05:07Oh my gosh.
05:10Must.
05:12Maintain.
05:15I.
05:17Contact.
05:20With.
05:21Hamburger.
05:30Dad did the old pretend to throw the ball gag.
05:32But Dakota had a backup plan.
05:38What?
05:47Hey Alwanda!
05:51Hey Alwanda!
05:53Can we see more dancing videos?
05:56Yes!
06:01Okay, Charlie and Millie, you want more dancing videos?
06:04Well, we have a bunch and sync them to music.
06:07Now, who else would have thought to sync dancing with music?
06:11That's why we're on season 36, baby!
06:13What you drinking, what you want?
06:15We spend it all, we empty vaults.
06:18Check yourself out in the mud.
06:19Never wait in line when you're looking top tier.
06:21From your head to your toes.
06:23Superstar, this is your show.
06:25Yeah, yeah, I like it, like it.
06:27Go on and show down.
06:28Every time.
06:30Every time.
06:31Let me never know.
06:32Woo!
06:32Be a little good, a little bad.
06:35I'm like good.
06:36Show up.
06:38It's just sexy though.
06:40Got a whole lot of, got a whole lot of, got a whole lot of, got a whole lot of,
06:43uh, uh, uh.
06:44It's so sexy.
06:46Oh, I love the way you do.
06:48It's so sexy.
06:50Like the way you move.
06:52It's so sexy.
06:54Just be happy looking true.
06:56It's so sexy, yeah.
06:57Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
06:59All right, all right.
07:00It's so sexy.
07:01Oh, I love the way you do.
07:04It's so sexy.
07:05Like the way you move.
07:08It's so sexy.
07:09I can tell you ain't no baby.
07:12It's so sexy.
07:13It's so sexy.
07:13Oh, from the front to the front.
07:16It's so sexy.
07:17Little, good, a little bad.
07:20It's so sexy.
07:21Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
07:24Oh, ooh, ooh.
07:28Woo!
07:30Woo!
07:32Got a funny video?
07:34Uploaded to afv.com.
07:37Like the way you move.
07:40Yeah.
07:40Just be happy looking true.
07:50I recently learned that strawberries aren't actually berries and koala bears aren't actually bears.
07:57What's next?
07:58You're gonna tell me boneheads don't actually have a big bone in their head instead of a brain?
08:04Watch these boneheads and try to convince me that's not the case.
08:10Crabs are so nice.
08:10Crabs are so nice.
08:11Here's the thing about boneheads.
08:12They're always good in a pinch.
08:24Here's a good way to ensure you never have to help clean out the crock pot again.
08:45You guys.
08:48I think the hogo dance will be over by the time they finally spell it correctly.
08:53Your seat is upside down.
08:55Your seat is upside down.
08:57If you asked him why he thought he'd be good at this, I'd bet he'd be stoked.
09:09First of all, thank you.
09:10Two rules for good toast.
09:12Speak from the heart and get the names right.
09:15My husband, Jim, and I were so grateful for Tom.
09:21Oops, John.
09:22It's not John.
09:23John.
09:23Oh my God.
09:25All right, restart.
09:26It's on camera!
09:33This one has the $5.
09:35Watch.
09:36Ready?
09:37You have to watch the money.
09:38Connor's gonna show you how to do it.
09:39Ready?
09:40Mom's showing her kids that she'll always be able to outsmart them.
09:46Find the $5.
09:48I'm around.
09:48Think it's under the spoon.
09:51Oh, too bad.
09:55You found the money.
09:57It's yours.
10:00It's a strength tester and an IQ tester.
10:14She may have fallen, but at least she has a husband who has his priorities in order.
10:20I think I see.
10:22Did you bust your-
10:23Yes, I busted my-
10:24Let me check the camera.
10:26I mean, are you okay?
10:27Are you okay?
10:29Can we win $100,000?
10:31Maybe.
10:36Everyone these days is talking about multitasking.
10:40You know, doing two things at once.
10:41Here's a suggestion.
10:43Try single-tasking.
10:44Don't do two things poorly.
10:46Do one thing great.
10:47Because if you want to know what happens to people who are distracted, watch these videos.
10:52Hello, I'm talking to you.
10:55Here's what happens when you pay more attention to the patio cover than the hot tub.
11:15Will he notice the wood if he's looking at a gecko?
11:20Heck no!
11:33Dad's got his eyes on the TV.
11:36Baby's got her eyes on the primes.
11:53There are distracted drivers, and then there are drivers so distracted they forget their passengers.
12:06Suddenly, the Home Alone movies seem a lot more plausible.
12:14Let's call Brick and play a bathroom.
12:16Ironically, he's on the phone bragging to a coworker about his attention to detail.
12:32Distracted or not, it's not the best place for a wheeled cart.
12:40Even though she falls in the middle of a store, she still scrolls one more time before getting up.
12:46In every race, where you're running is as important as how fast you're running.
12:57Some of our videos are like fast food, quick but satisfying.
13:02Stumble Bums, however, are the fine dining of videos.
13:04They take something simple, like a slip or a fall, and elevate it to a work of art that lasts
13:10hours like a seven-course meal.
13:13Bon appetit!
13:15Her plane landed 20 minutes ago, but she still hits turbulence.
13:27Some people take their dog for a walk.
13:32Some take them for a long, extended stumble.
13:39Her shadow starts falling before she does.
13:53At least he can laugh it off.
13:58By a weed eater, they said.
14:00It'll be fun, they said.
14:05Come on!
14:06Come on!
14:08I don't know who she's saying come on to, but I hope they don't follow her.
14:14You'd never know that he hadn't played soccer in 50 years.
14:21That delivery driver wants nothing to do with him.
14:36Have you ever asked somebody, what do you do?
14:39And they hit you with, well, what don't I do?
14:42Great, buddy, I'll tell you what I don't do.
14:44Play this stupid guessing game to figure out what your job is.
14:47You know what I do do?
14:50Introduce funny videos.
14:54Go!
14:55This baseball coach is demonstrating proper technique.
15:00For getting on AFE.
15:07Malachi, you doing your homework?
15:10Yes.
15:10I see you wrote your name.
15:12Yes.
15:12And you also wrote the date.
15:14Yes.
15:15What is the date?
15:16Today!
15:19Today!
15:25You did that on her own.
15:26That's not exactly a bucking bronco.
15:29Whoops!
15:31But I don't want to take anything away from her dismount.
15:34Did you get it?
15:35Oh my God!
15:36Oh my goodness!
15:37Guys.
15:39Oh, for that's the first problem.
15:41That's the third problem.
15:48Oh, really?
15:49No, it's the first problem.
15:53Prices aren't plummeting, but something else is.
16:04mom is that a thermometer yes but i'm taking it back because everybody has the same temperature
16:11what do you mean every temperature i take it's the same seriously
16:18that's why are you sure oh my god he loves the ice cream truck but i don't think the
16:36feelings mutual
16:36get your hands ready they've got some sarcastic clapping to do
16:43it's time to give credit where credit is due join me as i applaud the effort
16:50you wanted some quiet time so you sent your son outside with just an oversized t-shirt and a
16:55hammer i applaud the effort
17:04sticking to your story about not stealing your brother's nuggets that's some next level think
17:17you thought you could spread your grandmother's ashes without checking the wind report first
17:22i admire your optimism
17:33going out for cocktails is so expensive that you decided to put a bar in your backyard
17:39you are really crushing it
17:42uh can i get a pint of guinness please
17:45okay guinness
17:49guinness
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17:52guinness
17:52oh thank you
17:54guinness
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18:22guinness
18:24it's time to have a blast with some big winners from afb's past
18:27is that the wackobra thank you the very
18:39there's just something about that guy he doesn't trust
18:55is that my that's your nose that's my whole main nose yeah you know they took away
19:07your eyebrows they kind of change it off to put an id in your eyebrow they put an id in
19:14your
19:14eyebrows yeah and so they changed it off and wait wait i got off of course you don't have eyebrows
19:25i don't have eyebrows no you saw my eyebrows you stayed off my eyebrows
19:33don't put your eyes in there you don't have eyebrows oh my god they stayed off my eyebrows
19:48i don't have my eyebrows
20:10who would have thought a balloon would be harder to pop than drywall
20:23let's circle back next week for another winner's circle
20:29want to see your funny video on tv just upload it to afv.com
20:41can you believe it's 2026 that means we're closer to the year 2050 than we are to the year 2000
20:48which
20:49freaks me out because when i was a kid i was told that by the year 2000 we'd have floating
20:54cities and
20:54flying cars and we don't have either one but we do have cool food delivery apps which enable you to
21:01pay like 20 bucks for a can of soda so uh i mean that that that's pretty cool
21:11something tells me that's not the first time this has happened you okay down there yeah
21:19it's gonna be a birdie it's gonna be a birdie help me bug he's going for a birdie
21:25with a little help from a buggy
21:30help thank you
21:46usually that crunching sound means you should stop
22:15some kids are just born music critics
22:29fun fact
22:30caracas is spanish for you're annoying the baby
22:37okay
22:47personally i think that kid's showing a lot of restraint by not putting her daddy in time out
22:58this guy's a klutz
23:03sorry i call him like i see him
23:12sometimes the rocket fails to launch sometimes your uncle just stands in the wrong place
23:28oh
23:45oh
24:01it's time for versus join us as clumsy folks who end up wet take on ninjas in the form of
24:07your
24:07favorite pet tonight on versus awkward pool plunges versus kitty cat sneak attacks
24:16the awkward plungers come out swinging actually make that swimming
24:23but the cat strike back with a window attack i missed it a chair this close to the pool
24:31someone's bound to feel like a fool it's doggy beware when he's near the stairs
24:37this tug of war between friends ends up in the shallow end
24:44that kid's running amok when he really should duck
24:50see that boy near the baby will he go swimming yeah maybe the cats have one last chance to
24:57scare up a victory is it enough and the winner is
25:05awkward pool plunges join us next time when the dim-witted swimmers take on
25:11ill-fated piggyback rides all versus
25:21our next montage features playground mishaps a lot of them so many in fact that it will cause you
25:27to imagine the people who design playground equipment twirling thin mustaches and cackling
25:32like an evil villain in their underground lair
25:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
26:04What?
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26:20Oh!
26:22Oh!
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27:00let's dig into some sweet slices of comedy that was not on my bingo card sponsored by bingo blitz
27:11oh my gosh oh careful snowmen are known to seek revenge
27:16that's all right that's all right oh no oh thank you for saving our car
27:26they've told him it's impossible to crack an egg with his elbow
27:34looks like the yolk's on her
27:46the sandals don't exactly scream professional installer
27:56well at least you know the new glue works
28:06the birthday girl seems like she's got some great friends i bet the gifts are gonna be lit
28:25so us teachers would never ask you students to do anything we wouldn't do ourselves
28:39they'll remember this thanksgiving for f or at least until they can get the smell of
28:44turkey brine out of the hardwood
29:08after this umbrella fiasco this lady's going to be a full-fledged poncho girl
29:18i can only come to one conclusion this is the first time she has ever seen rain
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30:04when a mom falls down everyone goes oh no mom are you okay when a dad falls down everyone goes
30:11haha nice one dad because it's usually his fault
30:16and yes i say that as a dad
30:20it's such a fine line between being the fun dad and whatever this guy is
30:33breakfast in bed
30:37balloons in the ceiling fan
30:43grandpa's heart is in the right place even if his trailer hitch isn't
30:58you better find it what was it he might be the man of the house but not when there's a
31:05spider in the house
31:06where did it go what kind of spider
31:20dad put this swing set together so he can take it apart whenever he wants
31:39so we decided to give him some nutella because he was being good at the grocery store
31:44i don't know if that was such a great idea
31:54what did you do
32:00you know what the world needs now a toad that may or may not have eaten a lightning buck
32:13i hope you've enjoyed a toad that may or may not have eaten a lightning buck
32:23uh that might have been what the world needs but you know what i need to introduce some more funny
32:28videos
32:29they're not gonna just introduce themselves
32:33this is the first time she's gone through a car wash while her son's driving
32:37and the last time
32:47what about this one
32:49what about this one
32:52good job
32:53and what about this one
32:56banana
32:58banana
33:00and what about this one
33:03mama
33:05mama
33:07mama
33:08mama
33:09that's
33:09mama
33:12go go go
33:14come and catch me
33:16come and catch me
33:18come and catch me
33:19yes
33:20yes
33:21come and catch me
33:22come and catch me
33:22come and catch me
33:22you are
33:23hold my hand
33:26so big
33:27say i'm so strong
33:30i'm so scared
33:31here
33:33this proves that you can stink at two sports at the same time
33:42what you don't see is that there's a bird in the van but she certainly sees it
34:02she's off to see the lizard
34:05right
34:05right
34:06what i'm leaning in my shirt
34:07what i'm leaning in my shirt
34:11this is leaning in my shirt
34:14hi lila
34:15lila
34:26hi lila
34:29hi lila
34:29hi lila
34:29hi lila
34:30hi lila
34:43hi lila
34:43hi lila
35:05dude you just hit my car i'm sorry
35:15stumble bums are a mainstay around here they're that advanced type of clumsy oaf who can make a
35:20simple fall last an eternity and have become an afv tradition that's why stumble bums are
35:25tonight's assignment america jess go do that voodoo that you do so well what a stumble bum
35:31falling in the woods still take forever to fall if no one was watching we may never know but i
35:36do
35:36know that video of your slowly plunging pal could win you 20 or even 100 g's just upload your fall
35:42videos to afv.com for full contest rules log on to afv.com we're not too humble to ask for
35:48your
35:48stumbles stumble bums that is
35:57the show's almost over it went by in a flash but we've still got some time to dole out some
36:02cash
36:03let's meet our finalists first up when you're at the top of a ferris wheel dropping your phone
36:08is a pretty big deal it's wee wee phone nearly fell on me sent in by joe mendoza from los
36:13angeles california
36:16and it's christmas and leal
36:32joining us are joe and amy now amy you were looking out over a beautiful city and oops
36:39now what went through your mind when you dropped the phone
36:44shock
36:46sheer shock and i look over to my husband joe
36:50and and all all we could think of was do we hurt somebody is the phone damaged we're on this
36:55trip and
36:56we kind of need the phone and we kind of not don't want to hurt anybody in a foreign country
37:01so
37:01we were a little nervous i understand being nervous but the ride operator did pick up the phone and
37:06he got it back joe what condition was it in
37:10the phone was perfectly fine the video never turned off it was an it was an amazing testament to the
37:16quality of the phone
37:17all right all right well listen it could have been worse you could have dropped it in the scent
37:22that's the big french river for all you non-french river experts out there yeah
37:27so all right good luck y'all
37:29thank you all right next up soup is good food that much is true but she'll be mopping up soup
37:37for a good month or two it's tomato soup crime scene sent in by mackenzie creeden
37:42from stanford vermont
37:45mom spilled some tomato soup just so you don't think we turned into one of those true crime shows
37:53if you lived here you'd always be able to dip your bread in something delicious
37:57no matter what room you were in
38:02joining us are mackenzie alex ren and eva now mackenzie uh we can see that the soup went
38:09everywhere where was the most unusual place you found it
38:15oh uh the shoes the door frame the ceiling
38:21um it really was everywhere and in my ears and in your ears well how long did it take you
38:28to clean
38:28it all up oh months months and months okay all right well you know what if it happened to me
38:36i don't know if the smell would have me constantly craving soup or never wanting it again good luck y
38:43'all
38:43thank you all right and finally he was working on his doorbell cam when who would have thunk
38:50he'd catch a guy driving into his trunk it's car slam on the doorbell cam sent in by jed danielson
38:56from anchorage alaska
39:00he installed his new doorbell camera just in time
39:12joining us are jed and allison now jed what exactly were you doing with your doorbell camera
39:18when the accident happened i was installing it you're installing it okay well i mean that's some
39:25crazy timing i i heard a co-worker prompted you to send in the video now what did he say
39:31to get you
39:31to send it in uh i showed him the video and he told me you gotta send this in somewhere
39:37you gotta
39:37show it to people and uh naturally i came up with america's funniest videos but naturally naturally well
39:43you know what you owe him a cold one a beer i mean since you're in alaska and everything's cold
39:49i thought
39:49i'd be a little bit more specific right
39:53all right good luck y'all thank you all right we're gonna find out who takes home the cash in
39:59just a
39:59minute but first let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make our top three in tonight's
40:03honorable mention
40:08oh
40:19oh
40:19oh
40:20oh
40:20oh
40:20oh
40:20oh
40:42Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prize.
40:44It's $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
40:48Here we go.
40:48Our third-place $4,000 winner is Tomato Soup Crime Scene,
40:54sent in by Mackenzie Creedon from Stanford, Vermont.
41:00And the winner of the $20,000 and tonight's funniest home video is
41:06Wee Wee Phone Nearly Fell On Me,
41:09sent in by Joe Mendoza from Los Angeles, California,
41:12with Amy and Joe.
41:15Congratulations, Amy.
41:17Amy, I hear Joe had to twist your arm a little to share this video.
41:22What finally convinced you it was worth letting the world see?
41:26I said only on AFV.
41:30You're a very smart woman.
41:34Love that.
41:35Well, it's a good thing because now you have enough money to go drop your phone anywhere in the world.
41:45So, congratulations.
41:46You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:54All right.
41:55Well, we're out of time, and I can't just stick a couple of quarters in the meter and get another
42:00hour.
42:01Believe me, I've tried.
42:02We'll see you next time, but don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show,
42:06we'll send you an AFV t-shirt.
42:07So, good night, everybody.
42:08And remember, send your video to me.
42:10You might win 20 Gs.
42:12Good night, y'all.
42:13Good night.
42:43Good night.
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