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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10No, thanks.
00:01:10No, thanks.
00:01:39Real love just makes me jealous.
00:01:42You can eat.
00:01:51Break up.
00:01:59Yep.
00:02:01My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend,
00:02:06tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend,
00:02:14who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink,
00:02:22and you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not.
00:02:33I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
00:02:49It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:02:56I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
00:02:57I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
00:03:01I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
00:03:04I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
00:03:08I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
00:03:09I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
00:03:10I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
00:03:11I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
00:03:11I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
00:03:17I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
00:04:39Who's there?
00:04:42I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43I raided your fridge.
00:04:46Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:54Um, we didn't, you know...
00:04:57With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:22Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:38I almost forgot.
00:05:41I almost forgot.
00:05:59Oh, sorry, I...
00:06:02Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:13Sorry, I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
00:06:18Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called LoveSweep.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one, I mean, even the name is just...
00:06:32Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13LoveSwipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, Elise.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:49We're too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:09Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21Hey, Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:03LoveSwipe uses a unique approach, with potential for true love guaranteed on every match, and
00:09:11recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:18And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:24everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27LoveSwipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time, and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking date-wrapped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking date-wrapped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright, you're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate LoveSwipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case.
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Camera's in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:03Last three years of my life, it's led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love,
00:11:10and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you, gorgeous, whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download LoveSwipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No, if either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02LoveSwipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my god, are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people,
00:12:20and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:25No way.
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did,
00:12:53you sock him, okay?
00:12:55I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Right's butt.
00:13:01Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:07I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:19Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:34What?
00:13:49Lily, you idiot!
00:13:58Hey, I don't know what you heard, or saw, but I would never, ever...
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I...
00:14:05Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:12You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:16Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:29God, I think she's...
00:14:35Well done, Dustin!
00:14:37She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:53Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch at
00:15:09school.
00:15:10And I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:11So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:15So I just make a run for it.
00:15:19When, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:24I wish.
00:15:25I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no!
00:15:29Yup.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:33Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried.
00:15:37A lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:42Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:57It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Hmm?
00:16:03Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:13This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love.
00:17:41But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:47Please.
00:17:52Please.
00:17:56Please.
00:17:57Please.
00:18:04Please.
00:18:05sister Doreen and I were really close. One day when we were little I slipped and
00:18:17fell in the pool. She attempted to save me but I couldn't save her. I've never told
00:18:32anyone but my family that. I'm so sorry. I never had any siblings but I had a younger cousin
00:18:51in two months before he turned 11 and he got diagnosed with a... he didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you Jake. Thank you for sharing your past with me. Thank you.
00:19:20No. You're listening to mine.
00:19:35No.
00:19:47Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55All right. Let's go and warm up those bodies. Getting the body moving. Feeling good. Wait. Are you? Are you
00:20:05promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11Nope. I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about Jake?
00:20:17I don't know. I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh come on. You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy? What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:28Absolutely nothing at all. What? No. You're the bi-
00:20:37Gosh. I'm so sorry. I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42What stance? You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah. Oh yeah. Here we go. This is it.
00:20:49You're being stiff. See? Oh, I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are. You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh oh. You're doing it wrong. Come in.
00:20:58Open up.
00:20:59Whoa.
00:21:00Whoa.
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail Jake Wright.
00:21:25Alright. Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:37Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay. Here goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:54I was really good at it but...
00:21:56This one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm.
00:22:00And...
00:22:01They were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream.
00:22:10Because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:29You know I...
00:22:31I was just fired.
00:22:34Rather dramatically.
00:22:35From a major social media company.
00:22:39Right as I was getting huge.
00:22:41So yeah.
00:22:43So you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46Yep. I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you...
00:22:51Want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you. I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay. But what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:06I work...
00:23:08In a...
00:23:09...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very... secret startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately I...
00:23:18Wish I could say more but I signed an NDA.
00:23:21So I just...
00:23:22I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:28Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:31Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:41I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin.
00:23:47You're up.
00:23:50Alright you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first we're gonna get a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first doll.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:03Lily doll.
00:24:04Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10Alright. A little harder. Let's go.
00:24:12Alright. Yeah, you can do a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good. Good job.
00:24:15Alright, next we're gonna test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:22Yeah, fine. Just...
00:24:24There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26Alright, next. Bud.
00:24:27Come here.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:32Uh...
00:24:33No. Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:39What...
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know.
00:24:42But this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54I'm your girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:25:09I can't protect you.
00:25:11Is this guy's deal?
00:25:12I don't know, but...
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait!
00:25:17He's crazy!
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but...
00:25:31Next time...
00:25:33Ask if I need help.
00:25:52Let's get out of here.
00:25:53Let's get out of here.
00:25:54Let's get out of here.
00:25:58Date number four.
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just...
00:26:08Right there.
00:26:18You know, you didn't have to...
00:26:20Bring me home.
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:30There's a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:54Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:56Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:58All my life I was looking for a sign.
00:27:08Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind.
00:27:14Sometimes you can see things when it in time.
00:27:18It seems.
00:27:21Don't forget so much.
00:27:22Missy Patry.
00:27:33you have the most
00:27:35beautiful body I've ever seen
00:27:48it's yours
00:27:51you can touch me
00:28:06hold on a second
00:28:07it's okay
00:28:09I want to
00:28:12please stop
00:28:16what's wrong
00:28:17I want you
00:28:20so much
00:28:24I have to wait for the app
00:28:27we have to wait for the app
00:28:29are you kidding
00:28:30screw that stupid app
00:28:32the app isn't stupid
00:28:39I'm sorry
00:28:39I really
00:28:41I just think we should wait
00:28:44oh
00:28:46okay
00:28:49fine
00:28:51I guess I'll
00:28:52see you at our next date
00:28:59oh
00:29:03that was too damn close for comfort
00:29:08I gotta take things up a notch
00:29:13it's time for the contingency
00:29:30what the hell
00:29:33where is she
00:29:36what are you talking about
00:29:38what are you doing
00:29:39don't even try to stop me
00:29:41Lily please
00:29:42just tell me where she is
00:29:44okay
00:29:44don't lie to me
00:29:45we'll end things right here
00:29:46I won't even be mad
00:29:47I just need you to be honest
00:29:48with me okay
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about
00:29:51I'm not an idiot
00:29:52Jake
00:29:52I've been cheated on before
00:29:53tell me where she is
00:29:55there's no one here
00:29:56who are you talking about
00:29:57I'll show you
00:29:58who I'm talking about
00:30:06it was just here
00:30:08what are you talking about
00:30:11I got an email
00:30:12with nudes
00:30:13of some woman
00:30:13in your apartment
00:30:14and they weren't selfies
00:30:15so I know that you took them
00:30:16I'm sorry
00:30:19but there is
00:30:20no woman
00:30:21naked or clothed
00:30:23in here
00:30:25you
00:30:25are the only person
00:30:26and I won't make it
00:30:27in my apartment Lily
00:30:29really
00:30:30I swear it
00:30:32I'm sorry
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy
00:30:35I just
00:30:35I can't go through that again
00:30:38you won't have to
00:30:43I promise
00:30:53what are you doing
00:30:54I changed my mind
00:30:57I want you
00:30:59right now
00:31:07baby it's you
00:31:12it's you
00:31:14it's you
00:31:18it's you
00:31:35jake stop
00:31:40sorry
00:31:42I'm sorry
00:31:45I just
00:31:46I really
00:31:47want to
00:31:48it's just
00:31:49I'm still shaken up
00:31:50by those photos
00:31:52and you know what
00:31:54love swipe is working
00:31:58I think we should wait
00:32:00okay
00:32:01yeah
00:32:03we can wait
00:32:05I would never want to
00:32:06pressure you
00:32:08I promise
00:32:14as soon as love swipe
00:32:15gives us permission
00:32:18you can have me
00:32:21all of me
00:32:49oh no
00:32:51oh no
00:32:54so he's definitely
00:32:55not a date rapist
00:32:56no
00:32:56I found the condom
00:32:58the next morning
00:32:59he's a perfect gentleman
00:33:00who slept on my couch
00:33:01and made me eggs
00:33:02you're sure you trust this guy
00:33:04not that you'd know
00:33:06anything about trust
00:33:08but yeah
00:33:09yeah I did
00:33:10what does he do for work
00:33:12he's in tech
00:33:15why are you guys acting so weird
00:33:16there
00:33:17there's something we need to tell you about jake
00:33:19something you may not want to hear
00:33:22what do you mean
00:33:25I wasn't really talking about
00:33:28I'm joking
00:33:28yeah you're being an ass right
00:33:30I'm honest
00:33:31she's small
00:33:37are you sure you're alright
00:33:39I'm fine
00:33:42ask jake about his work
00:33:44finally I can see what's happening
00:33:47now that I've planted jake's work history
00:33:49I should push him to tell the truth
00:33:52and then he'll be mine again
00:33:54my friends didn't tell him yet
00:33:56you mean those two
00:33:59who are in disguise
00:34:00every single time we come here
00:34:01they
00:34:02yeah
00:34:02didn't they cheat on you
00:34:04behind your back
00:34:06only because of that stupid app
00:34:07okay
00:34:08can we not
00:34:09blame the app
00:34:17Jake Wright
00:34:17you're a 30 under 30
00:34:23what do you do for work
00:34:25I'm in tech
00:34:26I told you
00:34:29my friends
00:34:31they received an envelope
00:34:32with documents
00:34:33saying that you're an app developer
00:34:39what kind of apps do you develop
00:34:41please don't let him
00:34:44okay
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you
00:34:47but that's because I trust you
00:34:50and you have to promise
00:34:51not to tell anyone else
00:34:52okay
00:34:53okay
00:34:54okay I promise
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody
00:34:58I'm uh
00:35:02I started a
00:35:07I started an app
00:35:10and I'm looking for investors
00:35:13and I'm just
00:35:14poor app developer
00:35:15looking for backing
00:35:19I'm sorry
00:35:19but do you believe me
00:35:23of course I believe you
00:35:24just
00:35:26thank you for being honest with me
00:35:37oh she wants honesty
00:35:39or she's gonna get it
00:35:53so
00:35:56what kind of poor
00:35:56are we talking
00:35:57like your
00:35:58parents pay your rent
00:36:00or
00:36:01you're still a rich tech guy
00:36:02but just not as rich
00:36:03as a super rich tech guy
00:36:04all I can say
00:36:05is
00:36:06if this
00:36:07app takes off
00:36:08I'm not gonna need to worry
00:36:09about money
00:36:10you got this
00:36:14okay
00:36:16lie detector test tomorrow
00:36:17that's so crazy
00:36:18it's almost like
00:36:19it's listening to a conversation
00:36:21actually
00:36:21it's
00:36:22perceived intuition
00:36:23is
00:36:24machine learning
00:36:25from
00:36:26thorough scrapping
00:36:27of social media platforms
00:36:29how do you know that
00:36:32just a guess
00:36:34pretty sure other apps use it
00:36:35well
00:36:36I'm not scared
00:36:37of some lie detector test
00:36:38there's nothing
00:36:39I wouldn't tell you
00:36:42do you feel the same
00:36:45yeah
00:36:46actually there's somewhere
00:36:48I gotta be
00:36:48we should get out of here
00:36:54I've got you right where I want you
00:36:56Lily Niblock
00:36:57prepare
00:36:58for heartbreak
00:37:01so
00:37:02how does this work again
00:37:04the machine
00:37:05analyzes our answers
00:37:06and makes
00:37:07little TV
00:37:08show noises
00:37:09nervous
00:37:10but excited
00:37:13that's a true
00:37:14so you ready
00:37:15yeah
00:37:16absolutely
00:37:19Jake are you sure
00:37:21yes
00:37:22I'm sure
00:37:24ask about his job
00:37:28so
00:37:29Jake are you an app developer
00:37:31yes
00:37:32yes
00:37:35what kind of apps
00:37:36do you develop
00:37:39two apps for
00:37:41statistical analysis
00:37:43and one for
00:37:44social media scrubbing
00:37:46social media scrubbing
00:37:48like our dating app
00:37:50yep
00:37:50just like that
00:37:53have you developed
00:37:54any other apps
00:37:56well
00:37:57um
00:37:59are you okay
00:38:02yeah
00:38:02yep
00:38:08there isn't anything
00:38:09you could tell me
00:38:10I wouldn't understand
00:38:13I'm falling for you
00:38:15and I trust you
00:38:16okay
00:38:19okay
00:38:31have you developed
00:38:32any other apps
00:38:34have you developed
00:38:35any other apps
00:38:39nope
00:38:44why are you lying to me
00:38:45I'm
00:38:46I'm not
00:38:47I'm not
00:38:47I swear
00:38:47I swear
00:38:51Lily do you trust me
00:38:53I think so
00:38:55and are you
00:38:55attracted to me
00:38:58yes
00:39:00now are you ready
00:39:01to find true love
00:39:02I
00:39:04yes
00:39:06I'm
00:39:06ready to find love
00:39:09are you sure
00:39:10yes I'm sure
00:39:13Lily what's
00:39:13what's going on
00:39:14you said that you were
00:39:16ready for the real thing
00:39:17Jake I promise
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing
00:39:22sorry that's
00:39:23not the more
00:39:24you said that you were ready
00:39:25for real love
00:39:28I'm sorry
00:39:54please
00:39:55what are you doing here
00:39:56I just wanted to talk with you
00:39:58about the app
00:40:00yeah
00:40:12so
00:40:14what's wrong with the app
00:40:15oh no
00:40:16nothing
00:40:17um
00:40:18that's actually what I
00:40:19wanted to talk to you about
00:40:20um
00:40:21I
00:40:23I was really
00:40:25hurting
00:40:26after we broke up
00:40:28so
00:40:28after a day or so
00:40:31I
00:40:31downloaded the app
00:40:33and
00:40:34I matched with someone
00:40:35and
00:40:37Jake
00:40:38you were right
00:40:40what do you mean
00:40:42I mean
00:40:43I met someone
00:40:44Jake
00:40:44the app
00:40:45works
00:40:46and I'm proof
00:40:47I mean
00:40:48we are talking
00:40:49about getting married
00:40:51great
00:40:52well I'm
00:40:53I'm happy for you
00:40:56well
00:40:57what about you
00:40:58have you
00:40:59matched with anyone
00:41:00uh
00:41:01yeah
00:41:03yeah
00:41:04okay
00:41:05tell me about her
00:41:06is she pretty
00:41:09honestly
00:41:09it's
00:41:12things aren't going
00:41:13that well
00:41:15well
00:41:16you don't
00:41:18you're not trying to say
00:41:19it's love swipe's fault
00:41:20because
00:41:20I mean
00:41:20I know the app
00:41:21works
00:41:22you were right
00:41:23all along
00:41:25Jake
00:41:28I just don't know
00:41:29anymore
00:41:31well
00:41:33I really hope
00:41:34you two work
00:41:34things out
00:41:39I just wanted
00:41:40to thank you
00:41:41in person
00:41:42we really did
00:41:43make something
00:41:44special together
00:41:55okay
00:41:55just because
00:41:56me and my match
00:41:58are having issues
00:42:01I'm falling in love
00:42:02with her
00:42:03and I'm happy
00:42:04for you
00:42:04but I think
00:42:04you should go
00:42:06I'm so sorry
00:42:07Jake
00:42:08I'm so sorry
00:42:09you're
00:42:09you're right
00:42:10again
00:42:11you know
00:42:12we're
00:42:13in love
00:42:13with other people
00:42:14and
00:42:15I need to respect
00:42:16that
00:42:18I'm sorry
00:42:28gotcha Jake
00:42:30let's see how
00:42:31your little sweetheart
00:42:32feels about this
00:42:40I'm never gonna find
00:42:41love again
00:42:42all men
00:42:43are liars
00:42:45and the worst part
00:42:46is the two of you
00:42:46made me a liar
00:42:47I can't even trust
00:42:49my own heart
00:42:51I'm sorry
00:42:52Lily
00:42:53screw you
00:42:54Kim
00:43:04five minutes ago
00:43:07that asshole
00:43:16get you
00:43:16all right
00:43:18Lily
00:43:19so good to see
00:43:21okay what's going on
00:43:22do you think I'm an idiot
00:43:23Jake
00:43:24no of course not
00:43:25then where is she
00:43:26who
00:43:28don't
00:43:29gaslight me
00:43:29I'm not crazy
00:43:30I
00:43:31I know you're hiding
00:43:32things from me
00:43:32okay I promise
00:43:33I'm not hiding
00:43:34anything from you
00:43:35liar
00:43:36you're lying to me
00:43:37I saw a video
00:43:38of the two of you
00:43:39kissing
00:43:39what video
00:43:47no no no
00:43:48this can't be
00:43:48happening again
00:43:49Lily
00:43:50give me your phone
00:43:54just what I thought
00:43:55you know
00:43:56a traditional
00:43:56trace of malware
00:43:58so it's not
00:43:59hacked
00:44:01you did
00:44:02get an email
00:44:03and that the video
00:44:04was mysteriously
00:44:05deleted
00:44:06because
00:44:07I was
00:44:08kissing another
00:44:10woman in it
00:44:12wait
00:44:14what are you
00:44:14saying
00:44:15that woman
00:44:17was my
00:44:18ex-girlfriend
00:44:18and she is a
00:44:20brilliant
00:44:22coder
00:44:22and hacker
00:44:23but also
00:44:25extremely
00:44:27unstable
00:44:29but why was she
00:44:31here
00:44:31why were you
00:44:32kissing her
00:44:33she came over
00:44:34to tell me
00:44:36she was in love
00:44:36with someone else
00:44:38but then she
00:44:40she kissed me
00:44:42just for a moment
00:44:46but in that moment
00:44:48I realized
00:44:49how much
00:44:50did I love you
00:44:53that you're the only
00:44:54person
00:44:55I want to be with
00:45:01do you forgive me
00:45:06you lied to me
00:45:07you lied to me
00:45:08take right
00:45:09you kissed another
00:45:10woman
00:45:11and then you
00:45:12hid it from me
00:45:13well if we stop
00:45:16I'm sorry
00:45:18yeah
00:45:18yeah
00:45:19you are
00:45:19will I see you
00:45:20again
00:45:21I don't know
00:45:23all I know
00:45:24is that I can't
00:45:24stand me in the
00:45:25same room as
00:45:25you right now
00:45:29we wait
00:45:31Lily
00:45:36oh my god
00:45:38did you see
00:45:39the look
00:45:39on that sad
00:45:40bitch's face
00:45:42now
00:45:43it's time to put
00:45:44the final nail
00:45:45in this girl's coffin
00:45:53you and Jake Wright
00:45:54have been unmatched
00:45:57what
00:45:59no
00:46:03true love awaits
00:46:04with your new match
00:46:05Mitchell Stevens
00:46:09this can't be happening
00:46:12come on Jake
00:46:13please pick up
00:46:15Jake
00:46:16Lily
00:46:17I just got
00:46:18notification
00:46:19we were unmatched
00:46:20on the app
00:46:22tragic as it is
00:46:23I think it's
00:46:24for the best
00:46:26why are you saying
00:46:27that
00:46:27clearly we have
00:46:28some issues
00:46:29and if I'm being
00:46:30honest
00:46:30I want to
00:46:31sexier woman
00:46:32who's super
00:46:33intelligent
00:46:33ready for real love
00:46:34Jake wait
00:46:39I can't believe
00:46:40him
00:46:44true love awaits
00:46:45with your new match
00:46:46Mitchell Stevens
00:46:47all right
00:46:48Mitchell Stevens
00:46:50get ready to meet
00:46:51the hottest girl
00:46:51you've ever seen
00:47:02you must be Lily
00:47:04might I say
00:47:05your profile picture
00:47:06does not do that
00:47:07beautiful body justice
00:47:09god damn
00:47:10so
00:47:11uh
00:47:12Mitchell
00:47:13was it
00:47:14what do you do for a living
00:47:15isn't it obvious
00:47:16babe
00:47:17I get paid
00:47:18and I get laid
00:47:19come again
00:47:19oh don't worry
00:47:21you will
00:47:21excuse me
00:47:23I'm a model babe
00:47:25isn't it obvious
00:47:25no
00:47:26it's not
00:47:27and you already said that
00:47:29sorry
00:47:30I'm just super distracted
00:47:31by that
00:47:31tight pod
00:47:32you're rocking
00:47:33underneath that dress
00:47:34can't wait to get
00:47:35that thing off
00:47:36and on my floor
00:47:37where it belongs
00:47:38you know what I mean
00:47:39I think I made a mistake
00:47:41hey wait
00:47:43tonight's the night
00:47:45I'm gonna tell Lily
00:47:46the truth about creating
00:47:47Love Swipe
00:47:47and if she'll have me
00:47:49I will treasure her
00:47:50for the rest of my life
00:47:52I'm coming for you Lily
00:47:54hey wait
00:47:56let go of my arm
00:47:57hey the app hooked us up
00:47:59babe
00:47:59we're soulmates
00:48:00meant to be
00:48:01I don't love you
00:48:03I love Jake
00:48:05I love Jake
00:48:08I love Jake
00:48:10and I need to go
00:48:11right now
00:48:12hey not so fast
00:48:19get off me you creep
00:48:25Jake
00:48:27no Jake wait
00:48:30Jake
00:48:32Jake
00:48:32Jake wait
00:48:35please
00:48:36it's not what it seems
00:48:38really
00:48:40really
00:48:40cause I just watched you
00:48:41kiss another man
00:48:42that wasn't me
00:48:43on our seventh day
00:48:44please let me explain
00:48:46now there's nothing to explain
00:48:48you got cheated up
00:48:49on your asshole boyfriend
00:48:50now you're cheating on me
00:48:53we were unmatched
00:48:56I called you
00:48:57and you broke it off
00:48:58you humiliated me
00:49:00stop lying to me Lily
00:49:03I want us to be honest
00:49:04with each other
00:49:05but you're lying
00:49:06to my face
00:49:08I'm not lying to you
00:49:15love's wife matched me
00:49:17with that stupid meathead
00:49:18I only went out with him
00:49:20to get back at you
00:49:21and when I saw him
00:49:24when he kissed me
00:49:27I realized the only person
00:49:29I wanted to kiss
00:49:30was you
00:49:31please you have to believe me
00:49:38you're lying to me
00:49:39I'm not lying to me
00:49:39it all there happened
00:49:41today
00:49:42that I called you
00:49:43and we unmatched
00:49:44and I broke up with you
00:49:45I guess why would I lie
00:49:46about that
00:49:48it's not safe
00:49:49we gotta go Lily
00:49:51Jake you're scaring me
00:49:52what do you mean
00:49:53it's not safe
00:49:53trust me
00:49:54we need to go right now
00:49:56okay let's go
00:50:02it's my parents cabin they moved overseas so it's all mine now i come here when i want to get
00:50:09away
00:50:10from everything i don't understand why is it safe here no cell phone service no internet
00:50:19it's just us here okay jake i need you to explain why are we safe in a cabin in the
00:50:26woods
00:50:27please don't make me regret this
00:50:31do you remember my ex-girlfriend i told you about police yeah there's something i need to tell you
00:50:43the day i uh broke up with her
00:50:49sue i'll kill i will destroy you jake wright
00:50:54i didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:58what she said what i'm afraid she's capable of doing
00:51:05it's the only place i feel like we're safe
00:51:10i'm so sorry that happened to you
00:51:14she sounds unwell
00:51:20wow
00:51:22you look so beautiful
00:51:24you look
00:51:27very handsome
00:51:32you don't know how much eilish this was our seventh date
00:51:37do you mind getting wet
00:51:40what's that supposed to mean
00:51:43come with me and i'll show you
00:51:45you know how much eilish this was our sixth date
00:52:04it's been a crazy day
00:52:06and i'm thankful you're here
00:52:08me too
00:52:12jake i i feel safe when i'm with you
00:52:16You know, on the seventh day, LoveSwipe gives couples the option to...
00:52:29To what?
00:52:34To be with each other.
00:52:38Well, if LoveSwipe says something...
00:52:44Put me on the altar cause you can't be tamed.
00:52:49The silence underneath your flame.
00:52:52Cut the cords around me as I speak your name.
00:52:57It's never gonna be the same.
00:53:00Even though I loved you, it was all in vain.
00:53:16This ends now!
00:53:19No!
00:53:21I am going to win Jake back.
00:53:24Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock once and for all!
00:53:38Last night was...
00:53:40I know.
00:53:53We should be getting our notification for our last date.
00:53:57If anything happens, just come to my place and we'll deal with it together.
00:54:03Don't worry about me.
00:54:05Nothing could keep me from you.
00:54:07Not even your crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:54:21Okay.
00:54:38You want him?
00:54:40Come and get him!
00:54:43Long guard, bitch.
00:54:46To love.
00:54:48And to LoveSwipe.
00:54:53Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:59Aw, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:55:02It's where our first date was. It's so sweet.
00:55:05Be careful, Lily. His ex sounds crazy.
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:10You guys need to calm down.
00:55:12I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:55:28We're out.
00:55:46Ok, so he's gonna get back to me.
00:55:48Let's not move on.
00:55:48Thanks, guys.
00:55:49I'm gonna go out and grab a nice clip of my house.
00:55:49I'm gonna do this.
00:55:53Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend.
00:56:02I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:11Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:45Elise, it was you.
00:56:48It's always you.
00:56:55Where are you, Belize?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:03Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:29I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:38I wish you still don't get it, do you, you little slut.
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, Belize.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's all right, Rob, back up.
00:58:00Jake, stop this asshole.
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake, you came for me.
00:58:19Of course I did.
00:58:21You're my girl.
00:58:25You're not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:47I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here
00:58:52how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship,
00:58:56or
00:58:57I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in her head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:08Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:15Okay.
00:59:17Please.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19You want to toy with me, Jake?
00:59:21It's not.
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:27Belize and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:29We collaborated.
00:59:31We made
00:59:33dating apps together.
00:59:34Oh, baby.
00:59:36Last month,
00:59:37we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app
00:59:45that we've been using
00:59:46this entire time.
00:59:47So you...
00:59:48you lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:56Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
00:59:59Because over the last week,
01:00:01I've realized something
01:00:02even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought
01:00:12the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted
01:00:20what we created, Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:29I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:32for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:40My lover.
01:00:43You are a
01:00:44brilliant,
01:00:46beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:49I need to tell you something that
01:00:51I've been afraid
01:00:53to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:57And I'm yours.
01:00:58I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Android can see them!
01:01:20I'll kill you, Jake Wright!
01:01:22You are a liar
01:01:23and a monster!
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:25How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you!
01:01:30Jake can't.
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you
01:01:40in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:51I love you.
01:01:54I forgive you,
01:01:55Jake.
01:01:57I forgive you.
01:02:01I forgive you,
01:02:03but I don't know.
01:02:05I forgive you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is!
01:02:11Cheers, Jake!
01:02:12Cheers, Jake!
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:17I helped create this app because
01:02:20I believe everyone deserves to find true love
01:02:26I use LoveSwipe
01:02:27And for the first time in my life
01:02:30I found true undying love
01:02:38So
01:02:46Lily New Buck
01:02:48Will you do me the great honor
01:02:50Of being my wife
01:02:59Yes
01:03:02Yes, Jake, my Mr. Wright
01:03:04I will marry you
01:03:16And you make it make sense
01:03:19How I hope can you believe
01:03:22You once felt like a stranger
01:03:26Still I believe in your past
01:03:35You once felt like a stranger
01:03:37You alwaysured to my attention
01:03:37I was surprised to see you
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