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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:04I don't want you to stop.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:34Ah, I was so drunk last night, I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:51Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife, or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids, I need you to-
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now, I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years, why can't I ever find you, and why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO, or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:02Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi, one iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:17Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:22Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:24It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:32Uh...
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Daddy!
00:03:50Oh!
00:03:50Whoa!
00:03:58Daddy!
00:03:59Oh!
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:01I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I am.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry!
00:04:09Your fit Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:38So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max.
00:04:49Aurelius.
00:04:50Eva.
00:04:51I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid too.
00:05:01So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:27and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:35So she's getting pressure from her folks too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Wow.
00:06:05Clean up nice.
00:06:06This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:17Yeah, guys, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:21You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:45Oh, I need some photos of us together too.
00:06:48To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:17The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:21Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:29It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:36I already found someone.
00:07:42Okay.
00:07:43Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:46Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:48I...
00:07:49I should come.
00:07:51Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan,
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:57It'll make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:04You can come.
00:08:12Let's go.
00:08:13Which mall are we going to?
00:08:14Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:16Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:21Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:08:29Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:34Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:50Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm gonna love you, Max.
00:08:55Oh, so, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss.
00:09:04Once or twice.
00:09:06In front of them.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:08Should we use our tongues, or?
00:09:11No.
00:09:11No, definitely not.
00:09:12And absolutely no.
00:09:14Sex?
00:09:15Yes.
00:09:16It's strictly business.
00:09:19Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:22What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:52Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:58Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:01Hurry up and go.
00:10:02Go.
00:10:03What are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there.
00:10:07Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:08Yes.
00:10:08Yeah, just these things.
00:10:09Okay, great.
00:10:11We have a holiday special today.
00:10:13Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:18deal.
00:10:18Oh, great.
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:22Will you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here.
00:10:26Relax.
00:10:27Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:32Okay, thank you.
00:10:35Hurry up and pay.
00:10:39I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:41You can wait your turn.
00:10:47Damn.
00:10:47My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:55Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:57You can just set those on top.
00:11:03Hi, guys.
00:11:05Gonna hand you all these pies.
00:11:11Of course.
00:11:12Thank you so much.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:17She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:21Yeah.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:24Merry Christmas.
00:11:30What?
00:11:30You do that often?
00:11:33As often as I can.
00:11:38We should go.
00:11:39We gotta pick up paper.
00:11:43Watch out.
00:12:03You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up.
00:12:07Oh, sorry.
00:12:08I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:09Yeah.
00:12:10Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:17And don't be late.
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:31Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:34Sort of.
00:12:35Not that I'm judging.
00:12:36I just need to get my story straight,
00:12:38or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management
00:12:43for Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectable.
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:49No.
00:12:50Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:51And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:53My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:55So, it's perfect.
00:13:00Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:04Don't worry.
00:13:05Okay?
00:13:05I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:10Too much.
00:13:31Let's go, Sam.
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:35Hold on, you're covered in water,
00:13:36and you have a hair on your shoulder,
00:13:37and it's not yours.
00:13:40It's my daughter's.
00:13:42Daughter's?
00:13:43Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:01Hey, there they are!
00:14:04Hey!
00:14:05Aw!
00:14:06Dad.
00:14:07So much donated.
00:14:08Aw.
00:14:09We missed you.
00:14:10So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming.
00:14:15Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:18Good, good, good.
00:14:20So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:24When's he arriving?
00:14:25Aw, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:30Poor thing.
00:14:30Not surprising.
00:14:32I mean, she's 30.
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:37Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:42This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:46Auntie Pamela?
00:14:47Debbie?
00:14:48My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:51We're only worried about you.
00:14:53All these years without a husband.
00:14:56Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:58You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:01And look what happened.
00:15:02She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:06I'm not alone.
00:15:08And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:14He's a manager.
00:15:16Manager?
00:15:17Of what?
00:15:18Trash.
00:15:20Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:24You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:29Actually, he's right here.
00:15:33Oh, wow.
00:15:36Wow.
00:15:37He is really good looking.
00:15:40Ah, must be A.I.
00:15:42Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:46Fake.
00:15:46That's enough.
00:15:47She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:50Show some respect.
00:15:51Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William?
00:15:56And you turned him down?
00:15:57Well, guess what?
00:15:59William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:02Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:05That's half a million.
00:16:07Half a million.
00:16:09Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:12And speak of the devil.
00:16:17Willie, you've made it.
00:16:30There you are.
00:16:32Oh, look at you now.
00:16:34Living the dream.
00:16:36Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:38Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:43So married, huh?
00:16:45Is it serious?
00:16:48That's what marriage is.
00:16:49It's pretty serious.
00:16:51Wow.
00:16:52You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:55Makes sense, though.
00:16:56You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:59Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:02A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:04Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:08That's right.
00:17:09Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:13Women love a man in red.
00:17:16Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:18Wanna sit on my lap?
00:17:20Don't touch me.
00:17:22Oh, so entitled.
00:17:24Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:28And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:32I mean, look at that car.
00:17:34Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:38Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:41Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:46I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:53My mom would never marry.
00:17:55She already has a husband.
00:17:56He's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:02Is that so?
00:18:03Well then, where is he?
00:18:05Because I don't see him.
00:18:07Does anyone see him?
00:18:11No.
00:18:12Just like I thought.
00:18:14Telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:16That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:19And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:25Hey!
00:18:25Mommy!
00:18:26Hey!
00:18:27Are you okay?
00:18:28I see your hands.
00:18:29Oh my God!
00:18:30I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:32Come on now.
00:18:33Let's go.
00:18:35What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:37How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter!
00:18:42Let me go!
00:18:43Now why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:48Let me go!
00:19:03Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:11Max, you came.
00:19:12Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:16Where's Piper?
00:19:18William Hitter?
00:19:20Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:21Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:24Well, well, well.
00:19:26If it isn't a waste marriage I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:29That's right.
00:19:31Now I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:35Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:38It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:39I'm Max.
00:19:40Eva told us all about you.
00:19:42From New York.
00:19:43Polite.
00:19:44Handsome.
00:19:45Just like she said.
00:19:47Wow.
00:19:48He was an A.I.
00:19:50See?
00:19:50He's real.
00:19:52And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:55Son of a bitch!
00:19:56You just ruined my suit!
00:19:58And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:59That pristine automobile.
00:20:02That car?
00:20:04Oh, my God.
00:20:05That's worth more than a house!
00:20:07That car?
00:20:08It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:14Are you?
00:20:19Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:22And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:25I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:27You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:29You stole it!
00:20:30That car belongs to the CEO of my company!
00:20:32Jesus!
00:20:33How did he get away with it?
00:20:35That's what I want to know.
00:20:37Enough!
00:20:38Please!
00:20:40I trust my daughter.
00:20:42She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:45Max, be honest with me.
00:20:47Where did that car come from?
00:20:50How much do you want for it?
00:20:52I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:55Sir?
00:20:57You need a breath, man.
00:21:01Hey, that's it!
00:21:01I'm calling the cops!
00:21:02Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:04Wait.
00:21:05What?
00:21:06Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:09Oh, well.
00:21:11Too late.
00:21:12Thanks.
00:21:18Listen, hon.
00:21:19I believe you.
00:21:20But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:24Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:26It's my car.
00:21:27Okay?
00:21:27It's not stolen.
00:21:29Yeah?
00:21:29If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:32Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:35Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:36Okay.
00:21:37I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:39But then you have to get lost.
00:21:40And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:43Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:46Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:48Loser!
00:21:49Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:54Jesus.
00:21:55Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:57It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:00Here.
00:22:01Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:15Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Just play alone.
00:22:23Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:24Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:26Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:29Yes, sir!
00:22:30I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:31I...
00:22:31I...
00:22:32Please accept my serious apology.
00:22:34Please.
00:22:34Please.
00:22:34I...
00:22:35I...
00:22:36I...
00:22:36I...
00:22:36I...
00:22:43I...
00:22:45That William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:48You fooled me.
00:22:49What can I say?
00:22:51Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:54Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:56Oh, come on, do...
00:22:57We were just looking out for you.
00:23:00Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:02You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:04Soon.
00:23:05Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:09A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:13We are family, aren't we?
00:23:15Family takes care of each other.
00:23:18If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:23Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:26Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:33My daughter is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law.
00:23:39Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:40Welcome to the family.
00:23:44Welcome.
00:23:45Come on in.
00:23:50This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:52You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:56My fault?
00:23:57You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, will ya?
00:24:09Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:11And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:14And how do you...
00:24:14I told you.
00:24:15I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:17I have a friend in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25It's the season of giving.
00:24:27He knows people.
00:24:28Has connections.
00:24:30He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:34Yeah, and you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:36Oh my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:40Dad, Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:44Oh, honey, we're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:52I think they get it, hon.
00:24:56How's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58Well, you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:02And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:07See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:09What are you doing?
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:14Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, they would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:40That's weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:44I don't know, something just falls off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean, what do you want me to do?
00:25:51Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:53I'll do this.
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:02Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:07Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:09To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:13Aw.
00:26:14Welcome.
00:26:15Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:17Looks great.
00:26:18Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:29Mmm.
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:30Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:47Come on.
00:26:47What's your turn?
00:26:48It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:51I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:0612 pumpkin pies.
00:27:08Did I hear this right?
00:27:08They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course.
00:27:12It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:14See?
00:27:15Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good, but something still feels off.
00:27:19Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:28But our marriage is real.
00:27:30I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:57Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:07Those are losers.
00:28:08That's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:12Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll bring to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:22So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's eat.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications, right?
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:48Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:51Oh, honey.
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:15Okay, you guys.
00:29:16Have a good night, okay?
00:29:21You hurt.
00:29:43Oh, wow.
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:51We have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:56All room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:32Yeah.
00:30:33Hmm.
00:30:40And your dreams.
00:30:43Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower or water left.
00:31:08You wish.
00:31:09Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:16Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:33Oh, this is, I'm, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can resist?
00:31:46Baby, I don't think I'll want you.
00:31:53Max, I shouldn't.
00:31:57Or maybe we should.
00:32:00God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:02Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Bob, we're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:24What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:29This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:33You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:37I just don't mean to be sorry.
00:32:38You just...
00:32:47That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:07Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:12I just, um...
00:33:14I just got lightheaded.
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:18Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:25Oh, my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:35You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:51I want to help.
00:33:52He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um, Max.
00:33:59How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's, that's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:23You know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just, just curious.
00:34:35No, I, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:58Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:02I don't know where you're going.
00:35:32Oh, sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:38Think you could take this one, Dad? We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:41I can see that.
00:35:44Well, why don't I read it to her? I mean, if you don't mind.
00:35:48Well, atta boy. You know what? Just put a shirt on. I'm going to go get her.
00:35:53Piper! Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:57He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down of
00:36:03a thistle.
00:36:04But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good
00:36:13night.
00:36:16If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:20Good night, Piper.
00:36:25Is her dad still around?
00:36:27Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you are her dad.
00:36:31Uh, no.
00:36:32That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:40Do you really think so?
00:36:43From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:45Maybe I should tell him. He deserves to know.
00:36:54Max.
00:36:58You're Piper's father.
00:37:07I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:16I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:33Where's Piper?
00:37:35She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:53God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:03Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:06Not on my watch.
00:38:11Yeah, this.
00:38:13I remember this.
00:38:24Good morning, you two lovebugs.
00:38:27How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:30Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:31It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:33Wonderful.
00:38:34Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:38Oh, no.
00:38:39What is that?
00:38:40Sardines and saltines.
00:38:42It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:44It was my gram-grams favorite during wartime.
00:38:47Don't be shy.
00:38:48Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:50Max, you don't have to.
00:38:52No, no.
00:38:52It's okay.
00:38:54Smith family staple.
00:39:06No.
00:39:15Good?
00:39:16Mmm.
00:39:17Good?
00:39:18Scrumfish.
00:39:20Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:22You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:25Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:28That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:32What's the deal with them?
00:39:34Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:36Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:40Hey, don't worry.
00:39:42I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight.
00:39:48Just in case.
00:39:51Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:04Wait, that earring.
00:40:06Wait.
00:40:08That earring.
00:40:09You like it?
00:40:10I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:13Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:16I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:22Right.
00:40:23Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:25Anyone can have it.
00:40:26Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:28She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:32So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:36But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:39What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:43An aging single mom.
00:40:45Slim pickings.
00:40:47I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:49That explains it.
00:40:51She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:54Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:55Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:57Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:59Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:03Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:05Exactly.
00:41:05Not like my Sierra.
00:41:07Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:12Oh, they're here.
00:41:14Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:21Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:22Merry Christmas.
00:41:24You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:26I am.
00:41:27I'm Eva's husband.
00:41:29Max.
00:41:29Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:30Welcome.
00:41:31You're Eva's husband.
00:41:33But you're gorgeous.
00:41:37But as handsome as you.
00:41:39Look at you two.
00:41:40You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:43Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:44Merry Christmas.
00:41:46This is from Max and I.
00:41:47Oh, my goodness.
00:41:48Thank you, Eva.
00:41:49Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:52Oops.
00:41:53Oh, my bad.
00:41:54Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:56How thrifty.
00:41:58Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:01Mommy's right.
00:42:02You mean a little hack.
00:42:03You little.
00:42:06You will not lay a hand on my daughter, or you will lose yours.
00:42:10Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:14Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:15My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:19He could ruin your life.
00:42:32Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:34I'm fine.
00:42:35I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:40It's okay.
00:42:43Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:46Did you just slap me?
00:42:48Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:50You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:51You know what, Sierra?
00:42:52I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:57Her family.
00:42:59She needs me.
00:43:04You okay, honey?
00:43:06Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:08Do something.
00:43:09You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:11I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:14Oh, wow.
00:43:14I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:20Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:23Let's call him.
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:27Please.
00:43:28Who do you think you are?
00:43:30Enough!
00:43:33There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:36Fine, Dad.
00:43:37Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:39They're just jealous.
00:43:42For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:44I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:48I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:52Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:53All right, that's enough.
00:43:54Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:17Is this a joke?
00:44:20Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:22Hold it.
00:44:22Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:24My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:30My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:34King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:39Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:42And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:45It's just petty.
00:44:46Maybe, maybe so.
00:44:47But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:51Fine.
00:44:53Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:55Come on, let's go.
00:44:56No, no.
00:44:57Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:00Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:03I know, dear.
00:45:04I just want to have our family together.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:07We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:10Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16I just want to have our family together.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20We'll stay.
00:45:22Can I have a little napalm?
00:45:24It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:25We'll get something right after.
00:45:27Like drive-thru?
00:45:29I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:31That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:36No strays.
00:45:38Ow.
00:45:38Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:40Yes, please.
00:45:41You hit my child.
00:45:43You're fucking crazy.
00:45:44Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:51Don't worry, baby.
00:45:53I'll handle it.
00:45:56Don't worry, baby.
00:45:57I'll handle it.
00:46:01Piper.
00:46:03Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:09Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:10Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:12As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:15Actually, I do.
00:46:17He's such a liar.
00:46:19This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:21Oh, it will be.
00:46:24Sam.
00:46:26Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:29I'm already on my way.
00:46:34Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:37I'm already on my way.
00:46:40You hear this guy?
00:46:41He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:46:46Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:49His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:52Max, what are you doing?
00:46:53Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:55Santa's already on his way.
00:46:57Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:06A helicopter?
00:47:14There's no way.
00:47:20How did you pull this off?
00:47:22Sam is like family.
00:47:23I thought I'd introduce you, too.
00:47:25Thanks, boss.
00:47:27Boss?
00:47:28Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:30Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:32Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:36I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:39You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:43Mm-hmm.
00:47:46Come on.
00:47:48You can stop kidding around.
00:47:50If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:54No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:56Come on.
00:47:56You can stop the charade.
00:47:58Okay, this is just another favor from that big, big friend, isn't it?
00:48:01Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:04Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab, as you requested.
00:48:17How is this possible?
00:48:19This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:26Who are you?
00:48:27I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:30That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:33Wait, no.
00:48:34Hold on.
00:48:36You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:40You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:43Hmm.
00:48:44Some of the small ones.
00:48:45I mean, you know that.
00:48:47You work for me.
00:48:49Oh, God.
00:48:50I insulted my own boss.
00:48:52I'm finished.
00:48:57Oh, God.
00:48:59I insulted my own boss.
00:49:01I'm finished.
00:49:02Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:04Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:06Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:08For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:11And with that, your career.
00:49:13You're fired.
00:49:15Fired?
00:49:16Sam.
00:49:20Fired?
00:49:21Oh, God.
00:49:22I can't be fired.
00:49:25What?
00:49:26Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:28You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:30Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:31I'll do anything.
00:49:33Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:40And you.
00:49:41Oh, me?
00:49:43Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:45That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:46A family tradition.
00:49:48Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:50Sam.
00:49:55Will you do me the honors?
00:49:58Gladly.
00:50:02Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:50:07Father, do something.
00:50:09Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:11I'm leaving.
00:50:13Mmm, pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:21Come on, sweetie.
00:50:22Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:50:25Eat as much as you want.
00:50:26Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:30I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:32I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:34Honestly, this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:39Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:40Just like this.
00:50:42Does he really mean that?
00:50:44Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:46I can't tell.
00:50:47And that terrifies me.
00:50:53Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:50:55I brought you a gift.
00:50:56Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:04Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:07Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:10Tell me everything.
00:51:12Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:17Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:20A high school dropout in the Harrison family?
00:51:25Not a chance.
00:51:30She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:34Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:35Silence.
00:51:36Get me the address where she works.
00:51:38It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:39That's nice.
00:51:41We own that one.
00:51:43Good work.
00:51:44But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:54You're welcome.
00:51:56Thanks.
00:51:56So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:02Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:05And how about you?
00:52:10Me?
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:13Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:18Eva.
00:52:29That birthmark.
00:52:30Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:37Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:39So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:43No feelings, no complications.
00:52:44That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:46Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:48Max.
00:52:49Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:52It's cold.
00:52:54Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:58Max.
00:53:00I need to tell you something.
00:53:04Something important.
00:53:05What's gotten into her?
00:53:07Is she hiding something?
00:53:09Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:12I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:18Piper is...
00:53:20Piper is...
00:53:21Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:24Sweetie.
00:53:25Oh my gosh.
00:53:26It's all swollen.
00:53:27Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:30Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:31Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:35Come on, Piper.
00:53:39Okay, let me see.
00:53:43I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:47But that's not true.
00:53:49You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:53Uh...
00:53:53Daddy!
00:53:54No!
00:53:57Well...
00:54:02Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:54:07Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:10Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:12Really?
00:54:13Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:17You think it was Scar?
00:54:21Hmm.
00:54:24I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:25Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:27I have one, too.
00:54:29Dad.
00:54:30I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:33Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:36Really?
00:54:36No way.
00:54:38No.
00:54:38It was actually a cactus.
00:54:40But it's still cool.
00:54:43I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:49Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:51My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:54:58And how old are you?
00:55:00Six.
00:55:01Six?
00:55:02That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:05Okay, I found the first date kit.
00:55:07Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:11What do I even say?
00:55:12And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:15Sorry, honey.
00:55:16This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:19Um, yeah.
00:55:23Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:26Eva.
00:55:30Okay, look.
00:55:34Piper is...
00:55:35Piper is...
00:55:40Go on.
00:55:47That must be an emergency.
00:55:49Excuse me.
00:55:51Sorry.
00:55:52I'll take this.
00:55:58Wait, are you okay?
00:56:00Yeah.
00:56:03Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:06I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:10Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:13I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:16She's a high school dropout.
00:56:18Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:21And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:23I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:25Max.
00:56:25That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:33I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:35You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:37Your mother would take her away.
00:56:39After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:43I'm sorry.
00:56:44Maximus?
00:56:45Are you even listening to me?
00:56:47No, Mom, Mom.
00:56:48Listen.
00:56:49I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:50Eva's my wife.
00:56:51And I've made up my mind.
00:56:52I'm not leaving her.
00:56:55Eva?
00:57:02I need that.
00:57:05Oh, thanks, Mom.
00:57:07This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:13Oh, wow.
00:57:15That's so cool.
00:57:16Did you make it?
00:57:17Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:20Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:22Just glad you're here.
00:57:27Oh!
00:57:28Wow!
00:57:29Damn, these are nice.
00:57:31Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:39Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:41It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:42Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:43Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:45Ready?
00:57:45Ready?
00:57:46Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:48What do we got, guys?
00:57:49Walking home from our house.
00:57:51Christmas Eve.
00:57:55You never told me.
00:57:59Have we met before?
00:58:04Have we met before?
00:58:07She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:12I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:15Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:26I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:28Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:29They're very common.
00:58:30I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:33No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:37Maybe.
00:58:40Are you okay?
00:58:43Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:46No.
00:58:48I'm fine.
00:58:51Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:55I got you this.
00:58:57You got me a gift, too?
00:58:58Tis the season.
00:59:00Open it.
00:59:14Gloves.
00:59:14Gloves.
00:59:15Did you make these?
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:18I know this is a fake marriage, but it's Christmas.
00:59:22You've already done so much for me.
00:59:24I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:28How did I feel?
00:59:30Warm, right?
00:59:31Yeah.
00:59:33Warm.
00:59:35Soft.
00:59:38Perfect.
00:59:42Thank you, Eva.
00:59:44I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:59:48Really?
00:59:50Yeah, my mom.
00:59:51She partied all the time.
00:59:53And I got gifts.
00:59:55Plenty of them, but...
00:59:56I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:00Nothing personal.
01:00:02Well, you deserve it.
01:00:05You're a good guy.
01:00:07And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:14What if that day's today?
01:00:19What if I already found someone special?
01:00:23Right here.
01:00:48Max, we can't...
01:00:51If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:00:58Come on.
01:01:00I don't want you to stop.
01:01:07No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:25I don't want you.
01:01:34Oh, God.
01:01:35You are driving me.
01:01:36I can't even say.
01:01:41Piper!
01:01:50Piper!
01:01:51Piper!
01:01:53She can't see me.
01:02:10Eva?
01:02:15Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:29That was way too close.
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:32We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:38Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:42Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:45Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:46You still have been giving me mine.
01:02:53Let me give it to you.
01:02:54What if you do?
01:02:57Yeah.
01:03:07You don't think so.
01:03:12You're driving me, you're Terry.
01:03:14What do you want me to hear?
01:03:23You're driving me.
01:03:23I don't know if you're driving me.
01:03:24What do you like?
01:03:24Well, you have to like me.
01:03:31What are you calling me to say?
01:03:37Hello?
01:03:38Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:40I'm Max's mother.
01:03:41Name your price.
01:03:43What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:46What?
01:03:47We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:50Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us,
01:03:53and go.
01:03:54My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:58Piper is my daughter,
01:04:00and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:03So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own,
01:04:05but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:10Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:16You okay?
01:04:21Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:24So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:28What are you talking about?
01:04:30It's over.
01:04:31It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:36Eva, wait.
01:04:40So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:48Max, it's not real.
01:04:50None of it was real.
01:04:51So this is just a goodbye.
01:04:55Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:00Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:04But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:07And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:10Just tell me what you need.
01:05:12I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:15a good father.
01:05:16Mother, just say the word.
01:05:23You don't get it.
01:05:26You don't get it.
01:05:34I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:41I won't give up on us.
01:05:57Are we here?
01:05:59Yes.
01:06:01As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:03we're back.
01:06:07Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:09We're home.
01:06:14How can she just walk away?
01:06:23Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:25It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:27Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:31You promised.
01:06:32Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:34Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:38All right, fine.
01:06:39When?
01:06:41Two days.
01:06:42I'll come pick you up.
01:06:44No need.
01:06:45Just send me the address on me either.
01:06:52I know you and Mommy thought,
01:06:55but she still really likes you.
01:06:57So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:00Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:02If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:07:04I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:19If you find an interesting man,
01:07:20I'm interested in this, uh,
01:07:21it's the truth.
01:07:22Step 10 times.
01:07:25Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:27Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:30Boss?
01:07:32Boss?
01:07:35lady and gentlemen i am so sorry i need to go win back my family family boss you okay
01:07:44never better go get her max
01:07:51give it your best smile ah there he is maximus darling i have some prospects for you
01:08:00nice high society girls from the city
01:08:07oh i told you i already found the woman i love
01:08:17maximus stop this that evil woman is scamming you son tell me what kind of woman you want and i'll
01:08:25find you another you are heir to the harrison dynasty no i'm not oh i work in waste management
01:08:35and i'm a secret crime boss i'm eva's husband and i'm a father
01:08:42what
01:08:55oh that's her the woman who got my son head over heels
01:09:02hi welcome in can i help you find something i want to try those
01:09:10awesome i'll get them for you right away
01:09:13are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:09:19no no no i know what i want size seven
01:09:24oh baby can't even walk but she wants three thousand dollar heels
01:09:28come on she wants the white shoes
01:09:35ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays um here let me help you
01:09:40come on
01:09:45she seems kind
01:09:51i shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job
01:09:56how do they feel well i love the style but it's too small i think i need a size up
01:10:04maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:08right away i'll be right back she's not only kind she's patient was i wrong about her
01:10:29are you gluing the heel back on
01:10:33well who gives a shit she can't walk
01:10:39that's just pure evil
01:10:43oh come on saint eva she's in a wheelchair who cares it's the last pair i get paid commission
01:10:57i am not doing that vanessa
01:11:01see this is your whole problem this is why you'll always be broke
01:11:09i don't care if she can walk or not i'm not selling her joke
01:11:14she has to deal with people like this people who insult her all day i'm your manager
01:11:25sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired
01:11:34did i stutter
01:11:39you don't have to fire me
01:11:43i quit
01:11:49i don't work here anymore listen don't buy the shoes they're broken spend your heart and money
01:11:57elsewhere okay you're a good person after all looks like i misjudged you i'm sorry
01:12:06why are you still here eva get out
01:12:15you're not disabled selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:12:22absolutely shameful who are you i am the chairwoman of the harrison group and the owner of the store
01:12:32you're eleanor harrison mother of the ceo i am and you my dear are fired what did i do
01:12:44you are a good person from now on this store is yours to run
01:12:53are you serious that's right don't be nervous child you are professional responsible far better
01:13:04than that two-bit manager
01:13:09you out i'll leave
01:13:15i'm leaving
01:13:18i i i feel like i'm dreaming no don't worry you're getting a promotion you deserve it my dear
01:13:30thank you first assignment i want that row and that row and the entire display case
01:13:40pack it all up and bring it to my house okay yeah
01:13:46once we're home i'll tell her i'm her mother-in-law i can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:13:59she's the mother of ceo of course she lives like this
01:14:02she's the mother of ceo of course she's the mother of ceo of course she's the mother of ceo of
01:14:12mrs harrison i'm here with your delivery
01:14:18max max eva what are you doing here i uh there you are eva wonderful we can finally meet each
01:14:29other
01:14:29properly my new daughter-in-law what are you
01:14:37that means you really are the ceo of harrison group
01:14:42well i tried to tell you but stop
01:14:45and you you lied to me at the store
01:14:49you were both just testing me is this some sick game rich people play i'm sorry eva i thought you
01:14:56might be using my son just after his money but i was wrong eva please i don't deserve to be
01:15:02treated
01:15:02like this not every working class girl is after your money how could you think that of me it's not
01:15:09like that dear eva what are you talking about mom what did you do i i was just trying to
01:15:17get the
01:15:17two of you back together we're not together and i can't love something that was never real
01:15:26i made a horrible mistake what are you waiting for son go after her
01:15:36let me go i swear it's not what you think but we come from two completely different worlds stop
01:15:41pretending like you care i'm not pretending okay i can't fake what we have and everything i've done
01:15:47for you and piper this is real touch my wife again and i will snap every finger that you've got
01:15:57max you came god you are driving me i'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband a good
01:16:07father just say the
01:16:11word see stop fighting we belong together you're wrong wrong about what that you care or we belong
01:16:26together look i already told you we're from two completely different worlds now i held up my end of
01:16:32the deal and i met your mother like we discussed i want a fake divorce from my fake cousin eva
01:16:45eva i'm sorry maximus walking away is the only choice i have
01:16:57out are you okay mommy yeah sweetie i'm fine come here
01:17:10no you're not fine you're sad
01:17:15i'm okay sweetie
01:17:18i miss daddy too
01:17:23i want max to be my real daddy
01:17:28don't you want to be with him
01:17:31love bug you're right what am i doing running like a coward
01:17:38i've always taught you to be brave
01:17:41now it's time for mommy to be brave too i believe in you what are you gonna do mommy
01:17:48i know exactly what to say to him
01:17:53maximus deserves to know piper is his daughter
01:18:03enough sulking go get your wife and my grandbaby back
01:18:08don't you think i want to she doesn't want me i didn't raise you to give up your daughter is
01:18:15still out there you can't abandon her mom you don't get it i made a deal with eva to play
01:18:21my wife
01:18:22and piper she was an added bonus what are you talking about i already ran a dna test
01:18:31hyper is your daughter what see it for yourself
01:18:41i was right seven years ago new year's that woman was eva
01:19:07i missed you so much sweetheart
01:19:15you came back
01:19:19i uh
01:19:22don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:30i uh i was scared but i don't want to be scared anymore
01:19:36because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for
01:19:40sweetheart i have something to tell you i have something to tell you too
01:19:48piper is your daughter you knew my sweet granddaughter mama
01:19:57i just found out for sure a few minutes ago but you've known this whole time
01:20:02i was scared okay i didn't know if you were going to take her from me i didn't know how
01:20:07you were
01:20:07feeling how could you not know how i felt
01:20:22i love you
01:20:22i love you eva
01:20:25i love you too
01:20:27i promise for the rest of my life i'm going to make it up to you
01:20:32as long as we're together it doesn't matter where we are
01:20:45will you marry me eva for real this time yeah yes yes of course i'll marry you
01:21:06looks like you're stuck with me the next christmas
01:21:08and the christmas after that and forever
01:21:12i wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:20who's that
01:21:32it looks like i have to take out the trash
01:21:36again
01:21:39no not funny
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