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▶ She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:52Please, don't call me that.
00:00:54I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:00Here you go, miss.
00:01:01Thank you.
00:01:04Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:08in need?
00:01:19You must be rushing off to go find your jewels.
00:01:22Because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and run.
00:01:27Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:30I'll fix you right up.
00:01:35Right.
00:01:36Rewrites the wrong.
00:01:39We're doing it.
00:01:44See?
00:01:45Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:49Come on, Cleo.
00:01:50Let's go.
00:02:05Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:09We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:11If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:14The Elizander Armstrong.
00:02:15His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:19He's so hot.
00:02:21Does he come with the money?
00:02:22Yes.
00:02:23He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:24Money, fame, power.
00:02:26It's all yours.
00:02:32Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:34Yes.
00:02:34Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:37Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:40Grandma!
00:02:41I'm dying!
00:02:43Save me, Trixie!
00:02:44Grandma?
00:02:46Grandma.
00:02:47When are you getting married?
00:02:48I'm already a hundred years old.
00:02:50I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:02:52And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:02:58Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:04We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:06I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:09No!
00:03:17Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:18Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:20Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:21Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:24Grant me a wish?
00:03:25That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:26The downfall of humanity.
00:03:28It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:30What?
00:03:31Oh, jeez.
00:03:32This has given me a migraine.
00:03:34Are you telling me to pray to God?
00:03:35Because we've been doing that.
00:03:37I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:40Okay.
00:03:41Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:03:44Can you do that?
00:03:45I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:03:49Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:03:51Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:03:55Hold still.
00:04:02My migraine's gone.
00:04:04Okay, then let's go.
00:04:05If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:07Come on.
00:04:08Come on.
00:04:09Oh!
00:04:21How is he?
00:04:22What is the diagnosis?
00:04:24Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:26I'm sorry.
00:04:27I don't know what this is.
00:04:28Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:30You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:31Don't worry, General.
00:04:33I'm the angel herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:04:37I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:04:56I have no clue what this is.
00:05:00Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:05That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:06Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:08I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:20He's not budging.
00:05:20There's no movement.
00:05:21Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this
00:05:26is.
00:05:28Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:05:30They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:05:33If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:05:38Who?
00:05:41The goddess of healing.
00:05:45Wait a second.
00:05:46You're not talking about the legendary goddess, you.
00:05:48That's correct.
00:05:49Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:05:54That's her motto.
00:05:55It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:05:58We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:00She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:03No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:04If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I
00:06:09go bankrupt, I will find her.
00:06:12James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:16Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:21There's no need.
00:06:34I'll save your son.
00:06:36Who the hell is she?
00:06:37Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:06:39She's going to save your brother?
00:06:41Don't be ridiculous.
00:06:42How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:06:46Exactly.
00:06:47God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:06:49She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:06:52Ew!
00:06:53She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:06:56I bet it has fleas.
00:06:57That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:01Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:07Don't touch him.
00:07:10They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've
00:07:14failed.
00:07:15So step aside.
00:07:17I'll take it from here.
00:07:18Could you hold this?
00:07:19Oh, you're not going to touch my son.
00:07:22I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:07:26I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:07:29I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough
00:07:33cash.
00:07:34Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
00:07:38A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:07:43Ew!
00:07:44Disgusting.
00:07:45Go back to being a prostitute.
00:07:47Security!
00:07:48Security!
00:07:48Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:07:51Let's go.
00:07:52If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:07:58Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and no avail.
00:08:03Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:05You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:08All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:10But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall!
00:08:15Is that any way to ask for help?
00:08:19You'd be blessed to have me.
00:08:21And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:08:23But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:08:28Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:08:30No, Miss Trixie.
00:08:32My brother is a hero to me.
00:08:33I can't lose him.
00:08:36Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:08:41My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:08:45Also, he's great with puppies.
00:08:46He'd make a great husband.
00:08:49Who says I want to marry him?
00:08:51As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:08:57Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:00I mean, look at her.
00:09:01Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:06Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger for such trivial matters.
00:09:10Continue wasting your time.
00:09:11But I'm saving this patient.
00:09:22Oh, okay.
00:09:25What's happening?
00:09:26What are we doing?
00:09:36Oh!
00:09:37What the hell are you doing?
00:09:39I knew she was a perv!
00:09:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:09:43Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:09:47Are you insane?
00:09:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:09:51He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:09:58Yeah, right.
00:09:59I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:10:02Oh, okay.
00:10:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:10:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:10:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:10:16This is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:10:25So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:10:31Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:10:35I agree.
00:10:36I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:10:42years?
00:10:42We are all certified.
00:10:44But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:10:47She's right about everything.
00:10:50Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:10:55And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:10:58Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:00Oh.
00:11:00And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:11:02Because I just discovered it.
00:11:04This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:11:08The chances are a billion to one.
00:11:10A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:11:12But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:11:16What a bunch of baloney.
00:11:18I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:11:22Precisely.
00:11:23You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:11:25You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:11:30I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:11:33Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:11:36And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:11:40which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:11:44Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:11:46Oh, yeah.
00:11:47If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:11:51I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:11:53Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:11:57What is that supposed to mean?
00:11:58It means you're being schooled by me.
00:12:00And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:12:04Then let's have a bet.
00:12:06If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:12:10And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:12:16These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:12:20You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:12:23Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:12:26There's too many lives at stake.
00:12:30Don't worry.
00:12:31I got this.
00:12:34It's a deal.
00:12:35I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:12:38No one is dying on my watch.
00:12:44Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:12:51Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:12:54Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:13:05I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:13:08I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:13:11I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:13:15Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:13:18Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:13:19What for?
00:13:20Don't listen to her.
00:13:21She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:13:26Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:13:29Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:13:33you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:13:36What?
00:13:37Did you just call me?
00:13:40There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:13:44Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:13:48Now stop getting in my way,
00:13:50or I promise you,
00:13:51you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:13:53Oh yeah?
00:13:54Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:13:55Where's the dog?
00:13:56Well, put down the dog!
00:13:58With pleasure.
00:14:13Left, leave the wrong breath.
00:14:18You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:14:23She's been poisoned!
00:14:25It was her!
00:14:27Do you see any poison on me?
00:14:29Medicine in the right hands can save lives,
00:14:31but in the wrong hands,
00:14:32it becomes nothing but poison.
00:14:34This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:14:37Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:14:39Of course.
00:14:40I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:14:43If I want to save someone,
00:14:45even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:15:01Why is she spitting blood?
00:15:03This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:15:04I thought you said
00:15:05even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way,
00:15:07angel herbalist.
00:15:08This is what I call
00:15:10malpractice.
00:15:12This isn't fatal.
00:15:13She'll live.
00:15:14But she deserves a little punishment.
00:15:16Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:15:18Jacuzzi is ready?
00:15:19Right this way.
00:15:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:22What the hell is going on?
00:15:23You say you want your son to live on
00:15:24to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:15:27Then stop getting in my way.
00:15:28Every second counts.
00:15:31Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:15:35General Armstrong,
00:15:37your family is the richest
00:15:38and most powerful in the nation.
00:15:40Are you really going to let
00:15:42this hobo slut touch your son?
00:15:44Hold on.
00:15:45You two are going in there alone?
00:15:47If you don't want these drooling vultures
00:15:49to see your son naked,
00:15:51then sure, invite everyone in.
00:15:53All right.
00:15:54But I warn you,
00:15:56no funny business.
00:16:15I don't want these drooling vultures.
00:16:20I don't want these drooling vultures.
00:16:20I don't want these drooling vultures.
00:16:20I don't want these drooling vultures.
00:16:21I don't want these drooling vultures.
00:16:22I don't want these drooling vultures.
00:16:22I don't want these drooling vultures.
00:16:23I don't want these drooling vultures.
00:16:24I don't want these drooling vultures.
00:16:25I don't want these drooling vultures.
00:16:26I don't want these drooling vultures.
00:16:30I don't want these drooling vultures.
00:16:32I don't want these drooling vultures.
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00:18:31James, get the SWAT team
00:18:33Yes, sir
00:18:36You regain consciousness
00:18:47Help me, I just want to...
00:18:53Something's wrong
00:18:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:18:58Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:19:03That's one more thing I'm saving you from
00:19:12Sir, the SWAT team is here
00:19:15Captain Morales
00:19:17My son is trapped behind there
00:19:19With a devious man-eating witch
00:19:21I need you to do whatever you can
00:19:23To tear down that door
00:19:24Rest assured, General Armstrong
00:19:26We'll break down that door
00:19:27And bury that bitch alive
00:19:33Right
00:19:34Rewrites the wrong
00:19:38Human
00:19:42Who the fuck are you?
00:19:43And why the hell are we naked?
00:19:46Good, you're awake
00:19:47I'm saving you
00:19:49Saving me?
00:19:50By bathing with me?
00:19:52You are, you're fucking spy?
00:19:55Talk
00:19:55I swear to God
00:19:56I'll have you arrested for this
00:19:59You are the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper
00:20:03I will never
00:20:04Oh, really?
00:20:17Look who's guilty now
00:20:20Look, I don't know what the fuck this is
00:20:22Alright, but it is a biological fact
00:20:24A man is attracted to a naked woman
00:20:28And her breasts
00:20:29Science, okay
00:20:30It just means that my body
00:20:31Oh, shut up
00:20:32Is physically
00:20:35You're distracted me
00:20:36With your friend
00:20:37And I'm a professional
00:20:38I hear Lysander's voice
00:20:40Captain, do something now
00:20:41Ready
00:20:47We're almost there
00:20:49Aim
00:20:51Get him, boys
00:20:52Get him
00:20:54Fire
00:20:57Fire
00:21:11Those damas hills
00:21:12How is this possible?
00:21:14It's not even a scratch
00:21:15I told you this is dark magic
00:21:17Of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:21:20No
00:21:20I believe Miss Trixie is a good person
00:21:23She's not the dark witch
00:21:24Young Master Armstrong
00:21:26You are too easily fooled
00:21:28This homeless psycho
00:21:29Doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:21:31How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:21:33That's right
00:21:34The Queen, Angel, and I
00:21:35Are already the top female doctors in the world
00:21:38If we can't save him
00:21:39No one can
00:21:40Except for the goddess healer
00:21:42Think about it
00:21:42We heard Lysander's voice
00:21:44He's been in a coma for two years
00:21:46Miss Trixie must have woken him up
00:21:47You're right
00:21:47This homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:21:53Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:21:55No, no
00:21:57Absolutely not
00:21:58There is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:22:01How could you know for sure?
00:22:02Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie
00:22:05You're wrong, sir
00:22:06This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander
00:22:11It's called borderline revival
00:22:12She uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:22:15But only temporarily
00:22:17It's a trick
00:22:18To pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:22:21That means my son is in tremendous pain
00:22:24I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can
00:22:26To kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:22:29My son doesn't deserve this
00:22:31He is dying right now
00:22:32Naked in a jacuzzi
00:22:34With a smelly vagrant
00:22:35Then it looks like it's up to me
00:22:37The witch doctor
00:22:38Only I know the right techniques to take her down
00:22:42My son's life is in your hands
00:22:44You heal him
00:22:45I will give you whatever your heart desires
00:22:48I don't know who you are
00:22:50But there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:22:56This is it
00:22:57The finishing touch
00:22:59I must now give you the kiss of life
00:23:01So we can both survive
00:23:19It's poison gas
00:23:22Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander
00:23:26Poison gas?
00:23:27My son is in there
00:23:29You're jeopardizing his life as well
00:23:30No, don't worry, General
00:23:32Gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:23:34Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy
00:23:37Then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:23:40And then he can marry one of us
00:23:42They really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:23:47I made a promise to you that I'd save you
00:23:50But it's now or never
00:24:02What the hell are they doing in there?
00:24:04It's been over ten minutes
00:24:06Wait a second
00:24:07You don't think that they're
00:24:09You, you suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there
00:24:12Don't point your fingers at me
00:24:13If your brother's dead
00:24:15It's because of that homeless gold digger
00:24:17Oh my god
00:24:17Yeah, she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:24:20I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:24:23Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:24:25If you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:24:27This is taking way too long
00:24:30Captain Morales, it's time to get out
00:24:32The big guns
00:24:33These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:24:37She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:24:40Crap, oh my god
00:24:41Get back, son
00:24:43Ready
00:24:45Aim
00:24:45Oh, shit
00:24:50Quit your whining and stand down
00:25:03The parasite's been extracted
00:25:04Shoot her dead now
00:25:05Do I need to fix your hearing, too?
00:25:08I said stand down
00:25:10Don't listen to her
00:25:11She's a fraud
00:25:12A termite to the field of medicine
00:25:14I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:25:18If I'm a termite, then
00:25:20You're worse than a disease-spreading tick
00:25:22Wait a second
00:25:23Are you saying you cured my son?
00:25:25He'll wake in just a moment
00:25:26You can see for yourself
00:25:28Well, now you're just asking to be exposed
00:25:30That is it
00:25:31No more stalling, General
00:25:33If you won't punish her, I will
00:25:38Don't hurt her
00:25:44He's a killer
00:25:50His pulse is regular
00:25:51In fact, it's never been better
00:25:56There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease
00:26:06Miss Trixie did it, Dad
00:26:08Lysander's warm again
00:26:09He's not cold and pale like before
00:26:10And his heart is strong
00:26:12Come, feel it
00:26:15I saved my son
00:26:16Thank you
00:26:17Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:26:20Your son would have otherwise died
00:26:22By their greedy and unskilled hands
00:26:24I've learned my lesson
00:26:26I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:26:30Wait, wait, no, no
00:26:31There is only one person in the world
00:26:34Who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:26:36Than the queen, angel, and I
00:26:39The goddess healer
00:26:44Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:26:46But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:26:50And you don't look a day after 20
00:26:53It doesn't matter who I am
00:26:55What matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:26:57Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:27:00Take care
00:27:01No, wait
00:27:03Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:27:05He's right
00:27:07We are men of our words
00:27:08And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:27:12And you did just that
00:27:13Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead
00:27:16Oh, I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry, I...
00:27:22I'm already engaged
00:27:25Already engaged?
00:27:26I am
00:27:27I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:27:31And he's coming back today
00:27:32But don't be disappointed
00:27:34Really, I'm no one special
00:27:36I just got lucky with your brother
00:27:38Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:27:41But you're still Lysander's savior
00:27:43Please, let me give you what I promised
00:27:45Take the gold
00:27:46No, really
00:27:48I don't need anything
00:27:50I just believe in doing good in the world
00:27:55Trixie, it's your fiancé
00:27:56He's back
00:27:57And he says he's breaking up with you
00:28:01I must go
00:28:08Hobo close
00:28:09Halo glow
00:28:10I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie
00:28:13It was just dumb luck
00:28:15She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:28:18She could have been the richest woman in the world
00:28:20Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around
00:28:26I'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:28:31Oh my god
00:28:32I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo
00:28:35But this is godly
00:28:38No, no, no, no, Lysander
00:28:41Lysander's office job is supposed to be mine
00:28:44I'd so much rather share him with you
00:28:46Than let that panty-like ugly bitch have him
00:28:48You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:28:51Take these two weirdos out of here
00:28:53And revoke their licenses
00:28:54No, we're not brides
00:28:56No, she's just better than us
00:28:59Oh my god
00:29:02We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:29:05She's no average Jane
00:29:06No, she isn't
00:29:07She said it was just dumb luck
00:29:09But if she truly had these special skills
00:29:12Why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:29:13And had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:29:15But think about the impenetrable walls
00:29:16No normal person could have done that
00:29:18Goddess or not
00:29:20Homeless or not, I don't care
00:29:21I have never met a woman like that
00:29:23I have to find her
00:29:24I have to make her my life
00:29:25She won my heart over, too
00:29:27But if my bestest big bro wants her
00:29:29I'll help you find her
00:29:30Alright, listen
00:29:31I need help
00:29:32I need three wedding gifts
00:29:38I'm dumping Trixie
00:29:39So I want you
00:29:40Your granddaughters
00:29:41Filthy things
00:29:43Out of my house
00:29:45Now
00:29:45Trixie paid for this house
00:29:47She waited for you
00:29:48For three years
00:29:50She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:29:52And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:29:54One with some serious
00:29:54Fuck you money
00:29:56So get lost
00:29:58Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:30:06Grandma
00:30:07Beatrice
00:30:08Trixie
00:30:09Amore
00:30:10I've been dying to throw this in your face
00:30:12I'm dumping you
00:30:13For your best friend
00:30:14Marissa
00:30:16In fact
00:30:17The wedding's tomorrow
00:30:18So sign over the house
00:30:20Now
00:30:25You gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:30:28And I did
00:30:29For three years while you were deployed
00:30:31Yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:30:34And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:30:37Do you have no shame?
00:30:38We were together for three years
00:30:39And it was a complete waste of my life
00:30:42When I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa
00:30:49That's how much she would owe me
00:30:50If I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business
00:30:54I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:30:56Of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:31:02Oh yeah?
00:31:03Well Marissa
00:31:05Is so much better than you
00:31:06She grew up even poorer than you
00:31:09And now
00:31:10She's the CEO
00:31:11Of an entire
00:31:12Corporation
00:31:16And you
00:31:18You're still nothing
00:31:20So you think she's an upgrade
00:31:21Of course she's an upgrade
00:31:23Look what she got me for my engagement
00:31:27Oops
00:31:28Yeah
00:31:29That's maybe worth one millionth
00:31:31The presidential contract I gave her
00:31:38You gave her the presidential contract?
00:31:40I certainly did
00:31:40In fact
00:31:42Marissa
00:31:42You and your dimwit brother
00:31:44Only have everything you have
00:31:46All thanks to me
00:31:49What?
00:31:52I think she's losing it bro
00:31:53That break-up must have hit her hard
00:31:55You two are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:31:59My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:32:05How dare you insult her?
00:32:08It's okay grandma
00:32:09Let's not stoop to that level
00:32:12Poor Edna
00:32:12She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:32:15What is he talking about, you see?
00:32:17Show her, Bob
00:32:23This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:32:26She didn't purchase this house on her own
00:32:28She was begging on the street for money
00:32:31I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you
00:32:34Even if you got no game
00:32:35I got street cred I got out of keep
00:32:37You dig?
00:32:38The word you're looking for is dignity
00:32:40And you're one to speak
00:32:42Cheater
00:32:44Is this true, Trixie?
00:32:48I've been broadening my horizons, grandma
00:32:50I want to see how regular everyday people live
00:32:53So that I can help them
00:32:55Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:32:59What is that supposed to mean?
00:33:00It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:33:03Is actually a downgrade
00:33:08Enough bullshitting already
00:33:09Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:33:23At your wedding I will
00:33:26Whaaaaat?
00:33:27If you won't do good by me of breaking things off
00:33:29Before two-timing you with my best friend
00:33:31Why should I do good by you?
00:33:33I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding
00:33:35As my charity to you
00:33:38Fucking bitch!
00:33:39You better keep your word
00:33:40Oh, that's rich
00:33:42After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again
00:33:45Do you remember that?
00:33:53Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now
00:33:55They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:33:59Grandma, I have to confess something to you
00:34:02I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:34:05Trillions?
00:34:07That would make you the richest person on the planet
00:34:11It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius
00:34:15The god of healing
00:34:16I saved several world leaders with these hands
00:34:20That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract
00:34:22And become the goddess healer
00:34:24It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:34:28But please, Trixie dear
00:34:30I know it must have broken your heart
00:34:32But embellishing your worth and who you are
00:34:36It will only delay the healing process
00:34:38You don't have to believe me just yet
00:34:40After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:34:45I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need
00:34:48And that's why I'm taking everything back from Butch
00:34:51And I'm giving it back to Charity
00:34:52You've always had an angel's heart
00:34:55I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:34:58Who actually deserves you
00:35:00You will see tomorrow, Grandma
00:35:04Oh, yeah
00:35:09You said Trixie's crushing your wedding?
00:35:11She was bullying us too, Sasa
00:35:13She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:35:16I hope when nobody steps on Snake
00:35:19Snake bites back hard
00:35:21So let her come and embarrass herself
00:35:24You mean
00:35:27We broadcast
00:35:28That video of me?
00:35:32Yes
00:35:32Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:35:35She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:35:37And the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:35:39Against my presidential glow up
00:35:41Let's turn this party into her funeral
00:35:49There he is
00:35:52Welcome home, brother
00:35:54Welcome home, General
00:35:57Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie
00:36:00This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner
00:36:02He served with your regiment in the Marines
00:36:04You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:36:06Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family
00:36:08While he's been deployed overseas, sir
00:36:10So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:36:13Fucking coward
00:36:14According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:36:16Then we should join her
00:36:18Men
00:36:19I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:36:21And her incredible power
00:36:23That saved my life
00:36:24So she needs our support
00:36:25Will you join me in protecting her?
00:36:27Yes, sir
00:36:27We will not allow you to protect her, sir
00:36:30Then let's roll
00:36:45Welcome everyone to my wedding
00:36:46Today is a very special day for me and Butch
00:36:49Not only are we getting married
00:36:50But in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:36:53Allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:36:59Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:37:02Wakeham, Stowe, butch is taking my last name
00:37:04Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho
00:37:07You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department
00:37:10But this is a partay after all
00:37:12I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:37:18The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:37:23It's an honor
00:37:24And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:37:29We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:37:32We'll let the wedding begin
00:37:35Not so fast
00:37:36The party doesn't start until I say it does
00:37:58You two really are a match made in hell
00:38:01So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:38:04I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles
00:38:06Who is she?
00:38:07Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir
00:38:10Just watch
00:38:14Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:38:15This isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:38:17I bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:38:19You know, being this poor
00:38:22Me, bum a meal
00:38:23Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:38:27And what evidence do you have of that?
00:38:29Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:38:31I'm a millionaire CEO
00:38:33Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:38:37And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:38:40Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me
00:38:42She loves me
00:38:44See, everyone?
00:38:45Butch already cut ties with his ex
00:38:47But she's so shameless and desperate
00:38:49That she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me
00:38:52This is what poor sad girls do
00:38:55They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious
00:38:59Projecting much, Marissa?
00:39:00You might feel all high and mighty now
00:39:02But don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:39:04Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:39:11You giving me the contract?
00:39:14You have no skills, no education, no connection
00:39:17So how could you possibly have a pool
00:39:19To get the US fucking president
00:39:21To give me a billion dollar contract?
00:39:23Rebo share humble beginnings, Marissa
00:39:25And I saw potential in you
00:39:27Even trusted you as my best friend
00:39:29But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:39:32Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man
00:39:35This is what us rich girls do
00:39:37They steal her from lame spinsters for fun
00:39:40Damn right
00:39:41You were too embarrassing for me
00:39:44Sasa tramples you any day
00:39:46I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich
00:39:49Bravo
00:39:50Self-admission of a gold digger
00:39:51Quick, somebody put that on a memoir
00:39:53Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:39:55She'll make her sup
00:39:56Don't listen to her, everyone
00:39:57She's the gold-dicking, blood-sucking leech
00:40:00I don't even have to lift a finger
00:40:01And you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, Butch
00:40:06You may look and sound like a man
00:40:07But you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:40:09Okay, enough!
00:40:10You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:40:13Your moral posturing
00:40:14But guess what?
00:40:16Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves
00:40:19That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie
00:40:22Because I've got the material goods
00:40:24And you're just all empty talk
00:40:26I'm not here to request to be chosen
00:40:28Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:40:31See this?
00:40:39Oh my god
00:40:44Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:40:48The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:40:51No, absolutely not
00:40:52I don't believe it
00:40:54You all sound so scared already
00:40:55Don't worry
00:40:56This isn't that contract
00:40:59It's the lease to the modest home you tried to swindle from me
00:41:03I don't see everyone
00:41:05She's just trying to bluff us
00:41:06But you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:41:08Look at her following orders
00:41:09I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:41:12Like a good little, uh, peasant slave
00:41:15That house is where all her life savings
00:41:20You want to, uh, I don't know
00:41:21Beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:41:32You misunderstand me
00:41:34I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you
00:41:37I'm giving it to charity
00:41:44Bro
00:41:45She's gone cuckoo in the head
00:41:46She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:41:49She can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing baddie
00:41:51You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie
00:41:54It's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:41:55Uh, I-I know what this is
00:41:58You've gone delusional
00:41:59And you think you're Cinderella
00:42:00So you can just show up to a fancy party
00:42:02And some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:42:05Well, that's not happening
00:42:06Security!
00:42:07Lock the doors
00:42:08This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:42:13This is where your dreams will die, bitch
00:42:18We found Miss Trixie, Lysander
00:42:19She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress
00:42:21At the Wickham wedding right now
00:42:22Butch Tanner
00:42:23Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him
00:42:26Let's go
00:42:30You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:42:33I've saved plenty of people from much worse
00:42:36Including your head of command, Butch
00:42:38General Lysander Armstrong
00:42:40You mean the legendary war hero?
00:42:42He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:42:46You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech
00:42:49So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:42:55No one here is gonna believe you
00:42:56If you really cured the incurable general, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary
00:43:01And she's not
00:43:02You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie
00:43:05Show them, Butch
00:43:11See for yourselves, everyone
00:43:13Trixie's just a
00:43:14Freeloading beggar
00:43:18She won't leave me and Marissa alone
00:43:19Because we're rich as fuck now
00:43:21I'm a major in the Marines
00:43:23Sasa
00:43:24She has
00:43:25A billion dollar biomedical contract
00:43:27With the military
00:43:28Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch
00:43:33How despicable
00:43:34She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:43:38Get out of here
00:43:38No one wants to marry you
00:43:40No free meals for the poor
00:43:41Do you see this, Trixie?
00:43:44This is high society
00:43:45So you're either born on a silver spoon
00:43:47Or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:43:49Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here
00:43:52Maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:43:57I already have everything one can dream of
00:44:00But I valued our friendship, Marissa
00:44:01Which is why I came here to give you a second chance
00:44:03To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:44:06But no
00:44:08You stooped so low
00:44:09It disgusts me
00:44:11Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:44:15And who knows
00:44:16If you've already started offering sexual services
00:44:20Well then
00:44:21Why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:44:23My brother will never take you back
00:44:25No man will marry an embarrassed man like you
00:44:28But make me happy?
00:44:30And I might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:44:43How dare you hit my brother
00:44:44I'm never letting you leave here alive
00:44:47Boss, I had to do something
00:44:49Don't worry, my dear
00:44:50After I'm done with you, Trixie
00:44:52Not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:44:55Oh, is that so
00:44:58Security
00:45:00Get down on your knees
00:45:01And give Bob one hell of a blowjob
00:45:04In front of everybody here
00:45:05Or I'll pop so many holes in you
00:45:07The men here won't know which one to fuck
00:45:09I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:45:11Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before
00:45:14Could crush you
00:45:15Before you even touch me
00:45:16Dream on
00:45:18You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet
00:45:20But you weren't good enough for me
00:45:22You're definitely not good enough for him
00:45:24Enough
00:45:24You're souring my party
00:45:26So you either get the fuck out
00:45:29Or I'm gonna shoot you
00:45:31On the count of three
00:45:32I think I quite like it here
00:45:34Two
00:45:43Mmm
00:45:45This wine is so delicious
00:45:47One
00:45:48Shoot
00:45:51Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:46:09Who the hell is this?
00:46:14I'm sorry that I'm late
00:46:15Did they hurt you?
00:46:16No
00:46:17I'm fine
00:46:18But um
00:46:19When did I become your future wife?
00:46:23You saved me
00:46:24Trixie
00:46:24Remember?
00:46:25I'm a man of my word
00:46:27They're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:46:29Really?
00:46:29It was nothing
00:46:31I saved you because you're a good man
00:46:33Not because I want you to owe me any favors
00:46:40I see what this is
00:46:41You're the one who cheated on me Trixie
00:46:43Look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:46:45Don't try to pin this on her
00:46:46She waited for you for three years
00:46:48This is the kind of woman of virtue
00:46:49That a man would die for
00:46:52Virtue?
00:46:54Don't make me laugh
00:46:55She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:46:57No man who in a hundred foot pole
00:47:00Would want to touch her
00:47:01She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some
00:47:07I see her in the marines
00:47:10I'm a major
00:47:11You know
00:47:12Look man
00:47:12I know Trixie is like a
00:47:14I don't know
00:47:15Like a seven
00:47:16Now that she's all cleaned up
00:47:17But don't waste your manhood on a whiny
00:47:20Worthless woman like that
00:47:21Ow
00:47:23Ow
00:47:23Ow
00:47:24Ah
00:47:24Ah
00:47:26A real man
00:47:27Never talks about a woman in LA
00:47:30You're a coward
00:47:39We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:47:43You're very gracious Trixie
00:47:44You know that
00:47:47You're only getting off of it because she's so kind
00:47:49So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:47:51You understand?
00:47:52You want to fuck with me you little dipshit?
00:47:54I'm a fucking major
00:47:55You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:47:58I'll destroy you
00:47:59Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:48:02I thought you were in the marines
00:48:03What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:48:08He was just a supply boy
00:48:11War hero?
00:48:13Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:48:15Poor girl
00:48:16Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:48:20A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:48:22Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:48:27With a bum girl and a pimp
00:48:30What a pair
00:48:32Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:48:35We should try to pay some off some more, don't you think?
00:48:39Bring in the wedding gifts
00:48:47What is all this?
00:48:48Trixie, listen
00:48:49I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:48:53But I know that we shared a moment
00:48:57I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:49:00It's not in my nature
00:49:03I'm like somebody else here
00:49:05Listen, Trixie
00:49:06I have never met a woman like you
00:49:11So incredible and kind and beautiful
00:49:14I know that you're the one for me
00:49:18This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor
00:49:22Oscar worthy
00:49:23Oscar worthy
00:49:24No
00:49:25First gift
00:49:31Trixie, I know that you just lost your home
00:49:33So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:49:36Worth five hundred million dollars
00:49:38Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston
00:49:42Second gift
00:49:45This contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:49:48Which is now yours
00:49:50Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:49:52It must be nice
00:49:54They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:49:56They've got nothing left
00:49:57Why, Sander
00:49:58I really don't care for any of it
00:50:00No, look
00:50:00I know
00:50:02I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:50:04Okay
00:50:05Which is exactly why
00:50:06Well, my third gift
00:50:08Is, um
00:50:10Well
00:50:24Cleo, hey
00:50:26Oh my god
00:50:28You found my dog
00:50:33Trixie, I'm just a man
00:50:34But with you, it's so much more
00:50:36Trixie Amore
00:50:40Will you marry me?
00:50:44You know I can't say no to this doggo
00:50:49Yes
00:50:49I will marry you
00:51:05Go go power couple
00:51:07Woo
00:51:08Okay, stop
00:51:09The only power couple here is Butch and I
00:51:13Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:51:17No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:51:22Hey
00:51:23I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:51:24But I'm making this woman my wife
00:51:26Which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth
00:51:31Understand
00:51:35You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:51:39This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:51:49As if
00:51:50Like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:51:55Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market
00:51:58Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:52:03I bet my life you're all just
00:52:06Actors
00:52:06Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:52:08Come on, Lysander
00:52:09What are we waiting for?
00:52:10Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:52:11What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:52:13The elites
00:52:14Infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:52:17She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:52:20Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum
00:52:23She's utterly unmarriable
00:52:28I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:52:31I'd handle them myself, but
00:52:35I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:52:37Go ahead, Lysander
00:52:44Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:52:46Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:52:50Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:52:52Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:53:00Uh, hello?
00:53:02Yes
00:53:03What?
00:53:09I'm bankrupt
00:53:18Hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Saussu?
00:53:21That was a real call?
00:53:22People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:53:24My company's dead
00:53:25It evaporated
00:53:27It's in thin air
00:53:31That's impossible
00:53:32Who are you?
00:53:34What did you do?
00:53:35Secretary Cho
00:53:36You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:53:38And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:53:41Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:53:45Then that means
00:53:48You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:53:50The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:53:53Trixie's married
00:53:54The famed war hero
00:53:56The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:54:00Now you believe me
00:54:02Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:54:05There's got to be some trick to this
00:54:07You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:54:09It's awesome
00:54:17I know why you're all over Trixie
00:54:20Because you've been in the military for so long
00:54:21You don't know what a real woman can do for you
00:54:24Let me take you to my wedding chamber
00:54:26And I'll show you a good time
00:54:29Please rub your hands for me
00:54:30Or I'll have them removed from you
00:54:32I would never be interested in a woman
00:54:38Who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
00:54:41Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
00:54:46Sasa was just trying to save the company
00:54:48I don't blame her at all
00:54:49Your double standards are incredible
00:54:51Okay, you don't want me?
00:54:53Fine
00:54:53But there's plenty of other efficiency
00:54:55I can give you a room full of pageant winners
00:54:5718 years old
00:54:59Fresh for the taking
00:55:06I did that so you wouldn't have to
00:55:08Miss Trixie
00:55:09Thank you, Devin
00:55:11Marissa
00:55:12Not only have you backstabbed me
00:55:14Your best friend
00:55:15By stealing my fiance
00:55:17But now you'd sell out other innocent girls
00:55:19Just to get your company back?
00:55:21You're an insult to all good women out there
00:55:23No, to all of humanity
00:55:24So now
00:55:25Everything that I've ever given you to
00:55:27I'm taking it all back
00:55:31Wait
00:55:31Everyone
00:55:32Stop
00:55:35They're impostors
00:55:39I just got off the phone with the president
00:55:41And she said your contract is not getting cancelled
00:55:43Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
00:55:46So we won't go bankrupt?
00:55:48The goddess healer?
00:55:49You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
00:55:52Approved of my biomedical products?
00:55:55Yes
00:55:55That's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
00:55:58The goddess healer's motto is
00:56:00The right rewrites the wrong
00:56:02The left leave the wrong
00:56:03Bereft
00:56:05That means she's rewarding me
00:56:06The president would never let your company go bankrupt
00:56:09In fact, she's on her way now
00:56:13So you're telling me
00:56:14This dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
00:56:17Isn't Lysander Armstrong?
00:56:19Who the fuck cares who he is?
00:56:20If the president and the goddess healer
00:56:22Approves of my products
00:56:23Who cares about this washed up war hero?
00:56:25We can break his legs, break his arms
00:56:27No one would even bat an eye
00:56:28She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
00:56:32FBI
00:56:33FBI
00:56:35You're under arrest for fraudulent claims
00:56:37And identity theft
00:56:39Gotcha
00:56:44Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
00:56:46No, don't arrest her
00:56:48Trixie's a good person
00:56:50Please, officer, don't arrest her
00:56:52Grandma
00:56:52Mr. Rogers
00:56:54Mrs. Williams
00:56:54What are you all doing here?
00:56:56The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
00:56:58We were worried
00:56:59So we came here to back you up
00:57:01Listen, officer
00:57:02I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
00:57:05She's very kind-hearted
00:57:07And would never break the law
00:57:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
00:57:11Trixie gave her everything she had
00:57:13Just to help her out
00:57:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
00:57:17My fiance really is an incredible woman
00:57:20She's an angel
00:57:21Descended from heaven
00:57:26You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:30My brother is not a criminal
00:57:32He's a war hero
00:57:33Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:57:36Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
00:57:39And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
00:57:42General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
00:57:46And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
00:57:47So this must be an impulsion
00:57:50I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
00:57:53I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
00:57:59If you want to arrest me, fine
00:58:02But don't fuck with my fiance
00:58:03You don't get to decide, punk
00:58:05Let's go
00:58:25Get him
00:58:27If you can
00:58:28If you can
00:59:14Is that enough pain?
00:59:16Or do you want more?
00:59:24Legend is written all over you, Lysander
00:59:28Grandma
00:59:30Meet my new fiance
00:59:33Wow, your new fiance
00:59:35He's so manly
00:59:37Much better than your last one
00:59:39I always knew you'd find someone better
00:59:41It's Butch's loss
00:59:43Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa
00:59:45She's like a shining star in the sky
00:59:48And Marissa's like a roach in the sewers
00:59:50Bitch, we name calling now?
00:59:52I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
00:59:55Drown out the poor
00:59:56Drown out the poor
00:59:57Drown out the poor
00:59:59Drown out the poor
01:00:00Drown out the poor
01:00:02Drown out the poor
01:00:02Drown out the poor
01:00:03Drown out the poor
01:00:03See Trixie?
01:00:04You've got no connections
01:00:05No power
01:00:06You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:00:09We're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:00:12So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them
01:00:16Let them eat cake
01:00:17You can't shoot all of them
01:00:27Grab what you can, fam
01:00:28Attack
01:00:45You will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:00:53What the fuck was that?
01:00:54I don't care what the fuck it was
01:00:55I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:01:04Damn it!
01:01:05Damn it!
01:01:06Damn it!
01:01:08You forgot I had a gun too
01:01:10That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams
01:01:12Take Ms. Trixie and her family and get out of here
01:01:14We're cornered
01:01:15I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:01:17Devin, you and your brother are both good men
01:01:20I will not let your injury be in vain
01:01:22They will be punished
01:01:26Now hold still for me
01:01:29Right
01:01:30Rewrides the world
01:01:39Rewrides the world
01:01:40Holy fuck!
01:01:42Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:01:44By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:01:45Is she the goddess healer?
01:01:50I'm all better now
01:01:51Thank you, Ms. Trixie
01:01:53See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:01:56No, please
01:01:57I am just an ordinary girl
01:01:59Don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:02:00Sure
01:02:02You hear that?
01:02:03She's just some average homeless girl on the streets
01:02:06She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:02:08While I do not care for glory
01:02:10I do believe in justice
01:02:12Marissa and Butch
01:02:13Not only have you betrayed me
01:02:15But now you've hurt the innocent too
01:02:17I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:02:19And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:02:22God?
01:02:23Wrong
01:02:24But you're close
01:02:26Bullshit
01:02:26I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail boarding low lives
01:02:31You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:02:33Then let's see you try
01:02:34Charge!
01:02:43The hell is this?
01:02:45This is the line between life and death
01:02:48Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:02:51I'll admit it looks pretty good, but uh
01:02:53I'll die probably
01:02:54That's magic
01:02:56You're not the grim reaper
01:02:57What if it's a trap?
01:02:58That woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:03:00We ain't afraid of her
01:03:01She's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:03:04Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:03:07I will
01:03:10Left
01:03:11Leaves the wrong draft
01:03:18I'm fine
01:03:19Nothing happened
01:03:20You'll see soon enough
01:03:22Oh please
01:03:23I really wanna die
01:03:24And you call this the line between life and death?
01:03:27I knew we were just making that shit up
01:03:28Whoops
01:03:29Just crossed it again
01:03:31Whoops
01:03:31And again
01:03:32Nothing's happened to you
01:03:35Stop!
01:03:35Stop!
01:03:36Stop!
01:03:37Stop!
01:03:39Stop!
01:03:40Stop!
01:03:44No!
01:03:44No!
01:03:46Hey
01:03:47What did you do to my brother?
01:03:48I didn't do anything
01:03:49Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning
01:03:52I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:03:54If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:03:57Come on
01:03:59Major
01:03:59Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:04:01How was he able to cross the line?
01:04:03See?
01:04:03This must be an illusion
01:04:07Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:04:09Will somebody take my brother to the hospital please?
01:04:18You're so sore I wouldn't marry you
01:04:20You'd go and hurt my brother
01:04:21Oh please
01:04:21You hurt us first
01:04:23At first I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:04:26But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:04:30Marissa
01:04:31Thanks for taking this little life from me
01:04:35You blame yourself for being worthless
01:04:37You think anyone would wanna marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:04:42When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:04:47Don't touch my wife
01:04:50And instead
01:04:51Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband
01:04:55You can daydream all you want now Trixie
01:04:57But when the presidential contract arrives
01:04:59It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:05:01That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:05:02And I'm the queen of everything
01:05:04Oh really?
01:05:05Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want
01:05:08You've got nothing on me
01:05:13Yes
01:05:14Tell the president to get here immediately
01:05:20Goddess
01:05:20Madam President
01:05:22I require your assistance
01:05:24Yes, we'll be there immediately
01:05:28Get the VP
01:05:29We're leaving now
01:05:33Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:05:36God, I knew you were cheap but I didn't know you were crazy too
01:05:39I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa
01:05:42You're pathetic, Trixie
01:05:43A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming
01:05:47Miss Wickham is correct
01:05:48I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:05:50Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line
01:05:53You hear that, everyone?
01:05:55There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself
01:06:00She's just a desperate phony
01:06:02Who doesn't get enough male attention
01:06:03So she's come here to play up her importance
01:06:05No, my granddaughter would never do that
01:06:08Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:06:11Only the goddess healer can do that
01:06:13Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:06:20Oh, first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong
01:06:26And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:06:31Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:06:34I never realized how delusional they were
01:06:37You can only dream of what you can never have
01:06:39While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:06:42Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:06:44But you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:06:46It ain't working
01:06:47You can't just fake the
01:06:51Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary
01:06:54It's like real magic
01:06:56Trixie, you're an angel
01:06:57But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:07:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:07:03Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:07:07No
01:07:08Trixie, look
01:07:10I believe you
01:07:11You saved me
01:07:13Whether you're a goddess or not
01:07:14You did that
01:07:16No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me
01:07:19We'll riot against you now
01:07:21Tear her apart!
01:07:22Tear her apart!
01:07:24Tear her apart!
01:07:25Tear her apart!
01:07:27Tear her apart!
01:07:27Tear her apart!
01:07:28Tear her apart!
01:07:28The Vice President arrives!
01:07:43Who dare cause ruckus in here!
01:07:48Your General Lysander Armstrong
01:07:51Wait, what?
01:07:53He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:07:55No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:07:58Right, Secretary Cho?
01:08:00This actor Trixie Hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:08:05But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:08:09Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:08:11What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:08:17And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:08:19The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:08:22And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:08:26He is the general, but he's in trouble now.
01:08:30Did you hear that?
01:08:31Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:08:36So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:08:38We got the VP and the president.
01:08:40On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:08:45I told you.
01:08:46Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason.
01:08:48Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:08:56Hurry!
01:08:57The goddess healer needs us.
01:09:00You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:09:03My brother is a war hero.
01:09:04He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:09:07He was in a coma for two years.
01:09:08If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:09:10Enough!
01:09:10You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:09:14Not just your brother.
01:09:16No.
01:09:17It's okay.
01:09:19Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:09:21I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:09:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:09:28I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:09:33I truly saved a good man.
01:09:39I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:09:43And what can you do about it?
01:09:44Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:09:46My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:09:51Let's try it out on them.
01:09:54Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:09:55There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:09:57Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:09:59Despicable.
01:10:00What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:10:05Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:10:09Did you hear that, boys?
01:10:13Oh.
01:10:21Shit!
01:10:22Wait, that's the president.
01:10:35No!
01:10:35Hey, idiots!
01:10:36Oh, my God.
01:10:43Oh, my gosh.
01:10:44I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:10:46That was...
01:10:47They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:10:50What is this?
01:10:52Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:10:55This is a war crime.
01:10:56These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:10:59You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:11:00I can shoot whoever I want.
01:11:02I have the presidential contract.
01:11:02With great power comes great responsibility.
01:11:05And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:11:09What are you doing?
01:11:10Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:11:13That is easy.
01:11:14There's no need.
01:11:16I'll save everyone.
01:11:29It's raining gold!
01:11:32What's happening?
01:11:34Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:11:35It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:11:39She...
01:11:39She is...
01:11:41She is a criminal.
01:11:43Don't worry, Madam President.
01:11:44We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:11:46I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:11:47Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:11:50What are you talking about?
01:11:52The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:12:04This contract?
01:12:05Yes!
01:12:06Thank you, first gentleman.
01:12:23My contract, you bitch!
01:12:26And that's not all.
01:12:38This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:12:40There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:12:43Don't you realize?
01:12:44Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:12:48You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:12:50Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:12:52And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:12:54So prepare yourself.
01:12:56Because I'm about to smite you.
01:12:59What are you going to do?
01:13:00The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:13:06You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:13:09Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:13:12So what's your final decision?
01:13:15I'll...
01:13:16She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:13:23I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:13:29Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:13:31You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:13:34You wish, you idiot!
01:13:37I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:13:42I don't understand.
01:13:44I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:13:49And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:13:54You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:13:58The one and only...
01:14:00And it's...
01:14:03Her.
01:14:04Her.
01:14:13What?
01:14:18Welcome, Goddess.
01:14:25Uh, we, uh...
01:14:29You really are the Goddess of Healing.
01:14:31Aren't you?
01:14:32How else did you think I saved you?
01:14:34Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:14:38I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:14:41Help those in need.
01:14:43And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:14:46No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:14:51She took her away just like that.
01:14:54That was her golden ticket.
01:14:56You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:14:58But after everything you've done, we're officially cutting ties with you both.
01:15:01No, please, I swear.
01:15:03I didn't know you were an excellent saint.
01:15:07It doesn't matter who she is.
01:15:09Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:15:11She's an amazing person.
01:15:12And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:15:15She's going to be my wife.
01:15:17Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:15:24I love you.
01:15:37All her gold.
01:15:38All her gold.
01:15:40All that could have been mine.
01:15:41This is all your fault.
01:15:43You seduced me.
01:15:46You were the one that came onto me, you himbo.
01:15:49Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:15:53I want to be rich again.
01:15:55I'll be your slave.
01:15:56Kiss the ground you walk on.
01:15:58You've had your chance to apologize.
01:16:00But it's too late now.
01:16:01All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:16:06You two should be locked up.
01:16:07And she shall.
01:16:09For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:16:14It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:16:16I never loved you.
01:16:17It's your fault.
01:16:18I was only with you for your money.
01:16:20You can't.
01:16:20You were rich.
01:16:22I'll see myself now.
01:16:24Rest assured, goddess.
01:16:26We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:16:29My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:16:32I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:16:34That is why I saved you.
01:16:36With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:16:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:16:47Let's party!
01:16:48Wait, what if we just got married?
01:16:50Right now?
01:16:51Yes.
01:16:52Well.
01:16:53Woo!
01:16:55Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:17:00I do.
01:17:01I do.
01:17:02You may kiss the bride.
01:17:03I do.
01:17:05I do.
01:17:18I do.
01:17:32I do.
01:17:33I do.
01:17:38Vielen Dank.
01:18:08Vielen Dank.
01:18:38Vielen Dank.
01:19:08Vielen Dank.
01:19:38Vielen Dank.
01:20:08Vielen Dank.
01:20:38Vielen Dank.
01:21:08Vielen Dank.
01:21:38Vielen Dank.
01:22:03Vielen Dank.
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