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00:06No, Dad, no, okay. It needs to go up. More. More. Up more. Down a tiny bit. Perfect. Twin sister
00:15officially welcomed. Bam! What? Okay. Mom, snack update. Where's Liv's favorite dip?
00:23Oh, you mean this dip? You two are eating the dip? This is Wisconsin. You can't welcome people home without
00:31dip. You two are officially banned from the welcome home zone. Maddie, honey, if you're freaking out because your sister
00:38Liv is coming home, then we should talk. Mom, she's my twin, my built-in best friend. I'm not freaking
00:47out. Of course I'm freaking out.
00:51Starting tomorrow, I'm going to school with my celebrity sis. And we have the same face, yet she's the cute
00:59one.
01:00Hey, hey, guys. There's a bunch of people with cameras on our lawn. I'll miss you, paparazzi. When I walk
01:11through the store, I will be just another regular 15-year-old girl.
01:15I just finished the final season of my smash-tastic TV show. Singin' loud!
01:24It was one of those super realistic shows where kids suddenly break into song for no reason.
01:29And I loved Hollywood, and I was offered like a gazillion other shows and movies, but I missed my family,
01:36and it was time to come home.
01:46You stole my face! I had it first!
01:52Take notes. That's what it looks like when a girl is happy to see you.
01:59Thanks, Parker. And this is what it looks like inside my armpit.
02:09Oh, I was so worried you guys had grown up when I was away.
02:12Yeah, there's no chance of that happening.
02:14Uh, the people who gave you life are still waiting for their...
02:23Sorry about the camera-palooza. They're just here for my homecoming.
02:26Oh, who cares? All my babies are under one rope. Pull it in tighter. Family photo time.
02:32Okay, let me see if I can do this.
02:34Okay, okay.
02:34It wasn't me.
02:35That's the perfect thing.
02:36Let me get a face of it.
02:39Okay, okay.
02:40I'm learning.
02:41I'm learning.
02:42Okay.
02:43Hold on.
02:43Let me see.
02:45Mom, okay. Mom, okay. Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom.
02:48I got this.
02:51Okay, people, let's say Dazzle Fairy.
02:56Dazzle Fairy.
03:01Dazzle Fairy.
03:04Dazzle Fairy.
03:09Okay, returning fashionista.
03:11Which classes should I go with?
03:13Green?
03:13Purple.
03:19If I were you, I'd go with contacts and a little bit of mascara.
03:26How great is this?
03:28Liv and Maddie, back in the same room together.
03:31Oh, I got you a little welcome home gift.
03:34Ta-da!
03:37I am a little girl.
03:40Take a diva moment.
03:46Oh, yeah!
03:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:51Wow!
03:53We heard a note.
03:54Everything okay.
03:56Liv and Maddie are best friends.
03:58But being a twin can get intense.
04:01In sixth grade, there was an incident with a curling iron.
04:05In my defense, who sneaks up behind someone and tries to curl their hair?
04:12I have a huge scar.
04:14It's right here.
04:17Okay, well, it's here somewhere.
04:18I'm gonna find it.
04:19It's horrible.
04:21I am so glad you're home.
04:23There is something I have been dying to talk to you about.
04:27This is about a boy!
04:29How do you know that?
04:31When you get nervous, you still play with that charm bracelet that I gave you.
04:34Baby!
04:35That's the boy.
04:36Is he cute?
04:37Are you nosy and sparkly?
04:39But he is cute!
04:44Okay, well, his name is Diggy.
04:48He's the captain of the basketball team.
04:51And you know that competitive thing I get where I grind my opponents into submission?
04:57He has it, too.
05:00Wow!
05:01Blush much?
05:02Someone has a serious case of the Diggy.
05:06I do.
05:08This is so great to talk about.
05:12I'm actually kind of hoping he asks me to the dance this weekend.
05:15And he isn't exactly speaking of dance.
05:18I have a serious finale of singing loud.
05:22Do you want to see a beat?
05:25Yeah.
05:45Something that, that I got, I couldn't have.
05:49Cause I've traveled all this way.
05:51Something.
05:54I'll take it in, but don't look down.
05:58Someone's not going to be okay.
06:01I'm not going to be okay.
06:06Uh, Viv, this is great, but we were talking about Diggy, so...
06:11Oh, absolutely!
06:13But in my defense, you haven't even seen the best part!
06:42What did you think?
06:45think? I think you cut me off when I was talking about something really important to me. Liv,
06:53you're the first person I've even mentioned Dickie to. Well, Maddie, you're the first
06:57person I've shown this to. Except for everybody on the plane. They all thought it was amazing.
07:05You know what I think is amazing? I actually thought we were going to talk about me for once.
07:10Yes. We weren't listening. Neither was she. Oh, you know what? I'm just going to hold
07:31on to this curling iron for the next few years.
07:40Parker, what are you doing in the garage? Do mom and dad know you're awake? I doubt it.
07:45They're too focused on Liv and Maddie to notice anything we're doing. I spent all afternoon
07:50on the roof with a homemade catapult blasting joggers with buckets of mashed potatoes.
07:59You know what? You're right. They didn't say a word when I made beans. I didn't clean the pot.
08:07Yeah, the two of us are using our freedom a little differently.
08:12Hey, Liv, if we can get away with anything, we should team up for something big.
08:20You mean take the car and drive to Vegas?
08:25It's smaller.
08:29Let's put this TV in our room.
08:34Your mom and dad said that we can't have a TV in our room.
08:38Mom and dad who?
08:41What if our room wasn't our room?
08:45What if it was our bro cave?
08:49I love a bro cave. I love it.
08:53What's a bro cave?
08:54Get this crummy garage. In our bro cave, we would have everything we want and we'd never
09:01have to leave our room. Uh, TV, food, a hot tub with a high dive, an invisible zebra you're
09:10always talking to.
09:12I was four. Let it go!
09:14No. No parrots. No twins. Just you and me blasting mutant video game bunnies in our underwear.
09:26Close your eyes and let me take you there.
09:35Never gets old.
09:40Just be yours. Live moving home gonna be harder than we thought.
09:45It's not gonna be easy, but we'll make it work.
09:49We just have to have eyes in the back of our heads.
09:52Sure, there's four of them and we're outnumbered, but we are smarter than they are.
09:56Oh, yeah. Unlike the Johnsons next door.
10:00I'm pretty sure it was their jerk kid, Ernie, who hit me with a glob of mashed potatoes earlier.
10:13Boom! Boom! Boom! Send.
10:16You guys are so sweet. Thank you so much.
10:20I so wasn't expecting that.
10:24Okay, Mom and Dad, initiate turtle mode.
10:29Dad coaches my basketball team and Mom's a school psychologist.
10:33And, of course, Liv knew this when she was living in Hollywood.
10:37But knowing it and feeling the shame of them walking past you in the hall
10:43are two completely different things.
10:47Think we've embarrassed them enough?
10:49Not quite.
11:02I'm sorry about last night.
11:04I really wasn't trying to get you all grumped, stiltskin.
11:08Okay, you were just excited to show me a video.
11:11Well, I'm glad we're okay.
11:13Did you want to see it again?
11:15No.
11:18What's up, Rudy?
11:25What's up, Biggie?
11:29Oh, so this's Stiggy.
11:32Live and in person for your viewing pleasure.
11:37Oh, I want to be a sports announcer after I play pro ball, so I'm just practicing.
11:43With a four-routine.
11:46Then, how would you introduce me?
11:49If you're seeing double, do not adjust your screens.
11:52It's the incomparable, the unstoppable.
11:56If she were popcorn, she'd be poppable.
12:00Live Rooney.
12:05Um, approved.
12:09So, Rooney classic.
12:11What are you doing later?
12:14Um, stuff.
12:20Okay, got it.
12:23Well, peace out, Rooney's.
12:30Sup?
12:32Stuff?
12:34That's how you flirt?
12:36Liv, flirting's a game, okay?
12:39If Diggy knows I like him, I lose the advantage.
12:42And if I lose the advantage, I lose.
12:43And I don't lose!
12:45Bam!
12:45What?
12:47Okay, stop with all the sports nonsense and listen to me.
12:50If you want Diggy to ask you to that dance, you need major help.
12:54No, no, I do not need your help getting Diggy, okay?
12:58Do you hear me?
13:00Do not help.
13:03Seriously, have you ever heard such a clear cry for help?
13:08And the easiest way for me to help Maddie
13:13was to become Maddie.
13:30What's up, Joey?
13:34Me, Maddie.
13:39Not really, Maddie.
13:40It's Liz!
13:43What are you doing?
13:45Maddie and I got off on the wrong foot,
13:47so I'm gonna fix it in a way that only an actress like me can.
13:51I'm gonna land every date to the dance.
13:54I wish I had a twin that would help me land a date to the dance.
14:00I would call him Michael.
14:05Sup, Diggy.
14:08Sup, Rooney.
14:10Stuff.
14:12So, what do you say?
14:14You, me, dance, this weekend?
14:17Bam, what?
14:21Oh, wow.
14:22This is kind of awkward.
14:24Um, I just don't feel that way about you.
14:30So, sorry.
14:36Michael would have nailed that.
14:46Hey, there is some major twin drama about to go down.
14:52And it is the perfect opportunity to complete the brocade.
14:59Think big.
15:02Shock me.
15:04Maybe we should take a car and drive to Vegas.
15:08We are not driving to Vegas.
15:12Fine!
15:16Well, I do get a little thirsty eating all that popcorn.
15:23That little rat brain of yours is clicking.
15:30Brocade was complete.
15:33But it's a little trickier dragging a 200-pound fridge up the stairs than you might think.
15:38Here's a tip.
15:40Here's a tip.
15:41Take the milk out of the fridge before you start moving it.
15:46And the eggs.
15:49Hey, fellas.
15:50I need to talk to you.
15:53It has been an honor, soldier.
16:00Are you guys holding up okay?
16:05Your mother and I have been a little distracted with Liv and Maddie.
16:14Are you all right?
16:17You take care of those two troublemakers.
16:20Don't give us another thought.
16:26You're the best.
16:29Now lick all my hair in you, munch.
16:38Mom!
16:39I seriously need to talk to you about a major family situation.
16:43I have been waiting for this.
16:45Okay.
16:45Family meetings!
16:47Family meetings!
16:50I created family meetings to give everyone a forum to share their feelings.
16:57Which gets crazy boring.
16:59So, I added a shot clock.
17:02Ten seconds to say what needs to be said, then...
17:08Liv has something she wants to talk about.
17:11So go ahead, honey.
17:12We're listening.
17:18You know, I was really just going to have a private chat with Mom.
17:23But seeing as we're all here, let me just say...
17:28It is snap-tastic to be home with the fam.
17:32Missed you guys so much.
17:34So very, very, very, very, very, very...
17:42Much.
17:44Wait, honey, that's what you wanted to talk about?
17:46Well, it's sweet and all, but it is a gross misuse of the family meeting.
17:52Yeah.
17:53No, I know.
17:53I thought you were going to tell Maddie...
17:56That you talked to Diggy...
17:59That you talked to Diggy...
18:01About the dance.
18:06Liv, what is he talking about?
18:09Maddie, I...
18:11Pretended to be you when I asked Diggy to the dance, and he said he doesn't like you in that
18:14way.
18:14I feel so good to get off my chest.
18:17Who's next?
18:18What?
18:19It's all right, Maddie.
18:21Everyone will get their turn.
18:22Yeah, and I love you.
18:24What I want to know is why I can't poop with the door open.
18:31Everyone in this house will change my diaper.
18:34What are we running from, people?
18:38You pretended to be me?
18:40Maddie, I promised I was just trying to help you.
18:43No, Liv, you were not trying to help me.
18:45I told you to leave Diggy alone, but the great Liv Rooney just had to step in and try and
18:50fix my life.
18:52Well, guess what?
18:53My life doesn't need fixing.
18:56Oh, it was so much easier being your sister when you were 2,000 miles away.
19:00I wish you never came home.
19:02Maddie.
19:03Fine, I'll go back.
19:04Liv.
19:04Good, go.
19:05Oh, oh.
19:14Liv, moving back to Hollywood meant all eyes back on us.
19:19And that means we'd have to dismantle the bro cave.
19:24I'm gonna miss it.
19:28Liv, honey, I'm coming upstairs.
19:30We need to talk.
19:40Everything okay, Joey?
19:42Never better, baby.
19:48Honey?
19:50It's Mom.
19:55Mom.
19:57Mom, you're not changing my mind.
20:01Are you sure that moving back to Hollywood is the best idea?
20:07I lived with Andina for four years, and it was better for everyone.
20:11Honey, I understand that.
20:13But let's, let's dialogue it out, and we'll all make a decision together.
20:18Oh, we weren't gonna make this decision together.
20:20Mother, she's 15.
20:22We're her parents.
20:23She wasn't going anywhere, but I wanted her to feel heard.
20:29If she tried to leave this house, I was literally going to sit on her.
20:41This girl is Anne Fuego.
20:45Hey.
20:46Hey.
20:48I need to talk to you.
20:49I want you to know why I said no about the dance.
20:54Well, this couldn't get any more awkward.
20:58Out of our way, we have got a bro cave to dismantle.
21:05What do you know?
21:06Got more awkward.
21:09I said no because I knew it was Liv.
21:14What?
21:15Yeah, she, um, didn't do that cute thing you do with your charm bracelet when you're nervous.
21:24Oh.
21:26I'm an athlete.
21:27I don't get nervous.
21:29Mm-hmm.
21:30I know you, Maddie.
21:31Your sister has the same face, but I know you.
21:41So, Rooney, you want to go to that dance?
21:47Yes.
21:51Just to be clear, though, I won this, right?
22:01No.
22:03I win because I get to take you to the dance.
22:09That's all to say, bam, what?
22:17Liv, if you're leaving, you should probably take this with you.
22:23Wow.
22:24Remember when you two made that?
22:27Sisters by chance, friends by choice.
22:32So corny.
22:33So corny.
22:35Liv, honey, twins are special.
22:38Since the day you were born, it's never been just Liv, and it's never been just Maddie.
22:44It's always been Liv and Maddie.
22:48You'll always be sisters, honey, but it's hard to be best friends if you're 2,000 miles away.
22:58What, you think I'm just going to fall to pieces over a second-grade art project?
23:07Maddie.
23:09All right, come on, Parker, we've got a fridge to move.
23:11Go, go, go.
23:14You know, in a weird way, we kind of have Liv to thank for this.
23:20Yeah, you're right.
23:23Liv.
23:26Um, I have to stop her.
23:29By the way, I'm not wearing a dress to that dance.
23:37Where's Liv?
23:37She just left.
23:39No.
23:39She went out back to look for you.
23:42Could have been a little clearer when I asked you the first time.
23:47Where's Maddie?
23:48Uh, inside.
23:50Ah!
23:57Maddie!
23:58Liv!
23:59I have to talk to you.
24:00I have to talk to you.
24:01Okay, yeah, you first.
24:03I'll just catch my breath.
24:06Liv, I don't usually do my own sons.
24:09Liv, what I said was mean.
24:11I'm totally psyched you came home from Hollywood.
24:14I'm sorry.
24:15No, you were right.
24:17I shouldn't have tried to fix your life.
24:19I'm sorry.
24:21Diggy asked me to the dance.
24:23Ah!
24:24Get this.
24:25He only said no because he knew it was you.
24:29Knew it was me?
24:31Please, no.
24:33I need Maddie better than Maddie does, okay?
24:36Bam!
24:39Wait, is it Bam what?
24:44Oh, no way.
24:46I remember when we made this.
24:49Sisters by chance, friends by choice.
24:54So corny.
24:56So corny.
25:00Liv, please don't leave.
25:03You couldn't drag me away.
25:10Oh, I am going to look.
25:11Hold it together.
25:12Hold it together.
25:13Hold it together.
25:15Hold it together.
25:30Vegas?
25:32Vegas!
25:45Parker, if you're not going to close the door, at least don't make eye contact.
25:50Only weird if you make it weird.
26:01You're starting line-up for tonight's dance, Diggy and Maddie.
26:11That's cute.
26:13Good evening.
26:14Tap her home by 11.
26:15Okay.
26:16Okay.
26:25Oh, I think I swallowed my gum.
26:30Come on, miracle worker.
26:31Little bitch.
26:34Full road time, so come on down.
26:38Oh, no.
26:41I can't do this.
26:46You heard the girl.
26:47She changed her mind.
26:48Beat it.
26:53That's better.
26:58Maddie, this is a dance.
27:00You can't.
27:01I put a dress on.
27:02Do not push it.
27:05Wait.
27:06Fire time.
27:07Say, Dazzleberry.
27:11Dazzleberry.
27:12Behind the bijouf.
27:12Dazzleberry.
27:14All right.
27:14맡ages.
27:17I think.
27:20Ooh!
27:22Stay.
27:22Bye.
27:22Bye.
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