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Star Trek Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 10 - No Small Parts - October 8, 2020 [Full Movie] [Full Episodes]Full EP - Full
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00:08The Cerritos is in orbit around Beta-3.
00:10Back in the day, these guys worshipped a violent god called Landru,
00:13who suppressed their creativity and made them kill each other
00:16until Kirk figured out it was actually a computer.
00:18Get this, at some point, these knuckleheads went back to worshipping Landru.
00:22Captain Freeman has been setting them straight all morning.
00:25I can't believe you all started re-worshipping the dang computer!
00:28Well, Landru's very persuasive.
00:31Consume the intruders! Obey Landru!
00:33Hey, don't make me paradox you into destroying yourself.
00:37Landru apologizes!
00:39This is literally the exact thing Captain Kirk taught you.
00:42Maybe write it down this time?
00:44Cerritos, two to beam up.
00:48Well, I like purging people during the Red Hour. I'm going to keep doing it.
00:51Dude, there is no more Red Hour, okay? Let it go.
00:53But I just bought a new scythe.
00:59Oh, Landru.
01:00Yeah, I know. It's always weird revisiting planets from the TOS era.
01:04TOS?
01:04It's what I call the 2260s.
01:06Stands for those old scientists.
01:08You know, Spock, Scotty, those guys.
01:10Seems like they were stumbling on crazy new aliens every week back then.
01:15Nothing against second contact missions, but the Cerritos should be popping in on those legacy civilizations before they unravel.
01:22Yeah, but popping in is against regulation.
01:24We would need specific orders.
01:26I just hate seeing a perfectly good society get destroyed by a gamester of Triskelion or whatever, because Starfleet has
01:32a policy of some intervention.
01:35Set coordinates for Starbase 77.
01:37Sorry, Captain, but we still have crew on Beta 3.
01:40I didn't authorize that.
01:42Who is it?
01:42Art supplies! Get your art supplies!
01:45We got paints! We got brushes!
01:46We got a spiky pencil twirl-around thingy!
01:49Boost your creativity!
01:50Express yourself!
01:51Stop praying to a computer!
01:53Oh, boy. Incoming lecture in five, four...
01:56Who wants crayons? Here you go, kid. Way better than the Red Hour.
01:59Since when do you break protocol?
02:01I'm just tired of you getting to do all the good stuff while I stick to the rules.
02:04It's in Boimler. Do you read?
02:05Whoa-ho-ho! Look at Brett!
02:07Boimler being cool for once.
02:09Wait!
02:10Oh, is this because of my teachings?
02:11Oh, okay. You don't teach. You just instigate chaos.
02:13Exactly! Helpful character-building chaos!
02:16I can hear you! Can you hear me?
02:17Oh, Boim!
02:18I thought you were going to get stuck in middle management, like this pathetic little flop.
02:22I'm not a fly in amber, like...
02:23Oh, like Ransom!
02:24I am not a little fly in amber!
02:26What did it, huh?
02:27My constant mockery, my non-stop prodding, my downright dangerous hazing...
02:32No, no. Look, if you have to know, I found out about your secret.
02:35You mean never eating after seven?
02:36It's a miracle, right? I mean, it does work. You should try it.
02:38Captain Freeman is your mom.
02:40I don't... I don't know what you're talking about.
02:42Oh, come on, Mariner. The Captain's your mom.
02:44Your dad's an admiral. You're basically Starfleet royalty.
02:47I mean, how cool is that?
02:48Shut the f*** up right now, Boimler. Shut your f*** mouth.
02:50This is a good thing. Now we can both do some good, and you'll just, you know, keep us out
02:54of trouble with your mom.
02:55What? No, that is not how...
02:56I just don't understand why it's such a secret. I'd be telling everyone.
03:00Dude, I don't want people knowing my mom is my mom.
03:02Okay, okay. I'm not going to tell a soul.
03:04I'm being serious. Shut up!
03:05So, uh, does Captain Mommy give you, uh, sweet little Captain kisses?
03:14Lord, you don't know why he stands for you?
04:40It's a brand new ship.
04:42Hey, who peeled this film off the weapons panel?
04:44Come on, guys.
04:46I want the Solvang to be perfect for as long as possible.
04:50Hey, take those shoes off right now.
04:54What?
04:57What the hell was that?
04:58We're being fired upon.
04:59Raise shield, red alert.
05:00Get us out of here.
05:04Shield to 10%.
05:07Direct here to main engines.
05:12Warp down.
05:23I can't believe I get to be orientation liaison for a new recruit.
05:27I am going to show her so many ropes.
05:29Hello, Rutherford.
05:31Sorry, just trying to adjust this little thingy on my implant's attitude selector.
05:35Crazy about Mariner and the Captain, right?
05:37Oh, man.
05:37Captain Freeman Day is going to be super awkward this year.
05:41There's the shuttle!
05:42Huh, look at this new button.
05:44Optimistic mode.
05:45This is going to be great!
05:47Sexy mode?
05:49Don't mind if I do.
05:52Hello, Chim Chimery.
05:53What's all this, Ed?
06:02It's beautiful.
06:03Ah, there she is!
06:05The little robot Exocon!
06:06Oh, my gosh, hi!
06:07Are you Ensign Tendi?
06:08Oh, my gosh, yes, I am.
06:09And I'm so happy you're here.
06:10I'm happy to be here.
06:11Oh, this is so exciting!
06:13Woo!
06:13Wee!
06:14Howdy there!
06:14Now I'm talking like a cowboy!
06:16That was a weird thing to say!
06:17It sure was!
06:18Ugh, why do we ever keep this a secret in the first place?
06:21Ugh, I just wanted to fly under the radar!
06:24And I didn't want anyone to know the most demerited officer in the fleet was my daughter.
06:28Well, Wesley Crusher worked with his mom.
06:30Maybe everybody will be cool about it.
06:31Captain?
06:32Captain's daughter?
06:33I mean, Mariner?
06:34Oh, what is it, Jack?
06:35Captain, I'm putting together a list of candidates for the Sacramento promotion.
06:39I'd love your input.
06:40May I just say I am very sorry if I ever treated you with anything other than admiration.
06:46Oh, shut up, Ransom.
06:47You're such a suck-up.
06:48From now on, I'll make sure to give you special attention.
06:52No!
06:52Be as hard on her as you always are.
06:54Yeah, be hard on me.
06:55I'm only hard on you when you make me hard.
06:57I mean, I'm not hard right now.
06:58I mean, I could get hard if I wanted to, but I'm not hard right now.
07:01I'm so sorry.
07:02You're both great!
07:03Ugh.
07:08I heard she's...
07:13Hey, Mariner!
07:14I'm Lieutenant Levy.
07:15We went on a date last year.
07:17I don't know if you recall.
07:17Yeah, Steve, I remember.
07:19You said Wolf 359 was an inside job.
07:22It totally was.
07:23So, hey, I was wondering, could you give this to your mom for me?
07:26It's just a few ideas I threw together on how to decorate the captain's yacht.
07:29Fine, whatever.
07:30You're the best.
07:30Thanks, Mariner.
07:31Changing's not real.
07:32The Dominion War didn't happen.
07:33Hey, Mariner!
07:35Can you just...
07:35I got a little closer.
07:36Hey, don't log that, all right?
07:37I don't want to see that up on the...
07:38Oh!
07:39Hey!
07:39This is a service corridor, not a social club, Ensign.
07:42Sorry, Doc.
07:42Won't happen again.
07:43You think your mom would be okay with me and Shaxx making a little love connection?
07:47I'd love to snag that Bajoran beefstick with my coital hooks.
07:51Captain, we've received a partial distress call from the Solvang.
07:54I guess Captain Dayton's still getting used to the controls in her new ship.
07:58Sir, the signal originated in the Kala system.
08:00Well, there isn't anything distressing there.
08:02The Titan is also within range.
08:04No, let him know that we have it.
08:05Ha, ha.
08:06Dayton's gonna hate that we came running to her rescue because someone leaned on a button.
08:15Oh, this sucks.
08:16Yo, yo, Mariner.
08:18I was just crossing through the, um, lower decks and I replicated you some hand pies.
08:22Hand?
08:23What is a hand pie?
08:24You know what?
08:24No, thank you.
08:25Ooh, key lime.
08:26Mmm.
08:27I won't be able to do any of my usual sneaky Robin Hood stuff now that everybody's paying attention to
08:31me.
08:31Yesterday, he literally didn't know my name.
08:33He called me Jen.
08:34Who here is named Jen?
08:36Ugh, you were so right.
08:37He was clearly kissing your butt.
08:39It's not like he had a pre-written letter of recommendation which would save you so much time since all
08:42you had to do is sign him.
08:43Oh, Boimler, not you.
08:45Handsome's picking someone to promote to the Sacramento.
08:46I need an edge.
08:47Dude, I thought you were done being lame.
08:49Yeah, but it's the Sac.
08:50That's a huge career boost.
08:52And didn't you say you'd get me in a captain's chair?
08:54Mariner.
08:55Looking good, girlfriend.
08:56Get phased, Lundy.
08:57Wait, no one would know me on the Sacramento.
08:59I'd be a nobody again.
09:01Like you.
09:01I'm not a nobody.
09:02I...
09:03Maybe I should apply to the Sacramento.
09:04I don't know.
09:05They might be looking for someone a little less criminally insubordinate.
09:08Good call.
09:08I'd better start adjusting my attitude.
09:10Sir.
09:10Ew, don't call me sir.
09:11Yes, sir.
09:12Don't.
09:12You technically outrank me, sir.
09:14What are you doing?
09:14Stop it.
09:15Is that an order?
09:15Yes.
09:16I mean, no.
09:16Mission to go to my station, sir.
09:18You have a station?
09:19Ha ha.
09:19Good one, sir.
09:20Mm-hmm.
09:21Nobody's gonna fall for that.
09:22I wanna give Mariner a present.
09:24That's a processing hub, and that's a pattern buffer maintenance hatch.
09:28So, hey, do you want me to call you Exocom, or do you have an alphanumeric name like TT-303
09:34-1-1?
09:35No, I didn't want to sound robotic.
09:37I wanted to be called something normal, so I analyzed all Federation languages and calculated
09:42a mathematically perfect name.
09:44What is it?
09:45Peanut hamper.
09:46Peanut hamper?
09:48I love it!
09:52Heading to Commander Ransom's office?
09:54Cut it out.
09:55Cut what out, sir?
09:55I'm heading there as well to explain why I should be promoted over to the Sacramento.
09:59You know, Ransom's not just some meathead.
10:01He's gonna see right through you.
10:03Boimler, your record is spotless.
10:05It's freaky.
10:06Thank you, sir.
10:07There is more on the back.
10:08On the other hand, Mariner is the captain's daughter.
10:11Sort of stuck between a rock and a kiss-ass place, aren't we, sir?
10:14Boimler, you're so promotable.
10:16But I live to serve the captain.
10:17I can't think until I work out.
10:19You've been lifting this whole time.
10:20Get out of here!
10:21I'm trying to think!
10:28Dilithium is better than I thought.
10:30Dang it!
10:32Sorry.
10:33Ensign clubs are pointing for duty.
10:35Peanut Hamper is such an innocent little robot.
10:37I gotta make sure she doesn't get overwhelmed during her shit.
10:39You know, since she doesn't have any hands.
10:41With you watching out for her, I'm sure she'll do great.
10:43Whoa, are you mad at me?
10:45I just think that Dr. Ta'ana's going to be mean, and I...
10:48I'm not.
10:49I'm just trying to click this attitude button until I get back to normal.
10:53Just make sure you treat Peanut Hamper the same as you would anyone else.
10:57But she's not like anyone else.
10:59She's been trying to pick those tubes up this whole time.
11:01How's she supposed to do medical stuff?
11:03Dang it!
11:05All right, here comes the messy part.
11:06Any slight error here can result in instant death.
11:09Um, Dr. Ta'ana, just a heads up that Peanut Hamper might have a little bit of trouble with...
11:15Oh.
11:16Oh, wow.
11:17Peanut Hamper?
11:18This is some of the best micro-suturing I've ever seen!
11:21I downloaded all your journal articles.
11:22I learned a lot.
11:23Oh, I could help you with that leg if you want.
11:25Dendy, hang back.
11:25I don't want you to get in Peanut Hamper's way.
11:27Ooh, what did you just do there?
11:29It's a new skin graft technique I've been developing.
11:31It uses half the skin.
11:32Oh, can you show me how to do it?
11:34Can I see?
11:34Yeah, look at that right there.
11:35See how the flesh just folds together?
11:38F***ing A, I do.
11:39Wow, Doc is really taking the Peanut Hamper.
11:41Hey, don't worry.
11:42I'm sure you still have a lot to do.
11:44I mean, for example, you know, we could start working on me, get me back up in my feet.
11:47Worry? I'm her liaison.
11:48Peanut Hamper fitting in is my greatest victory.
11:51Meld that flesh, girl!
11:53Meld it away!
11:55Ah, tips for remaining Starfleet uniform compliant.
11:58The Starfleet manual?
11:59Who are you kidding?
12:00It is so messed up that you're trying to cheat me out of a promotion.
12:03How am I cheating?
12:03You're always telling me to be like this.
12:05I meant to actually try sometimes, not to profit off of nepotism.
12:08Nobody would know Freeman's my mom if you hadn't ratted me out.
12:12So, why don't you go ahead and blame yourself?
12:14No, I blame you!
12:15And I blame you right back!
12:18Red alert!
12:19Shields up!
12:25Collision alert!
12:26Impacts on decks 3, 15, and 20!
12:28My God!
12:29Is that the Solvang?
12:30I'm not reading any life signs.
12:31The whole crew, they've been wiped out!
12:36They're harvesting the wreckage!
12:41Create the maneuver!
12:47Shields at 50%!
12:48Mandava's distress call!
12:49All frequency!
12:50They're jamming communications!
12:52They're jamming communications!
12:55Captain, they've latched under the port of the cell with some sort of binding arm!
12:58A little warp, get us out of here!
13:00No!
13:00Shut down engines!
13:01But they'll be sitting ducks!
13:02Dayton would have thought the same thing, and look what happened to them!
13:05Shut it down!
13:06No!
13:06No!
13:08No!
13:24Mom!
13:26I'm okay.
13:28Auffilling power back online.
13:31I thought the Enterprise was strong!
13:34We are strong!
13:36This isn't the Enterprise!
13:37This is the Serena!
13:39We thought you were the Enterprise.
13:42Packlids? What the hell do you want?
13:44We want your ship pieces to add to our ship pieces
13:48so that we have all the ship pieces.
13:51Look, just stop this senseless attack and let's discuss...
13:55No! We are strong!
13:58We will cut our ship apart!
14:01This doesn't make any sense.
14:03The Packlids aren't this powerful.
14:05I thought they were kind of a joke.
14:06Yeah, you guys aren't wrong.
14:07Packlids would fake distress calls so they could steal technology
14:10from anyone who showed up to help,
14:11but I'm detecting weapons from over 30 different species.
14:14Looks like they're not a joke anymore.
14:29They're phasering the hull!
14:31Carving us up like a first contact day salmon!
14:34No engines, no weapons, fighting an enemy we don't understand!
14:37We're out of options!
14:39Then I need someone to make me some.
14:41Me? What am I supposed to do? I don't know these guys!
14:44Do what you do best.
14:45I need a dangerous half-baked solution that breaks Starfleet codes
14:48and totally pisses me off!
14:50That's an order.
14:53What kind of computer systems do the Packlids use?
14:56They steal components from other cultures,
14:57which means their code base would have to be wide open.
14:59You catch that, Rutherford?
15:00We need a virus that takes advantage of a trusting system!
15:03Exactly!
15:04Wait, where are you so chipper?
15:05Implant stuff!
15:06They've got us outgunned and they know it,
15:08but they're taking their time.
15:09If we can plant a virus in their system, we can cripple their ship.
15:12Who here could whip up a code like that?
15:14They'd have to be some sort of morally bankrupt genius!
15:17Ha-ha!
15:17Computer, start program Rutherford Training Beta 2.5!
15:20Can I teach you a lesson?
15:22Ha-ha-ha!
15:22Banji!
15:23I need you to code a virus for me!
15:25Hmm, to do that, I would need you to disable safety protocols!
15:28Ha-ha!
15:29Wait, you're not gonna try to kill me again, are you?
15:31Ha-ha!
15:31I'm Banji!
15:32Ha-ha!
15:33Ugh, fine!
15:34Computer, disable safety protocols!
15:36Ha-ha-ha!
15:37Oh, yes!
15:37There we go!
15:39Hello, Father!
15:40I've already created three viruses that would disable PACLA technology!
15:44You were monitoring comms?
15:45Oh, I'm always monitoring comms!
15:47The packet needs to be input manually!
15:49Ha-ha-ho!
15:50Somebody's gonna have to board their ship!
15:51You know it!
15:54Intruder's beaming in!
15:56Very slowly beaming in!
15:58We've gotta go!
16:03We have to get to the armory!
16:05Looks like we'll have to repel down the old-fashioned way,
16:07setting my fists to stun, and my kicks to kill!
16:11Ha-ha!
16:15Uh, guys, right here?
16:16Yep, great stopping that one!
16:17All the way in back there?
16:18Yeah, you did do that!
16:18How much contraband have you hidden on my ship?
16:21I don't know!
16:21A lot!
16:34What?
16:35No, no, no!
16:35Double hit!
16:37We can eat!
16:40soldier!
16:41Cariner, in case we don't make it...
16:43We're making it!
16:43I wasn't mad that you were stealing the Sacramento promotion,
16:46I apply for those all the time!
16:47Nothing ever comes of it!
16:48What?
16:49Then why were you freaking out?
16:50Because you would have gotten it and I miss you, okay? You're my best friend. Oh, haven't you shared enough
16:55secret snake? Just shut up
17:17Sorry, I mean get the captain to the bio bed quick quick
17:20Did we save the Cerritos? Working on it. Ooh, I got it one legal virus, but someone has to take
17:26it to the ship
17:26But who's small enough to go and detect it? Yeah, and who could survive in space without a ship?
17:30Someone who can travel with the program safely stored in her hard drive
17:34You can load the code into the ship using your robotic abilities. Oh my gosh, peanut hammer, you're gonna save
17:39the day
17:42I'm gonna pass
17:44I'm sorry, what all that stuff sounded way too scary
17:46What about the needs of the many? I joined Starfleet to piss off my dad, not to be a virus
17:51bomb
17:51Peanut hamper, this is not cool
17:53We're all going to die
17:54Peanut hamper, there are so many lives at stake
17:57You know what? I'm just going to beam myself out of this whole sitch
18:00Sucks to be organic, enjoy having all your guts fly out or whatever
18:04You know what? Peanut hamper is a stupid name
18:09Thank you
18:11That little f***
18:13Oh my gosh, I'm back! I just clicked myself back to normal
18:16Let me just upload this
18:19Feels like an ice cream headache
18:21Okay, now I just need to get on that ship
18:23Wait, no, it's too dangerous
18:24He must be in a heroic bravery mode or something
18:26Keep clicking your button, let me click it, click, click your button
18:28No, Tendi, this is normal me
18:30I've got this
18:31And I've got you
18:33Brother Fern
18:39You know I can run on my own
18:53This is the best day of my life
18:57Eat this
19:06Ringed up?
19:07Come on, come on
19:09Ha ha
19:10Yeah!
19:11Yeah!
19:14Virus downloaded?
19:15Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
19:16Downloads thrown into a car
19:17Wait, why?
19:18Sorry, but no virus until after these guys kill you
19:22What? Why?
19:23Because you snap my neck
19:24What's the hold up?
19:25Damn, Tendi, we don't have time for this, okay?
19:27Do it now
19:28Do you want me to disable their systems?
19:29Fine, I'll do it
19:32EXPLOSIVELY
19:33He's gonna blow us up
19:34Not if I have something to scream about it
19:40Stop it!
19:41He's mine!
19:45Hang in there, baby bear!
19:54There we go
20:02Ah, they did it, they got clear of the blast
20:04Bringing main power back on line
20:08All invaders have been...
20:09Ah!
20:11Neutralized
20:12As soon as the engines are back on line, get us the hell out of here
20:15And hey, don't get too comfortable in by chair
20:18Ha, yes, sir
20:19No, no, no, no, there's more of them
20:21No!
20:24We have you now, Enterprise
20:40Lock all hands to escape pods, prepare to abandon ship
20:44Wait, incoming ship?
20:47It's the table!
20:54Oh no!
20:55It's another Enterprise!
21:00Red alert!
21:02A Paklin party and I wasn't invited?
21:04It's about time you showed up, Will!
21:06Mariner!
21:07This makes us even
21:08You know Riker?
21:09Yeah, who do you think hooks me up with all my contraband?
21:11Dude, it's flushed with Romulan ale and...
21:13I'm sorry, what was that?
21:15We're still at red alert!
21:17Target those ships and fire!
21:18We're talking about this later
21:27Make us go!
21:29Make us go!
21:30Go guys, go!
21:31We're retreating!
21:33Yes!
21:50No, no, I don't want any cosmetic changes to the Cerritos
21:53Are you sure?
21:54Because I could add some jazzy reflective panels and big...
21:57No, I hate it when a ship gets repaired and comes out looking all sovereign class
22:01I want her to look almost like she usually does
22:06All right, we have a good one today!
22:08Chapter 79, fluidic systems and how to reroute them
22:11Ugh, fluidics are so messy
22:15Rutherford, you're awake!
22:16Ah, I knew you'd be okay!
22:18What?
22:18What happened?
22:19You saved the Cerritos!
22:21Oh, I did?
22:22Wow, that's pretty cool!
22:23Are you my nurse?
22:24Nurse?
22:25No, they just have been giving me time off so I could sit with you
22:28Oh, sweet!
22:29Nice to meet you!
22:30I'm Rutherford
22:32Oh, your implant, it must have damaged your long-term memory!
22:36Do you remember me at all?
22:38Well, no, but don't take it personally, I don't remember what I don't remember
22:43You know what this means, right?
22:46We get to become best friends all over again!
22:50Okey-dokey!
22:54We'll never forget Lieutenant Shaxx's sacrifice
22:57He's with the Prophets now
23:05I can't even begin to imagine how I'm going to replace him
23:09Well, wherever he is, I'm sure he's full throat screaming in someone's face and ejecting a warp core
23:14I'd like to think you're right
23:17Ensign Beckett Mariner, beam down to Beta-3 without authorization
23:20Oh, wait, seriously?
23:21Contraband hidden throughout the ship
23:23Illegal weapons, illicit drugs, a Tribble
23:25Yeah, that's for personal use
23:27I've got a whole year's worth of your insubordinations right here
23:30Well, without those insubordinations, we'd all be dead right now
23:34I know
23:35Did you know Starfleet considers Beta-3 a known culture?
23:39They had no idea the Batons had regressed
23:41And the Pakles, well, the Pakles murdered the entire crew of the Solvang because everyone assumed they were a joke
23:47Yeah, well, that's Starfleet, good at observing and bad at maintaining
23:50You know, we can't just assume people are going to keep doing the right thing a generation down the road
23:55I agree, but as captain, I can't ignore protocol
23:59I'd lose my command
24:00You, on the other hand, you see a problem, you can solve it
24:04Wait, are you saying work together for a change?
24:07Might be useful to have a captain on your side, you know, instead of up your ass
24:11What do you say?
24:13Uh, I think we're both getting thrown in the brig
24:16Let's not tell your father
24:26Oh, that's Mariner, we work with her
24:27Mariner, over here
24:28I...
24:29You!
24:30Carol!
24:31I guess those Cali-class ships can hold their own longer than people say
24:34Thanks for the assist, Captain
24:36No need to be so formal
24:37You know, I was her mentor
24:38Yeah, well, I remember it differently
24:40You were sort of my...
24:42Chadich
24:42We used to get in so much trouble
24:44We?
24:45Deanna
24:46Can you introduce me to any of your Betazoid friends?
24:49Jack, I sense you exaggerate your confidence in order to mask an ocean of insecurity
24:54Oh, will they sense that too? I can make that work for me
25:26Wait, wait, wait, wait
25:27Handsome says you're one of his best
25:29Thank you, Captain Riker, sir!
25:31Hey, how about you buy me a drink?
25:32You know, since we're even, remember? The thing with the aliens where I saved your ass
25:35We are not even
25:36And we don't use money
25:37What's happened to you, man?
25:38You used to be sharp
25:40Coimler?
25:41You backstabbing little weasel
25:42Yeah, next time I see you
25:43I'm gonna kick your f***ing ass
25:44I cannot believe that you took a promotion to the motherf***ing Titan!
25:49Call me!
25:49Hey, Brad
25:50We gotta scoot
25:51So get your boots and strap them up
25:52Cause, uh, the captain wants us to escort Commander Troi to Torgana Fort
25:56Ooh, I hear the Klingon district's intense
25:57There's a bar in Nandoriatown you guys would love
26:00Whoa, you've been there?
26:02Yeah, I can show you around if you want
26:03Dude, your pad is blowing up
26:04Who is messaging you?
26:05She's just an old friend
26:06She kinda got mad when I took the promotion here
26:08Ah, she'll get over it
26:09Boimler, you can't keep ducking me forever
26:11It is a really small galaxy out there
26:13Sooner or later, I'm gonna run into you
26:15And I'm gonna feed you to an armist
26:16You hear me?
26:17Hey, Psycho, keep it down, we're trying to sleep
26:18Oh, shut up, Jen
26:22I'm sorry, I'm late
26:23I was watching the first Enterprise on the holodeck
26:25You know, Archer and those guys
26:26What a story
26:27Those guys had a long road getting from there to here
26:29Course set for the Torgana system, Captain, awaiting your command
26:32Ah, Torgana-4
26:34You know, they have a little risa
26:36Oh, so then should we take the little Horga?
26:38No
26:39Let's take the one we always use
26:40Ahem
26:41Right
26:41Give me warp in the factor of
26:43Five, six, seven, eight
26:45Oh, the jazz
26:55Help! Help!
27:01You might wanna hold on to something
27:05This world feels like a dream
27:09A strange, terrible, beautiful dream
27:14Everything is different
27:17I am different
27:20I promise you
27:23I'm ready
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