00:13Check it out! I got an F on my Spanish midterm.
00:16Why are you so happy about it?
00:19Because Riley got an F too.
00:21That means he's been paying as much attention to me as I've been to him.
00:25Failing Spanish is hard work.
00:28How is failing Spanish hard work?
00:31Every day I show up late so he'll definitely notice me.
00:34Then I forget my textbook so we have to share one.
00:37And finally I let the teacher catch his passing notes so she keeps us both after class.
00:43That is hard work.
00:45You must be exhausted.
00:47That's why I sleep during history.
00:49Hey Alex.
00:51Hey Riley.
00:53A bunch of us are going to this cool restaurant medium rare on Friday night.
00:57Want to come?
00:58Oh sure.
00:59Medium rare.
01:00I go there all the time.
01:01But it's new.
01:03Friday's opening night.
01:04Oh medium rare.
01:06I thought you said medium roar.
01:08You know like bigger than a kitten and smaller than a lion.
01:11You know like a cougar.
01:12Anyway it's out by the zoo.
01:14You can come too.
01:16Well I might as well since my best friend never took me to medium roar.
01:26Look at that.
01:28All those hours I didn't spend on studying totally paid off.
01:34Oh no.
01:35Oh.
01:36Here comes your brother.
01:37I think he's coming over here.
01:39Oh he's so cute.
01:40I never know what to say to him.
01:43Just talk about current events.
01:44He loves current events.
01:45Hey guys.
01:48Alex failed his Spanish midterm.
01:52Not that current.
01:56Well you know everything's gonna be a breeze.
01:59At the end there'll no doubt justify the means.
02:01You can fix any problem with the slightest ease.
02:04Yes please.
02:05You can't find out.
02:07It'll go to your head.
02:08When you write a report on a book you never read.
02:10If it's happy you think it's you can make it better.
02:13That's why I say everything is not what it seems.
02:19When you can get all you wanted in your wild extremes.
02:23You might run into trouble if you go to extremes.
02:28Because everything is not what it seems.
02:34Everything is not what it seems.
02:37When you can have what you want and be the simplest of means.
02:42Be careful not to mess with the balance of things.
02:47Because everything is not what it seems.
02:52But it seems.
03:04Hey guess who got asked out on a date today.
03:07Me or Justin.
03:08Not Justin.
03:10I'm more interested in learning about what happened in Spanish class.
03:15Yeah.
03:16We heard you failed.
03:18That's right.
03:19I did fail.
03:21But I can explain.
03:23There I was.
03:26Studying as hard as I ever have.
03:28But I couldn't concentrate.
03:31Because right outside that window.
03:33The boys were playing paintball.
03:36And I didn't want to ruin their fun.
03:39Paintball on the terrace?
03:41I told you not to because it chips the bricks.
03:44Oh now that you mention it.
03:46I do remember you saying something about that.
03:50No.
03:51No.
03:52We didn't play paintball.
04:02What are pigeons eating nowadays?
04:06You guys are going to scrub that terrace until those bricks sparkle.
04:11Shiny bricks coming up.
04:13I'm so sorry.
04:16Your failing Spanish is all my fault.
04:20Oh.
04:21Okay.
04:22You're right.
04:23It is your fault.
04:25Ow.
04:27It is?
04:29Of course it is.
04:31I'm going to call your Spanish teacher and tell her what a horrible role model I've been.
04:38Here I am, a proud Latina, and I haven't been sharing your Mexican heritage with you.
04:44I should be speaking Spanish around the house and we should be making our own homemade tortillas.
04:51Oh my gosh, that's a lot of work.
04:55Let's just start with the Spanish, okay?
04:58Mrs. Chow.
05:03Thanks a lot, Alex.
05:05You busted us for paintball.
05:06You busted me for failing Spanish.
05:09I'm done with you.
05:10Justin...
05:10Done.
05:14Yes, it is embarrassing.
05:19I mean, gracias.
05:24Good news!
05:25Mrs. Chow said she'd give you a retest.
05:28Great!
05:29You're not going anywhere with your friends until you get your grades up.
05:33Jerry, this is my responsibility.
05:36Don't worry, honey.
05:37I'm going to help you with your Espanol.
05:40Okay, that's fine, but I really need help with my Spanish, too.
05:45Espanol is Spanish.
05:48Espanol Spanish for what?
05:52This is going to be hard.
05:55No, it's not.
05:56It'll be easy.
05:57We're going to whip through this and I'm going to go on my date with Riley on Friday.
06:01Two days to learn a whole language?
06:04I got some Spanish for you.
06:06No way.
06:07Jose.
06:09Jose!
06:17And finally, did you guys know that in the magic world there's a place where you can get information on
06:24any subject quickly and easily?
06:26You mean like the internet?
06:29Speaking of the internet, when am I getting a computer in my room?
06:33It's cooler than the internet and never.
06:38Come on, guys. Come on.
06:42Check it out.
06:44You just pull this lever and it generates pocket elves that have in-depth knowledge on any subject you could
06:51ever need to know about.
06:53You just pull it and whatever pocket elf you want, it comes shooting out of the magic portal.
07:00Huh?
07:03Okay.
07:19Alright.
07:20Well, there you go.
07:21You've got a wealth of knowledge at your fingertips and you played a fun game of catch.
07:27Come on, guys.
07:29The best way to teach you about pocket elves is from a pocket elf himself.
07:36Oh, he's cool.
07:41Thanks. I know.
07:44Good day.
07:45I am the pocket elf who specializes in history and use of pocket elves.
07:50Now, pocket elves are useful for research on everything from magical illnesses to magical creatures.
07:57Any questions?
07:59Guess, little lady in the attractive hat.
08:03Um, magical?
08:04Uh, because of the Magic World Equal Opportunity Act, there are pocket elves on all subjects.
08:10Shaquille O'Neal?
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08:12I know his pocket elf.
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