00:01Porcupines win! Porcupines win!
00:05Don't you believe in miracles?
00:08Well, you better, because Bridgewood High is your new Wisconsin Girls Basketball State champs.
00:16Oh, wait, where is she? Maddie Rooney.
00:19I'm here with Maddie Rooney. She psyched that game-winning shot.
00:23We won! Porcupines won State Brown Champs!
00:29She usually says, damn, what? But she changed it, because today's special, State Champs!
00:37Well, it is going to be a porcupine party at Stevens Point tonight. I'm not going to miss it.
00:44I'm Johnny Nimbus, signing off from the porcupine band.
00:51I'm Johnny Nimbus, signing off from the porcupine band.
01:01I'm Johnny Nimbus, signing off from the porcupine band.
01:18You dance to your own beat
01:20I sing the melody when you say yeah
01:25I say no when you say so
01:30All I wanna do is go, go, go
01:34You, you, never have to leave me
01:38How come you don't leave me
01:41You have to turn me back
01:44You, you, never have to leave me
01:49How come you don't leave me
01:52We will know you're better in stereo
02:01Look who's on the front page
02:04What?
02:07That's me!
02:09This is so cool, Mom
02:12My little girl is a headline news
02:15I made that beautiful face in my baby oven
02:23Parker, let's go
02:25Victory parade will be here any minute
02:27To take us to the rally
02:30Yeah, hold that thought
02:32Three, two, one
02:39Freedom!
02:39Freedom!
02:41My month-long punishment is over
02:43On my favorite TV show, Linda and Heather
02:48The rascally little brother
02:50Turned his refrigerator into a time machine
02:53I tried to do the same thing to our fridge
02:57It did not go well
03:00It did not go well at all
03:05I had a half a meatball sub in there
03:08They found it four blocks away
03:12He still ate it
03:15Mom and Dad punished me with a month of no TV, no computer, no video games
03:23Also, the government confiscated a good portion of my home laboratory
03:28Don't copy what you see on TV, yo
03:32Maddie, I'm really proud of how you battled back from that knee injury
03:36And now look at you
03:37My big sis, the state champ
03:43Thank you
03:44That means a lot to me, little bro
03:46Good
03:47Bank that feeling because I'm not going to your rally
03:52What?
03:53Linda and Heather's season ends tonight
03:56I have to watch the four episodes I missed before the finale airs
04:00If I don't, it'll be spoiler city at school tomorrow
04:03And you know, the spoil makes me boil
04:08Yeah, dude, don't even worry
04:11I totally get it
04:12I love that show
04:15Oh, wait till you get to the one where Heather's at the
04:17No spoilers
04:20I will re-break your knee
04:25It's the parade
04:32Mom?
04:34No
04:37But Maddie
04:38It's a parade
04:45Nope
04:47Not a parade
04:48Just the boy who broke my daughter's heart
04:53Dickie is going away to be an exchange student again
04:56And it's actually why we broke up
05:00I bet he wants to say goodbye to me
05:02But I don't think I could handle that
05:04Besides, I mean
05:06There's a new man in my life
05:08And his name is Victory
05:14Hi, Maddie
05:16Can I just have like a minute?
05:18Hello
05:20Hello
05:24Stephen's boy
05:26We are coming to you live
05:28We're at the home of Coach Rooney
05:30And team captain
05:32Slash MVP
05:34Slash funk hero
05:35Slash
05:36I just like saying
05:37Slash
05:37Maddie Rooney
05:39Hey, champs
05:40It's parade time
05:41Let's get a move on
05:43Let's go
05:44You're a big fella
05:46Put these people out of my way
05:52Alright, so I'll just
05:53I'll just catch you later then, Maddie
05:55You can stay
06:00But, uh
06:00I'm in Linda and Heather mode, bruh
06:05So I'm gonna need you to dance
06:07Let's sing
06:09I'm gonna come over and do it
06:12Let's get a move on
06:24So you're gonna be a sign of Alex
06:29At the home of Coach Rooney
06:36Um, okay, Joey, the parade is going to be here, like, literally any second, so.
06:41All the more reason to use proper walkie-talkie etiquette.
06:46Live.
06:49I'm over.
06:55Fine.
06:57Lobby to Porcupine Pit.
06:59Come in, Porcupine Pit.
07:01We need streamers.
07:04I still didn't hear an over.
07:07Get me, the streamers.
07:09We are a go for streamers, over and out.
07:18Number one fan is in the house.
07:24Dumb truck, you're a fan of girls' basketball?
07:29Hey, it's not girls' basketball.
07:31It's basketball that happens to be played by young women.
07:35You want a boy's black eye?
07:39Who's this fuzzy wuzzy ball of cute?
07:43His name is Fat Neck.
07:45Because of his big fat neck.
07:47Are you neck shaming my rabbit?
07:49His neck is very handsome, sir.
07:52I gotta go change into my porcupine fan gear.
07:55Will you watch Fat Neck for me?
07:57Awesome.
07:58You wanna hang with Uncle Jojo?
08:02Yes.
08:02You do, too.
08:05I hate it when people talk to pets.
08:08There are a lot of rules that I am not up to speed on.
08:12But here's the most important rule.
08:15If anything happens to my rabbit, I will be irritated.
08:20There too far, I will lash out at people.
08:24There go you.
08:28I'll be right back, my fat fuzzy wuzzy.
08:31I thought you hated it.
08:32It's different when I do it.
08:35Don't you worry, Mr. Dubtruck, sir.
08:38Your body isn't good.
08:42And...
08:44Oh, no.
08:50I run here.
08:51As soon as I got your text.
08:53I only used my phone to contact my mother and pediatrician.
09:00But when I saw Reggie running down the street,
09:03I'm calling Dr. B.
09:06It seems prudent to follow.
09:11You ready for a Linda and Heather marathon?
09:15What do you think?
09:18Go chicken soup!
09:21We can have soup?
09:23Yes!
09:25No.
09:26That's something Linda and Heather say on our favorite show.
09:29My bad, dog.
09:32My mother just allowed me to start watching TV.
09:36I haven't had the courage to do it yet.
09:40Today's the day.
09:43Evan, all you need to know is Linda and Heather are besties.
09:47And in the last episode Reggie and I saw,
09:50Linda was invited to be the first teenager
09:53on the International Space Station.
09:56Do you think she'll take Heather with her?
09:58Or her vampire boyfriend, Steve?
10:02Reggie.
10:03She's not taking Steve.
10:05Heather's her BFF.
10:07And BFFs have each other's back.
10:09You know, like how you didn't watch Linda and Heather
10:12for the last month because I wasn't allowed to watch it.
10:16Please, I gotta have my boy to watch my show about my girls.
10:23Okay, we have to watch all four episodes we missed
10:26before the finale airs.
10:28No time for breaks.
10:29So our butts are stapled to this couch
10:31for the rest of the night.
10:33But what if I need a drink?
10:35A mom said I could only come over
10:38if I kept myself properly hydrated.
10:42Please, you're in Dr. P's world now.
10:46This is hooked up to lemonade.
10:51Chocolate milk.
10:55And guacamole for our chips.
10:59We need to have chips?
11:02For being a fruit?
11:05I was saving this for Christmas, but...
11:09Today's more important.
11:22God bless us.
11:24Everyone.
11:29Okay, the parade is coming.
11:31Sticky tape down.
11:33Come on, people.
11:36Come on, folks.
11:38This victory parade just turned into a victory rally
11:42on Channel 4.
11:44So, Dally, get down to that rally.
11:46Yeah!
11:52Maddie!
11:54Maddie, Maddie, hey, I just...
11:56I have to talk to you.
11:57You feel like you're quick...
12:00A second.
12:04Hi, Liv.
12:07Diggy.
12:11I have been...
12:13icing you out
12:14in a show of sisterly solidarity.
12:19Bet you felt that, too.
12:25Why didn't you need to talk to Maddie so bad?
12:29Because I made a stupid mistake when I broke up with her.
12:33Yeah, you did.
12:35Yeah, you did.
12:38What's up?
12:40I woke up this morning...
12:43ready to go to Australia.
12:46But it just...
12:47hit me how hard being away from Maddie is gonna be.
12:52I don't know if I should go.
12:55What are you saying?
12:59I want to get back together with her.
13:02Whoa.
13:03Okay, but, Liv, do you think that she'd take me back?
13:06Because if she will, I'm not gonna leave.
13:09I don't know, I mean...
13:11Diggy, this is huge.
13:13I can't answer that for her.
13:14You're gonna have to ask her yourself.
13:15I have been trying all day.
13:19I leave for the airport in a half an hour.
13:22What?
13:24Um...
13:25Okay, you know what?
13:26You just sit by the Polly statue,
13:28and I will go get Maddie before you leave.
13:31Are you serious?
13:32Yes.
13:33Okay, thank you.
13:34Oh, um...
13:38You're gonna fix your hair before Maddie comes back, right?
13:45What? I thought it looked good.
13:49You're gonna fix your hair...
13:53before Maddie comes back.
13:58Right?
14:13Let's go, porcupines!
14:26Where's my bunny?
14:29What did Joey do with my bunny?
14:34Hey, buddy, how that geek is gonna drop.
14:38Ladies, welcome number four, Brie Martucci.
14:47Oh, good.
14:49Maddie,
14:50Diggy really needs to talk to you,
14:51and it is huge news.
14:54Okay, Liv,
14:55I'm actually too busy celebrating with people
14:57who want to be in my life
14:58to talk to somebody who doesn't.
15:00Number nine,
15:02Cat Montenegro!
15:05Okay, Maddie,
15:06I really, really, really wanted you to hear this from Diggy,
15:08but he says that he's gonna stay
15:10if you tell him to.
15:12What?
15:13Oh,
15:14Johnny just announced Cat.
15:18You guys are talking about something else,
15:20aren't you?
15:23Maddie,
15:24he wants to get back together with you!
15:26I mean,
15:26obviously,
15:27like,
15:27if that's what you want,
15:28but that is
15:30what you want,
15:31right?
15:34I mean,
15:36yeah,
15:37it was,
15:38but I guess I kind of gave up on that ever happening,
15:41so,
15:44I don't know,
15:46maybe?
15:47Okay,
15:48well,
15:48then,
15:48Maddie,
15:48you have to get out there and talk to him,
15:51because he's waiting for you at the Polly statue,
15:53but he's gonna leave for the airport in,
15:54like,
15:54ten minutes.
15:55Number 19,
15:57Samantha Byman!
16:00Okay,
16:01look,
16:01there is an entire town full of people waiting for me in that gym.
16:05It's not like I can be in two places at the same time.
16:09Maybe there's a way that you can.
16:12There is?
16:14Number 10,
16:16Lacey Solinger!
16:17I'll explain it to you later, sweetie,
16:19okay?
16:21Okay,
16:23Maddie,
16:24give me your uniform
16:24and your spare pair of glasses,
16:26I will go to the rally,
16:27you go get Diggy,
16:28and Willow,
16:29can you just also have time to change?
16:31Got it.
16:32Okay,
16:32great.
16:33Number 44,
16:35Mrs. Joey Rudy!
16:39What?
16:40They asked how we wanted to be introduced.
16:42It's my big dick.
16:48There she is.
16:50And now,
16:52your team captain,
16:54Maddie Rooney!
16:56Actually,
16:57I think before we bring Maddie out,
16:59I think everyone would love to hear
17:01one of your famous weather poems,
17:03Johnny!
17:04Oh,
17:05no,
17:05no,
17:06I couldn't.
17:06It's not the right time,
17:08or hickory diggory duck.
17:10The temperature's starting to drop,
17:14hickory diggory dizzle,
17:16outside it's starting to drizzle.
17:18Thunder goes full,
17:20lightning.
17:21Turn it up for Maddie Rooney!
17:38Hi!
17:42I would like to thank
17:44the Academy!
17:50Um, Johnny, how about another one of those weather poems?
17:56Oh, no, I couldn't. Nobody wants to hear roses or red, violets or blue.
18:03The high on Tuesday was 72.
18:13This episode is epic. I can't wait for the season finale on the International Space Station.
18:20Dare I say it, I'm a little giddy.
18:25Wait until you see the end of this episode, when the girls catch the Phantom Breakdancer?
18:30He's the B-boy that you can't see, boy!
18:38Wait. How do you know how they catch the Phantom Breakdancer?
18:42You watched this episode without me.
18:46I'm sorry. I watched all the episodes.
18:50It's the Phantom Breakdancer, Parker. How can I turn away?
18:56I thought we were friends.
18:59Why should I be punished because you blew up your fridge?
19:02I was building a time machine for us.
19:18Did I not recently entrust you with the most precious thing I possess?
19:25I mean, can you really possess a pet? I mean, in some ways, they own us.
19:31Zip it!
19:35Did you lose my beloved bunny?
19:38Okay! I did lose him, but then I spotted him.
19:44But then he went somewhere where I could not get to him, so I was just fleeing for my life.
19:59What do you mean you couldn't get to him?
20:03He hopped into the girls' locker room.
20:14Fat neck, you sly dog.
20:19Go get him.
20:21Mr. Truck, I can't just go into the girls' locker room.
20:25Either you go into that locker room and you grab my rabbit,
20:30or I go into your chest and I grab your heart.
20:36To the girls' locker room I go!
20:42Okay.
20:44What are you gonna say when you see him?
20:58Ladies, I am not a sneaky peeker.
21:01I am just looking for my giant rabbit.
21:04Joey, get out of the girls' locker room!
21:12Joey, what did you just do?
21:15What? No, I didn't mean to do that.
21:18You startled me, so I just jumped back and hit.
21:24Are you kidding me?
21:27Joey, I am gonna kill you!
21:29Why are you so upset?
21:33Oh, I found Batman.
21:35Fat neck, fat neck, I am safe.
21:39Just gotta get him to dump truck.
21:44Oh, we can't get out.
21:48Now I get it.
21:50I'm gonna go ahead and say it.
21:52That's my bad.
22:01What on earth are you doing, Liz?
22:04What?
22:06Well...
22:07No, Mom, it's me, Maddie.
22:11Really?
22:13Name one female sports star.
22:20Um...
22:22Beyoncé likes to soul cycle.
22:29Okay, fine, you got me.
22:31Maddie and I switched so that she could go talk to Diggy before he leaves for Australia.
22:35You have to get back together with her.
22:38Well, a lie for love negates all of my disapproval.
22:42But remember, you can never get one past your parents.
22:47We will always know.
22:50Maddie.
22:53You're a bitch!
22:54I'm so proud of you, Maddie.
22:58Hey, Ridgewood!
23:00Who wants to hear Maddie and Rudy talk about that winning shot, huh?
23:04Yeah!
23:05Yeah!
23:06Yeah!
23:07Yeah!
23:08Yeah!
23:09Yeah!
23:09Yeah!
23:10Yeah!
23:10Yeah!
23:11Yeah!
23:12Yeah!
23:12Yeah!
23:13Yeah!
23:15Yeah!
23:17Yeah!
23:20Yeah!
23:21I think it's time for Vice Principal Rooney State Championship Rally Flag Extravaganza!
23:54Can I please watch Lyndon Heather?
24:02You saw this one already, traitor.
24:05You've earned that bucket of shame.
24:09So, friend who did not betray my trust, who do you think Lyndon will take to the International
24:21Space Station, Heather or Steve the Vampire?
24:27I'm afraid to express an opinion for fear that I will get a bucket, too.
24:35Mark my words, Evan, Lyndon will take Heather.
24:38I know my girl, and my girl will take her girl, who is also my girl.
24:48Linda, I shouldn't have lied to you, but you're my friend, Heather.
24:54Friends?
24:55Friends?
24:56Forgive friends.
24:58Bestie hug!
25:02Wow.
25:04When the wacky hygiene send, this show makes me think about life.
25:11Reggie, take that bucket off and give me a Lyndon Heather bestie hug, you big dummy!
25:17Hello, dear.
25:22Bye!
25:31Hey!
25:33Hey!
25:38How are we?
25:39Just text him.
25:43Because my phone is trapped inside the lockers that you just knocked over.
25:50You're upsetting, Fat Neck.
25:56Maddie?
25:57Are you okay?
25:59Willow, I have to get to Diggy and I'm trapped in here.
26:02Please help.
26:07I'm sorry, Maddie, it's not budging.
26:10It would take like five guys to lift these.
26:13Okay.
26:15I can't believe you trapped us in here, Joey.
26:18Joey's in there?
26:31Thanks, Willow.
26:32No, my skin.
26:34Use it.
26:36No, my skin.
26:39Diggy?
26:41Diggy, am I too late?
26:55We're back.
26:59No talking.
27:01No talking.
27:01It's the season finale.
27:03He's tense.
27:07Linda, have you made your decision?
27:10I have, Heather.
27:13This is it.
27:15This is the moment.
27:16The person I want to join me on the International Space Station is to be continued.
27:30No!
27:35What's happening?
27:36What's happening?
27:39Dude, we got cliffhangered.
27:42Evan, honey, sometimes a show ends a season with an unfinished moment to bring viewers back in for the next
27:48season.
27:49My mom was right.
27:51Television is a demon box.
27:54Dr. P, what are we going to do?
27:57We are going to sit on this couch until season three starts.
28:01I'm going to do it.
28:03I'm going to do it.
28:04I'm going to do it.
28:06I'm going to do it.
28:06I'm going to do it.
28:07I'm going to do it.
28:08I'm going to do it.
28:10I'm going to do it.
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