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Wizards Of Waverly Place 1x08 Curb Your Dragon [Full Movie] [Full Story]Full EP - Full
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00:11okay Alex change me back oh but daddy you look so cute as a goat that's making me
00:18a tin can not funny Max Alex change me back okay okay humanosa espinoza
00:34really got your goat on that you just left your way into one-hour study hall starting now let's go
00:43and that means working on your wizard homework and not messing around who's laughing now huh
00:58there's something wrong with that spell or maybe it's me no it's got to be the spell
01:09what are you doing on the wizard computer yeah we're supposed to be doing our
01:13homework not surfing the worldwide whizweb I have to do a little shopping I like to look
01:19good when I'm doing my homework oh this place has the best no trip high heels no
01:26matter how high the heels are it's impossible to twist your ankle I have to try some on
01:37hmm they were cute on screen oh look here's something for Justin
01:46check it out mini dragons for sale okay no I'm getting out of here because I don't want to get
01:52involved
01:55oh that is the cutest little dog I've ever seen
02:01not only is he cute but he's also a dragon that's right a mythical creature and a dog combined now
02:11tell
02:11how many would you like uh we're just looking what would it take for me to get you involved in
02:21one of
02:21these marvelous little dragon dogs today uh I don't get it is it a dragon or is it a dog
02:27it was charm to
02:29look like a dog so we could exist in the real world now beat it kid I'm in the middle
02:33of a sale
02:37okay how are we gonna have a dragon dog mom would totally freak out wait if you guys buy right
02:45now
02:46I will throw in a smoke detector and a small device that cuts tomatoes you mean like a knife
03:00here's a roll of quarters knock yourself out with what the quarters
03:09he seems friendly I bet you he's not much of a guard dog
03:12that is awesome I like him he's feisty ah dragon in a bagel suit what's the big deal
03:20oh I'll tell you what the big deal is this dog dragon is on sale for five million cubics
03:28and because you have a coupon here take that
03:33it's 20%
03:36dude you should totally get him he's on sale plus he'll throw in a tomato slicer
03:42sorry I can't get another dog again no way
03:48not after what happened with Willie wait who's well he's uh he's a dog we had when you were a
03:55baby
03:55oh no here comes the tears or as Justin calls him his allergies
04:04when I was seven he uh got lost and I swore I'd never love another dog again
04:12I gotta go my allergies are acting up
04:19I'll take him
04:19Justin's gonna love me for this
04:21but Justin just said that he doesn't want a dog
04:24trust me Justin wants a dog
04:26trust her Justin wants a dog
04:31here's five million cubics in U.S. currency
04:33oh I know the exchange rate
04:35I order from the Abercrombie and witch catalog all the time
04:38good
04:40your five second warranty
04:41just ended right now
04:49well let's go find a cute doggy sweater to match that cute doggy thing
04:53come on come on dragon
05:01my dog burnt my homework
05:03that'll be a new one
05:10well you know everything's gonna be a breeze
05:13at the end well no doubt just a five minute
05:15you can fix any problem on the slightest to ease
05:18yes please
05:19we might find out it'll go to your head
05:22when you write a report on a book you never read
05:25with a snap of your fingers you can make it bad
05:28that's what I said
05:29everything is not what it seems when you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams
05:38you might run into trouble if you go to extremes
05:42because everything is not what it seems
05:47everything is not what it seems
05:52when you can have what you want and buy the simplest of me
05:56be careful not to mess with the balance of things
06:01because everything is not what it seems
06:18Justin you're gonna love this close your eyes
06:21okay but I'm not gonna taste anything
06:29ta-da
06:30Alex what's that dragon dog doing here
06:32I told you I don't want another pet
06:34well I think you do and so did the dragon seller
06:37of course he did
06:39he's a dragon seller
06:40and besides what are you gonna tell mom and dad
06:42mom and dad don't have to know he's a dragon
06:45I'll just say that I found a dog
06:46because it's a dog and it looks like a dog
06:49that barks fire
06:52okay I appreciate what you're trying to do for me here
06:55but I can't go down this path again
06:57and besides you know about my allergies
07:00it's crying
07:01I'm allergic to sadness
07:04look I know losing Willie broke your heart
07:07but the truth is
07:09he didn't run away and get lost
07:11he
07:13he got out because
07:16because I kind of let him out
07:19it was you
07:21mom and dad told me it was the pizza delivery guy
07:24I haven't eaten pizza in like eight years
07:28don't be mad
07:29I was five
07:30I wanted to take Willie for a walk
07:31and he wanted to go for a run
07:34you saying you feel guilty
07:37rarely but yes
07:39all right
07:41hey buddy
07:44that's a good boy
07:46oh he just did that thing with his nose like Willie did
07:50do you like your new homeboy?
07:54he cannot
07:56thanks Alex he's awesome
07:59I love a good lunch rush
08:02me too
08:02I just wish everyone wouldn't show up at once
08:07what's that?
08:08a dog
08:09just a dog
08:12yeah
08:13what's it doing here?
08:15I found it
08:16wandering alone
08:18in Waverly Place
08:19lonely
08:20looking for a home
08:21looking for a half Latino family
08:25it's destiny
08:26we have to keep him
08:30hey buddy
08:31how you doing boy?
08:34good boy
08:35speak
08:35no no don't speak
08:37don't speak
08:37shh
08:38why not?
08:39oh because if he speaks
08:41there'll be fire
08:42what?
08:43what?
08:44what Max is trying to say
08:46is that he's saving his voice
08:48for those barking dog albums
08:49he doesn't mean Bon Jovi
08:53well
08:54see
08:55he's multi-talented
08:56I
08:57I think we should keep him Teresa
08:59oh we can't keep a lost dog
09:01someone's probably out of their mind
09:03looking for him
09:04oh that is so true
09:06you're right mom
09:07and we should probably put flyers up in the city
09:10so we can find its rightful owner
09:12really?
09:13but he's so cute
09:15come on Alex
09:16you pick now to be responsible
09:19absolutely
09:21we'll scour the city for the owner
09:23and on the off chance that we come up short
09:26only then can we keep the dog
09:28hmm
09:29that's very mature Alex
09:31I'm proud of you
09:34oh
09:34so that's been your plan all along huh?
09:36play with my fragile heart
09:38and then crush it?
09:39what happens if the rightful dog owner
09:40comes along
09:41and sees the lost dog sign?
09:43no one's gonna claim it
09:44because it's not lost or a dog
09:46and you're the smart one
09:49you're right
09:50I'm sorry
09:50I'm just a little
09:52panicked over what happened with Willie
09:53let it go
09:55I was five
09:57as long as he's here
09:59what should we call it?
10:01oh I know
10:01here's an idea
10:02spot
10:04no wait
10:04pause
10:05ooh
10:07patches
10:09I think we should call it dragon
10:11what?
10:13why would we call it that?
10:14yeah why?
10:16cause it's a dragon
10:18I swear it didn't say anything
10:21its name is right here on its tag
10:23its name is dragon
10:27the name dragon is on its tag
10:29I love the name dragon
10:31good eye mom
10:32it's like it was meant to be
10:33okay let's talk about something else now
10:47hey Charlie
10:48can I hang one of these found dog signs on your stand?
10:51what's in it for me sweetheart?
10:54where's Charlie?
10:56let's just say Charlie went to the bank
10:59to get the candy he owes me
11:01and by candy
11:03I mean money
11:05yeah I kinda figured that out when you said bank
11:07um can I
11:08hang one of these signs on your stand?
11:10I'll give you a Bronx Strami Swiss on her eye
11:13how about a Bronx Strami Swiss
11:15and a kiss
11:18how about a Bronx Strami Swiss and a bowl of soup?
11:21cup of soup
11:22foot long
11:24no cheapin' out on the cheese
11:25and a meaningful hug
11:27no hug
11:29done
11:30you'll come around
11:31they always do
11:34well I don't know who they are
11:35but I'm not one of them
11:41he's just like Willie
11:43he likes dog treats
11:44squeak toys
11:45and toilet water
11:47he had a squeak toy
11:48that's okay dragon
11:50you're still the best
11:51oh let me get a picture of you boy
11:52sit
11:55this'll go great in the activities chapter of the photo album I'm putting together
12:00Hugh Puff
12:01what's his name?
12:03dragon
12:04not
12:05not because he is a dragon
12:06no
12:07because there's no such thing as dragons
12:09I should stop talking
12:12does he fetch?
12:14no he doesn't fetch
12:15you probably don't want to do that
12:19but those wings?
12:21oh
12:22oh
12:23yeah
12:23good one Frankie
12:25a dog with wings
12:26yeah
12:28dragon's just like Michael Jordan
12:30every once in a while
12:31a superstar comes along
12:32and elevates the whole game
12:35why is it burnt?
12:37it's
12:38it's not burnt
12:39it's just
12:40it's just like toast
12:41you just
12:42brush off all the black stuff
12:44and it's good as new
12:45see?
12:46all right
12:47it works for now
12:50but something doesn't smell right on Waverly Place
12:56you leave the burrow
12:57you check in with me
13:01that was a close call
13:03we gotta train dragon to act like a normal dog
13:06oh there's a cat
13:07go get him
13:11not you dragon
13:14not you dragon
13:21stay down
13:26I did it but it was kinda cool when you would just
13:29shh
13:29don't say F-L-Y
13:32around him
13:34F-L-Y
13:36F-L-Y
13:37oh fly
13:38fly
13:39boy it's so hot out here
13:41fly fly
13:42what?
13:44oh nothing
13:45uh
13:45said there's a lot of
13:47flies
13:47out here
13:49where?
13:50where?
13:50not up there
13:51I meant
13:51ants
13:52oh
13:54flying
13:55ants
13:56I hate
13:57ants
13:58you know
13:59there was this one time
14:00your father
14:01fell asleep
14:02with a danish on his chest
14:04and in the morning
14:05we know
14:06we know
14:06we know
14:06he had an ant beard
14:07go go
14:07fly fly
14:08go get the ant spray
14:12man
14:12we're lucky
14:13that the word fly
14:14came up a lot
14:15in conversation
14:25please tell me
14:26that was slobber
14:28okay
14:29that was slobber
14:45come on guys
14:45we gotta go check on dragon
14:47yeah we've never left him home alone before
14:49hey guys
14:50I'm sure he's just fine
14:52and if anyone mess with him
14:53he just breathes fire
14:54yeah that's what we're worried about
14:56what?
14:57I thought we just didn't want to take links in the house
15:01hey guys
15:02gotta go check on dragon
15:04wait
15:05Justin
15:06Justin
15:07I'll go tell him
15:08what's the matter?
15:10um
15:12those flyers you put up worked
15:14dragon's rightful owner came by
15:16and picked him up
15:16while you kids were at school
15:18what rightful owner?
15:20hey guys
15:24owner claimed him
15:27his owner?
15:29honey
15:29honey
15:29I'm so sorry
15:31I know how much you loved him
15:46thanks a lot
15:49this is why I didn't want to get close to another dog
15:56thanks a lot
16:12you lost your found dog
16:15why don't you rest your head on Frankie's shoulder and tell him all about it
16:21I would
16:22but I don't have time for you to get a ladder
16:26this is serious
16:27I'm
16:29that's weird
16:29cause he looked like a dog lover
16:31you saw him?
16:33who was he?
16:34you got
16:36I'll give you the bread now
16:37and you'll get your meatballs
16:38after we find the dog napper
16:41that came out with your dog
16:46a program for the Hudson dogs
16:49I have to buy it
16:57do I come into your restaurant
17:00lick a sandwich
17:01and leave?
17:04zinger!
17:06that'll be eight dollars please
17:09ugh
17:10okay
17:14it's today
17:15I'd like to return this for a refund
17:19zinger!
17:42may I help you?
17:45yeah
17:46can I get a hound of corned beef?
17:50I'm sorry, did you say hound?
17:52no
17:53oh
17:55man, everything reminds me of dragon
17:57everything
17:58that's rough
18:00rough
18:02what do you used to say?
18:06um
18:07a pound of corned beef coming up
18:09great
18:10Max, can you go in the back and grab some more to-go pups?
18:14pups?
18:15no
18:16to-go cups
18:19all I can think about is dragon
18:24Justin, Max
18:26you're coming with me
18:26we're getting dragon back
18:28oh
18:29Ted, we're taking our lunch break
18:30come on guys, hurry!
18:32furry?
18:33he was so furry
18:35hey, I miss
18:46three tickets for the dog show, please
18:49it's sold out
18:50what?
18:52apparently a lot of people like watching dogs run around on plastic grass
18:59no dog
19:00no way in
19:04large fry
19:05see if there's a toy included
19:09Alex will talk us in
19:11she's a master
19:12I totally understand
19:13come on guys
19:14it's not happening
19:16what?
19:17that's it?
19:18we're not getting my dog back?
19:19of course we're getting your dog back
19:21we just need to get a dog first
19:23where are we going to find a dog without an owner?
19:30it worked
19:31we're in
19:32let's get Max
19:41humanosa
19:41espinoza
19:50being a dog is weird
19:52all you want to do is just chase your tail
19:55I don't think I got the spell quite right
19:58what makes it say that?
20:03ugh, I can still smell everything
20:06half of it I don't want to put in my mouth
20:13look
20:14there he is
20:15dragon?
20:16and a dragon seller
20:18he stole dragon back
20:19he's a cotton wizard
20:21come on, let's go get dragon
20:23hey, you're a thief
20:24you sold us that dog
20:26and then stole it back
20:27it's the circle of life, children
20:30we want our dog back
20:32look, kid
20:33you played the game
20:35and you lost
20:36you know what?
20:37you go home
20:38and the money you spent on the dog
20:41was a lesson well learned
20:43you're welcome
20:45no deal
20:46we're taking dragon home
20:47I don't think so
20:50look, he's gone
20:54oh, he's not gone
20:56he's still here
20:57I can smell him
20:58all we have to do is get Max to smell the beagles
21:01how do you know he's still a beagle?
21:03I changed him from a dragon into a beagle
21:07I can change him into any dog that I want
21:09I can change him into a terrier mix
21:12into an Irish bloodhound
21:13or to whatever that is
21:16oh, it's not that
21:17that is a rat with a blow dry
21:23Max
21:25can you sniff out dragon?
21:27I can try
21:29no
21:31not this one
21:34no, definitely not this one
21:39are you through?
21:42freak
21:46Bob, bring around the security trailer
21:49I got a sniffer
21:54great, how are we gonna find dragon now?
21:57our sniffer just got thrown in dog show jail
22:00oh, I know
22:02dragons don't chase cats
22:04if we had a cat
22:05all the dogs would go wild chasing it
22:07except for a dragon
22:08I'm on it
22:09I'll change myself into a cat
22:10but you always mess up the spell
22:12do you have a better idea?
22:14didn't think so
22:16animosa espinosa
22:18how do I look?
22:19cute, huh?
22:30I think you messed up the spell again
22:32oh no
22:34I'm the tiger
22:35I gotta get that spell right
22:41Bob, bring the catnip
22:43all of it
22:47make sure I get extra ketchup
22:56Bob
22:59Bob
23:02dragon
23:05oh
23:11okay, I left him a beagle
23:13and you found him
23:14good work, Velma and Shaggy
23:22come on
23:23come on
23:32it's scary
23:35I still know it's you, kid
23:36that's worth a shot
23:38humanosa espinosa
23:45would you like to excuse yourself to a litter box?
23:48we're kinda busy
23:50you know I'd like to stay and chat
23:52but I've got a dog here I have to sell
23:55again and again and again
23:58not so fast
24:00not so fast
24:00look, you were right before
24:02we've learned our lesson
24:03no hard feelings
24:04I have hard feelings
24:07we're just kids
24:09we're just kids
24:09and we should probably thank someone like you for giving us street smarts
24:13and making us more cautious with future purchases
24:18yeah
24:20I am a pretty good teacher
24:23so thank you
24:24and have a good day
24:26but
24:26oh
24:27don't forget your cage
24:32you know I never thought I would say this to a customer but
24:37it has been a pleasure scamming you
24:44what are you doing
24:45what are you doing?
24:45you let him get away with dragon
24:47you're right
24:48I'm sorry
24:48now all you have is
24:52dragon
24:52dragon
24:53how did you do that?
24:55I just made him take the wrong cage
24:57like I do with you guys in our lunches
25:01what?
25:02who'd he take?
25:03the blood dried rat
25:05I saw the cage right there
25:06I thawed on my feet
25:08and I out conned the con wizard
25:10I'm good
25:13I'm good
25:13pure ball
25:17yeah you're just that good
25:22so dragon is really a dragon?
25:26amazing
25:27actually there are a lot of secret dragons
25:30no that in a family of wizards I didn't see that coming
25:34stupid stupid stupid
25:35so can we keep you?
25:38oh I don't know honey
25:39Max will feed him everyday and Justin will give him a bath and walk him
25:43what will you do?
25:45I'm doing it
25:46I'm coordinating what you guys do
25:50actually pets do teach responsibility
25:53Jerry you leave wet towels on the bed everyday
25:57fine all air dry
25:58can we keep them?
26:01well I don't see what harm he could do
26:03come on dragon let's go up to my room
26:05ah
26:12oh Sheila
26:13this time Jerry you could blame a dog
26:16this time
26:17you think
26:17you do
26:17can we keep them out?
26:21you can't keep them out of the time
26:22I think you want to do it
26:23I'm getting that bad
26:24and I'm probably gonna do it
26:24I'm sensing a little bit
26:24I'm sensing a little bit
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