00:01Porcupines win! Porcupines win!
00:05Don't you believe in miracles?
00:08Well, you better, because Bridgewood High is your new Wisconsin Girls Basketball State champs.
00:16Oh, wait, where is she? Maddie Rooney.
00:19I'm here with Maddie Rooney. She psyched that game-winning shot.
00:23We won! Porcupines won State Brown Champs!
00:29She usually says, damn, what? But she changed it, because today's special, State Champs!
00:37Well, it is going to be a porcupine party at Stevens Point tonight. I'm not going to miss it.
00:44I'm Johnny Nimbus, signing off from the porcupine band.
00:48I'm Johnny Nimbus!
00:55I'm Johnny Nimbus!
01:06Time to slam dunk when you're not
01:10Yeah, show me what you got
01:12I'm under the spotlight
01:14I'll say you'll come on and follow
01:18You dance to your own beat
01:21I'll sing the melody when you say yeah
01:25I'll say no when you say so
01:30All I wanna do is go, go, go
01:34You, you, never have a plea
01:37Have a little plea
01:40You have to tell me how
01:43You, you, never have a plea
01:48Have a little plea
01:51We will know
01:54We're better in stereo
02:01Look who's on the front page
02:04What?
02:07That's me!
02:09This is so cool, Mom
02:11My little girl is a headline news
02:15I made that beautiful face in my baby oven
02:23Parker, let's go
02:25Victory parade will be here any minute to take us to the rally
02:30Yeah, hold that thought
02:32Three, two, one
02:38Freedom!
02:39Freedom!
02:41My month-long punishment is over
02:43On my favorite TV show, Linda and Heather
02:48The rascally little brother
02:50Turned his refrigerator into a time machine
02:53I tried to do the same thing to our fridge
02:57It did not go well
03:00It did not go well at all
03:06I had a half a meatball sub in there
03:08They found it four blocks away
03:12He still ate it
03:15Mom and Dad punished me with a month of no TV
03:19No computer, no video games
03:22Also, the government confiscated a good portion of my home laboratory
03:28Don't copy what you see on TV, yo
03:32Maddie, I'm really proud of how you battled back from that knee injury
03:36And now look at you
03:37My big sis, the state champ
03:42Oh, thank you
03:44That means a lot to me, little bro
03:46Good
03:47Bank that feeling because I'm not going to your rally
03:52What?
03:53Linda and Heather's season ends tonight
03:56I have to watch the four episodes I missed before the finale airs
04:00If I don't, it'll be spoiler city at school tomorrow
04:03And you know, the spoil makes me boil
04:08Yeah, dude, don't even worry
04:11I totally get it
04:12I love that show
04:15Oh, wait till you get to the one where Heather's at the
04:17No spoilers
04:20I will re-break your knee
04:24Oh, it's the parade
04:32Mom?
04:34No
04:35But Maddie
04:38It's a parade
04:45Nope
04:46Not a parade
04:49Just the boy who broke my daughter's heart
04:53Dickie is going away to be an exchange student again
04:56And it's actually why we broke up
05:00I bet he wants to say goodbye to me
05:02But I don't think I could handle that
05:04Besides, I mean
05:06There's a new man in my life
05:08And his name is Victory
05:14Hi, Maddie
05:16Can I just have, like, a minute?
05:18Hello
05:24Stevens Boy
05:26We are coming to you live
05:28We're at the home of Coach Rooney
05:30And Team Captain
05:32Slash MVP
05:34Slash Funk Heroes
05:35Slash, I just like saying, slash
05:37Maddie Rooney
05:39Hey, champs
05:40It's parade time
05:41Let's get a move on
05:44Let's go
05:44You're a big fella
05:46Push these people out of my way
05:52Alright, so I'll just
05:53I'll just catch you later then, Maddie
05:55You can stay, but, uh
06:00I'm in Linda and Heather mode, brah
06:05So I'm gonna need you to dance
06:07Going to dance
06:07Oh, oh, oh, oh
06:10Guess, guess, guess
06:12Wonder if you're gonna dance
06:13What's this, what's this
06:14Together
06:15Whatever
06:16Forever
06:17Linda and Heather
06:18And Heather
06:19Let's dance
06:25hey joey are you there you are not using proper walkie-talkie etiquette live
06:33over
06:36um okay joey the parade is going to be here like literally any second so
06:40all the more reason to use proper walkie-talkie etiquette live
06:49i'm over
06:56fine lobby to porcupine pit come in porcupine pit we need streamers
07:04still didn't hear an over
07:08we are a gopher streamers over and out
07:18number one fan is in the house
07:24dump truck you hear a fan of girls basketball
07:27hey it's not girls basketball it's basketball that happens to be played by young women
07:35you want a boy's black eye
07:40who's this fuzzy wuzzy ball of cute
07:43his name is fat neck
07:45because of his big fat neck
07:47are you neck shaming my rabbit
07:48his neck is very handsome sir
07:52i gotta go change into my porcupine fan gear will you watch fat neck for me
07:56awesome
07:57you wanna hang with uncle joe joe
08:02yes
08:05i hate it when people talk to pets
08:08there are a lot of rules that i am not up to speed on
08:12but here's the most important rule
08:15if anything happens to my rabbit
08:18i will be irritated
08:19there too far
08:21i will lash out at people
08:23there go
08:24you
08:28i'll be right back my fat fuzzy wuzzy
08:31i thought you hated
08:32it's different when i do it
08:35don't you worry mr dub truck sir
08:38your body isn't good
08:42and
08:44oh no
08:50i run here
08:51as soon as i got your text
08:53i only used my phone to contact my mother and pediatrician
09:00but when i saw reggie running down the street shouting
09:03i'm calling dr b
09:05it seemed prudent to follow
09:11you ready for a linda and heather marathon
09:14what do you think
09:18go chicken soup
09:21we get to have soup
09:23yes
09:25no
09:25that's something linda and heather say on our favorite show
09:29my bad dog
09:32my mother just allowed me to start watching tv
09:36i haven't had the courage to do it yet
09:40today's the day
09:43evan
09:44all you need to know is linda and heather are besties
09:47and in the last episode reggie and i saw
09:50linda was invited to be the first teenager on the international space station
09:55do you think she'll take heather with her
09:58or her vampire boyfriend steve
10:02reggie
10:03she's not taking steve
10:05heather's her bff
10:06and bffs have each other's back
10:09you know
10:09like how you didn't watch linda and heather for the last month
10:13because i wasn't allowed to watch it
10:16please
10:16i gotta have my boy to watch my show about my girls
10:23okay
10:23we have to watch all four episodes we missed before the finale airs
10:27no time for breaks
10:29so our butts are stapled to this couch for the rest of the night
10:32but what if i need a drink
10:35a mom said i could only come over if i kept myself properly hydrated
10:42please
10:43you're in dr p's world now
10:46this
10:47is hooked up to lemonade
10:51chocolate milk
10:55and guacamole for our chips
10:59we get to have chips
11:01the forbidden fruit
11:03i was saving this for christmas but
11:08today's more important
11:22god bless us
11:24everyone
11:29okay the parade is coming
11:31sticky tape down people
11:36come on folks
11:37that victory parade just turned into a victory rally
11:42on channel 4
11:44so dally
11:45get down to that rally
11:53maddie
11:54maddie maddie maddie
11:55hey i just
11:55i have to talk to you
11:56you feel like you're quick
12:00a second
12:05hi live
12:08diggy
12:11i have been
12:13icing you out
12:14in a show of sisterly solidarity
12:19bet you felt that chill
12:25why do you need to talk to maddie so bad
12:29because i made a stupid mistake when i broke up with her
12:33yeah you did
12:38what's up
12:40i woke up this morning
12:43ready to go to australia
12:46but it just
12:47hit me how hard being away from maddie is gonna be
12:52i don't know if i should go
12:55what are you saying
12:59i want to get back together with her
13:02whoa
13:03okay but
13:04live do you think that she'd take me back
13:06because if she will i'm not gonna leave
13:09i don't know i mean
13:11diggy this is huge
13:12i can't answer that for her
13:14you're gonna have to ask her yourself
13:15i have been trying all day
13:18i leave for the airport in a half an hour
13:21what
13:23um
13:25okay you know what
13:26you just sit by the poly statue
13:28and
13:29i will go get maddie
13:30before you leave
13:31are you serious
13:32yes
13:33okay
13:33thank you
13:34oh um
13:38you're gonna fix your hair before maddie comes back right
13:45what i thought it looked good
13:49you're gonna fix your hair
13:51before maddie comes back
13:57right
14:12let's go porcupines
14:26where's my bunny
14:29what did joey do with my bunny
14:34hippity hop that geek is gonna drop
14:38please welcome number four
14:41brie martucci
14:47oh good
14:48maddie
14:50dicky really needs to talk to you
14:51and it is huge news
14:53okay live i'm actually too busy
14:56celebrating with people who want to be in my life
14:58to talk to somebody who doesn't
15:00number nine
15:01cat montenegro
15:05okay maddie
15:06i really really really wanted you to hear this from diggy
15:08but he says that he's gonna stay
15:10if you tell him to
15:12what
15:13oh
15:14johnny just announced cap
15:18you guys are talking about something else
15:20sorry
15:22daddy
15:23he wants to get back together with you
15:26i mean obviously like if that's what you want
15:28but that is
15:29what you want right
15:34i mean
15:36yeah it was
15:38but i guess i kind of gave up on that ever happening
15:41so
15:44i don't know
15:46maybe
15:47okay well then maddie you have to get out there and talk to him
15:50because he's waiting for you at the poly statue
15:53but he's gonna leave for the airport in like 10 minutes
15:55number 19
15:57samantha byman
16:00okay look there is an entire town full of people waiting for me in that gym
16:05it's not like i can be in two places at the same time
16:09maybe there's a way that you can
16:12there is
16:14number 10
16:15lacy solitaire
16:17i'll explain it to you later sweetie okay
16:21okay
16:23maddie
16:23give me your uniform and your spare pair of glasses
16:26i will go to the rally you go get diggy
16:28and willow can you just also have time to change
16:31got it
16:32okay
16:32great
16:33number 44
16:34mrs joey rooney
16:39what
16:40they asked how we wanted to be introduced
16:42it's my big dick
16:47there she is
16:49and now your team captain
16:53maddie rooney
16:55i think before we bring maddie out i think everyone would love to hear one of your famous weather poems
17:03johnny
17:04oh no no i couldn't it's not the right time
17:08hickory dickory
17:09the temperature's starting to drop
17:13hickory dickory
17:15dizzle
17:15outside it's starting to drizzle
17:18thunder goes full
17:20lightning
17:21shout out for maddie rooney
17:38hi
17:42i would like to thank
17:44the academy
17:50um johnny
17:52how about another one of those weather poems
17:55oh no i couldn't nobody wants to hear
17:59roses or red
18:00violins or blue
18:02the high on tuesday
18:04was 72
18:12this episode is epic
18:15i can't wait for the season finale on the international space station
18:19dare i say it
18:21i'm a little giddy
18:24wait until you see the end of this episode
18:27when the girls catch the phantom break dancing
18:30he's the b-boy that you can't see boy
18:36wait
18:38how do you know how they catch the phantom break dancer
18:42you watch this episode without me
18:45i'm sorry
18:47i watched all the episodes
18:50it's the phantom break dancer parker
18:53how can i turn away
18:56i thought we were friends
18:58why should i be punished because you blew up your fridge
19:02i was building a time machine for us
19:18did i not recently entrust you
19:21with the most precious thing i possess
19:24i mean can you really possess a pet
19:29i mean in some ways they own us
19:31zip it
19:34did you lose my beloved bunny
19:37okay
19:38i did lose him
19:41but then i spotted him
19:44but then he went somewhere where i could not get to him
19:48so i was just
19:51fleeing for my life
19:59what do you mean you couldn't get to him
20:03you hopped into the girls locker room
20:14fat neck you sly dog
20:19go get him
20:20mr truck i can't just go into the girls locker room
20:25either you go into that locker room and you grab my rabbit
20:30or i go into your chest
20:32and i grab your heart
20:36tell the girls locker room i go
20:42okay
20:44what are you gonna say when you see him
20:58ladies i am not a sneaky peeker
21:01i am just looking for my giant rabbit
21:04joey get out of the girls locker room
21:09oh
21:11whoa
21:12joey
21:13what did you just do
21:15what no i didn't mean to do that
21:18you startled me
21:19so i just jumped back
21:24are you kidding me
21:26joey i am gonna kill you
21:29why are you so upset
21:32oh i found fat neck
21:35fat neck
21:37i am saved
21:38just gotta
21:39get him to dump truck
21:44oh
21:44we can't get out
21:48now i get it
21:49i'm gonna go ahead and say it
21:51that's my bad
22:01what on earth are you doing
22:03live
22:04what
22:06live
22:06no mom it's me
22:09i'm not a
22:11really
22:12name one female sports star
22:17um
22:22beyonce likes to soul cycle
22:29okay fine you got me
22:31maddie and i switched so that she could go talk to diggy before he leaves for australia
22:35you have to get back together with her
22:37well a lie for love negates all of my disapproval
22:42but remember
22:43you can never get one past your parents
22:47we will always know
22:50maddie
22:53you're up next
22:54i'm so proud of you
22:56maddie
22:58hey ridgewood
23:00who wants to hear maddie and rudy talk about that winning shot
23:03huh
23:08hi
23:09hi
23:09talk about the basket police truck
23:11okay will
23:12you go get maddie
23:15mama's got this
23:16you know
23:19before maddie speaks
23:21i think it's time
23:23for vice principal
23:24rooney state championship rally
23:26flag
23:27extravaganza
23:29maestro
23:54can i please watch lyndon heather
24:02you saw this one already
24:04traitor
24:04you've earned that bucket of shame
24:09so
24:10friend who did not betray my trust
24:18who do you think lyndon will take to the international space station
24:22heather
24:23or steve
24:24the vampire
24:27i'm afraid to express an opinion for fear that i will get a bucket too
24:34mark my words evan
24:36lyndon will take heather
24:38i know my girl
24:39and my girl will take her girl
24:41who
24:43is also
24:44my girl
24:48lyndon
24:48i shouldn't have lied to you
24:51but you're my friend heather
24:54friends
24:55forgive
24:56friends
24:58bestie hug
25:03wow
25:04when the wacky hygiene send
25:07this show makes me think about life
25:11ready
25:12take that bucket off and give me a linda and heather bestie hug you big dummy
25:17i have to get to the polly statue
25:37why don't you just text him
25:43because my phone is trapped inside the lockers that you just knocked over
25:49shh
25:50you're upsetting
25:51fat neck
25:56maddie
25:56are you okay
25:58willow
25:59i have to get to diggy and i'm trapped in here please help
26:07i'm sorry maddie it's not budging
26:10it would take like five guys to lift these
26:13okay
26:14i can't believe you trapped us in here joey
26:18joey's in there
26:19oh
26:20oh
26:20in there
26:21oh
26:23oh
26:24oh
26:27oh
26:29oh
26:30hi
26:31oh
26:32nah
26:33oh
26:34oh
26:34i'm scared
26:37oh
26:40oh
26:41oh
26:41oh
26:41oh
26:42oh
26:42oh
26:42oh
26:55We're back!
26:59No talking!
27:01It's the season finale!
27:03He's tense.
27:07Linda, have you made your decision?
27:10I have, Heather.
27:13This is it!
27:15This is the moment!
27:18The person I want to join me on the International Space Station is to be continued.
27:30No!
27:34What's happening?
27:39Dude, we got cliffhangered.
27:42Evan, honey, sometimes a show ends a season with an unfinished moment to bring viewers back in for the next
27:48season.
27:49My mom was right! Television is a demon box!
27:54Dr. P, what are we going to do?
27:57We are going to sit on this couch until season three starts.
28:04Boo chicken soup!
28:06It's fine
28:09It definitely speaks for you who'll have I 가족 happen tall seats.
28:10You're gonna get fresh water up.
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