00:13And that's when the great Chinese wizard Lee first used dragon scales to build an impenetrable box for safeguarding ones
00:20more.
00:21And then in the 12th century, there were nine native...
00:24Time! You're supposed to keep your oral reports under 45 minutes. Otherwise, you start losing people.
00:33Okay, Alex, you're up.
00:37Alex?
00:38Uh-huh? Oh, yeah.
00:40Your report on crystal balls, history, usage, and manufacturing?
00:45Crystal balls, usage, and manufacturing.
00:49Oh, I did mine on how to use the really little ones for earrings.
00:53Cute, huh?
00:56End of report.
00:58You'll try it again tomorrow.
01:00Max, you're up.
01:02Okay.
01:04Cauldrons. Proper use and maintenance.
01:10How'd all these people get in my room?
01:13Cowboat!
01:14Cowboat!
01:15Hello, future voters.
01:18Ha, ha, ha. Sorry for dropping in unexpectedly.
01:21Want to see my favorite niece and nephews.
01:23Cowboat, what did I say about poofing in when you visit?
01:27Oh, right, right, right. It sets off the smoke alarms.
01:30So, uh, what are you guys up to?
01:32We're doing boring oral reports without magic.
01:36You know you're wizards, right?
01:37Well, a lot of times, Dad wants us to study magic without actually using magic.
01:43Well, that's because he can't do magic.
01:46You know what I say?
01:48Those who can't take hamburger and turn it into delicious filet mignon, teach!
01:55Okay, fine. I-I didn't become the family wizard.
01:58But the things I can do with plain hamburger will blow your mind.
02:03He puts cheese in the meat.
02:06Hey, I've had many, many, many of his inside-out cheeseburgers.
02:10Tell me about it.
02:12So, what are you working on?
02:14Oh, uh, well, I'm doing a report on the great Chinese wizard Lee.
02:18Chinese wizard Lee? He's in my fave five.
02:23Beep, beep, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
02:25Beep, beep, boop, boop, boop, boop.
02:27Beep, beep, boop, boop, boop.
02:29Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
02:32Beep.
02:35He'll come here, he'll teach you all about his life.
02:38He'll do anything to get away from his witch of a wife, okay?
02:41By the way, his wife, she really is a witch.
02:45Lee, baby!
02:47How's that wife of yours?
02:53Look, I would appreciate it if I could teach them my way.
02:58Yeah, you're right.
02:59No more distractions.
03:02Oh, I've got presents.
03:03Oh, presents.
03:05Justin, I've got you some opera gum.
03:09Oh, sweet. What's it do?
03:11It's opera gum. Try singing.
03:15Oh!
03:20I think I'll save that for the talent show.
03:22Great.
03:23Max, for you, I've got the leprechaun answer blower.
03:31Ask it a question, blow a bubble, bubble pops, there's your answer.
03:36Give it a drive.
03:38Awesome.
03:39Come on, baby, what are the answers to my social studies test?
03:47Yes or no questions only, but I love that you think big.
03:53And for my favorite niece who I love, I have for you a motoscope.
04:02Okay, look through it, you'll see how people are really feeling.
04:05Oh, cool. I've always wanted one.
04:15Wow.
04:16Either you're really excited or your underwear's on too tight.
04:25And Max has no idea what's going on.
04:28Big shocker.
04:35Wow, you're mad inside and out.
04:38Because no one wants to finish the wizard lesson.
04:41He's right.
04:43Who wants to go to the zoo?
04:47Let me rephrase that.
04:49Who wants to go to the zoo?
04:51As a monkey.
04:54You're going to turn into a monkey?
04:55All of us are going to be monkeys.
04:58Sorry, Cowboy.
04:59We frown on random uses of magic.
05:02Okay, let's talk about it.
05:08Great conversation.
05:10Well, you know, everything's going to be a breeze.
05:13At the end, no doubt, just a five minutes.
05:15It's going to fix any problem on the side of the ease.
05:18Yes, please.
05:20I'm just thinking I find out what you have when you write a report on a book you never read.
05:25Because if you think it's easy, it can make it better.
05:28That's what I say.
05:30Everything is not what it seems.
05:33When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams.
05:38You might run into trouble if you go to the zoo.
05:42Because everything is not what it seems.
05:48Everything is not what it seems.
05:52When you can have what you want by the simplest of means.
05:56Do the thing because everything is not.
06:03I can't wait for it.
06:05I can't wait for it.
06:09I can't wait for it.
06:18You might be the worst of it.
06:21No, I can't wait for it.
06:33I'm not sure.
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