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00:06Dinner is served!
00:09Hey, where's everyone?
00:12Nah, who cares, more chicken bites for me?
00:21What is this?
00:25What is this?
00:32It's meatless soykin wings with compassionate cashew barbecue sauce.
00:39Yeah, mom says meat's off the menu till I get my cholesterol down.
00:45Why do you think everyone else has boycotted dinner?
00:49Well, if the choice is saving dad or saving dinner, I vote dinner.
00:56I'm with Parker.
00:59Give Meatless a chance.
01:02You haven't tried my simulated sausage snaps.
01:08Who is that?
01:15Cindy Dippeldorf.
01:16What is that too-good-to-say-hello-to-me-in-the-grocery-store snob doing in my backyard?
01:28Well, hello, Cindy.
01:30What a pleasure it is to see you trespassing in my backyard.
01:35Well, fix your front gate.
01:39I just came by to give you your... whatever this hot mess is.
01:47It's my poet-tree for poetry.
01:50You see, it's a clever play on the words...
01:53I get it.
01:55I thought the neighborhood needed a place for people to express themselves.
02:00So I gave a dead tree new life by inviting neighbors to attach poems to the branches.
02:06And the poet-tree was born.
02:11The kids love it.
02:13There once was a lady named Mom who said poetry was, quote, da bomb.
02:19She thought we'd be stoked.
02:21To pin poems to the oak.
02:23But she could not have been more da wrong.
02:27Good job, guys.
02:29I didn't think we could pull it off.
02:32Now, don't slay the messenger, sweetie.
02:35But the neighborhood consortium thinks your poetry is a horrible eyesore.
02:41Second only to that unfortunate mustard color you painted your house.
02:48So you just decided to rip it out of my front yard?
02:52Thanks for understanding.
02:54Toodles!
02:58Hello!
02:59Hello!
03:03Who's the older master?
03:06Is it her as the will?
03:09You're the dead in those Hipeas!
03:11See several.
03:13You're too old.
03:15I all a little raw materials.
03:17So hit is she's amadan?
03:18Who's mom as aVID?
03:19And then, the universe?
03:21Hey, for those?
03:24Me, for the planet shoot.
03:25You dance to your own beat.
03:28I'll sing the melody when you say yeah.
03:33I'll say no when you say stop.
03:38All I want to do is go, go, go.
03:41You, you, the other half of me, me.
03:45The half I'll never be, me.
03:48The half that drives me crazy.
03:52You, you, the better half of me.
03:55The half I'll always lead.
03:59But we both know you're better in stereo.
04:10Attention, intergalactic council members.
04:16Robat has arrived.
04:25The intergalactic council are like-minded individuals sworn to uphold the purity of sci-fi and fantasy.
04:33It's like Comic-Con, but we get together one Saturday a month because we cannot wait a whole year to
04:39put on our costumes.
04:47Hear ye, hear ye.
04:49As all-powerful chairman of the intergalactic council, Earth chapter, U.S. subchapter, Wisconsin sub-subchapter, Stevens Point Micro subchapter,
04:59I call this meeting the order.
05:02I thank you all for gathering on this fine Saturday where we can meet far from the judgmental eyes of
05:08our un-costumed classmates.
05:12I bring magnificent news.
05:15Our campaign of emailing, texting, and general annoyance has finally brought Hollywood to its knees.
05:22Wait, for real?
05:24A movie studio is paying attention to our humble micro subchapter?
05:29Yes, we have won the right to choose a comic book character to make a cameo appearance in The Revengers
05:372, Rage of Fulton.
05:40I open the floor to nominations.
05:44I, Joey Rooney of House Rooney on Crane Street, do nominate Robat.
05:53Half robot, half bat, all awesome.
06:07Joseph Rooney, I despise you and all that you stand for.
06:12But we do share a love of Robat, as well as candy bracelets and Mondays in September.
06:19So, if there are no other objections...
06:23Stay off staff, good sir.
06:25I, Orion, defender of the Emerald Nebula, also have a nomination.
06:37You dare challenge Robat, mysterious cloaked figure with filtered monster voice?
06:43Which, by the way, is awesome.
06:47How are you doing that, fella?
06:51Reveal yourself, stranger.
06:59Tis I!
07:01Aubrey Banfield of House Banfield, on Fairhaven Drive, just off Main Street.
07:09It's near the gas station.
07:13A lady walks among us.
07:15Arnie, put it down in the minutes.
07:31What you doing, peeping mom?
07:34It's the Dippeldorfs.
07:37Ugh, what did the Dippeldorfs do this time?
07:39There is a catering truck.
07:42Rented tables, flowers.
07:44They are having another party that we're not invited to.
07:48What?
07:49That is so Dippeldorfy.
07:51Mm-hmm.
07:52Mom is not the only one with Dippeldorf drama.
07:55Yeah, in third grade, Holden Dippeldorf stole my multicolored goodbye puppy pen.
08:02The one I used to write in my dream book.
08:06And, I mean, sure, it's been seven years, but an elephant unicorn never forgets.
08:13Ah, ah, ah, this takes the cake.
08:16Cindy is putting up an enormous bronze giraffe on her front lawn.
08:21Oh, sure, that eyesore is okay, and yet she takes down my poetry.
08:25A brilliant oracle of literary genius.
08:30All right, you know what?
08:32Enough is enough.
08:34We need to take the giraffe by the neck.
08:36What do you think we should do?
08:38What I just said.
08:40Take the giraffe by the neck.
08:42Holden took my pen.
08:44Cindy took your tree.
08:46We're gonna take the giraffe.
08:48You mean steal it?
08:51All right, why don't you just say it a little bit louder?
08:53I don't think the entire neighborhood heard you.
08:56Sorry, sorry.
08:57Let's do it.
08:58But for the record, if anyone asks, I try to talk you out of it.
09:02Okay.
09:07You hungry, Maddie?
09:09We've got soy turkey and soy chicken.
09:13Mmm.
09:14Mom's meatless muck.
09:16No thanks, Dad.
09:17I think I'd rather just keep chewing on my pen.
09:22Does it taste like real meat?
09:24Give me that pen.
09:26Whoa.
09:33Maddie, you won't believe this.
09:35Can you ever just enter the room like a normal person?
09:39No.
09:40I can only enter the room like an awesome person.
09:45So, I was installing new lighting to the park or tunnel to the garage, and guess what I found?
09:52A life?
09:54It's packed with bones down there.
09:57I think they're prehistoric bird bones.
10:01Fuck!
10:05That is one of the most ridiculous things I think I've ever heard in my life.
10:09No, listen.
10:10There's a kid on the other side of town who found Archaeopter's bones when his family was digging a pool.
10:17Scientists came, validated the dig site, and they got a free trip to archaeology camp.
10:23Are you serious?
10:24Yeah!
10:25I mean, it turned it down because he has a pool, but still!
10:29Can you imagine?
10:31What if Archaeopteryx lives right here under our house?
10:34Like you do?
10:35Exactly.
10:37You want to help me dig?
10:41I can't, Parker.
10:43I mean, I've got to do my Algebra 2 homework.
10:45I have to graph some parabolas.
10:48And take me to the bones!
10:54Speak your mind, Lady Banfield.
10:58Who is your nomination for The Revengers 2?
11:02My nomination is...
11:08Smoochbot!
11:14It's from the romantic graphic novel, that's my smoochbot.
11:21Okay, clearly this is some kind of joke.
11:25Smoochbot isn't even a real robot.
11:28He's just a divorced guy pretending to be a robot nanny so he can spend time with his kids.
11:34There is no way the council will ever nominate smoochbot teller, artisan.
11:42Smoochbot's me likey.
11:45All in favor of Smoochbot is put forward by the ravishing Lady Banfield.
11:53So say we all.
11:55Long live Smoochbot!
11:57But this is our chance for intergalactic fame.
12:01Are you saying you'd all just sell out your core values for a pretty face?
12:07Yep, that's exactly what we're saying.
12:11Fine.
12:12Then, in accordance with council bylaws,
12:16I wish to challenge Aubrey of House Banfield
12:20to a side fight.
12:26But there hasn't been a side fight in this council for three semesters.
12:33Challenge accepted.
12:36Bat-boy.
12:39Oh, it is so on.
12:43Right after our scheduled tooth break.
13:00That was completely irresponsible, but so much fun!
13:07I was thinking the exact same thing.
13:09We should take tennis together.
13:10Don't ruin this, Mother.
13:14Sorry.
13:14It just feels so good to get back at Cindy
13:17for getting rid of my poetry.
13:19Dare I say, it's poetic justice.
13:24Take that, you pen-stealing party throwers!
13:27We totally got away with it, too.
13:30It's the cops!
13:31We're going to jail!
13:32Do something, Mom!
13:33Do something!
13:35Okay.
13:37Okay.
13:38Get the door and be cool.
13:40Okay.
13:41Wait.
13:43Be cool!
13:44How can I be cool when there's a soul at your house
13:46that are living for majority of laws knocking at the door?
13:50Chill, baby.
13:51Mama's got a plan.
13:55Wow, Mom, the life of crime is coming surprisingly easy to you.
14:00Oh, yeah.
14:02Hello, officer.
14:04Oh, ha!
14:04You're not the police.
14:06Oh, wait.
14:07Liv, it's Holden Dippeldorf from across the street.
14:10We didn't steal anything.
14:15Oh, Holden!
14:17Holden.
14:19Yes!
14:20Hungry, hungry Holden, who used to eat paste.
14:22Ha!
14:22I thought you went away to boarding school.
14:25Well, I'm back for the weekend.
14:26Bye.
14:27And I've cut my paste consumption way down.
14:30Ha!
14:32Anyway, my mom has sent me over to see if you guys have seen a giraffe statue around anywhere.
14:37Why would we know anything about a giraffe?
14:39It's not like we stole it!
14:42Of course you didn't, but you know how she is.
14:46And she's watching me right now, so just violently shake your heads no, and I'll be on my way.
14:55Okay, okay.
14:57Not that violently.
14:58I don't want you to hurt yourselves.
15:01Gosh, we would sure hate to ruin your mom's big blowout party.
15:05We're not having a party.
15:07Oh, right.
15:07You just have a giant tent, caterers, and everybody in the neighborhood but us.
15:12Actually, it's a wake.
15:13Uh-oh.
15:17I'm so sorry for your loss.
15:20Yeah, my uncle died.
15:21The giraffe statue was donated by the nation of Cameroon to celebrate his life's work of protecting wildlife.
15:29So...
15:31Is that all?
15:34So you could see you and my mom so distraught over losing the statue.
15:39Of course.
15:40Who would do such a wretched, wretched thing?
15:44Well, not us.
15:45So we will just keep our eyes open for any Cameroonian giraffes.
15:51Thanks.
15:52And if you see one from Kenya, that's not him.
15:55Oh.
15:56It's nice seeing you.
15:57We didn't steal anything!
16:11Huh.
16:13This is weird, but I am not finding any prehistoric animal that ever existed with 12 knuckles per finger.
16:22Whoa.
16:23Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
16:25That we are putting these bones together wrong and that this animal never existed?
16:30No.
16:31That we've discovered a new species.
16:34Oh, I like your idea so much better.
16:39We shall name our discovery the Parker-saurus.
16:47Really?
16:48Because I was sort of thinking more in the range of Matty Dactyl.
16:54Tell you what.
16:56How about whoever finds the skull gets to name it.
17:00Okay.
17:01You're on.
17:02And guess what?
17:03You're gonna lose.
17:04Because I'm gonna get to the tunnels first.
17:06No fair.
17:09You're so fast.
17:11How will I ever catch up to you?
17:19Amateur.
17:24This is a three-round sci-fight.
17:28Round one, intergalactic thumb wrestling.
17:32Begin!
17:33Begin!
17:36Thumb wrestling is a sport of strategy and stamina.
17:40The last thumb wrestling duel.
17:42Last...
17:43Oh, and Joey won.
17:49Round two, interstellar staring contest.
17:55Blink and begin.
17:57Begin!
18:05I could do this all day.
18:08I do it every morning.
18:10With a crow that perches on my windowsill.
18:15That's super weird.
18:24Hey!
18:25He blinked!
18:27The loser blinked!
18:34Okay, let's get this giraffe back.
18:37The party just went inside.
18:39All right.
18:40Again, Mom.
18:41Not a party.
18:42It's a wake.
18:44Well, it still would have been nice to have been invited.
18:49All right.
18:50Let's just count our blessings he wasn't saving elephants and help me fall.
18:54Oh.
18:57Oh.
18:58Okay.
19:01I'm almost...
19:02What you doing, guys?
19:04Oh!
19:05Oh!
19:07Oh!
19:07Oh!
19:08Oh!
19:10Oh!
19:13Oh!
19:27I can still see you.
19:30I know.
19:32Oh!
19:35Oh!
19:40So, I know this looks really bad.
19:43But I promise there is a good explanation.
19:46Yeah, there is.
19:47And you should tell him.
19:48Okay.
19:49What?
19:51I'll get snacks.
19:58So, um, what happened is...
20:01Um...
20:02You guys stole the giraffe.
20:03Um, yes, we did.
20:04And, Holden, I am so sorry.
20:06We had no idea that we were ruining your uncle's wake.
20:09Oh, please.
20:10My mom's shadow puppet tribute to life on the Serengeti ruined that wake.
20:17This is fun.
20:19You're not mad?
20:21You're not mad?
20:26That's...
20:27kind of unexpected.
20:30He's still a pen-stealing jerk.
20:33He's just...
20:34kind of a cute pen-stealing jerk.
20:40My uncle would have loved it.
20:42Look, you gotta get that thing back before the wake ends.
20:45Okay, can we have your help, though?
20:47Come on, get in there, hot and hungry Holden.
20:52I thought it was hungry, hungry Holden.
20:55What?
20:55No.
20:56Yes, that's what it is.
20:57That's your name.
20:58That's what I said.
21:01Let's go!
21:07Still no skull, but at least 15 limbs.
21:12The parkosaurus must have been a brainless stomach with claws.
21:17What's that?
21:29Dad?
21:35Why do you have a bucket of ribs from Fast Al's greasy food hut?
21:40And why are you eating it out here?
21:44I can't take another bite of your mom's fakie food meat stuff.
21:50So I'm sneak eating the real thing out here.
21:56Dad, are you...
21:58burying the bones to hide the evidence?
22:02Dogs do it.
22:07Huh.
22:08He's burying them right above the tunnel I discover these pre-starred bird bones.
22:14Huh.
22:15Which are beginning to look more and more like chicken and rib bones that Dad has gnawed clean.
22:28For our final challenge to determine which character will get the cameo in The Revengers 2 Rage of Fulton
22:36is the interplanetary mind melt.
22:41Minions!
22:46Aha!
22:48Who looks like a genius for making these in study hall now?
22:54Alright.
22:57I am thinking of a number between one and seven million six hundred thousand and fifty-eight.
23:03Aubrey, you and your perfect little turned up nose go first.
23:08Correct!
23:10You are the victor!
23:12Oh.
23:13Wait.
23:14Joey gets a turn.
23:16Joseph?
23:17Um.
23:19For...
23:19Wrong!
23:20Aubrey is the winner!
23:23Smooch fat reigns supreme!
23:29Celebrate in my arms.
23:32Scream!
23:37Have you all forgotten why we became members of the Intergalactic Council in the first place?
23:44Because we believe in honor and loyalty.
23:48Because we are the defenders of the fantastic.
23:52Yeah, there are those who mock us.
23:54Call us nerds, geeks, weirdos.
23:59Like our brothers, sisters, cool second cousins.
24:05Neighborhood crossing guards.
24:07Pretty much everyone else.
24:10But do you also want to be called sellouts?
24:13I think not!
24:15And so I say to you today,
24:18Stand fast and stand by Robat.
24:22Because he would stand by you.
24:26Robat!
24:28Robat!
24:29Robat!
24:31Robat!
24:32Robat!
24:33I just messaged the head of the studio.
24:36He said,
24:37We'll put Smooch fat in the movie.
24:39Never text me again.
24:41Victory is ours!
24:53Sorry, Joey.
24:55Can't win them all.
24:57Or in your case, any.
25:01Don't you agree, Aubrey?
25:03Winner of my six alien hearts.
25:10Joey, I've been called weird ever since I was a little girl.
25:14That happens when you have your own cloak of mystery and...
25:17Monster voice filter.
25:21So, thank you for standing up for what it really means to be a true fan.
25:29You're welcome.
25:31Seriously, that Monster voice filter is like the coolest thing ever.
25:36Really? You think it's cool?
25:39Does that electrohyperbot have two processing cores?
25:43Oh, yeah, it does.
25:47No, but...
25:49But I got smooch about in the movie!
25:54You sure did, buddy.
25:57Minions! Recorded in the minutes.
26:00Artie is on Team Snooch, bud!
26:04Walking out with Girl Burn!
26:14Joey!
26:16Wait, I want to do that with my staff.
26:19Minions!
26:23Joey!
26:24Joey!
26:27Joey!
26:33Careful!
26:35Just want to get the giraffe on the pedestal here.
26:39Okay.
26:40Hey, Holden, thank you so much for helping us out of this jam.
26:44I hope you don't think I'm a thief now.
26:46Oh, I totally think you're a thief.
26:49What?
26:50Ugh!
26:51But it takes one to know one.
26:54I believe this belongs to you.
27:00Oh, oh, oh, two hands, two hands.
27:02Oh, sorry, sorry.
27:06What's this?
27:07Some kind of multi-ink goodbye puppy pen that any third grade girl would cherish because of the dreams and
27:13adventures it would make real?
27:17Well, I forgot all about this.
27:20In third grade, I thought you were cute.
27:26So I took your pen.
27:29It made sense at the time, but again, I ate a lot of paste back then.
27:35Okay.
27:36Less yappy-yappy, more ropey-ropey.
27:39Sorry.
27:39Oh.
27:40Oh!
27:48You can drop this.
27:51Thanks.
27:54Little help!
27:58Thank you all so much for coming.
28:00It would have been the world to my brother and mom.
28:03No, no, no, no, wait!
28:07Karen Rooney?
28:09Hey, Cindy.
28:11We didn't steal anything.
28:19That's my house across the street.
28:22It was really nice walking with you.
28:25Do you think?
28:25You could say that in your monster filter voice?
28:30It was really nice walking with you.
28:35I'm not going to lie.
28:36I like the second way better.
28:39You know, I just got the 12th punch of my pretzel pagoda card, and I was thinking, maybe you and
28:48I, the two of us, could...
28:58Joey, Joey, Joey's friend, carry on.
29:03All right.
29:05Here we go.
29:08I love you.
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