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Wizards Of Waverly Place 2x04 Racing [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
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00:16is he looking at me is he looking at me no walk by again i can't that'll be my fifth
00:21time he'll
00:22think i'm lost how am i gonna figure out if he likes me why is this so hard for you
00:28because
00:28he knows i like him and i don't know how he feels about me i've never been in this position
00:34before
00:34that's why i always play cool around justin i don't want him to know i like him well there he
00:39is
00:39hi justin i was wondering if you wanted to come over today because i rented three dvds and they're
00:43not due till monday and i think two of them would be real again all right i'll talk to you
00:47later
00:47about it bye yeah i can't play it cool like you harper
00:58look i'm just gonna go up to him talk to him and see if he likes me
01:03hey dean what's up bruceau hey dean we got the full store in that sweet ride the one for the
01:09razor parameters huh sounds great joey's getting a story on this car we might run
01:13hey tell it joey yeah tell it joey so they had to rebuild it was completely greasy and
01:21and the car's not gonna be ready in time boys oh man oh bummer that stinks
01:30and i'll bet they attached the edelbrock heads and then ordered a new milodon pan and timing
01:35i think uh i guess hey we didn't want that car anyways didn't have the rack and pinion steering
01:42i like yeah because steering is important
01:48because without it all roads would have to be straight
01:59that went terrible what's a wreck and pinion anyway
02:06well a rack is what you hang clothes on and pinion is what you think of things
02:12like my pinion of that dress harper is that it's beautiful oh why thank you
02:24well that sounds kind of right harper but i don't think they were talking about clothes
02:30dean's always got his posse with him i need to get alone time with him you know
02:35aren't you afraid of being alone with him i hear he uses bar soap for his body and his hair
02:44no it's the only way i'll figure out if he likes me alone time is golden time that's what my
02:50mom
02:50always says to my dad before they take their separate vacations every summer
02:57um okay here he comes i'm gonna try it again if i jack it up just pull the fire alarm
03:02i will not pull the fire alarm i am a junior fire marshal
03:08hey um my family owns the waverly substation which is really convenient if you want a sandwich you
03:14should come by after school sometime you guys got salads there i likes my greens he does he's balanced
03:24i wasn't panicking i was doing fine it wasn't me this must be a real fire
03:29hurry hurry nice and orderly people nice and orderly single file
03:33have a junior fire marshal
03:39you know everything's gonna be a breeze at the end of no doubt just if i relance
03:44can fix any problems or slightest ease yes please
03:47you can't find out it'll go to your head when you write a report on a book you never read
03:53with the snap of your fingers you can make it better
03:55that's what i said everything is not what it seems when you can get all you wanted in your wildest
04:06dreams
04:06you might run into trouble if you go to the streams because everything is not what it seems
04:15everything is not what it seems when you can have what you want rather simpler to be
04:24be careful not to mess with the balance of things because everything is not what it seems
04:47max dude why do you keep sending away for that stuff from the back of wizard weekly
04:51it's always a ripoff
04:54justin come on
04:56there's no way an invisibility poncho
04:59can be a ripoff
05:01watch all i need to do is put this on
05:04and i'm invisible
05:09yeah
05:10can't see me can you
05:14i'm over here
05:16now i'm over here
05:19now i'm over here
05:21you can't see me can you
05:25um
05:26only your poncho disappeared
05:31oh man it's effective
05:34of course it's effective
05:35dude it's a ripoff
05:37those things never deliver on what they promise
05:39instead of spending time on that
05:41you should be taking steps to improve yourself
05:44like i am
05:46you got a job as an ice cream man
05:54tennis racket
05:57it's gonna be hard to scoop ice cream with that thing
06:01tennis lessons
06:02i've decided that taking up a sport will
06:04go to college
06:07max why don't you save yourself some time and heartache and put your poncho package up on your shelf of
06:13shame
06:15ah the amazing 3d glasses
06:18let's put these things on and take a look at what else you fell for
06:22shall we
06:27ah the amazing transport stick
06:30i remember this one
06:32it'll take you anywhere you want to go
06:34as long as it's only 36 inches away
06:39this one's not a ripoff
06:42transport
06:49oh
06:50yeah
06:51now i remember what the defect was
06:56anybody around it when i say transport gets knocked out
07:00hey you're right justin
07:02these things are a ripoff
07:06mind reading kit
07:08wow
07:17thank you
07:19harper
07:19for going through all that trouble to make a theme of that right
07:23this isn't for you madine
07:25this is for my first day of driver's education
07:27it can't hurt to put your best foot forward
07:36that's okay mrs russo you have the right of way
07:39cars always yield the pedestrians
07:45um honey listen
07:47i found this great charity where you could donate your used car and they give it to someone who needs
07:52it
07:52great
07:52i love charities
07:53but we don't have a car to donate
07:55uh yeah we do the piece of junk in the garage that makes us call our laundry room the garage
08:02oh and i suppose just because there's a treadmill with your stockings hanging on it
08:06it's a home gym too
08:17oh my gosh
08:18he's here
08:19what do i do
08:20what do i bring him
08:21he likes salad
08:22right
08:23okay
08:27good
08:29alex
08:30that's not a salad
08:31oh
08:32right
08:32okay
08:34good
08:40how am i gonna talk to him and find out if he likes me now
08:43i'm just gonna tell him i need to talk to him alone
08:45whoa
08:46you know what that sounds like
08:47like he's in trouble
08:48or
08:49that a girl wants to talk about her feelings
08:51which is also
08:53trouble
08:53why would i ever listen to you two
08:55don't you want a guy's point of view
08:57yeah sure
08:58why don't you two nurses go find one and send him over
09:01yeah
09:01you know what else is a noble profession
09:03continuing
09:04no she can't comprehend
09:06most words
09:09comprehend means understand
09:12total burn
09:14and i would have treated that burn if you hadn't talked smack about nurses
09:23okay look alex if you want to talk to a guy you gotta find an object of common interest
09:28for example dean's into cars and roaming the halls without a pass
09:32nuh-uh he does have a pass i make them for him
09:37oh why don't you talk to dean about that car mom and dad are always fighting about
09:42dean's into cars
09:43you got a car
09:44huh
09:45here's your object of common interest
09:47take it
09:50i think i get it justin for example you're into action figures i was going through my dad's stuff that
09:57we have to sell and i found something i'm not sure i should keep or throw out
10:00might be an action figure
10:04action figures huh
10:06yeah it's like an old boat captain or something
10:10with a hook for a hand and a glass side there's also a telescope
10:14yeah how'd you know
10:15because that's a first edition captain jim bob sherwood
10:21well you can come over and look at it right after we have dinner
10:24you got it
10:27wow his advice really work
10:29i think we have a date
10:31you should listen to him more
10:33yeah i should listen to a lot of people more but what are you gonna do
10:41hey salad
10:42it's like my mama makes
10:48thanks rousseau
10:50so uh what's going on
10:53yeah
10:53you guys are upset about not having a car to race at piramis so
10:57i thought i'd cheer him up with some nachos
10:59oh we don't serve nachos
11:01but how about i melt some cheese and some stale bread would that work
11:06sure
11:06just like my mama makes
11:13just like your mom really makes it like that
11:16you didn't
11:18because you're not
11:19oh i'm laughing too long
11:23awkward
11:28my dad has an old car that is at work
11:30it's in the garage
11:31you can come by work on it fix it
11:33and maybe enter it in the race
11:34really
11:35yes
11:36the race at piramis fair is in a week
11:38oh i love the fair
11:39i hear in the infield this year
11:41they're gonna break the record by making the world's biggest sloppy joe
11:48so uh
11:49when should we come by to check out the car
11:51right now
11:51and you should come alone
11:53because the garage is cramped
11:54and there'd only be room for a couple of people
11:56okay
11:58hey guys uh i'm working on the car by myself
12:04daddy
12:05you know that car mama says is junk but i love
12:08you love my car
12:09oh yes
12:10keep up with me here
12:11love it
12:11okay and you're gonna love that i got somebody from school to come over and fix it for free
12:17i do like free things
12:28so this is the mind reading kit you sent away for
12:33it looks like a toilet paper tube
12:35with glitter and macaroni shells glued to it
12:39i was a kid
12:40i followed the instructions
12:45okay
12:48now think something
12:51thinking
12:56think harder
12:57don't think you need one of those to figure out what i'm thinking
13:03you got ripped off again dude
13:06it works
13:08it works
13:09dude if you gotta stand that close to hear someone's thoughts
13:12the only thing you're gonna be hearing is
13:14why is this freak holding a macaroni tube to my head
13:19so easy to criticize when you didn't spend hours with a hot glue gun
13:24it
13:27took you hours to make that stupid thing
13:30no it took me a few minutes to make this thing
13:33it took me a few hours to get my hand unglued from my face
13:43transport
13:50that's what you get for making fun of my stuff
14:00can you hold the closer
14:01uh the answer to that is yes and now since you asked me something i would like to ask you
14:07something
14:07sure anything
14:10okay
14:11well there's a lot of ways i could go here so
14:16how do you feel about me
14:21in flip-flops
14:22thinking about going casual all summer
14:26uh
14:26well
14:28that's uh not a shoe that provides very much protection
14:31i'd vote against it
14:32yeah totally that's what i was thinking
14:36okay look
14:37i'm just gonna come out and ask you what i really want to ask you
14:40no no no no no it's my turn
14:42i want to tell you something
14:44oh
14:45do you want to tell me something
14:46that that's great because
14:48now would be the time to do it no one's around
14:51no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
14:55no no no no no no no
15:08hey i just came down to use the home gym
15:19there that should dry nicely
15:23so how's my baby doing daddy i'm fine
15:26oh well you are my baby but i was talking about my baby
15:33okay we're both fine
15:35hey if the man's giving me his car to race a paramus he gets to see what i'm doing to
15:39the thing
15:40or race hitting it in the fair
15:42i heard they're making the world's biggest sloppy joe this year
15:46i love food that's bigger than it should be
15:50yeah and all this talk about sloppy joes is probably making you hungry
15:53you should have mom go make you one
15:55hey what's going on here
15:56oh i'm adjusting your air intake so your fuel will be more rich
16:00you should try doing that with a cash register upstairs
16:08oh watch the pipe
16:12guys guess what we tried out for the tennis team and the coach told us to get in shape
16:18really for the cross country team
16:23we didn't make the tennis team apparently our headbands were a little too tight we got lightheaded
16:29really fast
16:32that's a great story why don't you go tell everybody in the substation
16:35already told them they said to come down here
16:39all right alex who shoved a super duper bouncy ball in my mind reading too
16:47well i don't know who's the only person in this family who has a super bouncy ball
16:52me
16:53but then i lost it
16:56if anyone sees it it looks just like this one
17:00okay
17:01everybody fan out and help max find a super bouncy ball i think i saw it come on upstairs not
17:07here
17:13hey it's mama coming down here to get you all out of here
17:21that's a miracle
17:23dean
17:25dean my man that's fantastic come on let's take her for a test drive
17:29yes
17:31whoo
17:32okay fine let's all take a family ride in the new course
17:38okay
17:41all right
17:45oh uh honey can you open the garage door so we can get out of here
17:52you want it to be alone right
18:05well it's not like they ditched you
18:07alex you did get to ride in the car with dean
18:09yeah on my mom's lap
18:11with justin and zeke signaling truckers to blow their horn
18:15honk dork dork
18:19not how i pictured it
18:21so i'm sorry i didn't get to find out if he likes you
18:24maybe it wouldn't even matter if i was alone with dean
18:27maybe he's the kind of guy who just doesn't tell people if he likes them
18:32oh man dean and i are having the best time fixing up that car
18:37you know what he told me
18:40he likes me
18:46he made my day
18:49i'm giddy for you dad but
18:51did he happen to mention anything about me
18:53why would he do that
18:58this is so frustrating i've tried everything what am i gonna do now
19:03yeah too bad you can't read his mind
19:10yeah too bad
19:13see right there if i knew how to read minds i would know exactly what you meant by the way
19:17you said
19:42i can't believe i didn't make the cross-country team
19:49everybody makes a cross-country team
19:52i mean i know i threw up
19:54but i kept running
19:57i'll tell my family i made the cross-country team and then i'll sand down the soles of my shoes
20:04to make it look real
20:10oh hey alex guess what
20:14i made the cross-country team it worked you're a liar
20:19all right what else might come in handy
20:22oh transport stick i wonder how it works
20:25no no no no ask whatever you do
20:27oh transport
20:27lap five race man the racers have begun lap five
20:38honk your horse
20:42please sit down there's no honking and racing
20:46no there's dean in my car
20:52i gotta go i figured out a place where i could get dean alone and see if he likes me
20:57during a pit
20:58stop no one can intro this thing that's not going to work his posse is his pit crew they'll be
21:03all
21:03over him no they'll be all over his car it's the only time they won't be focused on him great
21:08i'll
21:08come with you really is this like whole me and dean alone thing just like lost on you not anymore
21:14i'll
21:15stay here
21:30bruce so how'd you get in here you can get in anywhere with a jumpsuit and a garden stick i
21:36want to talk to
21:36eat alone i'll be a burrito on the side of hash browns how about you what no that's not what
21:43i said
21:56i would
21:57hey rusa what are you doing down here look dean i was trying to find a quiet place so we
22:01can talk
22:04you know that i like you and that's why i've been acting kind of weird lately and not my amazingly
22:09charming and cool without trying to help you're good to go go go what no stay stay sorry rousseau got
22:17a
22:17race to win
22:29oh shoot i didn't think this through
22:35oh he looks so cute when he's sleeping
22:47oh no the giant slubby joe is full of ants oh wait those are people this is gonna be great
23:00oh man dean are you okay
23:06man i need to find julie a girlfriend okay that's what you're thinking about
23:15what are you getting up to i'm stretching out my baby
23:21that looks like it might be bad enough to ruin the car we'll never be able to take it home
23:31this will never work the macrony is falling off
23:35Okay, it's time to go old school on this.
23:38Dean, we need to talk.
23:40What?
23:41Russo, what are you doing in here?
23:44Watch it.
23:47Frank, Frank, now push the throttle.
23:51Not bad.
23:53Dean, look, I like you a lot.
23:58Draft him. Draft him.
24:03Do you like me or not?
24:05Whoa. Yeah. Yeah, I do.
24:10Really?
24:11Yeah. Why do you think I told the guys they couldn't help with the car?
24:15Why?
24:16Because I wanted to be alone with you.
24:18And then your family kept piling in.
24:20I'm trying to make a good impression. I'm not going to tell them to have to leave.
24:23My uncle raised me with manners.
24:27You wanted to make a good impression?
24:30Yeah.
24:31But I wasn't sure how far to go.
24:34That's so sweet.
24:40Kate, sorry, maybe you should take the wheels.
24:42Yeah.
24:46Make a good team.
24:48Yeah.
24:49We do.
24:51I'm not talking about the drive.
24:52Yeah, good, because neither was I.
24:56Sloppy Joe!
24:57Sloppy Joe!
25:00Whoa!
25:07This is so romantic.
25:15Hey.
25:18What are you doing out here?
25:19Oh, well, I just found out the boy I like likes me.
25:23So like all those sappy movies, I thought I should come out in the terrace and stare at the stars.
25:28But I gotta tell you, it's really boring.
25:32So I guess you and Dean are an item then?
25:35I gotta say, I'm kinda sorry about that.
25:39Since when do you care?
25:41Well, I always thought when you got a boyfriend, I'd be able to intimidate him, you know, if he gets
25:45out of line or something.
25:46But I don't think I can do that with Dean.
25:49He ripped the sleeves off of his winter coat.
25:55Ah, don't worry about it.
25:57If he gets out of line, I'll be slapping him silly with those winter coat sleeves.
26:02Good one.
26:04I wish I would have thought of that.
26:05Yeah.
26:07So what are you doing out here?
26:09Hiding from Dad.
26:11He thinks I'm at cross-country practice.
26:14Well, let me help you with that.
26:18There!
26:20Now you're all sweaty.
26:24You wouldn't.
26:27Transport!
26:31Thank you very much.
26:37Thank you very much.
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