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00:00Previously on Scream Quiz
00:02Give him the procedure now
00:03Or I will shut this hospital down
00:08But Jane Hallis filled out a missing persons report for her husband Bill
00:12I'm thinking if we find this Jane Hallis
00:14We might be able to figure out who the killer is
00:16People came by from the hospital
00:18They asked about you
00:21Do you think we need to do something about it?
00:24I'll take care of everything
00:28The patient was admitted complaining of lower back pain and abdominal cramps
00:32A routine x-ray showed an enormous mass in the stomach
00:36We don't have the results from the MRI yet
00:38I don't understand
00:40Why do you need me?
00:41I don't need you, he was asking
00:42But you said you guys used to date
00:44And the symptoms started when you broke up
00:46It's not Hannity, is it?
00:49That was supposed to be way on the deal
01:01Hi Kathy
01:04Weston
01:06What's going on?
01:08What's going on is that Mr. Gardner has an abdominal tumor the size of a grapefruit
01:13We need to get this thing out immediately
01:15Oh dear God
01:19Weston
01:19When did the stomach pains begin?
01:22When you left me Kathy
01:25When you broke my heart
01:27That's sort of when the pain started
01:29Wait, you guys used to go out?
01:32Um, yes we did
01:33As a matter of fact
01:38After the Wallace murders
01:42Kathy and I ran off together
01:48I got a part-time job teaching English
01:50At the University of rural Oregon
01:52So I could fulfill my lifelong dream
01:54Of growing a beard and living in a log cabin
01:56And starting a microberry
02:00How's the pumper lung advisor?
02:03Really good
02:05Yeah
02:17You see, as it turns out
02:19Kathy was just pretending to be super supportive
02:23When all she really wanted to do was drive a wedge between my daughter and me
02:26Whom I ended up not seeing for over a year
02:37And then a bunch of people got botulas and my French toes infused IPA
02:41Because a bunch of mice got into the mash
02:44And in my book about quarters was a huge flop
02:47Um, shouldn't we be putting him under?
02:49He insisted on staying awake during the procedure
02:52So I gave him an epidural
02:53Retrager
02:54Hey, you need to hear this Kathy
02:56You need to know the devastation that you caused
02:59When you just up and walked out of my life
03:01Hey, hold on
03:03You wrote a book about quarters?
03:06Yes
03:06It was called
03:07Quarters in American History
03:13Dammit, it's our most important coin
03:18Now, I...
03:21Look, I said it then and I'll say it now
03:23I just don't see how you can say that one coin is more important than another
03:28Yeah
03:29I know, Kathy
03:31I remember
03:33Because that was the last thing that you said to me
03:35Before you walked out of my life forever
03:39And that's when the stomach pain started
03:42Look, Wes, I promise I won't try to make this right for you
03:47Huh, this is really weird
03:49What?
03:49What?
03:50What? What? What's weird?
03:51That thing in your stomach?
03:54It's not a tumor
04:01It's a giant hairball
04:05Looks like Trump's wig
04:07Ugh
04:09Oh wait
04:10I ain't missing you
04:17It's called Trico Beezor
04:19It's, uh...
04:20Basically doctor talk for hairball
04:24Listen, you know, you would have made our lives a lot easier
04:27And the operation a lot safer if you just wouldn't have told us the truth
04:30How'd he have that much hair in his stomach?
04:32Duh
04:33He's obviously been dating one of those Occupy Wall Street or Pussy Riot girls
04:37Who think not shaving their cooter is some kind of political protest against the patriarchy or something
04:43Are you saying that that's a giant ziplock bag full of commie pubes?
04:47No, they're not pubes
04:49Mr. Gardner suffers from a condition called trichophasia
04:52Oh, it's from the Greek
04:54Trichia meaning hair and phagin meaning to eat
04:58Yes, exactly, that's exactly right, yeah
05:01It's a psychological disorder that causes, uh, people to pull out and then eat their own hair
05:07Number five, how have you never come down with that?
05:10Seriously, that seems right up your alley
05:12Looked like I told you guys during the surgery
05:15I was all stressed out after Kathy and I broke up
05:18I was managing pretty well until Grace moved to Stanford to work on her Masters
05:23She is so far away
05:27She's doing great by the way
05:28Thanks for any of you for bothering to ask
05:32Anyway, the beer company was a bust, my first book tanked
05:36I lost my job at rural Oregon because I refused to use trigger warnings before screening horror movies to the
05:42students
05:43Obama's America
05:44I was home, alone all the time, all stressed out trying to write my second book, historical playlists
05:52And one day I just started picking out my hair and eating it
05:58I didn't even realize that I was doing it, it was, it was unconscious
06:04Before I knew it, I had this giant bald spot on the side of my head
06:09Yeah, that went on for about three months
06:11But then, check this out
06:13I went to a Tony Robbins seminar and he got me to stop by yelling at me
06:18That man's head is even bigger in person
06:21Yeah, and I thought that I had just poo pooed out all of my hair
06:26I had no idea that it was stuck in there
06:29I'm just glad that this all worked out
06:30Sweet
06:34And I guess it kind of gave me an excuse to come see you again, Kathy
06:40And I'm grateful that my hair grew back before I did
06:44Yeah, I really love that big, bushy head of hair
06:50I used to get naked and put him in a headlock between my thighs
06:55And then look in the mirror and try to pretend I was a porn star from the 1970s
07:01Oh, man
07:02Oh, it's funny
07:03You remember?
07:05Of course I remember
07:06Do you still have those buttons?
07:08I have those buttons
07:10Oh, man
07:13Those were good times
07:17Sorry
07:19Oops
07:21Dr. Holden, if I am well enough, do you think that I could take this beautiful young woman out for
07:28dinner tonight?
07:30Maybe give her a little bit of sex after?
07:34Okay
07:36I think I'm gonna go to my office
07:38Um, girls, you rounds
07:42Doctor?
07:46What?
07:47You two have, uh, chemistry, huh?
07:50What are you jealous?
07:52Oh, no
07:55Snell and I are doing great
07:56She is really, really a terrific girl
07:59A lot of reallys
08:02So, you two gonna start dating again?
08:04Well, I think considering our past and the fact that you are really unavailable
08:11I think there's a very good chance that Wes and I will be exchanging a hairball or two if you
08:17know what I mean
08:17Oh, yeah?
08:18Yeah
08:20Do you have a problem with that?
08:22No, no, I'm just glad that we're all so damn happy
08:28Good, me too
08:29Good, me too
08:35Hey kids, J-Day, Z-Day here, and I know you guys are asking, what's the gag for today?
08:41Well, I'm gonna tell you that the gag is
08:44We're curing everybody in this hospital
08:48Hey, Cramps, what's the gag with you?
08:51I'm sorry
08:52I'm sorry
08:52The what?
08:54You know, the gag, the dope, the hippie
09:00Diagnosed with tuberculosis
09:021918, Carl
09:04He wants this disease back
09:07Mwah!
09:08All right, Zaniacs, that's the gag for the day
09:35That's the gag for the day
09:46What's up? I got a surprise for you
09:49You ready?
09:55Have you ever quoted a girl before?
09:57Yeah, tons of girls
09:59Ever close the deal?
10:01A few times
10:03Actually, once
10:05This
10:05Online thing, you know, cybersex, you know
10:08But when we actually met, it turned out to be my cousin Leon catfishing me
10:12Because he was mad that I took the last turkey leg two years ago at Thanksgiving
10:15But that boy can write some cyber, he need to do an erotic novel
10:22Here's the gag
10:24Girls don't like it when you're eager
10:26Anytime I post anything on social media or text you, you respond before I even get a chance to finish
10:31typing
10:32And it's unattractive
10:35Look, I like you
10:37But when you seem desperate, it's a turn off
10:42Hey, I'm Zani
10:43All right, well, you know what?
10:45Note it
10:46Can I talk to you about something?
10:48I was thinking about the costume that the green meanie wears
10:51It's very specific in the library
10:54You can't just buy something like that at a costume store
10:57Which means he had
10:58Either the killer is, uh, expert tailor and mask maker
11:01Or he had it made by someone who is
11:03Okay, I was thinking the second option
11:05Okay, so then
11:06All we have to do is use ourselves as fate
11:09To draw the green meanie in
11:11And then figure out a way to cut a piece of fabric off his costume
11:14And bring it around to all the fabric stores in the area
11:16See if they recognize it like, uh, they do in those forensic shows
11:20Okay, this is not a forensic show, all right?
11:22That is an unnecessarily dangerous and extremely complicated plan
11:27Why don't we just go to the shops and describe it to them?
11:29Not if they're in on it in some way
11:31We need a piece of evidence to put pressure on them to talk
11:34If they know there's a way we can tie them to the murders
11:36They'll be more willing to give up the killer
11:39I just hope we don't get killed in the process
11:43Although it may stop me from texting you as much
11:47Wishful thinking
11:49What?
11:50I can't believe you don't like my text messages
11:54You know, I often wonder what my life would be like if I didn't become a surgeon
12:01Are you recording this?
12:03Yeah, I have this amazing filter that makes you look like a dog with a huge tongue
12:07Keep talking
12:08Well, anyway, my dad wanted me to become a lawyer
12:11Oh my god, that's hilarious
12:14Because he represented the Nixon administration during the Watergate hearing
12:19Do you mind putting the phone down, please?
12:21Like here?
12:22No, I meant...
12:24Yeah, that's what I meant
12:27I'm listening!
12:29Your uncle sold Waterford Crystal and Cynthia Nixon
12:33Yeah
12:34Yeah
12:35Anyway, it was...
12:36It was my mother
12:38My mother was the one who wanted me to become a doctor
12:40Because she really loved mash
12:43Wait, what?
12:44Mash like...
12:45Oh, like mashed potatoes?
12:46No, like mashed a TV show
12:50You know, took place during the Korean War
12:55But it was really about Vietnam
13:00Only the most popular television show in the history of TV
13:04I think you mean Boy Meets World
13:07Boy Meets World
13:08Uh, hello, Boy Meets World
13:10Cory and Topanga, the greatest love story ever
13:18You should really watch Boy Meets World
13:20You know...
13:21I'm starting to feel the age gap a bit, are you?
13:25I'm sorry, I'm trying
13:26I mean, I listened to the oldie station all day
13:29I learned about Blink-182 and Smash Mouth and Trumbawumba
13:34I got an idea
13:35Let's go to the bedroom, shall we?
13:40Mm, mm
13:43Uh, yes
13:46Yeah
13:49Mm, mm
13:52Oh, yes
13:55Mm-hmm
13:57Are you having a good time?
14:00Yeah, why?
14:02Well, you seem to be looking around the room a lot, not quite a bit
14:06Mm
14:12Oh
14:14Are you yawning?
14:17What?
14:18Yawning
14:19No, I...
14:21Oh
14:23No?
14:33Are you texting?
14:37Mm
14:37Uh, no
14:39I'm Snapchatting
14:41Snapchatting?
14:43Look...
14:43Brock, I'm sorry, okay? But...
14:46I'm hot
14:47I don't have to be good in bed
14:49I just lay here and let hot dudes pork me
14:52But for you, I'll let you look at my boobs
14:56They're right here
14:57They're right here
15:06You missed me, didn't you?
15:12A real woman
15:14Who's been around the block a couple times
15:16You know, a brassy old girl who really knows what she's doing
15:22What?
15:23Oh, Kathy
15:24What did you just say?
15:28Wait, did you just call me Kathy?
15:30No
15:31No, I said...
15:33Bathy
15:34Oh, Bathy
15:35Yeah, I...
15:36Look, I... I love making love to you, but sometimes
15:40I think it'd be great if we just lit some candles and...
15:43And popped some champagne and took a bathy
15:46Oh, dear
15:47Yeah
15:48No
15:48Nuh-uh
15:49You just called me Kathy
15:51Because you were thinking of Dean Munch
15:53I wasn't... that's crazy
15:56Is that her first name, even?
15:57You know what?
15:59Continue
16:00I'll be listening to Spotify
16:03That way you can yell the name of whatever dusty old hag takes you there
16:17Lookin' for me?
16:19Or what we say
16:21Only in dreams
16:27Oh...
16:28Ooh
16:29What?
16:30What?
16:32What?
16:35What?
16:36What?
16:39I know it's right
16:42But the moment I wake up
16:46Deep in the night
16:49Nowhere I'm home
16:52I'd rather be here
16:55Than you
17:00I've been waiting
17:07I've been waiting
17:11I've been waiting
17:36I've been waiting
17:39I've been waiting
17:55I've been waiting
18:00I've been waiting
18:28I've been waiting
18:45I've been waiting
18:48I've been waiting
18:49Here we go
18:51Get ready
18:52Get set
18:55And go
19:02Boy, hey Brock
19:07Well, I just broke out the old workout tapes just trying to get my body back into fine-tuned shape
19:14Now that Wes Gardner, now that Wes Gardner is back in my pants
19:21Orgasm
19:22I had a terrible mistake
19:25What?
19:27Well, Chanel, the whole thing is lame
19:48Oh, poor Brock, the whole thing, I'm not the first seamen to have been full of a young girl furburger,
20:00I'm just sorry that you came to your senses too late
20:04But you see, you see, you see, you know, you're in the middle of the fold, you're gonna be in
20:18the middle of a room, you're in the middle of your life, you know, that's what you're doing, you need
20:34your daughter, they're doing this?
20:34Oh, I can't wait to get into bed with you later and rock your world.
20:40If you play your cards right, I may even move a little.
20:44Hmm. Hmm.
20:52So I don't know if menopause makes old crones lose their ability to think or see clearly,
20:59but Dr. Brock Holt is my man.
21:04Oh, you sweet, sweet girl.
21:09You see, he's your man because I let him be your man,
21:13and he will be your man until I decide to take him from you,
21:18which won't be very difficult.
21:21See, men like Brock seem to be attracted to women who can do long division
21:26and who have a sex swing in their bedrooms.
21:32Enjoy it while it lasts.
21:39Why am I leaving? This is my office. You should be exiting.
21:47I am not exiting just so you can end our conversation on your dramatic threat.
21:51Why would I help you like that?
21:54I am just going to stand here.
22:00Okay. Make yourself at home.
22:21She says I text her too much.
22:23And yeah, maybe I do.
22:24Like when I get up in the morning, I'll send her a text like,
22:27hey, I just woke up. Are you still asleep?
22:29But then she won't text me back.
22:31So then I'll be like, look, no need to write me back if you're still asleep.
22:34But then I'm like, she's not asleep. She's got to be awake.
22:37So now I text again like, look, if you sleep, it's okay.
22:40Well, call me when you wake up.
22:42Though you should not feel obligated.
22:44Okay, I'm going to stop you right there.
22:47Give me your phone.
22:48What? Why?
22:50Because you're being a total creeper.
22:52I mean, I would be stunned if Zeta hasn't already taken out a restraining order against you.
22:58Chanel's right. You're definitely blowing it.
23:00Um, I don't agree.
23:02I, for one, would love if a guy were texting you that much.
23:07Or at all.
23:08There. Problem solved.
23:10I blocked Zeta's number from your phone.
23:12That way, if she texts you, you won't know.
23:14So you won't be tempted to text her back right away.
23:16Then at 9 p.m. on the dot, every day, the phone will automatically unblock her number.
23:22And you'll receive any text messages she may have sent you throughout the day.
23:25And you're allowed to respond with one text.
23:29Then after an hour, your phone will automatically re-block the number.
23:33And it'll seem like you're playing it cool.
23:35And she'll probably be less creeped out by you.
23:37And that's my good deed for the year.
23:39Oh, and don't think just because I'm helping you doesn't mean I don't think that you're the green meanie.
23:43Because I still have my suspicions.
23:45All right, that's like a double-double negative and a negative.
23:49But whatever that means, I'll take it, okay?
23:51Thanks, Chanel's.
23:55Who the hell are my texts?
24:03Come back tomorrow. We're closed.
24:05Please, no, it would only take a second.
24:07I just need to know if you've seen this fabric before.
24:21Why don't you come in?
24:30Oh, I'm so sorry.
24:32I've just been in every fabric store in a 50-mile radius.
24:44Maybe you can tell me where someone might have gotten at.
24:48Follow me.
24:50Follow me.
25:14Midnight green velvet pleather.
25:17Very exotic.
25:19So you've seen that fabric before?
25:21Oh, yes.
25:23I've made several interesting costumes with this fabric.
25:27Big, scary ones.
25:30With a green mask.
25:32And horns.
25:33I think we're talking about the same costume.
25:36Like a swamp monster with a long green cape.
25:41Yes.
25:41That's the one.
25:42I made three of them.
25:44Same design, but different sizes.
25:47When was this?
25:50Well, one was years ago.
25:531986, I think.
25:54I remember the year,
25:55because that was the year Karate Kid 2 came out.
25:58I got a handy in the theater.
26:01The next one was a few months ago.
26:04I remember that one,
26:05because I went to try this new Italian place in town.
26:08and I got a handy under the table.
26:11The last one was just a few weeks ago.
26:15I don't remember any handies associated with that one.
26:20They all paid in cash.
26:22And I don't keep receipts.
26:24Wait, do you remember anything else?
26:25Like who placed the order?
26:27Or what they looked like?
26:29Well, the second one was all by mail.
26:31They just sent me the measurements in a P.O. box
26:34to mail the costume to.
26:35The first one and the third one.
26:38It was the same person who ordered those.
26:41Nice old lady.
26:43Pretty hands.
26:46But I don't remember her name.
26:48An old lady.
26:50Jane.
26:51It could be Jane Hollis.
26:53She could have got the first and the third,
26:54but what in the second?
26:57Oh, uh, thanks.
26:59That's all I need to know.
27:10And then I just put in earbuds
27:11and started listening to Spotify
27:13and I guess I dozed off or something.
27:15Oh my God, Shnell.
27:16You are so lucky.
27:18Okay, if a hot doctor
27:20asked me to take a bathy with him,
27:22I would think that I had died in Montana.
27:25He didn't say bathy.
27:26He said Kathy as in Dean, Kathy, box munch.
27:30I mean, if he's still hung up on her,
27:32I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
27:34I mean, I'm hot, I'm young, I'm skinny,
27:36she's as old as the hills and a total bitch.
27:39How am I supposed to compete with that?
27:41You could always put in a little more effort.
27:43Well, how?
27:46Um, I don't know.
27:47Maybe, like, take sex classes or something?
27:49Sex classes number three?
27:51And where do you imagine
27:52they offer these sex classes?
27:55Ahem.
27:57Shnell, if I may,
28:00I believe you're going about this all wrong.
28:11Maybe it isn't about the sex.
28:14Maybe it's about the cultural differences
28:16between yours and Brock's respected generations.
28:19Maybe he and Dean Munch
28:21can bond over shared experiences
28:23in a way that you and he never can.
28:25But if that's the case,
28:27then the solution is simple.
28:29We, the Chanel's,
28:30are going to teach you everything
28:32that there is to know about Brock's generation.
28:34We are going to throw him a dinner party,
28:36and he is going to feel completely at home,
28:38and then he's going to be like,
28:40oh, my God, Chanel gets me
28:42just as much as Dean Munch does,
28:44except she's younger and hotter.
28:48Hester, once again,
28:49you've proven yourself
28:50to be the sharpest, most canny Chanel.
28:53I mean, no wonder you found it so easy
28:54to orchestrate a string of murders
28:56and frame us for it.
28:58A themed dinner party for Brock
29:00is a fantastic idea.
29:04Ladies, we have work to do.
29:26I know I told you to play it cool,
29:28but now is not the time I need you.
29:31The gag is,
29:32I know who bought the costumes.
29:35Two of them,
29:36but just call me back.
29:39Please, ASAP.
29:52Okay.
29:59So...
30:15I need to talk to you, or should I talk to the police?
30:37Why didn't you go straight to the police?
30:40My experience with the police, they couldn't find sand on the beach.
30:47I want you to know that I understand your pain.
31:03Let me help you turn yourselves in.
31:08Too bad you weren't working at the hospital the night they murdered my husband.
31:15You're very kind.
31:18You lose the love of my life.
31:20It was really just the beginning.
31:26That no one was going to pay for their crimes.
31:30I told the police that my husband would not have checked himself on me.
31:40But they didn't believe me.
31:44Right there, they said.
31:50Father, they said.
31:53So I had that costume made to look like the one that...
31:59They killed my bill.
32:01And then I told my brother to go kill everyone on the anniversary of my husband's death.
32:07Wait, brother?
32:11Well, he was bigger and stronger than I was.
32:14And he also was kind of a psychopath.
32:19He died a year later in a fight with a roller derby team.
32:24I miss him.
32:27But knowing him, he probably deserved it.
32:32So I vowed to never let that hospital open again.
32:39And I raised my son to take that same pledge.
32:43Every night, before bed, we'd say our prayers and promise that if that hospital ever tried to open again, we
32:53would start killing people until they just had to close.
32:57But those people had nothing to do with what happened to your husband.
33:02It was innocent patients.
33:05Why are you trying to bring logic into this conversation?
33:10You do realize that we are insane people, right?
33:16Who is?
33:18Who is?
33:18Who is?
33:19It's the gag.
33:20I...
33:21I need to know...
33:25I need to know...
33:26You're right.
33:28Did you do my life?
33:30No.
33:32No.
33:32No.
33:33But I did put marazapab in your tea, sweetheart.
33:37You'll pass out in just a few moments.
33:41That's our schools.
33:42It's a reminder...
33:43What?
33:45You're right.
33:45I'm trying to fill it right out.
33:51Because of it's a change.
34:09We longę£'ve completed, it's a ping-pob-thrity.
34:17Why, hello there, fly boy.
34:22Look out, our boy Brock is home from the war.
34:26Hip hip hooray!
34:31Axe-tree, Axe-tree, it's victory in Europe, the crowds of surrender.
34:35Shhh!
34:36Everyone gather round the wire unless President Roosevelt is about to give a fireside chat.
34:40Hi, I'm Shirley Temple, America's sweetheart.
34:45And at the solicitation of your man was still in trouble.
34:53With his brother...
34:55Chanel, what...
34:58What is going on?
35:00Oh, sit down, fella, take a load off.
35:02I cooked you a homemade meal from scratch.
35:05It'll really stick to your ribs.
35:07It's your favorite, liver and onions and a tall glass of milk.
35:11But make sure you save room for dessert.
35:13Edith lent me her ration card to buy some sugar, so I baked you a cake.
35:17Why are you talking like that?
35:19Edith, let us women take care of you.
35:22All right, look.
35:23Stop.
35:24Stop.
35:24I-I need you to explain what's going on right now.
35:28Well, I'm just trying to show you how familiar I am with the culture you grew up in.
35:33And we just want to thank you for the sacrifices you've made being a member of the greatest generation.
35:39All right, stop.
35:40Stop.
35:40Everyone, stop.
35:41Please.
35:43Number five, stop dancing.
35:51How old do you think I am?
35:55Honestly, I have no idea.
35:57You could be 40, you could be 60.
35:59It's very hard to tell.
36:01Well, you realize for me to be part of the greatest generation, I have to be like 80, right?
36:09Well...
36:09Well, I'm sorry.
36:11I-I just, you were talking about that show that took place during World War II, and I
36:15thought the reason you loved it so much was because, you know, it reminded you of your
36:18childhood.
36:19That didn't take place in World War II.
36:23Well...
36:24All right, uh...
36:26Look, I'm flattered that you-you-you did all this for us to connect, but if I'm being
36:30honest, I'm a little offended.
36:33You're offended?
36:35A little bit, yeah.
36:36Yeah.
36:36I'm gonna go home.
36:38Home.
36:40Thanks.
36:42Ladies.
36:43Goodbye, Dr. Holt.
36:45When I grow up, I'm gonna run for Congress!
36:47Shut up, number five!
36:57Well...
36:59You ready for round two?
37:01Mm-hmm.
37:01Kathy.
37:02I cannot tell you how amazing it feels to be back together with you again.
37:09I mean, I c-can't even believe my luck.
37:11Just a few days ago, I was a nervous wreck with a giant hairball in his stomach.
37:17And now, suddenly, I feel like myself again.
37:21I guess you're my missing piece.
37:24I guess you're my missing piece.
37:25Yes.
37:28Now, Wes, I must admit I'm as surprised as you are.
37:34When I walked out on you because you were such a loser and I couldn't stand your daughter,
37:39I was convinced it was the right thing to do.
37:43But then when I felt those hands on this body again, I was like, Kathy, you are a moron.
37:51This is the guy you should be banging.
37:56Oh, my God, look out!
38:21I have an idea.
38:22Is that body spray?
38:24What are you, 12?
38:25On three, you kick!
38:27One, two, three!
38:34What are you talking about?!
38:36Let's stay and fight!
38:38I just had surgery!
38:39I am not about to pop my stitches!
38:51Damn it!
38:54Someone doesn't like the fact that you and I are back together.
38:58Who?
39:00Dr. Brock Holt, that's who.
39:17Oh, no.
39:20Oh, no.
39:22Not again.
39:24Help me!
39:28Help me!
39:30Help me!
39:31Help me!
39:41Hi.
39:43Can we talk?
39:55I've been thinking about the party that you threw me and how you thought that maybe I was in my
40:0280s.
40:03Brock, I'm sorry if I offended you. I was just...
40:06I was offended and actually afraid, really, for the future of our country, but the more I thought about it,
40:16the more I realized how sweet it was.
40:19I mean, you were really trying to make a connection, and you put in all that effort to bridge our
40:25age gap, and, you know, I'll tell you, I've come to a decision.
40:33Oh, my God. You're proposing. You're proposing.
40:36What? Propos...
40:37Oh, because of the knee? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have a bum knee, and sometimes
40:42if I sit in the same position too long, it kind of locks out, so I have to do knee
40:47bends and such.
40:49I'm gonna stretch it out, like, do a little, like, like what I just did. It's fine now.
40:53I get it.
40:59But I do want to commit to you.
41:03I want you to commit to me.
41:06I want us to commit to each other, for real.
41:10I want you, Chanel.
41:12I want you and no one else.
41:15Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
41:19Ow!
41:20Brocky.
41:22I knew it.
41:24Let me get this straight.
41:26You're back together with Chanel, but you want to have an affair with me.
41:30Yes, exactly. And not a one-time thing. I want a long-term affair. Something that lasts years.
41:36I'm sorry. I am just trying to wrap my head around this.
41:40Well, I like dating Chanel. I mean, sort of.
41:44When we get back together, she makes me do a Facebook live announcement and a Reddit AMA to all her
41:49followers, which are a bunch of nutters, let me tell you this much.
41:54And I don't even know if she likes dating me.
41:56I mean, I know she likes saying that she dates me, but if I try to crack the sentence that's
42:02longer than four or five words by the time I get to the end, she's back checking her phone again.
42:06So why not break up with her?
42:08I thought of that.
42:10But then the thought occurred to me, it's a perfect cover for us.
42:17See, you keep dating, uh, what's his name?
42:21Wes.
42:22Wes. It's more sexy and European if you do.
42:24And if he thinks that Chanel and I are together, then there's no way he'll suspect that the two of
42:29us are having something on the side, see?
42:33So, what do I get out of it?
42:36What do you...
42:37Are you seriously asking me that question?
42:41I think it's pretty obvious, don't you?
42:49Double the pounding.
42:50Exactly.
42:52Double the pounding.
42:54Twice the amount of ruggedly handsome men of a certain age just dying for a taste.
43:01Doesn't that sound tempting?
43:04And, uh, what's his name again?
43:07Wes.
43:08Wes.
43:09Wes must be pushing 50 by now, right?
43:11And I guarantee you there's gonna be a night or two, try as he might, that he just can't perform.
43:18And that's just when you might get an emergency call saying we need you at the office, Dean Munch, right
43:25away.
43:26Yeah.
43:28Well, I think I'm getting one of those calls.
43:35He's coming in right about now.
43:42Don't take it, don't take it, don't take it, take that, take it, take it, take it, take it.
43:48Ignore the girl.
43:49Ignore the girl.
43:50Ignore the girl!
43:51Ignore the girl.
43:52All right, come on, baby, you got this.
43:57Hour and a half.
43:59It's easy, you can do this, Chamberlain!
44:01You can do this!
44:02Nothing!
44:02Be strong, baby, be strong!
44:04And he's at the free-throw line.
44:07Bong!
44:08Here we go. He's hot, lady.
44:11Colby!
44:12Ha, ha, ha, ha!
44:13Hey!
44:15Shaq.
44:38Oh, my God.
44:42Oh, my God.
44:45Jeez.
45:07Hey, Mr. Gardner, I'm Chamberlain.
45:09I work at the hospital.
45:11Hey, I'm just doing some dance cardio,
45:12trying to get back into shape post-surgery.
45:15Yeah, great thinking.
45:16Hey, do you mind if I come in?
45:18I got to talk to you about something.
45:19Hey, come on in.
45:22Hey, you want a juice, huh?
45:24Nah.
45:25You want a ketchup sandwich?
45:26Ha, ha, ha!
45:28I don't drink juice.
45:29Hey, I got a question.
45:30Um, I was going, you know,
45:32gathering all the medical waste
45:33and dumped it to the swamp,
45:34and I found some really weird stuff
45:37in your giant-ass hairball,
45:39like suspicious stuff.
45:43Hey, have any of the...
45:45Chanel's or Zayday told you anything
45:47about my daughter, Grace?
45:49Well, they just said she was really nice,
45:51and she always thought she was right.
45:53Oh, and Chanel said that her hair
45:54was freakishly big, like, you know,
45:57the dude from Nightmare Before Christmas
45:58or, like, one of those big-ass Christmas parade floats.
46:01I figured she was exaggerating.
46:05She's a ray of sunshine is what she is.
46:08She was...
46:09But she was...
46:10She was on her way to doing something great,
46:12like working for Elizabeth Warren
46:14or being an adorable yet completely
46:16not ironic hat man.
46:19And she just came along.
46:23And she seemed...
46:26She seemed...
46:28She seemed...
46:28That was going on at Wallace University.
46:31The...
46:32The hazings and all the murders.
46:42That's when the signs of the trauma started to show.
46:47And she stopped sharing all the boring details of her life with me.
46:54During that Katy Perry, Taylor Swift feud, she sided with Katy.
47:01No.
47:02Yeah.
47:03And no matter how many hats I bought her,
47:07no matter how cute and whimsical they were,
47:11she refused to wear any.
47:12She was not the same person.
47:14She was changed.
47:16All because of those Chanel's.
47:20So is that why you start eating hair?
47:23Is that her hair in there with your own hair?
47:25Listen, when I heard that Dean Munch was starting that hospital
47:28and all the Chanel's were going to be working there,
47:31I thought, that doesn't seem fair.
47:35Not when my daughter was locked up in a mental institution
47:38because of what they did to her.
47:42Wait, hold on.
47:43No, why don't you say she went to Stanford?
47:48Stanford Mental Asylum.
47:52You have to scorn the 99th percentile on your SATs just to get in.
47:56Yeah, I know about that.
47:58Yeah.
48:00I couldn't allow them to get away with it.
48:05How come, how come they get to become doctors
48:08when my little Grace gets locked up?
48:12And then once that green meaning started killing people,
48:15I thought, wow,
48:18what better way to get to them without anyone suspecting me?
48:22I could take the Chanel's out
48:24and everyone would just suspect the other green meaning.
48:28So why did you start eating all that hair?
48:33I went to the hair salon
48:35and paid them for the droppings on the floor.
48:38And then I went home
48:41and I pounded them.
48:43I had to get pretty drunk in order to do that,
48:45so clearly I accidentally ate a bunch of other stuff
48:48that was just laying around the table.
48:51Why, dude?
48:52Because now I'm in.
48:56Now I can move in and out of the hospital freely.
49:02Which means that I can finally get my revenge on the Chanel's.
49:08Now, unfortunately,
49:10now that you have heard all of this,
49:14I can't let you leave.
49:18Well, actually, I gotta make a phone call.
49:20Hey, hey, hey.
49:25I'm just kidding, man.
49:29That was pretty good, though, wasn't it?
49:31Yeah, it was.
49:31Come here, let's get it out.
49:33Let's get it out.
49:44Shh...
49:47Shh...
49:49Shh...
49:50Shh...
49:52Shh...
49:54Shh...
50:10I'm at Jane Hollis' house. Come quickly. We were riding. She is the mother of the killer. Call me back.
50:25I'm at Jane Hollis' house. Come quickly.
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