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Liv And Maddie Season 2 Episode 13 (s02e13) [Full Movie] [Full Episodes]Full EP - Full
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00:05Oh, Sylvia made her mashed potatoes.
00:11Yeah, they're pretty good.
00:14Good?
00:15They are like happiness in your mouth.
00:19So tasty.
00:21So life-affirming.
00:24Oh, here it comes.
00:28Joey, are you crying right now?
00:32Full scope.
00:36Full scope.
00:40Oh, sunglasses inside.
00:44For you, half scoop, Mr. Cool.
00:50Hi.
00:53Oh, Miss Hollywood, you were singing in the line yesterday.
00:58Half scoop.
01:00No, no, no, no.
01:01See, that was my twin sister, Liv.
01:04I personally can't sing.
01:05Sing it loud.
01:09Please don't half scoop me.
01:11Okay.
01:13Full scoop.
01:15But never sing again.
01:18I promise I will not.
01:22Careful, she's extra prickly today.
01:25Yeah.
01:25Thanks for the warning.
01:27Hey, stink breath.
01:30Hey, rat boy.
01:33You wish rats ate this garbage.
01:37Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:39You are very funny, boy, Joey.
01:42For you, I give special treat.
01:46The shop teacher make for me a double school.
01:54Thank you, Syl.
01:58Yeah.
01:59I don't care what everyone says about you.
02:01You are a black-hearted troll with a horrible personality.
02:11Oh, did I forget to mention?
02:14Syl's my girl.
02:16Oh.
02:24I'm up with the sunshine.
02:27I lace up my hearts all night.
02:30Slim dunk.
02:31Ready or not.
02:33Yeah, show me what you got.
02:35I'm under the spotlight.
02:38Yeah.
02:39Yeah, you come on and follow.
02:40You dance to your own beat
02:43I'll sing the melody
02:45When you say yeah
02:48I'll say no
02:50When you say so
02:54All I wanna do is go, go, go
02:57You, you, the other half of me
03:00Me, the half I'll never be
03:03Me, the half that drives me crazy
03:07You, you, the other half of me
03:11Me, the half I'll always be
03:14But we both know
03:17We're better in stereo
03:31Diggy, hey, this is a surprise
03:35There's a little, you have, there's something in your eyebrows
03:38Oh, yeah, that's, that's frost
03:42It's, um, minus 30 degrees in Tundrapania right now
03:46Which means it's almost the start of swimsuit season, though
03:50Huh?
03:52Uh, look, I really need a favor
03:54The anniversary of the day that I met Maddie is coming up
03:57I know! Your meat-iversary!
04:00Maddie's so excited
04:01I know, me too
04:02Um, can you pick up her gift at Towner's Sporting Goods for me?
04:06Sporting Goods?
04:08Do they sell jewelry at sporting goods stores in Wisconsin and nobody told me?
04:14No, um, I'm getting her these really cool sweatbands
04:19Sweatbands?
04:20Sweatbands?
04:20Ha ha ha!
04:21As in, like, bands that hold sweat?
04:24Yeah, I mean, I'd get them myself, but they don't sell sweatbands in Tundrapania
04:28Because here, if you sweat, you die from frostbite
04:33Ha ha ha!
04:34And you're absolutely sure that for your meat-iversary with Maddie, you want to get her sweatbands
04:42Yeah, she's gonna love them
04:44She's gonna hate them!
04:47Ugh, Dickie is such a boy
04:51But you know what?
04:52This is Maddie's relationship, so I'm not gonna butt in
04:56Nope, my butt has better things to do
05:00Butting out!
05:02Ha ha ha ha!
05:04Uh, I'm totally butting in
05:11Hey, Mom
05:12Hello, sweetheart
05:18What have you done with my mom?
05:20Don't ask questions, Dr. Pidgeys!
05:21Take that alien down!
05:23Parker!
05:25It's me!
05:26That's what an alien would say!
05:31Tell us something only Dr. P's mother would know
05:35Alright, I could tell you Parker's middle name
05:38No, Mom, don't!
05:41What's wrong with your middle name?
05:44It's the worst middle name in the history of middle names
05:48Consider my interest piqued
05:52Oh, no!
05:53You're not finding out my middle name
05:55Let it go, people!
05:57Oh, I'm finding out
05:59The people wanna know
06:02Oh, Mom, I can't believe you put this stuff on your face
06:07No!
06:08Okay, that too cost $100
06:10And this was a $50 squeeze
06:13What?
06:14Can you believe how pricey that is?
06:17Parker Geraldine, Rudy?
06:23That'd be a step up
06:27Mom, seriously, you're spending $100 on this
06:31And yet you won't buy the good baloney?
06:34Boys, all baloney is the same
06:38She is an alien!
06:41Give me his middle name and I'll stand down
06:44Leslie?
06:47Are you done?
06:58Okay
06:59Face gabbing in
07:03Five
07:04Four
07:06Three
07:07Two
07:08Oh, yeah!
07:11Yeah!
07:12Yeah!
07:13Oh, yeah!
07:19What are you doing?
07:20Oh, I...
07:21No, I thought you were counting me in
07:28Hey, Rudy?
07:30Sup?
07:34Sup?
07:37Listen, I only have a few minutes to face gab
07:39The Tundrabanian internet is about to go offline
07:42What?
07:44No!
07:45We, like, barely got to talk yesterday
07:47I know, I'm bummed too
07:49But it's third winter
07:50So it's even too cold for satellite waves to be outside
07:56Will we at least give to face gab for our anniversary tomorrow?
07:59Oh, definitely
08:01And...
08:02Sent you a little something
08:06I sent you a gift too
08:08I'm so excited
08:10I put a lot of time and thought into it
08:12Actually, I put more thought than time
08:13Because after I sent it, I still thought about it
08:15I'm still thinking about it right now
08:17But I'm so excited
08:18Ha ha
08:20O.M. Gift Inequality
08:23Maddie's gonna give Diggy something really sweet and meaningful
08:26And all Diggy's gonna give her is sweatbands
08:31Maddie's gonna be so crushed
08:33I mean, like, sweat-free, but just so crushed
08:38I can't wait
08:39Oh, you're gonna love your gift
08:41Not as much as you're gonna love mine
08:43I don't know, mine's pretty great
08:45Mine's relationship-defined
08:46Well, mine's...
08:51I so totally won that, right?
08:55Oh, Jack, love is so weird
08:59Where do you think you got me?
09:02What?
09:03Uh, why are you asking me?
09:05Why would I know that?
09:08Why are you looking at me?
09:09Five, four, three, two
09:10Oh, yeah
09:13Yeah
09:15Oh
09:18Oh
09:19Oh
09:26Hey, Sylvia
09:28The circus called
09:30They want you back in your cage
09:34Enjoy your double scoop, Mr. Funny Man
09:38Sylvia, what's that, uh
09:40What's that picture behind you?
09:43That's my dog, Boris
09:45Oh, dog
09:47I thought someone pinned that disgusting thing up to scare the cockroaches away
09:54Did you just insult my Boris?
09:59My darling baby poochie pie?
10:08Oh
10:09What are you doing?
10:11For you?
10:13Half scoop
10:14No
10:18God, let's hope
10:22I didn't even know there was a corner scoop
10:25Oh
10:27Oh
10:28Oh
10:29Oh, what is that?
10:31Aged, pickled fish
10:33In my country, we serve to prisoners, traitors, and people who hurt my feelings
10:42Come on
10:43It's your boy Jojo
10:46Time to go-go, Jojo
10:49Sylvia
10:51No
10:53Sylvia
10:54Sylvia
10:55Sylvia
10:56Sylvia
10:57Sylvia
11:07Sylvia
11:10I would like to say this is the weirdest thing I've ever seen in this backyard
11:15But honestly, it's not even close
11:19Sylvia
11:20Welcome to the ground floor of Dr. P's Cosmetics
11:23Our motto is
11:25You give us your loot, we make you cute
11:29I looked at the ingredients in your tube of beauty and realized we can make it ourselves
11:34Wait, wait, wait, you're making beauty products?
11:37It was easy
11:39We just had to farm some honey, get algae from Reggie's fish tank, and go to the Stevens Point Caverns
11:45to harvest bat poop
11:49Now, you could go to the store and pay $100 for face cream
11:54Or you can try art cream for the low, low price of two months worth of baloney
12:04The good baloney
12:05The good baloney
12:06Wow, homemade cosmetics from sixth graders, how tempting
12:13Go ahead and be skeptical
12:14But the only thing you have to lose is years off your face
12:20It works
12:21I'm 25, but you never know it
12:26Okay, I'll give it a try
12:29Smart move, Mrs. Roondog
12:32It's gonna make you more beautiful than you already are
12:36Oh, I am so close to telling you Parker's middle name
12:40Mother
12:41I will release the bees on you
12:51Elmer, stop
13:01Oh, hi, honey, feel my elbows
13:07Weird, but I'm game
13:10They're so smooth
13:12Right?
13:13You should feel what this cream did for my feet
13:16Ew
13:18Wait
13:19No, ew
13:23Mom, I need to talk to you about something
13:25So, Diggy asked me to help pick up a gift for Maddie
13:29That is so sweet
13:31What did he get?
13:31Um
13:34Sweat bands?
13:36No
13:38Yes, this is, uh, Diggy's idea of a romantic gift
13:42Ugh
13:43Boys
13:45You know, for our first wedding anniversary
13:48Your father got me a stepstool
13:53Okay, and don't you wish Dad had had a helper to stop that gift disaster before it happened?
13:59Every time I change a light bulb
14:02Okay, good
14:03Because I sort of helped Diggy with Maddie's gift even though he doesn't know I helped him
14:08Is that totally wrong?
14:10Because I got this and I think it's super cute
14:12Oh, that is an adorable Ridgewood porcupine
14:17You did a very nice thing for your sister
14:20Thanks, Mom
14:23Although, you know, it does feel like something's missing, doesn't it?
14:25How about we lose the sweat bands and add this?
14:31Oh
14:31Oh
14:35You're welcome, Diggy
14:37Do you always have a tiara in your bag?
14:40You never know when you might need one
14:42Mm-hmm
14:48Hey
14:48What's up, Hobbit?
14:52Something's different
14:54Did you start bathing with soap?
14:59You insulted Boris
15:01Carter scoop
15:06Next
15:07I was starving
15:10And not just for food
15:11But also for the chit-chat over chipped beef
15:15So I decided to take a page from Liv and Maddie's twin buck
15:20Boris?
15:22Your darling baby poochie pie?
15:25Sylvia, Syl, Syl
15:26I would never make fun of him
15:30Oh, wait, wait, wait
15:34Was my identical twin brother here yesterday?
15:37You don't have an identical twin
15:40Sure I do
15:42His name is Michael
15:43He just got back from Europe where he's been studying chess
15:47He enjoys strudel-making
15:49And pretending to be me and ruining my good name
15:54You never mentioned a twin before
15:57Yeah, well, you never mentioned the hair coming out of your ears
16:01But we both know it's there
16:04If you really have a twin
16:06You bring him here tomorrow to apologize
16:11Oh
16:12You want my identical twin brother here tomorrow?
16:16Okay
16:17Not a problem
16:18So
16:19How about a double scoop of those fluffy mashed potatoes
16:23Is it a show of good fate?
16:28You're right
16:29Tomorrow's perfect
16:38Oh, yes!
16:40My meat-a-versary gift from Dickie is here
16:45Nope
16:47No
16:47He wants to open these together
16:49Over a face gab
16:52I can do that
16:53I'm a very patient individual
17:00But not today because it's our meat-a-versary
17:03I was so happy to give Maddie and Dickie the greatest meat-a-versary ever
17:11I bet that cute little porcupine is sopping wet with tears of joy right now
17:24Hey!
17:27Hey!
17:28Hey!
17:31Hey!
17:32Hey!
17:32Hey!
17:33Hey!
17:34Hey!
17:37Hey!
17:40Hey!
17:44Hey!
17:45Hey!
17:46Hey!
17:55Hey!
17:57Hey!
17:58Hey!
17:59Hey!
18:00Hey!
18:02Hey!
18:02Hey!
18:03Hey!
18:04Hey!
18:05Hey!
18:06Hey!
18:08Hey!
18:10Hey!
18:10Hey!
18:12Well, not compared to the incredibly meaningful gift that I sent him.
18:18What did you send him?
18:21Please don't be sweatpants. Please don't be sweatpants. Please don't be sweatpants. Please don't be sweatpants.
18:26I got him sweatpants.
18:28No!
18:36No way!
18:40Sweatpants!
18:41What a great gift!
18:43Why is that a great gift?
18:49Okay, this is going to sound really silly, but the day that Diggy and I met, I had just finished
18:56whipping him in basketball.
19:01Hey, sweetie. You just lost to someone a foot shorter than you.
19:19Better get a rematch, Rooney.
19:26Oh, sweatpants have huge emotional meanings and ramifications and nuances.
19:34Yeah, but I guess the whole thing just meant nothing to him.
19:41I kind of feel like an idiot.
19:47Maddie!
19:52Hi, so I have something to tell you.
19:55And get ready to laugh.
19:58Yeah, she did not laugh.
20:03Liv, how could you?
20:05Well, the good news is you don't have to be mad at Diggy anymore.
20:08Uh, you're right. I'm not mad at Diggy. I'm mad at you.
20:11But I was just trying to help.
20:13Well, you didn't.
20:14Because of you, when Diggy facegabbed me, I yelled,
20:17How could you be so stupid, and then hung up on him?
20:21What?
20:22No, um, okay. We'll just call him back. We'll make it right.
20:26Oh, well, I can't.
20:27The Tundrabanian internet is down until tomorrow.
20:30Liv, you've ruined my meat-iversary.
20:34I didn't mean to...
20:35Well, you did.
20:37Can you just stay out of my relationship with Diggy,
20:40and while you're at it, might as well stay out of my life.
20:52Oh, greetings, madame. I am my girl, Joey's twin.
20:59The jockster who you found not so funny.
21:05You look like Joey.
21:08Oh, weird, I did the good twins.
21:10What aren't you understanding about this?
21:13Anyway, please accept my apology.
21:16Your dog is adorable.
21:18There is no need to bodice my brother, Joey,
21:22of whom I am identical to,
21:23and sometimes pretend to be.
21:29When you installed the bodice,
21:33you no talk with accent.
21:35Well, it's all part of the rules to pretend I am Joey.
21:41Nerd stuff.
21:43What is happening?
21:45Booyah!
21:51Get Joey.
21:53I want to see him, too.
21:57Joey.
21:58My pleasure.
22:00Once again,
22:01your dog is magnifique.
22:04Mwah!
22:07Hey!
22:10Michael said you wanted to see me?
22:12You are both wearing the same outfits.
22:16Oh, uh, well,
22:17our mother used to dress us alike
22:20as kids,
22:21and Michael never grew out of it.
22:25I want to see you
22:27and your brother together
22:29at the same time.
22:31Oh, okay.
22:34I'll get him.
22:35But for the record,
22:36you have trust issues
22:38that you really need to work through.
22:43Here we are, Sylvia.
22:45Me and my identical twin brother, Michael.
22:49Cute dog.
22:50Ha, ha, ha.
22:52Ha, ha, ha.
22:56You're not buying any of this, are you?
22:58No.
22:59But I wanted to see
23:01how far you were going to go with it.
23:07Look, Sylvia,
23:08I didn't know you would be
23:10so sensitive about your dog.
23:12I'm really, really sorry.
23:14Tell me what I gotta do
23:15to get us back to how we used to be.
23:19It's not me
23:20that you have to apologize to.
23:31Okay.
23:32Is it just me
23:34or is Boris
23:35maybe slightly
23:37just a little bit
23:39dead?
23:41He lives on in my heart.
23:44Now apologize.
23:49Boris,
23:51please accept
23:53my apology.
23:55Now make
23:56smoochy-woochy
23:57with my poochie-poochie.
24:12We cut now, Pop-Rap?
24:14Oh, I am good,
24:16but you probably have fleas.
24:18I am good,
24:19I am good.
24:22I am good.
24:24I am good.
24:25I am good.
24:25your mom liked
24:27the skin cream?
24:28Yep.
24:29And now I'm up to my ears
24:31in bologna.
24:33And not just any bologna.
24:36Lunsford's ranch bologna.
24:38The best bologna of all!
24:42More bologna, Abe.
24:46I'd be delighted.
25:00Parker?
25:02Oh, she sounds mad.
25:06Start the baloney!
25:20Whoa.
25:22What happened?
25:23Your cream happened.
25:26Reggie,
25:27you will now hear
25:28Parker's middle name.
25:30No, Mom, no.
25:31Yes.
25:32Parker's middle name
25:34is...
25:35It's bad enough
25:36that my best friend knows
25:38you guys aren't finding out.
25:41Oh, man!
25:43You hate your son!
25:46Well, I never intended
25:48his name to be punishment,
25:49but I'm glad it is.
25:52I can't wait to tell
25:53everyone at school
25:54your name is Parker!
25:56Nothing to see here, people.
25:58Move along.
26:05Hey, what are you doing?
26:07I'm trying to get
26:08Diggy back on face gap
26:09for like 24 hours now.
26:12Okay, be careful
26:13with your computer.
26:14This lives.
26:15Huh.
26:16Okay, carry on.
26:21Okay, Maddie.
26:23I am so sorry
26:25that I messed up
26:26your meetiversary,
26:26but I got you
26:28a second gift,
26:28and I think it's
26:29going to really
26:29make up for it.
26:30Wait, Liv!
26:31I don't want
26:31another gift from you.
26:33And there is
26:34absolutely nothing
26:35that you can do
26:35to make this up to me.
26:36No, no, no, no.
26:37Okay, listen, Maddie.
26:38I know what I did wrong.
26:39I should have put
26:40the sweatbands
26:41on the porcupine
26:42before I gave it to you.
26:43Liv!
26:43I never wanted
26:44a porcupine!
26:46Are you sure?
26:48Not even...
26:51this...
26:52porcupine!
26:58Happy anniversary, Rooney.
27:01Diggy!
27:04Wow.
27:05Oh, wow.
27:06You're so cold.
27:08Yeah, I'm told
27:09that's safe with you
27:10for a while.
27:12The hell are you
27:13even here right now?
27:14Well, I actually
27:15contacted the
27:16Tundrabanian consulate
27:18and they agreed
27:18to fly Diggy
27:19out for the weekend.
27:22The only catch
27:22is that I do
27:23have to do
27:23a concert there
27:24over my spring break,
27:25but...
27:26Oh, spring break.
27:27Yeah, that's
27:27their fourth winter.
27:29There are seven.
27:32Each one colder
27:33than the last.
27:36Liv, thank you
27:37so much
27:38for doing this
27:38for us.
27:39This is the
27:39best
27:40Metiversary gift
27:41ever.
27:41Oh, okay.
27:50Oh, oh, oh, oh!
27:51What's that, Rooney?
27:53Oh!
27:57Are you sure
27:58you don't want
27:58to take this off?
27:58Hey, whoa.
27:59Ha!
28:01Still...
28:02Still cold.
28:06This is really nice.
28:08Yeah.
28:09I kind of got used
28:11to seeing you
28:12on a computer.
28:15Yeah, now we're all
28:16up close and personal
28:19for, like, a few days.
28:24Um...
28:26You know, our...
28:27our first kiss
28:28was over the computer.
28:33I was kind of wondering
28:36maybe what it would
28:37be like in person.
28:41Yeah, I miss you.
28:47Diggy, my man!
28:48Ha!
28:49Ha!
28:50Mmm!
28:52Are you a town
28:53just for me?
28:55Oh!
28:55You know
28:56tomorrow's
28:57our
28:57anniversary?
28:58Come here!
29:00Come here!
29:00Come here!
29:02Come here!
29:02Come here!
29:02Come here!
29:03Come here!
29:04Come here!
29:04Come here!
29:06Come here!
29:06Come here!
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