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00:02Are you nervous? I got you surrounded. If I roll a 9 or a 6, it's over. Do you need
00:12some tissue in case you start crying when you lose? Are you going to bark all day, little
00:19doggy? Or are you going to bite? When I first moved to Hollywood, my little brother Parker
00:27was 6 and still wore footsie choo-choo train pajamas. He's grown up a lot, Timson. Yes, a
00:39five! Monkey bubble time. My sister Maddie, not so much. We're playing a board game we invented
00:53while you're in Hollywood. It's a mashup between I Rule the World and Smack It and Smack It.
00:59We call it I Smack Your World. Two, four, six, three! Smack It!
01:10I mean, the two of them have had four years together to make up games and build forts and
01:17play in dirt. But now it's time for me to do all those things for Parker. You know,
01:23minus the game, sports, and dirt part. Do you want to play? Sure, yeah. Do I require
01:30a helmet? A helmet? Come on, Hollywood. Join us in the real world where we like a little
01:38smack in the head. This game actually gets really intense. Mom banned us from playing in
01:45the living room because one time Parker rolled a 10 and on his ninth cartwheel knocked over
01:50Great Graham's urn. Their memory still lives on. In the dirt back. So, I missed out on getting
02:03to know Parker and I think I might have missed a funeral. I thought Great Graham was still with us.
02:12Oops. Oops!
02:21I'm up with the sunshine, I lace up my hot socks, I slam dunk, ready or not. Now show me
02:30what you got.
02:31I'm under the spotlight
02:33I dare you come on and follow
02:36You dance to your own beat
02:39I'll sing the melody
02:41When you say yeah
02:43I say no
02:45When you say so
02:48All I wanna do is go, go, go
02:51You, you, you're the help of me
02:55You're the help of me
02:57You have to trust me
03:02You, you, you're the help of me
03:05You have to trust me
03:08And we both know
03:10We're better in stereo
03:16All right, Karen, tonight's the last night
03:19The pastrami palace is open, you ready?
03:25What's wrong?
03:28Hi, honey
03:32I'm trying to loosen my phlegm so we can go
03:34But I am so sick
03:37Oh, I was sick
03:38Sick of that pastrami palace
03:40We'd been there four times since he found out it was closing
03:44Also, I faked a little flu to get out of going
03:46See, a big part of a healthy marriage is strategic lying
03:52I'd suck it up, but I'd hate to ruin your night of pastrami
03:58And I'd hate to ruin my night of six episodes of Downton Abbey
04:04I love you, Mr. Bates
04:09Hey there
04:10You want to come with me and eat your weight and pastrami?
04:14I would love to, but I just had pastrami like three years ago
04:19I guess I'll just have to eat enough for everybody
04:24Um, you sit downstairs bathroom when you get home
04:32Joey, it's Friday night
04:34What are you doing sitting around?
04:36You should be out
04:37With your friends
04:39Dad
04:40I am with 12 of my friends right now
04:46Playing Wheels of Anger 6
04:49I just stole your car
04:53No, yeah, one second, Harold
04:55I got a POS
04:58Parent over shoulder
05:05Dad
05:07Listen, Joey
05:09When I was your age
05:10There was no way you would have caught me at home
05:13On a Friday night
05:14I'd have been out
05:16Having fun
05:20I'm fun
05:23Sure you are, Dad
05:24And I'm super athletic
05:26And super smooth with the ladies
05:31Listen, I'm headed out to my old high school hangout
05:34At the pastrami palace
05:36Why don't you come with me
05:38And I'll show you some real fun
05:44Dad, there is absolutely nothing
05:47That could happen to make me want to do that
05:53Hi, Joey
05:54Hi
05:56I'm here to study with Maddie
05:58But I wore a new body spray
06:00In case I saw you
06:02Take away
06:04It's okay
06:05Well, I can smell it from here
06:07I got a bolt, though
06:09I have a date
06:10With my dad
06:12And fun
06:14So much fun
06:19I think I'm too shy
06:26Sorry about that cold, Mom
06:28You know, you need some chicken soup
06:31And, uh, acting lessons
06:35Dad might believe you're really sick
06:37But one actress to another
06:38You are no actress
06:41I'm so relieved
06:43I didn't want to have to pretend to be sick all night
06:49Your dad's out
06:50Parker's leaving for a sleepover
06:52With his karate buddies
06:53That means I've got a date
06:55With Downton Abbey
06:58Do not interrupt unless there's a fire
07:06Ready for the sleepover?
07:08Yeah, I got you all packed up
07:09And ready to go
07:10Uh, go where?
07:12The sleepover's here
07:14Oh, no, no, no, Parker
07:16I've got it marked on the calendar
07:17Your sleepover is at our house
07:21You forgot?
07:23My dojo bows are coming any minute
07:25Look, this party has to be epic
07:28I need playground boys at school
07:32Playground boys?
07:33Look, I need kids to be talking about this at recess
07:35So I get invited to other parties
07:40Parker?
07:42I'm gonna shop around your party
07:43You are?
07:45You are?
07:47Yeah, I mean, Mom is just way too sick to do it
07:50Oh, I am, I am so sick
07:55Thanks, Lou
07:56Oh, wait, Mom
07:57Don't forget this
07:59And remember
08:00Do not use these tissues too quickly
08:03Or else you'll get a brain freeze
08:12Just remember
08:13The entire future of my social life
08:16Is riding on this night
08:19They're here
08:24Come on in, guys
08:27This is my sister, Liv
08:29Liv, this is Cooper, Isaac, Colton, Jack, Richie, and Zane
08:35That's Evan
08:36He's a year younger
08:37But he's cool
08:39Come on, guys
08:40Party starts upstairs
08:44Have fun
08:47Hi, I'm Evan
08:48I'm all on proof that I was well behaved
08:52Can you initial the box that says
08:54Greeting the host and party politely?
08:59Evan, you just said hi
09:01It's not like you brought me flowers
09:06I'm messing with you
09:08Of course, I'll sign
09:10Is this your first time at a sleepover?
09:13Because I am sure you will do great
09:16Me too
09:17I have tons of self-confidence
09:19Because that's an important part of character
09:24Well, you certainly are a character
09:26Thanks
09:27Mind putting that in the additional comment section?
09:32Oh, and this is my mom's phone number
09:34In case there's any kind of emergency
09:37I really don't think that's going to happen
09:40Really?
09:40I was kind of hoping things would get nuts
09:43And I'd end up in a cast or something
09:46Evan, you don't get out much, do you?
09:48Never
09:53What was that?
09:55Is that what fun sounds like?
09:58I don't know
09:59Do it!
10:01Do it!
10:02Do it!
10:14And that's how you start a party
10:26Hey
10:28Seriously?
10:29Books already?
10:30How about a quick game of one-on-one before we start?
10:34Maddie, we've got to get this history assignment done
10:36It's half our grade
10:37And Willow, don't flunk!
10:42Willow, relax
10:43You know I work best when I put everything off until the last minute
10:46I mean, how bad can this be?
10:48It's the French Revolution
10:49I saw Les Mis
10:53Did you even look at the assignment?
10:55Yeah
10:57I heart Joey, Mrs. Willow, Rooney, Willow
11:04Wrong notebook
11:08Write a 20-page report
11:10What?
11:12Willow, we can't do this all in one night
11:13Why would you put this off until the last second?
11:15You know this is half our grade
11:19Or you may submit a visual representation of the era
11:25Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
11:27Oh, yeah
11:28We built a giant giant cat
11:30Yeah, I can
11:34Cantean's better
11:36We'll use it to slice our baguette
11:38Yes
11:41So, uh, quick game of one-on-one before we start?
11:45Madison Dine
11:46Oh, come on
11:56We're hanging and having fun
11:59Life doesn't happen on a video screen
12:05Oh, man
12:09Any chance I can get my phone back?
12:11I would like to post a picture of you getting a ticket for texting while driving
12:18Safe astrami
12:42Everyone having fun?
12:45Yeah
12:45We're definitely going to be talking about this on Monday
12:49Remember your favorite anecdotes
12:51Are you kidding?
12:53This party rocks!
12:55I never get to do this!
12:56Use fun blasters inside?
12:58No!
12:59Stand by 7.30!
13:02Oh, Mom, you made snacks for us?
13:06Oh
13:08For you
13:10I thought you were too sick
13:13Ah-choo
13:15Oh, no
13:16It's all contaminated
13:18I'll have to throw this out
13:19In the garbage can in my room
13:24Liv, where are you?
13:27My sister says she has a surprise for us
13:30No spoilers for me
13:32But let's just say
13:33She's friends with The Rock
13:37These movies are not age appropriate for me
13:42Okay, I have got something totally cool news for you guys
13:47Get in a circle with the crisscross applesauce
13:52Tell me she did not just say crisscross applesauce
13:58We're all going to love this
14:00And I know that
14:01Because dinosaurs have always been Parker's favorite
14:08She's choking!
14:10Mom, prepare me for this
14:11I'll give her the Heimlich
14:15Evan, honey, I'm not choking
14:17That is just my pterodactyl impression
14:19It would have been better
14:22If she was choking
14:25Who is ready for some duck
14:28Duck
14:29Dinosaur!
14:34Duck
14:36Duck
14:37Duck
14:44Dinosaur!
14:46Woo!
14:47Yes!
14:50Get up
14:51Chase me
14:53And get me
14:58Dude, even my mom would think this was lame
15:03Come on, guys
15:05Let's create something without washing our hands
15:11Where are you going?
15:13Duck
15:13Duck
15:13Dinosaur?
15:14Yeah
15:15Liv, what were you thinking?
15:17I thought you loved this game
15:19When I was six
15:23You didn't embarrass me in front of my karate buddies
15:25You're killing my playground buzz
15:30Parker
15:36Beat it, Terry
15:37It's not happening
15:48We rocked this canteen
15:50Who knew carpentry camp would pay off, right?
15:54You ready to get your slice on?
15:57Bring out, sir prisoner
15:59Bring out, sir prisoner
16:01Forget it
16:01For crimes against the state
16:04Having too many calves
16:06And fraternizing with the American chiefs
16:09I condemn you
16:22Maddie, I need your help
16:24Maddie, I need your help
16:26So how's the sleepover going?
16:28Are you and Parker buds yet?
16:30Hardly
16:30I tried playing duck duck dinosaur
16:32And it was a disaster of Jurassic proportions
16:36Yeah
16:36If he kind of grew out of dinosaurs in the first grade
16:40That's interesting
16:42What was Joey like in the first grade?
16:47Smaller heads, same glasses
16:50So then I made fish sticks for them
16:52You know, the really cool ones
16:53That are shaped like race cars
16:54I even made ketchup headlights
16:57He used to love ketchup art
17:00Liv, there's been sitting in the freezer
17:01Since he was in third grade
17:03Well, now they're sitting in my stomach
17:06I ate one, showed them that they were good
17:07And then I ate the rest
17:08Because they are so good
17:11Maddie, pull out my guillotine in your math book
17:13Yeah, sure, Willow, whatever
17:16Liv, why are you doing all these little kid things?
17:18This is a ten-year-old sleepover
17:19Well, because those are the things
17:21That Parker and I liked to do together
17:22Before I left for Hollywood
17:24That was a really long time ago
17:26I mean, you just need to find things
17:27He likes doing now
17:29Okay, well then
17:30What do ten-year-old boys like to do?
17:32Uh, they like to smash things
17:34They're incredibly immature
17:36Yeah!
17:40What's the cosine of that?
17:42Trigonometrior!
17:46Just like some 16-year-old girls
17:51Let me do the talking
17:53Ooh, here's a tip
17:55He is carrying a boombox
17:57He is not a real cop
18:00I learned that the hard way
18:05Sir, it's illegal to text and drive
18:08I wasn't texting
18:10My son was texting
18:12Officer Clarkson?
18:15Mike Clarkson?
18:18Pete Rooney, is that you?
18:21What is happening?
18:24Mike and I were buddies in high school
18:27Yeah, when he was in off
18:28Winning state championships in basketball
18:30Your dad?
18:31One of the coolest guys in high school
18:34How many guys were in this high school?
18:39I'm not gonna write you up, Pete
18:41I believe you weren't texting and driving
18:44Cause you never could do two things at once
18:46Right?
18:48Thanks, pal
18:49Hey, you know what?
18:50We're headed out to the Pastrami Palace
18:52The Palace?
18:54No way!
18:55Hey, let me clock out for dinner early
18:57I'll drive you over there myself
19:00How'd you like to ride in a real cop car there, little buddy?
19:03Little buddy?
19:05I will have you know
19:06I have three chest hairs, sir
19:11Did you ever get dragged to a party you didn't want to go to
19:14That ended up having a great time?
19:17This was not one of those situations
19:22Come on, Joey
19:23Lighten up
19:24This is fun
19:26Attention, car 591
19:28I'd like to report a teenage boy having the night of his life
19:32Over
19:32I wish this was over
19:36On 591, dispatch
19:38We have a 1099 in progress
19:40Red sedan headed west on Route 20
19:42Whoa
19:431099?
19:45That means a stolen car
19:47You know that
19:48Oh, I play a lot of wheels of anger
19:53I hate that game
19:55Why?
19:56Because it glorifies crime?
19:57No
19:58Because I can't get past level three
20:03Oh, oh
20:04That's your red sedan
20:05That's our prop
20:06Lighten up, Mike
20:07Lighten up
20:12He's evading
20:13He's evading
20:14Oh, yeah
20:15He's evading
20:16That is 12,000 bonus points
20:18Car 591
20:20We are in hot pursuit
20:24I told you we'd have fun
20:28This is awesome
20:29Oh, he's turning left
20:31He's turning left
20:31Air support is closing in
20:37Run, buddy
20:38Run
20:39Hey
20:41Sorry, I have never played this game as the cop before
20:48Come on, guys
20:50We can still have fun
20:52Pizza and orange juice
20:55Delicious separately
20:57But who wants to see how they taste together?
21:05Okay, I know we weren't all fans of Duck Duck Dinosaur
21:09But there is something waiting for you outside
21:11That is going to blow your ten-year-old minds
21:14I'm nine
21:17I'm nine
21:17Just come outside
21:21Okay, but if there's someone out there in an Elmo suit
21:24I'm going to lose it
21:33Terry
21:34Cuba Jam
21:42Whoa, what did you do?
21:44It's live roomies
21:46Karate
21:46Watermelons
21:51Dojo Brothers
22:29That's what playground fun sounds like.
22:34What I heard was a big sister finally bonding with her little brother.
22:39I also heard Terry the Clown laying down some sick beats.
22:56And that's when those race car fish sticks roared right out of me.
23:16We've been chasing this dirtbag for like 50 miles.
23:20How often does this happen?
23:22Just another day in the life of a cop.
23:26You've never done this before, have you, Mike?
23:29No.
23:31This is so awesome.
23:34Oh, he's stopping.
23:36Oh, you've got to box him in, Mikey, box him in.
23:42You guys stay in here while I track him down.
23:44But take some pictures of me in action.
23:48This never happens.
23:52Sorry, buddy.
23:53Looks like we're not going to make it to the Pastrami Palace.
23:57Sorry, are you kidding me?
23:59This is the greatest night of my life.
24:01Dad, you are so right.
24:02Life doesn't happen on a video screen.
24:06I got my boy off the couch and showed him that life could be pretty exciting.
24:11It was a good night.
24:15This is not the kind of sandwich I had in mind.
24:21Oh, sorry, Pete, but I got to take these dirtbags back to the station for processing.
24:26Officer Mike, how slowly can you drive?
24:36You really need to hydrate, honey.
24:39Daddy, you lost a lot of fluid and solids.
24:44Mom, I'm fine.
24:45I just...
24:47Tonight was a complete disaster.
24:50Oh, no, sweetie.
24:50I got to watch four episodes of Downton...
24:53Oh, for you.
24:56I mean, that's what I get for being away for so long.
24:59I just really wanted Parker to see me as his cool older sister, and instead, I am a girl
25:06who can hold her fish sticks.
25:10Hey, guys.
25:12Hey.
25:14Parker, I'm really sorry I ruined your party.
25:17Are you kidding?
25:18Between blasting watermelons, you spewing like a volcano, and that clown's sweet tunes?
25:27I'm gonna have more playground buzz than Stevie Hudaki's sleepover.
25:32Wait, so the boys like the party?
25:35Check it out.
25:40Oh, I'm gonna have a big hole with an actress.
25:47You hit me in the belly with some melon.
25:51I'm gonna...
25:52I'm gonna...
26:01I'll never forget this night.
26:03Thanks, Liv.
26:04It's so great to have you back.
26:10Hey.
26:11If you really want playground buzz, I am pretty sure I saw a possum eating my puddle of barf
26:17in the backyard.
26:20Come on, boys.
26:22This show's not over.
26:36Willow, this is gonna work great.
26:38I'm so glad we found us in the Halloween stuff.
26:41I also found this gem.
26:55You ready to do this?
26:57Let's crank it to its highest notch and see what this baby can really do.
27:18I love your family, Mrs. Rooney.
27:26Oh, thank you, Evan.
27:28That is so sweet.
27:29I don't care what my mom says.
27:31The bad parents are the fun ones.
27:33The bad parents are the fun ones.
27:37The bad parents are the fun ones.
27:39The bad parents are the fun ones.
27:40The bad parents are the fun ones.
27:41The bad parents are the fun ones.
27:41The bad parents are the fun ones.
27:41The bad parents are the fun ones.
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