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Liv And Maddie S02E01 [Full Movie] [English Subs]Full EP - Full
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00:09Good morning, Stephen Sport. I'm your old pal Johnny Nimbus coming at you live from the site of the Cheddar
00:16Brot Fest, where pride and pork come together to celebrate all things Wisconsin.
00:22Cheddar Brot Fest, whoo!
00:24Oh, hey, that is no ordinary sausage enthusiast. That is the now-injured captain of the Lady Porcupine's basketball team,
00:33Maddie Rooney.
00:34Hey, Maddie, how do you feel about the Brot Fest being moved to your school?
00:37Uh, well, Johnny, I think Clancy's Dairy Farm was a great place, but then that, um, cow that struck by
00:44lightning, which was unfortunate.
00:48It smelled like steak, though.
00:52Tragic, but delicious.
00:54Hey, and also with me are the current reigning cheese roll champs, Pete and Karen Rudy.
01:02Look at that. Hey, Pete, tell the folks at home how you're feeling.
01:09Cheese.
01:12Fantastic. Hey, how about we show everybody how this crazy cheese roll thing's gonna work tomorrow, huh?
01:17Now, the cheese roll is all about teamwork. Now, the roller can't see the target, so they rely on the
01:24spotter to help them aim.
01:25Okay, turn a little to the right. Down, and roll.
01:31Yes! Good job!
01:33Are you signing for packages? Because we just delivered them soon.
01:39Oh, that is why they are four-time champs.
01:42Hey, little Brot Fest fun fact, nobody's ever won this five years in a row.
01:48And no one ever will.
01:53Cheddar Brot Fest is Brats-solutely the thing that I miss most about Wisconsin when I was off in Hollywood.
01:58Maddie and I won the cheese roll at age 12 when we got these sweet jackets.
02:07Still fits.
02:09Liv has the freakish ability to roll a wheel of cheese with pinpoint accuracy.
02:15Takes after her father.
02:18Oh, don't make me blush.
02:22She was Bullseye Rudy Locke before she was Tristan Locke into the upcoming blockbuster, Space Werewolves.
02:30I'm very excited, Johnny. The red carpet premieres next weekend.
02:34Oh, that's right, and that's taking place out there in Hollywood.
02:37You happen to have an extra ticket.
02:41Keep dreaming, Johnny.
02:42I will!
02:45So, Maddie, you sure about this partner of yours?
02:48Because she seems to have the habit of not showing up for Cheddar Brot Fest.
02:52I'm just saying, not trying to get your head or anything.
02:57Not going to work, Mom.
03:00The cheese roll's actually the first thing that Liv and I ever won together,
03:02and now that she's home, the Rooney twins are rock solid!
03:10We are rock solid, right, Liv?
03:13Absolutely, Maddie.
03:14No way I am missing the Cheddar Brot Fest this year.
03:16I promise.
03:19Hey, Mom and Dad.
03:20You feeling queasy?
03:22Cause it's about to get cheesy.
03:29Run time!
03:33What?
03:37Run time!
03:41I'm out with the sunshine!
03:44I'll lace up my hot sauce!
03:46When you're 110.
03:47When you're not, yeah show me what you got.
03:51I'm under the spotlight!
03:54I say you come on and follow.
03:57You dance to your own beat, I'll sing the melody.
04:01When you say yeah,
04:04I say no when you say stop.
04:09All I want to do is go, go, go.
04:12You, you, the other half of me, me.
04:16The half I'll never be.
04:18The half that drives me crazy.
04:22You, you, the other half of me, me.
04:26The half I'll always be.
04:29But we both know we're better in stereo.
04:38There it is, partner.
04:40The Golden Bratwurst Trophy awarded to the winners of the Slippery Sausage Toss.
04:47Make no mistake, she will be mine.
04:52How can you tell when a bratwurst is a lady?
04:55By the way, she's checking me out.
04:58Hey, girl.
05:01In the Slippery Sausage Toss, one teammate tosses a greasy sausage to the other one.
05:07If you drop one, you're out.
05:09It's a metaphor for life.
05:14Want to see my mad skills?
05:16Drop me, bro.
05:18Bro.
05:18Drop me.
05:19Right here, bro.
05:20Right here.
05:28Don't stop.
05:30Big surprise.
05:31You're horrible at catching.
05:33You've seen me throw, so that's out.
05:37Look, we have to win that trophy.
05:40I must get to my laboratory to build a device that gives you the power to catch.
05:45That sounds good, partner.
05:50And, uh, you take care of yourself, little mama.
06:01Thanks, Joey.
06:02It's kind of hard to carry my books and with these things, so.
06:05I don't know.
06:06Taking care of the family is what I do.
06:09And now that the ladies from sixth period have seen me be a gentleman for my sister, I'm done.
06:17Later, limpy.
06:22Thanks.
06:29Dickie, hey.
06:31How are you?
06:32I miss you.
06:34It's 40 below zero.
06:36It's like the air is trying to kill me.
06:42When Maddie was supposed to leave for the Junior Olympics basketball team, I decided I didn't want to be home
06:47when she wasn't.
06:48So I signed up to be a foreign exchange student.
06:52Which is, like, way romantic, except then, you know, I blew my knee out, so I couldn't go.
06:58So now I have a boyfriend who's 6,000 miles away.
07:02What a jerk.
07:04Guess what happens when you're the last foreign exchange student to sign up?
07:09You get the country that nobody wants, Tundra-bania.
07:14Heard of the Arctic Circle?
07:15That's where Tundra-banian kids go on spring break to warm up.
07:21I really wish you were going to be here for Cheddar Broadfest.
07:24I do, too.
07:26It's so cold.
07:28Say things that are warm.
07:32Is that Diggy?
07:34Mrs. Rooney, hey, I heard you got promoted to vice principal.
07:37Congratulations.
07:39Thanks.
07:39It's a big job.
07:41Yeah, she's, um, she's in charge of things like, you know, enforcing the rules and...
07:46For example, no face capping in the halls.
07:49Confiscated.
07:51Mom!
07:53Okay.
07:55I know that you're trying to rattle me, but me and Liv are gonna take you down at the cheese
08:01roll.
08:01Bam!
08:02What?
08:05Maybe I am.
08:07Why don't you go cry to your boyfriend in Tundra-bania about it?
08:10Oh, wait, you can't.
08:12I got your phone.
08:16Would you mind helping me carry my books?
08:20Hello?
08:21Okay.
08:22I got this.
08:30Mom, look here.
08:31Mom, look here.
08:32Mom.
08:36This changes nothing.
08:38Come on.
08:51Are you making your own sausage?
08:54Cool.
08:56It's not just any sausage, all right?
08:59I'm putting pieces of metal into the links.
09:02You wanna know why?
09:04Don't need to.
09:06Sometimes you get a feeling that something special's about to happen.
09:11Here, put these on.
09:13I figured out how to win the slippery sausage toss.
09:18Rock bros.
09:20Nice.
09:22Joe with close bling equals...
09:25I got it.
09:27Think fast.
09:32I got it.
09:35Witchcraft.
09:37The rings are magnets.
09:40The metal sausage will stick right to them.
09:42It's doof-proof.
09:44Isn't this...
09:46cheating?
09:47Hey, the rule book doesn't say you can't stuff the sausage with metal and wear electromagnetic
09:51rings.
09:54I'm sold.
09:56Any chances of matching necklace and chalice?
09:59I'm sorry.
10:00Some things I just like to keep for myself.
10:08Today is the cheddar broth fest.
10:11I finally get to do the cheese roll with my sister again.
10:14I was actually so excited that I went to bed in my champagne jacket last night.
10:22Parker, come on.
10:23You're gonna be late for cheddar broth fest.
10:26You do live in, Maddie.
10:30Hey, for you to miss a ride and have to forfeit the cheese roll, start the car.
10:36Nice try, Mom.
10:39Maddie, come on.
10:41Uh-oh.
10:42Look.
10:43Somebody hung my space where I was supposed to start.
10:46Looks perfect.
10:49About time someone recognized my superior hanging abilities.
10:54Okay.
10:58I am so proud of you.
11:00Next weekend, my little space werewolf is gonna be walking the red carpet at her movie premiere.
11:07Thanks, Dad.
11:09Aww.
11:12Using affection to neutralize competitive fire.
11:15Fierce power move.
11:18Not primetime's first rodeo.
11:24How great is this?
11:26Nothing can stop my triumphant return to the cheddar broth fest.
11:30Yeah.
11:32Major space werewolf problems.
11:37Whitney, what are you doing in Stephen's point?
11:40You're the producer.
11:40You're supposed to be in Hollywood getting ready for the premiere.
11:43Well, I hopped on the studio's private jet and came straight here to give you some horrible news.
11:48Lunar foxes change their premiere to the same day as ours.
11:52Oh, no!
11:53Those dirty lunar foxes.
11:57So the buzz on space werewolves is so huge that a rival studio made a copycat film called Lunar Foxes.
12:06Pathetic.
12:08It's like putting ketchup on a bagel and calling it pizza.
12:11They're trying to steal our audience.
12:14Not only is their premiere the same day as ours, but they're going to project their movie onto the face
12:20of the moon.
12:22We can't get feet with the moon.
12:24Yes, we can.
12:26I changed our premiere to tonight.
12:29Don't quit, don't quit.
12:31We gotta get you packed.
12:33We're going to Hollywood right now.
12:35Uh, now?
12:36No.
12:36No.
12:38Oh, Mr. Cheddar Brockfest.
12:40I promised my sister that I would be there for the cheese roll.
12:43Oh.
12:45Liv, you are the star of space werewolves.
12:49We need you at the premiere, so unless this cheese you're going to roll costs $100 million to make, you're
12:56getting on that plane.
13:00Fine.
13:01I guess I'm going.
13:03Well, you're not going to the cheddar Brockfest?
13:07Well, you promised me.
13:11I guess it must mean something different in Hollywood than it does in Wisconsin.
13:21I guess the only thing Liv's going to crush in that cheese roll is Maddie's heart.
13:28Too soon?
13:29Too soon?
13:30Too soon.
13:41Look at that!
13:44Amazing!
13:45Let's hear it!
13:46For Engelbert and Lumberger, the pretzel king, everybody!
13:50Huh?
13:52Hey, Maddie.
13:54I'm sorry Liv's not here.
13:56You doing okay?
13:57Yeah!
13:58I'm fine.
13:59I mean, you know, Liv's doing her thing and I'm doing mine.
14:02So, besides, I'm going to take you down the south.
14:09Mm-mm.
14:16Okay.
14:20Oh.
14:27Don't look at me.
14:36Okay.
14:38Let's go.
14:39You should be in Hollywood.
14:41Stop!
14:42Oh.
14:42I should be here, okay?
14:44Oh.
14:45No.
14:45There's no stopping.
14:47We need time to sell you for that premiere.
14:49Oh.
14:49What do you do?
14:51Plan's a-waiting.
14:52Wow.
14:53You are really strong.
14:56Whitney, I can't just leave my sister hanging like this, okay?
14:59I made her a promise.
15:00You make that promise with your abs?
15:03Wow.
15:04Oh.
15:06Oh.
15:06Oh.
15:07Oh, God.
15:10Whitney.
15:11Whitney, if you make me go to that premiere tonight, all of those photographers are going
15:14to see you on the red carpet is this.
15:16Boom.
15:17Boom.
15:18Boom.
15:19Sad face.
15:21No, no, no.
15:22No sad face on the red carpet.
15:24Whitney, come on.
15:25There has to be some way to get me to go to both the cheddar process and my premiere.
15:29It's just not possible.
15:34Oh.
15:40Technically.
15:41It might be kind of possible.
15:44If we delay the private jet two hours and do your hair and makeup here.
15:49Then I can still do the cheese roll with my sister and be in Hollywood on time for the premiere.
15:54Hold on.
15:55Bam.
15:57Hometown girl spends time with her family before big Hollywood premiere.
16:02That is a story with hearts.
16:05You can't project that onto the moon.
16:07Let's do it.
16:09Boom.
16:09Boom.
16:10Boom.
16:10Happy face.
16:11Let's do it.
16:11Whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:13Let's do it.
16:15Watch awesome sausage in.
16:18And they're out.
16:19Wow.
16:20Parker Rudy's throwing sausage after sausage at his big brother Joey there.
16:24And he is catching everything but a cold.
16:27I tell you, it's amazing, this Joey Rooney.
16:29I mean, it's like he is a broad-catching octopus, a broctopus, if you will.
16:34Oh, we're down to two teams, only two teams left.
16:37I know his sister is in the movies, but Joey Rooney is the real star today.
16:43Unbelievable.
16:45This is just an incredible display of broad-catching ability I haven't seen since old.
16:49Oh, that's it.
16:51It's over.
16:52Parker and Joey Rooney win.
16:58Unbelievable stuff.
16:59What's your secret, boys?
17:01Science.
17:02Hard work.
17:04Hard work.
17:07Okay, enough pimping.
17:09The cheese rolls are off start.
17:11Libby, let them work their magic.
17:13You are going to be photographed more tonight than you've been in your entire life.
17:16You need to look perfect.
17:21You love it!
17:23Let's go!
17:25Come on, people, this cheese pork thing has us on a cake schedule.
17:29Oh, quickly.
17:29Hold on.
17:30I want to grab my phone.
17:32I want to text Maddie that I'm on my way now that I know I'm actually coming.
17:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:53What the?
17:54Oh.
17:55Hey!
17:57Hey!
17:59Hi.
18:00So, um, my hair kind of got sucked into a, oh, a meat grinder.
18:10But, uh, you know, on the bright side.
18:13Help me!
18:15Help me, Whitney!
18:16Help me!
18:16I don't know what to do!
18:17Okay.
18:23And to the Slippery Sausage Toss Champions goes the Golden Broward!
18:31Seriously, Joe, everybody, how did you do it?
18:34Oh, well, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.
18:36Success is 50% preparation and 50% perspiration.
18:41Me?
18:42No, no, no.
18:42I like to sprinkle in another 16% of natural-born handsomeness and one metric leader of straight-up
18:49ball of skills, yo!
18:52Hey, listen, is there anything you can't catch?
18:55I mean, think fast, huh?
18:59Second time's a charm.
19:01There you go.
19:04Um, why don't you try throwing one from a husband?
19:12Holy hidden secrets!
19:15The Rooney Boys stuffed their sausages with metal and Joey's rings are magnets!
19:23How could you do this to the Cheddar Brot Fest?
19:27I thought we raised you to respect sausage.
19:33Okay, I got a guy coming.
19:36He's gonna get your hair out so we can salvage it for the premiere.
19:39Can you do it in the next five minutes so that I can make the cheese roll?
19:43Sister, it's gonna take two hours to fix your hair.
19:45You're not going to the festival.
19:47Whitney, I promised my sister!
19:49No, no, no!
19:50No!
19:52No!
19:56No!
19:57No!
19:57No!
19:58No!
19:58No!
19:59No!
19:59No!
20:21Okay, Maddie needs you.
20:24You can do this.
20:27You can do this.
20:36Oh, I don't need to bend my arm.
20:38Nicholas stuck.
20:48This just it, Maddie Rooney has backed out of the cheese roll.
20:53That means Pete and Karen Rooney are winners by default, huh?
20:58That's here and for them, folks, huh?
21:00You ready for that crowd, Pete?
21:06You're gonna have to earn that crown.
21:13Holy hacked up on some hair!
21:16Ooh, wow.
21:18Ooh.
21:19What happened?
21:22You know, it's just your typical hair gets caught in a meat grinder and has to be hacked off in
21:27order to keep a promise to your best friend slash sister or kind of story.
21:30I'm not one of those.
21:33Wait, you sacrificed your hair for me?
21:37What about your premiere?
21:38Um, actually, Whitney says that if I can win this within the next ten minutes...
21:42I can still make the premiere.
21:44Nine minutes, 38 seconds.
21:46Take talk, ladies.
21:47Okay, Maddie.
21:48Let's do this.
21:53Okay, seriously, give me the hood.
21:54People are staring.
21:55Thanks.
22:01Looks like we're gonna have a cheese roll after all.
22:04Ha-ha!
22:06Partners, get ready to chuck that cheddar.
22:09Please, oh, please, let's roll some cheese.
22:13I got it.
22:14I got it.
22:15The four-time champ grabs his wheel of cheese and lets him fly, and down goes the pretzel man.
22:20What a great shot, huh?
22:22And there goes the younger Rudy pretzel man.
22:26Oh, here we go Pistol Pete again.
22:29He's fired up, and there goes that wheel of cheese.
22:33See, now lift.
22:35Look at that shot lined up.
22:38Oh, they just desolated that house.
22:41And now it's down to the always difficult pretzel castle, folks.
22:49Hey, uh, hey, primetime.
22:52You know, if you choke now, you lose to girls whose diapers you've changed.
22:56Oh.
22:57Sorry, that's right.
22:58You never changed our diapers.
23:00I was too worried I would get clumsy and drop you.
23:04Well, I really hope you don't drop this wheel of cheese.
23:07You know, it weighs about as much as a baby girl.
23:11Oh, did she get in your head?
23:21Shake it off, primetime.
23:23You're the champ.
23:24This is for all the marbles.
23:26And here he goes and lets him roll it.
23:29Jimmy jumped up, mother of man.
23:32Woo!
23:34If the twins can knock down their pretzel castle, they win!
23:38She intimidated my partner.
23:40You go get her, pretzel king.
23:42There is no smack talk in the cheese roll.
23:45You are banned from aiming your partner.
23:48What?
23:48No!
23:49How can I hit the castle without my aimer?
23:51You know what, Liv?
23:52It's fine.
23:53You got this.
23:54Because if anyone can find a castle, it's a princess.
23:59Of course.
23:59Activate diva sonar.
24:11Got it.
24:12Target locked.
24:31Still eating is under here.
24:32Game to you.
24:34There's a new cheese sheriff in town, and her name is Bullseye Rudy.
24:38How come I run for free?
24:40We gotta go.
24:42Let's get on the plane, Rudy.
24:45Um, wait, all of us?
24:47You think I'm going to my big Hollywood premiere without my family?
24:53Move, move, move.
24:55Do it.
24:56Do it.
24:57Yes.
24:59I love you, we've got back.
25:02That was exciting, huh?
25:04Oh, boy.
25:05For the record, I didn't even want to go to Liv Rooney's stupid Hollywood premiere, you know?
25:11My job's right here at Stephen's Point.
25:13Um, we have an extra seat on the plane, so it's, uh, yours if you want it.
25:21Johnny Deppis is going to Hollywood.
25:22Deppis out.
25:43I'm really glad Wisconsin Liv is back, but Hollywood Liv has some serious perks.
25:51Let's keep her around.
25:54Hey, guys!
25:55Family photo.
25:56Come on in.
25:57Get out of the way.
25:58Let's check it out.
25:59Everyone look.
26:00Everyone say...
26:02Cheese!
26:05Cheese!
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