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00:03I don't know. Pete's always kind of giving me the creeps. I mean, look, he has this bizarre obsession with
00:09what's going on in the cab house, which is weird enough. And then the guy's got a red devil cross
00:13door in his closet. Oh, girl.
00:17Which is strange, I'll admit. I just, I don't know. I really think I was wrong. I don't believe he
00:25could be the killer. I don't care what you believe, okay? You have to promise me that from now on,
00:30you're not going to go anywhere alone. And we're both going to use the tazers my grandmama said.
00:34Oh, pork rinds. Oh, here. I'm freaking starving. There is food nowhere in cab house. I guess it makes sense.
00:42The cook did get a face fried up.
00:44The Chanel's have started eating cotton balls. Number three says it keeps him from being hungry. Hey, we're stocking up
00:51now. Can you get some serve to chip the red chips in?
00:53You want to put syrup on chips? You can't be serious, right? Yes, I'm serious. You're insane.
01:05Uh, all right, let me see. All right, we have strawberry and chocolate. What do you want? I got your
01:11mind. Chocolate.
01:38Oh, my God. What the hell's going on? We just caught a serial killer.
01:43Call the police, please. Let's see who you are, you sick son of a bitch.
01:47Oh, it hurts.
01:50Eugene, you know him? He's in my poli-sci class.
01:54Oh, my God.
01:54I'm sorry, okay? I'll pay for him. I left home without my wallet.
01:58Oh, my nuts.
02:00I'm doing so bad.
02:08I don't understand. Where is number two's body? Is she alive? Is she dead? Who is stealing all these bodies?
02:15Don't ask me. I'm not the killer. I was just bored.
02:18So I came out here to look at number two's frozen dead body, and lo and behold, she's not here.
02:24Look, Chanel, I'm going to be honest with you. I'm sort of over this whole serial murder thing that's going
02:30on right now.
02:31Last night, I had an amazing threesome with Roger and Dodger, and I realized that I'd rather focus my attention
02:37this semester on getting spit-roasted by hot golf rat twins than help you figure out who's murdering a bunch
02:43of dumb gashes.
02:44What are you saying?
02:45You heard me. I got Eiffel Towered by hot morons who are brothers, and now I'm out.
02:55See, it occurred to me that I don't really care where Chanel number two is.
02:59You're the president, which means it's your problem.
03:03I'd just hop to it if I were you, because pretty soon folks are going to start noticing she's missing,
03:07and they're going to start snooping.
03:12Don't you walk away from me, number five!
03:16I will destroy you, bitch!
03:22Yeah, yeah, go there.
03:24Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
03:31Chanel number two.
03:33Oh.
03:36Oh.
03:42Look, there's a huge stain on the floor.
03:46Although with the Chanel's, it really could be anything.
03:49Bulimia? Scissor?
03:51Maybe it's blood.
03:52Of course!
03:53It's blood.
03:55In my experience, any time somebody asks,
03:59Oh, I wonder if that's blood.
04:01It's almost always blood.
04:04I mean, you know how many times it's like ketchup?
04:08Zero percent of the time.
04:10Hit the light.
04:15Oh, oh, oh!
04:17There it is.
04:18That's blood.
04:19What is that?
04:21It's luminol.
04:22It reacts to the iron in the hemoglobin.
04:25Wait, hold on.
04:28You're telling me you don't carry a gun, but you carry around a bottle of that stuff?
04:32Yeah, because it also reacts to an enzyme in horseradish, and I hate horseradish, but I love me some Arby's.
04:42So what I do is, I take my sandwich home, cut the light off, put a little luminol on there,
04:48do a little check just to be sure they didn't accidentally sneak a little horsey sauce on it.
04:54Nobody is looking for this girl.
04:57Now, that's suspicious, especially when the bitch done tweeted.
05:00Look at this.
05:02I'm being murdered by the red devil.
05:07The Chanel said she had some sort of nervous breakdown and went home to California.
05:11Are y'all crazy?
05:12There is a psycho killing people.
05:15He killed my dear friend and Secure Enforcement Solutions colleague, Shondale.
05:21Stabbed that girl right in the face.
05:23And no, she wasn't that cute to begin with, but that is not the point.
05:27The point is, there's a missing girl, blood on the floor, and she's tweeting, oh, hey, just want y'all
05:34to know I'm getting murdered.
05:36And y'all standing here like, boo, I wonder what happened.
05:40The girl is dead.
05:42Look, I agree that it does sort of seem that way, but here's what's confusing to me.
05:46Look, number two is still posting on Instagram.
05:49There she is, by the pool, sunbathing.
05:52The picture's not even cute.
05:54Look, maybe she's just back home in Bel Air.
05:56We should find out.
05:58Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:00Y'all just gonna go to Bel Air?
06:02I mean, just like that?
06:04Okay.
06:05Don't ask me if I want to go.
06:09Homes.
06:16What's with all these kappa signs?
06:18It's a thing now.
06:19People are saying that the killer's targeting kappas or people associated with kappa.
06:24So I figure if he knows they're not, we won't get them like a fish.
06:29It's just blown my mind, man.
06:31I can't believe my best friend Boone's dead.
06:34You know, I heard the coroner call him Boone's death to suicide.
06:37It's the police tragedy.
06:39Yeah, well, it was really bloody.
06:42I don't know, man.
06:43It's just one of those things in life that just hits you so hard.
06:46You just think to yourself, wow, it's gonna be weeks before I really truly get over this.
06:51Chad!
06:53Chad, I need to talk to you.
06:56It is so sad about Boone, isn't it?
07:01Are you okay?
07:02I mean, how are you feeling?
07:04I don't know.
07:05How do you think I'm feeling, Chanel?
07:06Chanel, my best friend in the world, who used to compliment me all the time, was murdered.
07:12So, newsflash.
07:13I'm super sad.
07:15I want to be the one who tells you how awesome you are all the time.
07:19Well, you had your chance, Chanel, and you ruined it when you started freaking out when I said I want
07:24to have sex with your corpse.
07:25I know, okay?
07:26And I am so sorry.
07:28I just, I want us to be together.
07:32I mean, all I ask is that, maybe you have sex with a smaller number of people.
07:44Do you understand how controlling that is, Chanel?
07:48Okay, I know you're not a psych major, so you're not going to really process what I'm telling you right
07:53now, but what you just said is literally pathological.
07:55Okay, why do you even care how many people I sleep with?
08:00Okay, I always wear protection, and it's not like I love these chicks.
08:05You love me?
08:08That's not what I said.
08:10You love me.
08:12Stop saying that.
08:14Look, Chanel, you're hot.
08:17I have a guest.
08:18I mean, your boobs are symmetrical when you shave your box in a hot way.
08:23But also, you're responsible for the worst plus class in the history of the university.
08:27At this point, I'm not even sure if I could have sex with you.
08:31Okay, I'll be doing you.
08:32And then all of a sudden, I look down, and I see the back of your head, and then I
08:35just picture the back of the head of one of your ugly pledges.
08:39And then I...
08:41I'm sorry, Chanel, this is not going to happen.
08:44I've got to break up with you again.
08:46Chad!
08:46Yeah?
08:47Please, there has to be something I can do.
08:52Look, just pray.
08:54Pray that all those donkey-faced capa pledges get murdered so you can be popular again.
09:00Now, if you excuse me, Earl Grey and I need to go and warn our fallen brother and get our
09:04drink on.
09:20Oh, M.G. Are you hitting on me?
09:24Because I heard munching boxes is what killed Michael Douglas.
09:27No.
09:28I was trying to make friends.
09:29Then I was spying on you the other day while you were changing.
09:32Notice you have a tattoo on this mommy back?
09:34What, 869? What does it mean?
09:37Look, you seem pretty cool, and you have this whole Samantha Ronson thing going on that's pretty dope, but don't
09:43ask a lot of questions about me, okay?
09:46Okay.
09:52Welcome, students, faculty, and staff, to this rally for sanity and calm as we vow to take back the night.
10:09The police are still investigating the tragic passing of freshman Tiffany DeSalle.
10:18Passing? She had her head mowed off.
10:20And the recent death of junior Boone Clemens has been ruled a suicide by the county coroner.
10:29What? That is insane. Who slits their own throat?
10:32Keeping these facts in mind, we must put to bed wild rumors of a serial killer, a so-called red
10:40devil, stalking this campus and murdering students willy-nilly.
10:52We must, therefore, resist the temptation to, for example, tase freshman history major Eugene Melman in the genitals.
11:06After many hours of deep soul searching, I have, along with the university's board of directors, decided that the red
11:14devil mascot that has demonstrated our school's pride for the past 80 years
11:21is really no longer appropriate to represent us as we forge our way into the future.
11:29Instead, we have decided to highlight this region's proud history with a new mascot.
11:38Ladies and gentlemen, I am thrilled and honored to introduce to you this university's newest addition, Coney!
11:57As you know, in 1955 local dairyman, Randy Barfman added kelp extract to his ice cream, creating the world's first
12:10soft-serve ice cream.
12:12I'd like to say a few words in closing, let's tell each other how we feel about one another, find
12:22that tortured gay kid in your life, hold them close tonight, and, uh, how about a big go cones?
12:37Good night.
12:44You are a disgrace.
12:49I wonder how many people live in here.
12:51This place is insane.
12:54So, neither of you have seen Sonia or heard from her?
12:58Not in several weeks.
13:00And are you sure she's not hiding out in your house somewhere and you haven't found her because your house
13:07is so damn big?
13:10That's impossible.
13:11Listen, what's going on?
13:13Is Sonia in trouble?
13:15We don't know.
13:16The bad news is there's a serial killer on campus.
13:19But the good news is your daughter's still posting photos on Instagram.
13:24Or somebody is posting them for her.
13:27Oh, no.
13:29Yeah, that's not even a cute bitch.
13:31This is her worst nightmare.
13:34She's drinking again.
13:36Ladies, you have to understand.
13:38Our daughter has a disease.
13:41She's been in and out of rehab.
13:43That's why we were so happy when she met Chad, you know?
13:47Frankly, we don't know what he saw in her.
13:49But, you know, he just seemed to level her out a little bit.
13:52Um, I'm sorry.
13:53Did you say Chad?
13:55Yes.
13:57Chad Radwell.
13:58A golfer.
13:59Very handsome.
14:01We spent last Thanksgiving with him.
14:05Well, I found this letter a few weeks ago.
14:09It must have fallen behind our bureau.
14:13Dear Chanel number two.
14:15Spending Thanksgiving with you and your family was amazing.
14:18I love that your dad's so rich and I love porking you so much.
14:22I hope we can keep on porking forever.
14:25You're so freaking hot.
14:27I love the amazing faces you make when I'm really taking you there.
14:30I'm thankful for you, Chanel number two.
14:34Love, Chad Radwell.
14:39If our daughter is missing, you have to find her.
14:43You have to find her.
14:45Make sure that she never comes home again.
14:48Damn.
14:51Look, I am not going to let some guy with a knife and some anger issue scare me away.
14:56My vote?
14:57We stick together and try to have a college experience that is as normal as possible until I inevitably catch
15:02the killer.
15:06Hey, why do you think it says Professor of TBD?
15:09Hello, ladies and gents.
15:11Welcome to Intro to Film Analysis.
15:16The only class that you can bring your own popcorn to.
15:19Not bad, huh?
15:22Oh, look, we have an eager student. I like that. Yes.
15:27Student person?
15:28You have a question?
15:30Yes, I have a question.
15:33What are you doing here, Dad?
15:40Dad, okay.
15:41Okay, yes.
15:43Yes, I am her dad.
15:45Busted.
15:46But don't you guys worry, I will not be playing favorites.
15:49You are a literature professor.
15:50Why are you teaching a Film Studies class?
15:56Unless you looked at my course schedule and scammed your way into becoming my teacher.
16:01Grace, look, can't we just make the best of this?
16:04Honey, I am here because you are my daughter and I want to make sure that you are safe.
16:15I want to make sure that you are safe.
16:16Yeah, you are safe.
16:18This is in here.
16:22Okay, first day of class.
16:33scratch that with what i consider to be the greatest film
16:44all uh great choices no in my mind the greatest cinematic achievement
16:50is the 1974 toby hooper classic
16:57the texas chainsaw massacre
17:04the film that you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of five
17:11youths
17:24so
17:32so
17:52wow
17:55a lot going on in those last few frames vietnam watergate the invention of the pill the white
18:03album has there ever been a more perfect weapon of destruction yes sally survives in the end
18:14but does she
18:19aren't we all running from the chainsaws in our past
18:27see you next tuesday
18:36wow you are amazing what did any of that mean
18:44uh well it means that uh we've all been traumatized
18:51and what we do with the hurt from that trauma defines who we are do we look inward and heal
19:00or
19:02do we take that hurt and turn it into anger and take it out on the world
19:10which path have you chosen
19:12oh me i'm just a father trying to look after his daughter
19:16yeah
19:18oh hey uh i actually came by to tell you about this teacher's neighborhood watch i'm starting
19:24i thought i could maybe have some patrols walking the campus at night
19:29yes that's great no that's a great idea i'm in
19:34maybe we could discuss it over a salad or something
19:38i'll just step up from coffee without the full commitment of a whole meal
19:43i would love that
19:46cool
19:46hey teach
19:48hi i just stopped by to see how your first day of classes went
19:54oh he was wonderful
19:57they loved him
19:59better watch out
20:00might have to put you on full time
20:04oh
20:05gg
20:06would you mind stopping by my tennis court someday this week
20:09i'm there every day
20:10i just i have something i want to talk to you about
20:30something happens when you put on a costume
20:33it changes you
20:35one week ago
20:36aaron cohen was an absolute nobody
20:39no friends
20:46who could fit into the uniform she ripped off from an ice cream stand
20:49hey cody
20:50i was like
20:55now i'm a top dog log campus
20:58aaron cohen can't get a date
21:00but cohen gets more trim than a barber shop
21:03see when you're cohen you get certain privileges
21:07when you put on a costume you can get away with anything
21:17forget dental school
21:19aaron cohen has never taken off this costume
21:22i'm riding the coney train straight to a career as a professional mascot
21:27she said
21:30she said
21:34i'm your man
21:39oh my baby
21:42no
21:42i'm your man
21:45oh
21:48she said
21:49you can take on to the next day
21:52you can take on to the next day
21:54you can take on to the next day
21:56Please, please!
21:58When I was just a little girl
22:20I asked my mother
22:38This closet is the most precious thing in my life.
22:43It's like a second vagina to me.
22:45So you sneaking in here and rifling through my clothes is a heinous violation.
22:53You have violated my closet, Vag.
22:56Is it true that Karl Lagerfeld is your uncle and he restocks his closet every year?
23:01Well, he's not really my uncle.
23:03I just call him Uncle Karl because he's so close to my parents.
23:07My mother was one of the first Americans ever to wear his surprise skirt.
23:12She was seven.
23:14I even have one of Choupette's in vitro kittens.
23:17Whose Choupette?
23:18His Sacre de Belle Manicat, of course.
23:21She has 46,000 followers on Twitter and two nannies.
23:26Luckiest pussy in the world.
23:28Please, Mommy, please tell me everything.
23:31Uncle Karl comes here every fall with trunks full of clothes for me to try on.
23:36I keep what he likes.
23:38And what do you do with the clothes from the last year?
23:40Burn them.
23:41I once thought about donating them to charity, but there is something so depressing about a poor person walking around
23:48in couture.
23:49It's like, sorry, but that long vest sweater is not appropriate for your job at Roy Rogers Welfare Queen.
23:55Growing up, all I wanted to be was a fashion girl.
23:59And then tragedy struck.
24:01Is that how you got in that hellacious neck brace?
24:04Was there an accident?
24:06No.
24:07Severe scoliosis.
24:08It stunted my growth.
24:10Then cure my thighs.
24:14Maybe on a bloaty day.
24:19Oh, my God.
24:20This is perfect.
24:22Chad broke up with me because he said this house is full of losers.
24:25But if I fix you up a little bit, there'll be one less disaster under this roof.
24:29I will totally look like someone nice.
24:32I'm gonna make you over.
24:35Thank you, Mommy.
24:37But first, I'm gonna need some pliers.
24:45You know, you and I have talked a good game to those Kappa girls, and I think it's made a
24:50big difference so far.
24:52And while, obviously, I don't condone a serial killer picking off students, I must say the intensity of the experience
25:00of being hunted by a psychopath has really bonded them.
25:04I don't know if it'll stick, though.
25:06You know, that's been my worry exactly, which is why we have to up our game, lead by example, show
25:14them how two very different women can work together and get along.
25:19Which is why you and I are moving into Kappa House for a week.
25:24Wait, seriously?
25:26K.J., you're terrible at tennis.
25:31I'm gonna leave.
25:32Pack up your stuff this afternoon.
25:34We move into Kappa House tonight.
25:35And, uh, do yourself a favor.
25:39Stay away from my man.
25:41Wes and I are kind of an item.
25:44And I call dibs.
25:48Can't call dibs on a person.
25:54Hi, Sam.
25:55Jeez.
25:55Hi.
25:56Number three.
25:58So, listen.
25:59There's something I want to talk to you about.
26:01I sort of feel like you and I are two peas in a pod, don't you?
26:05I mean, we're both really smart, and when we talk, it's really meaningful.
26:09Hold on.
26:10Wait.
26:10Are you a lesbian?
26:12No.
26:13No, no, no, no, no, no.
26:14What I'm trying to say is, I feel like we get along really well, and I would like it if
26:17we could become friends.
26:21But, like, good friends, like best friends, like soulmates.
26:34Because there's something I want to tell you, and I can only tell it to my soulmate because it's dark
26:38and no one else can find out about it.
26:43Do you promise me you can keep a secret?
26:45Yeah.
26:47Okay.
26:49You know Swenson?
26:50The frozen dinners?
26:52They're like the B-list of Swanson frozen dinners.
26:55Like, Swanson for poor people.
26:56Well, I'm a Swenson.
27:00As in Swenson, Swenson.
27:03We're like billionaires.
27:07That's great.
27:08I sort of don't think that's a terrible secret.
27:10No.
27:11That's not the secret.
27:13This is the secret.
27:14My dad is not my real dad.
27:18See, my mom is crazy and always thinks aliens are talking to her.
27:21And the year before I was born, she started corresponding with this really bad man who's in prison because he's
27:27responsible for the deaths of, like, a lot of people.
27:30And my mom evidently arranged these conjugal visits with this guy.
27:34And so, last year, I took a DNA test, and I found out this guy's my real father.
27:42Who's the guy?
27:45Charles Manson.
27:46What? Are you serious?
27:48That's insane.
27:49But, wait.
27:50If you don't want anyone to find out, why tell me?
27:53Because there's a murderer on the loose, and no one knows who it is.
27:56And if someone found out my dad, Charles Manson, everyone would immediately assume the killer is me.
28:01Which it isn't.
28:02Okay.
28:03Well, what do you want me to do?
28:05If and when the next murder happens, I need an alibi to prove it could not have been me.
28:10Which it won't be because I'm not the killer.
28:12But no one knows when or where the next murder will happen.
28:16But when it does, I need you to be my alibi.
28:20And I can be your alibi, too.
28:23We'll be alibi buddies.
28:27Alibi-bid-ees.
28:30Alibi-bid-ees.
28:31Alibi-bid-ees.
28:33Alibi-bid-ees.
28:34So, it's a deal?
28:36Deal.
28:39Hey, number five.
28:41Um, we've been doing some snooping about Chanel number two.
28:44Did you know she secretly dated Chad Radwell last year?
28:48What?
28:49I know.
28:49Shocking.
28:50Can you believe she did something like that to Chanel?
28:52Well, Chanel's a bitch who deserves whatever's coming to her.
28:55I just can't believe that Chad didn't tell me.
28:57I mean, we were dating, too.
29:00Chad Radwell?
29:01I did with him, too, last year.
29:03Okay, wait.
29:04You both went out with your friend's boy from behind your back?
29:06Well, to be fair, we only went on one date.
29:09And it was really weird.
29:10Like, he made me just watch him play with his knife collection the whole time.
29:15I mean, I still slept with him.
29:17But my heart wasn't totally in it.
29:19Bitches, gather round.
29:20Holy mother of God, what is this?
29:40Bitches, I'd like you to meet Chanel number six.
29:50I need you, I need you.
29:53No way, no freaking way.
29:55You can't make a pledge of Chanel.
29:57What do you want me to do?
29:58Two Chanel's are dead.
30:00I need Chanel's and I'm running out of minions.
30:02Hesto, you took your neck brace off and you look, um, amazing.
30:07My muscles have atrophied and the pain from not wearing my brace has me on the verge of passing out,
30:12but I've never been happier in my whole life.
30:15Chanel says I can hold her hair back now on purge nights.
30:19This will not stand.
30:22You don't have any respect for any of us or the rules of this house.
30:26You don't deserve to be president.
30:29She doesn't have a point.
30:31Okay, pledges.
30:32Line up for tonight's festivities.
30:35We're going to play a game called cocaine or dildo.
30:38Oh, that sounds fun, but also kind of like hazing and illegal in like, what, six different ways?
30:46But I brought Trivial Pursuit 90s edition.
30:52Sounds boffo, but we're having a house only night tonight.
30:55Um, okay, works for us.
30:58So we're moving in to keep an eye on you girls for the rest of the week.
31:10All right, everybody listen up.
31:12Chad Radwell's podium, senior counsel now in session.
31:16As we all know, Boone's death was ruled a suicide.
31:20Wait, wait, I heard a rumor Boone killed himself.
31:23That's what I just said.
31:24Well, I heard that he killed himself because he was gay.
31:27There's no way Boone was gay.
31:30He didn't seem gay at all.
31:32You know, one time we were talking about boobs and how much I love them.
31:35And he was like, yeah, dude, I love boobs too.
31:39So, like, what am I supposed to do with that?
31:43Guys, Boone was gay.
31:45He told me.
31:47But I don't think it was a suicide.
31:49What?
31:50Guys, Boone's throat was sliced open.
31:53Which, A, is an unusual way to kill yourself.
31:55And, B, when the cops let me into the dining room to get my Iliad Cliff Notes,
32:00I saw footprints leading away from the body.
32:04This pair of bloody footprints led downstairs to the bathroom,
32:07stopped in front of the toilet,
32:09and then led back to the body.
32:11Which means that if Boone did kill himself,
32:15he slid his own throat,
32:22and then walked back to the exact place he was lying before,
32:26and then died.
32:29Guys,
32:30I think Boone was murdered.
32:33There's a killer on this campus.
32:35And now he's targeting the dicky dog.
32:47Opposite of take back the night.
32:49I say we give him.
32:56You really reckon I'm whack?
32:59Dude, in the ghetto,
33:00if you run around the streets with baseball bats yelling the Red Devil's name,
33:02they have to come out and fight you.
33:04There's a whole code.
33:05Believe me, I know.
33:07Now, let's pop some Jimcani,
33:09head down to the White Stallion,
33:10get our drink on,
33:12and avenge the murder of Brother Boone.
33:19Nicky, Tyler, Scott!
33:29Hey.
33:32Can I come in?
33:34Yeah, sure.
33:41Look,
33:41I'm really sorry that I didn't respond to your messages,
33:45and also that I thought you were a serial killer.
33:48It's cool.
33:50Stuff happens.
33:51I just think it's probably best to be extra cautious in these situations.
33:55But I do think I was mistaken.
33:58What do you think about Chad Radwell?
34:00Oh, no.
34:01You're not dating him, are you?
34:03What?
34:03No, I think he's the killer.
34:07Okay, well...
34:10All right, well, first of all,
34:14Chad Radwell is a man whore.
34:17Like, he has literally had sex with every girl in Cap...
34:23...psychological profile.
34:24He clearly sees people as...
34:35Proof of him being anywhere near the crime scenes, any motive?
34:38No, but...
34:39I'm telling you,
34:40the motive...
34:42...the motive...
34:43...20 years ago.
34:44I mean, what if Chad Radwell is that baby all grown up,
34:47and he's come back to get his revenge?
34:50We have to find out more about who that baby was.
34:52If it was a boy, then it has to be Chad.
34:54Interesting you should say that,
34:56because while you were ignoring me thinking I was a psychotic murderer...
35:00Oh, my God, Pete, moving on.
35:01I did some gumshoe work.
35:05All right, so I couldn't connect any of these names to Cap or to the university.
35:11I don't know if they changed their names, got married, got murdered,
35:14but there's absolutely no record of any of these names except for one,
35:18and that is Greenwell.
35:20So who is she?
35:21Only a former campus sister who dropped out of school just two credits shy from graduating
35:26the same year that baby was born.
35:29It's kind of weird, don't you think?
35:31I mean, just two credits shy.
35:33Something pretty bad had to happen for her to do something like that.
35:37We have to find her.
35:38I already did.
35:39She's six hours away.
35:41Well, come on.
35:41Let's go.
35:57You like me now when I got a baseball bat, bro?
35:59You're so pretty.
36:20And that would be great.
36:30I thought this would be a lot easier.
36:37Oh, hey, Red Devil.
36:40Shane told you.
36:41Getter code's a real thing.
36:43Let's get him!
36:44Yeah!
36:45Come on, come on.
36:51Oh, my God, let's shoot them!
36:53Come on, come on.
37:47Come on, come on.
37:51Come on, come on.
37:58Come on, come on.
37:58Come on, come on.
37:59Come on, come on.
37:59Hey, Red Devil.
38:02You got the streets back.
38:05All right.
38:09Say that.
38:10Hey, it's Denise Hanfield from Secure Enforcement Solutions.
38:14Hey, girl.
38:14Hey, I need to talk to you.
38:16Where you at?
38:17Well, I'm just heading home from the library.
38:19Let me get you a ride.
38:20You sure?
38:21I'm sure.
38:22Come on.
38:22I need to talk to you.
38:53Tell her to the judge.
38:54Tell her to the judge.
39:22Knock off the competition.
39:24Knock off the competition.
39:24Then murder in the first.
39:28Exhibit B.
39:30Oh, it's just a CD from Best Buy.
39:33The same Best Buy where my good friend Shondell worked.
39:38I was inside Captain House when Shondell got murdered.
39:40Which brings me to Exhibit C.
39:42What if there's more than one killer?
39:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:48You and somebody else.
39:50Now, that would really throw Secure Enforcement Solutions off the sink.
39:54Yeah.
39:55While you were in the house, your murderous cohort was stabbing my friend Shondell in the face.
40:02And while you were buried up to your neck in the backyard, your accomplice mowed off a deaf girl's head.
40:10Ah!
40:11Crops the mic.
40:13This is insane.
40:14No, no, no, no, no, no.
40:15What's insane are your tweets to the executive producer of the hit TV show, How to Get Away with Murder.
40:25Exhibit D.
40:27Uh-huh.
40:27Six months ago, you tweeted, at Shonda Rhimes, if Annalise Keating really wanted to get away with murder, she'd find
40:37a partner and work as a team.
40:40Hashtag cahoots.
40:41That's not evidence.
40:43I just like the show.
40:45Hashtag cahoots.
40:46Okay, you know what?
40:47I'm gonna use the hand you forgot to handcuff and call 911.
40:51Well, you might wanna call defense attorney Alan Dershowitz when you see Exhibit E.
40:58Uh-huh.
41:00See, you, Zeddy Williams, have a chainsaw under your bed.
41:07Oh, what?
41:09Super sleuth Denise Hemphill found.
41:15I can explain it.
41:17Explain it to the DA, soul sister.
41:20My grandmama sent me that chainsaw.
41:22Is it, wasn't it?
41:23When they took away our tasers, my grandmama sent me that chainsaw to keep under my bed for protection.
41:29So your grandmother gave you the chainsaw?
41:32Yes.
41:33And I'd like it if you put it back right where you found it.
41:36Okay.
41:38I am gonna let you go.
41:41This time.
41:42But I'm warning you.
41:45I gots my eye on you.
41:47You're crazy as hell.
41:51I gots my eye on you!
41:57You were so right about salad.
42:01You know, it regulates the colon.
42:03And it's not as stuffy as going out to dinner is.
42:06It doesn't scream date.
42:09Well, mostly what keeps us from being a date is that there are three of us.
42:17Well, Miss Caldwell and I are roomies now.
42:20You'll forgive me if I'm feeling a little overprotective.
42:24Hey, I for one am happy you tagged along.
42:28Plus, you brought all this fun dressing.
42:30I'm loving this Thousand Island jam I got going on.
42:34Salad tastes like a Big Mac.
42:38Oh.
42:41He hit me.
42:49Too slow.
43:00That's better.
43:13Hey.
43:15Where are you guys going?
43:16My philosophy study group.
43:18But what do you mean you guys?
43:20I'm by myself.
43:22Well, where's Gracie?
43:23I thought she was upstairs with you.
43:24I don't know where she is actually.
43:27The GPS says she was in this house.
43:29Wait.
43:30You tracking her phone?
43:31Yes.
43:32I gotta know where she is at all times.
43:34Okay.
43:34Well, maybe she turned it off.
43:36Because serial killer or not, it's a little creepy.
43:39I'm sorry ladies, but I have to go find her.
43:42This was really great though.
43:51Well, I am about ready to turn in, what do you say?
43:57Let's do it.
43:58Ringy.
44:03Hello?
44:04Thank God.
44:06Where are you?
44:07I'm at the library.
44:11I thought we promised you we'd never go anywhere alone.
44:14I'm not alone.
44:15There's like a million people here.
44:17Look, please don't freak out.
44:18I'll be fine.
44:19Okay?
44:19I'll let you know when I'm done.
44:20Yeah.
44:21Yeah.
44:22You call me when you're done.
44:35Dean Munch, that nightgown is amazing.
44:40A night time really is the only time it's socially acceptable to dress like a 19th century homesteader,
44:46which is my favorite style of dress.
44:50Goodnight.
44:51Goodnight.
44:53Goodnight.
45:00Oh, I almost forgot.
45:03I need to sleep with a white noise machine on.
45:07I hope that's okay.
45:09Oh.
45:09Sure.
45:10Go for it.
45:27Hon, it's a little...
45:34Hon, it's a little loud.
45:35Is there any way to turn it down a bit?
45:39No, I'm sorry.
45:40There's no volume control.
45:42That's just how loud it is.
45:46And what, what are those noises?
45:50Those are whale distress calls.
45:53I find them very soothing.
45:55Are there other noises that the machine can make?
45:59Oh, sure.
46:00Oh, sure.
46:05There are like 500 different white noise settings.
46:10Baboon attack.
46:12No!
46:29I don't think I'm gonna be able to sleep with all my noise.
46:33I'll tell you what we'll compromise.
46:35Guys, I'll set the machine to slash your movie, and we'll leave it at that.
46:54You know what? I actually think I'm going to go ahead.
47:03I'm going to see one of the cows.
47:05Yeah, I think that would be best.
47:50I'm going to go ahead.
48:24I'm going to go ahead.
48:52I'm going to go ahead.
48:52I'm going to go ahead.
48:53No!
48:55No!
48:59No!
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