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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:59General, this changes everyone.
02:03Yeah.
02:30I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:48It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can't make you suffer.
02:57Your swimming pool, moat, cannot stop me.
03:02I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:19I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:23I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:34Laugh it up.
03:37Laugh it up.
03:42Let's reset.
03:44Laugh it up.
03:46Laugh it up.
04:11Let's reset.
04:12Laugh it up.
04:13Let's go.
04:16well well well am i to assume you're blocking my path to protect less i'm protecting science
04:24you're protecting the man who tried to kill you drawn to wrath by you it was a kiss
04:30a naked kiss fine a naked kiss now move
04:40richie please don't make me hurt you hurt me you destroyed me richie
04:52i am sorry truly sincerely sorry
05:01you're a good man a really good man now please
05:09move i implore you to think about what you're doing
05:13hilton let's move the demonstration to this morning this this is that's his last chance to fix the
05:19formula and so we just we both need him to succeed so regardless of what's happened just think about
05:26your future mind your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration and a scientific
05:39discovery for the ages one worthy of the recognition of the highest order the nobel
05:51richie richie richie richie
05:56you almost had me convinced get the out of my way
06:02i would rather die a six inch death than see less little john win a
06:09fucking nobel
06:13you're gone you're gone you're gone into the heart of darkness
06:21the curve follow the curve the curve to infinity
06:33you need to reset you need to rest
06:37i'm so close what's the map what is it that you don't see
06:53what don't
06:56you
07:07mommy
07:14me
07:25me
07:27me
07:51Oh, my God.
08:04Yes, wake up.
08:21Fuck, where the fuck are you?
08:23You evil tiny bitch!
08:26Fuck!
08:26You made a fucking canoe!
08:31I'm bigger than you!
08:33I will crush you!
08:35I will win!
08:42Oh, come on!
08:50Help!
08:53Lindy!
08:57Lindy!
08:59If you're hurt, answer me!
09:01We can call a timeout!
09:04I don't know what to do!
09:06I don't know what to do!
09:07Fuck!
09:09I'm coming, Lindy!
09:11I'm coming!
09:12I'm coming!
09:13And I'm trusting!
09:15This is the timeout, Lindy!
09:18We agreed, right?
09:20I'm here now!
09:23Ow!
09:24Ow!
09:25Ow!
09:26Ow!
09:28My pathetic hero!
09:31I called a timeout!
09:33I didn't agree!
09:34You're a poor sport and a monster!
09:37You deserved it!
09:38You're a sore loser!
09:40You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion!
09:43Good!
09:44Now we're even!
09:45Time in!
09:46So there was a timeout!
09:48In your mind!
09:49I'm dumbing down to play along!
09:51You don't need to dumb down!
09:53You've been dining on a dumb luck for the last twenty fucking years!
09:56Dumb luck!
09:57That's what jealous, resentful people call talent!
10:00Talent!
10:01Talent!
10:01It's the battle cry among housewives over midday chardonnay!
10:06I teach!
10:07Yeah!
10:07Those who can't do!
10:10What's the saying?
10:10You want to see a woman's future?
10:11Look at a mother?
10:12Well, you are your mother!
10:14That's not even the saying, idiot!
10:16I'm no idiot!
10:17I'm a literal genius!
10:19Who's out of ideas?
10:20A science has-been who will be so close for the rest of his life!
10:26At least I started something!
10:27And finished it!
10:28And won!
10:29That, Nobel, you want to fuck so bad?
10:32I will kill us both before letting you win it!
10:36Start and finish!
10:38I win again!
10:40Well, you know there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
10:42You.
10:44Ow!
10:46You!
10:53All right already!
10:54Tiny!
10:58Oh, ow!
10:59Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
11:01Ah, ah, ah, ah!
11:02Fuck.
11:03What?
11:05What happened to you?
11:07Your eye!
11:08Ew.
11:09Nothing.
11:10Why are you here?
11:11You're late.
11:12What time is it?
11:13Presentation time.
11:14You're not answering your phone.
11:15Hey!
11:16Hey, down here!
11:18Hey!
11:18One second.
11:19He made me tiny!
11:20Down here!
11:21Hey!
11:21Just a minute.
11:23Fuck me.
11:28Five minutes, I'll be right behind you.
11:52Hi, Lulu.
11:54Hi, Tiny Mom.
11:56Oh, funny.
11:57I'm back at school.
12:00How did it go with the review board?
12:02It hasn't happened yet.
12:04Um...
12:06I'm thinking about bailing.
12:08Oh, yeah, I get that instinct.
12:12What would you do?
12:15Uh...
12:15Okay, let me think.
12:18Um...
12:18Well...
12:20I know you're excited I called.
12:21Don't make it a thing, I will hang up.
12:24Got it.
12:25I would want to bail too.
12:28But...
12:30Older, tiny me...
12:32Might come to regret that.
12:36Like, regret what?
12:37It's self-destructive.
12:40And they control the narrative.
12:47Lulu?
12:49That's...
12:51Pretty good parenting.
12:53What the fuck?
12:56I might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
12:59There she is.
13:00I can only be me.
13:02Hey, so you know, um...
13:04I was thinking...
13:05You get to hold this...
13:07My husband shrunk me shit over dad for like...
13:10Forever.
13:12Like...
13:12You could be tiny for...
13:14Forever.
13:16Which...
13:16That's kinda cool, but...
13:19Is it called forever?
13:21You know, I'm just saying, you know...
13:23Forever leverage.
13:24Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever.
13:27Uh, but I currently...
13:29Don't have a choice.
13:30So I am making peace with it.
13:33Are you stamping your tiny foot right now?
13:35And if a tiny person stamps their foot, does it make a sound?
13:38Once again...
13:39Funny.
13:40Just thoughts.
13:42Okay.
13:44I think I know what I'm gonna do.
13:46But I want it to be a cliffhanger.
13:49Bye, tiny mom.
14:13So you're gonna hate me.
14:14But then you're gonna love me.
14:16I need a third option.
14:17Sid called.
14:18Oh.
14:19Ultimatum.
14:20Lindy's second book, or your imprint is dead.
14:23Like her patience.
14:24Lindy doesn't have a second book.
14:26Or does she?
14:27No, she does not.
14:28Hell yes, she does.
14:31Ultimatum.
14:32Jackie finished her novel, Untitled On Purpose.
14:34That was quick.
14:35Well, she's prolific.
14:37And driven.
14:37And willing.
14:38But I have a strict moral code.
14:40Hmm.
14:41So let's wheel and deal.
14:42You get the book.
14:43Slap Lindy's name on it.
14:44Save your imprint.
14:47Or...
14:48My dad.
14:50He doesn't know anything about this, yet.
14:53Yeah, so I did a little research, and it's true.
14:56Jackie finished her novel, and, um, your cowboy has a daughter, and it's hell.
15:01This is the hate part.
15:03But, like, let's just focus on the love part.
15:06Which is what, exactly?
15:08Whatever you choose.
15:11It's an ethics test.
15:13Your imprint, or my dad.
15:14Lies, or love.
15:28Me.
15:30I choose me.
15:32Which means I choose him, whatever his name may be.
15:34Love the me choice.
15:36Hate the rhyme.
15:37Martin.
15:38Is this gonna be a problem?
15:40The first thing you've said that I respected.
15:44Philip.
15:45That's named Philip.
15:46Goes by Flip.
15:48Flip.
15:50I flipped for Flip.
15:52Oh, God.
15:54That's a good thing, right?
15:55Very.
15:57How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
16:03Only less little John knows.
16:06Now, what if we could take, say, an ear of corn, and shrink it to a fraction of the original
16:11size.
16:11Where is this jackass?
16:13I can assure you, he'll be here.
16:16A hundred.
16:17A thousand.
16:18Ears of corn.
16:29I know I'm late.
16:31I know, I just, I just need a minute.
16:36I fell down.
16:37Oh, really?
16:38Mount Kilimanjaro?
16:39Yes, practically yes.
16:42Hilton is going to sell the deck to the military.
16:46Bang to boom, he said.
16:48What, after we solve your hunger?
16:50No, instead of tiny soldiers, tiny missiles.
16:55Big surprise.
16:56But I am so close.
16:58For real.
16:59For real.
17:00I know.
17:00I believe you.
17:02Now, Hilton owns the tech.
17:03He's going to do with it whatever he wants anyway.
17:05But we can't be party to that.
17:09So walk.
17:10No, run.
17:11You run away.
17:16I don't think I can.
17:17Give them what they want.
17:19Mm-hmm.
17:19You out the tech and government hands, but not the restoration.
17:24Okay?
17:24What about my Nobel?
17:25What if I'm, what if I'm out of ideas?
17:28Um, it's time.
17:30I'm.
17:31I'm.
17:32I'm.
17:33Less.
17:34You.
17:35Have the fate of the planet in your hands.
17:39Me?
17:40Don't fuck it up.
17:48I see you.
17:50Looking at me.
17:52Judging me.
17:53Like smug dicks.
17:56But you will never judge me.
18:00As harsh as I judge myself.
18:02I've realized that I've been trying to live up to others' expectations of me.
18:08I don't know what I want from myself.
18:12And I thought that was a problem.
18:15But it's not.
18:18It's just the process.
18:20And I can figure that out here.
18:25Or somewhere else.
18:28Honestly.
18:31I'm okay either way.
18:48Any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight?
18:57You.
18:58You.
19:02You.
19:04You.
19:05You.
19:06You.
19:06You.
19:07You.
19:09You.
19:09You.
19:11He looks fucking nuts.
19:13Yes.
19:14Quite.
19:15Science is not magic.
19:18No.
19:20There is no, ta-da!
19:22There is not.
19:24It is work.
19:26Hard work.
19:28Evidently.
19:30It's frustration.
19:32It's passion.
19:34It's misery and joy.
19:36And it's fear.
19:38You can spend years lost wandering among the trees.
19:42Wishing, hoping, maybe even praying.
19:44Which.
19:45Goes against all established scientific understanding.
19:48That maybe one day you will finally see the forest.
19:52Well.
19:55Today's that day.
20:00Let's finish what we started.
20:10Here are my final thoughts.
20:15H hat equals h bar omega times a dagger a.
20:19Plus one half.
20:22Plus.
20:25Plus p hat squared.
20:27Over two m plus two.
20:30Over m omega squared.
20:32Uh.
20:33X squared.
20:34Which.
20:41Which.
21:01Time.
21:01It's upside down.
21:05Yeah.
21:06It's.
21:07It's.
21:07It's inverted.
21:09Janet.
21:11Invert.
21:13M omega squared.
21:15X squared.
21:16Over two.
21:18Bob's.
21:19Invert.
21:20Invert.
21:24Inverted.
21:26M omega squared
21:28X squared
21:29over 2.
21:32Carl,
21:33implement.
22:04Let's make history.
22:39Gentle people.
22:41Three minutes
22:42until the curve reaches limitless stabilization.
22:45Translation?
22:47Ta-da!
22:55Ha ha ha ha.
22:58Okay.
22:59Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures.
23:05Okay.
23:07It is time you knew the truth
23:09about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
23:32I did it.
23:35I did it.
23:37I did it.
23:39I did it!
23:40I did it!
23:41No!
23:42We made history!
23:43Limitless stabilization!
23:46Yes!
23:47Translation?
23:48Hilton,
23:48the corn,
23:50not...
23:50Let me.
23:51Let me.
24:02Delicious.
24:03Delicious.
24:04Sweet and crisp.
24:07Mwah!
24:08You did it.
24:09Come in.
24:12Oh, dear.
24:15Oh, God.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:19Oh, my God.
24:20You okay?
24:21Ow!
24:21Les.
24:23Whoa, whoa, whoa!
24:25Give us a...
24:26Les!
24:27Les!
24:27Are you okay?
24:28Give us a twist!
24:29Give us a twist!
24:30Ta-da!
24:33I got you!
24:36Finally, I got you!
24:38Fuck yeah, you did.
24:40Awesome, Les.
24:44Oppenheimer's got nothing on you, huh?
24:53Thank you, man.
24:55Let's talk numbers.
24:56What the fuck?
24:57Let's talk numbers.
24:59Yeah.
25:10Oh, no, you didn't.
25:15Okay.
25:17I fucking hate tape measures.
25:20It is time you knew the truth
25:22about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
25:25All right, Mills.
25:26You want to know more about Les' secret project?
25:30Here I am, okay?
25:34Les.
25:36Is it the corn?
25:38Are you sick?
25:39No, it's not the corn.
25:39Somebody emailed something.
25:40Something not good to a journalist.
25:43And that something is going to destroy me.
25:45Just when I'm...
25:46Nils.
25:46Is that the journalist?
25:48Yes.
25:48How did you know?
25:49You mentioned him before.
25:51Yes.
25:51Well, imagine what he could do if he had something on me.
25:53Something big.
25:54Uh, small.
25:54But very big.
25:55What do I do?
25:57You sit.
26:00Relax.
26:03Today is your day.
26:06No.
26:08It's our day.
26:09We did it.
26:12Partners.
26:15Don't worry about Nils.
26:17Vivian's taken care of it.
26:19Nils has retired.
26:21Permanently.
26:23Nils is not a problem.
26:27He's not?
26:27Who sent you the email?
26:30Tell Vivian.
26:32Who is your problem?
26:34Are you going third person?
26:36I find it effective in situations such as this.
26:38Now.
26:39Tell Vivian.
26:44Fine.
26:46Doesn't matter who.
26:49Sometimes, when someone threatens the most important thing in the world to you,
26:55you have no choice.
26:57But to eliminate them.
27:00Because the someone who would do something like that is never going to stop.
27:07You are going to have to stop them.
27:12Does that scare you?
27:14No.
27:15Yes.
27:16No.
27:17A little.
27:17I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone.
27:20Did you think that?
27:21No.
27:23Yes.
27:24No.
27:24A little.
27:25No.
27:25I'm only suggesting.
27:26Yeah.
27:26Creative.
27:29Why, yes.
27:30Get creative.
27:32And then, leave the rest to fate.
27:37Fate makes its own choices.
27:42Fate.
27:45Yes, that is creative.
27:49Come on, Nils.
27:51Woo!
27:59Write me back.
28:01Write me back, Nils.
28:02Jesus.
28:05Come on, Nils.
28:08No!
28:10Lindy.
28:12Lindy.
28:13Lindy.
28:13Lindy, I have a surprise for you.
28:17I'm unarmed.
28:18There's no tricks up these sleeves.
28:20I come bringing tidings of great joy.
28:24I solved the restoration formula.
28:26I can make you big again.
28:29If that's something you're interested in.
28:39Going to celebrate?
28:43I've decided.
28:45We're keeping him.
28:46Yeah.
28:47He won't play ball.
28:49You don't know that.
28:51I do, actually.
28:52It's kind of my thing.
28:54Just fire.
28:55I can get him to play.
28:57Les's brain is a valuable asset to us.
29:00More valuable than mine?
29:02Or yours?
29:03You're making me choose.
29:05You're making me choose?
29:05Well, then we should both choose wisely.
29:17What?
29:17I'm not even blocking you.
29:19Just go around.
29:21Alright.
29:27You better not be fucking with me.
29:30Oh, no.
29:31It's true.
29:32I did it.
29:32I remain a literal genius.
29:34Look.
29:36I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo.
29:40How's that proof I never saw him tiny?
29:42I hate that cat.
29:44Well, that's funny.
29:45He told me he hates you, too.
29:47What's that, Magoo?
29:49Huh?
29:52You're hungry?
29:54Poor thing.
29:55He's been through a lot.
29:57What am I saying?
29:58You know.
29:59Sort of.
30:00Well, gotta feed him.
30:03Be inhumane not to, right?
30:05You know, Dr. Carmichael said that I can't force change on you.
30:11And so, I'm having second thoughts about making you big.
30:15I think I've learned that I have to accept you for who you are, the way you are.
30:22And that you're never going to stop.
30:25I gotta eat myself.
30:26Worked up quite the appetite.
30:28I think I deserve a good meal.
30:31And so, I bid you farewell.
30:33And I wish you the best of luck.
30:40I'll leave it up to fate.
30:55Good kitty.
30:58Easy, Magoo.
31:00Easy.
31:01Easy.
31:03Easy.
31:04Easy.
31:05Easy.
31:05Easy.
31:12Easy.
31:13Magoo!
31:13Stop!
31:14Dad!
31:15Stop!
31:17Oh, child!
31:21So, be honest.
31:22When I took a bite of the sweet corn, did you think I was going to explode?
31:25Did you?
31:25You didn't?
31:26Did I?
31:27I don't know.
31:27I mean, I mean, not really.
31:29But, you know, I was thinking, trust the map.
31:32Trust the map.
31:33That's what I...
31:33Oh, did you see Hilton?
31:34Did you see his face?
31:35Was he scared?
31:35I didn't see...
31:36Let's not focus on Hilton.
31:36Yeah, fuck that guy.
31:38Let's focus on me instead.
31:39Let's focus on us.
31:42Yeah, I'm the fucking golden boy.
31:43Cheers to me.
31:44Cheers to us.
31:46And everything we want to accomplish.
31:49Together.
31:51You know, I can't believe it.
31:52I mean, I can't believe it, but I can't believe it.
31:53Because, you know, I did make fucking history.
31:55If only Lindy could see me now, right?
31:59Lindy?
31:59Yeah, you know, I saw her.
32:01In my science thoughts at the podium.
32:03That cocktail napkin, when she turned it right side up.
32:06Bang!
32:07That was it.
32:08I got it.
32:08Invert.
32:09Lindy.
32:10Mm?
32:11Helped you.
32:13With science.
32:14Yeah, I guess.
32:16You know, cheers to me.
32:18Again.
32:20You're not really eating.
32:21I feel ill.
32:22Yeah, so do I a little bit.
32:23In my stomach.
32:24I think it's excitement.
32:26Les, we shared.
32:30We got personal.
32:31Mm-hmm.
32:32We have secrets.
32:36I thought we were partners.
32:38A scientist standing in front of another scientist.
32:41Yeah, of course.
32:43You helped.
32:44Helped?
32:45Yeah.
32:46Like Lindy helped.
32:49You both helped.
32:50But I plan on thanking you in my acceptance speech when I win the Nobel and not Lindy.
32:58And then everyone will know that you contributed and not Lindy.
33:01And that's very important to me.
33:03Not Lindy is more important to you than us.
33:10I'm not really following.
33:11Exactly.
33:20I think you should collect your things.
33:22Uh, from what?
33:23From here?
33:24From the office.
33:25Oh, yes.
33:25Good idea.
33:26We need more space.
33:27We do.
33:28In a way.
33:30Excuse me a moment.
33:33Can I, uh, order you anything else?
33:37I'm done.
33:50Is that...
33:52Is she leaving?
34:07Fuck.
34:12What's my stuff?
34:14Hey!
34:15I know you can see me!
34:17Open the fucking door!
34:20My ID's not working!
34:26Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:28You're gonna let me in?
34:30Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:35Is this about a cat?
34:37I want my tiny cat back.
34:41I restored him!
34:42I took him home!
34:43It's fucking Lindy's cat!
34:45I hate that cat!
34:47I don't know who you are!
34:52Aren't you gonna let me in?!
34:56Oh, fuck this!
35:04I think you can lock me out, motherfuckers!
35:08My...
35:09It's my fucking world!
35:11It's mine!
35:12Oh, my...
35:18God damn it!
35:21Oh...
35:21God damn it.
35:27what was the plan here my ID didn't work and you were gonna drive through the
35:35lobby yeah you didn't listen I tried I was passionate about it I cursed I warned
35:51you about these people you did you dummy now it's over Hilton has everything we have nothing well I
36:08I couldn't help it it's my life's work I had to do it less the Nobel was never on the
36:19table they
36:20were always going to steal your tack Martin without the Nobel I'm not worthy worthy of what
36:41her Lindy
36:46I needed Lindy to be proud of me
36:52Lindy's the only person who's ever really gotten me seen me
37:00Lindy
37:03can't get her out of my head she's everywhere
37:12oh god oh fuck oh fuck oh what I can't keep up can you get back in there
37:21what did I just say I have to get the formula oh fuck fuck I can't go home without it
37:26I need a
37:26ride no you're gonna have to take an uber because I got Dana no you're gonna fucking drive me home
37:31fucking now this is life or death Martin for real this time what really really real Magoo could eat
37:36her the cat yeah I'll explain I'll explain to you and Dana later you're gonna drive me come on
37:42why what are you
38:07come on
38:10ah
38:10okay
38:13The fat lady has a son, man.
38:15I appreciate your...
38:16You're alive. You're alive.
38:18You're the wrong one, but I just...
38:19I'm trying to reconcile less the husband and less the scientist.
38:22What drives a man to such generosity and compassion towards science
38:25and yet such selfish helplessness towards his wife?
38:29I just...
38:29Tell me.
38:30Why?
38:31I'm asking again.
38:33Why less?
38:34Richie.
38:35What? No, no, no.
38:36This is not the time, please.
38:37Why marry a man?
38:40Richie!
39:10I see you.
39:13Thousand eyes turning blue.
39:16Cause it's gone, daddy, gone.
39:18Love is gone.
39:19Gone, daddy, gone.
39:22It's gone, daddy, gone.
39:25Beautiful girl, lovely dress.
39:29Zipping smiles, oh yes.
39:32Beautiful girl, lovely dress.
39:34But where she is now, I can always guess
39:37Cause it's gone, daddy, gone
39:40It's gone, daddy, gone
39:43It's gone, daddy, gone
39:46It's gone, daddy, gone
39:48It's gone away
39:52Gone away
39:55Gone away
39:58Gone away
40:09Gone away
40:10Gone away
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