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The.Miniature.Wife.S01E02.540p.X265.AAC [Full Movie] [Vertical Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:05oh
03:13no no no no no no no NO LINDY
03:16everything is fine
03:18oh my God
03:19Freak out
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse
03:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
03:51Whoa, whoa!
04:01There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay.
04:26I am not okay.
04:28It works. I can hear you.
04:31You're too loud.
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you.
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud.
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fucking thing.
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again.
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh!
04:55Sorry, sorry.
04:56I'm so sorry.
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine.
05:00I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi.
05:05What the fuck, Les?
05:07I heard that, too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay.
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:13And, uh, I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I, I, I, I.
05:17But you're incredible.
05:18I mean, you're beautiful.
05:25Are you smiling right now?
05:27No, no, no, no, no, no, of course not.
05:29I, I just, I, just like, wow.
05:36Wow.
05:37Wow?
05:38Wow?
05:39No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42I should hope so.
05:45Jesus.
05:46Oh, my God.
05:46This is your job?
05:48This is how you're going to solve world hunger?
05:51You're going to make everybody tiny so, so they don't, what, eat more?
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh, do you, do you want me to answer that, or?
05:59Explain it to me.
06:01Well, um, it's called cellular reduction, and, um, it's the process of miniaturization
06:07and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables, and that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:16Explain how you're going to make me big again.
06:18Jesus, I don't give a shit how it works.
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great.
06:27Restore me.
06:29Now, please.
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um, uh, but first, uh, a surprise.
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kind of hard to tell from this distance.
06:49Um...
06:50I'm not.
06:51Make me big again now.
06:53Heard that loud and clear.
06:55Um, the thing is...
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can, and I will.
07:01Um, the thing is that it's just, I think it's just going to take a day, uh, or two, tops.
07:07But you'll be fine.
07:09Everything's going to be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11Uh, I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait, I could die?
07:14Tiny?
07:15No, you, you're not going to die, Tiny.
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's almost exactly the same as our house house.
07:25Um, the stove works.
07:27The refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:40Um, and, uh, this curling thing.
07:47And your hairbrush.
07:49Uh, cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh, one crucial thing.
07:59Um, the toilet.
08:00Uh, it works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:05You will be restored to regular size.
08:08I-I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:13Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfucker!
08:24Hey.
08:25Calm, calm down.
08:27Calm!
08:29Calm fucking down!
08:33Ah!
08:51Hey, Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute!
08:58I don't want to be a little.
09:01I don't want to be a little.
09:04He's been away.
09:16All right.
09:17You can refilm the ladies' cup, too.
09:22She's on her way, Bob.
09:23She's gone back to her husband.
09:25No.
09:26They always do.
09:27Not this time.
09:28Nope, nope, nope.
09:28Because we've got plans.
09:30Yep.
09:31We got concrete plans.
09:36How about a ten-day getaway to Vermont for two?
09:43Uber romantic.
09:46And...
09:50There are multiple reasons she could be late.
09:53No, I know Lindy's coming.
09:55Why, you may ask?
09:58Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time.
10:02Destined to be written.
10:05Immortalized for generations to come.
10:09Oh.
10:09Quiet, everybody, please.
10:11Quiet, please!
10:13Sorry.
10:15Oh.
10:16It's work.
10:17It's work.
10:19Hey, Martin.
10:22Well, I was going to head out of town, so...
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:27Of course, of course.
10:28I'll just head into the lab.
10:33No, I've not heard from us.
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of him?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye.
10:41Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Barton, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy.
10:54Peace offering?
11:00Take those off.
11:01I feel like a specimen.
11:04And come closer.
11:05I don't want to keep yelling.
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time.
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work.
11:17Well, I couldn't.
11:18It was top secret.
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA.
11:22It's bullshit.
11:23You didn't trust me.
11:25Which makes me so sad.
11:29Makes me so sad.
11:32Fuck you.
11:35But...
11:36Yeah.
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.
11:44What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:49They are so cute.
11:53Wait.
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:58They're so cute.
12:01Oh, and functional.
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy.
12:07How cute.
12:08And accurate.
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox.
12:16Never put it together.
12:18You also said you didn't want to know.
12:23Well, you're not leaving me.
12:25Well, I have to go so I can fix you.
12:26No, no, no.
12:27No, Les.
12:28Take me with you.
12:29I'm portable.
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse.
12:32I feel very not safe.
12:33I feel very small.
12:35And like something bad could happen.
12:38I won't let something happen.
12:39Something did.
12:41Something else.
12:41Beyond the accident.
12:43But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
12:45Please, Les.
12:46I do not want to be alone.
12:47Please, I'm scared.
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?
12:54Oh, God.
12:55I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.
12:58Not me.
13:00I can show you.
13:01No, I don't.
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon.
13:09I promise.
13:11Trust me.
13:15Okay.
13:17This is crazy.
13:20Oh, my God.
13:24Oh, my God.
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big.
14:02Really big.
14:16Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:22You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no.
14:46It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:49Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down.
15:06Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:19Merry Christmas.
15:22Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get out.
15:46I don't want to eat it.
15:48Oh, I'm going to be sick.
15:49Oh, God.
15:56Oh, my God.
15:59Hey.
16:00It's going to be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas,
16:20so I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up,
16:26and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29I'm Scarface.
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
16:49I did always love this couch.
17:03When you're ready.
17:04Uh, pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall, Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:13I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer?
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:33Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern, but I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeat, it won the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make.
18:47Their words.
18:48Which you memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:05Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me, and the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming-of-age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced
19:20by a monster-of-a-mother character.
19:23You try being a single mother of two young girls
19:28whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:37He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:46If I may, Walt?
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54I'm with a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:16I think we should visit the Arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the Arch.
20:25It's like an Arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine Club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I be here?
20:52Yeah, we'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55You're Santa.
20:56High volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch.
20:59What?
21:00Watch, watch.
21:02Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Bye.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:07Come on.
21:33Oh, Jesus, what?
21:36Can I help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:41It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We're to the Arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:04Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:10Hey.
22:14I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously, man.
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously?
22:26Seriously?
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:30Because she's...
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:36It's going to be okay.
22:38It's only a few days.
22:43Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:52You have no...
22:56I don't.
23:22Yeah.
23:25What?
23:26What?
23:27What?
23:30It can't be right.
23:33Okay, I'm coming in.
23:34But now.
23:36Now-ish.
24:02Magoo.
24:06Stay.
24:07Stay.
24:11No, no, no, no, no.
24:18Magoo.
24:19Come here.
24:23Ow, fuck.
24:24You fuzzy fucker.
24:27Magoo.
24:28Magoo.
24:36Magoo.
24:37Magoo.
24:38Stop.
24:40Magoo.
24:40Stop it, you're fine.
24:43I feel bad enough already.
24:48I mean, she's safe, right?
24:50Magoo.
24:56Magoo.
25:00Yeah.
25:06No.
25:09No.
25:11No.
25:12No.
25:14i sometimes come in my car to cry too when i need a release so i get where you're at
25:19okay right is
25:21that all now you've got me worried is everything all right at home you know with uh your wife lindy
25:26lindy's her name right everything okay good good yeah she's just uh keeping busy over the holidays
25:34yes richard she's at home writing she's keeping busy writing that's wonderful that's wonderful
25:41richard get your butt inside i'm sorry you used profanity i'm upset
25:49i'll see you later
26:01less less
26:09that is a toy
26:16oh he left me right
26:23why i have to trust him i cannot spiral
26:29huh oh yeah why not okay that's that's good space colon colon colon colonel
26:44colonel space colonel next stop uranus i could
26:50fuck i'm already spiraling
26:52you made me believe you were so close so i believed you yes and you should believe me that's our
26:58deal
26:58there is mathematical truth in stating i am so close so what does so close mean to you in this
27:06context today my god i can't put an actual number on it i don't know what oh what have you
27:14done what
27:15have i done martin i didn't want to say you have one job contract is for 30 days
27:22that's insane well you said that you were close 30 days
27:28well it will work i mean the math says it will and math is never wrong so
27:33now you have 30 days no no no we have 30 days oh now it's we what does it say
27:38exactly what does
27:39it was the small print say exactly says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula
27:46works or the patent on our tech on my tech thank you reverts to hilton and hilton sues you sues
27:54us
27:55for fraud and you go to jail to jail well can he do that he can and after 30 days
28:04it goes the the
28:05tech the lab the bob's gone but but okay so how do i make uh how do i how do
28:17i make things big again
28:18because i i have to make things big again well after 30 days you can't
28:25this is actually silly i mean can he actually do this yes he can it says it right here
28:38less how bad is this
28:47i'm not even going to ask about the cat
29:07hey i i i got you something for christmas oh i i i didn't get you anything oh it's okay
29:20like what shakespeare used to write with you know i like shakespeare well everybody knows you like
29:25shakespeare bar's card well you talk about it a lot um you seem a little bit down no i'm uh
29:35just tired
29:36yeah and i was waiting up last night for someone someone special you know and it's just
29:46you know oh merry merry christmas richard yeah thank you janet this is a very thoughtful gift so thank you
29:57thank you
29:59thy returneth to thine grind
30:10okay buddy
30:13hey
30:14any room over here
30:23oh
30:26right okay
30:29oh looks good
30:43okay
30:44okay
30:44oh my god
30:50oh there we go
30:53guide
30:58oh
30:59oh
31:00a classic
31:00gamma
31:06volume
31:09we're never turning this off
31:11okay
31:13okay
31:13okay
31:13so
31:17we've got popcorn
31:19but no candy
31:24oh
31:25less
31:27that's just for me
31:37richard
31:37richard i need everyone at the top of their game today it's a big day it could be the day
31:41needs to be the day or two
31:44at the most
31:50here are my thoughts
31:51yes
31:54adjust the last line on the maxwell stress sensor to b sub j
31:58minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught
32:02times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
32:04complete
32:07complete
32:16carl
32:27carl
32:28implemented thoughts
32:29and
32:29and
32:45and
32:46and
32:47we
33:10complete
33:12let's make history
35:12Hey, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here, and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
35:51Ergo, I run this lab.
35:52This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous, and do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:03Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam?
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus.
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44What have I done?
36:52Midnight for the stars and you
36:59Midnight and a rendezvous
37:05Your eyes held a message tender
37:11Saying I surrender
37:15All my life
37:16Oh, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh, oh!
37:25Coming, coming, coming!
37:27What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:44No!
37:49No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Damn it.
38:25What?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Ow!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:48Ah!
38:53God damn it, Luke!
38:57For God's sake.
39:03God damn it!
39:05God damn it!
39:12Ah!
39:19Ahh!
39:21Ugh!
39:22Ah!
39:25Uh!
39:29Ah!
39:31Ah!
39:32Ah!
39:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:08Oh, ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:20What the?
40:22Oh, oh.
40:25Oh, God.
40:27Oh, God.
40:27Ah! Ah!
40:37Lookie! Hold on! I'll save you!
41:09I'll save you!
41:39I'll save you!
41:40You're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make up
41:49Oh yeah!
41:53I'll save you!
42:10I'll save you!
42:12I'll save you!
42:16I'll save you!
42:18I'll save you!
42:19I'll save you!
42:20I'll save you!
42:21I'll save you!
42:21I'll save you!
42:22I'll save you!
42:22I'll save you!
42:23I'll save you!
42:23I'll save you!
42:23I'll save you!
42:23I'll save you!
42:23I'll save you!
42:24I'll save you!
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