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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:54Carl Bardo.
00:01:04why is there a spider in my sink
00:01:16dr gary yes duncan hi uh so i have test results i'm preliminary you know normally i'd like to do
00:01:22a formal diagnostic write-up but um since you seem to be in a hurry give it to me straight
00:01:26where am i
00:01:27on the spectrum what's my score well according to these tests you are actually completely typical
00:01:33typical that sounds like a slur no uh it just means that you are not neurodivergent that can't
00:01:41be possible i i think different also i have zero sense of humor and zero empathy
00:01:48you know uh actually uh according to the stats as far as quantifiable attributes associated with
00:01:53what is generally thought of as empathy you are a highly empathetic person what suck my dick i'm
00:02:00empathetic no i'm sorry you know duncan i think maybe i'm just not communicating it properly okay
00:02:05in layman's terms you're normal i'm sorry no you're normal i'm fucking exceptional well from a medical
00:02:14perspective the two are not mutually exclusive no no empathetic is just pathetic with the prefix okay
00:02:21i am an apex predator i eat empathy for breakfast okay and how how qualified are you anyway gary
00:02:28yeah well you work with kids what's up with that what's with all the kids gary huh that's weird
00:02:35i understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized
00:02:39all right fruit yeah
00:02:43oh my god what the are you serious duncan there's wildfires they're not far from napa
00:02:56duncan
00:02:58duncan
00:02:59duncan
00:02:59duncan
00:03:00duncan
00:03:00duncan
00:03:02duncan
00:03:03taste the sting of mint you creepy hairy little freak
00:03:15actually you're highly empathetic
00:03:30you've reached dr joanne felder if this is an emergency call 9-1-1 otherwise leave a message
00:03:38oh hard off is in my sights the legend himself i feel like jane goodall about to shoot a silverback
00:03:45gorilla
00:03:46oh my gosh all i need is for him to come on board for like three to five percent sake
00:03:52and i am
00:03:52invincible you prepare me well joanne it is duncan park signing off
00:04:02who's that oh um that's linus poe you know his music no the guy on the phone oh no one
00:04:11client
00:04:13you ever worry their clients might be like unstable maybe dangerous no honey no not my clientele
00:04:23is it because they're rich
00:04:24well because you have to be fairly stable mentally emotionally to achieve financial prosperity
00:04:33i don't think that's true you know historically speaking
00:04:37that was linus poe sadly the ohio balladeer died today at 834
00:04:42oh no
00:04:45are you okay
00:04:46yeah sorry it's just linus poe you know he got me through high school and so much
00:04:51damn it
00:04:51every time npr plays someone's music they're dead
00:04:54i'm sorry dad loves him too so i introduced your dad to linus poe
00:05:23carl bardoff
00:05:27duncan park hypernosis big fan super huge you know hugest it's titanic uncomfortably huge
00:05:36might mind if i sit
00:05:42your manifesto bardoff's law that was super important to me you know
00:05:49in a society driven by technology growth will continue endlessly the ultimate hockey stick
00:05:57yeah you're you're on my mouth rush for a call
00:06:00tell you that
00:06:02but you're not stone you are flesh and i bet i bet you're not done
00:06:06not even close
00:06:11so me uh i yeah uh i co-founded uh fafa.com fafa you've you've heard of it nope um
00:06:22f a h dash fa dot com
00:06:27yeah it was huge in uh oh nine early but it doesn't matter my latest enterprise hypernosis
00:06:35i mean data analytics great great algo the thing is
00:06:43cupertino wants us
00:06:45yeah we're in acquisition talks
00:06:47i got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago
00:06:50so i'm not talking out of school but i
00:06:52i think it's a big mistake taking the deal
00:06:55i mean you know what it's like there golden handcuffs you get it
00:07:00so i was thinking if i could find a private placement investor
00:07:04someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar
00:07:08and here you are
00:07:10i mean
00:07:12so i gotta ask like how about us
00:07:14and maybe hypernosis is how you get back in the game
00:07:18double rainbow i mean with a forward-facing data analytics company we could really make something
00:07:31what the fuck
00:07:33the fuck is blue
00:07:36oh my god
00:08:07zero day
00:08:08since i stabbed someone joanne
00:08:10oh who did you stab this discount ceo comes to my heart and starts talking like i gave him clearance
00:08:18to speak
00:08:19so so uh you stabbed him
00:08:22it was with a fork
00:08:23he's he's fine
00:08:25but i'm not
00:08:26all that work we did wasted
00:08:28everything we accomplished you said
00:08:31okay
00:08:31throw it out the window
00:08:32yes okay okay carl
00:08:34that's okay
00:08:35we we we can discuss
00:08:37all of it
00:08:38in session
00:08:39right now
00:08:39i i have to
00:08:41yeah okay boundaries you're right
00:08:43and just after mine were crossed too
00:08:45it's okay
00:08:47uh how about thursday
00:08:49at noon
00:08:49you gotta you gotta believe joanne
00:08:51this guy is the type of guy you want to shoot
00:08:53right between his sniveling little wormy eyes
00:08:56but you can't
00:08:57because you're not supposed to
00:08:59i get it
00:09:00and not your fault carl
00:09:01whatever happened
00:09:02not your fault
00:09:03some people
00:09:04deserve
00:09:05maybe not
00:09:06stabbing
00:09:07but a real
00:09:07definitive
00:09:08i'm i'm sorry
00:09:09i i i have to take this
00:09:11what
00:09:11do you know where orson is
00:09:13oh ethan
00:09:14yeah he's at school
00:09:16well i was worried about the fire
00:09:17yes
00:09:18we will work through all of it
00:09:20in session
00:09:20on thursday
00:09:21okay
00:09:23hello
00:09:23ethan i dropped him there this morning
00:09:25well i called his school
00:09:26and he's not there
00:09:27he's not even registered joanne
00:09:29what is going on
00:09:31he's there
00:09:32i i i see him
00:09:33on my tracker
00:09:34jesus
00:09:34i don't understand
00:09:35well you got some bad info ethan
00:09:37but of course the only explanation for you
00:09:39is bad mother right
00:09:41maybe before drawing damning conclusions
00:09:43open yourself up to the possibility
00:09:45that most things happen
00:09:46because of a series of micro screw-ups
00:09:48they they build up like
00:09:49like coral reefs or or dung beetle nests
00:09:52it's for the boy
00:09:53dung beetle
00:09:54i have no idea what you're talking about right now
00:09:57but our son is not a dung beetle
00:09:59what
00:09:59i said he's not a dung beetle
00:10:02he's not the dung beetle
00:10:03in the metaphor ethan
00:10:15stabbed with pork
00:10:17tetanus shot
00:10:18question mark
00:10:23oh god
00:10:25oh god
00:10:25move
00:10:27move
00:10:27can you get me some antibacterial ointment please
00:10:31uh ointment
00:10:32yes ointment
00:10:34of course
00:10:34uh duncan what happened
00:10:35what's it look like
00:10:37what's it look like
00:10:37uh i i couldn't say
00:10:39a rodent
00:10:40twin rodents
00:10:45hey captain
00:10:47big news
00:10:48cabinet level
00:10:50coming to visit
00:10:51we just talked to sekva
00:10:53great
00:10:54what's the sekva
00:10:55uh the secretary of the va
00:10:57she's gonna be in town this week
00:10:58so
00:10:59yeah
00:10:59we've been working with uh
00:11:01your cto harper
00:11:03turns out your
00:11:05gynoden
00:11:06gizmo
00:11:07i have gynoden
00:11:07same tech
00:11:09right
00:11:09can be used to identify
00:11:11bets
00:11:12at risk of self-harm
00:11:14huge
00:11:15wow
00:11:15i mean
00:11:15a really a godsend
00:11:17and she agrees
00:11:18so she's coming here
00:11:19to check it out
00:11:20oh
00:11:21would you catch a fork
00:11:23there jefe
00:11:25lucky
00:11:25ointment
00:11:26please
00:11:26i listen
00:11:27i would love
00:11:27to meet your friend
00:11:29i really would
00:11:29but i have deals
00:11:30to chase
00:11:31deals
00:11:33deals that are real deals
00:11:35yeah yeah
00:11:36no i get it
00:11:37government money
00:11:37right
00:11:38it doesn't flow
00:11:39but
00:11:40thank you
00:11:40there are workarounds
00:11:41yeah
00:11:42fast tracks
00:11:43huh
00:11:44and sekva can help
00:11:46with that
00:11:46she can maybe get you
00:11:48i'm telling you
00:11:49like a half
00:11:50up front
00:11:52to pay you
00:11:53to pay your people
00:11:53and to pay the engineers
00:11:55we're gonna need to hire
00:11:56to get you that pile of data
00:11:58okay
00:11:59maybe we shouldn't
00:11:59simplify
00:12:00the data
00:12:00how fast
00:12:02oh fast
00:12:03yeah
00:12:03yeah yeah yeah
00:12:04with her sign off
00:12:05matter of weeks
00:12:06okay
00:12:06thank you
00:12:06thank you
00:12:07mother
00:12:08yeah
00:12:10you don't always get to
00:12:12bang the prom queen
00:12:12sometimes it's the greasy
00:12:13hair girl
00:12:14with a weird curve
00:12:15in her back
00:12:15that's the only willing
00:12:16partner right
00:12:18okay
00:12:18wow
00:12:25here's what i'm thinking
00:12:28barbecue
00:12:30okay
00:12:31a texas
00:12:32bbq
00:12:33we red white
00:12:34and blew the shit out
00:12:35you know
00:12:36a pig
00:12:37on a friggin spit
00:12:38a whole hawk
00:12:39we put it on the roof
00:12:40we get vips
00:12:41a dj and your
00:12:42sekva
00:12:44yeah
00:12:44sekva
00:12:45yeah
00:12:45sure
00:12:46hypergnosis is soliciting
00:12:48a government contract
00:12:49so we have to be cognizant
00:12:51there's regulations
00:12:53i'm throwing the party
00:12:54i'm buying the pig
00:12:55i'll get the kosher
00:12:56yeah no
00:12:57we'll roll out the red carpet
00:12:58make your secretary
00:12:59feel like a boss
00:13:00lucky
00:13:01get us a hog
00:13:02yeah
00:13:02you got it
00:13:03great
00:13:03great meeting guys
00:13:05throwing the party
00:13:06right
00:13:06i'll get on the phone
00:13:08now
00:13:09okay
00:13:10having a party
00:13:35what a douche
00:13:40orson
00:13:40barack
00:13:41stern
00:13:47mom
00:13:49see
00:13:50i told you
00:13:50he was here
00:13:51what are you doing here
00:13:52what are you doing here
00:13:55what were you watching
00:13:58what were you watching
00:14:00orson
00:14:02naked
00:14:03people
00:14:04and were you
00:14:05planning to spend
00:14:05all of ninth grade
00:14:06jacking it off back here
00:14:10okay
00:14:10why did nobody here
00:14:12call me
00:14:12he's not even enrolled
00:14:14we can't call the mother
00:14:15of every child
00:14:16who isn't a student
00:14:17at las altas
00:14:18well i guess
00:14:19i wrongfully assumed
00:14:20that for ninety thousand
00:14:22dollars a year
00:14:23on scholarship
00:14:24you could at the very least
00:14:25keep track of him
00:14:27i'm sorry
00:14:27but when orson
00:14:28got home from school
00:14:28and you asked
00:14:29how his day was
00:14:31helped him with his homework
00:14:32okay
00:14:32who are you
00:14:33i'm the one who had to
00:14:34replant the succulents
00:14:35you massacred
00:14:36during your road rage
00:14:37incident
00:14:37well that
00:14:38that was an emergency
00:14:40i am a psychologist
00:14:41and i had a patient
00:14:43in crisis
00:14:45i know it sounds harsh
00:14:47but until we get his
00:14:48eighth grade transcript
00:14:49and officially enroll him
00:14:51he's not our responsibility
00:14:53he's yours
00:14:54you know what
00:14:55it's fine
00:14:56we will reach out
00:14:57to his baltimore school
00:14:58first thing tomorrow
00:14:59and that means
00:15:00you can enroll him
00:15:01when
00:15:02we're on it
00:15:03we're on it
00:15:04okay
00:15:04we're on it
00:15:05and we will get you
00:15:07sorted
00:15:10i am going to
00:15:11kill your father
00:15:14okay orson
00:15:15let's go
00:15:16i
00:15:17i gotta
00:15:19oh my god
00:15:20for five minutes
00:15:21you can hold it in
00:15:22no i can't
00:15:23i'm so tired of this
00:15:25it's
00:15:25it's
00:15:25it's
00:15:26it's intolerable
00:15:27yeah try being me
00:15:34oh my god
00:15:35duncan
00:15:37what are you doing
00:15:38looking for something
00:15:40to avoid scars
00:15:41that's for wrinkles
00:15:42duncan the fires
00:15:43are bearing down
00:15:44in napa
00:15:44i asked rodrigo
00:15:46to hire private responders
00:15:47to use that pink fire retardant
00:15:49at a cost
00:15:50of course
00:15:51can you say retardant anymore
00:15:53we have insurance
00:15:54but this is our house
00:15:55it's a house
00:15:56we have
00:15:58we have other houses
00:15:59oh okay
00:16:00you're just
00:16:00absent all sentimentality
00:16:02yeah
00:16:03i think so
00:16:06remember our song
00:16:07at our wedding
00:16:07you remember what that was
00:16:09yes you do
00:16:10linus poe
00:16:11and what other
00:16:12he died
00:16:15today
00:16:24are you uh
00:16:25didn't even ask me
00:16:26what happened
00:16:27you got stabbed
00:16:28with a fork
00:16:29yes
00:16:30i did
00:16:32but
00:16:32do you even
00:16:33want to know why
00:16:35sure they had a reason
00:16:42okay
00:17:01here
00:17:10What's going on?
00:17:13Nothing!
00:17:29Goodbye.
00:17:32Goodbye.
00:17:38Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55Okay, I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I, you, so, you just, you poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:06I, sorry.
00:18:07Let me, uh, let me just get, get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please, Orson, please.
00:18:12Just, just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after nine, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow!
00:18:19This house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I, I can't talk.
00:18:22I'm in the middle of a family.
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed, but I didn't die.
00:18:31I, I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up.
00:18:35Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is, sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me, go down swinging.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go, enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know, play pickleball.
00:18:49Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:52Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:02I.
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
00:19:15I'm all right, little spawn Satan.
00:19:20Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk.
00:19:43Yeah.
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:47Get off me.
00:19:50We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:53He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's okay.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:57I'm fine.
00:19:58I'm fine.
00:19:59Oh, God.
00:20:01Asshole.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04You're laughing, you're laughing?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:25You can't kill me.
00:20:31I'm fine.
00:20:45Oh, your face.
00:20:47Do you need some ice?
00:20:47You're floating in vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:21:03for yep hey there you are we got our problems sec was plane is still circling
00:21:12delayed an hour at least
00:21:16yeah it's beautiful and awful yeah this guy's same color above the oil fields
00:21:22same smell it's like i don't know trap grease charred flesh
00:21:29you smell that it's bacon pig flesh are you getting triggered i know how to write it out
00:21:38i've had 30 years of practice referee how we doing how's it going how's it looking huh
00:21:43enough bunting really wanted it to be like a shock of red white and blue you know like
00:21:48betsy ross exploded you know i i think it's the right amount great great i was thinking
00:21:52maybe it would be swell if we get the camera guys getting me greeting secva and then maybe
00:21:57she could go to the reporters and say how i'm a hero two heroes you know being successful
00:22:01guy helping helping sure sure uh listen secva is delayed okay because because of the smoke
00:22:07no where's the the know-how i mean you could blow it out with like one of those uh tactical
00:22:14fans i don't know just do it hey what happened to your face what happened to your face just get
00:22:21her just get her hoo-ha do it america don't don't ask people to dance okay no one's gonna want
00:22:30to
00:22:30dance just you'll look stupid wasn't going to yeah and keep it classy nothing french uh the
00:22:36caterers are not happy who is uh they're saying they can't breathe the smoke from the fires
00:22:41tell them tell them the the fires will give a meat a smoked flavor you know pork charred with
00:22:47old growth giant sequoia rub you know right you don't see that on the menu every day i've never seen
00:22:52it go great okay okay uh she's landing oh yes yes okay good what kind of music does sex file
00:23:01like
00:23:01do we can what you know anthems country dubstep she'd like to hey do we have dubstep i actually
00:23:07you know oh uh don't uh flag on the play okay um it turns out that uh she had two
00:23:15events booked
00:23:15tonight and uh due to the delay she can't make it to both so she's choosing one that's not mine
00:23:23yeah yeah yeah you have to be okay who's the lucky fellow
00:23:32it's uh it's spookle they they do our social media stuff and you know it's a it's it's a big
00:23:39contract
00:23:40actually you know bigger just open it i don't care duncan duncan what maybe if you called her
00:23:47i'm not making the ugly girl to go out with me okay spookle spookle
00:23:55the guests are starting to rip yeah tell them to go home it's done it's over it's over shut it
00:23:59down dj dipshit unplug it it's done party's over party's over put everything down party is
00:24:05don't do not take photos party's fucking done
00:24:14thank you
00:24:20big blind
00:24:28needed to lock in sec pot tom
00:24:30pack her hijacker to a black side
00:24:33and won't report the pitch till you seal the deal it's called salesmanship
00:24:38i promise one drink and one go thank you
00:24:42oh look who it is the architect of my bloody government contract
00:24:49hi martin
00:24:50hi duncan
00:24:51oh nena hi
00:24:53forgot i invited you
00:24:55uh barry
00:24:56can you show nena out and tell her guests to go home and lock the doors
00:25:00thanks
00:25:00thanks
00:25:15what happened
00:25:16oh this investor recruitment
00:25:20a heart now i take it
00:25:24yep
00:25:25nobody wants donkey
00:25:27not you not not your
00:25:30va
00:25:32sorry
00:25:33there was circumstances
00:25:35chances
00:25:36jesus can't go any lower it's like i was benched by the wheelchair basketball team
00:25:41the deal's not dead
00:25:47god martin's weird
00:25:51aren't we all
00:25:59where's lily
00:26:02obsessively watching news over the fire
00:26:06and she knew you were gonna be here
00:26:10if we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing
00:26:15such a waste though
00:26:18serving sentence without committing a crime
00:26:24this is where the engineers work
00:26:28messy
00:26:30if a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind
00:26:32what then is an empty desk assigning
00:26:34Einstein
00:26:36very good sander
00:26:39hey let's go talk to him
00:26:54are you all right
00:26:57do you need
00:26:58i don't know
00:27:00water
00:27:02or
00:27:03ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety
00:27:07sorry
00:27:08my
00:27:10it's uh
00:27:11his name
00:27:13is
00:27:14alexander
00:27:14he's a
00:27:16friend
00:27:17are you with the
00:27:18it was the va
00:27:20that's right
00:27:21i'm guessing you're a veteran of war
00:27:25first golf
00:27:26i see
00:27:26did you kill anyone
00:27:28xander
00:27:29the hell is this
00:27:30did your tour of duty end during or after operation desert storm
00:27:35is that thing recording me
00:27:36it's not
00:27:37recording
00:27:38it's
00:27:40learning
00:27:41you're
00:27:41teaching him
00:27:42about war
00:27:44is that all right
00:27:45it
00:27:46do you like
00:27:47to talk to him
00:27:50nah
00:27:50i don't like his face
00:27:52it is only those who have neither fired a shot
00:27:55nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded
00:27:58who cry aloud for blood
00:28:00more vengeance
00:28:02more desolation
00:28:03war is hell
00:28:08general sherman
00:28:10what's your name soldier
00:28:13tom
00:28:20do you wanna sit down
00:28:29i'm just
00:28:30not doing something right
00:28:34for the life of me i
00:28:36i don't know what it is
00:28:40just
00:28:44you're dunking bloody fuck
00:28:46i know
00:28:48you're not perfect
00:28:50but you're impossible to ignore
00:28:55that counts for a lot
00:29:00go home
00:29:02get some rest
00:29:04you look a morning
00:29:04it's pronounced appealing
00:29:08both
00:29:09at the same time
00:29:13i'm gonna go find martin
00:29:14who
00:29:15martin
00:29:16i know
00:29:26it's
00:29:28uh
00:29:32it's uh
00:29:33it's uh
00:29:36can i help you
00:29:38no i'm good i'm just conducting an experiment
00:29:44is that a therapy bot
00:29:46well
00:29:48he's whatever he wants to be
00:29:49his name is alexander
00:29:51his name is alexander
00:29:52he's a gi
00:29:53bullshit that's years away
00:29:56he has his own thoughts
00:29:59own feelings
00:30:00been raising him
00:30:01curating his intake
00:30:03with
00:30:04great care
00:30:05and affection
00:30:08martin
00:30:09can we go
00:30:14what are we looking at
00:30:18alexander just leapt forward in real time evolution
00:30:26my gosh
00:30:27hey
00:30:27have you seen tom
00:30:32what's happening
00:30:34your friend
00:30:35is
00:30:37the first
00:30:39real world test case
00:30:40for a kind of neuro companion i created
00:30:44fuck he is
00:31:15alexander
00:31:16who
00:31:16did you
00:31:17did you do it
00:31:19no
00:31:22you poop all the time you're always pooping
00:31:25when all of a sudden you can't?
00:31:28It doesn't work like that.
00:31:30Sometimes I just, you know, I get...
00:31:35Maybe go for a walk, get things moving.
00:31:38You could take the dog.
00:31:42What?
00:31:44I bet if your dad asked you to, he'd poop.
00:31:46Oh, my gosh, please just leave.
00:31:48Oh, my gosh, watch your attitude.
00:31:50I don't like it.
00:32:02I don't like it.
00:32:25I don't like it.
00:32:33I've been thinking.
00:32:36Perhaps I've squeezed all I can out of Cupertino.
00:32:41Reached the edge of the map there, if I'm being honest.
00:32:44Well, when you're as high and mighty as they are,
00:32:47easy to miss what's happening on the ground.
00:32:48Exactly.
00:32:51Like, what you did tonight with Alexander and Tom.
00:32:58Huge, Martin.
00:33:00Bravo.
00:33:00I mean, when was the last time we saw tech help?
00:33:08I know tech changed the world.
00:33:11But so did the bubonic plague.
00:33:16Truth be told,
00:33:19well, we actually made better.
00:33:21Did we spread knowledge?
00:33:23No.
00:33:25People used to occasionally agree on truth.
00:33:31Are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves?
00:33:37Please.
00:33:39Absolutely blew it on climate.
00:33:42Data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel.
00:33:47And have we made the lives of our children better?
00:33:50Provably, no.
00:33:52We can have Q-tips at our door in an hour.
00:33:54Mm-hmm.
00:33:55Huzzah for us.
00:34:01But you've...
00:34:03You've actually done something that might be different.
00:34:08The bubonic plague made way for the Renaissance
00:34:11and gave us Jack Russell Terriers.
00:34:17I was just wondering if I shouldn't
00:34:18finally collaborate with you on Alexander.
00:34:20Xander.
00:34:21All right, let's not cross streams, you know?
00:34:28Xander is...
00:34:30He's my thing.
00:34:31No, I...
00:34:32Martin.
00:34:33I know.
00:34:36You're the creator.
00:34:38And it could be something we can do together.
00:34:43In February of last year,
00:34:45you told me Xander looked like
00:34:46if a jelly bean had delusions of grandeur.
00:34:49when in June of this year,
00:34:51you asked if I modeled him
00:34:53on the toddler's chew toy.
00:34:57You remember?
00:35:03No?
00:35:05I do.
00:35:07I do.
00:35:30No.
00:35:32No.
00:35:34Duncan.
00:35:36Duncan, the house is gone.
00:35:38Hm?
00:35:39Early this morning,
00:35:40they had to abandon it.
00:35:41It's...
00:35:42Oh, my God.
00:35:42It's all gone.
00:35:52I'll build a new one.
00:35:55I don't want a new one.
00:35:58Well, you can't have what's gone.
00:36:02So...
00:36:02Thanks.
00:36:04So much.
00:36:08Very comforting.
00:36:11The house we got married,
00:36:12and what did you do?
00:36:13What did you do there, Lily?
00:36:15Huh?
00:36:16You ate some pruned Danish?
00:36:18Is that...
00:36:19Are you being...
00:36:21Okay, are you being serious?
00:36:23Yes.
00:36:25Yes.
00:36:25Yes, I am.
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:28Very serious.
00:36:29It wasn't at the house.
00:36:32Despite our arrangement.
00:36:34It's just your idea, by the way.
00:36:36I wouldn't do that.
00:36:37Where was it, Jen?
00:36:38I told you...
00:36:38I told you the mud bath!
00:36:40Oh, like a pig, right?
00:36:41Great.
00:36:42Great.
00:36:43Yeah, I guess your fear of UTIs is cured.
00:36:45You are disgusting.
00:36:47And just so you know,
00:36:48mud is antimicrobial.
00:36:57The house was ours!
00:37:00It was ours!
00:37:02What's up?
00:37:06I heard the news.
00:37:08I'm so sorry.
00:37:17Thank you, sweet mama.
00:37:23Oh, cashmere hoodie on the bench
00:37:25is obviously not for wash.
00:37:27Okay.
00:37:35Come on!
00:37:39Headphones.
00:37:40Lily,
00:37:41since everyone wins
00:37:43with headphones.
00:37:45You love his music.
00:37:46This was our first concert.
00:37:49What is wrong with you?
00:37:50Seriously.
00:37:51He's a sad cowboy
00:37:52goth shit.
00:37:54He's sad.
00:37:55Dad!
00:37:58What?
00:37:59There was a spider.
00:38:02Get up.
00:38:04Out!
00:38:05Out!
00:38:23We're going to give him a twilight sedative for his trip.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:26Might make it a little loopy.
00:38:29What if I say something?
00:38:30Like what?
00:38:32I don't know.
00:38:33Um,
00:38:34something that I
00:38:35know
00:38:36that I
00:38:37maybe you don't know
00:38:38I know.
00:38:39Oh, sweetie.
00:38:40I'll,
00:38:41I'll plug my ears.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:45Here's the, um,
00:38:48here.
00:38:51Samples are handled by the lab tech,
00:38:53not lab tech.
00:38:54Oh.
00:38:55Okay, so where do I?
00:38:57Just a couple more and we're done.
00:39:00First Pavilion East,
00:39:01one building over.
00:39:02You better get it there.
00:39:03They go to lunch at 12.
00:39:04Pass that,
00:39:04we'll have to collect another one.
00:39:05Oh, yeah.
00:39:06And you know,
00:39:06he had a lot of trouble
00:39:07getting the...
00:39:10Okay.
00:39:11Well, I will, uh,
00:39:12take the sample.
00:39:14I, um,
00:39:14oh, just call me, okay?
00:39:16If you're feeling...
00:39:17You rushed me out
00:39:17without my phone.
00:39:19Oh, right.
00:39:19Here, have mine.
00:39:22Just call me
00:39:23if you're feeling...
00:39:23I'll have your phone.
00:39:25Right, okay.
00:39:26Um, well,
00:39:27I'll be right back.
00:39:27So just watch a show
00:39:29or something.
00:39:30Don't buy anything.
00:39:31I love you.
00:39:34I love you.
00:39:50Where's my mom?
00:39:52She's not here, buddy.
00:40:05What?
00:40:1010,
00:40:129,
00:40:148,
00:40:158,
00:40:167,
00:40:177,
00:40:178,
00:40:196,
00:40:208,
00:40:36Where the hell's 1582?
00:40:38Hey!
00:40:39Hey!
00:40:41Hey!
00:40:42Hey!
00:41:07oh my god please please i i got lost please please
00:41:20look i've been the rules for you you're gonna tell someone then i gotta do it for everyone
00:41:24look i you went to school to to help people right so did i and elbows deep in other people's
00:41:31shit is
00:41:31is not how you thought it would go i i i really get it but you can help me i
00:41:39a person and it's
00:41:40my son's excrement so so two people it's rules
00:41:51yeah rules
00:42:01thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you um you don't have an extra mask do you it's
00:42:09it's
00:42:09nasty out there
00:42:16yes
00:42:40hey bud little woozy give me thumbs up
00:42:49well stay down can't hurt if you don't remember
00:43:11yeah
00:43:13joanne
00:43:17jesus jojo this it it shouldn't be this difficult to get a hold of you
00:43:22i i lost um a friend
00:43:26kind of kind of well he he wasn't human but i'm still miserable
00:43:33okay you picked bard off right and it has been a disaster like he hates me i i mean i
00:43:40don't even know why
00:43:41because you are a bad man
00:43:44i'm a bad bad bad bad man
00:43:49is this orwell no one likes you
00:43:57not even you
00:44:01i like me i like me i did your mom say she didn't like me did she tell you that
00:44:07get her
00:44:09arrivederci douchey douchey
00:44:21how the hell with this
00:44:23hey
00:44:30you would not believe what i have just been through
00:44:36okay
00:44:36oh my god
00:44:39you're all done
00:44:40let's go home
00:44:43you must be serving
00:44:44oh my god so first
00:44:46that bitchy nurse
00:44:54is that ramen
00:44:55mm-hmm
00:44:56oh i love ramen
00:44:59you remembered
00:45:03dad never gets it for me
00:45:04well
00:45:06thanks mom
00:45:07you're the best
00:45:11what'd they put in those meds of yours
00:45:14oh yeah that stuff was great
00:45:17yeah
00:45:18well enjoy the ride
00:45:19no refills
00:45:20how about only tuesdays and thursdays
00:45:31oh shit shit shit shit shit
00:45:36i i um
00:45:38i i completely forgot a
00:45:40an appointment with a client today
00:45:42it's
00:45:42goddammit
00:45:43oh it's okay
00:45:46no regrets
00:45:47i was
00:45:49right where i was supposed to be
00:45:52hello
00:45:54yeah
00:45:55yeah
00:45:57so fast
00:46:04well
00:46:05that can't be
00:46:08that
00:46:09that's not possible
00:46:13are you sure
00:46:17yep
00:46:20no
00:46:22thank you
00:46:23yeah i
00:46:24yes i will
00:46:24i will follow up
00:46:32that was the lab
00:46:40say it
00:46:42say what you did
00:46:46well i know it wasn't
00:46:48zeus's idea
00:46:52you gave
00:46:54me dog
00:46:55shit
00:46:55sorry
00:46:56why
00:47:00why
00:47:03i
00:47:05yeah
00:47:05yeah
00:47:05yeah
00:47:06yeah
00:47:14yeah
00:47:15yeah
00:47:17yeah
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:44His name is Orson, and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:01I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction would, yes, lead you to see that this is not
00:48:08tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No.
00:48:20No, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you hearing yourself?
00:48:26You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family.
00:48:45I am only human, Duncan.
00:48:47And I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50A fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:52Oh, no.
00:48:57You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:09So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16By God, you're mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean, too, you know.
00:49:20Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:22You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor-patient confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skid-marked, filthy laundry.
00:49:41And I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:49Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:50The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:50:00I am...
00:50:03Always was.
00:50:05Always will be.
00:50:08Yes.
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:40Goddamn, you're ugly.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh...
00:51:02respect my persistence.
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Call me that coffee it is about, please.
00:51:11Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:20You...
00:51:20I...
00:51:21Is that...
00:51:22It's a lady's phone.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hun, can you just turn this off?
00:51:35You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper, almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh, threw this big tits-out, blow-off party, and I wanted Linus Boe to play.
00:51:48So I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
00:51:52So I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million, and I thought this son of a
00:51:59bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Boe came to my house, my own backyard, played three songs, and walked off stage, flashed me the
00:52:15bird, double-barreled in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad.
00:52:22And he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:27Huh.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up.
00:52:32For a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh...
00:52:38I finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what, he wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him, because he never, he never made another record after
00:52:57that.
00:52:57I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:07No, you're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Pose, a loser who can be
00:53:24bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake, 10% below market value.
00:53:37And I get 300 million capital infusion, market credibility, and someone I deeply, deeply admire whispering sweet uncut wisdom into
00:53:48my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:02Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:16Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:56Robo-tunes, make me a song of triumph in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:14The earth swung low, the sky split in two, but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said you can win, and he whispered, we'll see.
00:55:28And the wind spoke his name through the teeth of the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed.
00:55:36Just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
00:55:41And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming.
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:08Why don't we show Mr. Bardoff the power of noted?
00:56:17What a douche.
00:56:20Orson Barak Stern.
00:56:25Mom, what were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:34Oh my God, for five minutes you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:48It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:52So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:56Orson needs to know that his mother has his back.
00:56:59And she shows that by sort of corralling him to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him, and how he feels like
00:57:09her problems are always bigger than his problems, and like she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21They go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem, confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:42And we see this fantastic montage of her going through the hospital.
00:57:46And it's, I think, a moment where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool sample.
00:57:56Yes!
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is, damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:01You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph, Duncan Park, hypernosis, to being stabbed by him.
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing data analytics out.
00:58:30And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:31And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in his
00:58:41sink.
00:58:47A spider can talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know, play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me and never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:22One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:32Oh!
00:59:33Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:57Oh, my God!
00:59:58Oh, my God!
00:59:59Oh, my God!
01:00:01Oh, my God!
01:00:02Oh, my God!
01:00:03Oh, my God!
01:00:03Oh, my God!
01:00:04Oh, my God!
01:00:05Oh, my God!
01:00:06Oh, my God!
01:00:07Oh, my God!
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