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05:05A pie in the face is the perfect segue,
05:08because for this week's All-Star Challenge,
05:10you'll be starring in the most she-larious show on television,
05:15RuPaul's Gaffin.
05:16Whee!
05:17As comedy duos, you'll be performing and writing original jokes
05:22for a classic-style sketch show.
05:25And here's the really fun part.
05:27You'll be appearing doing your best celebrity impersonation,
05:30and we'll be joined on the show by our extra-special guest judge,
05:36Vicky Lawrence as Mama.
05:37Oh, my God!
05:38I love Vicky Lawrence.
05:40I grew up on Mama's Family.
05:42That's classic comedy.
05:43Gentlemen, start your engines,
05:45and may the best women win.
05:49We have more than our work cut out for us for this challenge.
05:51We have to come up with a lot of jokes and then perform them
05:54while doing celebrity impersonations.
05:56The pressure is on.
05:58I'm going to do Bea Arthur.
05:59Do you know who you're going to do?
06:00I think I'd be a really funny Nicki Minaj.
06:03You doubt it?
06:04I kind of do.
06:06Well, who would you see?
06:07You need to do one of your voices.
06:09I can do a friend dresser.
06:10She's funny.
06:11She's funny, but are you going to be funny doing her?
06:15I'm going to do Tammy Faye Messner.
06:19What's the name of your celebrity again?
06:21Oh, Tammy Faye Messner.
06:22Tammy Faye Messner.
06:24Faye Messner.
06:26I've been doing La Lupe.
06:28La Lupe.
06:30La Lupe.
06:31La Lupe.
06:31La Lupe.
06:32La Lupe.
06:32La Lupe.
06:32La Lupe.
06:32Tammy and Nina haven't heard of each other's celebrity,
06:35so we'll see how that works out.
06:37Who are you going to be?
06:38I think I'm going to be Madonna.
06:39I think there's more you I can work with.
06:41Now, I was tossed up between Oprah and Della, but like...
06:45And I think there's probably more you can work with with Oprah.
06:48Deep fried butter!
06:53Oprah and Madonna.
06:55Perfection.
06:56We're about to turn it.
06:58You come up with this one.
06:59I'm trying to.
07:00I can't do it.
07:01Girl, I'm a funny bitch, but I don't write no jokes.
07:03What is a joke we can say about Alexis or Jada?
07:10We are both funny people, but when we have to write something
07:13and actually come up with material, it's a little tricky.
07:17You know what we can do?
07:18Well, Alexis looks like the predator.
07:19And Yara looks like she's wearing poodles on her head.
07:24Writing jokes is not easy.
07:27No.
07:28At all.
07:30Okay, now I'm worried.
07:33Coming up.
07:34Have you ever written jokes before?
07:36I just sing songs and people laugh.
07:37Sounds hilarious.
07:39Are you able to tell jokes?
07:46Today, our main challenge is to do celebrity impersonations in RuPaul's Gaffin Variety Show.
07:51So let's start with our Rue joke.
07:53So there's three parts of this challenge.
07:55There's our cocktail party routine with Vicky Lawrence, Miss Mama, and the Howdy Rue segment with Rue and the joke
08:02wall segment.
08:02There's a lot of pressure on us.
08:04It's really nerve-wracking.
08:06Okay, so here we go.
08:08What do you got?
08:09I got Sharo.
08:10I'm going to do Shakira.
08:11Kuchi kuchi, and the hips don't like.
08:13We have to come out with an intro joke.
08:15It could be this.
08:15Um, Shakira, you came from Colombia.
08:18Where did Sharo come from?
08:20She was with me.
08:22You got a new goat?
08:24I thought they have steams here.
08:28Listen, I had this one in Spanish, but you have to translate it.
08:31Is it raining up there?
08:32No, why?
08:33And because you're falling down on the floor.
08:35Working with Yara in this challenge is like working with a crazy, hyperactive little kid.
08:40You know, paying attention and I need you to concentrate.
08:42I'm starting to sweat.
08:44Hello, hello, hello.
08:46Hi.
08:47Is it getting sketchy in here or is it just me?
08:52Latrilla.
08:53Hi.
08:54How's it going?
08:55It's going.
08:55Manila, who are you going to be?
08:57Madonna.
08:57You know, she's getting a little more Asian these days.
08:59Yes, right?
09:00Who isn't, darling?
09:01Now, do you think Madonna's funny?
09:03Hell yeah, she's hilarious.
09:04She has a gap in her tooth.
09:05Oh, yeah.
09:06I mean, that's pretty damn funny, right?
09:06Sure, it's a laugh riot.
09:10Latrice, what character are you doing?
09:12I can just say one thing.
09:14Deep fried butter!
09:18Is that Paula Deen?
09:20No, but Oprah loves deep fried butter, too.
09:23Oh, Oprah Winfrey.
09:25Have you ever done Oprah before?
09:27Never.
09:27First time.
09:29Why did you choose her?
09:30Since the children are calling me Oprah, I might as well go ahead and get in character.
09:34Yes, there's a lot of material to work with.
09:37All right, kids, you got your work cut out for you.
09:39I'm going to let you get back to it.
09:40Bye, Ro.
09:41Hello.
09:42Shara and Alexa.
09:44Hello.
09:44Hello.
09:45Have you decided who your celebrity is going to be?
09:48We're going by Shakira and Shara.
09:50Now, how are you going to make Shakira funny?
09:51I'm just going to be very crazy and I'm going to give you her voice.
09:55Oh!
09:56This sounds like a goat to me.
10:00Shara, how are you going to play Chara?
10:02Coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie.
10:04Oh, okay.
10:05Now, of course, comedy is all about timing.
10:09And you have a little issue with the language.
10:11Are you good at telling jokes in English?
10:15People underestimate us because we have a background in another language.
10:19That's actually something that we use in our advantage.
10:22Listen, I hear you.
10:22It's just the timing thing has got to be on point.
10:25We're not going to hold anything in and we're going all out.
10:28All right, knock it out of the park.
10:29Bam!
10:32Raven Jujubee.
10:33Hi, Mama.
10:34Who are you going to be?
10:35Bea Arthur.
10:35Now, why did you pick Bea Arthur?
10:37I think she is brilliant.
10:39And she's going to land a punchline.
10:41Yeah.
10:41Even just with a look.
10:43Yeah.
10:44What about you, Juju?
10:45I decided on Fran Drescher.
10:46Let me hear you do Fran Drescher.
10:48Very good.
10:49Now, are you afraid that you won't be able to translate your natural humor into this challenge?
10:54A little.
10:55But we've been coming up with some stuff that we find very funny.
10:57Would you try one on me?
10:59Hey, Bea, what's the difference between Pandora Box and a clown?
11:01Clowns wear more makeup and they're more entertaining.
11:05Oh, are you done?
11:06Ah-ah!
11:08Oh, did Rue just clock us?
11:10Well, you know, it's early.
11:11You wasn't in character voice.
11:13Listen, I'm going to let you get to work because you got your work cut out for you.
11:16Yes.
11:16Yes.
11:17All right.
11:17Get to work.
11:18Yes.
11:18Bye.
11:20Chanel and Chad.
11:21Hey, Rue.
11:22So, who are y'all doing?
11:23Lucy.
11:24Lucille Ball, the queen of comedy?
11:26Yes.
11:28That's very funny.
11:29What about you, Chad?
11:30Are we going to get a Cher?
11:31No, no, no, no.
11:32We already did Cher and I'm going to do Bette Davis.
11:34I love it.
11:35What a dump!
11:39Now, what era of Bette Davis are you going to do?
11:41Are you going to do Beyond the Forest?
11:42Are you going to do...
11:43All About Eve.
11:44Oh, that is the golden era of Bette Davis.
11:46That's quintessential Bette Davis.
11:47Yes.
11:48Have you ever written comedy before?
11:49Me and Chanel are both good on a microphone.
11:51She's really good at ad-libbing.
11:52But, you know, landing a joke is a little different from just ad-libbing.
11:57And you all were bottom two the last show.
12:00We were bottoming out.
12:00Yes, ma'am.
12:03No, it just goes to show you that with all stars, one teeny tiny misstep and you could
12:08be in the bottom two.
12:08Yeah, there's a lot of fierce bitches up in here.
12:11All right, I'll see you out there.
12:12All right.
12:12Thank you.
12:13All right.
12:13All right.
12:15Hey, what's up, brown flowers?
12:17Hey, Rue.
12:18What celebrities are you doing?
12:19I'm doing the queen of Latin soul, La Lupe.
12:23Oh, wow.
12:23What is La Lupe's claim to fame?
12:26La Lupe was Cuban.
12:27Yeah.
12:28And she was banished from her country by the government.
12:32And what's really ironic is that she vanished from the musical industry because of her drug
12:38abuse.
12:39Now ensues the hilarity.
12:41But she was really funny.
12:43Her English was tragic.
12:46I guess the challenge is going to be the fact that most of our audience doesn't know who
12:51she is.
12:52Who are you doing?
12:53I'm going to do Tammy Faye Messner.
12:55Yes.
12:57Well, how long has it been since we've seen each other?
13:01How are you at telling jokes?
13:02Do you have comedy in your routine?
13:04No, I just sing songs and people laugh.
13:06Are you able to tell jokes?
13:08No, I don't tell jokes.
13:11Girl.
13:11I just want to sing songs and dance around and people laugh.
13:14Well, that's cute, but that's not what the challenge calls for, is it?
13:17This isn't something that I normally do, write jokes.
13:20So, I don't give a hoot.
13:22I'm not going to worry.
13:23I'm going to rely on my natural ability to make people laugh.
13:26A political refugee and a Tammy Faye who doesn't tell jokes.
13:29I cannot wait.
13:31I'm very excited.
13:32Thank you.
13:33Thank you.
13:33All right.
13:33Thank you.
13:35Now, listen up, all stars.
13:37Tomorrow, in addition to Vicki Lawrence, we'll be joined by our extra special guest judge,
13:43Cougar Town's Busy Phillips.
13:45Ooh.
13:46I think Busy Phillips is adorable and I absolutely love her.
13:49Ladies, I have a joke for you.
13:51Knock, knock.
13:51Who's there?
13:52I don't f*** it up.
13:53Yeah.
13:55What?
13:57Coming up.
13:59Oh, Cheryl.
14:01So, this is a do-over or this is a take-two?
14:03It's going to get ugly.
14:14Good evening, lady, boys, and germs.
14:17Welcome our special guest star, Mama.
14:20Hey, Mama, do you have any motherly advice for our queens?
14:24Touch my support hose and it's going to get ugly.
14:27Ooh.
14:29So, there's three parts to this challenge.
14:31There's the Howdy Roo segment with Roo and the joke wall.
14:34But, the first thing we need to do is we have to shoot our cocktail party routine with Vicki Lawrence,
14:39Miss Mama.
14:43We're about to perform our joke with Vicki.
14:45We better not f*** this one up.
14:48Hey, Mama, I heard you're from California.
14:50Do I look like I'm from California?
14:52Hell, California's like a bowl of cereal.
14:54Mama, what do you need?
14:57Hell, if you're not a nut or a fruit, you're a flake.
15:00Ha!
15:05I heard you went to the doctor recently.
15:08So, is this a do-over or is this a take-two?
15:12I heard you went to the doctor recently.
15:16I heard you went to the doctor recently.
15:18I had a little itch down there.
15:20Was it crabs?
15:20Well, I guess it was fruit flies.
15:23Apparently, my chair had rotted.
15:29Hi, Mama.
15:30Are you wearing any lashes?
15:32No, Chica.
15:33I'm too old for that.
15:34Are you girls wearing lashes?
15:35Yes!
15:36How do you put them on?
15:37Duh!
15:38With glue!
15:39Ha!
15:47In my, in my, oh, I have to practice, uh, sorry.
15:50You know, I need two to be retired off.
15:52All right, here we go.
15:55We're gonna guess who you are.
15:57Let me see.
15:57You got big, big eyes.
15:59She got the ear.
16:00And a big, big mouth.
16:01Who am I?
16:02Lady Bonnie!
16:04Ha!
16:05Ha!
16:05Ha!
16:05Ha!
16:05Ha!
16:06Ha! Ha!
16:12Hey, Mama.
16:13How you doing?
16:13Well, Rue, the doctor only gave me six months to live.
16:17Oh, that's terrible.
16:18Luckily, I couldn't pay my bill, so he's given me an extra six months.
16:24It's now time for us to shoot our Howdy Rue segment with Rue.
16:27No one can afford to f*** this up.
16:30Howdy Rue.
16:31It's Rue, but they said Rue.
16:34I said Rue.
16:34We did?
16:36Howdy Rue.
16:38Um, it's Rue.
16:39Well, you say tomato.
16:40And I say f*** you.
16:47Check.
16:47Please.
16:48Howdy Rue.
16:50Well, what brings you two here?
16:51Well, we heard you were giving away free African babies.
16:54You get an African baby.
16:55You get an African baby.
16:57You get an African baby.
17:01You get an African baby.
17:05Howdy Rue.
17:07Hey, I heard you guys were on vacation in Colombia.
17:10Yes.
17:11And we got you a gift.
17:14Wait.
17:15Cheryl.
17:17Goochie, goochie.
17:18Oh, yes.
17:22Was it a hand sandwich?
17:25Hey, Rue.
17:26What is the difference between a drag queen and a transsexual?
17:30About $25,000 and a good surgeon.
17:36Knock, knock.
17:38Who's that?
17:39Loco.
17:41Loco who?
17:42Locomotion.
17:44Choo, choo, choo.
17:50Hey, Lucy.
17:52I heard Ricky asked you to have sex last night with the lights on.
17:56He did.
17:56I told him to shut the car door.
18:01How'd you let an idiot eat your friends?
18:04How?
18:07Oh, damn it.
18:09Of all the queens.
18:11No, that's me.
18:14Oh, I'm sorry.
18:15Let me **** that up.
18:16So we're having some technical issues.
18:20Sorry, this thing came off.
18:21Can we do that one more time?
18:22This thing came off.
18:24Of all the queens, who would you sleep with, Madonna?
18:28Jujubee.
18:29Because her body is Tempur-Pedic.
18:34Ew, what's that smell?
18:36In my goochie, goochie.
18:38Ew.
18:40Bam, bitches.
18:42What do you get when you cross Raven and Latrice Royale?
18:46Brown chicken, brown cow.
18:51I heard Manila's a supermodel now.
18:54Well, she must model for the left, because she isn't right.
19:00Nana.
19:02Yes?
19:04Otra vez.
19:08Yes?
19:12What is it, my joke?
19:13Yes.
19:14Oh.
19:15I'm so sorry.
19:16Let's try again.
19:17Sorry, everybody.
19:18Oh, God.
19:19I'm so confused.
19:20I'm so sorry.
19:21Sorry.
19:21I'm so bad at this stuff.
19:23Oh, my God.
19:23Tommy, come on.
19:24Okay.
19:25Sorry about that, Nina.
19:28Miss Lupe.
19:30What's up?
19:30Victoria Parker or Miss Piggy.
19:34Honk, honk.
19:35I think the rhythm on the joke wall was a little off-skelter, but that's what made it work.
19:51Hey, Rue, did you hear about the gay dwarf?
19:56No.
19:57He came out of the cupboard.
20:00Oh, Mama.
20:03Dusted.
20:04Uh, busted.
20:07Cream my face.
20:08Ah, yo.
20:26Put it in me.
20:37I said in, not on me.
20:40Well, that's our show.
20:42Say goodnight, pit crew.
20:43Goodnight, pit crew.
20:51Eww.
20:53Coming up, the reviews are in.
20:56This blew me away.
20:57The jokes weren't really funny.
20:59That's okay.
21:00Put some butter on it.
21:08Morning, ladies.
21:10Ladies.
21:13Our main challenge was to do celebrity impersonations in RuPaul's Gaffin, and now we all have to get
21:18ready for our 60s groovy glam drag.
21:22How do you think you guys did?
21:24There was a chance that we might be in the bottom two, because I was impersonating someone
21:27that probably the judges won't know who it was.
21:30It's okay that you did, because you're my partner and I support you.
21:34Okay, bitch.
21:36Who do you think is going to be lip-syncing today?
21:39I really don't know.
21:40I just hope and pray that it's not us.
21:43I'm anxious about my performance as B. Arthur.
21:45I'm worried the judges are going to hate it.
21:49When we were playing that in the butt-roo game, I was like, I don't know about Latrice.
21:54We, like, barely know each other.
21:56You know what?
21:56You're right.
21:57Chad and Chanel are, like, basically family.
22:00Raven and Juju are, like, connected at the hip.
22:02I know you're from Minnesota.
22:03I'm from Minnesota.
22:04I started dating a girl in high school.
22:06I can't even imagine you trying to date a girl.
22:08Well, actually, you're still kind of arguing dating a girl.
22:11Kind of.
22:12Kind of.
22:13It was kind of really hard, because I not only was dealing with just coming out of the closet,
22:17I was dealing with, like, a breakup.
22:19I was going to play it straight and get married and have kids, because I loved her so much.
22:24And when she forced me out of the closet, it devastated me, and I went into a depression,
22:29and I even tried killing myself.
22:32It was me doing my drag that kind of really helped me get out of that low point in my...
22:37Really?
22:38I got my new girlfriends.
22:40Girl, you just made them cuffs just now?
22:42Just that.
22:42Quick.
22:43Wham, bam.
22:44Thank you, ma'am.
22:46I came out to myself when I was 13.
22:48You did?
22:49I went to the prom in drag, and I did plays in drag.
22:51Worked!
22:51She went to the prom in drag.
22:53I live.
22:54It was fun doing drag in high school.
22:56Not to say that I don't get scared.
22:57I used to make my underwears match when I'd go to the dance.
23:00So if I was found dead in the ditch, they could find me wearing matching underwear.
23:04Tootsie, tootsie!
23:05Give me the scooter.
23:06Oh, my God.
23:08I would love one day to march to the beat of Tammy's drum.
23:12Just for one day.
23:13Sexy orangutan.
23:15Shake it and do your thing.
23:16Okay.
23:18Okay.
23:26Have a girl.
23:28Put the bass in your walk.
23:31Head to toe.
23:32Let your whole body talk.
23:34And what?
23:37Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars.
23:41Michelle Visage.
23:43Are you freaking kidding me?
23:44I am not freaking kidding you, and you're wearing my favorite color, green.
23:49Santino Rice.
23:50How you doing?
23:51I'm good, Ru.
23:52Comedy legend, Vicki Lawrence.
23:54I'm so glad you're here.
23:55I am so happy to be here.
23:57I'm so jealous of your everything.
24:00Well, I'm jealous of your boogie.
24:02You haven't seen my boogie yet.
24:03But I can smell it.
24:08And one of the funniest and busiest women in show business, Busy Phillips is here.
24:13What, what?
24:15This week, our queens were challenged to write jokes and perform their best celebrity impersonations.
24:21Tonight, I've asked them to frock it to me in their grooviest 60s glam.
24:26Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best women's win.
24:33Jar Lexus.
24:35Ooh, very elegant.
24:37Very Valley of the Dolls.
24:38We're looking fickening, and we know that.
24:41Uh-oh.
24:42Gotta love an outfit change.
24:44I'm serving swimsuit realness.
24:46Eat your heart out, Twiggy.
24:48I wonder what Twiggy's eating right now.
24:49Nothing.
24:52Latrilla.
24:53Mergirls.
24:54Yes.
24:55Very mod.
24:55I like it.
24:56Latrilla.
24:57Serving it like Godzilla.
24:59I'm giving you classic retro Diana Ross.
25:02Black is beautiful.
25:04Charlie's got some new angels.
25:06Yes.
25:06I almost wore that today.
25:07Thank you.
25:07I'm so glad I didn't do it.
25:10Shad.
25:11The Mod Squad.
25:13Groovy, baby.
25:14Yeah.
25:14Do the swim.
25:15Chad and I are serving 60s groovy glam realness.
25:19Make drag, not war.
25:21I'm totally having an acid flashback.
25:23That's acid reflux, baby.
25:27Rojobe.
25:28Stepford Wives.
25:29Yes.
25:29Eat that, Nicole Kidman.
25:32We are serving 60s mod realness, hunty.
25:35I got my that girl wig on.
25:37We look 60s fabulous.
25:39Ooh.
25:39Look at the booty.
25:40These ladies are having a Tupperware party and you're invited.
25:44Brown flowers.
25:46She's tiptoeing through the tulips.
25:48I'm giving sexy go-go dance meets the runway.
25:51My boots are made for walking, baby.
25:53An orange go-go boot is not easy to pull off either.
25:56Not easy.
25:56Sex and the single girl.
25:58Look that up in your Funkin' Wagnalls.
26:02Coming up.
26:03I have a major problem with this eyeliner on you.
26:05The delivery was kind of poor.
26:07None of the jokes stayed in my head.
26:08That woman is just on another planet.
26:16Welcome, ladies.
26:17The judges have watched your all-star turns on RuPaul's gaffin.
26:21And the reviews are in.
26:23Let's start with Jarlexis.
26:25I think you both look adorable.
26:27Very madman.
26:28Yara, your chara was insane.
26:31Perfecto, mami.
26:32You know, chara was on the Carol Burnett show.
26:34Uh-huh.
26:35Just blew me away.
26:36Alexis, Shakira's a tough chick to pull off.
26:39She's strictly kind of a look.
26:41I didn't really get much from you.
26:43But you guys were so strong as a team.
26:47The jokes that you came up with, I'm really impressed.
26:50Next up, Latrilla.
26:52I was really impressed, Manila.
26:54I thought you did a wonderful job as Madonna.
26:56Oprah kind of got lost.
26:58I kind of wasn't sure if you were Aretha, if you were Oprah.
27:02Tonight, I think you compliment each other well.
27:04But it could be a little more finish.
27:06I have a major problem with this white eyeliner on you, Manila.
27:08It makes you cross-eyed.
27:10What?
27:11Me?
27:11Cross-eyed?
27:15Next up, Chad.
27:16You both look great.
27:18Chad, this dress, you need to make it in every single color.
27:22Looks really great.
27:23Chanel.
27:24Lucy is one of those huge characters that if it's not spot on, it's going to be obvious.
27:30I don't think she was completely realized.
27:33But I had fun watching both of you girls.
27:36Betty Davis was hysterical.
27:38Next up, Rujubee.
27:41Rujubee, you don't really look anything like Fran Drescher.
27:44You don't?
27:45But you really nailed the laugh, and you really nailed the humor.
27:49The author.
27:50You got the look down, but there was something lacking, and I think it was in your voice.
27:53It's that deep sort of gravelly and very low and sarcastic.
27:58I think might have done it for me.
28:00But I think your look tonight is really great.
28:04You do look like you're going to chase the Beatles down the street.
28:06I was at that Beatles concert in 1965, and I think that's what I was wearing.
28:12Next up, brown flowers.
28:15Nina, I love your look tonight.
28:17I think that the makeup is fantastic with the flowers.
28:20You could be in the Austin Powers movies.
28:23La Lupe is a character, Nina, that I don't know if enough people will know.
28:27On the bright side, people will probably be interested in finding out about La Lupe.
28:31So I thought that I could bring a little culture to our tacky little show.
28:37That's what we're about.
28:38Drag Race.
28:39Educating America.
28:41Tammy Faye.
28:42You had to look down, but we were missing the Tammy Faye-isms that she always had.
28:47I laughed a lot during your performance, but it wasn't because the jokes were funny.
28:51Because the jokes weren't really funny.
28:53It was a little uncomfortable.
28:55That's not why I should be laughing.
28:56My comedy's wry.
28:58Hey, that's okay.
28:59Put some butter on it.
29:00I'm Tammy Brown, and I'm going to spin your head round and round.
29:03It's my gift to the world.
29:05All right.
29:06Thank you, ladies.
29:08My queens, while you enjoy an absolute cocktail in the All-Star Lounge, the judges and I will
29:15deliberate.
29:15You may leave the stage.
29:18All right.
29:19Now, just between us goyels, what do you think?
29:22Let's start with Jarlexis.
29:24Their writing was pretty good.
29:26The jokes were really funny.
29:27Yara is, of all the impersonations, for me, the strongest.
29:30I was, like, right there with Charo on the Carol Burnett stage.
29:33She more than made up for Shakira.
29:35Oh, are you kidding?
29:36Alexis is a good straight man, if you will.
29:38Somebody has to do that job.
29:39It's not an easy job.
29:40Santino, would you agree?
29:41I would agree.
29:42It's tough to be the straight man.
29:45Latrilla.
29:46I really liked Madonna.
29:47I love the affectation in her voice.
29:50You know, because Madonna is so full of ****.
29:54Latrice is funny, but there was no Oprah.
29:57Was Manila's Madonna strong enough to carry the group?
30:00I don't know.
30:01None of the jokes stayed in my head.
30:03I'm just not sure if the whole thing worked enough for me.
30:05Let's move on down to Shad.
30:08Shad's Betty Davis was perfect, but Lucille Ball is one of those characters that if you
30:13can't fully execute it, it's going to fall short, and that's kind of what it was.
30:17I don't think she fell short.
30:18I totally got Lucille, and as a team, I think they were.
30:23I thought they were adorable on the runway tonight.
30:25They looked super cute on the runway.
30:27Fran was strong for me.
30:28B. Arthur was not.
30:29But in the same way that other queens have been the straight man, I feel like Raven's
30:33monotone B. Arthur, let Jujubee be a ditzy Fran Drescher.
30:39Brown flowers.
30:40The whole La Lupe thing was really a risk.
30:42Well, it didn't even have to be recognizable.
30:44It just had to make it funny.
30:45Tammy Faye Messner Baker, I thought, was fully realized aesthetically, but then we kind of
30:51lost her personality.
30:52Tammy Brown took over.
30:53Dear God, that woman is just on another planet, isn't she?
30:57If I had to pick one person to come out here and just walk around for a while, it would
31:01probably be her, because I'm just fascinated by what in the hell's going on in the
31:03ad.
31:04She's kind of like Andy Kaufman.
31:05Yes, she's Draggy Kaufman.
31:08It's fun to watch her, but just because I'm laughing at them for all the wrong reasons
31:12doesn't mean they should win.
31:14I actually feel like they are in the bottom.
31:17Silence.
31:18Bring back my all-stars.
31:26Welcome back, all-stars.
31:28I've made some decisions.
31:31Chanel, we didn't love your Lucy.
31:33But Chad, you made it all about Betty.
31:38You're safe.
31:39Thank you, Rue.
31:40Thank you, judges.
31:45Alexis, your Shakira was shaky.
31:49Bajara, your Charo was a real coup.
31:53A coochie coup.
31:56Y'all, Alexis, you are the winners of this week's All-Star Challenge.
32:02You've each won a set of custom jewelry from Fierce Drag Jewels.
32:08Alexis and me, we're here representing all the Latin people, baby.
32:11You may step to the back of the stage.
32:18Brown flowers.
32:20Your La Lupe was loopy.
32:23And your Tammy Faye was a touch to Tammy Brown.
32:27Brown, I'm sorry, my dears, but you're up for elimination.
32:33It feels miserable to be in the bottom two.
32:36I play to win.
32:39Manila, your Madonna was a celebration.
32:43But Latrice, you didn't own Oprah.
32:47Jujubee, your flashy girl from Flushing was fabulous.
32:52But Raven, your B. Arthur was not golden, girl.
33:00Manila and Latrice, I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
33:12Raven and Jujubee, you are safe.
33:16Let me join the other girls.
33:23Nina Flowers, Tammy Brown.
33:26Who will lip sync for your team?
33:29Tammy.
33:31Who will lip sync for your team?
33:33I'll be taking it home, baby.
33:36If, during the first minute of the lip sync, your partner is having a she-emergency,
33:42you have one chance to push the button, tag her, and finish the lip sync yourself.
33:49Each team can push the button only once during this entire competition.
33:59Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and to save your team from elimination.
34:06The time has come to lip sync for your lives.
34:13Tammy has to be able to pull this off.
34:16I'm not ready to pack my bags and go home.
34:18Good luck, and don't f*** it up.
34:23There's no business like show business, like no business I know.
34:29My strategy is simply to just invoke F.A. Merman.
34:33Don't touch that buzzer hole.
34:35I got it.
34:41I'm channeling a little bit of Tina Turner, and then I put a little Tammy Spunk on top of it.
34:48They're both killing it.
34:50It's going to be a hard one to call.
34:52I'm glad I am not RuPaul.
35:20I've made my decision.
35:30You may join the other girls.
35:36Tammy Brown and Nina Flowers.
35:39You two are the definition of all stars.
35:44Thank you.
35:47Adios.
35:49Adios.
35:54I'm sad that we weren't able to take it further into the competition, but this is not the end.
35:59For the rest of the girls, hope floats.
36:00Be individuals.
36:01Be yourself.
36:02May the best woman win.
36:08Contragulations, all stars.
36:09You're all one step closer to becoming inducted into the Drag Race Hall of Fame.
36:15Now remember, if you can't love yourself, how the hell you don't love somebody else?
36:20Can I get an amen up in here?
36:22Amen.
36:23All right.
36:24Let the music play.
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