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A timeless silent-era comedy masterpiece filled with hilarious misunderstandings, chaotic romance, outrageous adventures, and nonstop slapstick humor. Tillie’s Punctured Romance (1914) brings classic Hollywood entertainment to life with unforgettable performances, vintage charm, and pure comedy madness from beginning to end. A must-watch for fans of early cinema and legendary silent films.
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00:00Thank you for listening.
00:31Oh, my God.
01:04Under the rock, I brought you up, Theseus, and I taught you everything I knew, my boy.
01:15Now it is up to you.
01:33Great deeds await you.
01:42Remember, the strength in your hands Must be used only for good.
01:49I swear.
01:51And now off to Athens, my boy.
01:56King Aegeus rules there.
01:59He is your father.
02:01He will recognize you by the swords and the sandals.
02:10The boat from the island of Crete has come for the sacrifice, Your Majesty.
02:18Oh, the sacrifice.
02:20The shameful, disgraceful sacrifice.
02:24Oh, Your Majesty, there is yet another misfortune.
02:28A dreadful creature has appeared in your country.
02:33He destroys humans.
02:36But that is not all.
02:39They say this bandit's name is Procrustus.
02:44He...
02:44Silence!
02:45Be quiet!
02:47It's the gods.
02:49They're testing me.
02:51Silence!
02:52Silence!
03:06Silence!
03:58Here, drink this.
04:08You must be tired.
04:10Would you like to rest and eat?
04:15I willingly offer you my bed.
04:19The bed of Procrastus.
04:21My way is long and your offer is very timely.
04:27Well, that's fine, my friend.
04:31Now go lie down.
04:33You need to rest.
04:39That's what I thought.
04:41You don't fit in with the required standards.
04:45Standards?
04:47All the confusion in the world is caused by the absence of a single standard for everyone.
04:53My bed.
04:55That is the genuine standard.
04:59I'll have to trim you.
05:01How will you do that?
05:02Very simply.
05:04I'll cut your feet off.
05:07And what if my feet were shorter than your bed?
05:11I would stretch them.
05:15Oh, what are you doing?
05:20My friend, you happen to be longer by a whole head.
05:25Here's your standard.
05:41What's going on here?
05:42Oh, stranger, don't even ask me.
05:46That is the sacrifice which our King Aegeus has to make to King Minas of Crete.
05:52Every nine years, seven of our best young men and women are sent to the island of Crete to be
06:00eaten up by Minotaurus.
06:03Oh, my son, my only one.
06:07Oh, be damned, Aegeus.
06:11You ruin our children.
06:13Let the gods punish you.
06:17Let me through to the king.
06:20Who are you, stranger?
06:22What's this?
06:24My sword.
06:25And my sandals.
06:27You've come, my son.
06:30Oh, I've been waiting for you, my son, Theseus.
06:33Let's announce it to the people.
06:35Wait, Father.
06:37First, I must save these unfortunate people.
06:39But what can you do?
06:41Kill Minotaurus.
06:42Single-handed?
06:43But you don't know what the monster is.
06:46The Minotaurus is an evil which no one can conquer.
06:50Don't worry, Father.
06:52The strength in my hands will serve good.
06:56You'll see we shall return under white sails.
07:00But if we are destined to be destroyed, the sails will remain black.
07:13Leave the mother her son.
07:15I'll go instead of him.
07:17You'll see you później.
07:23Go ahead.
07:33Bye.
07:34Bye.
07:34Bye.
07:37Bye.
07:38Bye.
07:39Bye.
07:40Bye.
07:41Bye.
07:44Bye.
07:45Bye.
07:59It is no time to despair.
08:02To believe in victory means to win half the battle.
08:05That's what wise Heron taught me.
08:43To believe in victory means to win half the battle.
08:48To believe in victory means to win half the battle.
09:14To believe in victory means to win half the battle.
10:11To believe in victory means to win half the battle.
10:16To believe in victory means to win half the battle.
10:22To believe in victory means to win half the battle.
10:51No one has ever found his way out of the labyrinth.
10:54No one.
11:25No one has ever found his way out of the battle.
11:25Brave youth.
11:31Kill Minotaurus.
11:32This threat.
11:33It will help you find your way back.
11:45Oh God, please make him triumph.
12:03Oh God, please make him triumph.
12:11All keep together.
12:20Aye.
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16:16I hear your prayer King. I am Dionysius, whom you have praised so often. I shall help you. I swear
16:30by Zeus.
16:42Hey friends, tear those sails down. We'll return to Athens under white sails, like victors.
17:21I swear by Zeus! I swear by Zeus!
17:25Hurry up, man!
17:52Do you see the boat? No. I see nothing, O my King.
17:59Now I see it. I see a boat.
18:02What color sail has it? White or black?
18:06What sail has it?
18:08It's black. Minotaurus has destroyed him.
18:14That woman's curse has struck.
18:44It's black.
18:47It's black.
19:08Cheer up, Theseus.
19:10Your father, Aegeus, will not be forgotten.
19:14This sea will be called the Aegean Sea.
19:19And as for you, new great feats await you in the future.
19:52This sea will be called the Aegean Sea.
19:52This sea will be called the Aegean Sea.
20:00This sea will be called the Aegean Sea.
20:08This sea will be called the Aegean Sea.
20:08You
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