00:10Ha ha ha! Alex is going to love her room. The flowery thingies are perfect for my little
00:17princess. Hey, check it out. The wallpaper glue dried my fingers together. Ha ha! Dude,
00:26that's awesome. Give it up. Come on, guys. Stop messing around, all right? To do this job right,
00:36you need to focus, you need intensity, and a root beer. Hi, Daddy. I like the new wallpaper,
00:48and I'm glad you're not finished yet because you're really going to love this. Pink fur
00:54wallpaper. Uh-oh. Watch Daddy's little girl make us put up her new wall. Fur.
01:05Don't you love it? But what about the little flowers? It's a little young for me. I think I'm
01:11ready for this. You know, now that I think about it, this pattern does look like my boxers.
01:19I almost didn't get the pink fur because the guy at the store said only a professional could put it
01:24up, but he doesn't know my dad. Ha ha. Well, you got that right. The Russo boys are on it.
01:32We're going to need more glue. Yeah, but I thought we were going to work on my room next.
01:38Your room's good enough. Good enough for Justin's room, maybe, not for the J-man.
01:45What? Who's the J-man? Me. That's my nickname. Yeah, who calls you that?
01:54Lots of people. You know, not at school, but around the neighborhood. Okay, a couple.
02:03Me, mostly. But that's just because we haven't redone my room. Your room looks great.
02:09No, Justin's right. We shouldn't forget about him. That's why he should have this wallpaper.
02:16I'm comfortable being forgotten.
02:19It'll totally tie together your little action figures and the big water stain from where the
02:24roof leaks. I was going to paint over that water stain, but you know what? No, you're right.
02:29This wallpaper would look way better. Atta boy. Come on, guys. Let's go. Before it dries,
02:36let's hustle. Spongebob games are over. Yeah, I was kidding.
02:42You got to show me how you do that. Unless you want to be daddy's little girl,
02:46I can't help you. But that shirt's got you halfway there.
02:56Well, you know, everything's gonna be a breeze. At the end, we'll no doubt justify the means.
03:01You can fix any problem with the slightest ease. Yes, please.
03:05But you might find out, it'll go to your head. When you write a report on a book you never
03:10read.
03:10You can snap your fingers, you can make your bed. That's why I say everything is not what it
03:27seems. Everything is not what it seems.
03:33Everything is not what you want and buy the simplest to me.
03:42Be careful not to mess with the balance of things. Because everything is not what it seems.
04:05Honey, you didn't make a giant burrito out of Max again, did you?
04:11No, Mom. It's no fun anymore. He likes it.
04:16The rug's for my room. I found it in the basement.
04:19Honey, you know you're not supposed to be going down there.
04:21Well, Daddy said I could take whatever I want from down there.
04:26Oh, well, all right. We like to put up a united front, so fine.
04:32And if you see him, could you tell him I need to talk to him?
04:41Oh, my gosh. What happened to you guys?
04:45What happened was Alex got pink for wallpaper and we just finished hanging it up for her.
04:51Mom, will you vacuum myself? Here's the crevice device. Be careful.
04:58I don't want to be vacuumed. I'm wearing this school tomorrow.
05:05So, Justin, how's your room coming along?
05:08I have girl wallpaper.
05:10And are you okay with that?
05:12No.
05:13I gotta make it a man's room. I need man stuff.
05:17Okay, like what?
05:18Like, pictures of girls on motorcycles. And my favorite band, Tears of Blood. P.O.B.
05:26Stands for tears of blood.
05:29I got it.
05:31Listen, that sounds awesome. And like, I'll probably not be visiting your room that often.
05:39But if you want some real scary stuff, dad's chair, shaped like a baseball glove, it's in the basement.
05:48Oh, that's awesome.
05:54Baseball glove chair?
05:55Oh, I knew you didn't throw it away. I can't wait to sit in it.
06:08And now, at number four, previously at number six, spontaneous bling with, aw, yeah.
06:35A flying carpet. Random.
06:50That's it, honey. You're good.
06:54Fits like a glove.
06:56Hey, it is.
06:59Listen, that's going to Justin's room.
07:02But, guys, check it out. This Tiki dude's gonna man up my room.
07:06And so's that guitar after I smash it and hang it on the wall.
07:10You're not smashing anything. That's mine.
07:13I used to play it in an all-girl mariachi band at Las Piñatas.
07:21I didn't know you played the guitar.
07:23Yeah.
07:25But thanks for finding it.
07:28No, honey, thank you.
07:30If you hadn't sent Alex down there to get that rug, we never would have found...
07:33Honey?
07:34Alex!
07:34Oh, I thought she had the magic flying carpet.
07:38What the?
07:42Hey, so, how's it going?
07:46Mom, I see you have the guitar out.
07:52Thinking about playing it now?
07:56Alex,
07:57Alex, stop trying to avoid the subject.
07:59Daddy, you said I could take stuff from the basement.
08:02You know you're not supposed to use magic unsupervised.
08:05You should have come to me as soon as you realized that was a magic carpet.
08:09Daddy, I really didn't do anything wrong. It's not like I was giving people rides.
08:16Can I go again?
08:19That's it. I'm taking this carpet right back to the basement.
08:23And why don't you leave your guitar down there too, honey?
08:25Listen, your baseball glove chair stays above ground. So does my guitar.
08:33Alex, I am really disappointed in you.
08:36Daddy, the rug looks great in here. It ties the whole room together.
08:39Hey, look around you. I can't let you keep a magic carpet. You don't even know how to drive it.
08:44So you should teach me how to drive the carpet.
08:47No way. I can't believe it. She just said no to Daddy's little girl.
08:52Maybe it's crazy day. Hey, Dad, can I have a cell phone?
08:56What? No.
08:58It's not that day.
09:02Daddy, please.
09:03Absolutely not.
09:07And don't look at me with those puppy dog eyes and think I'm just gonna melt in your hands.
09:13Is that what you think I do, Daddy?
09:19Okay.
09:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:22You are not gonna guilt me into this.
09:24Just because I taught Justin doesn't mean I automatically have to...
09:28Uh-oh.
09:31You taught Justin?
09:34Well, I guess that makes sense since he's in your heart than me.
09:38Oh, you can't possibly think that I love him more than you.
09:41I love you all equally, just not at the same time.
09:45It's only four o'clock.
09:47Who are you, Father?
09:48You can't fly the carpet because you're not old enough.
09:51Well, how...
09:51Huh?
09:52Well, we'll talk about that in the morning. Good night.
09:56Okay, Daddy.
09:57Even though you haven't given me a good reason, I know you must have one because...
10:02That's how much I respect you and love you.
10:11Okay, fine.
10:14We'll start carpet flying lessons tomorrow.
10:21And that's how you do that.
10:30And if you don't vacuum it every 3,000 miles, the filter gets clogged.
10:34Makes for a very unstable ride, not safe.
10:39Oh, so I get it.
10:40Just bring it to you every 3,000 miles so you can do all that stuff because you're so good
10:45at it.
10:47Well, it does relax me.
10:50Okay, moving on to the rules of the sky.
10:54What kind of cloud should you fly into?
10:57Trick question.
10:58None of them.
10:59Because it's very easy to become confused in the cloud.
11:03Which way's up?
11:03Which way's down?
11:04I don't know!
11:05Crash!
11:07What would you crash into in a cloud?
11:10A confused wizard on the carpet going the other way.
11:14Plus, you don't know expose fine wool to that kind of moisture.
11:19It's very hard to dry and then it starts to smell like a camel.
11:23Is that bad?
11:24You don't want to know.
11:27Dad, stop trying to scare me.
11:29I'm a big girl.
11:30I can handle this.
11:31Oh, a big girl.
11:33You're a big girl, huh?
11:36Okay, big girl.
11:38Enough talk.
11:38Let's walk, let's walk.
11:39Let's take her up.
11:40Great, I'm ready.
11:41Yeah, it's very easy to fly.
11:43All you have to do is curl left, lean right, go left.
11:46Curl right, lean left, go right.
11:48Curl down, go down.
11:49Got it?
11:50Curl what, lean who, go where?
11:53Go slower.
11:55Go slower?
11:56All right, enough chitchat.
11:57You don't learn by teaching, you learn by doing.
12:00Let's take her up.
12:12Hey, isn't this fun, just the two of us?
12:15Why are you looking at me?
12:16Eyes on the sky, not me, the sky.
12:22All right, let's turn left here.
12:27Too jerky, too jerky.
12:29It's all in the wrist.
12:30I told you, it's in the wrist.
12:31I'm barely touching it.
12:33Look, you're thinking too much.
12:35Don't think, just fly.
12:39How can I think when you're yelling?
12:41I told you not to think.
12:43Don't think, okay?
12:44If you're not going to hear me, maybe I should yell louder.
12:47I can't do anything with you yelling like that.
12:49Why are you yelling like that?
12:51You never yell at me like that.
12:52I'm not yelling, I'm just loud teaching.
12:55Watch out, watch out.
12:57Watch where, watch where?
13:00Where, everywhere, watch everywhere.
13:02How can I watch everywhere?
13:19Oh, Heidi, how'd it go?
13:25I'm not talking to him.
13:26I'm not talking to her.
13:29Or watching the big fight tonight.
13:31Oh, apparently I am.
13:35She flew me right into this.
13:37She's not ready for lessons.
13:40I don't know why she's so anxious to fly anyway.
13:43She needs to be home with us.
13:46Then where are my pudding cups?
13:49You ate them all, remember?
13:52Where does she think she's going to on that carpet anyway?
13:55I don't know, but wherever it is, honey, she's going to come back.
14:00Sweetie, do you think maybe you're not upset about the flying lessons as much as you are about
14:05not wanting our little girl to grow up?
14:08That's ridiculous.
14:10And until we solve this pudding crisis, I can't even think straight.
14:17Need more pudding.
14:21Mom, check out what someone is throwing out.
14:26It's hard to imagine someone not wanting that.
14:29Why do you want that?
14:32Something's got to take your eye off that girly wallpaper.
14:35And how can you not look at this?
14:38Oh gosh, it still has bad breath.
14:47Um, Dad's not here, right?
14:50Why? Daddy's little girl doesn't want to see Daddy?
14:55Well, that's what I want to talk to you about.
14:58When we were on our lesson, Dad got all tense and frustrated,
15:02like how he acts when he's around you and your dolls.
15:06Action figures.
15:09Collectibles in their original packaging.
15:14Dad's never acted that way with me before.
15:18What should I do about it?
15:20I'd love to help, but I've never been Daddy's little favorite anything.
15:23That's why I have girl wallpaper.
15:26And I'm hoping that Boris here is going to man that up.
15:30Wait, I really need your help.
15:32How do I get Dad to stop being mad at me so he'll teach me how to fly?
15:37Okay.
15:39We're going to need to pull out the big guns here.
15:41What does Dad love even more than pudding?
15:44Even more than us sometimes.
15:46Breakfast for dinner.
15:47Exactly.
15:48You've got to make that happen.
15:49I can do that.
15:51And you've got to get something very special to top it off.
15:54Bakes eating from Mario's.
15:56Yes, now give me ten dollars.
15:59What? Why?
16:01It was your great idea.
16:03I can't afford to always be this smart.
16:08Yeah, Boris just lost an eye.
16:11That's okay.
16:12Boris looks even tougher.
16:14You know why?
16:15Pig with an eye patch.
16:40Dad, um, Mom and I made breakfast for dinner.
16:43I know it's your favorite.
16:45Thank you, Theresa.
16:56Dad, I melted your butter and I even went all the way uptown to get that special blueberry syrup you
17:03like.
17:04No, thanks.
17:05I'm trying to cut down on fruit.
17:10I feel the same way about vegetables.
17:13Who's with me?
17:20And Dad, guess what Alex got you for dessert?
17:24Baked ziti.
17:27Ooh, Jerry.
17:29You really love ziti.
17:32I don't think you heard me.
17:34I'm trying to cut down on my fruit.
17:40Yes, tomato is a fruit.
17:44I'm gonna finish my breakfast for dinner on the terrace.
17:48I'll come with you.
17:49Uh, alone.
17:55Right, cause you don't want me to catch a cold.
17:59Thanks, Dad.
18:08I know it's all tense and everything, so I don't have to take a bath tonight.
18:13Right?
18:29Alex.
18:31Alex.
18:36You scared me.
18:41Oh, I get it.
18:43We're pulling a prank on Max like he and I do to you sometimes.
18:46You guys play pranks on me?
18:49Never mind.
18:50What are you doing in here?
18:52Our dinner plan didn't work.
18:54I know, and thanks for waking me up to remind me.
18:57Good night.
19:03Look, flying lessons weren't that easy for me either.
19:08Really?
19:09And I'm guessing he's even more intense with Daddy's little princess.
19:13Yeah, well, Daddy's little princess just got kicked out of the castle, so what you got?
19:19He only sees you as his little girl.
19:21You gotta show him you're more than that.
19:23I'll teach you how to fly, so that way when you go up with him next,
19:27he'll see how ready you are.
19:29That's a really good idea.
19:31Yep, that's the J-man's plan.
19:34Who?
19:36Me.
19:37My name's Justin J.
19:41Thanks.
19:42Wait.
19:43What's in it for you?
20:00Go for now.
20:23My name is Justin J.
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