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The Real Housewives of Atlanta S17E06
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00:03Previously on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
00:06Cheers to friendship, safe sex, and paycheck.
00:10Adrienne Malouf invited me to join the Tequila Commissario family.
00:14Dallas is our biggest market.
00:16I was thinking about doing something with the ladies,
00:18taking them on a little trip.
00:20You know what? That's a great idea.
00:22I hope that we have an amazing time,
00:23because we need to stop tripping and have some fun.
00:25Okay, so for the pool house, we're Kelly and Jamia.
00:30I got a stain on it.
00:31I told you that.
00:32I'm not sleeping in here.
00:33They don't want to come to dinner because their room is a mess.
00:38Portia, have you talked to Kelly?
00:40No.
00:41She's like, well, you're also around here sleeping with other people's husbands.
00:46What were you saying, though?
00:47I asked how you bothered.
00:48Bitch.
00:49Bitch.
00:50Wait, bitch.
00:51I am a bad bitch.
00:52Bad bitch that doesn't pay for you.
00:53Your husband don't even like you.
00:55We don't have a Libyan wife in the basement.
00:57Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:14Hey, sister.
01:15You look cute.
01:17Good job.
01:17I'm a little annoyed because last night I missed dinner
01:19because I was unhappy with my accommodations.
01:21Okay.
01:22Yeah.
01:23Girl, I got time for it.
01:24Exactly.
01:26Hello, handsome.
01:27How's your trip going?
01:30Me and Angela got into her yesterday.
01:32The tall one, the giraffe looking one.
01:33Yeah, her.
01:34She said that we had a third wife living in the basement.
01:38What?
01:39I said, if we got a third wife living in the basement, where they at?
01:42Because we need some help with the kids.
01:43I miss you.
01:44Do you miss me for real?
01:45Listen, I miss you for me.
01:47You miss me for the kids?
01:48I miss you for these kids.
01:50Because you need some .
01:51I'm about to put applications out, okay?
01:53Hiring for a third wife.
01:58I ate mine cold.
02:02Oh, well, hey, Stephanie.
02:07You look amazing.
02:09Hey.
02:09The ass is asking, okay?
02:10You so silly.
02:11Well, hello, beautiful.
02:12Hey.
02:13How are you?
02:14How'd you sleep then?
02:16I got like three hours.
02:17I slept like a damn baby last night.
02:19Y'all drove me crazy last night.
02:21I couldn't even get to sleep.
02:22I was like, this is too much.
02:23Day one.
02:24It was a lie day one.
02:25Your energy was a little...
02:29It could have been.
02:30I was defending my girls, okay?
02:32That's it.
02:32It could have been.
02:33Last night, Angela went low, but a little argument ain't gonna hurt nobody.
02:38I came here for one reason only, and that's to get to know the girls in a group.
02:41And I'll still even get to know you, Bigfoot, even though you were rude and nasty to me.
02:45It was some explosions.
02:47So, yes, the moral to the story is, um, yesterday was day one.
02:51It was a whole lot.
02:53I'm beginning to be concerned about Pinky's energy.
02:56Because for her to be giving energy, like, she wanna start something up if you buck.
03:01I'm just like, girl, we need to get you some fresher plants to eat on.
03:05How did you sleep, Shamia?
03:07It was good once I was able to fall asleep.
03:09So you slept in the...
03:10We slept in the...
03:10We slept in the...
03:11We slept in the...
03:12I'm sleeping with Kelly, because we don't have...
03:14You know what I mean?
03:16So...
03:16The fact that I'm having to share a bed on a girl's trip, what if I wanna pass gas?
03:22Now I gotta be cognizant of the fact that I'm sleeping with somebody else and hold my ass cheeks all
03:27night long.
03:28How's your movie going, by the way?
03:30I'm still waiting on the numbers.
03:33Shamia, did you see her movie?
03:34No, I haven't seen it yet, but I'm looking forward to seeing it.
03:37For sure.
03:38For sure.
03:39I'm happy out you're just not fussing about nothing.
03:41Shamia know I don't got no problems with her, for real.
03:43Like, she can talk to me whenever.
03:46But I've apologized.
03:47You can choose to accept it or not, and you've chosen not to accept it.
03:51Oh, man, you said some hurtful things.
03:53Well, you have to.
03:54You know, some very mean things.
03:55You have to.
03:56I thought I could've went harder.
03:57I thought I could've went worse.
03:58That sounds like a threat.
03:59So did you receive things on their time?
04:02Um, I didn't receive it because she said I apologize, but...
04:06Okay.
04:07And then I followed up and said I apologize for the but.
04:09It almost feels like at this point, Drew, you want a problem.
04:12I really don't like Drew.
04:14Yeah, me neither.
04:18Shamia, her apology was definitely bull .
04:21Like that mohawk bob that she walked into Portia's house with.
04:26That's how I feel about it.
04:28What's all this racket going on out here?
04:29I feel like I need to go make breakfast.
04:31Everybody's ready so I can be down in 10 minutes.
04:34Yes.
04:34Okay.
04:34And, um...
04:35Where's Kelly? How's Kelly doing?
04:37She's down there getting dressed.
04:37Oh, yeah, where is Kelly?
04:42I don't work on my packing skills.
04:44The groups are splitting up today.
04:47Portia, Phaedra, Kay, and Angela are gonna hang out with some horses today.
04:50I'm about to go see some horses.
04:53And Pinky, Shamia, Kelly, Drew.
04:57Yes.
04:57We're all gonna go cattle, um...
05:00Was it cattle hoarding?
05:01Oh, I loved it.
05:02Really?
05:03I've never done that before.
05:05I would be comfortable and I would look out for some .
05:08Oh, my God.
05:09Oh, .
05:10Okay.
05:10I gotta step in some more .
05:12I really wanted to make sure that Kelly and Shamia were with me because I just want to make sure
05:17we're good on this room situation.
05:19And Drew, I just like Drew.
05:20I need some backup from somebody and I don't know if I'm gonna be getting it from Pinky.
05:23I have no complaints.
05:30I blend so much with the door so I'm trying to do this to give it some leg.
05:34Today, I've made sure that the full glam team is here.
05:38I got my wig tight.
05:40Face snatched.
05:42Titties up.
05:43I'm feeling like myself.
05:45Oh.
05:45You got a lip line.
05:46I have a lip line and gloss.
05:48See, this is teamwork.
05:49We're the richest bitches who ever seen in your body in our life.
05:52Oh.
05:53Shoot him up.
05:55All right.
05:56Let's get this show on the road.
05:58All right.
05:58Party time.
06:00After you ladies.
06:03Where is everybody?
06:04Kay is out here dedicated with corduroy, okay?
06:07He's playing.
06:07All this .
06:08You got committed, okay?
06:10Who's in our crew?
06:11I think Phaedra.
06:13Where's Angela?
06:14I know Pinky not going.
06:15Where's Pinky?
06:17I don't know.
06:17She went with the other crew?
06:18Mm-hmm.
06:19Oh, okay.
06:22Here's to women empowerment.
06:23And here's to having a good time.
06:25Yes.
06:26All right.
06:26And to Commissario!
06:28And to Commissario!
06:29Although I'm here to celebrate the success of my tequila, I really just want the ladies
06:35to have a good time.
06:36Like, let's just do a big one and have fun together.
06:39Mm-hmm.
06:41We missed you at dinner, though.
06:42I didn't have no glam or nothing.
06:44I promise you, without makeup, you would've been fine.
06:46I want you to know that you can still be comfortable with us at the end of the day.
06:49I promise you.
06:49When I tell you, if you would've been at the table, maybe it would've just been a little...
06:54You could've helped Pinky, like, kind of, like, chill a little bit.
06:57So...
06:57Hey, gorgeous.
06:58Hey.
06:59I'm telling her about, um, last night.
07:02Because I was telling you, first of all, with Pinky, I've been around women like Pinky before.
07:06Yeah, because they...
07:06It doesn't do...
07:07I get that.
07:08Yeah.
07:09Pinky.
07:09I think that she does too much.
07:11Like, I thought she was a damn vegan.
07:13She's bringing a lot of beef.
07:14Well, let's be clear.
07:15We don't feel sorry for Shamia, okay?
07:16Because she's not giving feel-sorry-for-me kind of energy.
07:19I want to be clear on that.
07:20Paige is telling everybody I eat meat.
07:22So I don't trust no lawyer that eat them people.
07:24Can I hear something?
07:25No, no, no.
07:25Not here.
07:26We're not doing that here.
07:27This is my place of business.
07:28So we're not about to do this.
07:29I think Pinky's passion was... looked like aggression.
07:33But it's a difference between yes and yes!
07:37That's just the way I talk.
07:38I'm like, well, can you just whisper to me?
07:40Yeah.
07:40She's not a whisperer, no.
07:42It's because she needs some meat.
07:44When you don't have protein in your body, that bitch is hungry.
07:47But in Pinky's defense, I know she means well.
07:50She really was taken up.
07:52Mm-hmm.
07:52She felt like that was wrong.
07:54Yeah, she was.
07:54And when it come to her friends, she is gonna go hard,
07:58and she doesn't care.
07:59Oh, she did, yeah.
08:00Hey, how you doing?
08:00Are y'all going to the rodeo?
08:02Like, I missed the memo!
08:04You missed some memo?
08:06I missed the memo!
08:08What you got on heels?
08:09Oh, my God!
08:11You feel good?
08:13Yes.
08:13I feel good.
08:14Last night was, you know, she said some things that were hurtful.
08:17I said some things that were hurtful.
08:18Read the read.
08:19And then that's just, you know, what happened.
08:22Pinky talks too much and don't know what she's talking about.
08:25But I don't have an issue with Pinky.
08:27I said everything I needed to say to Pinky.
08:30And I'll say it again.
08:31She has a whole live-in wife in the basement.
08:35So today we're going to see dressage.
08:38What is that?
08:39That was my competitive sport.
08:41So I've been riding horses since I was eight or nine years old.
08:45I rode dressage all throughout undergrad.
08:48And that was my competitive sport in college.
08:51So a dressage is when you actually, the rider, meaning the person and the horse,
08:56they connect as one.
08:57And you give them very extensive tasks to do.
09:00So you really have to be one with that horse.
09:03So you're a ride-ologist?
09:04Yeah.
09:05You really know how to ride.
09:07Oh.
09:07Ride it.
09:09Ride it.
09:10That's your song right there.
09:11Look, I grew up around horses my whole life.
09:14I ain't never heard of no dressage.
09:16We call it.
09:17Go see that horse.
09:18All right, y'all.
09:19Let's have us a good day.
09:21Fine.
09:22Girls trip.
09:22Girls trip.
09:22Y'all better make me have a good first girls trip.
09:25That's right.
09:26Okay.
09:27Cheers.
09:27Gonna be good.
09:31So we are running a little late.
09:33I don't know if the cattle gonna wait for us.
09:35We missed them.
09:36I don't know how it works.
09:37I do know the cattle drive only happens twice a day.
09:40So we don't drive faster to get here to the cattle drive.
09:43We're gonna be driving back, not seeing any cattle hurt.
09:46I really want to have a good time today.
09:48Last night ended on not such a fun note.
09:51One second, because no one's over there where we are.
09:53We're over there by ourselves.
09:54So you guys don't know what we clean and what we dealt with.
09:57The place was filthy.
09:58You know I don't want you to be in an unclean place.
10:01I know, but I know you don't.
10:02I'm doing the best I can to rectify the situation.
10:04You did say you were gonna sit on over, but it didn't get clean and nothing happened.
10:08It wasn't taken care of.
10:09So are the cleaners coming in today?
10:11They're coming in today.
10:12But it wasn't taken care of.
10:14Girl, this is not a hotel.
10:16I was told that they were gonna take care of it as soon as possible.
10:19So when we come back, if the room is not clean, I will walk my legs open and clean the
10:22medanso.
10:23You guys talking about that room situation to the point where it's just taking up so much time?
10:30I mean, Pinky came to dinner hot as freaking fire.
10:34Like basically, pretty much said you guys were like dragging me about the whole situation.
10:38I'm doing the best that I can do.
10:40I don't know why you're feeling like we don't appreciate you.
10:43You guys keep talking about it.
10:46Okay.
10:52Pinky said you guys were like dragging me about the whole situation.
10:56You did say you were gonna sit on over, but it didn't get clean and nothing happened.
10:59I'm doing the best that I can do.
11:02All right.
11:04Can I just say this?
11:05When you are in a space and you're traveling, you at least want something comparable to what you're used to.
11:10So I think it was just, what's wrong with your neck, Drew? Are you okay?
11:14I mean, because we're talking about dirt, but now you're talking about comfortability.
11:18But the fact is you had a good night rest. You look gorgeous, honey.
11:21And you look like the alien in your movie.
11:25And what do you look like, misproportions?
11:27God don't let us be.
11:28This is where we are with everything.
11:30It's not a hostage situation.
11:32If you don't want to be here, leave.
11:33I would never put you in a space where you did not feel comfortable.
11:37Kelly, and again, I'm turning to Kelly right now.
11:40I hear you.
11:42I am sorry.
11:43I've done everything.
11:44I said that yesterday.
11:46I mean, Cynthia, come on now.
11:48They only cook in a big house.
11:50They only cook in our house.
11:51Y'all cooking on this side the whole town?
11:53Yes, ma'am.
11:54Yes.
11:54Keep you in the dog house with us.
11:56We in the outhouse.
11:57We in the chef house.
11:58My Versace smelling like fried chicken, fried fish, and sea bass.
12:01Can it just be at least clean?
12:04My gala is tomorrow.
12:06I mean, are you guys trying to sabotage my trip at this point?
12:09We're not talking about the room.
12:10Okay.
12:10That is closed.
12:11Next caller.
12:12I hope that room is clean when we get back.
12:14It's okay.
12:15It's okay.
12:16You're getting dirty.
12:17Oh, this is my first time meeting the do-rag, 50 Cent.
12:25I met the one from Power.
12:27Who don't play that ?
12:29Can I have another one, please?
12:31Oh.
12:32Y'all is stressing my girl out.
12:38Hey!
12:38Hey!
12:39Hey!
12:40Hey!
12:40Hey!
12:40Hey!
12:41Hey!
12:42Hey!
12:43So what's going on for the gala tomorrow?
12:45At this point, y'all, I don't have the strength or the bandwidth he's working.
12:48Is your boo still coming tomorrow?
12:50My boo!
12:51My friend!
12:51Is your friend coming?
12:53So I talked to Black last night.
12:55I told him Derrick was coming.
12:57You're so smart.
12:57You like him.
12:58And that's my...
12:59Like, I really, like, love him.
13:01Wow!
13:02Uh-uh, not love.
13:04Like, L-O-B, love.
13:05I'm sorry, but last time I checked, love was like, oh, big thing.
13:09143 is, like, everything.
13:11Like, you love him.
13:12So you love him.
13:14Oh, yeah.
13:14Right gonna have to get out the basement.
13:17What's your read on Drew?
13:18You know, this is my second time seeing Drew.
13:20Yeah.
13:21I don't think I get to know Drew.
13:22I don't think...
13:23You know what was weird?
13:24When we were in the bus yesterday, she said that you knew Black.
13:27She did, and then she used her finger, and I was like, no, never use a finger.
13:31We had a time.
13:33Well, y'all are friends.
13:34You don't know her?
13:34I don't know that.
13:35Oh, okay.
13:36Well, he enjoyed you.
13:38Look, the only reason I know Black, it's a DM.
13:41Like, he be in there, yo, you're fine.
13:43This young man named Black is salvatating over my cakes.
13:49I'm baking a cake.
13:51You up under my cake baking.
13:52You want to see that cake?
13:53You want to see the cake that I cooked.
13:55Mm-hmm.
13:55But I got a little help.
13:56You did say that.
13:58I got a little help.
13:59You got a little help.
13:59I get it.
14:00Play is play.
14:00But Drew goes to imply that I am doing something with somebody, and I'm a married woman.
14:08You're not gonna do me like your husband, do you?
14:11Well, maybe, you know, that's the conversation.
14:13I don't need to talk to Drew about no man that I don't want.
14:16Oh, this is so cute, y'all.
14:18It's a little town.
14:22Super cute.
14:34Oh.
14:34Oh, the cattle is coming.
14:37Yee-haw!
14:38Oh, my goodness.
14:41Beautiful.
14:42I've never seen cattle this up close.
14:44They're so uniformed.
14:46Look at Angela back there.
14:48Oh.
14:49Now you gonna stop now.
14:50We gonna be nice?
14:51I'm gonna be nice.
14:52Did you know that's my girl now?
14:53I'm gonna be nice.
14:54That's fine.
14:54That's fine.
14:55Wow.
14:57That was it?
14:58Two more minutes until we would've missed it.
15:00We would've missed it.
15:01Wait, that was the cattle herding?
15:02Like, that was it?
15:03We came all that way to watch cattle walk down the street.
15:07It was 30 seconds.
15:08I thought we were going for something that's exciting.
15:10I'm thinking we all, yeah!
15:12It was something to see.
15:14Are we gonna get some oxtails or something after this?
15:16Mmm.
15:19Oh, it's a beautiful horse in here.
15:21Oh, my God.
15:21I wanna see them.
15:26They're gorgeous.
15:31Oh!
15:32Oh!
15:35Oh!
15:36Oh!
15:36Oh!
15:36Oh!
15:36Oh!
15:36Hi, ladies!
15:37Hello!
15:38Hello!
15:39Hello!
15:41Oh!
15:41Oh!
15:42Mass out.
15:43This is Leo.
15:44He is an attention hog.
15:46Oh!
15:47You got the right girl.
15:48As you should.
15:48He's fine.
15:49I have a fan for each of you because it's a little bit warm.
15:53Thank you!
15:53Welcome to Texas.
15:56So we're gonna take you guys on what we call a mini Italian tour of dressage today.
16:00And then later we have a very beautiful lunch set up for you all, okay?
16:04Lovely!
16:06Excited about that.
16:07My goodness.
16:08And you just wanna make sure you never stand behind the horse, okay?
16:11Yeah.
16:12Not too close.
16:13Because he gets scared.
16:14So today I want a beautiful dressage afternoon with an Italian twist.
16:18So, I am a dress...
16:20Oh!
16:22God damn!
16:23I don't think he like an accent.
16:25I am a dress...
16:26Oh!
16:28God damn!
16:29You okay?
16:30Y'all okay?
16:30You okay?
16:31Y'all okay?
16:32Y'all we're blessed.
16:33Y'all we're blessed.
16:34We're gonna just stand on this side of the wood.
16:37We just stole too many of their ponytails off their ass.
16:40They coming for vengeance.
16:42So like I was saying, today we're doing a little bit of dressage.
16:45I don't know if you know what dressage is.
16:46Is it...
16:47Yes, our friend educated us.
16:48She did it when she was younger.
16:50I've been riding an English hunt seat.
16:51I'm going to do a little bit of a trot and canter.
16:55Maybe you can explain them since you know...
16:57Yes.
16:57...what I'm doing.
16:58So if it was an actual competition, they would be calling out walk, halt, stop, trot.
17:04How do you tell the horse what's the next movement?
17:07Tighten the thighs around him and he knows to pick up the speed.
17:11You know how that works.
17:12Encouragement.
17:13You know how that works.
17:16Put that little grip on him.
17:18Speed up.
17:20All right.
17:21Good job, Leo!
17:23Yes, Leo!
17:24You did that.
17:25So who's next?
17:30Like, lady, this horse just tried to kill us.
17:33Now we supposed to ride his ass so he can really finish the job?
17:37I just need to get you a helmet.
17:39Oh, my wig too big for that helmet.
17:41I have a skirt on.
17:43I feel like I don't want nobody on my back.
17:45I don't have on the right shoes.
17:46Not even you.
17:47I have another issue going on.
17:49You're my equestrian.
17:50I'm not adhesive today.
17:52Oh.
17:53Oh, my goodness.
17:53Oh, explain that you can't ride because your wig isn't glued down.
17:56Yeah, I ain't finna say that on no TV.
17:58Do that with Beverly Hills.
17:59Theirs ain't tacked down neither .
18:01You came all the way to Texas.
18:02You need to be on a horse.
18:07You know what?
18:08You just have to sit here and look pretty.
18:11I'll keep you safe.
18:12I don't think I'm dressed to ride a cow today.
18:19Coming up next.
18:20What you do is you start a conversation.
18:22Yes.
18:23You run the conversation.
18:24I'm listening.
18:25It's very aggressive.
18:26You're going to get the energy you put out.
18:34No more bull .
18:35No more bull .
18:36No more bull .
18:40I want to ride a bull and not ride bull .
18:42There's actually a live bull over here.
18:44It's like a real bull.
18:46Oh, my God.
18:47We can take a picture of you on it.
18:48What's the bull's name?
18:49Gunner.
18:49Gunner.
18:50Are you okay?
18:53Blink twice if you need some help.
18:56Pinky, are you going to get on?
18:57No, I'm not.
18:58I'm vegan.
18:59And I'm not going to sit on you because I'm vegan.
19:02Blink twice.
19:04Blink twice.
19:06Blink twice.
19:07You need some help.
19:10I'm vegan.
19:12I'm vegan.
19:14Blink twice.
19:17Oh.
19:18Hi.
19:19Welcome in.
19:21Hi.
19:21I'm here with my girls.
19:22Okay.
19:23Yes, please.
19:28How the hell are we feeling on some shots?
19:31Yes.
19:31We feeling really good on some shots.
19:33And then I'm going to put in my order.
19:35We're going to start with the loaded nachos and deviled eggs.
19:39I want the ribs, please, mash burger.
19:43Well, I said, oh, Cynthia ass don't care about me.
19:46Because ain't no way you bringing me to a restaurant that the prime thing that they sell on the menu
19:51is beef.
19:52I'm vegan.
19:53Okay.
19:55I'll just take some french fries.
19:56You want some french fries?
19:57I'm so sorry.
19:59I'm so sorry.
19:59That vegan stuff ain't for the weak stuff.
20:01Cynthia, I know we got beef, but you could have left something on the menu for Pinky.
20:05They say the grass is greener.
20:07I mean, I'm not saying that Pinky should have packed her own snacks, but if I was vegan, I would
20:13know if I was going to Texas, there would be a high possibility that there was going to be a
20:18lot of meat around.
20:20Girl, I was vegan for like two weeks, and then I ended up in the hospital like, okay, you had
20:24to go to the hospital?
20:25Yeah, because my blood type is old.
20:27I'm on negative.
20:28We got something else in common.
20:30Oh, my God.
20:30I can give you blood if you ever need it.
20:33If I needed blood from Shamia, I feel like Shamia would run to the bank.
20:36You'd be like, look everybody, look what I did.
20:37You know, she'd put it on social media, twerk on the blood.
20:40She would throw a whole blood donation parade in Decatur to let everybody know she donated me blood.
20:46Listen.
20:47Wow.
20:47I would have to literally call you if I'm on my deathbed.
20:49Can you imagine?
20:50Yeah.
20:50I got a costume.
20:52Can you save my life, please?
20:54Oh, there's just one little thing you got to say.
20:56What would that be?
20:58I'm sorry.
20:59Really?
21:00Is that what you would like for me?
21:01A genuine apology.
21:02Do you want to apologize at the same time?
21:04One, two, three, go.
21:05Okay.
21:06Yes.
21:06And you guys have to hug at the end.
21:08As long as you leave your mama and the generational gang up over there, guess what, girl?
21:15Can y'all not see the enemy in the midst trying to tear you down?
21:21You can't sneak in something about my mom and think I'm not going to talk about it.
21:25Lord Jesus.
21:26See, Lord Jesus, I'm trying to talk to you.
21:28Me talking to Jesus has nothing to do with me not listening to you.
21:31Hey, I'm sorry.
21:32I don't want to interrupt you.
21:34You guys can finish this conversation, but can you guys please sit?
21:36Because we're in a restaurant.
21:37Okay.
21:38Just a mild request.
21:39I tried.
21:40I think we both tried.
21:41And y'all are getting close.
21:43No, Pinky.
21:44I don't think they're getting close.
21:45I don't know if it's like a bad breakup like Destiny's Child, but we know who's Beyonce and
21:50who's LaToya.
21:54Okay, ladies.
21:55Let's come inside the barn here.
21:57Oh, this is gorgeous.
21:59This is Bonnie.
22:01Bonnie got that go naked hair up in there.
22:03Let's go.
22:04Oh, yes.
22:05I've had go naked hair 10 plus years.
22:07You know, for us to sell hair just online, being an over seven figure earner every year
22:12has been amazing.
22:14This is definitely about a good 20 inch right here.
22:17And honestly, these horses' hair look good.
22:21I could make some money off this herd.
22:24We have something special for you.
22:26We have an Italian wine tasting.
22:30Why would they set up a table in the middle of horse manure?
22:34Buonasera.
22:34Ciao, bella.
22:35Ciao, bellissima.
22:36You like Italian wines?
22:37Yeah.
22:38I like Italian mint.
22:39Okay.
22:40Hi!
22:41I'm in my dating era.
22:43Updates on Chi-Chi.
22:44Well, Chi-Chi is fun.
22:47Ooh, Chi-Chi, we gotta go.
22:48Oh, really?
22:49Check.
22:49I see him when I want, and that's about it.
22:52So, you know, I'm open to dating an Italian man.
22:55That would be very, very good, yes.
22:56He can keep his wine.
22:58Just bring your wallet.
23:00What we're actually going to be drinking,
23:01it's a wine from Pompeii.
23:04Little fizzy.
23:05So how would we taste a beautiful wine like this?
23:08Yeah, so the first thing you want to do,
23:09you want to look at the color, okay?
23:11Okay.
23:11It has to be very, very clear.
23:12And then you go ahead, swivel it a little bit,
23:14and start smelling it.
23:18Smelling something else.
23:20What are you smelling?
23:21Okay.
23:22I'll give you a clue.
23:23Okay.
23:24Look at him.
23:25Look at his eyes.
23:25Look at me.
23:26They're like, why are you here?
23:27This is a little weird, guys.
23:28It's like having a dinner in the bathroom.
23:30Well, I'm sure a lot of these people
23:32have ate a little .
23:33They just wasn't out of a horse's ass.
23:37I'm just saying.
23:38We are going to try something from Puglia, okay?
23:41It is a sparkling rosé, champagne style.
23:44Salute, ragazze.
23:45Salute, ragazze.
23:47Salute.
23:48Salute.
23:48Salute.
23:51Salute.
23:52Salute.
23:53Salute.
23:54Salute.
23:56Oh, my God.
23:57The wine is already making the effect.
23:59It is.
24:00It's a strong effect on you.
24:01Strong effect on you.
24:03This is the Porsche I've loved for years.
24:05Even that little sneaky snake, Phaedra.
24:08I get her southern charm today.
24:11It really made me be like, maybe there is something
24:14in each one of these ladies I can build a friendship from.
24:19Roll up.
24:21Roll up.
24:26Listen, so last night, you and Angela, I walked away for two seconds and came back and you guys were
24:33in a full-on battle.
24:34She said that I seemed bothered.
24:37Oh, you were bothered.
24:38Did I need to come like that?
24:40Maybe not, right?
24:40Like, she's beneath my tax bracket.
24:43Like, I shouldn't even be arguing like that.
24:44Oh, see.
24:45Nah, wait a minute now.
24:46But she was not nice.
24:48I get it.
24:49Big Ang is below her tax bracket, which she could very well be.
24:53I don't know what it is that Angela does.
24:56She even talked about you.
24:58She said that.
24:58No, I didn't.
24:59Yeah, she did.
25:00She said that you said frickin' frack is whack.
25:03What about frickin' frack?
25:05Well, hey.
25:06Frickin' frack is whack.
25:07Oh, from your mouth, not mine.
25:10I said it and I said it to frickin' frack too.
25:14The energy with Portia is you can't expect for me to allow you to just sit here and tell lies
25:21and play with me.
25:22I told her, I said what you said seemed hurtful, and she was like, well, it was true.
25:25She said that she slept with a married man.
25:27That's true.
25:28She said the exact same thing to me, except it was not true.
25:31Well, I mean, the things that I said about her are true.
25:33And P needs to learn to stop trying to everybody's husband.
25:37Damn.
25:38So, she said it hurt her feelings, right?
25:40Mm-hmm.
25:41So, I guess, you know, I think at the end of the day, hurt people try and hurt people.
25:44Mm-hmm.
25:45And that's something that she has to deal with.
25:47At this point, I'm sick of Horsha.
25:54Um, Pinky, last night, you made a couple of us uncomfortable.
25:58You said I did?
25:59Yeah.
25:59Oh, did I really?
26:00Yeah.
26:02Like, your intention was good, right?
26:04Well, there's intention and then there's delivery.
26:07When I was talking to Cynthia, they said that my tone was a little aggressive.
26:12It was curved.
26:14I received what you were saying, but I do feel like there's a reason why it ended up going left.
26:20First of all, you didn't have any of the back story.
26:21I had already...
26:22No, no, no. I did have the back story.
26:23Well, you didn't have my back story.
26:24Shamiya showed me the picture.
26:25But they asked me how it was going in the room, so I communicated what was happening.
26:28Absolutely.
26:28But again, the puzzle just don't have one piece.
26:31You're right.
26:31It's a lot to put it all together.
26:33Shamiya called you.
26:34And we had talked, we had left, we had done a bunch of things by the time we got to
26:37you.
26:37We did.
26:38Respectfully.
26:38We did, but let's be clear.
26:40All clear.
26:41That was my first time having a conversation with y'all after I had a conversation with them.
26:45So can you imagine?
26:46Yeah, so you came in a lot.
26:47The table was very messy, but I have moved on.
26:50Like, it's a new day.
26:52Can you open up the floor for questions before you close this out?
26:54Because what you do is you start a conversation.
26:57Yes.
26:57You run the conversation.
26:59Nobody asked you Sallie Mae.
27:00Yes, she is the guy.
27:02Nobody asked you now.
27:02So please don't come in here and run the whole conversation.
27:05Okay.
27:06And not open up the floor.
27:07So I'm open.
27:07I'm listening.
27:08It's very aggressive.
27:10It's very disrespectful to call somebody aggressive, especially with all black women have
27:15to go through.
27:16So if you feel my aggressiveness is taking up space in your little world, then I'll be aggressive.
27:21But what you will not do is you will not disrespect me because I'm powerful and I'm strong and
27:26I stand in my truth.
27:28You gon' get the energy you put out.
27:30It is what it is.
27:33I think we should just get our food to go.
27:44Can we listen to some music?
27:46I'm a fine Porsche song.
27:48I got it.
27:49You gon' pull up flatline, honey.
27:50My heart is broken in flatline.
27:53It's flatline.
27:54Why?
27:55She won't talk now.
27:56Three weeks.
27:57Three weeks?
27:58Three weeks.
27:58Flatline.
27:59Yes, I was.
28:00I'm still getting $15 checks now.
28:04What?
28:05What?
28:06What?
28:20Can I come in?
28:21Yeah.
28:23Oh, my God.
28:24You look so pretty.
28:26I cried to change.
28:27You was taking a nap?
28:28Yeah, it was.
28:29I came in here and passed out.
28:31I drank so much tequila.
28:32It picked us up.
28:33We was able to talk a lot.
28:36Hello.
28:36I feel like I've been baptized now.
28:39Like, I have never seen...
28:40I've heard about the nip slips, but I've never experienced the nip slips.
28:45Yeah.
28:46Can you please stop giving us your whole titty?
28:48Oh, jeez.
28:49Girl, look at this titty.
28:50Oh, my God!
28:51I'm gonna blame it on the tequila.
28:53I feel like you're doing such an amazing job taking care of us, hosting.
28:58I don't know.
28:59Like, I wasn't so stressed out about the whole Shamia Kelly thing.
29:02But their rooms are clean now?
29:03To my knowledge, yes.
29:04I think they're good now.
29:06Yeah.
29:10Work to me.
29:11But what is the real issue?
29:13Because I feel like it's bigger than the room.
29:14I feel like whatever's going on, I don't think this is just the room.
29:20I think at the end of the day, Shamia just might feel a teeny bit some kind of way about
29:24not being in the big house.
29:26And I know that she and Portia are not really on the best of terms right now.
29:31But I still feel like Shamia still feels a little attached.
29:34And now she's feeling detached.
29:37I feel like there's definitely something deeper, like, on her spirit right now.
29:40And she covers it with the twerking.
29:43She covers it with the jokes.
29:45What's the little dance?
29:46What would she do?
29:47She'd be like, come on, sissy.
29:54Hey!
29:55Girl!
29:56If you don't go!
29:58Shout out Clyde!
30:00Shout out Clyde!
30:02Yeah!
30:03Cynthia, she was really hurt, number one, that they didn't like their room and that it was dirty or whatever
30:08that was.
30:08Because Kelly and Shamia know Cynthia.
30:11They didn't just meet Cynthia.
30:12This is not somebody who just planned a trip.
30:14I feel like I've only gotten a good person from Shamia.
30:18She's beautiful.
30:19She's a chocolate woman.
30:20Like, I like sleeping with chocolate women.
30:22So I think they're amazing.
30:24So maybe I wouldn't see.
30:25What you talking about?
30:26Oh, I don't know.
30:27Oh, I didn't think chocolate women are bad, but that's not the women I like sleeping with.
30:33I'm gay on holidays.
30:34When all the women walk up to me at my show, they'd be like, a holiday's coming up.
30:38So, holidays is my past.
30:40Like, I like women.
30:41I like men.
30:42And I always think that, you know, chocolate women, that is my preference.
30:46My husband takes it.
30:47What?
30:47You okay?
30:49You're such a chocolate one.
30:50You're such a chocolate one.
30:51You're such a chocolate one.
31:00Who is it?
31:01It's me!
31:03I gotta make sure no sex.
31:05You're welcome.
31:05I'm trying to make sure you ain't got no wife in the basement.
31:07Okay, bitch.
31:08Excuse me.
31:09The hell?
31:10How do you feel about Pinky?
31:12You know what?
31:12I hate to say this, Drew.
31:14Like, Pinky's kind of hard for me sometimes because the energy police actually turns the
31:19energy sometimes.
31:20It's that Baltimore energy.
31:22Like, it just kept going and going at the dinner.
31:24It's too much.
31:24Yeah.
31:25And so, for that to be how these conversations are about to go, it's gonna be an energy drainer.
31:30I can't do it.
31:31Yeah.
31:32Like, I honestly can't do it.
31:33I am very mindful of my energy because I'm mindful of the energy that I'm around because
31:39this is new for me, right?
31:40To be around all of these women and I'm usually only around my husband.
31:43Mm-hmm.
31:43And it's just like, I don't have patience for bullshit.
31:46I just don't.
31:47Yeah.
31:47So, like, that fuse is short.
31:50It's short.
31:51It's a short fuse.
31:52Pinky inserts herself in everyone else's drama.
31:54She definitely inserts herself.
31:55So, please uninsert, ma'am.
31:57Uninsert.
31:59Uninsert.
31:59And I'm like, damn.
32:01Like, is this your energy every day?
32:04Well, you know, you gotta think about it.
32:05When you are in a group of women that really don't have a lot of other things going on.
32:11Yes.
32:12The energy becomes different, right?
32:14Yes.
32:14Like, I think this is why me and you connect so well because it's like, girl, I got the
32:18kids, I got business, I have all these things that I'm worried about.
32:21And I'm a self-made.
32:23Right?
32:23Self-made.
32:24So, our resilience, it hits a little different than others.
32:28It hits a little different.
32:29I built my business on my back and Angela had to lay on her back.
32:31Not laying on your back.
32:33Like, I didn't have to lay on my back to get here.
32:35Okay?
32:36Like, I just didn't.
32:37Okay.
32:38Okay.
32:40Coming up.
32:41What truth dropped in your lap?
32:42That you slept with a married man.
32:44Her drawers came off after the flight.
32:46My drawers did come off after the flight.
32:48You're absolutely right.
33:10Get out of here.
33:12I ain't never sat in the back of my car for so long.
33:21We're gonna have us a good dinner tonight.
33:23Listen, I'm telling you.
33:25I'm taking the ladies to Paradiso.
33:27It's a beautiful restaurant here in Dallas.
33:29And after last night, this trip is not quite what I expected.
33:35It's time for a reset and a reboot.
33:37Get ready to be lady-like.
33:40All these ladies.
33:41You know, they're so fast and you just...
33:43Fawcett.
33:44It's so high class.
33:45Yes.
33:50Woo!
33:54I'm hungry.
33:55Look at that moon.
33:57Woo!
33:58Woo!
33:59I need a strong man to help me get up here, child.
34:01Jesus.
34:02Wait, I don't wanna rip my jeans.
34:04And one.
34:05And two.
34:06And one, two, three, go!
34:09All of that.
34:10Must be nice.
34:11Yes!
34:15Shots.
34:15Anybody?
34:16Shot of cloth.
34:18Shot of cloth.
34:19Shot of cloth.
34:20Shot of cloth.
34:22Shot of cloth.
34:22Shot of cloth.
34:22Shot of cloth.
34:22Well, we're here for tequila, so...
34:23Well, we are here for tequila.
34:25It's not a tequila.
34:26Oh, my God.
34:27What are you talking about you?
34:29Sexy lady.
34:31One, two, three.
34:33It's all that ass in me.
34:34Oh, baby.
34:37I tried to call you earlier on.
34:40I've been spreading the news.
34:41Everybody got a public service announcement.
34:44Baby, our s*** is bomb!
34:46Yes!
34:47Oh, we in there.
34:48We laying in our beds.
34:50Thank you!
34:51Oh, happy day.
34:53Oh.
34:55Yes!
34:57Praise the Lord.
34:58The room is clean.
34:59Thank you, Jesus.
35:00I mean, I hope they did perform the exorcism as well
35:02while they went in.
35:03Because I was starting to think the room was possessed.
35:07Hello, ladies.
35:09Hello!
35:10Yes!
35:11Yes, sexy lady.
35:12Yes!
35:13That's a round!
35:14Come on now!
35:16Oh!
35:18Yes!
35:19What a word!
35:20What a word!
35:20What a word!
35:21I'm sorry!
35:22I didn't know you were going to be more naked than me.
35:25You're cheek to speak!
35:26Cheek to speak!
35:28We eating them up tonight, honey!
35:31So tell us about y'all's excursion.
35:33Yeah.
35:33Did y'all actually heard him?
35:34We heard the cattle.
35:36Like, we literally just...
35:37Yes.
35:37Heard the cattle.
35:39And we watched him.
35:39It was a cattle parade.
35:40Yeah.
35:40Like, it was about 20 of them all past us.
35:43And we was like, hey!
35:43Oh, there they go.
35:45I heard that you guys had a blast.
35:48A ball.
35:49Like, a ball.
35:50What did y'all eat?
35:51What did y'all go?
35:51We took y'all order to go.
35:53Really?
35:54I was going to eat in the stable.
35:55I was going to eat in the stable with the horses.
35:57Javeth, you had me in tears.
35:58So I have not laughed that hard to the point of tears.
36:02Really?
36:02Oh, my gosh.
36:02I haven't done that in tears.
36:04It was like, you said you wanted us to what?
36:05Connections?
36:06We connected.
36:07I keep doing like this.
36:08Yeah.
36:10That was a success.
36:14Okay, so I have this fine connection question.
36:17So each person, tell us something that they've learned about each person that they didn't know before this trip.
36:24I didn't know that Phaedra was actually nice.
36:32I'm glad you got a chance to ride with me for four hours.
36:36You're welcome, Cynthia.
36:38Connections.
36:38To see my first girl's trip, the most shocking thing was walking through that airport and white ladies like,
36:45Oh, my God, it's Phaedra.
36:49I'm like, Phaedra?
36:50If I ain't learned nothing else, I know that Phaedra Park is a household white lady name.
36:57I will say, I know that Portia is the key.
36:59Like, she is a time and a half.
37:02Yes, she is.
37:03But you know when your wig's slipping, you try to be Portia.
37:07Girl, you just go snatch it off?
37:09No sense.
37:10So our wig had got so sleepy when we were riding so long.
37:13Why I use my wig as a pillow?
37:14Okay.
37:15Oh, my God.
37:16That's such a cushion.
37:18I didn't know that Kate and Michelle, last night at the pool, we were talking, I didn't realize how much
37:24you had been through and why you had such resistance and hesitation when it came down to being a part
37:28of girl groups.
37:29Dealing with them girl groups in Atlanta, like, that's why I be so rebellious.
37:33Mm-hmm.
37:34They tried to make Atlanta be hell.
37:37They were awful, and I just kept fighting in my career.
37:40But hearing you talk about it made me, it opened my eyes to a lot of things.
37:44So I'm happy that you were so open and vulnerable.
37:46Yeah.
37:48Um, so if anyone else wants to open the floor to any connection.
37:52I really, really appreciate you ladies coming to support.
37:56That's your grand opening.
37:57That's your face.
37:57That meant everything to me.
37:58Honestly, it really did.
38:00It really, it really was.
38:02Angela was born messy, okay?
38:04It's just in her DNA.
38:05I think that she just took the crown and said, I'm just gonna be the bone collector.
38:08You should be here, Portia.
38:10She wanted to know what's happening.
38:11She should have been here.
38:12Here's Kelly, Portia.
38:14See how I make things work.
38:15You gotta do all the work.
38:15How I make things work.
38:17Now, Angela, who all was there?
38:19You know, I mean, clearly you know who all was there.
38:21Yeah, you did.
38:21You know, who wasn't there as well, so.
38:23Who wasn't there, Kelly?
38:31Who all was there?
38:33Clearly you know who all was there.
38:34You know, who wasn't there as well.
38:36Did you enjoy the event?
38:38Angela!
38:38I had an amazing time.
38:39How you there?
38:40The food was good.
38:41The food was excellent.
38:42And the flowers that you sent were beautiful.
38:44Kelly told me that she didn't want broken flowers from a broken person.
38:47I did.
38:47I just felt like, in our group, support is more appreciated than a flower.
38:54Girl, my presence wasn't necessary.
38:57Celebrate yourself.
38:58And them hot dogs, and what is she serving?
39:00What?
39:01Wobbles and things?
39:02I would not know.
39:03Just like you said, you don't like me saying what I said in front of Kay with just one person.
39:07Who's sleeping with married men?
39:08I mean, you have.
39:09I've never slept with a married man.
39:11You absolutely did.
39:12You could have told me that you felt a way about me sleeping with married men prior to doing an
39:18interview.
39:19Excuse me?
39:19That's why I said to you what I said in front of Kay, period.
39:22So basically, you just wanted to reflect how you felt about yourself in front of Kay.
39:27No, no, no.
39:27You lied.
39:29I didn't lie about anything.
39:31Did you not say that you wanted to sleep with Charles?
39:33Have you never slept with a married man?
39:35No, bitch.
39:36Bitch, didn't you sleep with R. Kelly?
39:38Bitch.
39:38Didn't you sleep with R. Kelly?
39:40He was married at the time.
39:40R. Kelly was dead.
39:41He was not.
39:42No, he was not.
39:44He was married.
39:46Wait a minute.
39:47Portia slept with R. Kelly?
39:49I believe I can fly R. Kelly?
39:51The bump and grind R. Kelly?
39:52Same girl R. Kelly?
39:54I'm like, oh, this is different.
39:56Kelly, this bitch has read The Pursuit of Portia.
39:58I mean, she actually read my book to come try to read me from my book.
40:01So I really don't give a flying what Kelly is talking about, okay?
40:04But thank you for the sale.
40:06Your truth dropped in my lap.
40:08It was.
40:08And I brought it to you.
40:09What truth dropped in your lap?
40:10That you slept with a married man.
40:12Well, who is he?
40:13Every weekend after you were on a flight with him.
40:15Where is he?
40:15He went to your room.
40:16Well, where is he?
40:17And by the way, her drawers came off after the flight.
40:20My drawers did come off after the flight.
40:22You're absolutely right.
40:23I went upstairs to my room and then met Shamia for dinner.
40:26With a married man.
40:28This married man, he takes his friend who I was standing next to.
40:33The guy was literally like, I am here in the room and just got out of the bed effing Kelly.
40:39What kind of man would text after they effed Kelly?
40:42The way he handled it was like a boy.
40:45But Kelly, the way you handled it was like a slut.
40:49By the way, you tried to call him a couple days after we talked.
40:52Yes, you did.
40:53Because she wanted to find out.
40:55What?
40:55How does Portia know the situation?
40:57Yes, you did.
40:59Laugh.
40:59Are you doing like a Tubi movie or something?
41:01Like what are you doing, Portia?
41:05Can I produce it?
41:07Let's spell it all out.
41:08Okay.
41:09No!
41:09Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
41:11Let's spell it all out.
41:12Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
41:14Don't do that.
41:15Don't do it.
41:16Do you know who he is?
41:17She doesn't.
41:18Well, no, do it.
41:20Let's do it.
41:20I won't tell it.
41:21For her to reveal who it is, it definitely
41:24hurts not the guy that's doing the sleeping around,
41:27but it's the wife that is going to feel the brunt of the pain.
41:29So I don't want it to be revealed, because I know this family.
41:34You two worried about me.
41:35Worry about the mother leaves on that house.
41:37Worry about collecting the coins.
41:39Oh, I knew you were going to say that.
41:40I knew you were going to say that.
41:41You worried about the house that you lost and the business
41:44that you're trying to build that's already gone.
41:46I didn't matter the whole house.
41:48You're going to mess with us.
41:49We will never be the same.
41:50I'm trying to show you.
41:53I got my butt.
41:54Hey, I never did that prenup.
41:57Because that's what?
41:58It was love.
41:59You should be able to read a little document better than that.
42:01Let me tell you about a bitch like this.
42:03Bitch, you done every stuff.
42:05Dead like you.
42:06Dead like you.
42:07Everything a mother like you.
42:09OK.
42:09Bitch, you tried to scissor me.
42:11Are you insane?
42:12Who tried to scissor you?
42:13OK.
42:14All right, OK.
42:14All the hot chili cheese, I don't want to scissor you.
42:19Holy cheese.
42:19What?
42:24That was great.
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