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Wizards Of Waverly Place 1x10 Pop Me And We Both Go Down [Full Movie] [Ranked]Full EP - Full
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00:13Hey, how was school?
00:18Max, why are you carrying Alex's backpack like that?
00:22She told me my backpack was bending my spine, so she gave me her Steven it out.
00:30Let's check.
00:33There, all straight. You're welcome.
00:36Alex, your brother is not your pack mule.
00:39Yeah, I'm not your pack mule.
00:42I'm sorry, Maxie.
00:44Could you take this upstairs for me?
00:46Sure.
00:50Best day at school ever.
00:52Oh, they found the guy that was putting peanut butter in your locker?
00:57No, but this made me forget about that.
01:00Okay, so I'm in biology, right?
01:02When Mr. Medina has us pick lab partners.
01:04And like always, my partner ends up being the frog I'm dissecting.
01:09I have the opposite problem.
01:11Everybody wants me to be their lab partner.
01:14You don't take biology.
01:15That's what I keep telling those guys.
01:19Anyway, in walks this brand new girl, and she is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life.
01:25Eva Longoria goes to your school?
01:31Eva Longoria?
01:34Kids love Eva Longoria.
01:37It's...
01:39Continue, son.
01:41So Mr. Medina assigns the beautiful Miranda Hampson to be my lab partner.
01:48Miranda Hampson?
01:49Isn't she that new goth girl in 11th grade?
01:52She's not goth.
01:53She just likes wearing black and dark makeup and listens to bands that are kind of scary.
02:00Oh, so not goth.
02:02But goth.
02:05You're missing my point.
02:06I'm in the 10th grade.
02:08She's an older woman.
02:09That a boy like your mother.
02:15The hot part.
02:17Hold on, now the story gets even better.
02:20So me and my Moran, it's my cute nickname for her actually, yeah, Moran.
02:25Accidentally reached for the scalpel at the same time and our hands touched.
02:29And she didn't pull away for three seconds.
02:32Oh, how's that for a great day?
02:39Oh, look, Moran is here.
02:40I guess your great day is still going on or coming to a tragic end.
02:44Let's watch, boys and girls.
02:47Hey, Moran.
02:48Who's Moran?
02:51You.
02:52Remember?
02:53Oh.
02:54I called you that in lab.
02:55Oh, right.
02:57I thought you were swallowing and talking at the same time.
03:03He does generate a lot of saliva.
03:10I have overactive glands.
03:12We're looking into it.
03:14It was worse when he was a baby.
03:16We had to wrap his head in a diaper.
03:20Excuse me.
03:21Hold on a second.
03:27Do you need to copy my biology notes or something?
03:30Oh, no.
03:30No, I just came to ask you something.
03:34Are you going to the junior prom?
03:36Nah.
03:36I already told him I don't want to work lights this year.
03:41Oh, you are so funny.
03:43No, I mean, would you like to go to the prom with me?
03:48I'm new at the school and I don't know a lot of guys.
03:50And you seem very nice.
03:53Me?
03:56Well, uh, you know, I'll have to check the schedule.
04:00Are you trying to be cool?
04:02Yeah.
04:03Don't do that.
04:04Okay.
04:04I'm really tired of cool guys.
04:07Don't worry, because I am so not cool.
04:10Ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:24And I'll go to your head when you write a report on a book you never read.
04:28This type of thing is he can make you better.
04:31That's why I said everything is not what it seems when you can get.
04:38All you wanted and you are in the streams.
04:41You might run into trouble if you go to the streams because everything is not what it seems.
04:51Everything is not what it seems when you can have what you want and buy the simplest of me.
04:59Be careful not to mess with the balance of things because everything is not what it seems.
05:19With the Marietta Animata spell, you can make any object come alive.
05:25Max, you're up.
05:27See what you can do with that cup.
05:31Marietta Animata.
05:34Are you picturing it with arms and legs?
05:38No, you got cheese on the board, so I'm thinking about cheese.
05:43No, we don't have any cheese.
05:46We have a cup.
05:48Justin, you're up.
05:50Justin.
05:52Justin!
05:53What?
05:54What?
05:56Oh, uh, sorry, Dad.
05:59You're not paying attention.
06:00That isn't like you.
06:01Yeah, it's like me, and you're not even doing it right.
06:04I completely check out.
06:05This place could be burning, and I wouldn't even know it.
06:09What's up, Justin?
06:10It's Miranda.
06:12It's a junior prom.
06:13There's going to be dancing and a lot of time to talk, and I'm kind of nervous.
06:18Well, I'm kind of nervous.
06:19No one is paying attention to the lesson.
06:21Uh, I am.
06:23It's easy.
06:24All right.
06:25Well, put your magic where your mouth is.
06:29Marietta Animata.
06:34Alex, what did you just do?
06:36I did the spell you wanted.
06:38You're welcome.
06:40Hello, losers.
06:41We're supposed to be doing it on the cup.
06:43Well, the trophy seemed easier.
06:45It already has legs.
06:47See you at the finish line.
07:04Sorry, Dad.
07:05Sorry, nothing.
07:07That was my first place in the state trophy I got in high school.
07:11You better find that young lady before your mom sees it.
07:15You know how she hates magic running amok.
07:17Well, she's still mad about all that stuff you said about evil on go-reel.
07:24Yeah, Mom wasn't pretty upset about all that stuff.
07:26Let's relive it.
07:27We'll play parts.
07:28I call Mom!
07:30Stop trying to change the subject.
07:33The rest of the lesson was going to be about how we unanimate stuff we've animated,
07:38and now we can't do that until you find that trophy.
07:41Class is over.
07:45Great.
07:45I'm already nervous about Miranda, and now I've got to worry about finding a stupid trophy.
07:50Oh, sounds like you've got a lot on your plate.
07:53Let me know how that all works out for you.
08:05Guys, which is better for prom?
08:08Well, the tux says safe, boy, but the zebra jacket says danger, danger, stay away from my daughter.
08:15Goth girl will like you for that.
08:19Whoa!
08:20Nice one!
08:21You guys can never agree on anything.
08:27Yeah, I think we pretty much agree, and that's the biggest zit we've ever seen.
08:33What zit?
08:42Okay, Hop
08:43Well, it can't be that big, can it?
08:46Yeah, maybe
08:46Maybe the mirror's like a carnival mirror
08:51You can hardly see it
08:54My baby has a Z como una montana
08:58That means like a mountain
09:02This is gonna ruin everything
09:04I can't take Marilyn to the prom looking like this
09:07Why not? She does like danger
09:18What was I thinking getting involved with an older woman?
09:22Papito, calm down
09:24I've got her
09:33We just smear a little bit of this on
09:36Then we wrap it tight in the...
09:42And voila, in three days, gone
09:46Three days?
09:51The promise tomorrow, Mom
09:54Oh, I just remembered a quicker remedy
09:58Okay, I'm gonna need rubbing alcohol, a wire brush, and a towel for you to bite on
10:02What?
10:04No
10:09This thing keeps beeping
10:11The metal man must be close
10:13Alex, you're on a metal staircase with a metal detector
10:19Oh, I just wasted an hour going up and down these things
10:26I promise
10:27Why don't we just use the acne spell
10:39Alex, don't
10:40Magic only causes
10:56Crazy
10:57You're zit, just talk to me
10:59You should hear me sing
11:01Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
11:05I'll do anything but country
11:17What did you just do?
11:20I don't know
11:20You were yelling at me
11:22I got confused
11:23It's all your fault
11:24Dad said to never yell at someone when they're doing a spell
11:27No, he said don't yell at him when he's ordering takeout food
11:30He was so peeved when his pork dumplings didn't come
11:34He's already mad about the trophy
11:36Oh, you did this
11:37I'm just the guy with the big gross tuckens in my forehead
11:42Hello
11:50Come on
11:53I caught the trophy, man
11:54It was easy
11:55It was on the hamster wheel
11:57Hamster?
11:59Not too happy about it
12:03This isn't a bunch
12:04Now Dad will teach us the unanimation spell
12:06And your zit problem will be over
12:08Boy
12:09I didn't even get a chance to spend Christmas with you guys
12:15You animated Justin zit?
12:18Sweet, I want one
12:19Oh, no you don't
12:22Ow, trophy man kicked me
12:24Keep on truckin'
12:29Whoa
12:29Whoa, hey, he's in my shirt
12:32It tickles
12:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
12:36Oh, this is
12:41Okay
12:43Whoa
12:48Hey, my underwear
12:50Hey, you know what?
12:52I was wearing those for ten straight days
12:59That's it
12:59I'm calling Miranda and telling her
13:01I can't take her to the prom
13:03No, no, no, no, wait
13:04I can talk to Dad
13:05I'm not gonna let my brother miss out on what might be his only prom
13:09Because of some, what, ugly, hideous thing on his face
13:12You guys are really rude to company
13:26Daddy, your bread's so good
13:28It's, it's inspirational
13:30In fact, it makes me want to be a better person
13:33And I think I'm gonna start with wizard's training
13:37Really?
13:38Hey, here's an awesome idea I just thought of right now
13:43Why don't you give me the unanimation spell you were gonna teach us
13:47And I'll start working on it
13:49Oh, yeah
13:50Why don't I just give you the whole spell book
13:52We'll just call you a wizard
13:56That sounds like a lot of reading
13:57I'll just take the one spell for now
14:01Look
14:02With wizardry comes responsibility
14:05And that also means taking care of your mistakes
14:07I'm not giving you that spell until you find that trophy
14:15Where are you, trophy man?
14:17Mom has a bowling trophy
14:18She's really cute
14:19Tight top
14:20Short skirt
14:24Please tell me you got the unanimation spell from Dad
14:28I got the unanimation spell from Dad
14:30Oh, really?
14:32No, I just felt like I owed you some good news
14:36Yikes, the thing's so big
14:38I can't stop looking at it
14:39But don't worry, I have a better plan
14:42We're just gonna pop the stupid thing
14:45Wait!
14:46I can help you with the girl!
14:48What?
14:48Don't listen to him
14:50No, no, no!
14:51Oh, Justin, I can really help you!
14:55How?
14:56You were great with the girl in biology, right?
15:00What are you like outside of class?
15:02Well, I don't know
15:05I don't know
15:08Hold on, what could you do for him?
15:11Talk him through the rough spots
15:13He's going with a girl almost as pretty as you
15:21Oh, he's good
15:25I still think it's a mistake
15:27The mistake is not taking advice
15:31From somebody who's been on thousands of girls' faces
15:35I know what they want to hear
15:37I know exactly what you should say to them
15:41Give me a chance, come on
15:44Maybe I could use a wing zit
15:48Yep, I see absolutely nothing wrong with letting a growth on your face
15:52Tell you what to say to a girl
15:54Good luck
16:12Oh, you're going to have to stop sweating
16:14It's getting into my eyes
16:17When you're going to start helping me
16:19I've been talking about biology
16:20That's all I got
16:21I know
16:22She almost jumped out of the cab
16:25When you kept going on and on
16:27About deoxyribonucleic acid
16:31Just say what I say
16:35Here she comes
16:38Well, Denise says we look cute together
16:40And she loves your jacket
16:42You're the one who looks great
16:44Thank you
16:45Not you, the girl
16:48You're the one who looks great
16:50Well, thanks
16:51You're sweet
16:52No, you're sweet
16:53That's lame
16:54Don't ad lib
16:56I
16:59Well, you want to dance?
17:00Sure
17:03What do you know about dancing?
17:05Nothing
17:06I'm a zit
17:07Put the hat down
17:09I don't want to see this train wreck
17:26You're a really good dancer
17:28Justin's got a girlfriend
17:30Justin's got a girlfriend
17:30He's not my girlfriend
17:33Girlfriend?
17:34Whoops
17:35Don't panic
17:36Hang in there
17:37Well, okay
17:40I'm your girlfriend
17:43Wow, I never thought I'd be so grateful to his zit
17:48Now you got your girl
17:50Now it's time for the Z-Man to have some fun
17:54Hey!
17:55You come with a fire extinguisher?
17:58Cause you're smoking hot
18:02But how did you do that?
18:04Uh, do what?
18:07I thought I heard you talk while you were drinking
18:10That wasn't me
18:12Hey, baby
18:14Have the cupcake
18:16And eat it real slow
18:22That was you
18:23That's rude
18:25I'm sorry
18:27Uh, hold on
18:31What are you doing?
18:33Oh, come on, dude
18:35Lighten up
18:36I got you the girl
18:38Well, now it's my turn to have some fun
18:41Hey, beautiful
18:43Can I talk to your boyfriend?
18:49That's it
18:50I'm popping you
18:51Not so fast, lover boy
18:54Get a load of me
18:56I'm engorged
18:57You pop me and we both go down
19:03Hey, zebra
19:05Are you just making monkey sounds at me?
19:08Oh, look who's learned these animals
19:16Hey, you got a trophy, man
19:18Yep, nothing like a duct tape finish line to save the day
19:22Look, he's still trying to get out
19:27Oh, it's Justin
19:29Hey, how's prom?
19:32What?
19:33Huge 11th graders?
19:35How many?
19:36Look, I feel bad
19:38I'll get this belt from Dad
19:39And I'll be there as fast as I can
19:41Max, I gotta go help Justin at prom
19:43Go get my jacket
19:44The really cute one
19:45The one that cinches at the waist
19:46With all the little buttons
19:47Go!
19:49Oh, and my matching purse
19:50I know the one
19:52Daddy!
19:54I caught the trophy, man
19:55Great!
19:57You wanna give me the unanimation spell now?
20:00Look, before we get into that
20:02We need to sit down and have a long, serious talk
20:05I know, I know
20:06I'm grounded for three weeks
20:08How did you come up with three weeks?
20:11One for using magic behind your back
20:13Another for letting the trophy man run around the house
20:15And the last one for future trouble
20:17I'll probably be getting into
20:20Well, that's one more week
20:22Than I would've come up with
20:23But we'll go with that
20:26Okay, say
20:27Gary Bay e-mobilité
20:31Gary Bay e-mobilité
20:35Great
20:39Even though I don't got it anymore
20:41I still got it
20:42I like the way I deal with problems
20:49I think this purse goes better with this jacket
20:54Now I got another problem
20:59Guys, when I implied you didn't know your animals
21:02What I meant was
21:04You know, three against one really isn't fair
21:06Yeah
21:07I don't know a lot of what you just said
21:10But let's see if you can say it again without any teeth
21:14Hey, Brian
21:15There's some loser in the hallway
21:17Who says that you can't do 20-fingered push-ups
21:20Everyone knows I can do 50
21:23Let's go show them
21:27Thanks, Miranda
21:28Don't thank me
21:29I just want to know what's going on
21:31You're acting like two different people
21:32Yeah, I'm sorry
21:33I know I'm being worried
21:35It's just that I really like you
21:37And nothing's going right
21:38I like you too
21:40Can we start all over?
21:43Sure
21:46Just a hug?
21:48I can get that from Grandma
21:50How about some lip action?
21:52There you go again
21:53You're a pig
21:54Miranda
21:56Wait
21:57Dude
21:58Help me out here
21:59I need a break
22:00A weapon
22:02But I'm not acting
22:05Yo, everybody listen up
22:09In the town
22:10In the country suite
22:11Give it up
22:13For DJ Mad Hatter
22:17Yeah
22:22Justin in the
22:23His house
22:24Let's raise
22:27And this is a fast one
22:30For all the ladies
22:31Cause I loves
22:33To watch you
22:34Shake that junk
22:39There's nobody in the hallway
22:41Must have scared him away
22:43Ah, hey, look
22:45Justin Timberlame
22:48Is up on the DJ stand
22:49You know, let's take that freak down
22:52Hey, guys
22:54Do you want to dance?
22:55Hey
22:57Why would we want to dance
22:59With an eighth grader?
23:01Get lost
23:04I'm in ninth grade
23:05You big idiot
23:13What took you so long?
23:14Okay, if you really want to know
23:16I missed the A train
23:17So I had to catch the bus
23:18On fourth street
23:19Where this guy was selling
23:20The cutest earring
23:21Just do the spell
23:23No
23:36Did it work?
23:38Yep
23:39You're back to your regular
23:40P-
23:43No, I'm sorry
23:44I got you into this
23:45Now go out there
23:46And get your older woman
23:50Uh
23:52Excuse me
23:54I'd like you to apologize
23:55To Miranda Hampson
23:56For the way I acted
23:58Miranda?
24:03Not wearing my hat, am I?
24:05Good job
24:05Now pop that sucker
24:06And run
24:07That's all I got
24:07See at home
24:18Hey, Justin
24:21Oh
24:23Hey
24:24Miranda
24:24Miranda wanted to talk to you
24:26Because I told her
24:27Why you were acting so weird
24:29Yeah, why didn't you just
24:30Tell me you had a big zit?
24:32I would have understood
24:33I've got one too
24:36Oh man
24:38Yeah, that's a hunger
24:43Sorry
24:44You two want to be alone
24:49I was so nervous
24:51About tonight
24:51Why?
24:53Well, because I've never been to a junior prom
24:55With an older woman that I really like
24:58No, it's okay
24:59Because I kind of like this one younger guy right now
25:03Oh, that's cool
25:06I understand
25:07Good luck with him
25:10She means you, stupid
25:12Oh
25:25I don't want to be alone
25:25I don't want to be alone
25:25I don't want to be alone
25:26I don't want to be alone
25:26I don't want to be alone
25:28I don't want to be alone
25:28I don't want to be alone
25:29I don't want to be alone
25:30I don't want to be alone
25:30I don't want to be alone
25:32I don't want to be alone
25:34I don't want to be alone
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