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00:03Oh
00:08Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show
00:17Shukriya Shukriya, please bet here
00:24Kisne ka I love you
00:27Jiti roo khush roo
00:30Situ bhazi, aaj kal
00:31Har branda YouTube channel bana raha
00:34Aap dono go do, pu fully
00:37Aap kisi ko netflix zaisi platform pe bhi liyao maalo
00:40192 country me jahaan pe loo doekh raha
00:42Phir bhi bandah apna YouTube channel banaata
00:45Zurur hai, mein aapni bat kar raha o
00:48Achha, aeggher me agar 4 loog reheten
00:49To maa ka alag hai
00:52Baap ka alag hai, bacho ka alag YouTube channel hai
00:54Is bar mein aapki baat kar raho
00:57Kehene ka muntleba hai
00:58I don't know how many people have made a video.
01:03You have so many channels.
01:05I've been in the kitchen.
01:07Guys, today I've made a bread and bread.
01:12My husband's mouth is open.
01:15And he's making bread and throwing bread.
01:18Then he's coming back and saying,
01:20that bread and bread looks good on YouTube.
01:23That's why it's bread and bread.
01:28The girls are giving tips today.
01:31I'm crazy.
01:32First of all, guys, put a moisturizer.
01:35Put a little foundation.
01:37Then a highlighter.
01:38Then a blush.
01:39Then a lip gloss.
01:41And finally, you have a magenta mascara with black eyeliner.
01:43And you have no makeup looks good.
01:49No makeup looks good.
01:50First of all, the 28 things in the mouth.
01:52She's like a little girl.
01:54She's like a child.
01:58I've got a lot of teeth.
01:59You've also seen this.
01:59Little cackler.
02:00The little maids are also looking at YouTube.
02:03Hi guys.
02:05Guys, they came up like a dog.
02:07Hi guys.
02:09Tell me to comment on that one.
02:11Please write a subscribe to them.
02:12You'll have to kill them.
02:14And then people will play their play around the game.
02:14Kinda tell me the man.
02:17Guys, I'll tell you about backless blouse.
02:20of the blouse.
02:21Look, there is only one man who is wearing this blouse.
02:25If you listen to a big man,
02:26they are wearing a normal smile and they are wearing a blouse.
02:30He's wearing a blouse.
02:33She's wearing a blouse.
02:34She's wearing a blouse.
02:38That's a different channel of knowledge.
02:42She's trying to play a piano.
02:45She's showing a couple of expressions about Arun Gowil
02:47and Alok Nath.
02:48Let's mix this expression.
02:49I will close my eyes and open my eyes and open my eyes.
02:52They say they say,
02:54the problem is the peace, friends.
02:57Everyone is living in life.
02:59This is a life of four days.
03:01The baby says,
03:02what is your life of four days?
03:03My mother is coming from 25 days.
03:04What is your life of four days?
03:09Now, some people make a video of traveling.
03:12Put your bag and get out of your bag.
03:15The world is waiting for you.
03:17The world is waiting for you.
03:19Who will you pay for your money?
03:23But this is the truth.
03:26Those talented people,
03:27from their own work,
03:28from their original content,
03:29from their own channel,
03:30from their own channel,
03:30become a superstar.
03:31Today, the two of us are like stars.
03:34They come to their channel.
03:37Please welcome Mr. Samiraina
03:39and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadiyah.
03:58How are you doing?
04:01Welcome.
04:02Welcome, welcome.
04:03Welcome.
04:05Welcome.
04:07Welcome, welcome.
04:08Welcome, welcome.
04:10Welcome, welcome, welcome.
04:15How are you doing?
04:15What a story, a story.
04:19How do you love your friends?
04:19It's just so happy that we're out of jail.
04:24You all recognize them well.
04:26I know that in the last year the most searched for the celebrities are the most.
04:33People were searching for the internet.
04:36The police didn't search for different people.
04:39What did you feel last year? How did it go?
04:42It was a strange year.
04:44In this whole studio, there were two people who went to Supreme Court.
04:48They were Hum and Siddupaji.
04:57That's why I wrote a share for you.
05:01Come on, come on.
05:05We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:09We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:11We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:14We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:14We are not those who leave the streets from one place.
05:21We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:29We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:29And, Paji, if he has killed one more joke today, we will be afraid of ourselves.
05:34No.
05:35No.
05:38I feel like I have lost my house.
05:40Today, you will have a little coaching about how to bounce back.
05:44The last time Ranveer and Samir were together, there was a police case.
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06:14Right we will discuss.
06:14You have to word fluge alive and your with intermittent modifications and your BMW and your Zip got taken.
06:14F determinate of language with thepler law.
06:16But it's not som work with yourself.
06:17So you are facing a few topics.
06:17I said, look, you've come in the eyes,
06:19you need to go a little bit.
06:21So, I'm telling you, I'm not going to say anything.
06:26You say anything and you're famous,
06:28but when you're famous, you can't even say anything.
06:30What?
06:35But I just want to tell you,
06:37that you don't have married.
06:39In our show, all the people who work,
06:41all the two kids.
06:43So, today we'll do a little bit.
06:44I've done a little bit, sir.
06:47No, no, no.
06:48No, no, no.
06:50What?
06:52Today we're a family friendly zone.
06:55Today we're a family friendly.
06:56No, no, but Ranbir is very loving.
06:58And these controversies are coming to you, bro.
07:03I'm sure you will learn a lot of things.
07:05People, let's see you so much.
07:11When the show closed,
07:12you're just stopping behind.
07:13How did you call the crowd first?
07:14Who was on the show?
07:15What happened to you?
07:16I was just calling a lawyer.
07:18Oh.
07:19Okay.
07:20And his phone didn't feel...
07:22Okay.
07:22Where did you call him, Ranbir,
07:24No, my brother came here in an audience and I went to his house.
07:29He's here for that.
07:30So, the person who has been able to help him to help him?
07:37I didn't have an idea.
07:38One day, it was about a while.
07:40I said, come on.
07:41Then I knew that everything was happening.
07:43So, when you saw this clip, you said, come on, come on.
07:48So, until I left my house,
07:50I had an idea of leaving.
07:53After this controversy,
07:55do you have a phone to do more shows?
07:56Do you have a live show?
07:57Or do you have a book that was also called?
08:00Give advance too.
08:02The phone is very good, sir.
08:03But today, comedy is very difficult.
08:06Do you know?
08:11Sir, I mean, how do you do it?
08:13I don't know, man.
08:14At that time, genuinely,
08:15the first call came to Kapil sir.
08:17After this meeting came from the beginning.
08:17I only knew he was a bit of a deal.
08:20What was the time he told me,
08:21what was his day on how money happened?
08:21As you know,
08:21your good time was running,
08:23the bad time was running.
08:29We were waiting for the other people.
08:31Something will happen.
08:33It's happening.
08:34At that time, Kapil sir,
08:37they closed it to you.
08:38How did he do this for two weeks?
08:45That's why he did it for two weeks.
08:45That's why Narayan had to take a nap.
08:52Kapil, you came in 2004 or 2005.
08:562007.
08:58I felt like this girl was the same.
09:01What a fun!
09:03It's great.
09:06It's great.
09:07It's great.
09:12It's great.
09:13It's great.
09:14It's great.
09:15First, I would like to say that his heart is very clean.
09:18That's what people should know.
09:20If you don't have to close the show, then leave your life.
09:24It will be clean.
09:25It will be clean.
09:28In the last year, our friends were very high.
09:31I feel.
09:32I feel like this.
09:33It's really, really.
09:35It's really.
09:36It's really.
09:37It's really.
09:38What a joke, son.
09:40That's right.
09:40The same thing is the same.
09:44The same thing is the same.
09:45When there's a thing, the man has a little blood.
09:47The charge is also the same.
09:48The charge is also the same.
09:49When you have your set of comedy,
09:51you'll listen to your friends or your attorney.
09:54I'm a lawyer.
09:56I'm a lawyer.
09:57I'm a lawyer.
10:15I have no idea how to do that.
10:15I'm an lawyer.
10:16I don't know.
10:17I'm a lawyer.
10:18I'm a lawyer.
10:19I've been a lawyer.
10:20I'm a lawyer.
10:24I don't know.
10:25I'm a lawyer.
10:26Honestly, you have been a great inspiration for all of us.
10:30As you can see, our mind is that you can laugh.
10:33Thank you, sir.
10:33Thank you, brother.
10:37Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
10:40In fact, I'm watching you from childhood.
10:42Across various shows.
10:43It was always my dream
10:44that I would come to the TV one day.
10:46I never thought you would come to OTT one day.
10:56I genuinely love you so much.
10:59Archana Maham and Sidhu Paji.
11:00I love you guys so much.
11:02If God closes one door,
11:05then open ten doors.
11:07Do you want to see the doors?
11:08I love you guys.
11:24I love you guys.
11:25You are absolutely brilliant.
11:30Super.
11:32Sir, you are a part of my whole childhood.
11:38I was watching you.
11:40You and Shaker, sir.
11:41You were in the comedy circus.
11:43I followed every episode.
11:45Then I didn't know what to say.
11:46I was watching you.
11:54Come and sit and talk.
11:55Come, come, please.
12:01Too good, man.
12:03Genuinely, sir.
12:04I respect you both.
12:06But I do a little bit more.
12:08I do a lot of people.
12:08I don't know what to say.
12:10I don't know what to say.
12:12I don't know what to say.
12:19I don't know what to say.
12:26I don't know what to say.
12:27I don't know what to say.
12:27I don't know what to say.
12:28I don't know what to say.
12:32But when we went to the police station,
12:34there was a lot of fans of Sidhu Paji.
12:36I'm a very fan of this, sir.
12:37What?
12:38He was talking to his dialogue in the camera.
12:40He said, take it, take it, take it.
12:46Oh, my God.
12:52Oh, my God.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:54Oh, my God.
12:54Oh, my God.
12:55Oh, my God.
12:55Oh, my God.
12:56Oh, my God.
13:07What?
13:10Oh, my God.
13:11But over time, I mean, I don't drink beer.
13:15The bicep is still here.
13:17But the name is a bit popular.
13:20So we've kept it.
13:21So you need to get a liquor license for that?
13:23Or that you can open it?
13:24No, no, no.
13:25It's a liquor license.
13:26If you've watched the stand-up,
13:29these are big jokes on your grandmother.
13:31Have you ever told me that you're wrong with my family?
13:37Are you kidding me?
13:39Look, sir, if I'm a song, I write a song in my memory.
13:43If I'm a singer, I write a song in my memory.
13:46If I'm a comedian, I write a joke in my memory.
13:49Very good.
13:50Well said, well said.
13:52And I have some awareness, sir.
13:55Like, my mother-in-law attacked me once.
13:58And I was alone at home.
13:59And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
14:03Do you remember the number?
14:06Tell me, Arshana, do you remember the number of ambulance?
14:08100 is the only call that night.
14:10It's the police.
14:12I didn't remember, brother.
14:14I called 102.
14:15Who comes to it?
14:16Fire.
14:18Where did the fire look?
14:20I said, the fire looks like it in the morning.
14:31No.
14:32What's your name?
14:32Maybe you've seen a parent, and I'm on the way.
14:35My daughter is on the way.
14:35Yes, that's his parents.
14:42To me, my parents really enjoy the couple show.
14:47Yes.
14:47It's a genuine story.
14:48It's a genuine story.
14:50Dadajji was a lot of watching.
14:52He was bedridden in his final phase.
14:54But he was watching a couple of shows.
14:57So, wherever he is, he's very happy today.
14:59Thank you brother.
15:00Big big day.
15:02Samai, you're an amazing comedian.
15:06So, who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:11Stand up.
15:12In this case, there's no doubt about India's best comedian.
15:18In India, I will say that the world is right here.
15:20Kapil Sharma.
15:21Don't worry, bro.
15:22Lovely.
15:25Genuinely, it's a lot of difficulty.
15:28I don't know how he does it.
15:30I mean, every week, a show, like episode,
15:34I don't know how many thousands of episodes you've done, sir.
15:36It is unbelievable.
15:38Like, it's...
15:38Here is a legend in this time.
15:40Thank you brother.
15:43People do this.
15:45When you give love,
15:45you give love.
15:46So, your confidence is like this.
15:48And normally, what happens is that
15:50sometimes we make scripts,
15:51sometimes it's not secure,
15:52sometimes it's not.
15:53But people,
15:53watching you,
15:54watching you,
15:55watching you,
15:56watching you,
15:57watching you,
15:57watching you.
15:59We are with you.
16:00And this is your love.
16:05Kapil Phaji,
16:06ask me a question.
16:07I'm dancing.
16:08I'm dancing.
16:08I'm dancing.
16:09I'm dancing.
16:15I'm dancing.
16:16Yes, yes.
16:16Please.
16:17How are you in life?
16:18Like, generally,
16:19how do you feel like this has been a show for so many years?
16:22And what is your perspective?
16:25What is this?
16:25Like, many times,
16:26you meet with a police officer,
16:29what is your shock?
16:30I feel great.
16:31I feel great.
16:32It's a shock.
16:34It's a shock.
16:34It's a shock.
16:35It's a shock.
16:36It's a shock.
16:36It's a shock.
16:36It's a shock.
16:38It's a profession.
16:39It's a brand and butter.
16:40And there's a jam.
16:43It's a jam.
16:44It's a red one.
16:45It's a jam.
16:45Netflix's.
16:46So, I feel like this is a blessing.
16:49It's a blessing.
16:49You feel good to do it.
16:50We are also ashamed of the people who don't get money.
16:54So, I feel like you keep doing your work with your heart.
16:56And then, the rest of the things come.
16:58So, it's a blessing.
16:59And I also have seen the films of the actors.
17:03When I come to our show,
17:04I feel like this is a dream.
17:08It's a dream.
17:09It's a life.
17:10Life is a dream.
17:11It's a dream.
17:12It's a dream.
17:12It's a dream.
17:12I took a dream.
17:13It's a dream.
17:14Maybe his life happens.
17:16Like this.
17:19In the dream.
17:21It's a dream.
17:23Like, you've been trying to go through the world.
17:25It's a dream.
17:26Absolutely.
17:30That's what you can do in London.
17:32Everything might have to go.
17:32I don't know.
17:32I don't know.
17:33That's what it sounds like.
17:33So, now we can talk about our lives.
17:34As a dream.
17:36There are two people.
17:37One is L.I.C.
17:38And the other one is Ranveer.
17:41What will happen after death?
17:44That's why people don't go to this podcast.
17:48And if someone's gone, someone's gone,
17:50he's gone outside and he's gone outside.
17:52Sometimes it's uncomfortable.
17:54Or anyone else.
17:55No, I feel that people are open.
17:58So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:01How do I do that?
18:02I drill.
18:04Do you think about death?
18:06I didn't think about death.
18:08No?
18:08It happens to me that I've seen a little notice.
18:10Don't come.
18:11But you're scared that you're excited.
18:14Who's excited for death?
18:17I'll die tomorrow.
18:19What is this?
18:21It's a good thing.
18:22Where are we going?
18:23I'm scared of death.
18:25He asked me last year.
18:28What do you think about death?
18:30I didn't think about death.
18:30But for the whole year, I thought about death.
18:36I was scared of death.
18:40What did you think about death?
18:41What did he do?
18:44What did he do?
18:44What did he do?
18:44He's the team of his team.
18:44He's the team of his team's team.
18:45He's the team of his team.
18:45He's the team of his team.
18:45See, he just didn't come now the police.
18:48I'm going to get this to me.
19:16Hi.
19:16Hi.
19:17Hello, hi, hi.
19:19You shaved your hands?
19:26What?
19:29Listen, listen.
19:30You haven't gotten a little bit,
19:31but you have a little bit.
19:31Maybe eating fruits is good.
19:35I'm on a diet.
19:37Don't go.
19:38Just eat first.
19:40Open the mouth.
19:42Wow.
19:44Go home and eat.
19:47Hey, why didn't you open them?
19:49Baba, don't open your mouth.
19:56If they open their mouth,
19:58then in their deserts,
20:01we will close our main course.
20:05That's correct.
20:06That's how India has got deleted.
20:08India has got deleted.
20:11Let me introduce myself.
20:14Okay, I wrote a script from Sunil Paal.
20:21I've seen your show.
20:23You show a great show.
20:24Thank you so much.
20:25Do you hear a joke from the audience, right?
20:27Yes, sometimes you hear it.
20:29I have a joke to hear.
20:30Yes, yes, yes.
20:31One time I say,
20:31there's a kid on the balcony.
20:35He comes from the balcony.
20:36He asks,
20:37brother, he's at home.
20:39He says,
20:39he's out there.
20:42What happened?
20:43He didn't come.
20:43The police also didn't come.
20:45No?
20:47The police also came.
20:53The who will be even just a little while,
20:55will it go.
20:58It's fine.
20:58That's okay.
20:59It's fine.
21:00What do you check them?
21:00What do you check them?
21:01What do you check them?
21:02What do you check them?
21:02No.
21:03No?
21:04The bag.
21:04The bag here.
21:06The bag, the bag.
21:06The bag.
21:08The bag.
21:10The bag.
21:11It's a bag of Yethi.
21:13Let's see what comes from it.
21:16Oh, oh, oh.
21:18How to talk to aliens?
21:22Yethi's 101 stories.
21:26I have understood.
21:27You read such books,
21:29why do you ask all of us?
21:31Yethi, Alien.
21:33Have you ever seen your own podcast?
21:38India is the best podcast.
21:40My own podcast is mine.
21:43No, I've seen it.
21:44I've seen it,
21:45I've seen it.
21:46You've seen a very big comedian as Kiko Sharda.
21:52He's saying you are so cute,
21:55if I have your daughter...
21:58What does they say?
22:00No, no, no,
22:00you've just looked at this podcast.
22:02It's not a joke.
22:03What do you say?
22:04A big comedian,
22:06Kiko Sharda,
22:06I'm a big comedian.
22:12Social media now has the price of all of you.
22:15Your 2,000,000 more than that.
22:24Let's check some details.
22:26Let's check some of you.
22:27Please, let's check some of you.
22:31Who is this bag?
22:34Chess.
22:36You are very sure to play chess.
22:41Let me tell you something.
22:43When you knew the horse,
22:47the horse,
22:50the horse,
22:51the horse,
22:52the big podcaster's horse,
22:55you didn't know how to do that?
23:01Don't roast that much.
23:02It'll be good.
23:03It'll be good.
23:04It'll be bad.
23:05No, it'll be good to Sunil Pal.
23:07Okay, by chance.
23:10If you've ever said anything or said anything,
23:12we haven't understood any joke.
23:14Then, Saturday,
23:15our show comes on Netflix.
23:17Let's watch it.
23:17If you don't watch Saturday,
23:19you can watch it later.
23:20Lifetime.
23:21Our episodes are not deleted.
23:23Oh!
23:27Thank you so much.
23:34We have some pictures.
23:36And our audience,
23:37what you see right now,
23:38they're going to comment.
23:39Let's see.
23:49Look at this.
23:49you have a photo.
23:50Caption this.
23:51The photo?
23:51What's the photo?
23:52Aapor, Anavir.
23:53He is the reporter.
23:54He's the reporter.
23:55He is the reporter.
23:56He's the reporter.
23:56Mr Beast.
23:57He is the most famous YouTuber.
23:59We are also Mythpat.
24:01Look down below.
24:03I see the lawyer's only one.
24:06Look at everything.
24:09And see.
24:10Please.
24:12The case is more serious, he is sitting in front of me.
24:17Who is sitting in front of me?
24:18Oh, Ranmi.
24:21Let's see.
24:23Nine years of bare bicep.
24:25I now enter my tenth.
24:26All the beginning of my career, my mind was full of ideas.
24:29But my heart was full of...
24:31What was the need for writing?
24:33This is a samurai sword?
24:34Yeah, it's a samurai sword.
24:36It's called Katana.
24:37But I was like, this is what you think?
24:38Oh, no.
24:38I'm like, I need to make this joke.
24:40I'm like, this is what I just want.
24:43I can't even see the comments.
24:45I can't even see the caption below.
24:47Okay.
24:49What?
24:50It's the reason I can write the caption as a caption.
24:53It's the reason I can't remember.
24:55I can't remember.
24:57Let's see.
24:59In the sky in the sky, where the sun will not open.
25:07Let me show you.
25:08It's a little bit.
25:10If you're right,
25:12then you don't need to be right.
25:16Let me show you.
25:19Hey!
25:20Is this a photo of Scotland?
25:22Sir, what have you put in?
25:24What's your back?
25:25You're stretching?
25:26Sir, before the show,
25:27I got muscle pulled back.
25:28Yes, sir.
25:30Yes, sir.
25:31So,
25:32he was doing a person,
25:33but when he did it,
25:34after that, he got worse.
25:36So, what do you want?
25:38Yes, you can read the comments below.
25:40Shalu, he was calling for massage,
25:42the girl to get out.
25:47Let me show you.
25:49You're preparing for arrest in America.
25:54Let me show you.
25:58My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps,
26:02not on the podcast.
26:04You have to take your blood test.
26:06You have to do your blood test.
26:08It's like you had to take your blood test.
26:09You've got to take your blood test.
26:09The report is normal.
26:10But,
26:11what does it get your job?
26:13I mean,
26:14it's a good feeling.
26:15It's a good feeling.
26:15The therapy is like a heart.
26:16Let's see the comments below.
26:18I was also on the beach, and a dog came.
26:21Before I get out of the race, he was already gone.
26:29And let's see.
26:32I was scared of the police.
26:35And let's see.
26:38Oh, oh, oh.
26:42Let's see the comments below.
26:44Let's see the comments.
26:45Longest and shortest running shows together.
26:54And let's see.
26:56Show stopper with show stop.
27:00Publicly creative.
27:02And let's see.
27:04Done.
27:06Shithubhaji, today a special guest is here.
27:10His name is Charles.
27:11Charles, a very beautiful and beautiful person today.
27:13He is here today.
27:14Charles, for the sake of the time,
27:15a lot of applause.
27:16Come on.
27:21We have our event in the event.
27:23Yes.
27:24And Charles, who was hosting this event,
27:26was in the office in Netflix.
27:28Brilliant host, Charles.
27:34I want to tell you something first to tell you about yourself.
27:38And then what are your favorite things.
27:40So, first of all, women's, ladies first, right?
27:44Yes.
27:44So, Archana, Madam, the same thing.
27:46I love you.
27:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
27:49So, my name is Charles Rao.
27:51And I work for the National Association for the Blind India.
27:54So, we are the India's first National Association for the Blind India,
27:58which works from the cradle to the grave for the community.
28:03Oh, my story.
28:04What do you know?
28:04I am born blind, not from sighted to partially and partially to blindness.
28:09Someone asked me outside the show.
28:11When did you do comedy?
28:13I said, when I was born, you were the only comedy.
28:16And I would like to tell you something.
28:18Archana, Madam, it is for you.
28:20Do you know what is the difference between sympathy and empathy?
28:23Today I was going to a show and I was standing across the platform to cross the road.
28:28One person came and was running in his own way and I was stuck.
28:32He was stuck and he saw me.
28:34And he saw me.
28:34He said, no, no, no, no.
28:36I said, okay, okay.
28:36And I took him and I went and I went.
28:38I said, okay, okay, okay, I went and I went and left and left.
28:41And I went and left and left.
28:42I went and left.
28:42It disappeared.
28:44Someone left there and left me.
28:45And left me and left me.
28:46And I went and left me and left me.
28:48I was running from platform number 1-2, 2-1.
28:50Because people were in sympathy for me.
28:52They were running from sympathy.
28:54Yes.
28:54So, the story says that if you are left,
28:57you want to keep someone in your life,
28:58then you will keep them with empathy.
29:00And not that I just want to do something.
29:03I just want to leave someone.
29:05Charles, do you want to do one podcast?
29:08Yes, sir.
29:10Do you want to take your interview or have a client?
29:12Kapil, sir, I have brought something which is made by my hand,
29:15my friend, Mpraful.
29:19So, he's here.
29:20Beautiful.
29:21Thank you, brother.
29:22Thank you, sir.
29:38Thank you, sir.
29:47Thank you, sir.
29:49and he won the first season on the Indian television
29:50in the laughter challenge.
29:53He won his name.
29:54That's it.
29:56Please welcome Mr. Sunil Paal.
30:11Sunil, brother.
30:13Welcome, welcome.
30:28How are you, Sarji?
30:30I was just looking at how the shoes are wearing today.
30:36Sunil, you're very happy.
30:38Sunil, when you go to Munch, always say,
30:40I'm Sunil Paal, the comedy-like Laal,
30:43and this is the comedy-like Antakwadi.
30:47How did you see that?
30:48How did you see that?
30:49Do you follow some thoughts?
30:52Sir, they have so much killed.
30:54But there's nothing.
30:58What's your name?
31:03What?
31:04How did we get to kill them,
31:04and then what's all about them,
31:07which ones are killed,
31:09that will don't come out.
31:13All that doesn't come to understand,
31:15then those don't come to the society,
31:17and if they don't come to the society,
31:18then it becomes a path.
31:22What can I tell you, Kapil?
31:24I have to see this at the time.
31:29What's the story?
31:31One second.
31:32I've learned so much about you.
31:35I mean, I have so many difficulties
31:36that I am going to shoot a grenade from the crowd.
31:40What else?
31:41I don't do any difficulties.
31:42I don't perform the same.
31:44I'm going to talk to you.
31:46I don't have any difficulty with you.
31:48It's just one thing.
31:49Why don't you brush me?
32:00The time of brushing is over.
32:03I've come here to polish it.
32:06I'm also going to polish it.
32:08Yes, yes.
32:09I'm going to go.
32:10Let's see.
32:13I'm going to go.
32:14But Sunil, you have to forgive them
32:16or not?
32:17Because this is a lot of love you.
32:19I'm going to request.
32:20I don't do anything.
32:21But I want to ask Sunil,
32:23what has done this time?
32:24I'm saying that if you have a good idea,
32:26then remember to be a bad guy.
32:28And if you have a bad idea,
32:30then only be a bad guy.
32:32I'll keep reading this.
32:33Where I've read some of the news,
32:35wherever the news has been,
32:37it's been seen in Sunil Paal's videos.
32:43They haven't put either.
32:45No, they haven't.
32:45Even since they haven't put them in the comments.
32:51They just like they have made that on the comments.
32:54Sunil Paal,
32:55I genuinely like one number, from 10 to 10.
33:03Thank you very much, Kapil.
33:06Thank you very much that you have such a good film,
33:08which is Jengiz's Meafil.
33:09These are Jengiz's two superstars.
33:12What did I say about them?
33:14They got a new name, Showstopper.
33:18I feel like this is a very cool life moment,
33:20that I feel like this generation of goat comics
33:23and the last generation of goat comics.
33:25They have cut so much of a hole,
33:27that they were able to get out.
33:28Sir, they were awarded you.
33:33Thank you very much.
33:36Thank you very much.
33:39Sir, you're in attack mode.
33:43No, no, no.
33:45Love you, love you.
33:46Thank you very much.
33:48Thank you very much.
33:48I have a question in my mind.
33:49Sunil, where do I know you?
33:50The first laughter challenge,
33:51you're a winner.
33:52We were watching you.
33:53We thought we'd also give you an audition.
33:54And you,
33:55I was sitting in that office,
33:57we were coming to our front,
33:59so there were 6 months of dates
34:00after 6 months.
34:01Sunil, how many months are busy for the next 6 months?
34:03You've earned a lot of money.
34:04That day,
34:05you came to my film's premiere to Chapel.
34:07Yes.
34:08What was your strategy behind that?
34:09What is it?
34:11I thought that
34:13one of the biggest people will come,
34:14then we will see the big, big, big.
34:17I feel more handsome,
34:18I feel so big.
34:19What's your goal, sir?
34:20I just think I'll just fly in the camera.
34:22I thought I'll just do something like that.
34:26I'm different.
34:28Yes.
34:29I feel like you're watching a lot.
34:31You were watching a lot.
34:32You're watching a lot.
34:34You're watching a lot.
34:35I don't know.
34:36I don't know.
34:36They're watching a lot.
34:37They're watching a lot.
34:37They're watching a lot.
34:40They're watching a lot.
34:41I have to tell you
34:44I have to tell you
34:48I have to tell you
34:51I have to tell you
34:53I have to tell you
34:53You know
34:54You know
34:57My mother is happy
34:58I have to tell you
34:59I remember a lot of time
35:02We came to a laughter challenge
35:04Pakistan is a legendary comedian
35:07He said something
35:08There is a competition
35:11The film star
35:12Heroine
35:13What is it?
35:15You are happy
35:16You are happy
35:17You have to take a lot of laughter
35:19You have to take a lot of laughter
35:23But what you are doing
35:25It is a noble work
35:26We love you
35:30Yes
35:30I just request
35:34I have never done this
35:36I have never done this
35:37I have never done this
35:41As a comedian
35:42Genuinely
35:43I feel very bad
35:45When we are angry
35:46When we are angry
35:47When we are angry
35:47When we are angry
35:54When we are angry
35:55So we are angry
35:57I will not
36:00The one
36:00If you are angry
36:03Now
36:04You are angry
36:05We are working
36:05We are having a debate
36:07Yes
36:08Debate
36:09What should happen in comedy
36:10What should happen in comedy
36:10What should happen in comedy
36:11Very good
36:12Done sir, let's go
36:29Welcome to Jigs News Debate.
36:34Now tonight, in the debate, debate in the tonight.
36:44Here you have to say what you have to say, it doesn't matter, just say, noise pollution has to be
36:50there.
36:53Add a nice noise pollution and become a debate.
36:58Let me introduce.
37:03My face is sitting on my hand.
37:07Two dogs, one mother.
37:10Sorry, sorry, sorry.
37:13Two dogs, one dog.
37:15Sunil Palser.
37:39Let's concentrate on the defense.
37:42Relax, relax.
37:43Let's sit here and sit here.
37:49What's your name, brother?
37:53Look, I can't tell my real name for security reasons,
37:57but my social media name is Bihsi Darinda.
38:01Bihsi Darinda?
38:02I'm going to talk a different place.
38:04My card is also called Bihs Union.
38:08So, where have you been talking about?
38:10You don't believe me.
38:13I've been talking about Bihsi.
38:15I've been talking about Bihsi.
38:16I've been talking about Bihsi.
38:18And the night of Bihsi, I was just living in bed.
38:21Now, I'm like, Sidhu Saab,
38:23should live alone in a pool of water.
38:26I said, your daughter is here.
38:28I said, you don't want to go through my bed.
38:31So, I've been talking about Bihsi.
38:32So we have to know what is comedy in some shows.
38:44I want to know that.
38:46Excuse me.
38:48I want to know that.
38:49Excuse me.
38:51I want to know that.
38:53Can we avoid this topic?
38:55No, we cannot, sorry.
38:57No, no, no.
38:58No, no.
38:59It will be today.
39:01Today it will be today.
39:02Today it will be today.
39:05Today it will be today.
39:06Today it will be on topic.
39:11One minute.
39:13It is a lounge.
39:19Uncle please can you shut up?
39:21Uncle, uncle.
39:22One minute.
39:23Uncle is your mother.
39:24Yes, of course he may go,
39:27I will give this question.
39:29What is comedy is.
39:31There is no extraordinary appearance,
39:32no gender.
39:33The word is covered as a times man,
39:35hands,
39:37also百 generator,
39:38something,
39:39a destacar singer is getting cut from a sundry canvas
39:43as opposed by a similar campaign.
39:44That can be considered as either.
40:12Let me add, let me add, can you just shut up, please, two minutes, two minutes.
40:16Can we just listen to me?
40:47We are coming from the dark.
40:52Now you have no chance.
40:55You have no chance.
40:57There is no chance.
41:00No, no, no, no, no.
41:02No, no, no.
41:04You have no chance.
41:06You have no chance.
41:09One thing you have no chance.
41:10If you are from Nagpur, why do you have vitamin C?
41:17Mr. Anbeer, what do you think?
41:19What do you think about?
41:22Read this.
41:23Don't say we don't know anything.
41:32Don't say we don't see anything.
41:50I support it.
41:52I'm a very young man in my mindset.
41:54So I'm fluid.
41:55First, tell me what's your age?
42:00I don't know how many years I've been playing.
42:02Like a young man, he's a young man.
42:05Okay, you tell me, what's your age?
42:12Sir, I think that a young man is a young man.
42:15Come here.
42:17Come here.
42:19Come here.
42:20Come here.
42:25Sir, I think that a young man is a young man.
42:31People just see that they are a young man.
42:34But they don't see them behind.
42:56So once upon a time, Victor said, laughter.
43:01I don't know who.
43:04But he just said that.
43:05And I heard it.
43:08Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
43:10What do you mean?
43:11I don't know.
43:13I don't care what Victor said.
43:15But what I am sure to say, I care.
43:18Oh.
43:18I say that there% of small community.
43:21Last thing you said.
43:21My point of comfort is true.
43:22What issue is true.
43:22I also think that there are small leading girls.
43:24Of small and small individuals.
43:25And there are silly things around me.
43:29She works as little.
43:30It's like when I'm excessive thinking.
43:31I love something.
43:33делает thing you, he is.
43:34For example, this is a smackho.
43:40It's up and running.
43:44I'm just zuen.
43:55I get it, I get it, yeah. I get this.
43:59But today I want to confess one thing.
44:01This is the wordplay I learned from Sunil Paal.
44:07I respect that.
44:08In their wordplay, the class is great.
44:12I've always seen this.
44:15One person is saying that Sunil Gao is saying.
44:19What do you think?
44:21My uncle?
44:23He never said that.
44:27Sometimes it happens sometimes.
44:28In the direction of the person who never sleeps in the night,
44:31I don't.
44:35My personal question was,
44:38the comedy
44:40the comedy
44:41so which comedy
44:44is that comedy
44:45is
44:45tell you
44:52what you said
44:58Look I want to say this
45:00the comedy
45:02comedy
45:02the comedy
45:04and
45:06I want to say one thing
45:08Sunil Gavaskarbala is better
45:09he was also mine
45:13he was also mine
45:14I have been following them all
45:18I have been following them
45:19this is the first joke
45:19which is not us
45:23Let me move on to the next topic
45:27Dada Ji Ney Padosan
45:28Pichis Seppokra
45:30Chini Churate
45:32Dekha baat ghum gai
45:33To kya boss lekar baat ghumane ka aart hai comedy
45:37is wrong to ask you
45:38Aart kada mudeh pada nil
45:40Lekin fart mein padi comedy hai
45:43Mene dekha Suneel ji
45:45Aapne object kiya tha
45:47fart wali comedy ke oopper
45:49What's wrong with it?
45:50Gas pass hore hai? It's fart
45:52It's fart! What's the problem?
45:54It's a natural possessed fart
46:24I want to tell you
46:27Lekin fart ki hijja disleyeni
46:28Kyunki usnei galat raasta chila
46:35Can I move to the next topic?
46:38Yes, yes, yes
46:39Next topic is hum
46:40Chutkalo mein comedy mein
46:43Hathi chiti
46:45Gadeka
46:47Words use karte hai
46:49Look at it
46:50Why?
46:51Look at it
46:52Because they don't have voice
46:56Why?
46:58You are talking about where?
47:00Why do we do that?
47:01You are talking about
47:05You are talking about
47:05What you want to say
47:06You are talking about
47:10Ghande
47:11Chiti hathi ka zikr
47:13Ishtimal kyu kiya jata hai?
47:14I am talking about
47:26Murgiyo ka bhi zikr
47:27I am talking about
47:30I am talking about
47:33I disagree
47:35I disagree
47:36But you say that
47:37Two ande
47:38Yes
47:38I can give three ande
47:39Who is the third?
47:41Look at it
47:44One
47:45Two
47:46Three
47:46Three
47:47Three
47:48Aar
47:48Give me two
47:51Two
47:51Two
47:51Two
47:51One
47:51Two
47:54This is airport
47:56800 rupes
47:56Why 2800 rupes
47:58I am talking about
48:00Gyana
48:00a pilot
48:01One
48:01One
48:06One
48:07One
48:07One
48:07One
48:07One
48:08One
48:08One
48:18Next move, is my question, what do you want to say about this?
48:32Nation wants to know.
48:35Give me a question.
48:40Look, I want to say that the big one is getting the big one to listen to the big one.
48:54So what should someone else have to say about this?
48:58According to my opinion, the big one has no problem.
49:03Come here.
49:05You tell me something about this.
49:06Sir, look, I think it depends on how far the big one is standing from you.
49:13If he is standing in the past, he should not say.
49:17But if he is far, he can run and run.
49:20He can run.
49:22Correct.
49:23And then if you don't say the big one, you don't say the big one.
49:25And if you don't say the big one, it's a great deal.
49:29And if you say the big one, it's a great deal.
49:29It's a great deal.
49:38This guy is so good.
49:44I want to ask you something.
49:45This guy is like a big one.
49:46Your face is like a cycle.
49:48And now, why are you talking to me?
49:51This is an example that I am giving.
49:53You can see it.
49:54It's right, the cycle begins.
49:57Your face is like a family.
49:59Your face is like a small head.
50:05Your face is like a big head.
50:11This is an example.
50:40Is this the news?
50:56Is this the news?
51:10Is this the news?
51:21Is this the news?
51:40Is this the news?
51:43Is this the news?
51:44Is this the news?
51:45Is this the news?
52:36Is this the news?
52:55Is this the news?
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