00:14Welcome to the grand re-opening of WizzTech!
00:24We owe a big debt of gratitude to Justin Russo
00:28for saving WizzTech by removing the plastic balls from our hallowed holes.
00:35And we know how dangerous plastic is to wizards.
00:39We hate plastic! We hate plastic!
00:43Thank you, thank you. We're wizards. We all hate plastic, right?
00:50Saving WizzTech wouldn't have been possible without the generous financial support
00:55of the Wizz World industry, so...
01:04I hope that's okay with you, Professor.
01:07Of course. A few advertisements is a small price to pay for the re-opening of our beloved school.
01:15As long as the sign isn't made of plastic.
01:19Ah.
01:21Now, I would like to invite WizzTech student Hugh Normus to cut the ceremonial ribbon.
01:35Oh, no thanks. My giant hands will never fit in those scissors.
01:41I'll have to use my own.
01:50Gene!
01:53Oh, are you kidding me?
02:07Whoa!
02:09Oh, finally.
02:11TV Hall, I want it.
02:14All commercials.
02:18Thanks for coming back with me, Alex.
02:21And I promise I'll make you forget about that boyfriend who broke your heart.
02:28Yeah, Dean.
02:31Almost forgot about him.
02:33Thanks for hitting the reset button on that.
02:36I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
02:39Now, this is a new start for you.
02:42Now, you have no idea what's possible here.
02:45And you're a very special girl.
02:51Very, very special.
02:57More special than you will ever know.
03:00I'm sorry, I can't hear you with all this evil thunder.
03:05I said you're special.
03:07Oh, thank you.
03:10Ominous thunder and lightning brought to you by the Whiz World Weather Channel.
03:17Now, that could get annoying.
03:20You think this would look good with my board shorts?
03:24I'm going to get it anyway.
03:25Okay.
03:27You do that.
03:31Well, you know, everything's going to be a breeze.
03:33At the end, we'll no doubt justify the means.
03:36You can fix any problem with the slightest ease.
03:38Yes, please.
03:40But you might find out.
03:41It'll go to your head.
03:43When you write a report on a book you've never read.
03:45With a snap of your fingers, you can make you bad.
03:47That's why I said everything is not what it seems.
03:54When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams.
03:58You might run into trouble if you go to extremes.
04:02Because everything is not what it seems.
04:08Everything is not what it seems.
04:12When you can have what you want and bad is simpler to me.
04:17Be careful not to mess with the balance of things.
04:21Because everything is not what it seems.
04:36Junior, I cursed the castle so I could turn the whole place into a ballroom for the best birthday ever.
04:44Now it's ruined.
04:46Dad.
04:47I have a better evil plan.
04:50To restore our family's evil powers.
04:55Oh, now that is a fantastic birthday gift.
04:59But you know, I'd rather have some of those shoe skates.
05:03Size 10.
05:07Dad, focus.
05:11All we need to do is get Alex Russo up to the Tower of Evil with me.
05:17And then we can turn this place into an evil wizard school.
05:22Dad.
05:23Huh?
05:24That is a great evil plan.
05:26I am proud of you.
05:30Actually, actually, I didn't think of that.
05:33Justin Russo gave me the idea.
05:35Well, take credit for it anyway.
05:38And that's evil.
05:40Now, in the meantime, make sure no one sees this.
05:53Jake, me fruit dessert.
05:57My party's back on.
05:59No.
06:00No.
06:01This is Alex's boyfriend.
06:04I hid him in here in the supply closet so we can get Alex up to the Tower of Evil.
06:09Oh, it sounds delicious.
06:15Dad, I know what you're thinking.
06:18Don't eat it.
06:23Stop it.
06:25Oh, and, um, also, I need you to get rid of this silly wooden card Alex's boyfriend made for her.
06:34Oh, isn't that sweet?
06:36Dad, you're evil.
06:38Right.
06:45Oh, hey.
06:46Cool, Bruce.
06:47Who's this?
06:48My father.
06:49The evil one?
06:50Yes, I am.
06:52But defeated by your brother?
06:56Oh, right.
06:57I'm horribly defeated.
06:59I'm terribly defeated.
07:00I'm a mess.
07:01I'm just selling t-shirts here, not hiding anything back there in jiggly, fruity dessert.
07:08You are not good at hiding things.
07:14And by, um, hiding things, I mean hiding...
07:21What amazing deals these t-shirts are.
07:25Oh, these are pretty good deals.
07:27Yeah.
07:28Do you have this in blue?
07:29I'll have to look in the supply closet.
07:31Oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:36That's just, uh...
07:38Oh, look.
07:42It's the blue.
07:48I better get to class.
07:50When I was with Dean, we never went to class.
07:53Well, I'll try and be a better influence on you.
07:56Aw.
07:57A lot of people have tried.
07:58Good luck with that.
08:00Well, uh, how about after class, we have a picnic in this great place I know on top of
08:07the Tower of Evil?
08:08Oh, I was told to never go to places that are evil.
08:11Yeah, it was just named after, uh, William.
08:18Evil?
08:20The architect.
08:22He's famous for a lot of, a lot of buildings.
08:25Oh, yeah, I've heard of him.
08:26You have?
08:27No, we're just trying to impress you.
08:47Hey, Hugh.
08:50It's funny.
08:51It sounded like I said, hey, you.
08:54Oh.
09:00Anyway.
09:03What are you doing there, pulling a cereal box on a wagon?
09:06No.
09:07It's not cereal.
09:09It's a massive billboard.
09:13Wizworld Industries picked me to haul it around.
09:16You know, because I'm a giant.
09:19Well, if I ordered the cool binoculars on the back, maybe I could see it.
09:25Don't you think all these advertisements around here are a bit too much?
09:29Well, if by a bit too much, you mean a bit too terrific, then yes, check this out.
09:40Why buy Wizworld?
09:42Why not?
09:43I, uh, I wouldn't, I wouldn't wear that in class if I were you.
09:47Oh, I'm wearing it for class.
09:49Sign wearing 101.
09:52That's a class?
09:53Uh-huh.
09:55What about learning, learning wizardry and spells and potions, all, all the things that
10:00I love about WizTech?
10:02Woo!
10:03Wizworld!
10:08Wizworld Industries!
10:11They've got products, yes they do, they've got products to sell to you!
10:17Woo!
10:19Wizworld!
10:20Woo!
10:21Woo!
10:21Woo!
10:21Woo!
10:22Woo!
10:22Woo!
10:22Woo!
10:23Woo!
10:24I can learn to love that.
10:29No!
10:31All this advertising is corrupting my school!
10:35Woo!
10:42Oh!
10:44Sorry!
10:49Working on this from my advertising class called Blimpertizing.
10:54That's it!
10:55Wizworld said they put up a couple of signs.
10:58Those tiny little executives lied to me.
11:02Ugh!
11:03I need to speak to Professor Crump.
11:10Here we are.
11:12The entrance to the Tower of Evil.
11:15Shall we?
11:17I thought you said we were going to picnic.
11:20Where's your basket?
11:22Um...
11:23A bear took it.
11:27Look.
11:28If you're trying to make me scared of some pretend bear so you can put your arms around me, I'll
11:33play along.
11:34Watch.
11:35Oh no!
11:36A bear!
11:37Protect me!
11:39Oh no!
11:43A bear!
11:44Protect me!
11:46Although...
11:48It's nothing compared to this view.
11:54Why are you looking at me?
11:55Oh!
11:56I get it!
11:56I'm the view!
11:57Duh!
12:04Oh!
12:06Professor Crumbs.
12:07Look, I know I brought Wizworld Industries in, but nobody's learning anything except how
12:12to buy Wizworld products.
12:14Well, Wizworld products are high quality and affordable.
12:19Hi.
12:20This professor has been brought to you by Wizworld Industries.
12:26What was that?
12:28Wizworld Industries is sponsoring me.
12:31Kind of like a walk-a-thon.
12:32Except I get to keep the money.
12:35This has gone too far.
12:39Hey, Justin!
12:41I heard that Alex went up to the Tower of Evil.
12:48Where'd you hear that?
12:50Well, that's what everybody's talking about.
12:52Well, that and, um, my awesome sign flipping.
13:02Not to worry.
13:04Alex is perfectly safe as long as she doesn't go up there with Ronald Loncape.
13:10That's exactly who she went up there with.
13:13Oh, no.
13:14What do you mean, oh, no?
13:18I mean, if Alex goes up to the Tower of Evil and plays the Tetherball of Evil, she'll become
13:24evil.
13:24Oh, I love Tetherball.
13:26It's the only ball that you can never lose.
13:31Well, if Ronald and she become evil, then they have the evil strength to...
13:34To take over WizTech and make it evil.
13:36I knew that guy was evil.
13:39But then he talked me into believing that he wasn't evil.
13:43Which is totally evil of him!
13:46Come on!
13:47We gotta go stop him.
13:48Yeah.
13:50I'll stay here.
13:56Ooh, lovely.
14:01It's the strangest greeting card I've ever seen.
14:04I like this one.
14:06Yes.
14:07I don't think anybody's good at mine.
14:17Oh, wow.
14:19It's so romantic up here.
14:22We should look at the stars.
14:23It's kind of our thing.
14:24Yeah.
14:26You know what else is our thing?
14:28Playing Tetherball.
14:30Playing Tetherball?
14:32No, it isn't.
14:33Well, can it be?
14:37Uh, no.
14:39I think looking at the stars is more romantic than Tetherball.
14:43Well, then how about we stand here next to this pole and look up at the stars and then
14:51maybe just bat the ball around a little?
14:56I gotta tell you, Ronald, I'm not all that into playground games.
15:00I'm really into just being with you.
15:05Come on, Alex.
15:07Just one game.
15:08I don't even know how to play.
15:11You just keep hitting it back and forth for a little while.
15:14That sounds complicated.
15:15No.
15:17Hit it.
15:18No.
15:19Hit it.
15:20No.
15:21Hit it.
15:22No.
15:23Hey, I'm doing it.
15:25Good.
15:26Keep going.
15:27Oh.
15:30It's glowing.
15:31Ha ha ha.
15:32It's working.
15:33Why is it glowing?
15:35This is good.
15:36This is good.
15:37Why is this good?
15:40Because it's our thing.
15:42It's not our thing.
15:46Alex, no!
15:53Woo!
15:55That was a lot of stairs.
16:00I should really run instead of hiding under the bleachers during P.E.
16:06Why didn't you guys just take the elevator?
16:09There's an elevator?
16:11Oh.
16:12There needs to be better signage in this tower of evil.
16:17What are you guys even doing here?
16:19Alex, you've got to stop playing tetherball or you're going to turn evil.
16:22Oh, you're too late, Justin.
16:26In less than a minute, Alex and I will have turned evil to destroy WizTech and begin our
16:33evil lives together.
16:35What?
16:35Oh, I heard him.
16:36He said that you and he are going to start your evil lives together.
16:40Congratulations!
16:42It's too late to stop the evil, Justin.
16:45Your sister has served her purpose.
16:48Wait, is that why you brought me up here?
16:51For evil?
16:52You used me to complete your evil plan?
16:55Well, that could have been any Russo.
16:58Come on, Justin.
16:59Let's go spit over the edge.
17:03I guess it had to be you.
17:07Max!
17:07We're trying to stop evil.
17:10You fight evil your way, I'll fight it mine.
17:19You lied to me, Ronald.
17:21You told me that I was special and I fell for it.
17:24I can't believe I broke up with Dean.
17:26He broke up with you.
17:28Look, the story we're telling everybody is that I broke up with him, okay?
17:32Well, maybe you won't turn evil.
17:34Maybe it's not too late.
17:35Whiz World Industries is proud to announce that evil will commence in three, two, one.
17:45Evil.
17:52Yeah, it's too late.
17:57I don't look like him, do I?
18:00I don't look like him, do I?
18:07Professor Crumbs, we're too late.
18:09I would have been here sooner, but somebody spit on me.
18:13I had to change my robes.
18:16Bullseye!
18:17Yeah, well, you didn't make it.
18:19My evil powers have been restored.
18:24I am taking over Whiz Tech and making it evil.
18:29And, um, Professor Crumbs, um, I'm firing you, and just to prove that I am evil, I'll take
18:42that beard.
19:07Before I go, I'd like to give Alex something that I believe belongs to her.
19:17I can't get used to looking at him without the beard.
19:24It's from Dean.
19:26That's impossible.
19:29Dear Russo, I was thinking maybe I should start calling you Alex.
19:34So here goes.
19:36Dear Alex, I like you.
19:39Signed, Moriarty.
19:40I mean, Dean.
19:44Aw, Dean.
19:47And there's not a crate on it.
19:49It wasn't an assignment.
19:51Then why'd he break up with me?
19:53He didn't.
19:55I did.
19:57And you fell for it.
20:01I'm stopping seeing you.
20:03See you in school.
20:05It was you?
20:09Absolutely.
20:11And now, evil is mine.
20:20Oh, my gosh, evil has taken over.
20:23We gotta warn the others.
20:26There's an elevator.
20:35These things are slow.
20:39Wait a minute.
20:42There is a way evil can be undone.
20:46If one of the tetherball players is in love, then evil is cancelled.
20:51Ronald, are you in love with anyone?
20:59Yes.
21:02Is that someone yourself?
21:06Yes.
21:12Doesn't count.
21:14Alex Rousseau, are you in love with someone?
21:18Oh, my goodness.
21:20I guess I am.
21:23I'm in love with Dean.
21:25I believe you are.
21:37What's happening to me?
21:39The natural power of love?
21:42No!
21:47Oh, I found him attractive.
21:52Well, you can love Dean, but he can't love you back.
22:01What are you saying, Ronald?
22:02I've trapped your precious Dean in a jiggly fruit dessert,
22:07and I've hidden him somewhere you will never find him.
22:13Finally.
22:17All right, son.
22:21Having all this jiggly fruit dessert around is just too tempting.
22:24I thought I'd better hide your encased boy up here.
22:29Dean!
22:30Oh, no.
22:33Dad, this is why we failed at being an evil family all these years.
22:39Evil is one thing, but mean is a hurt that never goes away.
22:47All right.
22:50No one try and follow us, or Lumber Boy gets it.
22:54No, wait!
22:55Dean!
22:57Justin, we have to take the stairs.
22:59Couldn't we just wait for the elevator to come back up?
23:01It'll be like...
23:01Justin, even I know that's a bad idea.
23:06Fine.
23:07Grab my hands.
23:08We're wizards.
23:10We'll take our own way down.
23:21Pillows for feet spell.
23:23Nice one, Justin.
23:24I know.
23:25Pillows for feet.
23:26Never thought I'd use it.
23:30Oh, man.
23:32I can do my own spits.
23:35Not your spit.
23:37Bullseye.
23:56Bullseye.
23:57And curses.
23:58Not hot.
24:00I'll take my beard back.
24:23I'll take my beard back.
24:28Hey, Russo.
24:29I came by to give you something.
24:32Oh, no.
24:33I lost it.
24:34I'll go make you another one.
24:35No.
24:36Um.
24:38I think you dropped it.
24:42Read it to me.
24:48Dear Russo,
24:49I was thinking maybe I should start calling you Alex.
24:53So here it goes.
24:56Dear Alex,
24:58I like you.
25:00So I'm a Oriardi.
25:02I mean, Dean.
25:05Aw.
25:06I love it.
25:08You do?
25:09Yes.
25:12And I love
25:16this card.
25:19You just said that.
25:21Well, that's how much I love it.
25:23I love it so much.
25:26More than you will ever know.
25:32Why do you say it like that?
25:34I don't know.
25:35I thought I'd give it a shot,
25:36but it's not really me, huh?
25:44All right.
25:46First one down the staircase wins.
25:49I'll even give you a 10-second head start.
25:52You're on.
25:53Go.
25:54Go.
25:55One,
25:55two,
25:56three.
26:03I knew you were going to do that,
26:05and I'm still going to beat you.
26:07No.
26:08No.
26:09Wait.
26:10Wait.
26:11Wait.
26:15No.
26:15ARGH!
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