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00:00:00The End
00:00:19Is that where she keeps it?
00:00:21Mm-hmm.
00:00:30Is that where she is?
00:00:39Yes.
00:00:40You're the one who is here!
00:00:41I'm not sure.
00:00:42It's the one who is here.
00:00:46No, no, no!
00:00:47No!
00:00:47No!
00:00:48No!
00:00:49No!
00:00:52No!
00:00:53No!
00:00:58No!
00:00:59Oh, no!
00:01:18Whoa!
00:01:40Oh, my God.
00:02:15I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker too.
00:02:59I'll have my revenge.
00:03:29I'll have my revenge.
00:03:52I'll have my revenge.
00:03:53I'll have my revenge.
00:04:06I'll have my revenge.
00:04:36I'll have my revenge.
00:04:51No boys!
00:04:52Who the hell are you?
00:04:55Ordinarily, I don't mind seeing a woman get a good beating if she deserves it.
00:04:59Yeah.
00:05:00But this doesn't look like much of a contest to me.
00:05:02You picked the wrong town to stop in, stranger.
00:05:06He's gonna stop here permanently.
00:05:08You know who we are?
00:05:11The village idiot and the two runners up.
00:05:13Get him!
00:05:21Yeah!
00:05:24Hey, take it easy.
00:05:29I don't even know these guys.
00:05:48I don't even know these guys.
00:05:59Go.
00:06:21Go.
00:06:23Go.
00:06:26Go.
00:06:44You know, I've got a nice big room upstairs.
00:06:51What do you say, the three of us go up there and...
00:06:54I need to talk to you.
00:06:55Line form's on the right.
00:06:56You've got to help me.
00:06:58One rescue a day. That's my policy.
00:07:02It's a matter of life and death.
00:07:05Do the words walk east till your hat floats mean anything to you?
00:07:08Hey, you princess.
00:07:09I thought we told you to get out of town.
00:07:21Come here.
00:07:22Come here.
00:07:32Come here.
00:07:35What's going on with you?
00:07:36Come on!
00:08:13Get out of here!
00:08:22Get out of here!
00:08:27Get out of here!
00:08:28Get out of here!
00:08:30Get in there!
00:08:31Come on!
00:08:32That's not coming.
00:08:33Get out of here!
00:08:34Get out of here.
00:08:34Look out!
00:08:35Look out!
00:08:37Behind you!
00:08:51Give me your son!
00:08:52Come on! Come on! The back door! Let's go!
00:09:05Let's go!
00:09:15Let's get out of here!
00:09:20After them!
00:09:44Let's go!
00:09:56I'm Evie!
00:09:58Deathstalker!
00:10:00Deathstalker?
00:10:00Uh-huh!
00:10:01Is that your first name or your last name?
00:10:15They're gamey!
00:10:31Woohoo!
00:10:35Woohoo!
00:10:37Woohoo!
00:10:39Woohoo!
00:10:40Woohoo!
00:10:41Woohoo!
00:10:42Woohoo!
00:10:47You're good.
00:10:48It helps in my line of work.
00:10:50What line of work is that?
00:10:53Oh, I like to call it the wealth redistribution business.
00:10:56Oh, so you rob from the rich and give to the poor?
00:10:58No, I rob from the rich and pretty much keep it.
00:11:02Do you think we lost them?
00:11:04You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to catch the Prince of Thieves.
00:11:10It is pretty early in the morning!
00:11:29Hold it! Which way do they go?
00:11:31Let them know!
00:11:32You go north!
00:11:32I'll have some.
00:11:33I'll double back, we'll meet here!
00:11:35But find them!
00:11:36Yeah.
00:11:45I think we finally lost them.
00:11:48I'm starving here.
00:11:50Just a second.
00:11:51Haven't had a thing to eat since last night at the Boods.
00:11:58Here, try it.
00:11:59It's my specialty.
00:12:01Oh, your specialty, huh?
00:12:04Like it?
00:12:06Mmm!
00:12:07Good.
00:12:08Very good.
00:12:09Um, try some water too, please.
00:12:17Thank you, that was great.
00:12:19Great.
00:12:20Boy, you must have really been hungry.
00:12:22Mmm-hmm.
00:12:23More?
00:12:24Oh, no.
00:12:25Couldn't eat another bite.
00:12:26Couldn't eat another bite.
00:12:27I know I kind of messed things up for you before.
00:12:33Excuse me.
00:12:34Just struck me funny.
00:12:36But I'm willing to make it up to you.
00:12:38I'm listening.
00:12:39I can tell your future.
00:12:41No, really.
00:12:43I'm a seer.
00:12:44It's a gift I've had since childhood.
00:12:46Okay, things can't get much worse, I guess.
00:12:49Shoot.
00:12:51Spirits of tomorrow, hear my call.
00:12:59Do you want to keep that to a minimum?
00:13:01I see you embarking on a heroic quest.
00:13:04It shall become legend.
00:13:05And storytellers shall recount your many exploits down through the ages.
00:13:09Well, I sure hope they get my name right.
00:13:12An image is coming to me.
00:13:14Yes.
00:13:16I see it so clear.
00:13:18A young woman.
00:13:19No.
00:13:20A princess.
00:13:21A princess?
00:13:23Is she rich?
00:13:24She's calling to you.
00:13:25Help me.
00:13:27Help me, Deathstalker.
00:13:28Only you can save me.
00:13:30She's in trouble?
00:13:32Oh, big trouble.
00:13:33A matter of life or death.
00:13:35Yeah.
00:13:35Why?
00:13:37What?
00:13:38I see someone else.
00:13:40Dark and evil.
00:13:42This is bad.
00:13:43This is real bad.
00:13:45The princess is being imprisoned by Jerak.
00:13:48An evil sorcerer.
00:13:50Are there any other kind?
00:13:52He's also a great swordsman.
00:13:54Even greater than Deathstalker.
00:13:57Better than me?
00:13:57Wait!
00:13:59He's laughing at you.
00:14:01Come and get me, Deathstalker.
00:14:04If you dare.
00:14:05What?
00:14:06This sorcerer?
00:14:07Where do I find him?
00:14:08In the land of Jafir.
00:14:11Where the hell is that?
00:14:12Oh, it's a long and perilous journey.
00:14:14Oh, figures.
00:14:15Many dangers.
00:14:16Witches, dragons, ogres.
00:14:18Let's get down on the tourist trade.
00:14:20You shall confront them all, emerge victorious, and reap a fabulous reward.
00:14:25The all-seeing eye never lies.
00:14:29And this is going to get me into the legends.
00:14:32Right up there with Conan.
00:14:34Ho, ho!
00:14:37Whoa!
00:14:40Sorry.
00:14:41You all right?
00:14:43Yes.
00:14:44Well, what about the reward?
00:14:45When I know more, you know more.
00:14:47Well, that settles it, then.
00:14:49I'm out of here.
00:14:50Where are you going?
00:14:52Let's go.
00:14:53I'm not getting any younger, you know.
00:14:55Go?
00:14:56To Jafir?
00:14:57Now?
00:14:58You got it, sis.
00:15:01Wait a minute.
00:15:01Wait a minute.
00:15:03There's still more soup.
00:15:21Next.
00:15:26Have you found the princess yet?
00:15:28I'm working on it.
00:15:29She won't get far.
00:15:31You should have never let her escape.
00:15:33She might come back and take a throw.
00:15:37A waif pretending to be a princess?
00:15:39Who would believe it?
00:15:42Why don't you just kill her?
00:15:46Evie, darling.
00:15:48Evie, darling.
00:15:48We've gone over this a dozen times before.
00:15:52I created you from the original soul of the princess.
00:15:55An exact duplicate in all respects.
00:15:58Unfortunately, I haven't had time to work out the bugs.
00:16:03In other words, if she dies...
00:16:07You die.
00:16:09But once I've made a few minor adjustments in the formula,
00:16:12I can duplicate anyone, then eliminate the original.
00:16:15Now, my dear, please run along.
00:16:16These brief practice sessions are the only leisure I allow myself.
00:16:21And I enjoy them so much more.
00:16:23Alone.
00:16:27I'll be in my chamber.
00:16:29Waiting.
00:16:30As you wish, my dear.
00:16:32As you wish.
00:16:34Next.
00:16:39Sultana.
00:16:41You know how I hate standing in line.
00:16:44You look marvelous.
00:16:46Lovely as a rose.
00:16:47We can dispense with the pleasantries, if you don't mind.
00:16:51After what you've done to me, I'd hardly call this visit a pleasure.
00:16:54Whatever do you mean, my dear?
00:16:56You never would have been able to put that little blonde bitch of yours
00:16:58up on the throne without my help.
00:17:00Let alone get rid of the real one.
00:17:03You were paid handsomely.
00:17:04I did not come here to bicker with you, Jerak, my dear.
00:17:07I have a proposition for you.
00:17:09You wish to have the princess Evie return to you.
00:17:12I wish to settle a score with a certain varlet
00:17:14who is escorting her back here.
00:17:16I have a man shadowing them now.
00:17:18Doubtless you'll remember Chin, the buccaneer.
00:17:20Chin, the one eye.
00:17:22The man's a second-rate amateur.
00:17:24In any event, you will assist him.
00:17:26Evie is mine.
00:17:28And the meddler?
00:17:29Deathstalker.
00:17:31Deathstalker?
00:17:33Oh, very well.
00:17:34He's yours.
00:17:35Enjoy.
00:17:36Done.
00:17:38Always a pleasure, Sultana.
00:17:40Likewise, I'm sure.
00:17:42Next!
00:18:13Why do they call you the Prince of Thieves?
00:18:17Because I'm the best.
00:18:18But you're not a real prince.
00:18:20Which way?
00:18:21The West Road.
00:18:23Are you sure?
00:18:24Absolutely. The crystal ball never lets me down.
00:18:27The West Road.
00:18:29You sure about that?
00:18:31The West Road.
00:18:34If you had the chance to marry a real princess, would you do it?
00:18:37No, I wouldn't.
00:18:39Why not?
00:18:39Because being a princess brings out the worst in a woman.
00:18:42Always whining and pouting and acting like a spoiled little brat if they don't get their own way off.
00:19:02Give it to me, Chen. What do you got?
00:19:04That stalker's as good as in the grave.
00:19:07Look, sailor, don't carve a tombstone so readily.
00:19:10He has as many lives as a cat.
00:19:12And remember, the last one belongs to me.
00:19:16If he's made of flesh and blood, he can die.
00:19:20Never underestimate the strength of an enemy.
00:19:22Especially an accomplished fighter like Stalker.
00:19:25You telling me how to do my job, Sultana?
00:19:27Just giving you some friendly advice.
00:19:29Well, keep it to yourself.
00:19:30I'll bring Stalker to you on a platter.
00:19:33Like a piece of raw meat.
00:19:35Oh, yeah?
00:19:36Yeah, I've got just the butchers to do it.
00:19:40Say hello to crazy Otto Rheingold, the mad Prussian.
00:19:43Solely responsible for the Lemurian massacres that killed hundreds and left thousands homeless.
00:19:48I'm sure you recognize Ed the Hedge Shemansky.
00:19:51Five years on the Genghis Khan strike force.
00:19:53Part-time consultant to Attila the Hun.
00:19:56Next, John the Baptist Bombasso.
00:19:58Drowning the specialty.
00:20:00Beside him, Nick the Crippler of Kashmir.
00:20:03I think his name says it all.
00:20:04And last but not least, a real find.
00:20:08Buddy Footstool LaRosa.
00:20:10Only recently dismissed by Ivan the Terrible for excessive brutality.
00:20:16Still skeptical?
00:20:18You bet I am.
00:20:21Suit yourself.
00:20:23Come on, boys.
00:20:33Okay, men. Let him have it.
00:20:43Close, men. But don't kill. Not yet.
00:20:58Close your eyes.
00:21:00That's a good thing.
00:21:01That's a good thing.
00:21:02No.
00:21:24This is an open- Juris Khan.
00:21:24This has a good thing.
00:21:24I like the rules.
00:21:24The rules are the rules.
00:21:24The rules are the rules.
00:21:24I like the rules.
00:21:38I think we better find another way.
00:21:41Oh, really? You think so?
00:21:42West Road, right.
00:21:46Who are they?
00:21:48You tell me. You're the seer.
00:21:49Well, they're trying to kill us.
00:21:52Somebody give the lady a cigar.
00:21:55Look, if they were trying to kill us,
00:21:56they could have done it way back down the road.
00:21:59No, they're after something.
00:22:01You sure you're telling me everything?
00:22:02I told you it was going to be a long and perilous journey, didn't I?
00:22:05Yeah, yeah, witches, ogres, all that bad stuff.
00:22:14You and your visions.
00:22:20Anything's coming handy.
00:22:23Where are you going?
00:22:25Just stay put.
00:22:26I want to help.
00:22:27You've done plenty already.
00:22:35That'll be fine, boys.
00:22:37Save your arrows.
00:23:00No!
00:23:01No!
00:23:02No!
00:23:03No!
00:23:04No!
00:23:20Oh, my God.
00:23:44Oh, my God.
00:24:19Oh, my God.
00:24:31Oh, my God.
00:24:45Oh, my God.
00:24:51Oh, my God.
00:25:03Oh, my God.
00:25:06Oh, my God.
00:25:21Oh, my God.
00:25:26Oh, my God.
00:25:31Oh, my God.
00:25:36Oh, my God.
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:26:17Oh, my God.
00:26:19Oh, my God.
00:26:26Oh, my God.
00:26:41Oh, my God.
00:26:54Oh, my God.
00:27:02Oh, my God.
00:27:02Oh, my God.
00:27:02Oh, my God.
00:27:17Oh, my God.
00:27:32Oh, my God.
00:27:33Oh, my God.
00:27:37Oh, my God.
00:27:40Oh, my God.
00:27:50Oh, my God.
00:27:54Oh, my God.
00:27:56Oh, my God.
00:28:00Oh, my God.
00:28:03Oh, my God.
00:28:03You're not really going in there.
00:28:13Don't go in there. It's dark.
00:28:15Look, relax, will you?
00:28:20Well, come on in. What are you waiting for?
00:28:26Oh, come on. It's a little smelly, but what could happen?
00:28:45Stalker?
00:29:16You know, sir, grave robbing is not only morally repulsive,
00:29:21but I believe it carries a rather stiff penalty in these parts.
00:29:25Who the hell are you?
00:29:27Forgive me for not introducing myself properly,
00:29:29but I assumed a person with even your limited deductive powers could have guessed.
00:29:34Jerrack.
00:29:46Stalker!
00:29:48Jerrack.
00:30:02Stalker!
00:30:03Get out here!
00:30:05Stalker, get out here!
00:30:07I'd offer you my hand, sir,
00:30:10but it's both tiring and inconvenient to be at two places at once,
00:30:14even for a sorcerer.
00:30:16So if you'll be so good as to excuse me,
00:30:18I have a rather pressing engagement to attend to.
00:30:21And, oh, by the way, I've arranged one for you as well.
00:30:36Oh, son of a bitch.
00:30:38Oh, the old crushing war routine, huh?
00:30:41You couldn't do better than this?
00:30:50Stalker!
00:30:52Stalker!
00:30:54Stalker!
00:31:00Stalker!
00:31:03Stalker!
00:31:04Stalker!
00:31:08Stalker!
00:31:09God!
00:31:09Got to see our love around here someplace.
00:31:13Uh-huh.
00:31:20Stalker!
00:31:24Stalker!
00:31:33Oh, my God.
00:31:55Oh, my God, get out of here.
00:32:13Gosh, I'll leave you alone for five minutes.
00:32:16Look what happens.
00:32:18Come on.
00:32:20Come on.
00:32:21I'm coming.
00:32:22I'm coming.
00:32:32I'm coming.
00:32:35Come on.
00:32:36Come on.
00:32:37Come on.
00:32:38I'm coming.
00:32:54Don't you know another tune?
00:32:58Get out of here!
00:33:06It's happening again!
00:33:11Guards! Guards!
00:33:17No! No!
00:33:21No!
00:33:26Dinner is served, Your Majesty.
00:33:32You see the face on there?
00:33:34Too bad. Police party, though.
00:33:42No!
00:33:46I won't bite.
00:33:55No!
00:33:59No!
00:34:01No!
00:34:03No!
00:34:05No!
00:34:29You know, something funny is going on here.
00:34:31First, we get attacked by bandits.
00:34:34Then those damn zombies.
00:34:35What's next?
00:34:36Don't answer that.
00:34:39Every time it's like they're waiting for us.
00:34:42This Jarek guy, he's playing for keeps.
00:34:44I told you the path would be filled with perils.
00:34:47Yeah, yeah.
00:34:48We can forget the legend if you want to.
00:34:50There's still time to turn back.
00:34:52The ward's still up for grabs, isn't it?
00:34:54Uh-huh.
00:34:55Who said anything about turning back?
00:34:58Not me.
00:35:01Here.
00:35:02Looks like you could use this.
00:35:05What are you going to use?
00:35:07The fire won't last but a few more minutes.
00:35:09It'll be all right.
00:35:11Are you sure?
00:35:12There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:20I'm okay.
00:35:22Here.
00:35:31Isn't it cozy?
00:35:33Yeah, I think so.
00:35:36Stalker?
00:35:37Hmm?
00:35:37Is that your sword or are you just happy to see me?
00:35:58Well, what's the old crystal ball say about this one?
00:36:01Just follow the road to Baggett, turn west at a tree that looks like a rock, where you cross a
00:36:07dry river bed where the water is most shallow.
00:36:11What?
00:36:12Dry river?
00:36:12Just follow the mountains.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:15There aren't going to be any zombies or anything, are there?
00:36:17It's a clear road.
00:36:19No surprises.
00:36:20No surprises?
00:36:21No surprises.
00:36:22No surprises?
00:36:24No surprises?
00:36:24Some oracle you turned out to be.
00:36:26Three out of four is not bad.
00:36:28Uh, why I oughta.
00:36:36Rough crowd.
00:36:47Look, I...
00:36:49Uh, let me do the talking.
00:36:51Now listen, I think there's been some mistake, or maybe you haven't heard of me.
00:36:55Silence!
00:36:57Haven't we met before?
00:36:59No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:00I don't think so.
00:37:01I would have remembered.
00:37:03You look a lot.
00:37:04Like Evie of Jaffir, the demon princess, who raids our camps and burns our crops and steals our men.
00:37:11Me?
00:37:12A princess?
00:37:15Do I look like a princess to you?
00:37:17No.
00:37:18But my name is Rina.
00:37:19Rina the Seer.
00:37:22Rina?
00:37:23Oh, yeah.
00:37:24Her name's Rina, all right.
00:37:25Rina the Seer.
00:37:27Rina the Lawyer.
00:37:28Oh, well.
00:37:29Maybe I've made a mistake.
00:37:31Yeah.
00:37:32Uh, well.
00:37:33Now that we've, uh, cleared up this little misunderstanding and we're all friends again.
00:37:37Uh, maybe we could just be on our way.
00:37:42The girl may go.
00:37:44But not you.
00:37:47Deathstalker.
00:37:49So, you, you have heard of me.
00:37:51Oh, yes.
00:37:52Your legend precedes you.
00:37:55Your exploits as a womanizer are well known in these parts.
00:37:59Well, I am more of a lover than a fighter.
00:38:03I hope not.
00:38:05Huh?
00:38:06You'll be put on trial for your crimes against womanhood.
00:38:10Trial?
00:38:11Trial?
00:38:12Trial.
00:38:13By combat.
00:38:20You used to be able to do this great.
00:38:21How's it going?
00:38:23It's a farce.
00:38:24I could beat any of these women with my hands tied behind my back.
00:38:26That's the spirit.
00:38:27Come on.
00:38:28Come on.
00:38:28Let's get going.
00:38:29Let's get in the rain.
00:38:30Okay, okay.
00:38:31I don't want to stop shouting.
00:38:38Let's go.
00:38:41Let's go.
00:38:41Deathstalker.
00:38:42There he comes.
00:38:43According to our laws, we must settle all serious disputes in a trial by combat.
00:38:50Your opponent, in this contest, shall be none other than Gorgo,
00:38:56our fiercest warrior and my champion.
00:39:05I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:09Gorgo, come on down!
00:39:12You're taking candy from your baby. You name it.
00:39:15Don't you see her?
00:39:16Stalker!
00:39:17Will ya?
00:39:18Stalker!
00:39:19Look, I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:22I think you should keep at least one eye open.
00:39:25What are you talking about? What?
00:39:50This is, of course, a fight to the death.
00:39:55Naturally.
00:39:58Now, mercy.
00:40:02Well, may the best man...
00:40:07Skip it.
00:40:09Let the fight begin!
00:40:16That's a nice outfit. Do you have to buy your clothes at a special store?
00:40:26Get out!
00:40:27All right, come on!
00:40:32Whoa!
00:40:33Gargoyle! Gargoyle! Gargoyle!
00:40:57Gargoyle!
00:40:58Ah, come on.
00:41:19Here's what you gotta do.
00:41:20Stay away from her. Wear her out, run her down, get attacked.
00:41:24Attack? Yeah.
00:41:25If I'm still alive, I'll have her in five.
00:41:29Six, maybe.
00:41:31Seven at the outside.
00:41:34Get in, tiger.
00:41:53Not the hair! Not the hair!
00:41:55Oh, God!
00:41:58Anything doesn't happen!
00:42:05Get up! Okay, come on!
00:42:09Could I have just one moment of your time?
00:42:13No!
00:42:34You're looking good out there. You're doing a good job.
00:42:40Keep it up!
00:42:41Don't let her get you without running!
00:42:43You know, she may have the strength.
00:42:47I gotta stand her.
00:42:50Go get her!
00:42:53I gotta do a good job!
00:42:54Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:43:07Look up!
00:43:12Oh boy!
00:43:14Oh boy!
00:43:15Oh boy!
00:43:17No!
00:43:17No!
00:43:17Oh, no!
00:43:18Oh boy!
00:43:19Oh, yeah!
00:43:19No!
00:43:38Just what I want to know.
00:43:39Just putty in my hands. Putty in my hands.
00:43:49Ah!
00:43:57No! No!
00:44:19No!
00:44:31Get down! Get down!
00:44:34No!
00:44:36No!
00:44:42No!
00:44:50No!
00:44:53No!
00:44:55No!
00:44:56No!
00:44:59No!
00:45:00Kill her!
00:45:01Kill her!
00:45:02Kill her!
00:45:03Kill her!
00:45:04Kill her!
00:45:04What are you doing?
00:45:06This is a fight to the death!
00:45:10You want to kill her?
00:45:12Do it yourself.
00:45:13Kill her!
00:45:14Kill her!
00:45:15Kill her!
00:45:18Kill her!
00:45:19Kill her!
00:45:20Kill her!
00:45:22Kill her!
00:45:23That was incredible!
00:45:24You were great!
00:45:25Thanks, princess.
00:45:27Wait!
00:45:29Look, I know I haven't been completely on the level with you.
00:45:32Yeah, you can say that again.
00:45:33I can't believe I bought that whole bill of goods you tried to sell me.
00:45:37I bet you're not even a seer.
00:45:38Well, not a very good one.
00:45:40But I am a princess.
00:45:42Or I was.
00:45:44Jerk made a double of me, put her on the throne and seized the kingdom.
00:45:48Oh, that's good.
00:45:49That's rich.
00:45:50Try it on the next sap you meet.
00:45:52Look, I escaped, I needed help, and I didn't know whether you'd believe me.
00:45:56So you dangled fame and fortune in front of me like some kind of carrot?
00:46:00Didn't you think I might help you?
00:46:01Haven't you ever heard of honor among thieves?
00:46:03You mean you would've helped me without the money?
00:46:05I didn't say that!
00:46:06Steve.
00:46:10Look, begging your highness's pardon, but, uh, I'd rather be an obscure thief than a famous fool.
00:46:23I want her here and I want her here now!
00:46:25What?
00:46:25What in the hell did I say?
00:46:28Diddy, darling!
00:46:30I'm kidding!
00:46:30I was waiting around while that little bitch is out there fighting against me!
00:46:34Diddy, darling!
00:46:35Jerk!
00:46:36What do you want?
00:46:38I hate her!
00:46:40I hate her!
00:46:40I hate her!
00:46:40I hate her!
00:46:41Why haven't you found her yet?
00:46:44Patience, my little love bird.
00:46:45You needn't worry.
00:46:46I shall find her.
00:46:48You'll be pleased, though, I think, to learn that I have achieved what I believe to be a major breakthrough.
00:46:52I hope so.
00:46:53Every day I fade more and more.
00:46:56Soon I'll cease to exist.
00:46:58Come with me to my chamber.
00:47:00You shan't be disappointed.
00:47:02This better be good.
00:47:03I assure you, it will be good.
00:47:11In my hand, I hold the key to our success and happiness, my darling.
00:47:17The elixir.
00:47:18Elixir?
00:47:19Elixir which will sever your ties to the real princess forever.
00:47:22Now for the moment of triumph.
00:47:26A work of art, don't you think?
00:47:28I duplicated him as I duplicated you.
00:47:30Now for the test.
00:47:42You may have the honor.
00:47:52It works.
00:47:54Naturally.
00:47:55You made me so happy.
00:48:02Drink this and our little princess is as good as dead.
00:48:06Thank you again.
00:48:24Have you ever seen Death Stopper?
00:48:31Have you seen Death Stopper?
00:48:39Have you seen Death Stopper?
00:48:40There he is.
00:49:10I will drink then to your magnificent battle tonight.
00:49:15And the magnificent battle yet to come.
00:49:19Which one's that?
00:49:22Oh, that.
00:49:27Your body's close to me.
00:49:30But your mind seems far away.
00:49:35Just wait here.
00:49:38One minute.
00:49:40Don't go away.
00:49:49Stalker.
00:49:50Just think.
00:49:52Our lovemaking tonight may spawn generations of leaders to come.
00:49:57The passion in our hearts will burn like a great sensual fire.
00:50:01Melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy.
00:50:05Sounds good to me.
00:50:07Tomorrow.
00:50:08My servant will awaken us at dawn.
00:50:11You got to be kidding.
00:50:12After that fight, I was kind of looking forward to sleeping in.
00:50:15Oh, no.
00:50:16That's not possible.
00:50:17The ceremony traditionally is performed at daybreak.
00:50:20Ceremony?
00:50:21Ceremony?
00:50:21What ceremony?
00:50:22Our wedding ceremony.
00:50:32Oh, shit.
00:50:35Excuse me.
00:50:36Have you seen the girl I was with?
00:50:37I think she left a half hour ago.
00:50:39Thanks.
00:50:59I don't suppose you guys are hunters and I stepped into your bear trap.
00:51:03Shh.
00:51:04No.
00:51:05I didn't think so.
00:51:20Ah.
00:51:21Now that you're up, your royal highness, there are matters we need to discuss.
00:51:26You!
00:51:27You're the one who helped Jerak!
00:51:29In all the excitement, we never really did have a chance to sit down and talk.
00:51:32But now we can fix all that.
00:51:36Where's Deathstalker?
00:51:37Why should I tell you anything?
00:51:39Huh.
00:51:40I can think of lots of reasons.
00:51:42Here's one.
00:51:46I'll never talk.
00:51:49And do you know why?
00:51:51Jerak needs to keep me alive.
00:51:53You kill me and you're as good as dead and you know it.
00:51:56Do you know that I could drop you, say, up to your waist and you'd still be very much alive?
00:52:01Now where is Deathstalker?
00:52:06Somebody looking for me.
00:52:07Stalker!
00:52:08You came back!
00:52:09By popular demand.
00:52:11Get him!
00:52:14Let's go!
00:52:18Oh!
00:52:21Oh!
00:52:23Oh!
00:52:25Oh!
00:52:26Yeah!
00:52:28Oh!
00:52:40It's payback time, stalker!
00:52:45I'm all four, of course.
00:53:41I'm all four, of course.
00:53:42I'm all four, of course.
00:54:15What's the matter?
00:54:16Nothing. I just think there's a time and a place for everything.
00:54:19Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time,
00:54:21but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place.
00:54:34Lord Jarek, we've recovered the body.
00:54:38Get her in here at once, fools.
00:54:40Will there be anything else, my lord?
00:54:42Out, out.
00:54:43As you wish, my lord.
00:54:44procrastinate.
00:54:46Okay.
00:54:56Let's go.
00:55:22Welcome back.
00:55:36Welcome back.
00:55:59Very interesting.
00:56:01Is there another way in?
00:56:03Of course.
00:56:14Where do these tunnels go?
00:56:16Under the castle.
00:56:18What is that?
00:56:20The wind.
00:56:25Around the earth?
00:56:27It looks like he died with a gag in his mouth.
00:56:30Yeah, well, if he did, he never got a chance to tell it.
00:56:39Don't say it.
00:56:41Just don't say it.
00:56:42But...
00:56:42Every time you have a vision, something bad happens.
00:56:47Stalker!
00:56:47Get out of here.
00:56:48Get out of here!
00:56:53Hi, guys.
00:56:57Ah, Death Stalker.
00:56:59You needn't come through the servant's entrance.
00:57:02I would have welcomed you through the front gates.
00:57:04Oh, I've seen your welcoming committee.
00:57:06You know, despite your rather silly name, I hear you're quite an extraordinary swordsman.
00:57:11Like a demonstration?
00:57:12Another time, perhaps.
00:57:13Oh, God.
00:57:14I've forgotten.
00:57:15There won't be another time.
00:57:16You see, I couldn't possibly attain my current position by playing fair.
00:57:21Kill him.
00:57:23Stop!
00:57:26He's mine.
00:57:28Sultana?
00:57:29I thought she was dead.
00:57:31Not hardly.
00:57:33Well, I must say, you're looking better than ever.
00:57:35It's really great to be back here at the castle.
00:57:45Found her, boys!
00:57:55Poor girl fell off her horse.
00:57:57What can we do?
00:57:57Check her heart.
00:58:11I think we're revived.
00:58:12Oh, my God.
00:58:50Good evening, Dev Stalker.
00:58:52Doesn't look too good from here.
00:58:55Where's the little princess?
00:58:57You don't expect me to talk.
00:58:59No, no, no. I expect you to die.
00:59:03And I'm sorry to see you go.
00:59:05We could have made a great team.
00:59:08There's still time.
00:59:09I'm afraid time's run out for you.
00:59:11Did you ever think about joining our side?
00:59:15Goodbye, Dev Stalker.
00:59:17I should have stood in bed.
00:59:26Mother.
00:59:31Princess wants to see you.
00:59:38That got laid off.
00:59:39Things were tough for our family for a long time.
00:59:45What's this?
00:59:48Most of my gentlemen collars bring flowers.
00:59:51Damn, my mistake.
00:59:53I must have given them the wrong princess.
00:59:55I don't want to shock you,
00:59:56but there's another girl running around here
00:59:57that's a dead ringer for you.
00:59:58That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter.
01:00:02That's funny,
01:00:03because that's exactly what she said about you.
01:00:05Uh, say,
01:00:06would you mind calling off your hogs here?
01:00:13Big laughs, these guys.
01:00:14Next time I see them,
01:00:15it's going to be on a plate next to some eggs.
01:00:18Don't you think I look like a princess?
01:00:22You dress like a princess.
01:00:24You walk like a princess.
01:00:33You kiss like a princess.
01:00:37But you sure don't act like a princess.
01:00:40Oh, and how's the princess supposed to act?
01:00:43I'm not sure,
01:00:44but I, uh,
01:00:46think you're start...
01:00:48I think you're starting to get a handle on it.
01:00:51I think so, too.
01:00:54Oh,
01:00:55I could just eat you alive.
01:00:58Bones and everything.
01:00:59Oh.
01:01:22And now you're mine,
01:01:25stalker.
01:01:26What?
01:01:39I thought I told you not to hang around with girls like that.
01:01:43It was just your looks that got to me.
01:01:46And you think I don't know where the secret passageways are?
01:01:49Well, uh, thanks.
01:01:52I thought you might need this.
01:01:57You sure you know where you're going?
01:01:58I got us here, didn't I?
01:02:00Yeah, but just tell me one thing.
01:02:02The wider secret passageways have to be so damn clammy and dark.
01:02:05Quick griping! We're almost here.
01:02:07Besides, I got a surprise for you.
01:02:09Here we are.
01:02:19Some surprise.
01:02:20How do they say it?
01:02:21Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
01:02:25Yeah, that's how they say it, all right.
01:02:28You can't possibly kill us all.
01:02:30One against one hundred.
01:02:32Make that two against a hundred.
01:02:35Kill them.
01:02:38Hey!
01:02:40What about we even up those odds considerably?
01:02:48Told you I had a surprise.
01:02:50Oh, no!
01:02:57Hey, look!
01:02:59Hey, Ben!
01:03:00Hey, Ben!
01:03:06Ooh!
01:03:08Hey, Ben!
01:03:12Hey!
01:03:16Hey!
01:03:16Hey!
01:03:16Hey!
01:03:17Hey!
01:03:18Hey!
01:03:30Come on.
01:03:58Come on.
01:04:20Come on.
01:04:39Where are you going?
01:04:42Leaving.
01:04:43You owe me your life.
01:04:44I owe nothing to any man, even you.
01:04:47Good luck, because we're going to need it.
01:04:48Get out of my way.
01:04:56What is going on here?
01:04:58I have a splitting headache.
01:05:00I'm trying to get some sleep.
01:05:01Ew.
01:05:02Inside, inside.
01:05:03It's not over yet.
01:05:06You okay?
01:05:10I guess you are.
01:05:11Come on, we've got business to attend to.
01:05:15How could you let this happen?
01:05:17You've ruined my life.
01:05:19I gave you your life.
01:05:23Now go to your chambers.
01:05:25I'll be there shortly.
01:05:40Throne room's that way.
01:05:42Where are you going?
01:05:43There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:05:45What are you going to do?
01:05:47Can't tell you.
01:05:48Girl talk.
01:05:50Oh.
01:06:10All right.
01:06:13All right.
01:06:13All right.
01:06:13All right.
01:07:02You bitch.
01:07:42You're still ready for that demonstration?
01:07:45Spoken like a true gallant.
01:07:47And soon to be a legend.
01:07:49But not a living one.
01:08:19Spoken like a true gallant.
01:08:23Ah!
01:08:25Ah!
01:08:30Ah!
01:08:36Ah!
01:08:39Ah!
01:08:43Ah!
01:08:45Ah!
01:08:49Ah!
01:09:17Ah!
01:09:20Ah!
01:09:27Ah!
01:09:30Ah!
01:09:33Ah!
01:09:36Ah!
01:09:37Ah!
01:09:40Yeah!
01:09:41Ah!
01:09:44Ah!
01:09:49Ah!
01:09:51Ah!
01:10:01Ah!
01:10:03Ah!
01:10:04Ah!
01:10:10Up.
01:10:35Oh, my God.
01:10:55BANG!
01:11:32Your highness shall speak now.
01:11:35That ought to be good.
01:11:37Come forward, Deathstalker.
01:11:49We have searched through the kingdom's coffers for some expression of our appreciation
01:11:53for your magnificent deeds.
01:11:57And that is?
01:11:58You're looking at it, Beko.
01:12:03You sure you made the right choice?
01:12:04I don't know.
01:12:05Let me consult my crystal ball.
01:12:07Uh, we won't be needing this anymore.
01:12:13So you really think our story is going to make it into the legends?
01:12:15Oh, more than that.
01:12:17A thousand years from now, players will reenact all our exploits.
01:12:20Really?
01:12:23Well, I sure hope they get a good-looking guy to play me.
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