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Episode 01: Walk the Plank
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00:1116 of the hottest people you've ever seen are headed to this 280 foot superyacht in the
00:19mediterranean sea but these sexy singles will soon learn finding love is hard work because while
00:34four couples get the chance to live a life of luxury on the topside deck this is real nice
00:41everyone else is sent downside where they will remain single how are we even supposed to fit in
00:48here forced to cook clean and serve the official couples all in the hope of finding a partner of
00:55their own gotta get out of here these sad sacks will be down but not out because they can compete
01:02or canoodle for their chance at love in a spot on the top side if they're willing to risk walking
01:11the plank this is part of the show that's right every week the quest for love will find one
01:17shipmate living the high life while the other is eliminated into the dark and lonely abyss of the
01:24mediterranean sea you fucking dickhead i'm gonna do whatever it takes to stay up here you are not what
01:32i think you are did you come on to peace i don't know if you're lying or not we are
01:36in love then you
01:37need to fucking back up drama is at peak right now in the end the winning topside couple will sail
01:45off
01:46into a future of romantic bliss we can leave the show right now and i would love to continue a
01:51relationship with her with the grand prize of a trip around the world kind of giving me butterflies down
02:00your bags and throw on your inflatables because this yacht is setting sail welcome to love overboard
02:19this is gabby wendy your love captain speaking our sexy singles are en route prepare
02:27to be boarded by these hotties
02:29i like everything love you guys look beautiful up there are you saying it's gonna lead maybe sorry
02:39dad no i want to find love when it comes to dating i'm the type of person where i'm gonna
02:46give
02:46everyone a chance not not everyone
02:52my man better not talk to any other girl
02:55that's like the whole plan the kind of guys i'm into he has to be super confident and just let
03:00me do me
03:01but also be insanely obsessed with me i'm excited to be here and find my true love
03:05i like the light i like the light i like the light
03:10i like the light
03:13i'm on a boat we're all aboard
03:16babe look
03:18can we grab a champagne the heftiest glass
03:22it's just the beginning i'm here for a genuine relationship and i feel like i'm just really in a
03:26place where like i love myself a lot and i'm like ready to like share that with someone else cheers
03:30to
03:31finding our men and if we don't find our men then we have each other cheers to that
03:37we're here welcome to malta
03:39i love pretty women i feel like we all compliment each other really well so i love that i'm just
03:49surrounded by a bunch of tens
03:58i'm gonna have a man in kansas city i think i'm scared every man away with how overboard i can
04:04go
04:05where's the men
04:11oh my man crazy look at you bro it's kind of a dream out here we're gonna try our best
04:17to fall in love
04:18them all because that's the goal what better place to do it than on a big yacht i'm about to
04:21have the best summer of my life i would be so distracted i'm gonna fall in love like five
04:26different times i might fall in love first i'm sure yeah the woman i'm gonna marry let me imagine
04:31it right now nice personality that's a fat ass i like a little bit of toxicity too because like
04:38the healthy toxins i like to slash your tires toxicity oh what's your type of reason i love beach girls
04:43of a girl like looks like a surfer girl yeah the plastics are going my way and the assholes are
04:48going his way i like enhancements here or you know wherever and yeah no with me turning 30 i'm
04:55absolutely trying to date more serious and really find that person for me that thing is crazy
05:00nice the guys are here i'm a respectful boy hi i'm gia what's up it's been fun it served me
05:17well
05:17but i'd love to find someone that i could settle down with it's time
05:21okay hi lexi nice to meet you lexi's energy is kind of just gravitated towards me and vice
05:28versa and like she's gorgeous which one did you say you love it the one i was talking to right
05:32now
05:32shaundae keith nice to meet you let me make note of that okay he's tall oh he's blonde okay blue
05:39eyes
05:39so far i like what i see all right guys let's raise our glasses this is going to be the
05:44best summer of our
05:44fucking life our gorgeous shipmates are all on board let's get their love stories started already
05:59come join me on the sunday
06:12girls on one side and boys on the other okay like a religious wedding yes immediately i'm like
06:19aye aye gabby i love her and she's gorgeous and i'm so happy she's here welcome aboard i'm gabby wendy
06:27and i'll be your love captain so when i say fall the fucking line you do it hi hi captain
06:36the 16 of you will have the once in a lifetime opportunity to flirt fondle and hopefully fall
06:43in love i'm down along this love voyage you'll be competing in challenges to test your commitment
06:51and compatibility and at the end the strongest couple will win a romantic trip around the world
06:59worth a hundred thousand dollars
07:04this prize is absolutely diabolically insane to like travel the world with the love of your life
07:10that's like a romantic movie and i think everyone wants to live that so i'm gonna get it
07:15as you know this experience is all about finding love sometimes you have to work for love
07:22and maybe even go a little overboard
07:27okay so how's everyone feeling okay horny
07:36yeah you pervert
07:40i owned it
07:45i've been celibate it's it's cool it's fun but i mean hey obviously
07:52i get a little spikes of like i'm really horny i'm like i want to but then i'm like i
07:56gotta remember
07:56the lock-in okay it's time to couple up
08:03welcome to toaster toss this is the opportunity for all of you singles to choose a shipmate to couple
08:11up with okay so here's how it's gonna work i'm gonna pull names randomly out of these two buckets to
08:18decide who gets the opportunity to couple up once your name is called you'll step up to the platform
08:26and bring your champagne with you yeah i'm a country girl like i don't even know how i got on
08:32this yacht
08:33but like i'm here what are you confident um i have the biggest boobies so i know they mad
08:45okay our first lady with the chance at love is lexi
08:53obviously everyone's gorgeous but there's one person lexi that just has like my eyes i'm like
08:59praying that we both get matched up so we can toast and couple up and the first lucky guy with
09:06the chance to couple up with lexi is reese
09:12okay lexi's gorgeous like she's definitely one of the ones that caught my eye right off the bat
09:16immediately i'm like okay we're good if you want to couple up with the person on the other side of
09:22the divider raise your glass to toast if your heart is elsewhere dump it in the bucket and if you're
09:29a
09:29match this could be the beginning of your love story
09:37one two three
09:52okay toaster toss on one
09:59two there's a chance that they might couple up right now and i'm like they do it's gonna like
10:02be devastating three oh
10:10okay now step forward
10:22i definitely didn't expect it at all yeah i went in for a hug and i was like okay but
10:28i'm glad it
10:29happened i love how assertive you are and that's what's like made me more attracted to you honestly
10:33lexi and reese you're our first couple
10:40okay leela and james one two three
10:47so james initially had said i'm horny and so i'm immediately like okay well there's one
10:53one off the list that's a boy not a man enna and andrew on three two one
11:04step forward
11:07i'm sorry sorry to you sorry to you i don't want to make anyone feel bad i already knew i
11:15wasn't like
11:15one of the initial people i was into so i already knew i was gonna dump i don't know what
11:19went wrong
11:20oh shabby shade and keith keith is definitely attractive but my heart's kicking because you
11:31never know if the other person is feeling the same way like we just met on three two one
11:43i think i'm just something worth exploring we're just gonna send it we're gonna we're gonna toast
11:56all right
12:02all right
12:03what's your all right what do you think
12:06i'm gonna see uh okay i think i can see it i'm gonna agree with you i'm gonna agree with
12:21me
12:21oh wait yeah they're in we're the love gurus here dude they should just leave it up to us
12:26we're gonna be like cupid whoa that's what we call total hockey all right let's see who we got
12:32okay low and david okay toaster toss on one two
12:44two three and step forward
12:53we got a match
12:55bitch
13:00appearance-wise you know lauren is definitely not my normal type it's not like she has anything plastic
13:04she's like very natural and just like very pretty but i'm kind of leaning into it
13:08it's okay okay couples come back over here
13:14congratulations to our first four couples
13:21but this is where things get all up our four couples will be living together getting to know
13:31each other romantically on this lavish top side of the deck the remaining singles you will be working
13:44living and breathing as crew on the downside of this boat
13:58you'll be washing dishes scrubbing this dirty filthy deck all to make those top side couples even
14:06more comfortable in all of their luxury
14:11the rest of us are going downside it actually is very infuriating i have to cook i have to clean
14:16what
14:17am i going to be wearing an apron am i going to be like mopping up their fucking shit you
14:21want to mop
14:23i don't clean up at all back home i don't do any chores i don't do dishes i have other
14:27people do that
14:27for me usually that's so bad oh my god downside singles don't worry you'll have an opportunity
14:37each day to come up to the top this is still a dating show after all so trust me this
14:45is going to help
14:46you find love but we'll get to that later for right now couples you can go explore your opulent suites
14:55i have no business being downside i'm quite high maintenance unfortunately i try to pretend to be low
15:01maintenance but i just i couldn't do it i don't think could you i'm very low maintenance i could
15:08i would do just fine down there as long as there's food in the gym that's all i know i
15:12like that i like
15:13that as for the rest of you you sad sacks go downstairs see your living quarters get your first work
15:23assignment and prepare for our first event the happy hour so bon voyage
15:50i'm gonna be loaded up on these we got oysters aren't oysters in aphrodisiac oh yeah
15:58look like a million dollars
16:06tell me about you being a therapist for children oh okay did you did you go to school for me
16:10i did
16:11i kind of jumped into it because i thought it would be the most challenging in that it would be
16:17the one
16:17that would pull in my heartstrings the most so i feel that yeah same i work in pediatric trauma so
16:23i
16:23work with kids with mental health issues my professional side is very buttoned up whereas
16:29my personal side is much more like i like to party i love girls you're definitely going to get more
16:35of
16:36that outside david version i love like deep conversation i can tell you're such a good
16:40communicator you think so yeah that is a great compliment that kiss was really good that was that
16:47i was like crazy i know yeah i should have kept going too i know we're like okay tim is
16:52so easy to
16:53talk to and like funny honestly i'm freaking out this is crazy and i'm feeling very good that i'm not
17:00a
17:00down sider right now they don't smell too good in here well i don't want to scrub floors
17:11like look at what i'm wearing does this look like an outfit to mop in no i can't take this
17:16down
17:16like quite a stair this is insane what the is this where are we going this is where we working
17:22y'all want to come see where we work we're not working here here we are
17:28this is so unfair i'm not doing that i'm not doing that i'm trying to find the love of my
17:36life
17:36on this show get me out of here in like this nasty hospital nursing home by
17:46bullshit that's bullshit what does theirs look like
18:14what i've realized in my past relationships is i want somebody that i feel like would be good to
18:21a future kid and i think she does that like i don't think you can breastfeed with
18:26fake boobs and stuff like that like i don't know like shake your tits shake your tits
18:30we have a room we have a room we found a we found a home i'm just so happy okay
18:37i'm gonna let you have
18:38this but right now you have your outside clothes in the bed me and shay are like complete opposite
18:45she's in new york you know i've never even been to new york she's never been in nebraska could go
18:50a
18:50lot of different ways but that's definitely something i'm i'm wanting to try does the mirror
18:54work it works it looks good okay so like do you have like your staple red flags i don't like
19:03the
19:03quad like the loudest guy in the room okay so like i'm very loud energetic you can't have that
19:10tattoo no out of the guys did you have anyone pegged as like the loudest guy i mean james was
19:15like
19:15i'm horny so and everyone was like dead silent so i feel like that would be loud guy oh yeah
19:23what
19:23did all the girls think when he said oh my god ew like if you i know that you're horny
19:26like i want
19:27i don't want to know that i want to be able to feel it yeah
19:35no this is totally not what i envisioned for my summer and for falling in love
19:41however i feel like beau initially took my attention oh man i'm gonna hit my head on that
19:47every day he's obviously beautiful it's only been the first few hours so i'm not one to put a ring
19:53on
19:53it yet we'll see where's bella i'm over this i'm not wearing that outfit i'm not very good with change
20:04i'm so upset genuinely i was really excited to come on this show thinking this was just
20:11going to be like a yacht trip everything's okay i hate cleaning up after people why would i want to
20:19become after people that i think i'm sexier than i swear to god if it's real cleaning i can't even
20:25clean my room and i'm like a little barbie with a dream house you don't clean up the dream house
20:30barbie's house is always clean no you get somebody else if i can do it it's okay
20:36i can't handle people when they cry it's so bad i don't want to be like they're there
20:42i'm not a parent i'm 21 years old i'm younger than her
20:48she did say she wanted her mommy can we get her her mommy maybe y'all have no idea i
20:53don't
20:53this hotel room is open i got screwed over i'm not going to be too dramatic about it
20:59i'm just hoping everything turns around because of this
21:04no, no i mean it's not
21:09we need to get you some deodorant it's me
21:12it's you it's you
21:25now that the initial spiral has worn off but don't worry there will be plenty more to come
21:31it's time to get the downsiders to gather themselves
21:34and start to get ready for their first shift.
21:37Am I in there?
21:39Are you in here with me, boo?
21:46Ella's sweet.
21:48She's a great person in herself,
21:49but if she starts crying, like, I can't do that.
21:52Why would you look at my suitcase?
21:53My TV.
21:55To be honest, like, I can't.
21:59Hold on.
22:00I'm like, do you guys need anything to drink?
22:03Yeah.
22:05Here's the thing.
22:06I could make a potato sack work on me
22:10because my doctor blessed me with some cheap tits.
22:19Attention, downsiders.
22:20Meet me on the mezzanine to get your first work assignments.
22:24Hi.
22:26This is all about finding a connection
22:28and maybe even finding love,
22:30which you can do anywhere on this boat.
22:33However, if you want the opportunity
22:36to win the trip around the world
22:38and be considered an official couple,
22:41you'll have to move to the topside
22:43to enjoy the life of luxury with your lover.
22:48But the only way to get to the topside deck
22:50is by breaking up another couple.
22:53Oh.
22:56There will be challenges and dates
22:58to give you the opportunity to do so,
23:00so you better take them
23:02if you don't want to spend all summer
23:04as a little bitch.
23:06Just to reiterate,
23:07you have to break up a couple.
23:09The conditions down here are pretty shitty,
23:12I won't lie.
23:12There's a lot of good guys,
23:13a lot of good girls up there,
23:14so, I mean, I feel bad breaking them up,
23:15but, I mean,
23:17sometimes you got to do what you got to do
23:18to get out of here.
23:19So your first work assignment
23:21is to prep the happy hour
23:23for the topside couples
23:25where you will be serving appetizers
23:27and cocktails.
23:29This will be a nightly event
23:30and is your opportunity
23:32to connect with the topsiders.
23:34The downsider who takes the most initiative
23:37and finds mutual interest
23:39will be rewarded with a date.
23:43Okay, get to work.
23:45Damn.
23:49Are we mopping?
23:50Yeah.
23:51I'll do it, I'll do it, don't worry.
23:52Ew.
23:54I don't think I've ever mopped in my life.
23:56How do you use this?
23:57It smells like shit.
23:58Wait, how do you do this?
23:59Okay, so you take the head off.
24:01Wait, ew.
24:02Up top, like, she's, like, my top one.
24:04The only one I would pursue up there, honestly.
24:06Really? You don't? Okay.
24:07Because she's my number one.
24:08If she was up there with somebody,
24:10I could give this photo.
24:11Yeah, whoever could.
24:12Yeah, yeah.
24:13You're gonna mess with that.
24:13I definitely want to be up here
24:15compared to where I'm living downstairs,
24:16my feet hanging off the bed.
24:18So I'm like, hey, when my chance comes,
24:20I'm going for it.
24:21I kind of want to, like,
24:22do a little strategic
24:23and kind of, like, jab at it a little bit.
24:25Like, slowly and steady,
24:26and then be like,
24:26when the window opens,
24:28just attack it.
24:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:30What the fuck is that?
24:32What is that?
24:33Fish fish.
24:34Oh, baby.
24:35What do I have to do with the fish?
24:37Baby, you got to skin that fish, okay?
24:40It's time to get country up in here.
24:41Girl.
24:44Here, which one you want?
24:46How are you about to be stressed out
24:48over seeing fish?
24:49We're not over here dissecting pigs.
24:52I'm sorry.
24:52Y'all don't do this shit in L.A.
24:58And this is going to be me and David.
25:04David.
25:04David?
25:05Which one's David?
25:07He's with Lowe.
25:09No shade to Lowe.
25:10I really like her.
25:10No, I know.
25:11But it's just,
25:11I've literally set him for a second.
25:14I saw him.
25:14You can't feel him, but I won't.
25:18Who's your daddy?
25:20Who's your daddy?
25:22Wash the fish off your hands
25:24and put on some clean underwear
25:26because our first happy hour starts now.
25:30Happy hour.
25:33I'm ready for this margarita right now.
25:35The four top site couples are
25:36me and Reese,
25:38Anna and Tim,
25:39Sade and Keef,
25:40and David and Lowe.
25:42All right, where are those little peasants?
25:45Oh.
25:47Dude, this is insane.
25:48Damn, this is nicer up here.
25:49This is so unfair.
25:51Going into this happy hour,
25:54we're going to be serving cocktails,
25:55serving hors d'oeuvres,
25:57getting to mingle and hang out.
25:58I'm not looking to shove my chest
26:00in anyone's face or bend over.
26:02That's not my jam.
26:03If someone's into me,
26:05then we'll feel it out.
26:06Oh, wow.
26:09Our babies.
26:11Look at you.
26:14Can we do anything for you?
26:15I would do a tequila and ginger ale.
26:17Tequila and ginger ale in you?
26:19Me?
26:20What's your specialty?
26:21Oh, you're not making it right.
26:23Yeah, I am.
26:23Are you really?
26:24I'm not thrilled.
26:24I'm part of it, right?
26:27That's so good.
26:29Good.
26:30This is a drink I'm making for my man.
26:33Look at that.
26:35I got it.
26:37Bella really wants it.
26:40Just watch out.
26:41He would literally rather die.
26:42Bella Hershey can skiddle.
26:44I'm just telling you,
26:44because you're my girl.
26:45Lowe and I bonded really quickly
26:47on the boat,
26:48and so my loyalty definitely lies
26:50with Lowe versus Bella.
26:52And I would want to know
26:53if someone was coming for my man.
26:56You should, like, make it known
26:57that, like, we're, like, married,
26:59so she's going to have to, like,
27:00figure something else out.
27:02I'm going to go tell her.
27:03Okay.
27:03You guys look so good in these outfits.
27:05Thanks.
27:08How are you guys doing?
27:09I'm doing good, baby.
27:10How are you feeling?
27:10How are you feeling?
27:11I'm good.
27:12Would you like to chat?
27:13Sure.
27:13You know, Todd?
27:15Hey, while you're at it,
27:15give me a triple.
27:17While you're at the chat,
27:18give me a little triple.
27:19Yeah, bring that back to you.
27:21Attaboy, James.
27:22This is the type of initiative
27:23that I like to see.
27:27Did he just bring her out there?
27:28Yeah, they're walking out over here.
27:29Right there.
27:31He said, can we have a chat?
27:35I'm not surprised about it, honestly,
27:36because, like, she's gorgeous.
27:37I figured there would be
27:38someone who's targeting her.
27:39I'm honestly a little bit annoyed
27:40that it's James
27:41because I know what his motives are.
27:42And I'm like, dude,
27:43just get on out of here, you know?
27:45She's with someone
27:46a little more serious right now.
27:47I love a man in a uniform.
27:48What can I say?
27:49Okay.
27:49When James made the comment
27:51that he was, like, horny,
27:52that immediately, like, shut me down.
27:55But lovey assertiveness,
27:56I think that's really cute,
27:57was not going to say no.
27:58I kind of want to see
27:59where this goes.
28:01Oh, no!
28:02Oh, my God, I see what's going to happen!
28:04Oh, no!
28:04So, what?
28:05What's your chat?
28:05What do you got for me?
28:13How was your day?
28:14I'm good, honestly, like, everything.
28:16What, you been thinking about me, or what?
28:17My gosh, here you go.
28:19You know what?
28:20Honestly, I'm going to be open about it.
28:21You called me out here.
28:23I have been.
28:24I think the coupling up
28:25was different.
28:27I was, like, a little, like,
28:29a little salty about it, but...
28:30You thought I was going to be us?
28:32I was, like,
28:32hopefully she says no,
28:33but I'm, like...
28:34Oh, really?
28:36Because I obviously didn't turn her down.
28:36But would you have said no
28:38to every other girl
28:39until it was me?
28:41Yes.
28:42Really?
28:42I would have, I would have, yeah.
28:43Do you feel like you've, like,
28:44hit it off with anyone downstairs
28:46since you've been downstairs, though?
28:47Told all of them down the road.
28:48I was, like, my number one was you.
28:50Okay.
28:50Are you letting everyone know?
28:52I did let everyone know.
28:53Because they were, like,
28:53oh, we're going upstairs.
28:54And I was, like,
28:54I want to go upstairs,
28:56but I'm telling you,
28:56the only person I'm going to pursue up there
28:58is obviously you.
28:59And I'm, like...
28:59Okay.
29:00You've been my number one,
29:01but I'm, like...
29:02I didn't know the feelings were mutual.
29:03But I think you made the horny comment
29:05and everything got quiet.
29:07I was, like,
29:07oh, everyone's going to raise their hand.
29:08We all were talking about it.
29:09No, no, no.
29:09You were the one bold enough
29:10to say something.
29:11I think I might have dug myself
29:13a hole with Lexi.
29:14Obviously, no one wants their man
29:15to raise their hand
29:16and say they're horny,
29:17but at the end of the day,
29:18it was, like,
29:18it was already said,
29:19so now I'm, like,
29:20okay, I got to just show her
29:22that I'm not just horny.
29:23I'm actually a good person, too.
29:25You're going to be in trouble.
29:28There you go.
29:29Thank you so much.
29:33She, like, poisoned it.
29:34I want to tell you,
29:36Lowe and David are, like, locked in.
29:39Just so you know.
29:40Tell me what I'm talking about
29:40that there's four weeks in here.
29:42I'm just telling you.
29:43I'm, like,
29:43anybody can be locked in
29:44and they see, girl,
29:46they see these.
29:46They don't know what to do.
29:48Wait, what made you think that, though?
29:49She told me.
29:50They were talking.
29:51Her perspective is different from his.
29:53Yeah, that's true.
29:54That's true.
29:54That's true.
29:55I'm just letting you know.
29:56Yeah.
29:57From what I know.
29:58It's so obvious.
30:00Lila told Warren
30:02that I want her man
30:04and I just hate the fakeness.
30:06Oh, the fakeness has got to a stop.
30:08So I need to talk to her about it.
30:11This bitch is fake as fuck.
30:17Hey, Lila.
30:18Can we talk for a sec?
30:19Yeah, of course.
30:25So, I know you're talking to Lila
30:27and David.
30:28It just felt like,
30:29like, maybe the conversation
30:30was about me
30:31and I would hope that you
30:32would be honest about that.
30:33Do you know what I mean?
30:33Yeah, I mean, I will tell her.
30:35I told her I was like,
30:36she was like,
30:37how are you doing?
30:37How are things down there?
30:38And I was like, good.
30:38Like, not really interested in anyone.
30:41And she was like,
30:41so what about Bella?
30:42And I was like, well,
30:43Bella's kind of into David.
30:45I just think it's weird.
30:46Why?
30:47One, when we were doing our job today,
30:49I literally told you not to tell anybody.
30:52And then you fucking tell the girl that he's with.
30:54Well, but, okay.
30:55No, no, no.
30:56You know?
30:57You're so right.
30:57No, no, no.
30:58Honestly, no.
30:59It's kind of, again.
31:00Bella, you're so right.
31:01And I, can you look at me?
31:03I'm just like,
31:03if you really fucking like the guy up here,
31:05I would not go to the girl and go,
31:07yeah, so she's interested in your man.
31:09No, but it wasn't.
31:09It wasn't.
31:10No, no, no.
31:10I get what you're saying.
31:12And I want to apologize
31:13because that's not my intention
31:14to go behind your back and be,
31:16like, I would be lying to you
31:17if I didn't want you to know.
31:18It's just so sneaky.
31:19It literally feels like calculated.
31:22You really just told the girls,
31:25girl, get real.
31:26Okay, well, okay.
31:27Okay.
31:27Oh, my God.
31:29My end goal is to be on top.
31:31So, Lila doing all the bullshit today,
31:35she helped me.
31:36Oh, you just,
31:37you just prepped my man for me.
31:38Thank you, baby.
31:39Can you talk for a second?
31:40Sure.
31:41We'll talk over here.
31:42You mind?
31:43Seeing Bella,
31:45very plastic up top,
31:47right up my alley.
31:48I'm curious to, you know,
31:49see what she's about as well.
31:51What's up?
31:51Okay.
31:52So, I wanted to talk.
31:53Okay, okay.
31:54I liked you from first impression.
31:57Okay.
31:58And I just want to know
31:59how you're doing in your couple.
32:00Like, if you're really, like, secure.
32:02Yeah.
32:03And obviously,
32:03I'm just, like,
32:05shooting my shot.
32:06Oh, okay.
32:07Yeah.
32:08That's what the...
32:08Oh, okay.
32:11Okay.
32:12Uh...
32:13I guess my question is, like,
32:16if the opportunity came up,
32:19would you take it with me?
32:25I do think you're really pretty, right?
32:28I think you're really cool.
32:30With flow,
32:31it is going really well.
32:33But I appreciate that.
32:36In the past,
32:37I probably would have reciprocated
32:39too, Bella,
32:39because I do like
32:42enhancements.
32:42It's not crossing my mind
32:44the same way it used to.
32:46What I'm wanting out of this
32:47and what I'm wanting out of a relationship
32:48has changed.
32:51Okay.
32:51Yeah.
32:52Period.
32:55I want this one person.
32:57And he's saying he's locked in with her.
32:59I'm kind of embarrassed.
33:03I don't want to be crying
33:05every five fucking minutes either,
33:07but y'all,
33:08this is brutal.
33:10This is fucking brutal.
33:13Poor Bella is left defeated,
33:15but it feels appropriate to say
33:17there are plenty of fish in the sea.
33:19Good night.
33:20Good night.
33:20Oh, man.
33:22Today was fun.
33:23There was so much drama.
33:25We're up in the best situation
33:28that we could possibly get.
33:29And people are down there
33:31thinking they're going to get laminated
33:32any fucking second right now
33:33and working and making us food.
33:36My day was rough.
33:37My day was so fucked.
33:38Our day was rough.
33:40Day one in the book.
33:42Can't wait for day two
33:43and just to see what happens.
33:45So,
33:47hopefully I find love.
33:49Nice.
33:50Good job.
33:51James was impressive
33:52at the happy hour tonight,
33:54so here's a little something
33:55to reward his bold moves.
34:00Oh, shit.
34:01What?
34:02There's a message I got right now.
34:04James,
34:04I see you successfully
34:05put the sneak on today.
34:06Due to your hard work
34:07and perseverance,
34:08you get to take
34:09a topside lucky lady
34:10on a romantic date
34:11off this yacht,
34:12but choose wisely
34:13because there's a lot
34:14on the line.
34:15Gabby.
34:17Oh, shit.
34:18I just got a first choice
34:19of a date.
34:20Yeah, bro.
34:21Who's it going to be?
34:22Lexi?
34:22Yeah, duh.
34:23Let me get it.
34:24You're going on a date?
34:25Wait, with who?
34:27You're going on a date?
34:43You're going on a date?
34:45All we did was stay up
34:47and giggle and laugh,
34:48which was amazing,
34:48and I'm excited to see
34:50what more that we have
34:51in common.
34:55Good morning, shitmates.
34:57Topsiders,
34:58brunch is waiting
34:58for you on the deck.
35:00Downsiders,
35:01it's time to clean
35:02the staterooms.
35:03Report for duty, stat.
35:05Oh, my God.
35:05Let's go.
35:07Everybody sleep.
35:08Did anyone get
35:09a little physical?
35:10I was Big Spoon.
35:11I woke up, like...
35:13He Big Spoon me
35:13in the middle of the night.
35:14I was like,
35:14I don't know how
35:14I feel about this.
35:15You didn't even know
35:16if it was her.
35:17I was like, Anna?
35:18It was James.
35:19Little did you know,
35:20James came up
35:20in the middle of the night.
35:21Clopped out.
35:22It was James.
35:23For Tim and I,
35:24like, he's so comfortable
35:25to me.
35:26He is like a safety blanket.
35:28Like, I find myself
35:28just wanting to, like,
35:29touch him and, like,
35:29claw on him and, like,
35:30grab as much as I can
35:32to, like, protect me
35:33and make me feel safe,
35:34and he does.
35:34I think that there's
35:35already some strategy
35:36going on with the Downsiders.
35:38They were very tight-knit
35:39yesterday.
35:40They're trying to get up here
35:41by any means necessary.
35:44Well, I just wonder
35:44when the fuckery's gonna start.
35:46Party's here!
35:47What up, y'all?
35:49What's up?
35:50What's up?
35:51What's up?
35:51Are you here to service
35:52or just show?
35:53No, no.
35:53I'm on break.
35:54Oh, you're on break?
35:55Good, good, good.
35:56Well, last night,
35:56I got a text
35:59from Gabby.
36:00Oh!
36:01Yeah.
36:02I'm basically saying
36:03I have been granted
36:05a date
36:06off the yacht.
36:11Lexi.
36:12Who would like
36:13to go on a date with me?
36:14Yes, I'd love
36:15to go on a date.
36:16Oh, how cute.
36:20All right, y'all.
36:21I'll see y'all.
36:22Bye!
36:23Have fun!
36:25And the fuckery begins!
36:27This environment's
36:28really hard to be
36:29in a spot like that.
36:30I would definitely
36:30like to get to know Lexi
36:31a little bit more
36:32before she, you know,
36:34jumps ship
36:34to someone else.
36:36Okay, cue the
36:37sexy B-roll
36:38date montage.
36:45Hey!
36:53Oh, my God.
36:54Dang, this is beautiful.
36:55We're doing a massage.
36:57Wow.
36:58I'm super excited
36:59for what's in store on this.
37:01Yeah, I can't wait
37:01to see what happens.
37:02You ready for the mud?
37:03Oh, God.
37:05Oh.
37:05Oh, shoot.
37:06This probably feels crazy.
37:07Yeah, honestly, yeah.
37:08It feels good.
37:09Yeah?
37:09Yeah.
37:10Oh, my God.
37:12Obviously, she's gorgeous,
37:13attractive, everything.
37:14She crosses all the
37:15checklists.
37:16Okay.
37:16I'm not even gonna lie.
37:18Oh!
37:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:20With Lexi,
37:20it's so, like,
37:21natural and organic.
37:23Hop in the pool,
37:25we swimming.
37:25I like it.
37:26Yeah, that's very big.
37:27It's mine.
37:28You are.
37:30There you go.
37:32Oh.
37:32You got me so giddy.
37:34You talking crazy.
37:36Looks so tasty.
37:39You got me hooked.
37:46Are you guys, like,
37:48just so anxious
37:49to be in the bottom?
37:50Actually, is that
37:51what's gonna happen to you?
37:52I mean, we'll see
37:53what happens later.
37:54Let's say she comes back
37:55and likes James more,
37:56but they're like,
37:57yeah, you can choose James
37:57or you choose Reese
37:58and stay up here.
37:59That's what it is.
38:01If they come back
38:02and Lexi ends up
38:03selecting James,
38:05then I think
38:05I'll be banished
38:06to the downside.
38:07I like where I'm at right now.
38:09I'm gonna try and stay up here
38:09for as long as possible.
38:10That's kind of fucked
38:11because not only
38:11are you losing somebody,
38:12but now you're going
38:13to the bottom.
38:13He's like,
38:14bye, peasant.
38:15Oh, Reese,
38:16whoever Lexi discards
38:17is going somewhere
38:18much deeper
38:19and much saltier
38:21than the downside.
38:26What's your views on family?
38:28Family-oriented
38:29is super important to me.
38:30I have a huge Portuguese family
38:31and then we're all
38:32just like super tight-knit.
38:33I have two older brothers
38:34and so it's like
38:36the perfect dynamic.
38:37Biggest thing to me
38:38is like I would want
38:39to be with a man
38:39that's also like
38:40family-oriented,
38:41like understands,
38:41like close to his mom.
38:42I mean, I was raised by a mom,
38:44but I have sisters too.
38:45Okay.
38:45Like women and family
38:47are just like
38:47most important to me,
38:48obviously.
38:48Like my partner
38:49has to be like
38:50in tune with that
38:51and understand it.
38:52Are you an effective communicator?
38:54I'd say communication
38:55for me is obviously
38:56like top priority.
38:57It's the only way
38:58you make a relationship
38:58work at the end of the day.
38:59You should always want
39:00to keep trying harder
39:02for your person.
39:03Yeah, obviously.
39:04Look at me.
39:04I'm trying real hard.
39:05You really did.
39:05I went to the bottom
39:06of the boat.
39:07I was expecting
39:08to go great,
39:08but I was like,
39:09wow,
39:09this is like
39:10leaving me speechless.
39:12She's like
39:12perfect for me.
39:14Like what I appreciate
39:14me the most
39:15is you were like,
39:16I would have tossed
39:17for anyone
39:18until it was like you.
39:21The hard ones
39:22are the hard ones.
39:23Aw,
39:25Horny James
39:25is growing up
39:26right before our eyes,
39:27but it may be
39:28too little too late
39:30with our first
39:30elimination tonight.
39:42Lexi and James
39:43are headed back
39:44to the chakra,
39:45relaxed from their massages.
39:48But trust me,
39:50it won't last long.
39:52Oh,
39:54oh,
39:54oh,
39:54oh,
39:55oh,
39:55oh,
39:56oh,
39:56oh,
39:56oh,
39:57oh,
39:57oh,
39:58oh,
40:02what'd y'all do?
40:04What'd y'all do?
40:04We rubbed each other
40:05with mud.
40:07We had a little massage
40:09and we had
40:10like a little shower,
40:13rinse down.
40:15Together?
40:15Yeah.
40:16I feel like it's tough
40:17because I did just
40:19have a really good time
40:19and then I come back
40:20and immediately
40:21I see Reese on the couch
40:23and I'm like,
40:23wow,
40:23there are still
40:24obviously feelings
40:25there as well.
40:26I'm just having
40:26a lot of trouble
40:28navigating that right now.
40:29and I
40:31just feel
40:32like I'm gonna cry.
40:34Attention,
40:35children of the chakra.
40:36Put on your finest outfits
40:38and report
40:39to the bow of the boat
40:40for our first ever
40:42plank ceremony.
40:44Oh,
40:45shit.
40:45You're joking.
40:47What?
40:48What the fuck?
40:50A plank?
40:52Oh.
40:58Hi.
40:59Hi.
41:00Oh,
41:01no.
41:05Holy shit.
41:06What the fuck?
41:07That is crazy.
41:09That's kind of high up,
41:10right?
41:10No,
41:10this is...
41:11probably 30 feet.
41:12That's three stories,
41:13right?
41:16Oh, my God.
41:18What the fuck
41:18is going on?
41:20This is what we're doing?
41:22This is part of the show?
41:23Oh, my God.
41:25This is scary as hell.
41:27Apologies.
41:28What is this?
41:30Lexi,
41:30you have a massive,
41:33huge decision to make.
41:35Oh, my God.
41:39Would you like to stay
41:41with your current
41:43tall drink of water,
41:44Reese?
41:45You're welcome.
41:46We appreciate it.
41:47Or would you like to climb
41:49James like a tree?
41:53One more thing.
41:54If it wasn't obvious,
41:56whoever you do not choose
41:58will be eliminated
42:00and sent plummeting
42:02into the deep blue sea
42:04on this plank behind me.
42:07It's been tested
42:08multiple times.
42:09You should be fine.
42:10Oh, my God.
42:11That's fucking insane.
42:14Wait,
42:14and are we going
42:15to have to do that?
42:17So, basically,
42:18now we're finding out
42:18that if a downcider
42:19goes on a date,
42:20they're either going
42:21to go topside
42:22or down to the bottom
42:24of the ocean.
42:25Who the fuck
42:26came up with this idea
42:27because they need
42:29their brains checked out
42:30because this is insane.
42:32Boys,
42:32it's time to take
42:33your planks.
42:34One of you
42:35will be going
42:36overboard tonight.
42:40Wow,
42:41this is real.
42:42We're really in danger
42:43of all going home.
42:45It clicks for me.
42:46We're in this huge
42:47pressure cooker
42:48and really anything
42:49can happen.
42:50Like,
42:50none of us are safe.
42:51But my stomach hurts.
42:57Oh, my God.
42:59Oh, shoot.
43:05Yo, this is nuts.
43:08Kid shit, D.
43:10You all right?
43:10You should know.
43:12Boys,
43:13if you have
43:14any last words
43:15to say to Lexi,
43:16I suggest you go now
43:18and beg.
43:20I did not expect
43:21to be here
43:22and be feeling
43:23all of these things.
43:24They're both great guys.
43:25Right now,
43:26I do want to say
43:26it is 50-50.
43:28It's going to come down
43:29to what's set up
43:30there on the plank.
43:33Lexi,
43:33honestly,
43:34I want to remind you
43:35of everything
43:36that happened yesterday.
43:36I feel like you and I
43:37had such good banter
43:39right after the couple's
43:40ceremony.
43:41And I feel like
43:42we got to know each other
43:43a good amount
43:43despite it only being
43:4424 hours.
43:45And so,
43:46with everything that happened,
43:47I think there's still
43:48a lot more to uncover
43:49about each other.
43:49And I'd be excited
43:50to do that with you.
43:55So,
43:55I want to say today,
43:56I feel like our day
43:57was perfect.
44:00not only because
44:01of what we did,
44:01but because I got
44:02to do it with you.
44:04And the connection we have,
44:05I think,
44:06is everything
44:07that I'm looking for.
44:09So,
44:09I feel like that's
44:09very important to me.
44:10And at the end of the day,
44:12the best prize
44:12I can have is you.
44:13Thanks.
44:18Lexi,
44:19it's time to make
44:20your decision.
44:21Who will you be
44:22sending overboard
44:24tonight?
44:26Something in the air
44:27is calling
44:32the man
44:34that I am
44:34sending overboard
44:35is...
44:51Reese.
44:55Reese.
44:56Reese.
45:00Reese.
45:07Holy shit.
45:09I didn't know
45:09you would do that.
45:10I didn't know
45:11you would do that.
45:12That's insane.
45:13Oh my God.
45:15Oh my God.
45:16Oh my God.
45:17Oh my God.
45:18Oh my God.
45:18Oh my God.
45:19Oh my God.
45:19Don't make me do that
45:20again, please.
45:21Reese.
45:22We love you.
45:23We love you.
45:23Reese.
45:26We love you, Reese.
45:28Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
45:32Lexi and James,
45:34congratulations.
45:36You are our new
45:37topside couple.
45:38Woo!
45:40Woo!
45:41We made it to the top,
45:43boys!
45:46This season on
45:47Love Overboard.
45:49We're here to have a good
45:50time.
45:50Woo!
45:51Make memories.
45:52Oh my gosh.
45:53Fall in love.
45:54And that's what I'm gonna
45:55focus on.
45:57We get to flirt,
45:59shake a little,
46:00drink a little.
46:02Man, man, man, man,
46:03man, man, man, man.
46:05The couples fight
46:06to hold on to their lives
46:07of topside luxury.
46:09Nobody's safe.
46:10While the downside singles
46:11plot for a topside takeover.
46:14This is gonna be
46:14the perfect opportunity
46:16to snake my way in.
46:18You're literally as
46:19fucking low class
46:20like as they come.
46:21With every dramatic challenge.
46:23Let's go!
46:24I'm gonna die.
46:25Every shocking revelation.
46:26He did cheat on her.
46:28Every steamy hookup.
46:30It was fucking hot.
46:31These singles will be
46:32breaking hearts
46:33and playing games.
46:34It's on now.
46:35I'm coming to get my lady.
46:38And just when you thought
46:39it couldn't get any sexier.
46:40Guys, there's someone else
46:42coming to the boat.
46:42The shipwreckers arrived
46:44to claim all the booty.
46:46I'm not asking him
46:46to go fuck me in a room.
46:47I'm literally chatting with him.
46:49Those features
46:49are out for blood.
46:51Emotions will soar.
46:53You're so dramatic,
46:53it's too much.
46:54Get away from me.
46:55You're bothered.
46:56Hearts will break.
46:57If I'm talking to a girl
46:58and she's talking to another guy,
47:00what am I,
47:00what are we doing?
47:00I'm not gonna see her
47:01and compete for a girl.
47:02And only one thing
47:04is for certain.
47:05I'm gone right now.
47:06This is my last day.
47:07No one is safe
47:08from the plank.
47:10This is going to get messy.
47:13What's he doing?
47:14Fuck.
47:15I can't watch this.
47:16At the end of all of this,
47:18there's only one winner
47:19and the rest losers.
47:22Oh my God.
47:2418.
47:38the next two winners.
47:39Bye.
47:39Bye.
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