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Coronation Street - Season 67 - Episode 48
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00:32all right mate yes oh sorry babe i didn't want to wake you really jukebox was on the go most
00:39of
00:39the night yeah it was all the oldies things got pretty depressing in here after closing time
00:46yeah i can see that i'll clear up what happened in the end um those two irish blokes hung around
00:56so you weren't drinking by yourself oh i might have one or two after they left you patched things
01:02up with steve no it's so stupid old men should be banned from drinking oh i see so it's only
01:10blokes
01:10who misbehave is it you have got an echocardiogram at the general in 48 minutes give your head a wobble
01:23where did you go flying horse did he make it to bed just about well for the first time cassie
01:32you've got my sympathy i don't mind him when he's drunk but i had this great you could have performed
01:38a bit better i mean in the rovers no you stuck up for our daughter and i for one was
01:45proud of you
01:46i still think you should apologize i apologize to wally got his number of fame he texted him at
01:51two in the morning well this is another first but i actually agree with cassie if you want to drink
01:57in
01:57the rovers again you need to kiss and make up with your boyfriend i just buried me dad
02:03i'm going for a shower
02:08that's right mr dl i promise you nothing to worry about no no thank you yep bye
02:19well his daughter's read some junk on social media what junk on social media it's everywhere
02:27more bad reviews not bad reviews bad press even mum's read it
02:34oh dear what what is it there are no pennies in heaven for the customers of george shuttleworth
02:42the weatherfield undertaker accused of defrauding the elderly i mean they're not creditable news
02:47sources it's just idiots scaremongering yeah but they're succeeding they're just after likes aren't
02:52they would you know what i don't like them anyway i've got a crack on with mrs pingate her husband's
02:59dropped in that ball gown did he say anything i don't think he's really on social media no i'd love
03:04to be cremated in a ball gown oh maybe i should get one huh you'll have to get rest easy
03:09dot com to
03:10bury you we just need that phone to start ringing please somebody die sorry
03:18jenna mackie
03:29what about her i told you to stop adam barlow from poaching her
03:33we'll lower your rates offer better coffee don't come crying to me
03:39copy of your signed contract as well as the terms of that contract
03:43a record of the phone calls you made and emails you sent to the resident you shared confidential
03:48information with i don't know what you're talking about i'm talking about the housing developers we
03:52represented who lost their case in court because of intel you leaked
03:57don't move out fight them what they're doing isn't legal
04:02well it wasn't you were trying to screw people in jenna mackie was an investor
04:06she lost 1.2 million pounds in that fiasco if your partner takes her on i'll report you to the
04:12sra
04:12you can kiss your law career goodbye
04:18is it katie tunnock i'm not being bullied josh teague it's none of them but is somebody
04:24uh no is it kellyanne mulligan because you know she bullied leo smith so badly at bessie street
04:31that he developed a stutter and wet himself in assembly whoever it is you just you have to
04:36confront them you have to stand in front of them and say i'm not afraid of you even if you
04:41know
04:41maybe you are a bit afraid of them hey do you remember that video we watched in form that said
04:45all bullies are cowards right come on repeat after me i'm not afraid of you
04:54i'm not afraid of you boo yeah you are
05:01you just buried your dad that's what i said
05:05well we could drink somewhere else can't we you know like my mouth flying horse a false number nine
05:09well i don't like the false number nine i don't like sports bars they're too bright
05:13well either way you don't need ben do you well he's a decent enough blow and i'd miss the
05:19rover you like him liked until he took issue with me best mate anyway i don't like anybody who likes
05:24rugby rugby union that is anyway he came to be dad's funeral i mean he didn't have to do that
05:30yeah
05:31anyway you get to your age you don't need any more friends
05:38oh you all have the head on you today yeah me and dad had one or two when i got
05:42back last night
05:43how was he oh well steve sent a text to apologize said he was just being overprotective
05:48must be a tough guy a thing he had going but with all the ex squaddies in the joint
05:53there's nothing tough about that brigade i just had no idea amy was here it was tapless
06:00oh saints above what is it only an article about the local undertaker with a picture taken in this
06:08very establishment i see then oh that could be any pub it clearly says rovers return on the window
06:15behind him back to front though and if anyone holds a mirror up to it they'll clearly see who's gonna
06:21hold a phone up to a mirror this could cost us not even a real news source just because someone
06:26sticks it on the internet it doesn't make it true a man facing all those allegations drinking in
06:31our pub i listen to the caption george shuttleworth enjoying a drink in his local his local
06:38there are 33 comments on this site alone oh we'd be tainted by association you're insane
06:48well he missed it he didn't i did it wasn't my fault so whose fault was it the tooth fairies
06:56the parking at that hospital is a nightmare and where were you till 4 30 well we went for lunch
07:01lunch anywhere decent so what happens now i'll make another appointment so well when i'll be in
07:06the kitchen if anyone needs me did you go out without a coat on are you serious oh that'll
07:13really help a man in your condition what condition i'm not 10 years old ma then why act like it
07:21george i've put a statement on the website i don't know what else you want me to do you know
07:24this is
07:24monumentally unfair have you no shame i was just collecting glasses i'm talking to your brother the
07:32local con man he hasn't conned anybody well the telephone says otherwise telephone social media
07:38he's completely innocent you get back to work and you out you can't throw somebody out based on
07:47slander and conjecture you hear what people say about you well you and all get out you're being
07:53ridiculous i can bury you too sonny oh yeah that sounds like a great business plan well i prefer it
07:58to yours bury the dead with one hand while robbing their beloved with the other george was a worthy
08:04recipient of those gifts all right didn't ask anybody to put in in their will todd just leave
08:08it come on it's it's not worth it you can't reason with people like her come on i suppose you're
08:12involved and all i will never step foot in this dump again good i actually probably will but i am
08:23coming wait a minute if they go i go i'll pop your p45 in the post the woman's barking glenda
08:30no love
08:31you can't lose your living and all oh watch me no you need your income george there's a line
08:36and she's just crossed it go on then get out go go and rob the elderly and never show your
08:44faces in
09:03son how's it going bad they're all worried about you your parents
09:14look the longer this goes on the more likely they are to prize your deluded conspiracy theories out
09:19of you told you they won't believe a word of it i'm not afraid of you
09:28what i'll tell the truth now tonight i'll tell everyone
09:35okay
09:39yeah it's true all of it
09:42does that make you feel better
09:45no
09:47me and will go to bed with each other
09:50tell us all and i'll laugh
09:53i'll say it's the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard and i've told you i'll tell the police that
09:57you fancy me and that's why you planted a camera in my living room to catch me in my skimpies
10:05you're a little pervert and that camera's got your fingerprints all over it
10:09you staged it
10:12oh what when i let him down gently
10:16yeah a bit of amdram i'll give you that
10:19but after we went into my bedroom
10:24and you'd blush if i told you what we did
10:27bet you wish that camera was in there don't you
10:30peeping sam
10:34remember what i said
10:36take me on and i'll destroy you
10:50i can feel it yourself eva
10:52i've always wondered how you do that
10:55sixth sense
10:56they teach you that witching school
10:58oh my school days weren't nearly as idyllic as that
11:01the noms
11:03i still have dreams about them
11:06can i ask you something
11:07is it about bono
11:09no no it's not about bono
11:11because every time i talk about my childhood you ask me about the time that i met bono
11:16when my cousins lived in ballymun
11:18of course in those days he was still called paul
11:22i was just gonna ask if you're all right
11:26an echocardiogram is not nothing
11:28and to miss it is unforgivable
11:31i did try and get him there but it was as rough as a bear's backside
11:33and the parking was terrible
11:35i've heard the car park excuse before
11:37it's not an excuse the car park was rammed
11:40i made him get out and walk but he couldn't find the department by himself
11:43do i have to do everything for that man
11:45at the age of 46
11:46nobody's asking you to do anything
11:48and yet without me
11:50you got nowhere
11:52yesterday got to you
11:55steve's dad
11:55what about him
11:57well he's an irishman
12:00sure there's plenty of them both sides of the ground
12:02and a father
12:04i just wondered whether it made you think of ben's dad
12:09i mean it made me think of people that i'd lost
12:13susie's dad
12:15yes
12:16among others
12:18shedding tears for an ex now are we
12:21all right okay look i just thought the day had got to you and i wanted to check in
12:25don't take it out of my punters
12:27when glenda stays
12:36hey mrs pingate
12:37she's very dignified in a ball gown
12:40mr pingate will be delighted
12:43what
12:44uh yeah thanks
12:46i cannot believe
12:47that we've been barred
12:49barred
12:50you believe
12:51that's only the third time that's ever happened to me
12:53no
12:53i'm just gonna regret that
12:55i mean it's all right being the big hero but
12:56come tomorrow morning when she's joining that doll cube
13:02oh for god's sake she hasn't sent you out to talk to me as well
13:07i didn't even know you were out here
13:09uh will's just getting changed we've got a session
13:11he'd be lost without you pat
13:14is it true you've barred half the street
13:16i barred george shuttleworth and his wench and the boy who works for him
13:21oh based on what
13:22based on them dragging this premises into the mire
13:25if people see those photos on their phones
13:30well what the local side with them
13:32we'll just get new locals
13:35big stream
13:36i made a mistake
13:37well i'm sure they'll understand
13:40a long time ago
13:42hey everyone makes mistakes
13:44not like the one i made
13:47you make one wrong move
13:48your whole life
13:52whatever it is you can't put the genie back in the bottle
13:54if i had three wishes
13:58i'm discreet
13:59it'll stay up to my house
14:00you just focus on my grandson
14:04and here he is
14:05speak of the devil
14:06are we ready
14:07yeah
14:09off you go
14:10see you later
14:24hey
14:28how's he doing
14:32you've seen it all then
14:33it's hard to avoid it isn't it
14:36i hope you're telling everyone it's back alive
14:39that means a lot
14:42how are you far
14:43oh i'm so sorry
14:48it's this uh
14:49it's this dating i think it keeps going off every two seconds
14:53mr popular
14:54i'm sorry it's uh
14:55yeah
14:55oh no we just don't care
14:57i better just um
14:59it's a no to you
15:00it's a no to you
15:02you're a maybe
15:04definitely maybe
15:06i'm not to you
15:18i'm sorry glenda
15:21do you want your job back
15:24is my brother still bad
15:29no
15:31then i accept
15:34it's all this business with ben's heart
15:37oh you don't have to explain
15:38i'll tell george
15:39todd
15:39and maybe christina
15:41i had a dream last night that he dropped dead in front of me
15:45his heart burst out of his chest
15:47on a spring
15:48like a jack-in-the-box
15:53uh
15:53i take it i'm still allowed to come in
15:55just
15:57what news from number one
15:58well steve's gone to work but
16:00i know he feels bad about yesterday
16:02and so does ben
16:03but he's as stubborn as a mule
16:06what can i get you love
16:07red wine please
16:12oh babe have you heard from the hospital
16:13no not yet
16:14chase him
16:15i'll probably get a ladder in six months
16:17i've had no more symptoms anyway
16:19so what's the point
16:20susie's already lost one dad
16:21i'm not gonna die
16:23well your mum had a dream
16:24oh
16:25the one about the jack-in-the-box
16:26you'll be sorry if it turns out
16:27she has got supernatural powers
16:29i'll store it
16:29um
16:31do you think she's all right
16:33mama
16:35no
16:35why what's wrong with her
16:37oh
16:37how long have you got babe
16:39no i don't
16:39i don't mean in general
16:40i mean now
16:42so are they barred or not
16:43it's been lifted
16:44down to me that is
16:46i said i'm not coming back to work
16:47till they're welcoming the pub
16:48put her right in the place
16:50i can hear you
16:53anyway it's him that should be barred
16:55oh i thought you'd be too busy
16:57getting rich off me brother's misfortune
16:59the misfortune of being so decent that is
17:02glenn that can discuss that with you
17:03i bet you can't
17:07i think it's absolutely shameless
17:10and we'll leave it at that
17:12we will
17:14everybody's entitled to a fair shake
17:16enjoy your drink
17:19there's no need for that
17:20she's taking the shine right off my day
17:24so
17:25what's the cause for celebration
17:27ah
17:28well
17:30surprise
17:31go on
17:32open it
17:34it's from that little jewelers that you like
17:35it's an antique
17:37it's not my birthday
17:38two words for you
17:40jenna
17:40mackie
17:42listen
17:42i stole her
17:44paperwork's almost done
17:44go on try it on
17:46should you really be doing this
17:48alia i love you
17:50pinching their clients
17:52well you pinch clients for me when you work for them
17:54yeah i was naive
17:55you've got no excuse
17:56you know how ruthless fabians are
17:58you know how they operate
17:59you can't take on jenna mackie
18:01she left of her own free will
18:03they didn't offer favorable terms
18:05i did
18:05sorry
18:06we did
18:07come on a client like that could keep us going for years
18:19why do people say ten to the dozen when they mean something's fast
18:22if only we had access to some kind of
18:26worldwide database
18:29all right
18:29hi you son
18:33ah
18:34new appointments just come through
18:35at the hospital
18:36they should charge you for this morning
18:38wasting nhs time
18:39i gladly pay
18:40here we are
18:41refers to the efficiency and speed of early steam engines
18:45particularly in cornish tin mines
18:46yeah that's what i was going to say
18:48it's to do with the amount of water pumped
18:49you can impress lauren with that fact when she gets on shift
18:53or steve's daughter
18:54she ever takes your phone
18:56did anybody feed susie
18:58he's got a new appointment for his jam tart
19:00so you can chill your boots
19:01when is it
19:02it's a couple of weeks ma
19:04fingers crossed
19:05yeah fingers crossed you don't drop dead
19:06like in her dream about the jack-in-the-box
19:09or it's not hereditary
19:11you'll drop dead too
19:12oh very nice you hear that will
19:14bantering about our deaths
19:16he's ready
19:18oh what you having
19:18oh i don't know
19:19it's a surprise
19:21what's that pasta dish she does
19:22get your owny
19:23yeah
19:23every man for himself
19:25or something like that
19:25isn't it
19:26yeah
19:26hey we've not done today's thing
19:28oh
19:33contentment is natural
19:35well
19:36yeah that'll do for me that
19:37huh
19:38socrates
19:39yeah oh yeah
19:40he was a damn fine footballer him
19:41wasn't he
19:41remember that game in italy in 82
19:43when zico got it off her back of heel
19:45i do yeah
19:46right
19:47see you in the morning
19:48see you
19:53steve
19:53i'm not disturbing you am i
19:55well we're a cab office
19:56so uh
19:57you're meant to
19:57where you going
19:58you and ben haven't made up
20:01well he's welcome to make the first move
20:05your parents
20:06it was a bit of a roller coaster ride
20:09wasn't it
20:10yeah yeah i suppose so
20:12but you survived
20:13and here you are with your business and your family and friends
20:17i survived
20:18this
20:20malady that struck your father down
20:22er
20:23myotonic dystrophy
20:24hmm
20:24wasn't there a 50% chance that you yourself might have had it
20:28er
20:28well i didn't
20:29er
20:29and my brother didn't either so
20:31oh
20:32what does it entail
20:35this thing
20:36just out of curiosity
20:39well it er
20:40weakens the muscles
20:41until you waste away
20:43well you must have been so relieved
20:45when they said you were grand
20:47well yeah
20:47because you know if i had it
20:49then amy might have had it
20:50or emma
20:51er
20:51or you know
20:52oliver even
20:53oh
20:53he was the wee lad you lost
20:55er
20:56yeah it was unrelated though
20:58so it affects the heart
21:00yeah
21:00er
21:01you can get heart failure
21:03arrhythmia
21:04palpitation
21:05i mean you know
21:05i'm no doctor so
21:06oh
21:07still
21:09an unpleasant business all round
21:11yeah
21:13sorry where was it you said you were going
21:15oh
21:16nowhere
21:17i was just checking in after yesterday
21:20good night now
21:21yeah good night
21:22i was just checking in after yesterday
21:34and i was just checking in after yesterday
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