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00:00you
00:08where's richard he's taking a mini sign sabbatical to care for a loved one what's up mike this is
00:13my old friend lulu mike drop you are just one signature away i should probably have my lawyer
00:19look at this first an nda you are good people not now nails i'm on to something bigger what's the
00:28plan i thought you were gonna save me no less than the team are gonna solve the formula eventually
00:35like they're so close they're like he looks happy i think mr magoo is having a seizure
00:40i have to go home it's a family emergency people could be dead i will save myself
00:46come on fucker
00:51so that's my phone i'm impressed
00:55mom stop do not move
00:57oh fuck
01:11this session beginning at the beginning
01:19childhood this is when family dysfunction often makes its way known into our adult relationships
01:29lindy
01:30um describe your childhood in one word cold
01:43less describe your childhood in one word happy uh-huh happy okay now less this session is what i like
01:55to call
01:55the check engine light is on and we need to locate what needs service but in order to start that
02:04repair less we need to dig deep to diagnose it does that make sense sure dig dig deep that's right
02:12very good so digging deeper
02:41what's that's what's that's what's that's what's it means your mother created a fantasy child
02:45therapy
03:03that's right
03:06what's that's what's that pop
03:31I mean, he has gone fucking mad.
03:37It's just, it's been at it all night.
03:41It's moving, searching, taping.
03:44Oh, look at that trap.
03:46It's ridiculous.
03:48Shrinks my laptop as bait.
03:51Get out of here.
03:56Hey, hey, hey.
03:57Yeah, sure, maybe it's not his best work,
03:59but he's obviously worried about you.
04:02Uh, no.
04:04He is worried because he can't control me.
04:07Maybe control is his love language.
04:09Maybe that sucks, Richard.
04:11I mean, if he catches me, who knows what he'll lock me up in next.
04:15I can see from your point of view how that could suck,
04:17but look, we could easily outsmart that rudimentary trap
04:22and just obtain the laptop, send him a little email.
04:24We're not obtaining anything that defeats the purpose.
04:29No, yeah.
04:30I know that, wait, remind me.
04:31We are proving my independence.
04:33We.
04:33Me, I, I, okay, I don't need a laptop.
04:37I have my phone.
04:38Got it.
04:39So, let's just.
04:41Do you want a little help with that?
04:42I got it.
04:47Oh, whoever Terry is,
04:50he or she really wants to get a hold of you.
04:51Ah, yeah, she's my first call.
04:54Your story.
04:55They published it.
04:57No.
05:00Oh, God.
05:03They love you.
05:06Who's they?
05:07Ah, everyone.
05:09What, everyone?
05:10Like, everyone.
05:12Everyone, look, look.
05:14It's just.
05:15Everyone.
05:16I mean, you know, my mom says,
05:18saying I told you so is tacky,
05:19but I told you so.
05:22Breathtaking?
05:24Worth waiting for?
05:29Everyone loves me.
05:36You better be sitting in a dark room
05:38with the curtains drawn.
05:39I'm viral.
05:40I'm cat person.
05:43Viral.
05:43Me, I'm viral.
05:44Like a bad flu.
05:45Look, Lindy.
05:46I thought I'd been forgotten.
05:48Discarded.
05:49A has-been.
05:50But it turns out,
05:51they were waiting for me.
05:53Patiently.
05:54And they still love me.
05:56Reality check.
05:58You didn't fucking write it.
05:59It's not about the story.
06:01It's about my fans.
06:02And that they love me.
06:03That they still love me.
06:04You're basking in make-believe glory.
06:06This is a ticking time bomb
06:08that is going to blow.
06:09Wait a minute.
06:10You...
06:11You told me that you were gonna disarm the bomb.
06:14I tried.
06:15Okay, I-I-I-I flew Jackie out to New York.
06:18Was out negotiated by Hayseeds.
06:20Had sex with a cowboy in an elevator.
06:23Never got his name.
06:24Oh my god, and?
06:26It was wonderful.
06:28It was wonderful.
06:29You need to find him.
06:30Oh, I have to find him.
06:31Hey, uh, Fifty Shades of Pay on the line.
06:34E.L., the assistant.
06:35E.L.
06:36Lindy's nuts.
06:37It's a chef's kiss.
06:38I can hear him.
06:40Lindy, listen to me.
06:42We have a chance to fix this.
06:44We still have plausible deniability.
06:46So just do nothing.
06:48I mean fucking nothing.
06:49Say nothing.
06:50Do you hear me?
06:51Yes.
06:52Do and say nothing.
06:58The, um, Today Show wants an interview.
07:01The Today Show.
07:02The Today Show.
07:04Wants me.
07:05The Today Show.
07:07Wants me.
07:10Wait.
07:13Wait, no, no, look.
07:15On Zoom, you'll be regular size.
07:21Oh, I, I can't, I, okay, I, this is not, I can't really, I mean, I absolutely cannot,
07:31I, no, there's no way, I'm absolutely not doing the Today Show, I can't do the Today Show.
07:37Listen, listen, I know, I know, I know you're scared, I know it's been a minute since you've been the
07:40toast of the literary town.
07:41Yes, but.
07:42But this is Jenna.
07:44Jenna?
07:45Pulitzer Prize winner.
07:47Lindy, Little John.
07:49Okay.
07:49Hey, the world, we waited long enough.
07:52This is your time.
07:55It's my time.
07:56Are you kidding?
07:57This is your time.
07:59It's my time.
08:01I...
08:02Just saying.
08:06Here's the thing, though.
08:08Oh.
08:08Mm-mm.
08:09Too much talking in the head.
08:12Book it!
08:13We're gonna book it!
08:14Book it!
08:17I'm gonna be on the Today Show!
08:19Today Show!
08:22Okay, okay, okay.
08:24Excited, excited.
08:25Wait.
08:25Bad news, the, um, the phone is out of battery.
08:27That, um...
08:30Why didn't you get that charger?
08:40Uh, just a thought, don't kill the messenger.
08:43How about we just...
08:45When you say laptop, we're not getting a laptop.
08:48No, no, no, no.
08:49We are gonna go get the charger, because the charger equals independence.
09:00He, he should have used a more sensitive trigger.
09:02Okay, you need to let it go, Richie.
09:04We're not going for the laptop.
09:05Les!
09:07We gotta hide.
09:08Huh?
09:09The couch.
09:10Get off.
09:11Oh, wait for me!
09:12Wait for me!
09:14Les.
09:21Les.
09:23Les.
09:24It's okay.
09:25It's okay, dear.
09:26It's me.
09:27It's Mom.
09:28Oh.
09:30Are you...
09:31You're having a nervous breakdown?
09:34It...
09:34Shh.
09:35It's okay, if you are.
09:37I could call Lindy.
09:39We're...
09:39We're...
09:42You're in the wrong zone!
09:43You gotta be in the Les zone.
09:45This do not walk outside the Les zone.
09:47Les?
09:47Yes, keep your...
09:48Keep your voice down.
09:49Let me check your shoes.
09:50Oh, God.
09:51Oh, good.
09:52Oh, good.
09:52She's not there.
09:53She's not there.
09:54Les, Les, Les, Les.
09:55Yeah?
09:56I am very worried about you.
09:58No, Mom, I'm fine.
09:59I'm fine.
09:59I'm okay.
09:59I'm good.
10:00I'm good.
10:00We, uh, I'm just...
10:01I've been, um, remodeling the house for Lindy as a surprise.
10:05Oh.
10:06Yeah.
10:06Yeah, yeah.
10:07And I'm worried about you.
10:09Being up here, it's dangerous.
10:10So we should go...
10:11We should go downstairs.
10:11Come on, come on.
10:12Yeah.
10:13I think you are unwell.
10:15No, it's fine.
10:15It's the fumes.
10:16It's the fumes from the floor.
10:18That's the whole thing.
10:19What?
10:19So, all right.
10:20Okay.
10:21So we're on the move.
10:23And then we're gonna go downstairs in the last zone.
10:27No, you've got to stay.
10:28You must...
10:28Mom, you've got to stay in the last zone.
10:29Oh, in the last zone.
10:30Yeah.
10:31Okay.
10:31See?
10:32We're good.
10:32See?
10:33The last zone.
10:34That's it.
10:34Down we go.
10:35We're going down.
10:48Okay.
10:49Les has a really good mom.
10:52You know?
10:53Nancy, she shielded him from reality too much.
10:56And also from his dad, though, who was wow.
11:00But Nancy, no, she's a...
11:01Yeah, she's a mom-mom.
11:04Kind of always wished I had imagined.
11:08What would I be like if I did have...
11:15I think I need a minute.
11:17Yeah.
11:18Yeah, we can...
11:20We can take a minute.
11:27Okay, Mom.
11:28So, you know, we agreed last night with a change of plans.
11:32And Magoo's with Lindy.
11:33And I'm working.
11:34And Lulu's here at home.
11:36But she's in and out.
11:37And she's doing her thing.
11:38That, you know, you should probably just go home.
11:41Okay?
11:42Okay?
11:43Les.
11:44Yeah?
11:45I don't believe you.
11:46Which part?
11:47Every part, dear.
11:49I'm acting perfectly normal!
11:51The last minute remodeling.
11:54The fumes that I did not smell.
11:56The less zone.
11:58Lindy's disappearance.
11:59Lindy's disappearance?
12:00That's a little date line.
12:01The husband was the last one to see her.
12:03She's at the gray house, Mom.
12:06Okay?
12:06Other than that, I do not see my behavior as bizarre.
12:09I am working really hard.
12:11I am very stressed out.
12:13And I'm not sleeping very well.
12:16But I'm fine, Mom.
12:17I'm fine.
12:18Okay?
12:19You're fine.
12:20Sure, dear.
12:21When you're ready to talk, I'm right here.
12:24We talked!
12:25And I'm good.
12:26But it is too dangerous for you here.
12:28Okay?
12:29I promise that I will stay downstairs, away from these fumes.
12:34But I am not leaving until I know you're okay.
12:37One last thing.
12:39When was the last time you showered, dear?
12:47Okay.
12:48Let's get that charger.
12:49Now you just have to scale the vertical surface using the floss like a rock climber would a rope.
12:55Just all the way up.
12:57I can't do one pull-up, Richie.
12:59But you have the power of the square cube law behind you.
13:04See, why even pause?
13:06Just explain.
13:07All right.
13:07Simple math.
13:09As our size decreased, our proportional strength, that increased.
13:13It's like, um, ants.
13:15I fucking hate ants.
13:17Yes, but ant math is never wrong.
13:19Okay, well, you're tiny, too, so you do it.
13:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:22But this is your independence.
13:26Math is freedom.
13:28Freedom is independence.
13:29Go.
13:32All right.
13:36It's gonna...
13:38Yeah, it's not gonna...
13:39What are you doing?
13:41I'm conjuring my inner freedom math.
13:45This is exciting.
13:47Should we hide?
13:48No, no, no.
13:48I'm walking through the foyer in the left zone.
13:51I'm leaving for the lab, but I'd still love to hear from you.
13:54Wait, wait.
13:57Now I've opened the front door.
13:59Martin.
14:00You never answer your phone.
14:01Martin.
14:02We're in the clear.
14:03He's never letting Martin in here.
14:04Yeah, but Mom.
14:05Mom, Mom, Mom.
14:05Mom is in the basement, and she's a rule follower.
14:07She'll stay there.
14:08It's Lulu.
14:10We don't have eyes on Lulu, so...
14:13Tick-tock.
14:14You gotta help me.
14:15Oh, yeah.
14:15I'm gonna help you.
14:36Tick-tock.
14:39Tick-tock.
14:40Tick-tock.
14:42Tick-tock.
14:51Tick-tock.
15:01Intense
15:06I remember the moment I discovered my mother was a liar
15:10Too intense
15:12You're too intense
15:14You
15:15Me
15:17Why?
15:20Roommate
15:22Well
15:23Sure
15:23Stop
15:24What?
15:25You suck
15:26You probably suck more
15:28Okay, so I was a dick
15:30Sorry
15:30You didn't insult me
15:31Oh, you don't go to Forest Park?
15:33No, I do
15:34I just don't give a fuck about what you think
15:38Who's Wendy Pressett?
15:43Wendy?
15:43What?
15:44Yeah, she left a pretty hefty bar tab last night
15:48She sounds like a good time
15:49You both had whiskey sours
15:51She paid for your tab
15:53But then left her credit card
15:56Huh
15:56Okay, why don't you just fucking say it?
15:59Credit card fraud
16:05So what is this?
16:07Is this a shirtless citizen's arrest?
16:11No badge
16:12Nowhere to pin it
16:14I'm only asking
16:16Only you asking?
16:18Only me
16:18Good
16:20It's a stupid question anyway
16:32Okay, I'm gonna go
16:35Well, happy reading, Wendy
16:41You ran out saying someone could be dead
16:43Yeah, Lindy
16:44Lindy's having a hard time
16:45Is she sick?
16:47No, she's unwell
16:48Oh
16:49Look, I am happy to stay with Lindy
16:52No, she's at the Greyhouse
16:53But you rushed home
16:55She left this morning
16:56Because she's emotionally unwell
16:58Oh, right
16:59Yeah
17:00Should she be alone?
17:01No, Gary and Meg are nearby
17:03It's a lot, Martin
17:04It's a lot to keep in my head
17:05Yeah, yeah, yeah
17:05Quad for Les
17:06Herbal tea for Martin
17:08Bob?
17:11Oh, fuck
17:12Another quad for Les
17:17Is that Mills?
17:19Bob?
17:44Keep going
17:53Almost there
17:58Yes
17:59You did it
18:00Oh, I love math
18:05I know, right?
18:06It's like
18:07It's never wrong
18:08And the charger?
18:10On it
18:13Okay
18:31Big smile
18:32Ready, ready
18:33And
18:35Okay, all right
18:36Ready?
18:37Ready, ready, ready
18:38Three, two, one
18:41Merry Christmas
18:43A doll house
18:44It's just like our house
18:46Yeah
18:46Daddy's been working on this for months
18:48Well, it was Mommy's idea
18:49Well
18:50I knew you liked the one Steffi had
18:53This is way better than Steffi
18:55And look
18:55The lights work
18:56See?
18:57Woo
18:58Wait, wait
18:59Who do we have here?
19:00Me
19:00And you
19:01Oh, where's Daddy?
19:02He's at work
19:03Yeah, arguing with the mean people
19:05From Monsanto
19:06And the Organic Produce Alliance
19:08Mommy's at home
19:09Oh, yes
19:11But Mommy is in her office
19:13Working
19:14No
19:15But
19:16Mommy's watching TV
19:18No
19:19Mommy is
19:20At her desk
19:21Writing
19:23No
19:25She's watching TV
19:34I am the architect
19:36Of my own prison
19:41Not anymore
19:50Okay
19:53You got the sound
20:02Lindy!
20:03You all right?
20:04Yeah
20:22Oh, shit
20:26I'm fine
20:38Grandma
20:39Oh, you are a sight, dear
20:43I'm hungover, Grandma
20:45And I'm not the legal drinking age
20:47Do you hate me?
20:49Never, dear
20:50I appreciate your honesty
20:52Don't lose that quality
20:53Yeah, I think I was a little too honest last night
20:55Well, booze will do that
20:59I'm so glad you're here
21:01I don't even know or care why
21:02Ah, crossed wires with your dad
21:05Have you told him fuck science yet?
21:09Grandma
21:09Your words
21:11Or that you flunked out of college
21:15Sounds worse when you say it
21:16Is that not accurate?
21:20No, it's just
21:23Fuck
21:25What do you got there?
21:26Oh
21:27Mom's book
21:28Oh
21:29Apparently, I'm just like her
21:31Well, I take that as a compliment
21:34I don't think that's how she meant it
21:35I think you'll be surprised
21:50Morning, Bob
21:53Oh, I didn't see you
21:54But I saw you
21:57Kneels
21:58Lattes
21:59Plural
22:01I can explain
22:02Yes, you can
22:03And you will
22:04I know you can't help yourself, Bob
22:07Technically speaking
22:08I did not break the conditions stipulated in my NDA
22:11I answer questions solely related to my brother-in-law
22:14And his experiences at MedBot
22:16Then why are you so nervous, Bob?
22:19My brother-in-law alleges that once Hilton's company became the primary investor
22:23They illegally acquired his tech
22:25Illegally acquired?
22:28Oh, you know, per my attorney, I must qualify
22:30Allegedly, Hilton's legal chicanery is airtight
22:33And I mean airtight
22:35How did Hilton illegally acquire your brother-in-law's tech, Bob?
22:40Well, they closed ranks
22:41I had my brother-in-law removed
22:43Allegedly
22:46Gentlemen
22:47We don't see you
22:48We need to talk
22:49Really?
22:50Not you
22:51Less you
22:51It's important
23:02Okay, the today show
23:04I need to make a new first impression tomorrow morning
23:11What?
23:13Okay, for your information
23:15I gave Jackie Baldwin extensive notes
23:19No one would even care about the story if it didn't have my name on it
23:23Less took everything from me
23:24Look at me
23:25I could be six inches tall forever
23:27So I need this
23:29I need this one thing
23:31I tried
23:32Okay?
23:33Writing is hard
23:34And the pressure on a second book after winning the...
23:38I mean, it's paralyzing
23:40I'm on my own
23:45I need you to tell me it's okay
23:49Please
23:52Tell me
23:54I'm independent
23:57Tell me it's my turn
24:00Tell me
24:01It's mine
24:03Me
24:05Me
24:05The Bordeaux
24:07Thank you
24:09How's the second book coming?
24:12It's not
24:13But it will
24:14Do you remember how much Gary and I struggled when we were first starting the artisanal vitamin business?
24:19It was...
24:19Oh, like nine and a half months before we made a single sale?
24:22Nine and a half months before we made a single sale
24:26Yeah, but look at this now
24:27Barely able to keep up with domain
24:29Yeah
24:29And it is absolutely going to be the same for you
24:32Same for you?
24:34No, it's not
24:36It's not the same at all
24:38It's absolutely not the same at all
24:43How is little Lulu?
24:45Oh, yes
24:46How was her Christmas?
24:47Oh, we knocked her out of the park
24:49We are best parents ever
24:50Show them the pictures
24:51Oh, yeah
24:52You should see this dollhouse
24:54Oh, well, there she is
24:56Amazing
24:57What a sweetie
24:59What a sweetie
24:59So, Les, what have you been working on these days?
25:02I mean, R.I.P. GMO Tomato
25:04Oh, yeah
25:05R.I.P. GMO Tomato
25:07But it did bring you success, though
25:08You know, it did bring you some success
25:11Yeah
25:11Well, I do have a little germ of an idea, which I'm pretty excited about
25:17You do?
25:18Yeah, it's early days
25:20But I think I can say confidently that it does have the potential to change the world
25:25It has the potential to change the world?
25:27I like the sound of that
25:28I like the sound of that, too
25:30But, honey, it's my turn
25:32Remember?
25:34Remember?
25:35Well, actually, it's still my turn, sweetheart
25:38I do remember
25:40Sorry, we don't
25:42What is the turn saying?
25:44Oh, well, we take turns supporting each other
25:46So he supported me through my first book
25:48And I supported him through the first tomato
25:50And now it's my turn again
25:52He needs to support me for the second book
25:54See?
25:54Turns?
25:55No, because your turn won you the Pulitzer
25:58And my turn has yet to win me the Nobel
26:01The Nobel?
26:03I mean, honey
26:04Are you joking?
26:07Honey
26:07Not at all
26:08I'm not at all
26:09But the Nobel, I mean, that could be never
26:13That's how turns work, right?
26:15That's
26:15Your turn ended with the tomato
26:19That put you on the science map
26:20But then went splat
26:21Followed by your imminent termination from Monsanto
26:24Followed by our housekeeper
26:25Finding him naked, crying on the bed
26:28Oh
26:30Depression
26:31It's a bitch
26:33Mmm
26:33Yeah
26:35Oh, you know what?
26:36Should we take a visit to the arch?
26:38Ooh
26:39The arch?
26:40The arch
26:42How dare you tell Gary and Meg
26:44About my naked crying?
26:46That was me at my most vulnerable
26:48That was a secret between us
26:49How dare you tell them
26:51Your germ of an idea
26:52Before me
26:53Especially when this got me trapped in St. Louis
26:55And it's your turn until you win the Nobel
26:58That's new
26:59Not everyone, Lindy
27:00Lux into their prize on the first try
27:03Lux
27:03You know what I mean
27:04I think I do
27:09Point is
27:09How can I trust you if you're gonna expose me like that?
27:13Don't trust me then
27:14Just don't tell me anything ever again
27:16Fine, I won't
27:16Good, me too
27:17Great, secrets from now on
27:19Secrets
27:19Need a secret
27:20Love a secret
27:23But it
27:24Is
27:25My turn
27:31My
27:32Fucking turn
27:34It's my
27:35Fucking turn
27:37It's my
27:38Fucking turn
27:41It's my
27:42Fucking turn
27:44My fucking turn
27:50I can't take any more bad cat news
28:02So is this behavior normal?
28:04I don't know how to feel
28:04You should feel good
28:05Really?
28:07Mr. Magoo has diabetes
28:09I stabilized his blood sugar
28:11And he's going to be fine
28:12So the seizures have nothing to do with miniaturization
28:14Completely unrelated
28:15So she's going to live
28:17I mean he
28:17He
28:18He's going to live
28:18There's more good news
28:20Look
28:26That is a sample of Mr. Magoo's muscle tissue
28:29The rapid expansion process might cause fragmentation in the atomic bonds
28:33Leaving them too fragile to hold
28:38So we need to
28:41We need to slow the reaction
28:44To allow the nuclei time
28:46To form stronger bonds
28:48Stronger bonds are fundamental
28:49In the expansion of any fragile connection or alliance
28:54Oh, I agree
29:02We need a neutron moderator
29:12We need a neutron moderator
29:15The bar
29:15Equals V naught
29:19That is the exponential of
29:20Negative R
29:22Divided by
29:24Lambda
29:25Let's see if
29:26Keep going
29:27H hat equals
29:29Negative H bar
29:31Squared
29:32Over
29:33Over
29:33Over
29:34Over
29:34Two times the mass of the nucleus
29:37Times the location operator
29:40And
29:41V
29:42Multiplied by R
29:44Yes
29:45Oh, God
29:46God
29:46This is what I've been
29:47Missing
29:51We should
29:52Check the math
30:02Mom
30:03Is a good writer
30:06Like, good
30:07Well, she won an award, dear
30:10I know, but I didn't know, no
30:12Like, look
30:13The book is really funny
30:16But
30:16It's also deeply sad
30:19Grandma
30:20Grandma, it's making me
30:22There's just
30:23So much
30:25I'm connecting
30:26About mom
30:28Grandma
30:29Diane
30:29Me
30:30It's like
30:33I might need to rethink
30:35My thoughts
30:35You're coming of age
30:37Reading about
30:38Your mom
30:39Coming of age
30:41That's deep, Grandma
30:58Grandma
30:58Grandma, turn on channel 5
31:02We are talking to Pulitzer Prize
31:04Winning author
31:04Lindy Littlejohn
31:05About her sensational
31:06New short story
31:07Untitled
31:09What?
31:10Lindy looks terrific
31:12Lindy, could you possibly have expected
31:14The reaction to be anything like this?
31:16Oh, Jenna, I
31:18Nothing about this experience
31:20Is what I expected
31:21The story
31:22Mom wrote something?
31:24I always knew she would
31:26Did you know you were writing
31:28Something so provocative?
31:29You know, everything I write
31:30Provokes someone
31:32Right, Jenna?
31:34Very true
31:35Yeah
31:35You famously fictionalized
31:37Your difficult relationship
31:38With your mother
31:39And My Rainbow Starts With Black
31:41One of my all-time favorite books
31:44Oh, thank you
31:45I've got to ask you
31:46Did you base this story
31:47On your real life, too?
31:49So the book is true
31:50You know, Jenna
31:50I just think everyone
31:51Does their best writing
31:52When they're not worried
31:53What other people think
31:54That's the office
31:56Upstairs
31:57I thought she was at the Greyhouse
32:00So did I
32:01Lindy Littlejohn
32:02Thank you so much
32:03For being here
32:04Oh, thank you, Jenna
32:05It's been wonderful
32:06Talking to you
32:07Please turn this story
32:08Into a book
32:09I'll think about it
32:10Okay, bye-bye
32:19I killed it
32:23You have to write the book
32:25Oh, my God
32:26I feel like I have another chance
32:27I could write something
32:28I could write something great
32:30You already have
32:31Yes, Les supported me
32:32But I wrote
32:33I am a writer
32:36Right?
32:36I'm here
32:37I can support you
32:38I feel like me again
32:39Richie, this is
32:42Like, where have I been?
32:44You know?
32:44Like, I've been here
32:45The whole time
32:46And it's like I forgot
32:47I forgot
32:49I was right here
32:53I'm a writer
32:56Wait, are you crying?
32:58No
32:59No
33:00You're a little
33:00Me too
33:17Mom?
33:18Mom?
33:20Mom!
33:20Mom!
34:00By Jackie Baldwin?
34:03What the fuck?
34:26Yes.
34:28Were you here all night?
34:29Oh, shit.
34:30Lindy.
34:31Wait, what time is it?
34:32Oh, okay.
34:33So you're new.
34:35So everything's okay now?
34:36Yeah.
34:37Yeah.
34:38I admit, there's a little something between us, but nothing happened.
34:41We had a breakthrough.
34:42Oh.
34:42Well, she looked great on the Today Show.
34:44Vivian?
34:45Lindy.
34:46Lindy?
34:48Vivian.
34:48Who's on what?
34:50Lindy was on the Today Show this morning.
34:54How did she...
34:56What did she look like?
34:57What?
34:58What?
34:58What?
35:22Lindy.
35:24Lindy.
35:28Lindy?
35:34Lindy?
35:37Lindy?
35:37Lindy, where are you?
35:38Right here, Les.
35:41And I can take care of myself.
35:45Yeah, clearly, you're on the fucking Today Show.
35:48I'm worried, sick, I'm working all night, and poof, you're writing again?
35:51You're a viral sensation?
35:52Who knew?
35:53Not me.
35:53I'm six inches tall.
35:55Who knew?
35:56Not me.
35:57Keeping secrets was your idea.
36:00I think you're taking that to the extreme.
36:02I think you're taking that to the extreme.
36:04You're delusional.
36:05You're delusional.
36:08I can't lose you, Lindy.
36:10No more traps, Les.
36:12Lindy?
36:13Is that you?
36:17Mom!
36:18Dad?
36:21What's going on?
36:23Oh my God!
36:24Grandma!
36:25Is she dead?
36:26No!
36:27She just fainted!
36:27Quickly, run to the pharmacy, get some bromides.
36:30What the fuck are bromides?
36:31Google it!
36:33She's having one of her spells!
36:34Grandma has spells?
36:35Yes!
36:36She's old!
36:37Hurry up!
36:39Hurry, hurry, hurry!
36:42Mom!
36:44Mom!
36:46Okay, mom.
36:47Oh!
36:48Okay, mom.
36:48Here we go.
36:49Mom?
36:51Mom, it's okay.
36:53Hey, mom.
36:54Hey, mom.
36:58Hey.
36:59Mom.
36:59Hey.
37:00Hey, it's okay.
37:01You just fainted.
37:04Yeah.
37:04I saw her.
37:06Saw who, mom?
37:08Lindy.
37:10She...
37:11She was so small.
37:12Yeah, Lindy's not here.
37:13Remember, mom?
37:15I saw her.
37:16Like...
37:17Like a little doll.
37:18She was...
37:18She was like a real life little Lindy doll.
37:22I think you mean one of Lulu's little dolls.
37:23No, no.
37:24No.
37:24I know what I saw.
37:26And I...
37:26Yeah.
37:26I saw her on...
37:28On TV, too.
37:29No.
37:30Lulu?
37:31No, no.
37:31Lulu's not here either, mom.
37:33Lulu's not here.
37:34I think you're a little confused.
37:35No, mom.
37:35I'm not confused.
37:36Yeah.
37:36You're lying to me.
37:38I am your mother.
37:40Tell me the truth.
37:41Okay.
37:42Okay.
37:43Um...
37:43Ah, come on.
37:44Come on.
37:44Sit down.
37:45Come on.
37:46What?
37:46Just sit, sit.
37:48So, um...
37:48Okay, so, um...
37:50Okay, so this is...
37:52This is hard.
37:53What?
37:54This is hard, but the truth...
37:56Yeah?
37:58The truth is...
37:59Mm-hmm.
38:01Um...
38:01That I put a painkiller in your tea.
38:04And hallucinations are a side effect.
38:06So, there is no tiny Lindy.
38:08You want?
38:09Yeah.
38:10Why?
38:10When?
38:11Because of your back.
38:13Because I know it's been bothering you, and I wanted you to relax, and...
38:16Yeah.
38:17You drugged me?
38:19What kind of son drugs his own mother?
38:24Concerned son, huh?
38:25Huh?
38:25No, no, no.
38:26You're not sorry.
38:27You are manipulating and controlling and a liar.
38:31And you are without a doubt your father's son, which breaks my fucking heart.
38:36What?
38:37Oh.
38:37Whoa!
38:38What?
38:39I failed.
38:40I'm...
38:40I'm guilty.
38:41I...
38:42I tried.
38:42I tried to protect you from this.
38:45From...
38:45From what?
38:46From becoming your father.
38:48My...
38:49Well, I'd say you overdid it.
38:52Huh?
38:52Because I was invisible.
38:54Huh?
38:54And I still am.
38:55Yeah, that's what fucking drives me, and that's fine.
38:58But dad is a kind and fair...
39:01An asshole.
39:03Who keeps me on a tight leash.
39:06But...
39:06I have made my peace with that.
39:09And my marriage is not your marriage.
39:12Whatever you have done to Lindy, and I mean whatever you have done to her, she is not me.
39:19She needs to be off the leash.
39:20She needs to be free out of anyone's control.
39:24I don't know what you are hiding, but you are not remodeling.
39:28And if you are lying to me, I'd bet the farm you are lying to her and yourself.
39:33Mom.
39:34Mom, I love you.
39:36No, no.
39:37You love you.
39:39What is it your Dr. Carmichael says?
39:41Dig deep.
39:42If I were you, I'd start digging deeper than you've ever done before.
39:46Find the truth.
39:47Keep on lying, keep on burying, and you will lose her if you haven't already.
39:55She was going to leave me. It was an accident.
39:57No, there are no accidents.
40:00Isn't that a chapter in your doctor's book?
40:05Tell her.
40:06Tell her what you did.
40:08Tell Lindy everything.
40:11Because until you are honest, you are fucked, dear.
40:32And that's the complete and honest truth of it.
40:37And I love you, Lindy.
40:40Lindy.
40:41And I need you, Lindy.
40:44And I miss you.
41:06Where's Grandma?
41:08Uh.
41:15She left.
41:17This isn't about Grandma, is it?
41:23Mom left you.
41:29She left us, didn't she?
41:41I'm trying to hear you, and see you, and be honest with you, if you're ever going to forgive me.
41:47And the truth is, the truth is that I was scared.
41:52You were going to leave me, and I didn't want to lose you.
41:55And so, um, I miniaturized you.
42:02On purpose.
42:04I did it.
42:06And that's the complete and honest truth.
42:09I miniaturized you.
42:11On purpose.
42:13I did it.
42:15Miniaturized you.
42:16On purpose.
42:18I did it.
42:19Miniaturized you.
42:20On purpose.
42:21I did it.
42:22I did it.
42:25Miniaturized you.
42:26On purpose.
42:28Miniaturized you.
42:29On purpose.
42:30I did it.
42:35Miniaturized you.
42:36On purpose.
42:37QUICK inspirate.
43:06Miniaturized you. On purpose, I did it.
43:09Miniaturized you.
43:40Miniaturized you. On purpose, I did it.
44:09Miniaturized you. On purpose, I did it.
44:14Miniaturized you. On purpose, I did it.
44:16Miniaturized you. On purpose, I did it.
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