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Mama June: From Not to Hot - Season 8 - Episode 05: The Naked Truth
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00:00Previously on Mama June.
00:02Hey, what's wrong now?
00:03Our whole backyard caught a fire.
00:05The fire department said they think it's arson.
00:07I don't even want to go back to that house
00:09until they figure all this out.
00:10What are y'all going to do about the bridal shower?
00:11Maybe we could do it at your house.
00:14You can have it here, Jessie.
00:15With the shower now at my place,
00:17Josh and Darren finally came face to face.
00:20Seeing Pumpkin and Darren together really makes my damn skin crawl.
00:23I'm not going to hang out.
00:25I wish that was the only drama that day.
00:27Where y'all staying at?
00:29We're staying at a hotel right now.
00:30Mama couldn't help herself from trying to one-up Trina.
00:33I decided I think y'all need to come stay with me.
00:36So you can suck at Trina.
00:38She's just ridiculous.
00:39Jessie and Cheyenne moved in with Mama, but they came with a plan.
00:43Hey, Junebug, we're here.
00:45I'm upstairs.
00:46Cozy up to Mama and her checkbook.
00:49And then you got, boom, the winning of her dreams.
00:51Sounds like a plan.
00:53Meanwhile, Alana had some great news about college.
00:56I did make the Dean's List.
00:57You're going to do like a ceremony or something?
00:58It's like this week coming up.
01:00She also had some Tata spiel.
01:02I haven't really talked to Josh.
01:03Like after the divorce, he kind of just disappeared.
01:06I thought the last person that would just not talk to me ever again was Josh.
01:10Life has been very rough on me, so I don't want to pile that on anybody else.
01:15It was time he buckled up and listened to what I had to say.
01:18They're doing Alana ceremony for the Dean's List inside.
01:22I would love to go.
01:23If you want to watch the kids for a couple of days, all I want to do is come by
01:26and say
01:26bye to the kids.
01:27I just need you to be cordial with Darren.
01:29I have not healed or moved on like you have.
01:32You've been happy-go-lucky.
01:33I've been miserable.
01:44You moved on to another relationship and another child.
01:47So like if I can be cordial with that aspect, why can't you be cordial?
01:53You're so ill at me because I moved on.
01:56You moved on way farther than I did.
02:01No.
02:01You moved on off.
02:02You made a whole other family.
02:05You made a whole other family.
02:11I haven't got to be a child pumpkin because it wasn't supposed to happen.
02:14I wasn't even in a relationship.
02:16You know how to prevent it.
02:17You know how to prevent it.
02:18You know how to prevent it.
02:19I wasn't in a relationship with the person and haven't been up until a certain point.
02:23You moved faster than anybody else.
02:25I haven't moved anything.
02:26I moved out.
02:26You moved him in.
02:28No, it didn't work like that actually.
02:29Yeah.
02:29Me.
02:30No, it didn't.
02:32Your anger is the problem and it has continued to be a problem.
02:36We've been divorced a year and you still can't get him under control.
02:38All I'm saying is he tries to be cordial.
02:41You don't try to be cordial ever, ever, ever, ever.
02:46Pumpkin wanted this whole divorce thing and I don't get why I should even be on her timeline
02:52at all or play nice with Darren.
02:55I don't have to move as fast as she wants me to.
02:58You're gonna have to at some point get over the fact that me and Darren are together.
03:03I have my kids with you.
03:05I didn't have my kids with you and him.
03:06I don't need to talk to him.
03:07I don't have a reason to associate.
03:08I don't mind nodding my head to acknowledge that he's in the room.
03:12But I don't have nothing for him.
03:14That's all I ask.
03:14I'm not asking y'all to be friends.
03:16I mean, really, for me, it's just like taking baby steps so that hopefully one day, like,
03:20it not be like it is now.
03:24We have four kids plus Alana.
03:26So, like, we're still gonna have to deal with each other.
03:29We're still gonna have to be cordial.
03:31We're still gonna have to figure out things with the kids.
03:34So we're gonna have to associate, like, that doesn't just go away.
03:43I mean, at the end of the day, regardless of everything else, like, I just wanna start being cordial.
03:47So I'll pick up the veal for breakfast.
03:51You're gonna find you in flight.
03:53You can come by and see the kids as long as it's cordial.
03:59I think it'll be good for me to go see her because I do miss her.
04:03So to Colorado, I go.
04:06Well, all right.
04:07I do need to go see Alana.
04:09And the Dean's List is super important.
04:10So that's something that I don't wanna miss.
04:13So I guess I'm gonna take the time and haul ass to Colorado.
04:17You can thank me later because Alana's gonna be so happy to see you.
04:21I'll see the details.
04:22Yeah.
04:24Thanks for breakfast.
04:26You're welcome.
04:36Okay.
04:42Have you used kind of okra before?
04:44No.
04:44Have you?
04:45No.
04:45What is that?
04:45A plant?
04:46It's like now.
04:49Is it not a pack?
04:50It's a fry thing.
04:52It's a South thing, though.
04:55One of the coolest things about living in Colorado
04:57is that you get to meet new people from, like, all over the place.
05:00My friends are from everywhere.
05:02And I get to teach them things, and they get to teach me things.
05:05Like, they didn't even know what okra was.
05:08Have you told your family that you made the Dean's List?
05:10Yes, I did.
05:11Were they excited?
05:12Yeah, they were so happy. I honestly didn't believe it.
05:14Girl, me either.
05:15When I got the email, I was like, is this fake?
05:17I know. I was like, there's no way.
05:19Mine was right at a 3.75, so I was on, like, the borderline.
05:23Period.
05:23But you didn't.
05:24Yeah, and that's all that matters. Period.
05:27Pre-college, Lana, I don't, like, I don't not think
05:30I would have made the Dean's List.
05:32So to be able to be in college now, like, in nursing school
05:36and, like, actually making the Dean's List
05:38is, like, a pretty big accomplishment for me
05:40because college has really opened my eyes to be like,
05:43oh, ok, like, we really need to learn here.
05:45Ok, I think we should cheers to, like, nursing school.
05:49Like, Lindsay's List.
05:50We're really out here doing the thing.
05:51Mm-hmm.
05:52Well, like, basically we're, like, 50% a nurse.
05:55Yeah.
05:5550%.
05:56Cheers to that.
05:57And then after this semester, we'll be 75% a nurse.
06:01And then after...
06:01And we'll be 100% a nurse.
06:02It'll be 100% a nurse.
06:04Yes.
06:04I can't wait till they give me that diploma.
06:06I know.
06:07Grilled chicken sandwich with barbecue mac.
06:12Anything else I can grab for you guys?
06:13Um, I think we're good right now.
06:14Thank you, though.
06:15Enjoy.
06:17So are you gonna go to, like, the Dean's Ceremony thing?
06:19I am.
06:20How about you?
06:20I don't know.
06:21I'm a little undecided.
06:22I think I might go, though.
06:23So there's a ceremony tomorrow for the Dean's List,
06:26and I guess you just, like, get your name called,
06:29and then you get your certificate.
06:30I mean, it's not a super big event,
06:32but it is cool to get recognized for all my hard work.
06:35Have you told your family or your mom
06:36that you made the Dean's List yet?
06:37I just feel like if I tell my mom, like,
06:39she's gonna go crazy,
06:40because, like, she already calls me all the time
06:41asking for medical advice,
06:43so she's gonna be like,
06:44well, now you can just perform a surgery on me now.
06:47And I'm like, girl, I'm not a doctor.
06:49My mom, like, I'm reading her, like, what I'm studying,
06:51and she'll be like, oh, my gosh, I think I have that.
06:53That was me the other day when we were studying.
06:56One of the things they don't really tell you
06:58about nurse's school is, like,
06:59when you really start to know the diagnosis,
07:01like, you start to diagnose yourself.
07:03They're like, one of the signs and symptoms
07:05is, like, a headache,
07:06and I'm like, wait, I have a headache right now.
07:08Like, do I have this?
07:10Like, am I finna die?
07:17It's Josh.
07:21I don't think I'm gonna answer.
07:24Yeah, I'm not gonna answer.
07:26Why do you think he called you?
07:28Probably just like a but now.
07:29Probably didn't mean to.
07:30Mm-hmm.
07:31That's what I can think.
07:32Because we haven't talked in so long.
07:34Like, why out the blue would you just call me?
07:36I never thought that Josh would just absolutely ghost me.
07:40Like, a few weeks went by,
07:42and I didn't really think much of it, you know?
07:44He was going through the divorce.
07:45A few months go by,
07:47and I'm like, oh, okay,
07:49so we're just not gonna speak to Lana anymore?
07:52What am I supposed to do?
07:54I'm thinking that me and Josh
07:55are still gonna have a good relationship
07:57after the divorce?
07:58Nope.
07:59Do you think you're calling back?
08:02Hmm.
08:02I don't know.
08:03Probably not.
08:05But anyways,
08:06what are we gonna do tonight?
08:08We should go out.
08:08Maybe go to like an arcade or something?
08:10Yeah.
08:11Yeah.
08:11I love a good arcade.
08:12I wanna win big!
08:21Hey, yeah, I got red.
08:23You got red?
08:24What you saying?
08:24I got red.
08:26You didn't have a draw?
08:27No, I didn't.
08:29You wanna play tic-tac-toe?
08:30Mommy?
08:31Yeah, baby?
08:32My daddy's coming.
08:33I don't know exactly what time.
08:34I just know he's coming.
08:36Yeah.
08:37You sure you don't want me to leave?
08:39Everything's gonna be okay?
08:40I think so.
08:41Yeah, it sounds too convincing.
08:43If Josh says anything slick, just bite your tongue.
08:46You hear me?
08:47Sure.
08:49Josh is coming by this morning to say goodbye to the kids
08:51before he goes to Denver and try to make amends with Lana.
08:55I hope what I told him about being cordial with Darren
08:57for the sake of the kids really stuck in his brain for him.
09:13First time I've ever dealt with showing up to my old house, see that guy that's playing house in my
09:19house with my ex-wife and my kids, it's just, it's painful.
09:25I don't care what anybody says about divorce.
09:29It's a hundred times worse than you can imagine.
09:33Hey, you.
09:39Coming up on Mama June.
09:41June, boy.
09:43No, this isn't porno.
09:46Hey.
09:47My first thought is, what the hell is he doing here?
09:49My second thought is, what the hell is he doing here?
09:52So, haven't heard from you in a while.
09:55There's some stuff that blew up a lot of red flags for me.
09:59It's no secret that, you know, I don't like Cheyenne.
10:02She's always got something slick to say.
10:04I feel like she's controlling to Jessica.
10:06Do you really even like me, Gene?
10:15I mean, how you doing?
10:17Hey, you.
10:24What's up?
10:25What's up, boy?
10:26Hey, Daddy, look, I got tattoos!
10:30Oh!
10:31Daddy, look, I got tattoos!
10:33You got tattoos?
10:33My tattoos!
10:35Give me kisses.
10:36Oh!
10:37Daddy, get up here.
10:39Mwah!
10:41I love you.
10:41See you when I get back, okay?
10:43Daddy, how long are you gonna be gone for?
10:45Oh, it's just a couple days for you.
10:46Okay.
10:47Okay.
10:47Go, bye-bye.
10:48Go, bye-bye.
10:49No, you stay with Mommy for a few days.
10:50Stay with Mommy for a few days, okay?
10:52Thank God for my kids, man,
10:53because the second they ran up to me,
10:56I didn't give a damn if he was in the room or not.
10:58I came here to see my kids
10:59before I go off and see Ilana,
11:01so I don't really have time for that dude.
11:04Hey, you gonna go give Daddy love him?
11:06He's gonna be gone for a few days.
11:07Go give him some loves.
11:11I miss you.
11:12I'm gonna miss you.
11:13I love you.
11:14I love you.
11:15I'll see you in a couple days, okay?
11:17Okay.
11:18Give me kisses.
11:18Mwah.
11:19Okay.
11:21Appreciate it.
11:23You're welcome.
11:24Tell Ilana, say hey.
11:25I will.
11:25I'll see you all later.
11:27Bye, Daddy!
11:28Love ya.
11:31That did go pretty good.
11:32You sound great?
11:32I didn't even say what's up.
11:35That could have 100% went the wrong way.
11:39And now I kind of feel like we're getting somewhere.
11:42Everybody's acting like adults and civil,
11:45and like they have some common sense.
11:47Yay.
11:47Well, Josh didn't try to take a swing at me,
11:50so I guess we'll call that a win.
11:52I think I fulfilled my cordial duties for the year,
11:54because that took a whole lot more out of me
11:57than I expected.
11:58I've been making a lot of positive changes in my life,
12:00and I believe that Coach G is a part
12:02of those positive changes for sure.
12:04Start with the mental part of breaking everything down.
12:07That goes with some frustrations, man.
12:09Give me a one-two on that.
12:12There you go.
12:14Keeping me mentally focused.
12:16I think that was a good step, yeah.
12:18A thousand percent.
12:19But the next time, he needs to use the mother
12:21doorbell.
12:22Baby steps.
12:23Yeah, 100%.
12:26Yo, come on, give me a kiss.
12:30He's going to be a little bit of an uneasy feeling.
12:41So just moved to my gate.
12:44Hopefully the flight doesn't get delayed,
12:45so I'll make it to the ceremony on time.
12:49but I still got a little bit of an uneasy feeling
12:51just because she didn't text back.
12:53She didn't call back.
12:55I don't know how she feels.
12:56We haven't talked still,
12:57so I'm basically just popping up like June.
12:59Is she even going to want to see me?
13:03I don't know.
13:05Hopefully it goes good.
13:14Enjoy your shower?
13:16Yep.
13:16Oh, finally, it's alone time.
13:19Rub-a-dub-dub, them balls good.
13:21I will. You want to help?
13:24Okay.
13:25I mean, look, KP's at a sleepover.
13:27Shay and Jessica said that we're going to be gone for a few hours,
13:29and I'm home alone with my little Hunsett buns,
13:32and I need to get some Hunsett buns love.
13:45I mean, it's been a little cold here in the bedroom lately,
13:47especially since I've had my hysterectomy,
13:49so I thought I would spice things up
13:51and move it on to the living room
13:53and see if it would heat it up a little bit.
13:59Babe!
14:01Babe, I got something for you!
14:03You going to come on or what?
14:07Look, this bitch is naked in here.
14:10What are you doing?
14:13You don't even see your roses.
14:14I see the roses.
14:16Just be romantic.
14:18So you know what I'm saying?
14:19Um, Lloyd, you get the house here,
14:22and this is what you come up with?
14:25Mm-hmm.
14:26It sounds like we need to start
14:27kicking other ones out more often.
14:29I want to be out here, venture.
14:31Okay, there you go.
14:32Let's prop down on the couch then.
14:34Come on.
14:35Oh, God, look.
14:38All right.
14:38This is crazy.
14:44Go in there and get your wallet now.
14:46Okay.
14:48We've only been at Mama's for one night,
14:49and it's already crazy,
14:51so we went out and ran some errands
14:52and dropped Harper off.
14:53And then I forgot my wallet.
14:55It's like we can never get away from this place.
14:58Hurry up.
14:59We got stuff we got to do.
15:09Oh, God.
15:11Who's that?
15:14What are you doing back here?
15:16You wasn't going to be back for hours.
15:18Dude.
15:22Coming up on Mama Jean.
15:24Hey.
15:25Haven't heard from you in a while.
15:27Kind of just, like, left me in the dust.
15:29I just hope that she's not through with me.
15:32We just can't sit here and talk about this all day.
15:33We have another place to go.
15:34Oh, well, great.
15:35Well, let's go.
15:35Oh, hell no.
15:37I'm not going to let her do what she wants to do.
15:39Bitch, I know I'm a f***ing lot.
15:40Y'all scared me.
15:41Trina definitely controls Cheyenne.
15:44And Cheyenne controls Jessica.
15:45I think I might just go ahead and go to my mom.
15:48With or without you.
15:56Oops.
15:58What are you doing back here?
15:59You wasn't going to be back for hours.
16:02Dude.
16:03It was just a little noisy.
16:04I was coming to get my wallet, but Jessie can pay for it.
16:07I'm good.
16:08I think she does everything else.
16:12Well, I definitely saw a different side of June today,
16:15and I never want to see it again.
16:17Why are you at the door?
16:19Oh, no, it's my fault.
16:22You know what?
16:25You want to know what I've just seen?
16:26What?
16:27Your mama's everything.
16:28What do you mean you saw her mama's everything?
16:31Her whole tit was out.
16:36I'm traumatized.
16:37Well, welcome to the family.
16:39Everybody sees you naked.
16:41That's not the kind of family bonding I was expecting.
16:44It was nasty.
16:46You seen it?
16:47What's done?
16:47I just want you to know.
16:48No, I don't want to envision it.
16:50Okay, well, imagine me actually seeing it,
16:52and now we have to go back and sit down and have supper with them?
16:55She invited us for a few nights.
16:58They couldn't have waited a few nights to do that?
17:01I guess not.
17:12It feels weird being back in Denver,
17:14because the last time we were here,
17:15it was me and Pumpkin helping Alana move in.
17:17And now I'm here solo, staying in a hotel room.
17:21So things have definitely changed.
17:24We got to go and do the school tour.
17:27Right, right, right, right, right.
17:27Denver represents everything that I wanted for Alana.
17:31For her to do her own thing, to get away from her family, to get away from all the drama,
17:36and I've always tried to be there, at least to get a car.
17:40Wow, let me go get in there.
17:42Me and Draylan physically painted a house for two and a half weeks to be able to give you this.
17:46To pep talk her through it, to just ensure her that she is making the right decision.
17:51I mean, I'm proud that you went ahead and been like, this is what I'm going to do.
17:53You're going to get in your car, get your and leave.
17:57And if I could buy you a plane ticket to go out there tomorrow, I would.
18:01I'm just super, super proud of Alana.
18:04I mean, she's in nursing school.
18:07She made the dean's list.
18:09I mean, I just hope that she's not through with me.
18:17Okay, okay.
18:34Hey!
18:37What are you actually doing here?
18:40You made the dean's list, girl.
18:41You think I'm going to miss that?
18:45My first thought is, what the hell is he doing here?
18:48My second thought is, what the hell is he doing here?
18:51And my third thought is, how does he even know about this?
18:54Pumpkin.
18:56I don't know how this is going to go down, but we shall see.
19:00At least I can show up for one important thing.
19:04Okay.
19:22The ceremony was pretty good, huh?
19:24I'm hungry.
19:25I am too.
19:26I'm starving.
19:30The dean's list ceremony was a little awkward.
19:32Like, Josh was just sitting next to me.
19:35Like, he's just been this supportive, like, father figure all along.
19:39He did offer to take me to lunch, and I hope Josh isn't really expecting the little Alana
19:44that doesn't express her feelings, because he wants to come all the way out of Colorado
19:49to talk.
19:50We're going to talk.
19:52All right, can I get you guys anything you should drink?
19:54Um, yes.
19:55Could I do a Mountain Dew?
19:56Yeah.
19:58Uh, you got sweet tea?
20:00Yes, sir.
20:00That sounds good.
20:01Sweet.
20:09So, I'm not trying to be mean, but, like, what you here for?
20:13Haven't heard from you in a while.
20:17Well, you know, I wanted to surprise you by coming to the school.
20:21I'm very much surprised.
20:25Josh seems a little nervous, which is exactly what I wanted, so good.
20:29He hasn't talked to me in months, so he could feel bad for a few minutes.
20:33I felt bad for months.
20:36Thought your phone was possibly broken or something.
20:40I mean, honestly, you kind of just, like, left me in the dust.
20:44Never thought in a million years that you would do that.
20:51In a million years, you never thought it, but I did.
20:54I just didn't want to drag you into it.
20:56I shut myself out from the world and everybody in it.
21:01It did feel like you were just, like, up and leaving, and, like, you wasn't going to talk to me.
21:07Because, I mean, I have been through it.
21:09I mean, my mama and Sugar wasn't married, but when they split up, he wasn't really around.
21:14He quit talking to me.
21:18The last thing I ever wanted to do to Alana was be another piece of a parent.
21:24Sugar Bear does not want to be in my life.
21:26I can tell you that right now, Jennifer.
21:26And you don't want to be in here.
21:28No, I can tell you that right now, Jennifer.
21:30You've never wanted to be in here.
21:31Sugar Bear doesn't want me because I'm not a boy.
21:33She's already been through a lot.
21:35A lot of disappointment.
21:36And I don't want to add to the disappointment.
21:39I am always here, and I am always a phone call away.
21:43And I don't mind if I have to fly out the next day.
21:48But I'm not going to leave and not ever come back.
21:51You know, what's going on on the outside world really sucks.
21:55You know, but I'm not Sugar Bear.
21:58Sugar, so I'll always be here when you need me.
22:03It was just hard because you didn't want to reach.
22:05Well, I don't know if you wanted to.
22:06I wanted to.
22:07There was not a part of me that didn't, as the days had went by,
22:10that I didn't think about you.
22:12When somebody would ask me a question, I'm like, I'm so proud of her.
22:14She's up there in school.
22:15She's not down here.
22:17But it's a divorce.
22:19Alana, you're going to be drug through this shit, dude.
22:22I should have reached out.
22:24I promise, but...
22:25I understand.
22:25You were going through a very hard time.
22:27But, like, you could have just picked up the phone.
22:29I'm like, hey, I'm okay.
22:30Just let you know.
22:32That was an emotional wreck, dude.
22:35I wouldn't have been able to explain anything.
22:36I'd have just been boo-hoo and bitching and screaming and crying about the shit that, like,
22:41I can't control.
22:44You know, you go every day from seeing the kids every day to not being able to see them
22:48but for a week at a time.
22:50That sucks.
22:53A lot of me wishes I could go back and fix a lot of the things and repair what was
22:57broken,
22:57but I didn't want to drag you into it.
23:02I mean, but, like, we didn't even have to talk about what was going on.
23:07You could have reached out and been like, I'm going through a lot right now.
23:11I'll reach back out when I get my head on straight.
23:24Coming up on Mama Jean, it's like I haven't been trying with Josh.
23:28I'm not saying we're going to have a heart-to-heart and be best friends,
23:30but, like, look, man, you feel this way.
23:32Let me hear it.
23:32I'll tell you how I feel.
23:33There's no telling what's been said about me.
23:35But do you really even like me, Jean?
23:38It's no secret that I don't like Cheyenne.
23:40I am Jesse's future.
23:49I could have reached out and been like, I'm going through a lot right now.
23:53I'll reach back out when I get my head on straight.
24:02I know.
24:13Well, I was very selfish with my time and what I was going through,
24:17and I just didn't reach out like I should have.
24:21I'm taking accountability for it by sitting here and talking to you about it.
24:25I am always here, and I come out here to tell you I was sorry.
24:29Here you go.
24:31It just...
24:36We can't go back in the past, so now we can just move forward
24:40and we can do better at communicating.
24:45I do think that Josh's apology was genuine.
24:49I mean, he did come all the way to Colorado
24:52just to come see me and, like, just to talk things out.
24:55It is kind of nice to just have somebody show up for me.
24:58What you been up to?
25:00How's life been treating you?
25:03Um...
25:04Well...
25:06It's been slightly rough.
25:09I've had a lot going on.
25:11And I'm sure you know, I had another child.
25:15And that's been fun.
25:16No, yeah.
25:18So does that mean you have five kids or six kids?
25:26I have six, Lonnie.
25:30Are you, like, counting me in as on the six?
25:34Yes.
25:35Okay, okay.
25:36I'm just reassuring myself.
25:40You know, I deserve the sarcasm from Alana.
25:44I kind of missed it.
25:45I should have told her about the baby,
25:47and I should have kept in touch.
25:48But I'm just so happy to be here now.
25:51But I can clearly tell I have a lot of work to do.
25:54Josh is really the only father figure I have now.
25:57So I think we just now see each other eye to eye
26:00and we understand.
26:01So now we're fine.
26:03I have a lot of ways to get in contact with me.
26:06You know?
26:07Just pick up your phone and go,
26:09hey, what you doing?
26:12Or you could even,
26:13hey, what you doing?
26:16Either one works.
26:19I'm just glad I got to come out here and settle this.
26:23Yeah, I am too.
26:25We're supposed to be going out later on
26:28with some friends,
26:29so maybe you could come by and meet my new friends.
26:33I'd love to be a part of your life.
26:37They've heard all about you not talking to me.
26:39I mean, even Jalen was pretty upset about it.
26:42Well, now that I've spoken my piece here,
26:44I guess I get to speak my piece to him
26:46at some point while I'm here.
26:48Yeah, he's going to be very surprised that you're here.
27:06Silas, Silas, come here, baby.
27:07Let me put this on your face.
27:08Turn around.
27:10You're a sweet boy.
27:14Josh is in Colorado watching the kids.
27:17I've got all four of mine
27:18plus Darren's little girl, Nova.
27:20And with five kids,
27:22the house gets old very quick.
27:24So let's go to the water park
27:27and let's let them mess up something that ain't ours.
27:29He did it!
27:31He's underwater swimming too, Fookie.
27:33I hear you, boy.
27:37Are you having so much fun?
27:39Oh, yeah.
27:42I did think it was nice to get a couple extra days
27:44with the kids, though,
27:45and we can do stuff like that.
27:46I mean, 100%.
27:47It is nice.
27:48I could have thought a year ago
27:49you'd be sitting here with me at the water park.
27:51It wasn't supposed to be none of this, man.
27:53Like, I got divorced.
27:55I ran the streets for a year and a half, two years.
27:58And, like, I was content where I was at.
27:59And here you come.
28:00Yeah, that's what you said.
28:02In the lifestyle I live now,
28:03I'm bathing four kids at 8.30.
28:05I'm eating some Oreos at 9.00.
28:06And I'm asleep at 9.15.
28:09It's crazy, dog.
28:10You know, I've always heard that love finds you
28:13when you least expect it.
28:14And honestly, I am finding that to be very true.
28:17After my divorce,
28:18I just really wanted to be single
28:20and mingle a little bit.
28:21But Darren ruined that.
28:23Now we're in love
28:23and literally chasing a ton of kids.
28:26It was supposed to be a fun time call.
28:28Now look at us.
28:29Now look at us.
28:30Trying to build a life together.
28:31Yay.
28:32Come here, kids.
28:35Come here.
28:37I love you.
28:38I love you.
28:40Now if we could just get the last one on board,
28:42everything would be okay.
28:44Yeah.
28:46It's like I haven't been trying with Josh.
28:48You know, I'm not saying
28:49we're going to have a heart-to-heart
28:50and be best friends,
28:51but I mean, just like,
28:52look, man, you feel this way.
28:53Let me hear it.
28:54I'll tell you how I feel.
28:55I'll let you hear it.
28:56You know, and maybe
28:58we can just kind of find a common ground
29:00where, you know...
29:01Yeah, but I just don't think
29:01maybe he is ready
29:03for, like, having a conversation yet.
29:05So my biggest thing is...
29:06I mean, I don't think he was ready
29:06to have a conversation with Lana either,
29:07but she kind of set all that up.
29:10I mean, I think we're getting there.
29:11I think we're getting there.
29:12You're just going to give us some time.
29:13I mean, 100%.
29:16I don't know.
29:17Baby steps, right?
29:18Baby steps, spooky.
29:19I'm going to go baby step my
29:21to that big water slide over there.
29:22Come on, y'all.
29:35Fancy schmancy.
29:37This is her.
29:38This is Humble Abode.
29:40Got my trash can,
29:42cabinet,
29:43my dishwasher,
29:44got my stove,
29:46my fridge.
29:47Then we have the bed here.
29:50If you'd love to,
29:51you know,
29:52stay for a little longer
29:53when you come next time.
29:55Dang, have you seen this place?
29:57I mean,
29:57Alana's apartment's probably
29:58nicer than any house
30:00I've ever lived in.
30:01I mean, hell,
30:01if this is what the college life
30:02feels like,
30:03then sign me up.
30:04It's never too late
30:05to be a freshman.
30:06And I'd like to walk up
30:07another flat of stairs
30:08and come see my one-bedroom.
30:10Sure.
30:11Why not?
30:13This is her.
30:15My nice little bed.
30:17It looks superbly enormous.
30:20It's so nice.
30:22I don't even think
30:22my bed at home
30:23was this big.
30:23This is what
30:24fancy living looks like.
30:25Yeah.
30:25Oh, my God.
30:27That's nice, huh?
30:28Oh, wow.
30:29All my back problems
30:31at my young age
30:31are slowly disappearing
30:33out of my body.
30:34That's good to know.
30:37Well, this is nice, Lonnie.
30:38I'm proud of you
30:39coming up in the world.
30:41Josh telling me
30:42how proud he is of me,
30:43it really does feel good
30:44because, you know,
30:45him and Pumpkin,
30:46they, like, really pushed me
30:47to even come to Colorado.
30:49There was a point in my time
30:50of, like,
30:50should I even go
30:51because of Anna's stuff
30:52and drilling stuff?
30:53So, like,
30:54I'm really just, like,
30:56glad to hear
30:57that dead eye said,
30:58I'm proud of you.
31:00Ugh!
31:02Got to stick it up.
31:03I'm definitely
31:03going to change.
31:05We got to go meet
31:06Joraylene and my friends
31:07for ice cream.
31:09Don't fall asleep.
31:11All right, I'm not.
31:11I'm getting up.
31:12That's great.
31:13Oh, my God.
31:23She's almost here.
31:25Perfect.
31:26It's cloudy out.
31:27She better come
31:28before it rains.
31:29You're going to get
31:29to meet all my friends.
31:31Oh, boy.
31:32And Joraylene's
31:32not going to expect you.
31:33No, he sure is not.
31:37What?
31:38Coming up on Mama Jean.
31:40Y'all scared me.
31:41Well, because you could
31:42be yourself
31:42and we didn't really judge you?
31:44Y'all did nothing
31:45but judge me.
31:47I'm literally
31:47going to the side of the road
31:48and getting married right now
31:49and then to ask your mom
31:50for anything.
31:51I don't even want
31:51to be near your mom
31:52now or at the wedding.
31:54That is,
31:54even if there's
31:55going to be a wedding.
32:04Joraylene's
32:04not going to expect you.
32:05No, he sure is not.
32:09What?
32:09What is Josh doing here?
32:10Josh?
32:11Hey, man.
32:12Hey, man.
32:13What are you doing here, man?
32:14I might come
32:15out of nowhere, man.
32:16Yeah, I'm wondering
32:17the same thing.
32:18This is Josh, everybody.
32:19Yep, yep.
32:20Lana!
32:21Got you ice cream, bookie.
32:23What are you guys doing?
32:25Hi.
32:25Hi, man.
32:26Just pull up a chair, man.
32:28You know ice cream, man?
32:28Yeah, man.
32:29I didn't know you were coming, man.
32:30I didn't know you were here.
32:33Don't eat my ice cream.
32:35I didn't tell Joraylene
32:36that Josh was here
32:37because I wanted
32:38to see his face.
32:39You know,
32:40when Josh stopped
32:40talking to us,
32:41he didn't really talk
32:42to Joraylene either,
32:43and I got surprised,
32:44so he's going to get
32:45surprised, too.
32:46How was your ceremony?
32:47It was good.
32:48It was better than good.
32:49It was great.
32:50What are you doing here, man?
32:52I showed up for
32:52the important stuff, man.
32:53That's what dads do.
32:55Isn't that right, Lonnie?
32:57Sure.
32:57Yeah.
32:58He did a good old
32:59June pop-up.
33:00Whoa.
33:01So, Josh,
33:02why have we never
33:02met you before?
33:04Yeah, why haven't
33:05they met you yet, Josh?
33:06I've been very busy in life,
33:07and I haven't had a chance
33:08to come out here yet
33:09and meet everybody.
33:10Well, it's nice to meet you.
33:12It's nice to meet you.
33:12We've heard a lot about you.
33:13Sure you have.
33:14Yeah.
33:15Sure you have.
33:16The good, the bad, the ugly.
33:17Oh, great.
33:19Fixing to go,
33:19give me some ice cream.
33:21Girls, be right back.
33:23There's no telling
33:24what's been said about me.
33:26But as long as
33:27Alana has a group of people
33:29she can talk to
33:30about things that upset her,
33:32it makes me feel better.
33:33Maybe I'll be a part
33:34of the happy conversations now
33:35instead of the crappy ones.
33:37When was the last time
33:38you guys talked?
33:40God knows.
33:42But, you know,
33:42he took me out for lunch.
33:44He said he was sorry, so.
33:46Okay.
33:46He did bring me flowers,
33:47and it was super nice.
33:49That's good.
33:50I guess we're good.
33:50You know me.
33:51I forgive easily,
33:52but I never forget.
33:53I'm glad you guys are.
33:55Better.
33:56Oh, you're back.
33:57Yep.
33:57Got you a root beer float?
33:58Yep.
33:59Hey, man, how long
33:59you here for?
34:01I'll be here till tomorrow.
34:02Not very long.
34:03Now that we're talking again,
34:04you can always just come out
34:05with all the kids.
34:06Right.
34:07They want to meet them.
34:09They're a little fair
34:12So are you guys
34:12going to school
34:13for the same thing?
34:14Yeah.
34:14Yeah, nursing.
34:16Yep.
34:17Well, look there, Lonnie.
34:18We're all going to be able
34:19to take care of all six
34:20of your kids.
34:21So many kids.
34:29So what you cooking
34:30over here, Jim Buck?
34:32Homemade beanie weenies.
34:33You going to help me get
34:34some of these rose petals up?
34:35I mean, that was all your idea.
34:37Get you a broom or something.
34:39You're over there kicking
34:39it with your feet.
34:40Well, hey, it's working.
34:41I already got them in a pile.
34:43See, look.
34:44How many you got?
34:45I got a whole pile
34:46swept over here.
34:47Look, you got them
34:48all over the couch.
34:49What's up, guys?
34:51Hey, Cheyenne.
34:53Hey, Jim Buck.
34:55Your mama
34:55and her bright ideas.
34:57Dinner is done.
34:58Y'all left a bad taste
34:59in my mouth.
35:00I don't want to taste anything.
35:02I mean, I understand
35:03Cheyenne saw my mama's boobies,
35:04but come on now.
35:06Everybody sees Jim's boobies.
35:08And I just keep telling her
35:09she'll stick her eye
35:10on the prize.
35:11We have to get mama
35:12to agree to pay
35:13for this wedding.
35:14Well, I'm beating my ass down.
35:15I don't know what y'all doing
35:16because, I mean,
35:17I got wild out of here.
35:18Beanie weenies.
35:19I heard why you were
35:20so tired, Jeanne Buck.
35:21Well, I mean,
35:21we wouldn't have been humping
35:22when everybody was here.
35:24Jeanne Buck,
35:25the things are kind of burnt
35:27a little bit.
35:27Is that a burn
35:28or is that the bottom
35:28of the pants?
35:29That's the bottom
35:29of the pants.
35:31Oh, wow.
35:31You buy the cheap pants.
35:33So, I mean,
35:34where's Harper at?
35:35At my mom's.
35:36She wanted to spend the night.
35:38I mean, I don't blame her
35:38after what Shane walked in there.
35:40I wish we would have
35:40all spent the night.
35:41Most people go to their bedroom.
35:43I mean, really,
35:43we never get the house ourselves.
35:45You know what I'm saying?
35:46So, you got to, like,
35:47do it when you do it.
35:47I wanted to see
35:48if my no button's still there
35:49and if my meat flaps,
35:50like, swelled up.
35:51Oh!
35:53We could have skipped the dinner.
35:54Wouldn't that be
35:54a yes-yes button,
35:55not a no button?
35:56This is the worst conversation
35:57to have eating hot dogs.
36:00Did you call your mama
36:00and tell her that
36:01I was half naked
36:02when you came in?
36:02No, no, I didn't.
36:03Didn't think she didn't know that.
36:04No, she probably won't be
36:05telling me about it.
36:06Good.
36:07You don't need
36:08to tell your mama
36:08every little thing.
36:09At some point,
36:12your strings need to be cut
36:14just like I had to let.
36:15My strings be cut
36:15with my own children.
36:17I don't have to know, like,
36:19when my kids wipe their ass
36:20the wrong way.
36:21No, see, you take it too far.
36:22My mama don't know that.
36:24Well, I'm just saying that.
36:25My mama is all that I have.
36:26And I get that,
36:28but that's all also
36:29my girls have.
36:30Look, Trina definitely
36:32controls Cheyenne
36:33and the apple
36:34doesn't fall far
36:34from the tree
36:35because Cheyenne
36:36controls Jessica
36:37and that's the reason
36:38why Jessica doesn't go
36:39over Sunday dinners
36:40or any other activities.
36:41I mean, Cheyenne,
36:42because you were
36:43so traumatized,
36:45I'm surprised you let
36:46Jessica come out
36:46for dinner.
36:47I joke around about it,
36:49but it's the truth.
36:49Does that come from
36:50her not coming over
36:51every Sunday?
36:52Because that's not me.
36:53No, not...
36:54Jessica can go
36:55whenever or wherever
36:56she pleases.
36:56We also had a family
36:58conversation with you.
37:00We want to get to know
37:01you as a family
37:01and we've told you that.
37:03You can't know somebody
37:04if nobody ain't
37:05allowing you to.
37:07Why not ever just ask,
37:09hey, can we talk?
37:12Can we get to know
37:12each other?
37:13It was never that.
37:14It was always,
37:15hey, you don't come around.
37:16Y'all are a lot sometimes.
37:18Bitch, I know
37:18I'm a lot.
37:20Y'all scared me.
37:22Well, because you
37:22could be yourself
37:23and we didn't really
37:24judge you?
37:25Y'all did nothing
37:26but judge me
37:27when I first came around.
37:28With you telling everybody
37:29that I take Jesse's money
37:32and I'm controlling...
37:35Hey, it's Jessica.
37:37Leave a mess.
37:39Probably I'll spend
37:40Jessica's money.
37:41Cheyenne really wears
37:42her pants in that relationship.
37:44What are you actually
37:44doing over here?
37:45I mean, does Cheyenne
37:46let you off the leash
37:46for a minute?
37:49In all honesty,
37:50I do think y'all
37:51don't like me,
37:52but, and maybe it is
37:53because I don't come around.
37:54Which, that does
37:55fall back on me.
37:56We don't know you.
37:57But you really
37:58even like me, Jeanne?
38:16In all honesty,
38:17I do think y'all
38:18don't like me,
38:19but, and maybe it is
38:20because I don't come around.
38:21Which, that does
38:22fall back on me.
38:23We don't know you.
38:25But do you really
38:25even like me, Jeanne?
38:31It's not that I don't
38:32like you.
38:33There's some stuff
38:34that, like,
38:36flew up a lot of red flags
38:37for me.
38:39When you and Jessica
38:40first met,
38:41I did feel like you,
38:43but, like,
38:43your mom also
38:44would be like,
38:45when are you gonna
38:46marry my daughter?
38:46You used to be, like,
38:47begging Jessica to marry me.
38:50That wasn't her mom,
38:51but for me,
38:52it was just like,
38:53well, is she truly
38:54there for Jessica?
38:57Because I,
38:58as a mother,
38:59I just wanted to make
39:00sure that you was,
39:01like, okay.
39:03And that's the reason
39:04why Jessica got
39:05chipped to the psychic
39:06is because I was like,
39:07okay, maybe this bitch
39:08will know more
39:08than what I know.
39:09That's the problem.
39:10Instead of coming together
39:11and talking
39:12and having a conversation,
39:13you took her to a fortune teller
39:14for them to tell you
39:15that I wasn't right for her.
39:17That's what you wanted
39:18them to say.
39:19It does allow me
39:20to see that you have
39:21met somebody
39:22that does make you
39:22very happy.
39:23Somebody who wants
39:24to be able to take care
39:25of you, show you love,
39:26and show you good commitment.
39:28Are you actually sure
39:29that, like, it's Cheyenne
39:30that she's supposed
39:30to be with?
39:31I'm sure, 100%.
39:33I took her to the psychic
39:35to be able to predict
39:35her damn future.
39:36And if the future
39:37didn't see you,
39:38but then the bitch
39:39was the next.
39:39But they did,
39:40so you're...
39:41So I was just like,
39:42well, at that point.
39:44So then I was like,
39:44you would have only been happy
39:46if she said
39:46we weren't meant
39:47to be together.
39:48No, I did not say that.
39:50But I was her future,
39:51and you weren't happy
39:52with that.
39:53And this is why
39:53I said it wasn't
39:54a good idea
39:55to go to the psychic.
39:57If I weren't happy
39:58with that,
39:58you wouldn't be
39:59sitting in my house.
40:01Well, you have
40:01a funny way
40:02of showing it.
40:04I've tried
40:05keeping my mouth shut.
40:05I don't think
40:06I can do it anymore.
40:07Your mom is,
40:08like, a freaking nightmare.
40:09Why have you not
40:10said nothing before?
40:11Because who am I
40:12to sit here
40:12and tell you to choose
40:13between your mom
40:14and myself?
40:15I am Jessie's future.
40:17I guess you heard that.
40:18And I guess you're
40:19in my house, too.
40:21Unfortunately.
40:24I'm going to bed.
40:25Now look what you done
40:26started, Gene Buck.
40:28What?
40:28You know what?
40:30You can get the dishes.
40:31I'm going to figure out
40:32about this.
40:33She'll be okay.
40:34It's no secret that,
40:36you know,
40:36I don't like Cheyenne.
40:37She's always got
40:38something slick to say.
40:40I feel like she's
40:40controlling to Jessica.
40:41I feel like she was the one
40:43that asked for Josh's sperm.
40:44I mean, I don't trust her
40:45as far as I can throw her
40:46because she's about
40:47as shady as her mama.
40:49What the, Gene?
40:50You just...
40:51What?
40:52Like, really?
40:52You just don't...
40:53Yeah.
40:54Yeah, really.
40:55Like, this was a
40:56show from the psychic
40:58to now.
40:59Babe.
41:01What?
41:01Were you okay?
41:03No.
41:05What's wrong?
41:08You didn't even
41:09back me up.
41:10I would never let
41:11my mom talk to you
41:12the way your mom
41:12just talked to me.
41:13And you didn't
41:14take up with me at all.
41:15You just sat there
41:16like a damn bump
41:17on a log.
41:18Well, I thought y'all
41:19were just hashing
41:20out those problems.
41:21Okay, so you're telling
41:22me if that was you
41:22and my mommy,
41:23you wouldn't want me
41:23to say nothing at all?
41:25I'm not good
41:25with confrontation.
41:26Well, then you better
41:27grow up here
41:28because we're about
41:29to be married.
41:30What are you going
41:31to do then?
41:32Just leave your wife
41:33stranded?
41:34No.
41:34Somebody screaming
41:35at her?
41:37That's how I felt
41:37down there,
41:38all by my lonesome.
41:41Not really welcome.
41:43She said if she
41:44didn't like you,
41:44then you wouldn't
41:45be here.
41:45I begged a damn
41:46different.
41:49She said I don't
41:50want to be here.
41:52But we got to keep
41:53everything good
41:54so she'll pay
41:54for the wedding.
41:55I don't care.
41:57I'd literally go
41:58on the side of the road
41:59and get married right
41:59now than to ask
42:00your mom for anything.
42:02Honestly, I don't
42:03even want to be
42:03near your mom now
42:05or at the wedding.
42:06That is, even if
42:06there's going to be
42:07a wedding.
42:08What do you mean
42:08if there's going
42:09to be a wedding?
42:10It's just too much.
42:17I think I might just
42:18go ahead and go to my
42:18mom's, with or
42:20without you.
42:34Later this season
42:35on Mama Jean.
42:36I can't let you
42:37just sit here
42:37and disrespect my
42:38fiance.
42:38You just got to grow
42:39a backbone.
42:40I don't trust her
42:41no further than I can
42:41throw her.
42:42She could make this
42:43like the worst wedding
42:44ever.
42:45I need you to hear me
42:46out on something,
42:46I guess.
42:47That is not the
42:49question I thought
42:49Darren was going to
42:50ask.
42:51How's school?
42:52Good.
42:52I wanted to introduce
42:53you to another sibling.
42:56Why do you need to
42:56go to a wedding venue?
42:58Because Jessica's there.
42:59We just can't sit here
43:00and talk about this
43:00all day.
43:01We have another place
43:01to go.
43:02Oh, well, great.
43:02Well, let's go.
43:03Oh, hell no.
43:05She okay?
43:05Jean, what's wrong?
43:06Alana got here
43:07so now she's headed
43:08to the hospital.
43:09I have been scared.
43:10Well, you can be
43:10scared.
43:11It's a lot.
43:12Josh, you got a
43:13second?
43:14I have a question.
43:15I want to know
43:17if does anybody
43:19know where Josh is?
43:20We did first, you know.
43:21I ain't got a panties
43:22in a watch.
43:23You snitched on me.
43:24But do you mean
43:25tell you what the
43:25he's been doing?
43:26Who?
43:27Darren.
43:28Hell no.
43:29You snitched on me.
43:30You snitched on me.
43:31You snitched on me.
43:34You snitched on me.
43:34You snitched on me.
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